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anglosphere union (ireland not invited) edition
find me a qter song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw
I have Irish heritage lol
latinoamerican pride present
>>52301659
NICE
The sun never sets on our perfidious peoples
Heya x
>>52301884
hi cutie
>>52301659
>>52301688
>>52301709
>>52301714
>>52301722
>>52301762
>mfw Anglos try """"""""""banter""""""""""
>>52301884
*kisses you*
>>52301910
i am not anglo, you stupid mick
>>52301926
Lad don't you have a job to be slacking off on?
>>52301659
wish we would have cleared out more places and made more anglo peoples tbqh
i'm thinking sierra leone, papua new guinea or the north eastern bit of brazil that no one likes
>>52301901
>>52301920
Poofta
>>52301659
>tfw when irish italian heritage
does this disqualify me from being a /pol/tard or not
The Jewish guy at work brought up the holocaust
You guys never give up do you?
think it's interesting how nation's focuses since the end of WWII have shifted from nationalism to economics lads
>>52301659
Why's the Kiwi got a bitch tattoo?
>>52302127
i think it's supposed to be some maori shit
>>52302137
Its for women tho
>>52302015
why you would ever aspire to be a /pol/tard is beyond me m8
>>52302157
you can be my girl xx
>>52302015
>>tfw when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDlZk89oaQ&list=PLOAFgXcJkZ2x9JJu8QD55-WcC1RaD1PFJ&index=4
very VERY good video
VERY
>>52302137
tree of gondor?
*works up a sweat*
>>52301709
me2
Also got some french in there
Just shagged some bird for 2 hours lads
>>52302015
>mutt
>>52302171
Poofta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C4%81_moko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
Every fucking time lads
Enjoying this album cucks
waching reservoir dogs haha
Wish I had international friends to share a language, culture and history with but the only good neighbour I have is Liechtenstein.
>>52302282
It's a great feel t b h
>>52302282
Why that it's own country?
>>52302282
why are germans such insidious beings?
>>52301659
>brit
>Quebec
vas en con
>>52302347
stay mad
>2015
>russian language has 4 genders: male, female, neutral and general
>english has 0
>>52302318
They're left well alone, mainly because I how rich their monarch is. He also has immense power and popularity around Europe and has done since forever, so no one bothered them at any point.
I work there and its pretty based.
>Implying White Dress isn't Yeezys 2cd best choon
>>52301688
lol faget u know i cant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Bell
spoooky
>>52302209
fuck you paddy apparently your kind likes wogs aye
>>52302385
oh fuck
I just googled it
someone scientists think that russian has 6
>>52301688
oops found one lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCKNYevV4kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN8NM
how the fuck are we supposed to compete with aussie men lads?
Why do normies always have a cracked phone screen?
Do they do it on purpose?
>>52302441
all me 2bh
>>52302459
>tfw mine is so cracked it's falling apart and you can see the inner workings of the phone
>>52302459
I'm a giga-normie and I've never broke a phone screen in my life.
>>52302504
how do I become a sick aussie cunt?
>>52302549
get yourself a decent barbecue and move to the coast
The real Barenziah was a good book desu
>>52301659
>USA
>Anglo
Their largest white ancestry group is German, not to mention they're a Mexican colony, anyway.
>>52302786
anglos are german too
haha, good news everyone:
the tea i spilled on my keyboard has evaporated out and the "j" key is working again
stay tuned for more exciting blog updates
>>52302406
>She was initially sent to Red Bank secure unit in St. Helens, Lancashire – the same facility that would house Jon Venables, one of James Bulger's child killers, 25 years later
S P O O K Y
P
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K
Y
>>52302806
german =/= germanic tbqh
>>52302806
"no"
>>52302406
Me mam
>>52302932
Why would a yank watch the one show?
>I'm a giga-normie
>>52302459
Because they're always using their phone in places where it's easy to drop (while drinking with friends, answering a call while walking etc).
If we get drunk it's at home, alone, and if we drop our phones it's into the carpet/bed/sofa. If we do leave the house, we only use our phones to browse at socially awkward moments. When we're walking we have literally no reason to have it out.
>>52301659
Evening lads.
>>52302406
Mary Bell
Mary Bell
Child of hell
Child of hell
One half wicked
One half good
Small strong fingers
Go round his tiny neck
https://youtu.be/Nzain0z7blo
listening to some classic uk rasheed-hop lads
https://youtu.be/GO5Cay6GUkM
GOOD MORNIN MA BRITISH BROS
WASSSSSSSSSSUP
work drinks last night lads. 4 hours sleep and a banging hangover and have to go to work in half an hour t b h
/brit/ is basically anglosphere anyway. If you mention the anglospehere then it turns shit, though. If you don't mention it, the same countries will paticipate but the posts will just be natural /brit/ (ie. Good)
>>>/lit/7476508
someone made a brand new thread
someone did
>>52303024
Woke up before my alarm
>>52302406
I don't even know why some kids are killers and others aren't. Don't give me that evil bullshit. I don't think our brains are that different.
>>52303038
/brit/ made by a yank is never good
>>52303069
some kids are just born fucked 2bh
>>52303038
na lol
>>52302189
Welcome...TO THE MASDURACE CLUB
>>52303038
>anglosphere
nah, aussies and new zealanders are part of /brit/ but yanks just shit up the general with rap lyrics and other bollocks, and canadians aren't much better. /brit/ is britain, ireland and anzac.
>>52303038
>natural /brit/ (ie. Good)
>>52303038
>(ie. Good)
lithen
might sleep
>>52303150
M E N T I O N E D
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>IE
>Good
>>52303229
Kill ypurself
>>52303251
why
>>52301943
Don't you have some whiskey to be drinking or some failing potato crops to tend to?
>tfw you get over your oneitis
I enjoy shooting guns. Can you guys shoot guns? :^)
>>52303323
good lad
i think i'm finally over mine now
shes literally got engaged and had two kids in that time ffs
its about time i move on tBh
>fancy girl
>she finds out about a month ago
>reveals she's a lesbian (not a lie)
>things have been awkward since
>barely talk anymore and I think she hates me
>ask her if she hates me: she says she doesn't and keeps hugging me
>but things still feel tense and awkward
>today is the last day I'll see her this year
>plan to talk to her and finally settle things
Wish me luck lads, I'm so nervous
>>52302459
because they buy shiny ass glass screen veblen phones instead of quality goods with gorilla glass.
gorilla glass dont shatter like that. youre more likely to fuck up the LCD than the digitizer.
Poo in loo and so on and so forth
>>52303395
>>52303368
Forgot to give that chinky bloke a (you)
>>52303419
The important thing is you made up for it in the end.
I think we'll be ok
>I live in Thailand
>ordered mum's Christmas present off an eBay store bc its the only place that claims it'll send that particular product before Christmas
>get Paypal notification
>"sent £113 to [Romanian name]"
bit worried i've been scammed somehow lads, romanians are dodgy in general
>I use the internet
>Why do so many Indians still prefer not to use toilets, even if they are available?
>The survey found a range of replies - most said they found it "pleasurable, comfortable, or convenient". Others said it "provides them an opportunity to take a morning walk, see their fields and take in the fresh air". Still others regarded open defecation as "part of a wholesome, healthy virtuous life".
>>52303545
enjoy your piles
>>52303268
This thread isn't for Thai people
Sawadeeeee
All I want for Christmas is (you)s
>>52303489
what did you get her
>>52303608
Merry Christmas :)
>>52303608
Ayyy. Merry Christmas mini-Australia.
>>52303607
That's extremely rude, I want to learn the ways of the United Britain.
>>52303038
aussies and canadians are still good because they didn't throw an 18th century fit
ireland and america are gay
>>52303611
Hitatchi wand for her bad back
morning guys! remember that time our pm fucked a pig? just thought i'd put that out there
>>52303642
Fuck off paedo
>>52303657
You bought her your replacement then?
>>52303664
remember that time nobody cared because even if it's true it sounds like a contrived meme
literally copied from charlie brooker
>>52303664
That was famed television show black mirror
>>52303611
a microwave
>>52303657
lad wtf
>>52303642
Look, I've been to Thailand twice. Chang Mai and green curry is all you will ever need, you're already superior. Now run along there before drunk Australians find it and ruin it with nightclubs.
Kob Khoon khrap
>>52303670
I'm not a paedo, does that mean I can stay now we've cleared that misunderstanding up?
Gf just sent me this
>>52303657
good lad
>>52303703
>the learning channel
>>52303681
>>52303664
2bh if it was miliband or corbyn that had done it we would have seen people championing campaigns to stop young men being forced to do depraved and sometimes violent initiations at universities
>>52303703
Why is it I feel more desire to watch rubbish like honey booboo & jeremy kyle over stuff that matters like documentaries?
>>52303716
this show teaches what happens if you drop out of school and have unprotected sex 2bh
>>52303702
>that little ghost staring at her ass
Cuck desu.
>>52303698
Kill yourself paedo
>>52303686
There's already tourist containment zones, it shouldn't be a problem.
Yin dee krap, pom chob tee nee, mai pai krap
>>52303698
E X P O S E D
X
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P
E
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>>52303681
w/e senpai, you know deep down it's true. it's not even the worst thing tories have been caught doing. wtf is their problem?
>>52303698
t. Peado McNonce
>>52303748
I'm so sorry about what happened to the southern islands 2bh fa m.
>>52303737
You seem confused.
>>52303749
oh fuck I don't remember typing that white box..
>>52303760
>"Greater Manchester"
>literally anywhere that isn't Manchester.
>>52303766
yeah srsly.
>tfw money just gone in from gettin paid
aww yis
holla at me boiz
NEETs need not reply to this message
upvote for PAYDAY
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah
>>52303728
miliband or corbyn arn't that depraved imo, cameron has that shiteating, pigfucking look about him though
>4chan user
>Lives in Thailand as an ex-pat
>Works in IT
There's basically 0% chance he's anything but a nonce, right lads?
Lads, why English football went wrong?
How can we get back the glory like in '66?
>>52303806
this
>>52303790
Got paid a few days ago. Felt good desu lad. Bought my parents and sister their Christmas presents. Ski boots for the rents and some CDs for my sister.
>>52303790
>Being a wageslave
>>52303790
Just got paid today, two week vacation now. Holiday pay cashed out after I get back it'll be like I never missed a day.
>>52303806
How do you make that leap exactly?
I'm genuinely curious.
>>52303821
Yeah I gotta go Christmas shopping before work later today. Gf works at a high end handbag place and gets 50% discount on purchases £40+ so gonna get my mum and nan some purses and my grandad a bottle of dark rum. (it's what he asked for)
>>52303829
>not being a student and having a part time job and literally having more money than you can spend
What are my good Anglo friends up to this sunny afternoon?
>>52303833
good lad senpai (Y)
>>52303861
Watching anime tbqh lad
>>52303861
I'm about to watch Bladerunner. I've been shit posting on /int/ for 2 - 3 hours.
the argentinian rugby team will be playing in the super rugby tournament here. beibg a rugby fan i do go to alot of matches. What sign should i make about the falklands to ensure the most butthurt from the argies?
>>52303898
I want a bladerunner gun
>>52303861
gonna watch some more anime (Working!!!) and then work at 5 pm.
what about you la?
>>52303847
Will you give literally anybody a (You) who replies to you?
>>52303859
Nice choices mang. How's uni treating you?
>>52303910
make a /brit/ sign obviously
>>52303861
stroking my cock and shitposting on /int/
>>52303915
>Working!!!
good taste
>>52303888
Anglo living in Japan?
>>52303898
Good choice taking a break. You can't shitpost all the time. I dare you to even try.
>>52303915
You get to watch Anime at work? That sounds like a cushy job.
I'm just having a few beers and relaxing after a long day at work.
>>52303958
Literally both?
@52303921
Yes
>>52303038
good post
>>52303970
>Literally both?
alternating
>>52303861
Shitposting my cock and stroking on /int/
>>52303922
it's great. in my 2nd year now of child psychology and really enjoying it. had 2 weeks work experience during the summer at a local school that helps with kids who can't do it in normal schools.
super rewarding but i think i might enjoy the research side of it more tbqh
>>52303970
Yeah, it honestly gets tiring shitposting all the time. I wish I was as good as that Finnish guy who posts about air conditioning.
I've been shitposting one meme on /fit/ for over a year now, they fucking hate it.
>>52303966
thanks familia
>>52303970
no, i work in a pub so i don't start til 5. the anime is also called "Working", sorry for the confusion :s
>>52303150
you tried
>>52303998
>child psychology
Are you a pedo lad? I promise I won't tell Chris Hansen :^)
>>52303998
So there are two nonces on /brit/ then
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52303996
Why would you phrase that as a question?
>>52304001
>that Finnish guy who posts about air conditioning.
Can't say I've seen him.
>I've been shitposting one meme on /fit/ for over a year now, they fucking hate it.
What is it?
>>52304029
>no, i work in a pub
>Brit talks to Aussie
>The Brit is the one that works in a pub
>mfw
>so i don't start til 5.
In the am?
>the anime is also called "Working", sorry for the confusion :s
No worries. I'm not exactly well versed in anime.
>>52304038
>>52304042
wew lads, i arna a nonce.
just that i had some issues when i was in secondary school with mental health due to shit going on at home. i wanna help and be like the people who helped me tbhwy
>>52304062
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52304081
Here's a picture someone made as a plea to mods.
>>52304038
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>52304081
no in the pm you daft cunt.
we had a load of aus/kiwi people in the other week called Top Deckers or some shit? They go around the country visiting a different city everyday. There was only about 30 or so of them but most of them were your lot and a couple of americans who think an older city like York is magical and homes dragons.
>>52304033
jf pls go
>>52304081
Weird?
I think English speakers often say so
>>52304084
I hope so lad. I'd hate to see a fellow /brit/poster get the book thrown at them. Just don't fuck the kids, alright? :^)
>>52304150
shoot
i meant feel UP the kids
>>52304116
I've always found your meme amusing, thanks for the laughs
>>52304167
wew lad
I mean FUCK UP the kids.
>>52304122
Why though? Do you disapprove of my nomenclature? Should I instead use the phrase "kiddie diddler"?
>>52304173
It's comments like these that makes it all worth it, anon.
>>52304116
What a shitty plea. You can hardly make out what it says.
>>52304129
>no in the pm you daft cunt.
Oh, right. Makes a lot more sense. Don't mind me, I'm a bit worn out.
>we had a load of aus/kiwi people in the other week called Top Deckers or some shit?
Whenever I've heard the phrase Top Deck, it referred to people that had Aboriginal or Maori ancestry but looked white. Named so after top deck chocolate.
>There was only about 30 or so of them but most of them were your lot
As in Aus/NZ? Or just wankers?
>americans who think an older city like York is magical and homes dragons.
I thought this kind of American tourist was just a meme. Didn't know that they were real.
I streaked naked down Brunswick street last night
>>52304228
Here's one I took one day.
We've got to a point where we have a designated day for wearing Christmas jumpers at work, and if you don't wear one you're seen as a killjoy. Fuck this gay earth.
>>52304360
I'm thinking either retail or office work, but I have been wrong before. Where do you work?
>>52304360
>tfw too hot to wear that shit
loves it
>>52304390
Office, it's full of redditors
>>52304276
Real talk though: What do you get out of it?
>>52304427
I haven't worked in a job that had Christmas attire for several years now. Feels good man.
>>52304114
>>52304439
;^)
>>52302421
this is really cute~
>>52304454
I blame the fact that so many women work in offices now. It ruins everything, and they make fuck ups all the time and get away with it cos the bosses are terrified of receiving bullying lawsuits.
>>52304459
thanks for breaking my 4chan
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52304360
>tfw my work is super casual with what people can wear.
I show up with flip flops and shorts sometimes, and nobody gave a fuck.
The qt Romanian milf that thinks I'm a 'hunk' is a bonus.
>>52304517
You're probably right. But it's not surprising that women work in offices though desu.
>>52304360
Already had ours here, I'm wearing mine again today for dress down Friday like an absolute mad man.
>>52304517
>2015
>being racist
>>52304530
Sleep well
>>52304213
It is spelled 'paedo' you colonial dolt.
wrapping chrissie presents lads ^_^
>>52304571
thanks but that wasn't for me family
>>52304618
What did you get me?
>>52304530
>his 4chan can't handle the TSUUUU
>>52304639
a cricket world cup
>>52304618
What are you getting your senpai, senpai?
>>52304572
Why do you care? I don't care if you spell color as "colour", so why do you care about the way I spell some words?
>>52304704
mum a new mocha pot cause i broke the last, my brother some $10 earphones from coles, and my sister some disposable cameras when i can find them, otherwise a wine glass from ikea
>>52304276
>hey guys. paul here
eeeeheeeeeeee heeeee
>>52304713
Mate don't pay attention to him; Brits are miserable bastards for some reason. He won't be happy until you're as miserable as he is and even then he'll still be miserable.
downloaded Draw Something lads.
proper good bants with random people drawing shitty things to each other lmao
>>52304713
You act as if we aren't objectively correct and you are objectively wrong.
>normies all finishing work/school/college today
>I'm working over Christmas
>only get national holidays off
Oh the life of a wagecuck.
I actually slept through the night
I haven't done that in months
>>52304791
Xing.
>>52304720
Do they even still sell disposable cameras? That's a pretty fucking 90s gift to give somebody.
>>52304791
>for some reason
perhaps the miserable island they're stuck on
Type "Opie and Anthony curly" into youtube, fucking hilarious
>>52304835
this
i hate the place
>>52304838
>Opie and Anthony
>funny
fuck off yank
>>52304834
no idea ill try the post office tomorrow but she said she wanted them
>>52304835
I think it's just the people and the way they treat each other. Plus the weather probably plays a part.
>>52304805
Does it matter?
>>52304856
I was in a post office today, didn't see disposable cameras... But then, I wasn't looking for them, either.
>>52304835
t. guy stuck on island filled with barren desert and all sorts of deadly bastard creatures born from abo firestick farming
>>52304854
Go to bed, Ringo
>>52304854
>>52304838
did you lads hear the little argument between opie and jimmy where they basically admitted how awkward the show is between them lmao
it was really awkward lmao. i really liked O&A but goddamn they need to do something new. it's basically awful at this point. jim should join anthony and then opie just do whatever.
>>52304939
they're fucking unfunny retards who talk over and interrupt their interesting guests with pointless garbage
>>52304872
As a matter of fact, yes, it does matter.
Do you correct a child when they use words incorrectly?
>>52304966
i thought anthony was very funny tbf
but yeah, their interview skills are pretty sub-par. that's why most of the good people to interview are done by different people on the channel now
Doing a regret
>>52304872
>does it matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
It's december and I have my window open due to how warm it is
Fucking madness
>>52304939
Opie has been slowly losing his mind since Ant left, and he's struggling to come to terms with the fact that Ant carried the show and most of the show's long term fans have stopped listening and gone over to Ant's show.
Jimmy is pissed off cos his salary is still much less than Opie's even though he's was Cally carrying the show now, and Opie has hinted that Jimmy is siding with Ant. Go on the O&A subreddit, it's full of hate for Opie.
>>52305043
Should've voted green
>>52305043
it's summer and i am frequently waking up with a blanket on
it's fucking weird. they said it would be the hottest summer on record but it's actually been very pleasant.
So lads, it turns out that yanks don't have Easter eggs and they don't have Christmas pudding.
The things you learn on /int/.
I tried so hard, and got so far.
>>52304967
Yeah, but not when it makes sense in the dialect it is spoken. No dialects have all of the same rules. That's how language works, lad. Face it, we just don't care about British rules of grammar. Getting upset about it is stupid and childish. So long as we can understand each other, then it all works out.
>>52305091
And in this end?
>>52305077
Yeah, they dip eggs in paint or something?
Bloody nutters
>>52305110
>dipping rabbit eggs in paint
nutters
>>52305026
>Comparing a drunk driver to an alternate dialect
What are you doing?
>>52305097
You are the child spelling things incorrectly, one day you will learn this.
>>52305128
rabbits lay eggs?
>>52304213
>Should I instead use the phrase "kiddie diddler"?
That'd be kiddie FIDDLER
Just fuck off you dumb yank cunt, why you even in here?
>>52302786
the founding fathers were brits
>>52305162
yes? why wouldn't they
only shooting stars break the mold.
>>52305143
Modern UK English isn't close to Olde English. Italian isn't close to Latin. Language changes. Get over it.
pink floyd are shit
>>52305188
Shrek is dreck
Gimmick idea: Never wake up again
>>52305214
Here is your (you)
>>52305091
ONE THING
>>52305211
Only an American could grasp at straws this badly.
>>52305241
they are though
>>52305214
agreed
Unironically ate 3 Big Macs yesterday
>>52305283
3 u
>>52305265
Here's your (you)
Maybe you'll learn something from this pic.
>>52305051
eh opie had been like that when ant was there. he's been pretty uninvolved/uninspired for quite sometime. he didn't really do much of anything and his humourless interjections got really irritating after a while.
as for opie saying jim is siding with ant, opie is just paranoid as fuck and a heavily into revisionist history. jim and opies argument basically came about because opie said he'd never be in the same room as ant again but refused to tell jim why, when it directly effects the show. then he told jim they weren't close and he didn't trust him. eventually he said that the day he 'cried' on air after anthony ripped him apart, jim didn't console him and comfort him. opie is a bit of a strange fella personality wise, and has a massive victim complex.
>>52305297
Here's your (you). I know you expected more for your shitposting, but oh well.
lgtss
>eating the frosted jew
>being incapable of facing reality
Where's my (You)?
@52305348
Can't find it anywhere sorry senpai
>my spelling and grammar is better than yours!
>no mine is!
quality posting, lads
>some how been roped into seeing juden wars TWICE
>>52305298
Yeah, also Opie continued to be friends with Ant's ex wife long after they divorced, even though she was suing Ant and generally being a cunt. That's really fucked up and obviously caused a lot of friction. Opie is definitely on the autism spectrum.
>>52305327
He didn''t shitpost, he just rekt some edgelord who thought he is an expert of everything and superior to all. Makes no difference though as edgelords have mental filters when beliefs are contested with facts, public social occasions are their only kryptonite.
>>52303027
good luck
>>52305382
>the two protagonists are a girl and a black guy
Can't make it up
>>52305390
i'd be interested to see what happens come october. i'd say jim is all but leaving, and would probably be offered at least a part-time gig with anthony.
i don't know what opie will do though. he lacks charisma to run a show, lacks comedic skills to bring to a show and lacks interview skills for a serious show. i suppose there's a sad irony in the fact that he will probably end up as a part of a show that is no different to one they would have jocktobered.
Morning lads
>Messaging qt girl
>She seems interested
>Finally make my break
>Hans Solo dies, killed by son
>It was shit
Can't live with myself
>>52304620
>brit
>skype
lmao
>>52305452
I really don't care about star wars and won't watch the film but you're still a cunt for spoiling it for people who want to see it.
>>52305452
t. edgy 10 year old
>>52305453
britfeel actually
and it's quite comfy, some good lads in it....and one trap
>>52305452
>tfw spoilers don't bother you
I look forward to seeing how they do it
literally can't stop watching anime lads
only watched my first one about 6 months ago. didn't get what the fuss was about.
Farts fucking REEK this morning lads
#lovingit #newhashtaggimmick #givemeyourthoughts
>>52305452
>giving a shit about star wars spoilers
you go to watch the action lmao. why anyone would care about it is beyond me
>>52305492
Sounds like /brit/
>>52305513
It's an addiction. I'm sorry lad.
Although, that's how I feel about 4chan. Yet here I am ;_;
>>52305521
dislike this gimmick
>>52305513
It's a slippery slope lad.
What's great about anime is all the genres and subjects. You can find an anime about anything.
Not a fan of manga though. I find comics in a general shit.
>>52305461
>brits
>banter
fucking pussies
>>52305461
>>52305483
>>52305527
>>52305511
t. Not bothered but responded anyway
>>52305551
Thanks for your feedback
#disappointed #willkeeptrying
>>52305534
nah it's nothing like brit, people have real conversations where as /brit/ for the post part is just people spouting memes
>>52305569
Thanks for the new gimmick
#NewGimmick #NewMe #HipAndWithIt
>>52305429
I think Jim will probably start his own daily podcast, a bit like Joe Rogan's, and he'll go on Ant's podcast three or four times per month. Opie will be renewed for another year and eventually Sirius XM will let him go once they look at the listening figures.
#dontevenknowwhohansolois
Only have a zero hour contract and parents subsidies my being aliveness
When there is a fall in hours at work it's the nasty bourgeois fault and not mine
it's very ideal
#NeedAPooTbh
>>52305589
You're welcome
#spreaditaround
>>52305587
I resent that
>>52305595
Henry "indy" "Indian" Jones junior
>>52305587
>people have real conversations
>btw I'm depressed
>gonna kill myself haha
>alcohol lol
>O&A talk on /brit/
#bitweirdlads
>>52305615
>Disability & face equality campaigner, writer
>face equality
Look m8, people shouldn't be a cunt to you because you look like an ayy lmao, but there's no fucking way you can be treated as an equal face-wise.
>>52305615
Leave
#noncesnotwelcome #garyglitterout
>wake up
>see this
feel a lot better lads
>>52305615
kek
>>52305623
it's still a lot more real then 'doing a poo xD' and all the other epic memes then getting posted each and every day on here
Would absolutely ruin Helen Skelton desu
#GoodNorthernLass
#WhatAFuckingArse
>>52305631
They have a surprisingly large fanbase in Europe
>>52305647
I don't know why you'd want handling with false "oww ur jus liek every1 else" when you're clearly not.
#bringdownthehugbox #thisisareallygaygimick
>>52305676
Didn't think they were even THAT popular in Burgerland desu. I remember stumbling across their shows on YouTube when I was looking for videos of le cuck man.
>>52305693
#LookingLikeBoSelectaIsBetterThanBeingANonce
>>52305693
Watching an interview. She's saying it's about being accepted even if you have a facial disfigurement.
Not quite sure what she means, like getting turned down for jobs for looking weird? I dunno.
>people in the comments going 'omg she's so beautiful lol!'
>There are people here sad enough to take their autism to the next level and unironically join a Skype group of /brit/
>>52305594
yeah just heard some of the show from yesterday. it was awful. opie, kenny and the stangels are just trying to beat the shit out of denny for cracking jokes despite him being torn to pieces for years.
god what a piece of shit this show has become.
mates going to text me today and im going to ignore him hahah
>>52305755
Is Club Soda Kenny a Jew?
>>52305748
It's /britfeel/, so of course they're autistic enough
#nosurprise #betauprising
>>52305748
>Shitposting out loud
>tfw i was out till 3:30am
>tfw slept at 4am
>tfw waking uo 4 hours later to work
>tfw still kinda drunk/high
Where did i fuck up lads?
What where you lads doing last nigh?
>>52305762
#WhatAreYouLike #HaHa #AbsoluteMadman
Englanders, how well can you imitate Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents?
>>52305727
#absolutelycouldntagreemorewithyoutbhidratherhaveafacelikeawalrusmyselfhowaboutyou
>>52305740
If she wants equality then she shouldn't apply for jobs that a normal ugly person really wouldn't be doing. I doubt anyone would be stopping her working at a call centre or whatever if she was any good at the job.
Hey /brit/. Does anyone else feel that the British influence on history is under appreciated in modern world history due to 'evil' colonialism? I'm probably just ignorant on the subject overall but it seems that a lot of people don't realise how significant GB/UK was in changing and modernising the world, even here in our home country.
I'm not particularly patriotic in general but I feel that the UK has played one of the most important roles in world history yet is generally disregarded as 'always a small country that thinks it is more important than it is' to quote a Dutch guy. This is likely somewhat true these days but surely not historically?
>>52305806
She has a job and a husband who looks reasonably good looking. Sounds like she has equality.
>>52305795
he was trying to get me to go to the gym last night so i just gave up and went to bed wahey
>>52305797
Decently tbf
Have no idea whereabouts my Irish impression would be based though, it's just generic "faith and begora" and that
Welsh comes from Gavin and Stacey
Scottish is mainly just "AYE y'ENGLISH BASTARD"
>>52305797
Wanting to imitate filthy cucks
#BadLad
>>52305777
i've got no idea. it listened to about 10 minutes and turned it off.
the stangels have turned literally one of the most popular satellite radio shows into something so shit that it barely has an audience.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p01rk56y/where-we-live-now-3-new-town-home-town#group=p01s0hpy
So I'm watching this show about New Towns, and back in the 70's Harlow seemed like an okay, if very suburban, place to live.
What's it like now? What's the worst New Town?
>>52305835
kek, I have to get in character for scottish by say 'Aye ya baastard'
>>52305820
alri, then this is just 'her thing' to moan and complain about, so many people seem to need one these days. Regardless of whether or not a problem exists or could realistically be solved.
morning boys
>>52305866
#realtalk #sorrynotsorry
>>52305882
london
>>52305882
fuck off you fat sket
>>52305852
Nah m8, Anthony being fired did that not the Stangels.
>>52305853
I live near Milton Keynes/ They used the grid system for the centre.
Whole place is a soulless turd full of chavs and immigrants. Does have nice parts and is quite green though.
Also has Netherlands-tier cycling infrastructure but barely anyone uses it.
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>52305901
>I live near Milton Keynes
Sorry lad
>>52305907
morning
>>52305901
lmao
>>52305916
Mate I live in a comfy village.
>>52305900
they had a shot after anthony went. it was never going to be top dog again but they had a shot.
you know you're in a shit spot when the funniest zingers in the room are coming from denny. genuinely awful and unfunny they are. i'd be absolutely foaming if i were jim 2bh.
>>52305901
Woburn though
>>52305936
in a caravan
>>52305901
#comfy
>>52305941
What about it?
>>52305901
So Milton Keynes is the worst one? Honestly that looks like Texas but with traffic circles and green.
>>52305963
It's alri, only thing I go near Milton Keynes for besides Ikea tbH
>>52305882
eyup lad
doing smelly farts right now
>>52305938
A show led by Opie never had any chance of being successful, he was always going to be found out as the unfunny cunt that he is.
>>52305954
'no'
Do you live in London or something? Even shit cities and towns are surrounded by comfy villages. The whole of Britain is full of comfy villages.
>>52305964
Nah probably not the worst, just though I'd mention it.
>traffic circles
They're called roundabouts. Milton Keynes has the most roundabouts in the UK.
>>52305979
Hate Ikea 2bh, fucking claustrophobic.
>he doesn't pull his trousers all the way down at public urinals to pee
>>52305893
no bullying please
on my beeriod this morning tbqh lads
>>52306025
>he doesnt squat over the toilet
>>52306004
#GreatPost
>>52306025
I've literally never used a public urinal. AMA
>>52305901
I really like how this place looks
it looks futuristic
>>52305964
>traffic circles
>>52305964
>traffic circles
is this guy real? does he know he's a stereotype?
>>52306066
>>52306068
Well, they're circles full of traffic, aren't they?
http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=Q6omsDyFNlk&s=1&e=255#Alizee_-_J_en_Ai_Marre_(Tubes_D_un_Jour)_HD
doing a this
>>52305901
Used to live in Northampton desu.
Milton Keynes is good for 2 things:
1) IKEA
2) Shopping Centre's alright, I guess.
>>52306060
>having a small willy
>>52306099
>Used to live in Northampton
My condolences.
>>52306099
hope you eventually live somewhere worth living mate
Just remember I got a christmas bonus last night
wahey
>>52306093
>mfw yanks call cars "Gas Boxes"
>mfw yanks call houses "Furniture Buildings"
>mfw yanks call pringles "Chip Tubes"
>mfw yanks call shopping centres "Shop Shops"
>mfw yanks call guns "Bullet Barrels"
>>52306182
excellent
>>52306160
#RichLad #GizAFiverMate
fucking post just came and my parcel hasn't turned up
for fucks sake
i don't even know if i should blame royal mail or lovehoney.
>>52306215
Literally Lisicki-tier posting
>>52306182
>mfw yanks call pringles "Chip Tubes"
pringles are legally crisps tho
I've had a brilliant Christmas present for my mum.
I'm going to 'accidentally' break something of hers, then get her a replacement as a present!
>Literally Lisicki-tier posting
>>52306243
Just buy her some nice perfume or something you daft cunt
>>52306094
You gonna listen for a good 2 hours mate?
Driving test today.
Worried tbqh.
>>52306251
No girl shit. She's more a bloke than I am.
She doesn't wear dresses, skirts or heels, doesn't wear makeup or perfume or jewellery.
>>52306276
I do quite like hte song but might get a bit sick of it
just looking at her bum really
>tfw no qt canadian gf's bumhole to stick your tongue up
>Go on tv
>Yanks are asking how many times people clapped during star wars
>>52306282
relax m8, have a chat with the examiner.
>>52306287
>NEET with a rough as fuck mum
How's the weather up North?
>>52306282
Good luck mate, you'll be fine.
>>52306318
Good guess.
Leeds is nice today.
>>52306227
>implying I'd open the door to some delivery man
>>52306328
Get her some gravy
>>52306328
>Leeds
Diazepam withdrawal is hell someone come and put a bullet between my fucking eyes
Got to visit the grandparents today, the trip alone is a good 2 hours baka
>>52306374
*puts a kiss between them instead*
Office Christmas party tonight lads
*points fingers left and right*
*airhorns sound*
>>52306374
*does a poo on your forehead*
>>52306374
derealization?
Well chin up, you have it better than me.
I was so shaken up that I couldn't turn my computer on.
>>52306386
you'll regret you didn't go more when they are gone mate
>>52306392
had one last night, was actually reasonable enjoyable
*chiki cha*
>>52306391
Appreciated :3
>>52306403
Yeah deralization, also very bad tachyardia and hot/cold flashes.
>check amazon
>"5 days left to order!"
>still haven't bought anything yet for family
>too lazy to go deposit money into my account
ffs
>>52306386
5 hours each way to get to mine. they're about 90 so feel bed about not seeing them very often but just can't be arsed with the journey t b h
>>52306374
just put another diazepam up the shitter
wish i didn't have to go to work on monday
just want to mong out till new year
>>52306328
What you up to in Leeds? I'm up in Woodhouse and sick of the fucking local student 'edgy' meme.
>buying presents
>receiving presents
normals
>>52306386
4 hours to mine
Fucking Devon
>>52306447
Got some lyrica instead
>>52306374
Withdrawn from benzos twice this year, I feel your pain mate. Have a chamomile tea and a beer.
>>52306428
Full on?
Everything seems like it's happening in slow motion and in the distance?
Coupled with complete depletion of seratonin in the brain?
I don't know how I got through it without killing myself to be honest. It was a nightmare I couldn't wake up from, and my brain was incapable of feeling joy of any kind.
You might want to taper it rather than just quitting. It will make the next few weeks/months more bearable whilst your brain gets used to coping without it.
That wasn't an option for me, so fucking do it.
sick of this star wars hype. it's just a fucking film.
>>52306491
>Have a chamomile tea and a beer.
Good advice cheers mate
>>52306498
I feel the exact same as you mentioned. Might do as you say and taper, fuck it gonna take a low dose.
>trying to quit drugs cold turkey with no professional help
lmao, enjoy ur relapse
>>52306510
its just fucking life mate
>>52306517
t. internet hard man
>>52306510
It's a flick, not a film
>>52306512
If you don't trust yourself, give them to someone you know and make a plan of how many to give you per day
you'll get through it, all the best
>>52306512
You didn't taper? Fucking hell lad. I tapered for 2 months and was still a total mess.
>>52306498
Sounds a bit like when I quit smoking but worse. My brain was foggy as fuck for the first week.
>>52306552
Thanks, just gave them to my brother.
>>52306560
I am now. Broke my bed last night in rage from withdrawing and now it's slanty and I can't lie down for too long without getting a stiff neck and sore back. JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP
going to the pictures later
>>52306574
Quitting smoking is literally 50 times easier than quitting benzos, no exaggeration.
>>52306606
Crikey, fuck that then.
anyone who shames a woman about her vagina should never be able to experience one ever again.
>you may experience the following symptoms withdrawing from benzodiazepines:
he following symptoms may emerge during gradual or abrupt dosage reduction:
Aches and pains[35]
Agitation and restlessness[35]
Akathisia
Anxiety, possible terror and panic attacks[1][35]
Blurred vision[35]
Chest pain[35]
Depersonalization[36]
Depression (can be severe),[37] possible suicidal ideation
Derealisation (feelings of unreality)[38]
Diarrhea
Dilated pupils[21]
Dizziness[35]
Double vision
Dry mouth[35]
Dysphoria[39][40]
Electric shock sensations[4][41]
Elevation in blood pressure[42]
Fatigue and weakness[35]
Flu-like symptoms[35]
Gastrointestinal problems [43][43][44]
Hearing impairment[35]
Headache[1]
Hot and cold spells[35]
Hyperosmia[45]
Hypertension[46]
Hypnagogia-hallucinations[16]
Hypochondriasis[35]
Increased sensitivity to touch[38]
Increased sensitivity to sound[35]
Increased urinary frequency[35]
Indecision[35]
Insomnia[47]
Impaired concentration[1]
Impaired memory and concentration[35]
Loss of appetite and weight loss[48]
Metallic taste[45]
Mild to moderate Aphasia[45]
Mood swings[35]
Muscular spasms, cramps or fasciculations[49]
Nausea and vomiting[47]
Nightmares[47]
Numbness and tingling[35]
Obsessive compulsive disorder[50][51]
Paraesthesia[38][45]
Paranoia[45]
Perception that stationary objects are moving[38]
Perspiration[1]
Photophobia[45]
Postural hypotension[47]
REM sleep rebound[52]
Restless legs syndrome[23]
Sounds louder than usual[38]
Stiffness[35]
Taste and smell disturbances[35]
Tachycardia[53]
Tinnitus[54]
Tremor[55][56]
Visual disturbances
(cont)...
http://dagobah.net/flash/juushi.swf
Juushi~
really lack images of anime girls dancing tbqh famalamalams
>>52306650
fuck
>>52306650
Rapid discontinuation may result in a more serious syndrome
Catatonia, which may result in death[57][58][59]
Confusion[60]
Convulsions, which may result in death[61][62]
Coma[63] (rare)
Delirium tremens[64][65][65]
Delusions[66]
Hallucinations
Hyperthermia[47]
homicidal ideations[67]
Mania[68][69]
Neuroleptic malignant syndrome-like event[70][71] (rare)
Organic brain syndrome[72]
Post-traumatic stress disorder[23]
Psychosis[73][74]
Suicidal ideation[75]
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Urges to shout, throw, break things or harm someone[35]
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>>52306650
#JustFuckMyShitUp #MeMes
>>52306650
I get that you're probably unable to think about anything else right now, but dial it back a little.
Watch a film or something.
Next person to post a hashtag is getting heemed
serves you druggies right
fucking scum of society
>>52306650
>>52306676
What did you start taking them for?
>>52306697
#WhatAreYouLike #Haha #XD
>>52306704
I don't even take them recreationally get prescribed them, doctor just stopped them which he isn't supposed to do without tapering.
>>52306650
What used to piss me off was that I would shit 5 times a day despite barely eating, since I was constantly nauseous.
>>52306697
Rasheem
>>52306713
*picks you up by the neck and slams you into the floor*
*stamps on your bellies and punches your face when you lurch up*
>>52306735
#haha
>>52306713
grow up
Just got invited to become an Expedia Elite member lads
>>52306720
ok, sorry, lad
you're an OK lad and I hope you get better soon
>>52306759
fuck off billionaire
>>52306758
>You
>Telling anyone anything
>>52306735
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
Does anyone else here write scathing reviews of restaurants they've never even set foot in? It's a hobby of mine.
Next person to post a hashtag is getting meme'd
>>52306790
scum of the earth
#roastme
Next person to post a hashtag can fuck off and grow up.
Fuck cis tone policing. Fuck transphobe apologists. Fuck cis entitlement. We know who we are and what we are. We don't need cis validation.
#notallmemesters
tfw dont want to post my post because a new thread is about to appear and it will take all the momentum from it.
the janny should just let us mae new threads at 300 or tell us to wait till the thread dies.
waiting for it to hit a specific page is ridiculous
#HashtagGimmick
#GladIStartedIt
#WaheyLads
>replying to lisicki
how new??????????????
#NextPersonToPostAHashtagCanFuckOffAndGrowUp
HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>52306811
IM PC BRAH ARE YOU PC BRAH? OH SWEET BRAH YOURE PC?
>>52306836
>>52306836
>>52306836
new lads
>>52306790
I've done it a few times, one time I got a furious response from the owner on TripAdvisor XD
>>52306846
do it right
