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cara
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>52290441
>no edition
Need a new whatsapp profile picture
has to be low resolution
Kyary
>>52290489
no edition needed x
Fucking Question Time, it get's me so mad but I watch it every week..
>>52290441
Go naff yourself yank cunt
>>52290441
is that Michael Moore? Fucking kek.
A real human meme
question time
Status update on Janny's nut?
reimported
>>52290579
B L O W N
L
O
W
N
>>52290579
i think Kylo Ren killed it
>drunk goggles are a real representation of how drunk people see
>IDK how people think getting drunk is fun, make yourself puke get an intense headache and say things you'll regret?
>best fun i ever had
t. 20 year old american girl i'm talking to
so what did everyone think of the final Peep Show?
>Upset with Trump because of idea to ban muslims from his country
>sign a petition to ban him from your own country
Was it ironic or are leftists really this dense?
>>52290664
did jez come out as gay?
animal
>>52290675
>The unenlightened
show him the light lad
>>52290664
Terrible ending.
terrriBRILL
no, actually terrible
Star Wars was shite lads
>>52289115
>land forces
YOU CAN GO TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE
IMMA GO WICKEDSKENGMAN PART 10
I'm watching the stream, wow, Britain that cucked demographically?
>>52290664
shit, this whole series was shit.
>>52290712
just as expected
everyone will dislike it and it will still make enough money to churn out some mediocre sequels and TV shows and trillions of toys.
>>52290745
it's slough
>>52290745
yes
mostly in ondon
>>52290693
hes been out for the whole series m8
>>52290709
yeah that was underhwelming. Maybe it was the point to have a really understated ending, but still
>>52290685
Probably the latter.
>>52290721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Influence_of_Sea_Power_upon_History
Is this worth reading?
>>52290745
isn't it in slough this time? slough is basically pakistan and it's the bbc so they'll make extra effort to allow even more pakis in
>>52290664
S H I T E
The whole final series just felt so rushed, like the pacing was just completely off.
Only funny part was the thermometer bit in episode 2, had me in tears.
>>52290745
Slough isn't representative. its one of the most '''''''''''''''''''''''''diverse''''''''''''''''''''''''''' § places in the UK. A real shit hole.
>House mate is making himself enough "all the disgusting vegetables you hated as a kid" smoothie for his evening meal
>That's literally all he eats
Do people like this just not like eating food or something?
Food is one of lifes great pleasures and he's just not getting that.
>>52290712
>there are people out there who will unironically go and pay to watch the film
the only film i paid to watch in the past decade was the first hobbit film due to peer pressure, and my friend thought it was good. never again.
>>52290770
Things don't need to be good to be successful. They just need enough advertising and nostalgia to latch onto for sales.
Not sure if that's funny or sad.
im a neet I usually fall asleep at 5 in the morning and dont wake up until around 1 in the afternoon ama
>>52290745
stream of what?
>>52290793
>hes been out for the whole series m8
wait he actually is gay? i thought that was just some lad's gimmick
>>52290721
nice
>>52290685
Leftism is a mental illness.
>>52290861
>stream of what?
piss or question time, i can't tell the difference
>>52290861
I keep the same sleeping hours as you but I work 7 hours a day
Alright lads I just woke up haha
Was QT worth watching?
on /h/ lads
this weeb porn is alright
That bloke in the audience saying there are no-go muslim areas in England — does he not travel more than 5 miles from his house or read news articles on the net?
Never mind Syria, we should be asking if Based Mogg dropping all these bombs is a cause for radicalization.
shaved my ball hair for the first time today boys.
I cut my cock in two places but it's okay cause it feels sort of nice when I have a wank cause I can feel the skin tearing a bit
Jacob Rees "wreckingball" mogg
>>52290863
He fucked men and women, the whole point is that he's a degenerate. This was implied during the first 8 actually funny series', it was made explicit in the final series because pleasing some tumblr cunts was all it had going for it.
>>52290745
No, the BBC hand picks audience members to match an agenda.
QT is a meme at this point.
>>52290745
I'm not watching it, what did it say?
>>52290904
there were a couple worthwhile moments but it's mostly been pretty boring
>>52290918
>gif
fuck off
>>52290918
Are you denying the existence of no-go areas?
mugi
>>52290844
>paid for the hobbit
>talks shit to me
>>52290948
most of the audience are pakis
>>52290904
Rees-Moog was based but aside from that it was pretty shit, even worse and more shallow than usual
>>52290863
he was fucking this guy the whole series, he was fucking the guy's gf too for a while
>>52290918
>does he not travel more than 5 miles from his house or read news articles on the net?
bingo
>>52290712
It is just a HD remake of episode IV.
>>52290979
>That bloke in the audience saying there aren't* no-go muslim areas in England
>>52290981
appreciated
>>52290985
Slough is one of the most pakified town in the country, i think it's one of only 3 non-white majority towns in the country
>>52290984
i'm so sorry
are any of the lads here
really need to talk to someone
I hate yanks where my real anglos at
>>52291018
good taste
>>52291024
>only
>>52291031
no fuck off
>>52290985
Should explain.
>>52291031
What about mate?
I'm here
>be icelandic
>have no family name
LOL
Goodnight friends :3
See you in the morning~
>>52290979
Yes I was.
There are no-go muslim occupied areas in England
>>52291031
*is behind you*
>>52291053
i particularly enjoyed this bit
jun and stuff
>>52291095
my cat looked so scared when i saw her
why
i jst want to be friends
>>52290712
Nah lad, you're wrong. Went in thinking it was going to be shite but it's at least a 7.5/10. Bit cheesy at times but you could tell JJ likes Star Wars. Even had a Dam busters reference.
>>52289673
wtf, there's an advert for canned milk in there
>>52291099
>>52291120
MUGI
>>52290985
That's just the bbc being the bbc.
>>52291139
Yeah, that one freaked me out too
>>52291132
I went in thinking it was going to be great but it's at most a 7.5/10. All about perspective I suppose.
azusa also lmao
im so lonely lads
>>52291050
We had a few yanks shitposting about the ira an hour ago.
They are just awful posters.
>>52291176
>did
What's happened to Janny? Is he okay? Please tell me he's going to be alright.
>>52291125
aawwwwww thats so cute :3
my little doggys do the same with me :)
but it does make me sad when theyre sad too :(
what type of cat do you have???? :)
Life seems a bit pointless 2bh.
I just work my job, go home, sleep till I go back to work, get to the weekend, kill time till monday, then work some more.
All I'm getting is an ever growing bank balance without a qt gf to spend it on.
>>52291204
Bet u have a gf
>>52291099
good post
>>52291145
good post
>>52291202
good post
>>52291186
This is how I feel after virtually all movies I pay to see lately. I walked out of Spectre feeling entirely mugged off; what an awful film.
>>52291231
i dont know its my sisters cat but she couldn't keep it because her landlord found out
she was hiding behind the office desk
she just looked scared
i just want her to be happy
>>52291245
no
>>52291125
Becoming good buds with your cat takes bare time lad. One of mine is still scared of me after like six years.
>>52291236
Life is what you make of it, you lazy cunt
>>52291236
get a qt gf then
>>52291132
Boyega please go. It was shit, just shit.
i love these two. but this week now lads
>>52291236
what's the work
maisie
>>52291263
Same fám. Been ages since I've actually enjoyed something I was hyped for. Think I'm just jaded. At least I really liked Mad Max, mainly because I was expecting it to be shite.
>>52291186
2bf thought that orange Yoda with the glasses was fucking ridiculous and the girl was a shit actor. Also, how the fuck did shitty Kylo Ren lose to someone with no Jedi training what-so-ever? Chewie going beast mode after Kylo Ren killed Han Solo was banter as well
>>52291132
>Even had a Dam busters reference.
what was it
>>52291327
good post
>>52291263
>movies
Fuck off yank.
>>52291292
i lied to you i hve no mates haha
good banter right
chantalle
>>52291271
your too cute :) bet your handsome as well ;)
maybe she just needs some time before she settles in
crying on the inside cos I cba to do it for real
going to do lots and lots of drugs
>>52291292
>bare
I'm imagining a yank saying this. Not a fan 2bh.
guess what
>>52291399
very good lad
>>52291370
???
>>52291345
I think it's a problem of high standards. Spectre wasn't amazing but i enjoyed it personally just cos i wasn't expecting a lot. Movies are pretty dumb for the most part.
>>52291399
good lad
sophie howard lads
>don't bomb islamic state or us moderate muslims will kill you white cunts
>>52291399
You might as well save them for Friday desu
>>52291409
he is english in yankland
>>52291425
i loved you
>>52291399
What drugs?
>>52291412
hhahahaha what hahahhaha don't leave us hanging
>>52291452
dont have work tomorrow
>>52291412
niggers?
>>52291456
>he is english in yankland
>>52291351
She's a proper Mary Sue tbf. The entire film was bland and uninspired really. Even John Williams. It's like he just threw in the New Hope CD and had one of the lads remix it a bit.
>Chewie going beast mode after Kylo Ren killed Han Solo was banter as well
Yeah I liked that part too. I also liked Poe Dameron but felt like Oscar Isaac was under utilized.
>>52291474
>>52291494
mugi
i'm just in my feelings lads
it is what it is
it be what it be
it do what it do
>>52291493
Fair enough, don't do too many though.
cant find my drugs again but probably the point
>>52291364
You didn't lie lad you say that all the time.
>>52291514
ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING post
me and the gf
#WeAreAllMuslimExceptISISTheyArentMuslim
>>52291322
Nah lad honestly enjoyed it. Had some flaws obviously but overall I think they did a good job. This is coming from someone brought up on Star Wars as well.
>>52291353
Some hits but no damage, we'll have to go in for another bombing run - or something like that
So lads.
Tell me about this 'Mugi'.
>>52291576
thanks friend
>>52291580
which is which?
>>52291456
Let me guess, he was the one mih heritaging over the ira and using his yank flag to start a shitposting war?
How did Piers Morgan get back in the UK without getting prosecuted? Wasn't he hiding in USA to avoid some charges?
>>52291596
this haha
>>52291607
you tell him
>>52291497
On hols innit.
>>52291553
Good lad have a cup of tea and a biscuit instead.
so called progressivism is a new religion
>>52291661
going to down the rest of my rum
>>52291507
Why the fuck was Leia not bothered in the slightest when Han died?
Anyone here have a gf
>watching this week
it's for old people tho
>standing up for people who would literally kill you give they became the majority
For what purpose?
>>52291702
its for smart people you fucking rapist rug muncher.
where is bucks/hunts/edinburgh/lads etc.
suppose i better go to bed. night lads x
>>52291695
no and I have the feelings with which that is associated
>>52291603
It was literally a remake of episode 4.
>>52291685
She knew he had to die so we'd have a reason to be mad at Kylo Ren and stuff
Don't know what benzo to take tonight
>>52291690
bad post
you need practice
>>52291679
Don't think I'll be drinking again for a little while. Got v. drunk last night and got lost wandering around the absolute shitehole that is the area around Dayton, Ohio.
>>52291757
*MWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAH*
^ big sloppy kiss lol
>>52291640
That's what I was wondering too.
>>52291685
because she scored coke off him before he left
>>52291685
Lad she didn't give a fuck when her whole planet with the people she thought were her family was blown to shit by the empire, Luke cared more than she did. Bitch is ice cold lad.
>>52291796
clonazolam
chairman mao on balance did more good than evil
>>52291805
had work christams dinner, had a good time but my cat still terrified of me
>>52291741
chinatsu is the victim
so-called daesh
>>52291661
You are on holiday and spending your time on the computer?
You should be oppressing the natives and enriching the women like our forefathers.
>had a cold all last week
>finally getting better
>suddenly horny as fuck
>boners out of nowhere
It's like I'm 14 again lads.
i wish i had a friend that would come out at 3am and help me
>>52290441
WE WUZ MUZLUMS N SHIET
when was the last time you were truly happy, brit?
>>52291931
what's wrong
Doing a bit of britposting from my phone in bed
>>52291956
about an hour ago
>>52291960
i want a hug
Luke, did I ever tell you about how you will be a 30 second cameo with no lines in 40 years when we make a sequel? You were a good friend.
>it's offensive to Muslims to show Muhammed
Why the fuck does this dumb rule exist?
holy shit lukeywes1234 is back
>>52291956
last night
>>52291978
*hugs you*
Just took a really good shit lads, feel sorry for anyone who had a disappointing one today.
>>52291956
I can't remember. It is at least over 12 years ago.
Brits are literally Americans
>>52291948
>no music
SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT
>>52291984
that's not clement attlee
>>52291981
because you need to shut down the rational parts of your brain to subscribe to any religious belief system (BS)
>>52291845
Are you picking her up and stuff? You need to train her to be comfortable with physical contact with you.
>>52291891
I am hungover today.
lads what clothes should I get to look more like a normie and less like an autist
>>52292022
thanks man
>>52291956
when I had a gf
>you need to shut down the rational parts of your brain to subscribe to any religious belief system (BS)
>>52292056
she is hiding behind the desk
i could reach behind and grab her but if i was the cat i would just want to be alone
i cant imagine being basically stolen from your home and seeing some stranger nead of your mum
>>52292074
Jeans and t-shirt
>>52291984
Lord Palmerston.
>>52290446
antonina
>>52292074
shirts with flamed on it and 3/4 cargo pants
>>52292103
I mean it IS irrational 2bh
>>52291984
more peas, dear?
>>52292037
meme PM desu
couldn't even win his second election
>>52292169
John Major is effay as fuck desu
>>52290441
the muslim op pics in /brit/ are almost at conspiracy levels
>>52292029
That's probably the most offensive comment I have ever seen in my 9 years on 4chan.
mhhhhhh
read through the thread and caught myself giggling
>>52292222
nice one
there is a person alive now who will still be living in 2165
>>52292151
He was even the best part of a satirical show
Spitting Image with Major > Thatcher
>>52292231
i love it when u giggle babe x
>>52292222
At first glance you can't even tell this girl is a gook
>>52292137
>pants
Fuck off yank.
>>52292029
Pretty gaping cultural divide 2bh, it's plain as day.
>>52292029
>There are people who don't think the 'American' revolution was an English civil war
>>52291956
Spending my break with a girl in work the other day. It's only amplified my depression since though.
how do i get out of this mindset lads
>>52292278
shes had so much work done shes almost completely plastic
>csq pas de copine
>>52290441
beautiful. just beautiful
>>52292308
I laugh when the yanks make a film about the war and all of the "good" characters have American accents.
>>52292288
3rd one has cum on the bottom right of her skirt
0/10 - would not bang
>male privilege
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_living_people
>tfw your asian gf says you're so much bigger than guys she's used to.
Would you date a fat girl if you knew she really loved you?
>you need to shut down the rational parts of your brain to subscribe to any religious belief system (BS)
>>52291984
blair
>>52292372
She'd tell you that regardless if it's true or not
>>52292106
I'd recommend picking her up on a regular basis, not necessarily when she's hiding like that but try and do it when she's somewhat calmer. Be firm but tender, like you were picking up a qt Jap girl. It'll get easier over time.
Most cats feel secure when they're up high so you might consider setting up a perch for her on top of something that she can reach.
Finally, you could buy some feliway. They work like those plug in air fresheners and calm cats down. They work pretty well.
>>52292374
No, because being fat tells you a lot about how that person has impulse control problems and is lazy.
>>52292374
nah 3bh
>>52292374
I see no downside.
>>52292374
if she looked like that, definitely
there's limits though, chubby is fine, obese is gross
>>52292372
i'm 6'3 tbf
>>52292455
Sat on my chair but I feel like I'm waving about on the sea
What the fuck is going on
just seen cuck wars lads
was ok i suppose
original trilogy>3>fa>2>1 imo
>>52292455
nasty gut cunt
Here, have some Brythonic music: https://youtu.be/A5zqNM7cDg8
You're welcome
>>52292475
they meant another kind of big, doesnt apply to you tho
is the canadian who uses hentai foundry here
>>52292372
>Vietnamese gf says she's never been with an uncircumcised guy
>she's completely western
So do Vietnamese guys have circumsised dicks or are there a large amount of white British with cut dicks?
>>52292470
You can't tell how big she is from that picture
>>52292532
lmao wtf is this
>>52292558
grossss
Azusa
>>52292578
rare flag
>>52292523
>When Rey kisses Finn
lads....
>>52292537
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's because I thought asians were short.
>>52292558
Defo would if no one knew about it. But I'd fuck a lot of things if no one knew about it
>>52292531
It seems to be an asian thing
silence :DD i kill u
If you can pass your erect dick through a toilet paper tube, congratulations! You're not a real man
global communism when
Want to start smoking brown
>>52292555
The last part isn't true because white people don't cut up their dicks.
>>52292558
I wonder
When you're that fat, how do you even put shoes on?
>>52292615
they are going to fugg in the next movie
her tight virgin pussy is going to be literally ripped apart
why didn't finn keep his south london accent from attack the block?
Going on holiday to Belgium soon. Any good shitposting ideas while I post under their flag?
>>52292644
for the last fucking time, communism HAS to be global.
that's like saying, cheeky nandos when
a nandos HAS to be cheeky
>>52292706
Didney wun allow it blud
>>52292601
not so rare fat americansky
>for the last fucking time, communism HAS to be global.
>>52292717
>shitposting
>on holiday
>put dick back in pants
>piss drips down BOTH legs
@52292718
end yourself
>>52292717
Belgium soon 100% Muslim under their flag sounds good.
>>52292680
her shoes aren't laced. I reckon you'd have to have your shoes like that and slide them on rather than bend down and tie them. you've really gotta be a wasteman to be that fat in your youth.
I can stomach a roundish person at age 60 or 70 but shed barely be 21 in that photo
>>52292705
>Implying she didn't trade her hymen for one quarter portion
>>52292753
rarer than most flags on /brit/ (i stick to /brit/ mostly)
>>52292753
it is an underrated rare desu
got a new laptop lads
>>52292705
The reason Finn is in a coma at the end is to see how the audience reacts, if it is positive he will make a recovery, if negative he will die.
run down shops and get us some galaxy will you
>>52292887
>galaxy
fuck off gayboy
im never going to have friends
>>52292861
hmmmmmmm
I reacted very positively. It's great to see a black man and white woman romance. We need cuckolding to become a commonly accepted thing in society. Whites need to know their place as the inferior race.
>>52292887
tfw no shops are open around me past 10pm
bit shit
could one of you lads bring us a cornetto?
>tfw no gf
Got scammed today :(
>>52292915
i'm your friend
52292911
suck ur mum
>>52292915
cat status? how was xmas do?
>>52292927
24/7 petrol station just across the road haha quality mate too bad i literally dont have money for a single chocolate bar
>>52292943
JUST ONE CORNETTO, GIVE IT TO ME
>>52292915
i don't know why desu you seem socially competent
i would say it's down to your current surroundings rather than a lack of social skills
>>52292966
Can I have a dollar I will pay you back I swear
>>52292974
the cat is terrified of me just like everryone else
who's going out tomorrow la's?
I am :~)
>>52293001
racist cabinet more like
>>52292996
#LONDON
>>52292995
giz a dollar
>>52292996
been nearly a year since that stream
>>52292985
>2
im fine in social situations i just don't know how to make friends and i wish i had just sufferd the humilation and kpet in freinds with my old lads
>>52293034
where does the time go
>>52292374
already doing it
although she isn't fat
just chubby
she's pretty cute :3
and she fucking adores me
>>52293092
that bed looks uncomfortable
>>52293020
For the bus?
>>52293005
now then now then none of that
give it some more time
>>52293046
>>52292996
>>52293092
post elves lad
lads, long story short i got grazed along the side of my face with a pole on monday, how should i cover it up and will it scar when the scab comes off? it's about a 2 inch long line
>>52292705
What? She's a strong independent womyn who don't need no man. She might kiss him but it won't go any further than that.
[spoiler]she's luke if you didn't notice[/spoiler]
>>52293107
I would love to see what a yank would consider to be "just chubby".
SEND MAN SPINNING LIKE A BEYBLADE
>>52293147
bloody poles coming here and scratching our faces
>>52293115
ye bro
>>52293135
going for a haircut tomorrow la'
need to look dapper for the vaginas
>>52293147
scars are cool desu
taking acid on christmas day again
BETTER THAN AJ? SHUTUP!
>>52293193
what do you ask for lad?
>>52293223
good lad
>>52293191
NICE
I
C
E
>>52293238
short back sides, long fringe long top
gonna watch ex machina
>>52291956
I'm not unhappy. Granted I'm a bit numb or whatever and I don't feel joy and lookinh forward to shit like I used to though.
>>52293270
the robot escapes and kills both of them
>>52293060
You make friends by going to Jpop concerts with people ;)
>>52293270
Its shit
>>52293295
wow why be a dickhead like that?
