most beautiful human being on earth edition
Maisie
fink u got the rong op m8
>>52296913
Where're you? SoCal?
well.. netflix is down so i'll begrudgingly talk to you guys tonight *rolls her eyes and sighs*
on the bright side on my way home i saw a girl in my neighborhood walking her dogs and she had an amaaazing ass and she seemed pretty cute. gotta start walking down that street haha...
me on the left
>poortherners
>tfw when no bf to carry me like a grill
;_;
>>52296969
Good post
can feel quite the headache coming on lads
>>52296945
clearly says human being 2bh so i'm a little confused
what does a girl mean when she says she wants to "netflix & chill" with me? i don't have a netflix subscription
>mfw
>>52296969
>>52296985
Bad posts
Friday lads
Lads friday
wew
>>52297005
>>52297005
>>52297005
>>52297005
someone is insulting our cuddle cave, lads
>>52297023
delet e this
The most beautiful woman in the world is female pepe
>>52297027
>not editing shipping cost to tip
>>52297027
Why would you pay that much
>>52296957
Sexually assault her
>>52296909
>shaved neanderthals
>human
>>52296945
>chinks
>human
>>52297027
>mens
dropped
>>52296909
But then they smile and the illusion is broken
>>52297083
LOL, it's another Californian
>roommate has pork in the fridge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
least he'll be gone for christmas so i can rub my bollocks on his stuff
torrenting 5 seasons of the simpsons on my neighbours wifi, haha serves him right
might torrent shitloads of anime and get him arrested haha im such a madman
>>52297072
delete
>>52297053
i cannot
>>52297027
>Large
You're a big guy
Also
>$50 for a fucking sweatshirt that was probably made in China
balls are absolutely DEFLATED lads
sucked so much juice out of them i've caused a vacuum in there
>>52297060
You have no idea the butt pain I would cause just by wearing it.
Just got a Christmas bonus at work so it was chump change really.
>>52297114
find me a wearable sweatshirt that is under $35
>>52297110
why not
doing a sleep now lads
don't want to wake up tbphwy :(
>come back to /brit/ after a while
>literally just fucking shit chinese woman posters shitting up the entire fucking thread
>pretty much every single fucking poster is new
>lisicki is now called kev
>>52297102
>least he'll be gone for christmas so i can rub my bollocks on his stuff
is he qt?
would u make out with him after drugging his beer?
>>52297102
ibrahim
>>52296707
>>52296707
>>52296707
post your gf here
>>52297147
>>lisicki is now called kev
he is?
>tfw i unironically spend a few hundred every weekend at clubs
half brother is texting me lads
utterly terrified
>>52297173
does he want to become your whole brother?
my life is so horrible and i hate it and i want to start again
>>52297149
Fuck off with your bender shit man. You're clearly desperate for attention
>>52297173
is the other half sister hahahaha
>>52296909
where can i find a girl like cara in britain lads?
>>52297191
He wants to become his "hole brother"
say what you want about adele but shes very talented
>>52297136
how does that work?
molly
>>52296909
don't get me wrong, i'd shag her for a good two hours if she came into my bedroom wearing that but idk, she's not exactly a top-top female.
>>52297209
haha
>hello i am from thailand
>>52297229
why did she throw her pure white genes away?
>>52297229
HNNNNNG
>>52297237
>two hours
lel
>>52297229
Disgustingly ugly.
>>52297219
hello, it's me
>>52297237
alright kev
simpsons isnt and was never funny
need to do a sleep but want a wank
>>52297290
I disagree
Back from star wars lads
>tfw going to the movies with a girl tomorrow
the problem is we've been friends for a bit, but we've never really been alone. We were last weekend and we kind of cuddled, but neither of us has brought it up since then. what do
>>52297294
wank then sleep senpai
>>52297249
did she?
>>52297254
molly
>>52297312
>what do
cuddle
>>52297290
>simpsons isnt and was never funny
>>52297053
Love this photo of her xx
best girl
>>52297312
slip your fingers in her during the movie
>>52297321
hmm good idea
>>52297294
wank to molly
>>52297290
>simpsons isnt and was never funny
>fakes
>>52297339
who is this
>>52297312
stop being a beta little bitch man
so what if it doesn't work and she rejects you? what difference does it make, at least you know where you stand now. she's just a slab of meat.
>>52297339
I hope she isnt hiding her fat, there was pic of a good looking russian girl with big tits that was being passed around and then it stopped when there was a pic of her and she was actually a landwhale.
>>52296947
805. It was a pretty conservative area and still is because all the boomers who bought all the nice suburban homes in the 70s are still kicking.
>tfw too tired to banter
>>52297027
>shipping $8.02
>.02
n-no thanks
>>52297388
thanks liscki
hope a war in israel fully kicks off so we can take in all the jewish qts as refugees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0hslHDS9E
>>52297394
Hm, I've never been over there. 626 here.
>>52297290
I agree
>>52297436
shit hair
>>52297457
Are you asian?
what does this gesture mean??
>>52297488
LOL. No, I get that a lot.
Another space launch today
Anyone find it crazy how there are around 3 space launches every week yet nobody ever finds out or cares
>>52297511
didnt know she was a whore. shes supposed to be a virgin
dropped.
>>52297528
they do get a little boring after a while, only the new experimental stuff is exiting to watch 2bh
>>52297511
really, aus?
New waifu xx
>>52297528
we can all breathe in space, they just don't want us finding this out.
deactivated my facebook (again)
>>52297578
>shes supposed to be a virgin
fucking KEK
To: [email protected]
no
also don't reply to me again you fat shit
playing terraria x
got out of the hospital today lads
>feel sharp stabbing pains in chest
>go to hospital
>get chest x rays, blood tests, all sorts of shit
>everything's fine
>they still made me stay in hospital all night and most of yesterday
>in the end a doctor came to talk to me about anxiety, saying i had an anxiety attack
fuck off i genuinely felt bad pains in my chest what else was i meant to do
>> 52297623
rina
Ironically doing an ERP
YOUNG MAN
THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
I SAID, YOUNG MAN
PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND
I SAID YOUNG MAN
CAUSE YOU'RE IN A NEW TOWN
Just had another fucking double nightmare
Fuck sake
>>52297662
massive choon desu (desu)
>>52297669
how does that work? one per eye?
>>52297578
>slutra 'cock lover' Delevinigerstein
>pure
maximum kek
>>52297519
There is a noticeable amount of Asians around there haha.
>>52297695
Dream within a dream
>>52297457
yoo 626 here too
>>52297725
>implying we're not living in a dream
>>52297706
Mostly Sierra Madre and Arcadia Tbh,
>>52297701
>>52297620
fuck off she has not had sex yet. no proof
>>52297729
What is this implying
>>52297701
very much doubt annie has a willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>52297701
Thought she was into fanny now
>>52297764
Protestants are dumb and smell
>>52297748
ARE YOU ASIAN (Chinese)?
might do a sick because i ate an unnecessary sandwich and i'm trying to lose weight x
>>52297802
If theres one thing i hate more than negros is the damn CHINESE
>>52297832
why don't you work out instead?
I ate a full pizza to myself today plus other things but I also ran 5k this morning and had a workout for about 45 minutes
where the women blow and the men chunder haha
>>52297867
its 3 am all I can do is lift dumbbells 2bh
>>52297771
my dad was mates with barry gibb irl
i'm 5'11 and unironically weigh 9 stone 7 lbs (133lbs)
>>52297889
you can work out without weights (though you should invest in some)
go for a run or do some situps/pushups and lunges with your dumbells
>>52297793
this 2bh
>>52297835
>Racism
>In California
Delete this post, cheers lad xxxx what are you like? haha
>>52297757
Yeah unfortunatley our spics are concentrated more towards the beaches past Point Mugu. Oxnard, Camarillo Ventura and Port Hueneme.
But they face the wilderness the the beach, we got our own good beaches and the deeper you go into the valleys towards LA the richer and richer it gets.
Pretty crazy diving through it actually. Pretty stark shit and that's like a 2 hour drive.
>>52297889
what's Ulster like?
whats Greater Manchester like?
t. new to extra flags
>post in /hilo/
>get replies
>can't tell, but have a feeling they're making fun of me
I am not a chicano
>>52297930
>>52297944
>>52297947
commiefornia samefag
>i'm 5'11
why is there so much anime at like 8 am brit time? good to see a lack of it now
>>52297959
>East coast
Fuck off
>Hello, my name is Storm
>>52297958
stop making this post
>>52297981
nonces posting from class
>>52297975
im not. im 5'6
girls dont care at all
>>52297959
Eat a dick you hick or nigger.
my friends are such complete and utter fools lads
>>52298001
w-what
>>52297999
Storm, Is it really you?
>>52298047
foy
>>52298016
He's mad he's from a fly over state on the Least coast
>>52297947
now I can't tell whos a girl 2bh upsetting
ulster is the best place on earth, I can't believe so many nerds on here want to emmigrate from their hometown
I've been off for two weeks now and all I've done is work out and play pokemon
>>52298047
>Brits please like me haha i dont like these other yanks. I'm not like them!!
>>52298047
Honestly, I like totes forgot we were like.... in /brit/.
>>52298058
You really can't tell? I'm a bit upset tbhwyf
>>52298067
stop autisming the place up
>>52298060
i've been unemployed for 4 years and all i've doen is collect the 300 quid a week my parents send me and wank off
>>52298060
ruby/sapphire are shite
>>52298067
>>52298080
>>52298083
>>52298060
unbelievable
just did a bulimia and now my belly hurts
I only do it very occasionally 2bh pregnant women would be sick more than me
what's wrong with being an occasional bullimic if you don't want to be skinny but just lose a half stone or wot
>>52298031
I've seen you post that before, it's stale
>>52298085
by saying that im glad there isnt anime in here?
you're the fucking autist
>>52298109
Mong
>>52298058
>a girl
>sits up straight
So you were talking about emigration?
i am so fucking ugly i literally look like maisie
>>52298127
no one is posting anime you fucking moron
>>52298102
>collect the 300 quid a week my parents
ive seen this so many times on 4chan it's absolutely infuriating that you idiots get money from the parents for being NEETS
>>52298114
All me
>The British man who was reported missing by his family after sending them a message saying he was sorry he would never see them again has been found - strolling on the beach and trying to apply for a diving job.
>>52297511
she needs a wee
>>52298114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-B_PCFyDc
>>52298145
you really are pretty fucking stupid. i was saying glad there wasnt cause usually there is.
go kill yourself virgin boy
>>52298138
the other california in here is a girl proven by vocaroos stt (sweating typing this)
>>52298102
literal millionaire monger
>>52298152
Come boyo, don't be tellin' no long tales now.
One was me.
>>52298157
no way. lmao was just reading about that
what happened to him? does he just not want to go home and tried to make up some bullshit?
>>52298176
mention anime and anime posters will show up
just ignore its presence or lack of presence
>>52298183
storm is from california as well
>>52298109
except it was easily the best and introduced the most game changing mechanics
plus best overworld, or at least tied with Sinnoh
>>52298183
You like Cali girls er wha?
>>52297027
>American large
You should just get a cover for your mobility scooter t bh
>>52298215
RELATABLE POST, funny coming from Australia tho x
>>52298215
hmm
>>52298213
you are autistic as fuck still..
calling out posters cause they didnt fit your standards of brit when youre a yank yourself
honestly feel bad for you that you are this desperate to fit in with a general on 4chan
>>52298148
>>52298148
>get letter in post saying that my car insurance needs renewing
>ring my mum and remind her since she obviously can't do anything on fucking time
>>52298218
>HURRR MUH EV
fuck off
>>52298206
I guess so, the story yesterday made it sound like he had been kidnapped and will be killed.. Now it seems like he just doesn't want to go home.
It's all over the news here now that he's trying to work illegally so he'll be sent on his way soon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ARr68g2Jjn
To be honest.
>>52298246
every post i quoted was horrible
they just so happened to be canadian and americans because we are the majority at this hour
Went to the pub for my friend's birthday and he invited a bunch of normies.
Normies are fucking weird lads. At one point in the evening they all stopped what they were doing and started taking selfies together for like 15 minutes.
>John Major votes won: 14,093,007
>Largest Thatcher ever won: 13,760,935
>Largest Blair won: 13,518,167
Was Major the most based PM in history?
>>52298256
mong
I bet you think G/S were the best
>>52298220
I just like girls mate
>>52298261
wow fuck that kid
>>52297173
>>52297195
yfw a half brother and sister could theoretically not be genetically related at all
spooky 2bh.
>>52298215
australians are so much worse though
>>52298269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dvQoM0uNxs
>>52298279
best post-war by a long shot
idk why people even care about Churchill, all he did was fuck over the empire.
>>52298276
>glad theres no anime
what a terrible cringeworthy post. thank god you might've looked cool in front of brit.
>I play pokemon and argue about it with strangers on 4chan
>>52298311
everyone is distantly genetically related 2bf
post your favourite nasheed lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwylLY_FxM
>>52298288
yes, they were.
>>52298296
Yeah, his family were in a blind panic making appeals to anyone with information, his sister set up some kind of facebook thing about it etc.
a complete nob.
>>52298292
Good lad
or lass
we don't descriminate in CA
>>52298292
benders out
>>52298243
shut up would you
>>52298318
abysmally incorrect
>>52298331
>there's no anime
>so clearly I should post about anime!
>>>/cum/
yanks just don't know when to stop posting
>>52298378
stfu
>>52298343
How the fuck can anime think johto was better than hoenn
Absolute spastic
>>52298348
i read that his mum was about to miss chemo to fly out and look for him herself
hes really like a lot of the western idiots i met when i was in thailand. they all thought they could just stay in thailand and do nothing forever.
i remember getting shit from people when i told them i had to go back and work in 2 weeks
>>52298378
It's our overenthusiastic, artifical attitude towards everything Tbh
>>52298343
they were the worst
by a huge margin
even the first games were leagues better and at least had the excuse of being the first.
Gen II introduced so many awful things like babies and friendship, plus it felt like a half finished mess of cut content from the first games.
HG/SS was far better than the originals
>>52298323
>>52298323
>>52298323
>>52298323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSpl7KchkT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSpl7KchkT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSpl7KchkT
>>52298388
>anime
Wanted to move to America so fucking desperately after I watched Into the Wild & Wild
>>52298388
nice freudian slip
>>52298323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I5Dl8LquNX
You too sound local.
>>52298364
>another american telling me to go to /cum/
im literally cringing for you. maybe youll fit in here
>>52298400
Swoon~~~~~~
big guy
>>52298430
i'm telling you to go to /cum/ because anime is welcome there
OFFICIAL POKEMON GAME (NO PINBALL OR SNAP FEDORA SHIT INCLUDED) RANKING.
1. LG/FF
2. G/S
3. EMERALD
4. B/R
POWERGAP
9001. OTHERS
>>52298400
Barf~~~~~~
>>52298428
LOL, delete this please
>she will never beat the shit out of you
smfh
>>52298449
Cheers Kev
crystal is unironically the pokemon game that i have the fondest memories of
>>52298393
He needs a good slap tbf, his mum's got cancer and he's fucking around sending spoopy texts about "won't see them again" twat.
Yeah, he does come across like a backpacker twat. I was chatting to one that had been here twice, trying to tell me all about Bangkok, where to go etc. not too long ago.
>>52298449
Emerald>FR/LG>Platinum>HG/SS
desu
>>52298539
understand why you'd have emerald above but 'no'
>>52298513
Why? Its a total accurate description of our accents. Its good to be self critical :D
pokemon is literally reddit
>only 90s kids will remember this!!! xDD
america is literally my favorite country
>>52298522
when i started playing it in 97/98 i swear it was only blue and red
>I'm American
>>52298449
LG/FR just fixed bugs in the origional but didn't really change much if anything, I prefer Yellow to them.
G/S were the worst of any generation, D/P were maybe worse games but Platinum was great
Emerald is probably the best game, difficult enough, great post-game, improved the metagame a lot, felt like an adventure and there was lots of hidden stuff around plus I liked the puzzles to find things. was like a proper RPG
B/W2 are probably the best overall though
>>52298558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LsCRZTyBxv
>>52298561
redditors only like the first two games
>I'm Australian
>>52298487
>>52298435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FA7Ev9WcWO
jus 4 u bb
>>52298573
sup wit it
>>52298577
>not rating LG/FR
fuck off child
>>52298561
Only the original Pokémon games came out in the 90s
god bless america
god save the queen
>Yellow wasn't the best pokemon
>>52298577
>Emerald is probably the best game
>B/W2 are probably the best overall though
feels
best girl
>>52298609
LOL god bless
>So many prisoners are falling ill from "legal highs" that it is damaging local ambulance services, a watchdog has warned.
meanwhile shit like LSD is banned
>>52298665
still plenty of streets like that 2bh
>>52298605
LA Beast is the fucking man!
>>52298609
pretty good desu
better than my country accent
