Judgement with a Smile edition
Whites only ITT
maisie
SIZZLING LIKE A SNAIL
Rise desu lads
>>52284633
BWAHAHAHA NOT A THREAD FOR BRITISH PEOPLE OR "COMMONWEALTH" KEKOLDS THEN
THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.
I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.
HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.
*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"
HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.
Jun and Azusa forever.
What should I watch tonight lads? Feeling lonely, if that should influence your suggestions.
had my first ever date
was a 8 hour long date
got friendzoned
I really want a gf who doesn't shave
>>52284705
>8 hour long date
Fuck. sounds like torture m8
A perfect example of the modern day degeneracy , the disgusting decline, the horrific state of the "United" Kingdom in the 21st century, and he's just one of the many, many.
The degeneracy of the people that inhabit the island of "Britian" is absolutely overwhelming to the point of shockingness. They lack any sort of self control or obedience, total complete plebs, uncontrollable peasent masses.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-magaluf-sex-video-british-3894523
Typical big burly English couple out having sex in broad daylight, no doubt the british "man" could barely get it up
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/british-tourist-blows-24-guys-in-spain-all-for-a-single-free-drink/656892/
A disgusting example of how one single British girl gave oral sex to an entire club, 24 people, absolutely revolting.
Modern day britian has no morals whatsoever, it's a disgusting state. Perhaps islamification is a good thing, there are more pakistanis in British than Scottish people.
Don't even get me started on Northern Ireland. The unionists in Northern Ireland are an absolute disgrace. The UK likes to hold onto it to show to the world it's little colonial holding, the British occupation of the north is completely and entirely unjustifiable.
The unionists are also massive scumbags.
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/man-drowns-trying-to-remove-irish-flag-from-armagh-island-1.1881470
The unionists continue to cling onto the british caliph's little leg despite the fact many english don't even want it. Most see it as a drain on rapidly dwindling resources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICEt7Q5E43w [Embed] [Embed]
What am I saying, "English" for?
English isn't even an identity anymore, the only people who live in England are arabs, moorocans, egyptians, indians, pakistanis etc.
>Those two shitter shattered yanks
Haha, remember how we've enslaved and slaughtered the irish for 800 years?
>I'd swim across Lake Michigan
>I'd sell my shoes
>I'd give my body to be back again
>In the rest of the room
>To be alone with you
Taking a BIG dose of valium later
Niggas aint shit in the 90s I dont trust em
and bitches on my dick but they aint shit so motherfuck em
>>52284690
Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>Gochuumon
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
please only post approves smart anime and 2D girls/waifus from these shows.
lol triggered taig alert
>>52284772
I think your filename is wrong:
Haram = unacceptable
Halal = acceptable
>>52284780
>>52284791
dont make me come up there and raep your boipussi
>>52284748
it was really nice we went to two museums, we walked around london, we ate thai food, we went and sat by the thames and drank beers and smoked and thne i walked her home and thne walked myself home.
>there are Irish right now who are so mad at England that they write entire posts dedicated to it
Obsessed
THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.
I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.
HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.
*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"
HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.
>>52284780
good craic
>>52284779
actually the other yank got some of you buttblasted saying his gramps supported the IRA
>>52284705
FONT
>>52284838
Acknowledged.
>>52284772
>The unionists continue to cling onto the british caliph's little leg despite the fact many english don't even want it. Most see it as a drain on rapidly dwindling resources.
>one man's opinion
>the whole country
well done retard
>>52284892
>>52284772
>>52284692
>>52284870
>They still haven't recovered
That's some deep, hard fucking we gave them.
>>52284902
>gif
fuck off
why don't we just kill everyone who is HIV+
>>52284933
honestly if anything this confirmed that i am infact not a normie.
>>52284856
not him but the implication is that the man is supposedly angry because he is serving non halal ie unacceptable food
>>52284886
How do you know you're friendzoned then?
First for poo box
>>52284856
The man is angry because a British man requested non-halal (unacceptable) food.
>>52284870
>>52284967
christ almighty what a bunch of cvcks
had a wank lads
gave someone a wank lads
did a poo lads
saw a man giving another man a wank, bit bent
doing a smelly
did a do
watched this guy wank off another guy lads
>>52284918
And yet it was the yanks who got rectum ravaged when they were shown that Boston was a taste of poetic justice.
WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU! AHAHJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
GET REKT PAKIS. ENJOY BURQAS AND SHARIA PATROLS. HAHAJAJAAJAJ."RANJEEV, QUICK HEAD DOWN THE QUEEN VIC FOR A PINT ME OUL DIAMOND." -- THAT IS YOUR CULTURE. RANJEEV BLOWING YOU OUT.
HAHAJAHAHAHA YOUR CULTURE IS GONE FOREVER.
IRISH IS FLOURISHING. AND OUR ECONOMY IS RECOVERING. WE WON.
SCOTS ARE US. WELSH ARE BETAS. ENGLISH PAKIS CAN'T EVEN BOX. AMIR KHAN GOT DESTROYED.
REMEMBER, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TOO BAD ON THE INTERNET OR CAMERON WILL 'AVE YOU. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HAHAHAHAHAAJAJAJ.
NEW ISLAMABAD = LONDON
HAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJA
SANDNIGGERS.
I HOPE YOU GET SLASHED UP, YOU CUNTS
PAY REPARATIONS.
>Post yfw you are not Irish
>>52285125
all me
>>52284994
>>52285037
official actual certified retard here
sorry lads
>>52285112
>gif
fuck off
>>52285125
all me
would be more health if the UK were one big country 2bh
Ireland, Wales and Scotland all suffer from small nation synrome
>look at our distinct culture!
>we have a national dress
>we're PROUD!!!!!
>we beat the english at x!!!!!
>fuck england!
it's a bit sad 2bh
*sneezes*
>>52285018
because any time i tried to be a bit suggestive she was unreceptive, i told her she looked nice and she sort of looked at me like i should say it. I tried to flirt and get a bit more physical but she basically shut me down.
she was cryptically giving me signals that i had failed to impress her, and also mentioning reasons we couldn't be together, and also noting that she also just hangs out with other guys too.
and by the end of it when i hugged her, she did that thing where you keep your waist as far as possible from the other person whilst hugging (the thing that made it clear in my mind)
going to do a game and kill some enemies pretending they're my oneitis
fuck that bitch, she doesn't even like me so i'm just going to forget her
>>52285170
>BE BRITISH
>GET STABBED
>>52285112
>>52285213
what game?
>>52285196
>i should say it
shouldn't* say it
>>52285103
nah lad all i said was that it was pretty weird that you had those pics saved on your hard drive
reminder that 2016 is going to be the year
>>52285227
>be irish
>die of hunger
>>52284633
>>52284373
There's nothing wrong with not being white, anglos and irish are known for being inbred looking too
>>52285246
gf 2016?
>>52285227
>get a life, bin that knife
I can really appreciate organisations like this, trying to combat knife violence but I really can't imagining that appealing to anyone
>>52285271
fuck off yank
>>52285261
>cumshots
gay
>>52285271
>this is what McDonalds thinks an average British couple looks like
>>52285196
Oh well, bitches and hoes anon. You will find a good one eventually.
>>52284692
>>52284772
>>52284892
LAOIS
A
O
I
S
AYYYYYY
DUBLIN WAS THE SECOND CITY OF THE EMPIRE AND THE BREAD BASKET OF IT
DAILY REMINDER IRELAND AND IRISH PEOPLE LITERALLY FUCKING WOM BRITIAN IT'S FUCKING EMPIRE AND WE GOT NOTHING FOR IT
NOT EVEN OUR OWN FUCKING ISLAND
WATERLOO - WON BY A GENERAL THAT CONSIDERED HIMSELF IRISH
BRITISH ARMY AT WATERLOO - LITERALLY FUCKING HALF MADE UP OF IRISH CATHOLIC SOLDIERS
IRISH SOLDIERS FUCKING CONQUERED FUCKING INDIA FOR YOU FUCKS
1900 - BRITISH ARMY 45%
WE WON WW1 FOR YOU FUCKING FUCKS BUT STILL IRISH WERE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN COURT MARTIALS
GO SUCK ON A DICK BRITIAN FUCKS IRELAND FUCKING BUILT YOU SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES
IRISH REUNIFICATION SOON UNITED IRELAND SOON
ERIN GO BRAGH
>Ireland joins the Union in 1800
>Britain rises above all other nations in Europe, beats Napoleon led by Irish General Wellington, Conquers a quarter of the planet as the supreme power
>Ireland leaves the Union in 1921
>Britain's empire crumbles, barely could stand up to Germany, eventually loses all their holdings apart from shitty little Failands
Coincidence?
JEWS DID ROSWELL
>>52285196
How did you get a date with her if she clearly isn't into you
The thing to do is to just pretend she doesn't exist anymore. You'll either never communicate again or she'll crave your attention.
>Be Irish
>Get famine
does anybody else not swing their arms when they walk
going to post an anime
>>52285363
>ROSWELL
triggered desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF9BMc3rVA0
Had a nice dinner.
All gone, all gone.
>>52285333
I don't find fucking machines hot because I only watch porn to be immersed 2bh
>>52285333
JANNY
>>52285395
looks autismal tbf
>>52285363
>>52285238
I have those pictures because when yanks muh heritage and go on about the ira, they usually shut them up within a few posts.
>>52285395
I do, Sandhurst nightmares mean I can't stop.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vnv2Dev.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>52285333
SCHLOMO BABY, I'VE MISSED YOU! Happy Chanunak or however the fuck you lot spell it.
Sauce on the girl? Kinda looks like Maisie
>>52285333
>cucked by ayyliens
>>52285271
>There's nothing wrong with not being white
How's gf 2010s going lads? Half way haha!
>>52285367
I texted to her 'I'm bored, would you like to go out'
she said yes 'lets go to the museum tomorrow'
i said 'yeah sure'
i guess it wasn't a date in hindsight. it was me just chilling with her.
>justpretend she doesn't exist anymore
yeah we kept having this very cryptic conversation, where she said something about this.
>>52284690
chie best girl
>>52285368
>Be British
>Get Farid
>>52285333
i don't understand, i thought the female orgasm was a myth?
>>52285313
Is that the advert where the paki pregnant with the shitskin spawn of Satan wanted gherkins so sent the wog to mcdonalds to get some?
I remember McDonalds releasing a statement where they said ignore the advert because they don't actually sell gherkins by themselves.
>>52285546
if it were than girls wouldn't go for the BBC
real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ
>>52285440
i never said anything about my heritage other than the fact that im not anglo or irish when you posted that pic. i dont feel the need to bring mine up cause im only 3rd gen.
it's usually the people that have been here for a very long time that need to mention it.
"I am proud of my white heritage," said the racist
>>52285602
good lad
me and the gf
>>52285473
Will his popularity hold? I really can't tell? Honestly didn't realise that US republicans were this moronic and easily swayed by someone so unprincipled that's just telling them what they want to hear.
Tomorrow is Mad Friday lads
I expect all of you to at least TRY to be a normie and get hammered with all the other normies
otherwise you're just missing out
>>52285271
Oh I remember this guy and his bait images.
>>52285640
which is which?
remember to make a speshul QT thread for tonight lads, the lineup should be bantterrr
>>52285650
yeah probably going to go out with my brother nad his normie mates and probably going to end up mandied up
ffs
tfw your dad gets more like on facebook shit than you
>>52285650
Is Harry and Paul literally /brit/: the sketchshow?
>mfw Harry Enfield studied at the University of York
For some reason my gf sends nude pics when I'm on night shift at work.
What a weirdo.
>>52285728
no harry and paul is actually funny
>Being proud of something that you had no part in
literally retarded.
>>52285686
Based Gentleman
Incompetent Piggy Cunt
Cunt
Incompetent Cunt
Super Cunt
>>52285642
His momentum only seems to be building at this point
>>52285751
FONT OFFF!!!!
>>52285363
Jews landed at Roswell.
>>52285686
I can't be the only one who genuinely likes Piers Morgan despite being a Conservative myself
He's like Jeremy Clarkson, people hate him when he's actually based af
>>52285751
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>>52285768
you don't find /brit/ funny?
why do you come here then?
my gf has a really bad habit of not flushing the toilet after having a shit.
Did a sing song with a qt from uni. It was nice and fun.
>>52285850
FONT OFF!¬!!!!
Fuck off, Corbyn. I know you're in this thread.
Why don't you go and "start a dialogue" with ISIS
>>52285850
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>>52285850
fake, girls don't poo
>>52285832
>he thinks /brit/ is funny
thought people only came here to waste time
ONE NIGHT IN HACKNEY
>>52285877
nice try tory/ukip shill
>>52285850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJA5uIgxug
flirtatiously waving my bum around, lads
>>52285866
You did a duet? What did you sing? How big was the audience?
>>52285777
I just don't get it. He's such a shallow meme candidate, anyone who looks past the surface should realise he's as 2 faced and flip-floppy as clinton. Lost all respect for the republican party desu, really shown themselves up this primary.
>>52285866
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>>52285832
Fuck off back to reddit
Business idea: Shitting area for dogs. People are tired of picking up dog poop so there should be a designated area in parks and stuff. The poop zone.
fml my last profile picture had 13 likes so i changed it to one that i thought was a lot better and so far 0 likes
FML
>>52285535
>>52285348
>do all the work for the empire
>leave
thanks ireland
>>52285797
He's in the same tier as Katie Hopkins, Ricky Gervais and Donald Trump.
Say wildly inappropriate things to piss off normies to feed his constant lust for attention.
His views are irrelevant. He'll say anything to keep people satisfying his vanity
>>52285930
pics
i love you pls b my bf
>>52285932
Total Eclipse of the Heart. I don't know how many people we walked past or heard us.
>you will never be a sandoz chemist testing out huge doses of acid
>>52285913
15 CANS OF STELLA
feel dreadful having just been friendzoned lads
feel like i might as well be a eunuch
>>52285797
He's a bit of a wolly, I don't like how he went to another America and started telling them they're doing guns wrong despite him never growing up there and obviously not having an understanding of their values.
Like who the fuck is he to be telling them how to do things.
>>52285602
>>52285937
It seems that people just like his style, it's not like many of his competitors inspire a great deal of confidence so I guess people are just looking for something different.
Personally I hope he wins the nomination and the presidency because I just want to see what the hell will happen
>>52285994
It's just a prank bro
>>52286015
grow up little boy
>>52285937
Whereas you were impressed with their last offering?
>>52286059
its hard to progress from being a boy into being a man when your sexuality is untended to
>>52285304
I can go wherever I please. Crackers will have no homeland in 200 years, and the world will be mixed. The future is Star Trek
>>52285937
>He's such a shallow meme candidate
he's winning because the others are a bunch of unscrupulous Washington insiders and the people are sick of what they see as a closed system.
electing a joke candidate fucks that system up and shows that the people still do have some power.
>grow up little boy
>>52286096
Good point to be fair. Hmmm, is trump better or worse than that cunt Mormon?
>>52286042
Fuck that man, American ain't just a meme. regrettable those fuckers and their actions have an impact on all of us
Heroin is one of the best drugs you can ever try.
>>52285937
He likes Putin, supports Russia in Syria, is sympathetic to Le Pen
He has some trashy attributes but those are some good, unconventional beliefs
lads, i gave myself a buzz-cut recently but its now got to the point where it needs trimming on the back and sides - but only a little bit.
how much will that cost in a barbers? its barely 5 mins work. will i get charged for a full mens cut or what?
>>52285997
Cringe. fuck off back to reddit.
>>52286195
yeah i suppose. The 'front-runners' aside from Carson all seem like faceless bastards.
And Carson doesn't seem like he's got enough experience imo
>>52286188
>The future is Star Trek
but in star trek humans on earth live in largely traditional societies doing whatever they like
>>52286317
>Cringe
wew
>>52286293
yes because the barber is going to have to keep another person waiting for you.
also discriminative pricing based on how easy the haircut is, is not in the barber's interest.
Trump is right
>>52285797
funny you should mention Clarkson
>>52286328
Carson isn't a great speaker which is his problem
>>52286293
depends on the place 2bh
should be a fiver
My guy does it for free if I pop in and need the bacj/sides trimmed a bit, but it is £25 for the full cut 2bh.
>>52286281
What are his 'good beliefs'? I don't see anything particularly positive or refreshing, just a load of populist trash of the most cynical kind
come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
poo poo? hahaha, pee pee!
>>52286384
His problem is that he's a fucking Surgeon, not a statesman, politician or economist. Seeing him try to advocate a flat rate income tax was painful. He seems like a truly decent and admirable bloke, but no president
>>52285486
Charlotte Cross
>>52285546
The aliens and the robots and the alien robots have figured it out senpai
r8 my gf lads
>>52286419
>trash
fuck off yank
>Stabler's final scene was killing the child of a murdered rape victim
Shit I forgot about that
>>52286540
ratty
>>52286540
looks like an alien
Phimosis choking a good inch and half of girth out of me lads. Don't want the snip though.
>>52286537
thought those were balls in the thumbnail
bit disappointed
>>52286537
>Charlotte Cross
Cheers lad.
>tfw filter kills kpop 1bh la's
good
>>52286540
overrated/10
>>52286577
>phimosis
I thought this was a meme. Who didn't at the age of 12 stretch out their foreskin by rolling it back on their erect cock in a warm, bubbly bath?
>>52286577
do it hahah
I did lmao
>>52286596
Welsh gommunism
>>52277086
>>52286540
>Posting Ratty Scotcuck SJW aliens
fuck sakes this anti-perspirant stings lads
>>52286635
If you had parents who weren't incompetent cunts they should have told you to do it since infancy desu
Got a couple of candles going
matched with a half Irish half Japanese girl on tinder lads
she should really be an anime
>>52286782
ready for your massage?
>>52286782
pour some hot wax on my nipples ;)
>>52286419
his tax plan to raise upper class income tax and utterly eliminate it for the lowest classes
his foreign policy to take a strong stance for once since the world has utterly imploded under Obamas soft touch reign.
cracking down on illegal labour would be a massive boon for workers across the country, especially poor ones, not to mention it would prevent poor people from being forced out of their neighborhoods as Mexicans move in (mainly blacks suffering from this which is why they love him)
investing in high tech industry as well as cutting agreements with China (like the TPP)
*is a blatant retard*
>>52286540
sickly female child from some desolate Northern wasteland/10
>>52286215
>better or worse than that cunt Mormon?
well...Romney was a moderate as far as the Republican party goes...
Think the queen knows how to cook lads?
Also I wonder when was the last time she had sex.
fck sake how do i make friends
>>52284559
>>52286857
I don't get it, do girls actually cum from that technique?
>>52286874
post ur bp
>>52286540
ayy lmao
>>52286871
>this normalfag 'queen is a human too and does human things but it's weird to imagine because she's the queen' meme
fuck off
go on
out
>>52286884
they prolly prefer that than from penetration most of the time
inb4 virgin posts etc 2 hours w/e
>>52286884
That thing vibrates with the force of 6 million suns
I'm just watching Peep show's final episodes after missing the previous 3 seasons.
When did Jeremy become a bender lol?
>>52286874
joinn the ira
>>52286871
prince philip sticks it up the royal chutney at least 3 times a week
>>52286884
Girls apparently love that thing. Not that I would actually know, I just read about it.
>>52286874
go to school/college/uni/work and try talk to people and hope theres people that you like there that like you back
thats literally it 2bh
>>52286963
Second episode of this season
>>52286963
the start of this series 2bh
pretty certain this last series has been the worst by a good margin.
>>52286635
Oddly enough, it's most obvious when I'm flaccid. Erection just brute forces its way through it, but it still tightens up just as tight afterwards.
>>52286963
On a whim in ep2 of this latest series, just happened, semi-out-of-the-blue.
Weird desu, don't know if i like it
>>52286900
120/80
>>52287014
And by season I mean series.
I've been yankified it seems
>>52287028
if it's that bad, it's time for some surgery.
Why does the Israelite watermark these shit porn scenes with a happy merchant?
>>52286874
Just be in relatively social situations until someone feels bad and talks to you. That's how I've made all my friends.
>>52287032
>>52287024
Lol good ol Channel 4 being progressive
>>52287071
he's an avatarfag, might report him for it 2bh
>>>/sp/64247631
>>>/sp/64247631
la's post in here for me
>>52287032
>semi-out-of-the-blue
I'm pretty sure he gave Hans a blowjob or something in the very first episode, and he definitely did some gay stuff in another series with some guy he was working for
>>52287081
doesnt work
>>52287103
what if im gay?
>saying thanks to the bus driver as you get off the bus
y/n
>>52287181
obviously, it's just polite
only autismos won't
>>52287002
I mean I have "mates" at college but those are just college mates who I don't really see besides that
>>52287181
of course
>>52287181
y ofc
Lads, my Pepe isn't very happy.
Cheer him up ffs.
eating some lasagne lads
>>52287181
Yeah. Except for when they're utter rude cunts
>>52287181
always wave desu
Need to end my life one of these days t͜bh.
@52287248 (Y*u)
>>52287181
You just say goodbye to him/her here.
