Question Time edition
bye xo
Vegans/veggies confirmed mentally ill
https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/677614564071092224
>>52288081
he actually went and did it
>>52288081
starts in 10 minutes
Why are you not a Communist, /brit/?
>>52288081
Why are female Labour MPs always unsightly porkers?
first
maisie
Jun Suzuki and Azusa Nakano
>tfw no Keri Sable gf
>>52288091
>Sell by date
>Plant
It's not food
what's it like to have a cock up your arse?
>>52288081
>Emily Thornberry
>Labour
wasn't she made to resign?
>>52288169
this picture would make my uncle violent, my father uncomfortable and myself flustered and insecure
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>>52288196
>>52288168
>be ugly
>become sjw
>support sjw party
>join sjw party
Listening to some really mental acid techno music
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>52288196
Doing a reverse poo
help me out lads important research
http://strawpoll.me/6295296
http://strawpoll.me/6295296
http://strawpoll.me/6295296
>>52288168
I would love to fuck Stella Creasy up the arse though tbf
>>52288249
link
>>52288224
is ur uncle a closeted bender
>>52288188
there's a difference between sell by and use by, also yes plants do have sell by dates.
>>52288243
What turns you on? warm dicks or cuddling or cuddling warm dicks?
>it's a leftists talk about nothing episode
I literally know a former SAS soldier who was in desert storm, he's a scary bastard
We have this Sri Lankan lad in our year, he's a complete meme in our social group because he's so stereotypical; a desperate virgin who constantly tries to chat up White qts and tries a tad bit too hard. He's a friendly and outgoing guy but we mock him for his flagrant thirst.
He has the typical Indian thick, brushed hair. He's 5'6" and slightly tubby. He wears a £1000 Apple watch which his parents bought him for his birthday. He wants to do medicine. He tries to hang around with the black guys. He has a monobrow which he refuses to pluck for some reason.
Walking along the corridors, he'll just try and do small talk with girls who he's never spoken to, and it's a huge cringe. When we're doing an experiment, he goes up to the blonde English rose and tries to help her.
Today, one qt completely bantered him off by buying him a "dating advice" book as an Xmas present with a stickey note saying "hope this helps you lose your virginity". We all had a good kek at him.
>>52288217
She made a tearful apology or some bollocks.
>implying the labour party will kick you out for being openly anti-white
>Rees-Mogg
Based.
>>52288324
cool story mate
>>52288081
ok supertwat snp so obv a twat autist twat
fucking qt
reminder http://strawpoll.me/6293297/r
>>52288310
feminine penis
>>52288324
yeah my dad
talk shit on here one more time and i'll get him to bang you out
>>52288324
hope he had an umbrella haha
>>52288351
just googled it and she only resigned from the shadow cabinet lel
>>52288324
I was in the regiment ngl lad
t. every runt that was in the TA once and has had a few pints
>>52288196
I'd unironically like to know this
I bet it feels heavenly
>>52288337
good that white english girls are trying to save the white race
>be me
>be in 9th grade
>girl tells me it's "international pinch a girls butt" day
>o-oh really? haha
>don't do anything
Should I have pinched her butt? I've thought about this for years
>>52288169
>>52288310
>tfw kissed my bf in public broad day light for the first time
Feels good actually :3
>>52288393
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
Let's have a QT bingo game
>someone talks about a non-leftist view as "reprehensible"
>every panel member mentions how they can all agree that Trump is dangerous
>"You there, the man in the spectacles"
>"immigrants prop up our nhs"
>"immigration has brought nothing but benefits to our country"
>Rees-mogg isn't based
t. Literally nobody
hey guys just posting this image of haruhi, as you can see its a very cute picture haha, she is sort of upset but i think that is fine lol. I think after you see this image you realise why i just stopped and went wow i need to post this cute picture
>>522882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tD9nHqEriA90
Skip to about 10 minutes in
that thornberry woman is fucking vile in every sense
>>52288415
fuck off yank
>>52288415
yes
>>52288432
He is a reactionary aristocrat who belongs in a gulag.
>>52288415
think she wanted you to but she was probably a munter so you saved yourself by not doing it
>>52288433
i feel the same lad. amazing post btw.
>>52288368
>>52288378
>>52288386
>>52288393
I'm not even joking, I'll post a photo of him if you want?
>>52288432
>>52288352
ebin meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGxq3pvJPQ
>>52288465
>reactionary
No m8, he sticks to his ridiculously traditional views no matter what.
>>52288431
I refuse to watch it
>>52288446
I remember seeing a youtube video where she tries to paint herself as a victim and petey hitchcuck, morality man himself, destroys her
>>52288377
>feminine penis
How feminine?
>mfw it is literally a week until Christmas
>>52288455
Shit the fuck up! Don't be rude to my greatest ally!
Anyone see that news segment where rees-mogg showed some female labour MP round his constituency and she was literally the most retarded, crass person you can imagine?
was top kek
>>52288491
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactionary
>>52288510
fuck off paki
set us that (you) count script
>>52288510
fuck off gay jew
>slough
>>52288465
fuck off corbyn even you went to private school, and your mentor tony benn
>Reckless
>>52288377
i know for a fact one of the anime posters from hampshire is a nonce who has been pegged by his gf
>>52288387
She's back on fucking Corbyn's front bench not. Fuck me, Corbyn supporters should be fucking exiled
>tfw can't get away with wearing a double-breasted suit
s m h
me desu
>>52288536
Fuck off paki
>>52288545
Fuck off gay brit
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""journalist""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52288550
he was a bit reckless with his seat haha
>>52288487
The Tony Benn interview was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-YYroSudUs
>>52288505
Ritsu level
>>52288553
i know of none who has ever had a GF sorry
>>52288515
you have a link?
Who's your favorite welsh girl lads?
This is mine.
>>52288418
but shlomo, the degeneracy was meant for the downfall of the goys, not you
>>52288548
Corbyn also belongs in a gulag. He is a social-fascist.
>>52288577
you are a literal paki
on a scale of 1-10 how much do you think Based Carswell regrets joining UKIP?
anime
>>52288396
Never had a dick there, had a lubed up carrot once.
Was a little painful, but interesting, it really is like pooping back and forth, came pretty hard too.
>not a homo, but would stick things up my butt again/10
Rees-Moog really is a based cunt desu
>>52288418
>>tfw kissed my bf in public broad day light for the first time
>Feels good actually :3
r u girl? because Israeli men are fucking gross and hairy as fuck
>>52288615
post the webm where she shakes her arse
>>52288604
nah pham, think she was the new Labour leadership hopeful from Birmingham though.
>>52288644
>>52288658
got you m8
>piers morgan
im out
me and the gf
>>52288431
Don't forget
>wild audience applause to some banal platitude
>>52288290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tD9nHqEriA
It starts getting sick at about 15 mins
unironically like coldplays new album
I reckon i'm defo gonna have to vote out in the referendum lads. Anyone want to convince me otherwise?
>>52288701
why are SK/Jap men such sissies?
>>52288593
>madman Benn taking it seriously
The day Ali G accidentally became a Tory
>>52288676
deary me
>>52288701
Lads, anybody else find it weird how normies know that Hans Solo gets killed by his son in the new star wars ?
>>52288625
t. Abdullah Barbosa
>>52288657
I'm a Russian guy, and so is he
Piers trying to be funny.
>>52288081
I said
>I'd wreck you like Diana
to a female uni student from Britain in one of my courses
She blushed
How are my chances lads?
>>52288687
thank you
may i have another?
>>52288773
based Goldblatt porn spammer from /sp/
I guess I've not drank on perhaps 15 days this year
>>52288775
literally everyone who has internet knows
no one is terribly excited for new star wars
pretty sure im destined to be alone my whole life lads.
>girl gets on tube
>catch her eye as she gets on
>she stares at me for a bit then pretends to sleep while looking at me through her eyelashes
>don't look at her
>she gets her phone out and starts taking pictures of me, pretending she's talking but holding the phone at weird angle so the camera is pointing at me
>getting weirded out now
>she stares at me for the entire journey back, taking pictures every now and again, sometimes of me, sometimes down the carriage
>gets off at my stop, practically running off the train before me
Really not sure if I was being paranoid, but she was definitely being weird lads. Not sure what to think.
>>52288843
ngl mate I'm fucking plastere
me when i see you
>I shagged her for a good 2 hours
Why is there so much FUCKING anime in /brit/?
want to work on a shipyard moving big containers around lads
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>>52288814
>>52288870
She works for GCHQ
A moment's silence for our fallen comrade
>>52288899
With digits like those you can be whatever you want to lad.
would literally destroy everyone ITT in a fight 2bh
>>52288906
>"Dad move, I need to take a picture"
>Get tae fuck ya cunt"
>>52288885
when i see your boypucci
HANS SOLO DIES
>>52288896
have you seen the time recently?
>>52288899
you need a masters and 10 years experiences moving containers to do that m8
L I T T L E
E N G L A N D E R
>>52288950
bit f*cking LEWD mate :x
*flashes bp*
>>52288645
Carrots are definitely nothing at all what a dick would feel like. Carrots are very hard and not right shape.
An erect dick is soft but firm, I'm imagining a fat and throbbing blood-engorged phallus deep inside me. The perfect shape. I bet it doesn't feel painful at all if you use lube.
Got a boner writing out this reply.
>>52288779
hey is stav russian or russian jew?
>>52288950
Quite enjoy these lewd Juns tÍœbh.
>>52288902
thank you
>>52288885
>>52288950
do continue
>HANS SOLO DIES
>>52288954
>implying we didn't know that already
>>52288954
oh no you ruined my epic film!!!!!
2 in the pink
1 in the stink
>all these jewfros on QT
Why has the 'that awkward moment when..' meme stopped.
Also, did anyone else notice that Movember was not really a thing this year?
sittin sideways
boys in a daze
I'm 27 years old and cry every day
>>52289002
>nose ring
No thank you
>>52288998
got a boner reading this
pls be in southwest
>>52288954
OHHH NOOOOOOOO
lads what do you actually reckon would happen if you went in the audience for question time and stuck your hand up and then just went "im really really concerned about the amount of pakis in this country"
>>52288800
>ignoring tripdubs
why is /brit/ so insular?
>>52288628
10 because there's no reason for him to be in UKIP; he's a pro-immigration centrist.
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE
top notch tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbjXnpvDsIw
>>52289010
>>52289012
>>52289048
Fuck off nerds, I didn't know that before I went
They basicall copy the old star wars and blow up a bigger death star.
It's shite
>>52288870
Also she kept stroking her hair and tugging on it when she was staring at me. Any of you psychoanalyst lads know what it means?
>>52288156
Because I'm an adult with a functioning brain
had stewed beef and potatoes for dinner lads
>>52289071
>9gag
gas yourself
>>52289049
you'd get lynched
>>52289049
You'd probably be arrested for hate speech /racism. Such is life in modern Britain.
>>52289058
Du bist einfach nur ne Schwuchtel, brudi.
Wenn du in so nem schnellen general Aufmerksamkeit willst musst du dir was einfallen lassen.
>>52289010
I didn't, but I'm not watching it anyway because they made a black guy the MC and there's apparently an interracial romance in it.
>>52289094
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>>52289003
doing a super fucking lewd edge of acceptability Jun.
i am pakistani and let me tell you, being pakistani is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, pakistani parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick
>>52289015
2 in the goo
1 in the poo
>>52289115
BRISTOL MENTIONED
>>52289088
>I went to see Star Wars
>Calling other people on the internet nerds
bit ironic mate
calm your tits
>>52289117
Naff back to /pol/
>>52289071
I don't get it
Something to do with the hoover cord?
>>52289049
You wouldn't be there in the first place as there is a selection process to filter out anyone who isn't what the BBC wants on. They even ask you what newspapers you read to get an idea of what you are like.
But if you did get on and do that, they would escort you out and edit your part out.
>>52288950
delete
>>52289003
delete
>>52289125
delete
>>52289157
I'm absolutely fucked m88
fite me irl
>>52289088
I literally don't care.
>buying into this cynical 'movie' consumer event
>>52288658
"arse"
That bitch be flat as a pancake
Pic related
gona get a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes lads.
anyone wants anything while im in the kitchen?
>>52289042
my ex had a nose ring
thought it was stupid at first but grew to love it 2bh
I'm literally a magnet for women at the moment and I don't know why, maybe I shouldn't know cos it'll ruin the spell
Is there literally ANYONE in the UK right now (who isn't a paki) who wants to stay in the EU?
>>52289171
Scots should be gasses
>>52289102
Why do Americans class stew as an Irish food?
>>52289049
honour killed on live tv to appease the muslim community, then after your death the BBC will make a propganda documentary about you, saying you're a blood relative of Donald Trump. Big dave would get on the telly and talk about how you were 'not British' and that Muslims are 'real British people'. You would, however, be a permemnant meme fixture of /brit/ thereafter.
>>52289176
i'm sorry i cannot this time.
>>52289165
The majority of us here are /pol/, silly anon.
/brit/ is a /pol/ colony.
>trying to explain Jimmy Saville to Americans
It's harder than it sounds
>>52289194
alri blackie
Just want to get lost in this type of wilderness and never return to society desu lads
>>52289233
we do?
also it wasn't really a stew, i didn't eat any of the broth
>>52289194
fucking wew
W2C?
>>52289219
lol no of course not, maybe cuck students idk.
>>52289187
>187 â–¶
>>>52289088 (You)
I'll knock you out
>>52289261
need a shopping centre and a giant black of council flat right in the middle
>>52289049
An awkward silence, Starkey asks the security to escort you away before immediately moving on to another question. Everybody staring at you bemused and a few hisses and groans.
>>52289261
I'm doing it in 2019 lad, sort of anyway. Selling all possessions, collecting all my money and just fucking off with a backpack.
When I run out I have no idea where I'll be or what I'll do, but it will have been worth it.
Why are lefties so firmly pro-EU? I don't get it? Is it just due to their vague sense of internationalism and being pro-immigration?
>>52289117
rate my fit lads
Lads, I need a movie to watch. Maybe with a similar character dynamic to that in Leon.
>>52289333
lemme come wid
>>52289315
>a giant black
well, well, well
what on earth was on your mind, pal?
>Admitting to be an A-level politics student
TOB KEG
>less white immigrants more indians please
>>52289337
>why do nazis love the third reich??
>>52289165
Rasheed.
>>52289356
drive
>>52289337
probably cause that's what ukip is for and they despise ukip with a passion
>>52289260
How'd you guess bruv?
>>52289219
i'd be for it if they weren't constantly trying to import rasheeds tbqh
>>52288081
>slough
Why would anyone voluntarily go to slough? Why would any event be hosted in slough?
>There's people that literally don't know Kylo Ren kills his father Han Solo
>>52289357
Of course you can come
>>52289407
just a hunch mate
Piers Morgan hasn't got a single friend in the room. Yet he keeps looking to the audience for laughs and clapping. Fucking mug.
>>52289102
You better have had dumplings too.
>>52289165
Fuck off paki
just got called a beautiful boy lads :3
>>52289432
>americans
>12/18/15
>>52289253
JIMMY MENTIONED.
>>52289378
I got an A 2bh
>>52289453
Fucking twat, he always thinks he's saying what everyone is thinking, but it's always the opposite
>>52289002
Slav jew
>>52289492
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>>52289464
had part of a baguette with it
>>52289433
can i come as well la
>>52289429
Oi, Slough is on the up these days - just you wait
>>52289286
You do for saint potatoes day. All I ever see you mention is "Irish" stew, corned beef and shepherds pie when not a single one of those three is even Irish.
>>52289492
You're a sweet boy, do you want to play some sports?
>>52289492
I get called "cute" all the time by girls
if it happens one more time I'm going to be pressing sexual harassment charges
>>52289512
How did people not know Savile was a nonce? Just fucking look at him
>>52289356
>movie
Fuck off yank.
>thinking Scotland could get by on $40bbl
>thinking UK oil & gas taxation shouldn't be markedly higher
Mind boggling how spastic she is.
>first muslim to ask a question
>it's about muslims
Why are they so insular?
holy fucking shit the senpai won't put QI on for fuk sake
>justifying terrorism
>there are people who lived in a world where cash machines were a rare and wonderful thing
I don't much care for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MinaGrWjQGA#t=28s
why dont we just bomb Scotland instead?
Based Dimbleby calling this bitch out on not answering the question.
>>52289662
question time even, fcming hell
hate students
>>52289679
delete
>>52289407
>>52289637
rys mogg is a spastic for not seeing how ireland wins from the EU and so is everyone who applauded him
>>52289512
Oh my god
>>52289679
With what? Your diddly wee """""smart"""" bombs? All the REAL bombs are already in Scotland.
>>52289728
I hate students and i'm a fucking normie student myself ffs
>hate students
>>52289564
>corned beef
this is well known in america because of polish/jewish delis, i don't think it has anything to do with ireland
>shepherds pie
I don't eat this so I don't know where people think it comes from
As for stew, I would imagine most Americans associate it with the old west/pioneering rather than Ireland.
I wouldn't know for sure though, there isn't a significant Irish diaspora where I live
>>52289577
FONT
New Iraqi airstrike vid is literally the best I've seen
Its literally rockets being fired into large crowds of ISIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnD2_4AdYE
>>52289740
Ireland isn't in the UK lad
>>52289679
>IS is nothing to do with Islam
fucking lel. These self-deluding leftists are a spectacle to behold.
>>52289545
Then you should seriously consider killing yourself.
This Paki bird not even giving a coherent answer to the question.
>we shouldn't take action against the worst kind of islamist because a handful of brafordian teenagers may get angry about it
Fucking hate lefties desu.
>We need to look at what is going on at home
ok. in what manner?
