Overwhelming Firepower Edition
Top 10 for hello
first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRbTsgJU68
third for merica
alright lads
>>52299414
hi haha
/cum/ is now a cancerous general, i hope /brit/ doesn't suffer the same fate
yui
California
>>52299428
/brit/ has been going downhill for about a year now
/cum/ was never good. It's a shitty forced general
this "girl" that is posting is one of the most cringeworthy things i've ever seen
i remember there was a general on /sp/ where there was a "girl" doing voocaroos forever then she never posted a pic
she had a trip and turned out she was just a trap that never hit puberty and sounded exactly like a girl.
>>52299458
>/cum/ was never good
it used to be great, now it is filled of disgusting weebos and a butthurt janny
MERCIA?
>>52299474
Woah, must be the exact same scenario
>>52299476
>has money for military shit
>can't fix their own country
come on
>>52299476
wish I could join the US navy
but would probably get way less/worse choice of where to live
>>52299428
depends on the time
you can get a lot of >fuck off jf
or decent answers to questions if you have any
Like, whats Chihuahua like?
>>52299475
you are literally the worst poster in that general
I don't see why you haven't fucked off yet since you act like you hate it so much
WORDS THAT KILL WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME?
why do literally all brits look like this?
>>52299474
was that manchester?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmDxJrggie8
might cry lads
my dad used to hit me all the time but fuck me i'd be crying if he died
he's taught me everything how to be a man, i'd be a useless cunt with my hands if it wasn't for him, he taught me joinery and working with engines etc feel sorry for all of you who dont have a dad in the picture
>thread is literally /cum/
Out oUt ouT
>>52299501
i mean, it most likely is.
has this girl posted a pic yet? or will she ever?
kyary
>>52299532
that looks nothing like me
words cannot describe how qt this is
my dick explodes when i see the first sign of frekcles
>>52299532
they don't
>>52299559
post pic
>>52299561
are you checking that link i posted?
>>52299561
>freckles are disgusting
>>52299561
i would like to marry this girl and live on a dairy farm with her
>>52299561
freckles are gross
the problem with /cum/ is that there's not nearly enough fedoraposting
cute aryan 3D girls now
>>52299583
don't undertand your greentext
>>52299586
kill yourself mohammed
>>52299585
yes
>>52299578
yes thank yo
>>52299583
why did i greentext this
>>52299395
Twas a splendid little war. As an American, I approve.
>>52299552
Who cares, I'm not going to post a picture of my face here so if you think I'm a trap
I'm a trap. :^)
>>52299589
>the problem with /cum/ is that there's not nearly enough fedoraposting
*gobsmacked*
>the problem with /cum/ is that there's not nearly enough fedoraposting
>>52299616
fuck off Kev!
no thick alcoholic sorority gf
Having some cheese and white wine
feel like a proper poof
O my fucking got
>mfw she wouldn't even LOOK in my direction
>>52299612
>>52299561
woo stt (sweating typing this)
>>52299616
Can anyone explain this meme to me plz
>>52299427
'lri' la
british navy only serves to rescue and bring back """"refugees"""" nowadays
unlucky t b h
>>52299666
>>52299650
>>52299643
>>52299595
>>52299561
i wanted to leave /brit/, but i can't because of those slutties
>>52299671
foy
>>52299666
where did you find this
>>52299671
Isn't his face explanation enough? big sweaty bastard we're obsessed with
are kev
>>52299680
*nods at you*
you alright?
>>52299666
>>52299650
she's utter perfection
she needs to be put on a pedestal
>>52299612
we both know you are. its ok that you have some fucked up satisfaction from this. im not here to judge
>>52299671
>>52299666
wew lad
them....eyes
>yanks
https://youtu.be/00frP8XGmGA
>>52299697
https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenameofkittens/comments/3dan82/hmm/
in the comments of this, seems like she had more nudes but deleted them
literally in london
>>52299697
>posting this skank
my skank is better
well well then
>>52299707
Continue to listen to my vocarros mate, cheers love xx
>>52299704
desu she's not so amazing and innocent in her other pics but fucking hell
run out of pics
>>52299729
who cares, it's just one dickhead putting that up
>>52299671
He's a well traveled gentleman
>>52299747
and he's likely not muslim
>>52299747
no the government put it up. it actually cost them taxpayer money
it was a massive development project for it
your country voted on it
molly is also qt
'ello there mates
Fancy a crisp?
>>52299729
my dog would maul anyone who tried to stop me walking him
then be put down by the state because they hate freedom here
>>52299764
>>52299747
#notallmuslims
>>52299776
why does his lays bag say walkers?
>>52299761
Thailad Daisuki!
>>52299746
The face of a cuck trying to pretend it is not happening
>oh, didn't i mention? i'm from the united states of america
>>52299776
i'll have 1
>>52299775
who is this dark temptress
you're a nonce thailad. confirm or deny?
>>52299799
any yanks or candians ITT?
>>52299729
kek i bet some cunt put that up just to take a picture of it and then post it on facebook to bait for likes and outrage
>>52299806
>takes a lick
Here ya go laddy
>>52299825
I am a yank. what do you need dude
>>52299825
hear hear
>tfw applying for PhDs
wew lads, I'm running out of things to say.
Is my meme expertise something I should include in the personal statement ?
qts
>>52299862
just be you're self
got some peanut brittle
it's shit
>>52299862
>brazilian women are a meme
a watertight premise if i ever heard one
>I am a yank. what do you need dude
Any disgusting, subhuman, Southern hemisphere fags itt?
wew
>>52299862
that bikini is very expensive 2bh mad isnt it
>>52299876
GET THEM BLACKED NOW!!
GET A SOUL POLE IN THERE ASAP
>>52299688
dont use that word mate
@52299889
fuck off you idiot
>>52299914
DAMN
A
M
N
haha lol
>>52299862
how do i get a brazilian gf
>>52299920
why not?
>>52299914
literally walking vaginas
>>52299887
>>52299877
Thanks lads.
>>52299916
Really qt bikini, but how can it be expensive ?
>>52299916
i like her photos with the pipe or whatever that is
post em
>I am a yank. what do you need dude
>>52299961
it's just a designer piece its like $200 I think
>>52299806
watch out walking meme lad!
>I am a yank. what do you need dude
>>52299943
Literally walk into a club with your pants down, passport wrapped around your dick.
-5% recession, currency crashing, hyperinflation looming: soon qts will be blowing old men for food.
>literally walking vaginas
>>52300000
checked
>>52299975
I'd buy it for my qt if she had a stomach like that.
>>52299995
>>52300015
bet they were the same poster
>>52299701
drinking desu
>>52300000
>>52300000
Check em
>>52300026
nice extra flag btw
>>52300034
how did you fucking now
>>52300000
d e c e n t
>>52300028
fuck off you shit skinned nigger what the fiuck are you doing even posting here
qts
>>52299975
http://international.triangl.com/collections/swimwear
How'd you know?
>>52300000
BRASIL REPRESENT
>>52300026
>>52300046
>>52300048
>>52300053
>first quads is me encouraging gringos to cuck my country
JUST
>>52300061
looks american
>>52300000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52300063
I'm a fashionista~ and watch cute girl haul vids
>>52300070
Learn to count you fucking monkey.
>>52300079
probably is
interesting how you can instantly pick up on if someone is a new worlder or not
>how did you fucking now
>>52299535
>if he died
you need to confront the fact of death it sounds like
>>52300000
>>52300093
It's almost 3 am and I'm filling PhD applications, do you even have published papers, you nigger ?
>>52300093
Why are brazilians so rude to their countymen?
>>52299950
its not nice to the qts
>>52300105
what are you on about you stupid cunt
>>52300049
thanks mang
>>52300132
the how could i call them?
>>52300153
how's the life there?
>>52300127
Yes. Seven on APS and one on nature. Superconductivity.
>>52300131
have you seen all the point black favela executions? its their national pastime after soccer (futbol for the lads)
>>52300146
he's going to die one day, odds are when you're around, there's no 'if'
>>52300127
what subject?
>>52300165
Did you co-author the Nature one with your dad who works at Nintendo ?
>>52300172
just got my phd
love tights and shorts tbH
why are we being invaded by non anglo subhumans
>>52300214
stfu
>>52300212
reported
>>52300194
Wow, that was an amazing reply, all of my arguments have been neutered, Congratulations, you won.
Also, nintendo is shit.
w-wew
>>52300212
looks like an anorexic girl I know
>>52300214
If you continue being rude, I'l look up the website to report online hate crimes and have you jailed by the United Kingdom of Multiracial Harmony.
>>52300190
Econ.
>>52300214
brit threads are where its at haha
>>52300214
>/cum/ is shit
>shitposting refugees
CLOSE THE BORDERS
>>52300236
What argument ?
>>52300214
We want to live in brick houses desu
eurasian qts
>>52300245
>Economic """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Science""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52300273
MARRY ME
>>52300274
I'm not under the illusion that I'm doing science.
At the end of the day, I just want to get paid.
Tbqh it's nice to be the one who decides which projects get shut down, while STEMcucks cry into their microscopes.
>>52300282
kazakh-russian I think
If i'm not wrong
>>52300311
Would dilute generations of Anglo/Scots heritage for
>>52300236
Other guy here.
Have any tips to get into a nice master/doctorate program?
Im not doing economics, thoug.
>>52300300
no one cares you fucking nigger a nursery teacher here probably still earns more than you
>>52300255
Unrelated to your post but is it normal for people to constantly say sir in Thailand?
I've met a Thai guy recently and he says it a lot even for around here
>>52300337
Why all that salt ?
I'll probably earn £80k p.a starting in the City once my PhD is done.
>>52300335
Git gud, basically. Also lie about your achievements.
zoe
shoo monkeys
>>52300335
I'm got my physics degree and master's at unicamp. But any uni with good professors will make it easy for you to publish shit. There was one dude who manage to publish his first paper on his second period.
>>52300340
>is it normal for people to constantly say sir in Thailand?
No.
>I've met a Thai guy recently and he says it a lot even for around here
Refer to him as 'khun [first name here]" in return if you like, it's the equivalent of Sir in Thai.
I think he's just trying to be respectful
>>52300388
>Unicamp
Take your diploma and trash it.
>>52300368
Yes I'm sure City firms are clamoring to hire individuals educated in fucking Brazil. Just how delusional are you?
>>52300300
I don't think an econ PhD is what you should be doing if you want to be deciding the fate of projects. Aren't accountants responsible for that kinda shit?
Maybe in requisite for a governmental position, but those are rare.
Economics is one of those self serving fields, it justifies its own existence through recycling the majority of graduates into research and teaching.
>>52300409
harsh
>>52300406
No need to be so salty, senpai.
Have you bought your christmas crackers yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR9NYFfjLNA
qts
>>52300368
Thanks :3
>>52300388
You mean, he did publish it via IC?
>>52300397
Thanks, hes a nice guy and people do say sir a lot here so that probably what it is then
>Refer to him as 'khun [first name here]" in return if you like, it's the equivalent of Sir in Thai.
I'll do that next time I see him. He'll probably find it pretty funny
>>52300409
Huehuehue. I've worked 2 years on Wall Street.
>>52300421
Why do you have to put your logic in the way of my shitposting?
>>52300444
>even attending universities that aren't USP
cuck
>>52300459
>ashens
good lad
shame he isn't doing much this year
>>52300464
Yeah. But the guy was a monster, his coefficient by the end he finished was 9.89. I think he works on ferrofluids nowadays.
>>52300459
>>52300531
who want's to eat fucking crackers on christmas?
post more british slags
>>52300484
no one gives a fuck you brown eyed, dark skinned foreign piece of shit
>>52300484
>USP fuccboi stroking his ego
>>52300476
Yeah Virginia sounds like one of those kinds of places with the "sir, I say sir!" southern gentlemen.
I'm sure he'll like the effort, if you want to take it a step further end every sentence with the word "kap", it's a polite syllable you use to address people formally, your elders, or just anyone you want to be polite with etc.
Assuming you're male of course.. if not you say "kaa"
>>52300484
Sorry, testing out my brand new meta-shitposting technique whereby I shitpost and then bait and switch to an effortpost. Gets easy (You)'s 2bh.
>>52300564
>>52300484
TAVA NA RUA
FUMANDO UM BASEADO
CHEGOU A NOVINHA
>>52300577
here's a free (You)
(give me a (You) back please)
>>52300577
A lot of effort gone into what could just have been "you're waifu a shit".
Keep it simple Pajeet.
>>52300555
Allahu Akbar
>>52300564
>Unicamp peasant having to explain to foreign recruiters where Campinas is.
Thinking about my future, m8s. Not many good thoughts are in my head
>>52300646
How are things going with your girlfriend ?
>>52300627
>USP cuckboy lubing his ass for all the foreigner dicks he has to take so that he can land a ""decent"" job
just got a glass mug lads
gonna have a ripper cuppa in it RIGHT NOW
>>52300603 deserve it
now to sleep for 4h
gute nacht
>>52300627
literally no recruiter in the uk has heard of he university of sao paolo
>not listening to brazilian favela funk
you are wasting your life idiots
this shit gets you pumped like nothing in this world
why are there literal brazilians here
>>52300684
Because of the power of quints.
>>52300657
This is a joke, right?
huehuehue
>>52300673
You know what is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzOkza_u3Z8
>>52300684
dont make them leave they might post qts
>>52300545
They are not actual crackers like the cookie
They are like kinder that explode,with laughter and toys
>>52300670
>type name in HR Uni database
>Brazil: Ranked 1st
>Latin America : Ranked 1st
"Mr. Barbosa, when can you start?"
>>52300659
>get paid 50% than Unicamp untermenschen
wew
>>52300711
just be yourself
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
>>52300728
I think I'd rather be literally anyone else, tbqh
Lads, I'm home for the holidays and I need sum fuq
There's this girl who liked me I used to hang out with but never fucked because of my past sperginess. Question is:
Do I message her or just try for tinder sluts?
>>52300724
>his doctorate degree is from brazil
"Mr. Barbosa, how fast can you brew coffee?"
>>52300724
yeah sorry i forgot your unis HR database was the definitive authority despite the fact no british person ever heard of your piece of shit university
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35124361
bear grylls and obama did an episode
>>52300767
If you even have tinder, you're too much of a normie for anyone to have advice for you.
In fact, if you even have a picture of yourself, you're too far gone.
>>52300775
>>52300746
don't understand this
>>52300795
Whatever faggot, I don't care what a monkey has to say
ever since i left the city (You)
Imagine not being ugly
Imagine not blinding yourself when you accidentally open the camera app
Imagine not cracking the mirror when you look at it
>Whatever faggot, I don't care what a monkey has to say
>>52300772
It's not though, I'll do my PhD in a top department in the UK or US.
Worst case scenario, it's from UCL or NYU, but I'm pretty sure I'll get Oxford or Stanford.
>>52300774
HR Uni database, not Uni HR database.
Know thy language, Pajeet.
>>52300822
Rude, Cheng.
>>52300824
(You) got a reputation for yourself now
all i ever do is think of you ~~
>>52300857
>UCL or NYU
"Mr. Barbosa, how fast can you serve burgers?"
MIT or bust.
>>52300746
>>52300775
>>52300814
>>52300856
>>52300882
Great meme, son.
I think it has potential.
>>52300857
did you come here merely to boast? i don't give a fuck what you're doing you disgusting shitskin. go die of cancer or something
>>52300895
>MIT
Not even the best University in Cambridge.
I'll do my thesis under Professor Krugman, It's the Paretian optimum of douchebaggery/racism in Republican candidates
Hey guys, I went to a community college. No reason to tell you this, I just want you to know :^).
>>52300980
Same
where can i get pdf of books for free
what is this new meme lads
>>52300933
>5 am on a friday night
>gets bootyblasted about other people's success
I'll be sure to tip you next time I go to Prêt à Manger, Pajeet.
>>52300980
Nice
>>52301016
>>52301003
What did you major in?
honestly one of the worst /brit/ threads i've had the displeasure of participating in desu
>canadian OP
now it all makes sense
Despise the presence of all non-whites in this country lads
>>52300980
Hello friends, I'd like my institutional backing to speak to my character instead of my accomplishments.
Just wanting to let you anons know this :)
t. anon
>>52301005
http://gen.lib.rus.ec
>>52301005
what sort of books la?
should i have another coors light?
dunno lads. they are pretty filling and strong
>>52301051
>little anime
>worst
?
>>52301054
Are you legally authorized to spew such vile hate speech, Alasdair ?
