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The land of our Fathers edition
Old Thread: >>52239361
How's the /balk/ winter going? Shit's getting real here
>>52269238
TRI MORETA
obama said some nasty shit about us guys
>tfw you'll never be Macedonian
>tfw you'll never live in Skopje's depressing atmosphere
>tfw you'll never have the pleasure of being an uncucked country without McDonalds
>tfw you'll never have proud Turkish and socialist history
>tfw you'll never be a walking trigger for gayreeks and tatarshits with your sole existence
>>52269356
Greece you're later with your spoilers than with your debt repayments
>xth for oppressed durks
http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/aljazeeraworld/2015/12/bulgaria-land-151215080838910.html
>>52269366
desu on point but is skopje=depressing ur real impression? i feel like its the florida of slav cities
>>52269393
>we oppressed minority now
>ok but what about kurds...
>SHUT UP KAFIR
>new meem fabricated by the proud liberals.
>>52269635
>t. Poltardo Bulgarosa
can somebody explain to me tl;dr version of the eu structure cause I never understood it really
>>52269723
its what makes a lot of s*opje s*rbshits go take your passports
>>52269567
>i feel like its the florida of slav cities
wut?
>>52269710
bednia4e, i ti si bilo tam zna4i, negur
>>52269806
t. Klime gypp-spawner
>serbomans ITT
>>52269905
ok now this one
Let's make a toast to glory days
>>52269905
thats me tb.h
4k Sheperds breached the government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvm_IzzKQQs
>>52269366
>uncucked
haahahahahahhaah
>>52271048
>file name
nth for friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJYLVYRqBPI
>>52271111
english source with video translated:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/15/shepherds-storm-romanian-parliament-protest-sheepdog-law
More footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JIsURNZx_wg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZOAZfLwXY
>>52269391
underrated post
>>52270033
more like
where's everybody? i checked the tinychat room but no one's there either
tinychat com/n5cp1k
>>52271142
>liking the guy that helped the commies in the civil war and left us in worse shape than after the ww2 ruins
post ur're waifu
What is the only possibility that balkan will unite?
i mean we are all same culturally except the language
>>52271152
they sound like if italians grew up in russia
>>52271942
>we are all same culturally
nope
>>52271942
Thank god I am not a fake sashko
>>52271921
REEEEEEEEEEEE im not klime
>>52271967
closest language to latin
also those that speak are from Bukovina, strong russian accent
>>52271901
the only real choice desu
>>52272045
hey Klime, how'd ya doin?
>>52272045
t. Klime
>>52271942
nothing, free trade is already done through the eu and military integration through nato
it's just that we are their colonies
>>52272076
Are you on the side of fyromians in these banters that we are having here?
>>52271901
>>52272067
I can do somersaults from that chin
>>52271942
we arent going to unite with you cigans
romania and serbia are the only viable choices
>>52272109
>diaspora thinking hes in on the bants
ahahahahahahahahah i laff
>>52272154
тихo, фиpoмит.
>>52272109
>americans
>>52272109
nah, didnt read 4chins all day, just saw Klime pretending not to be Klime
>>52272172
>диacпopaгoмнo
aџaџaџaџaџaџaџaџa
>>52272132
>with you cigans
>>52272221
das rite slavboi watchagonnado?
>>52272221
oooh that musta hurt >>52272222
>>52271942
we might unite under the EU.. in fucken 20 years
>>52272248
offer 2x pic related
>>52272374
>The principle of Israel joining the European Union has been supported by some politicians in both Israel and Europe, including the former Israeli Foreign Minister, Silvan Shalom,[241] former Israeli Minister of Foreign Affairs Avigdor Lieberman[242] and former Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.[243] Two Italian MEPs campaigned in favour of Israeli membership as recently as 2006.[244] A 2004 opinion poll showed that 85% of Israelis would support an application for membership.[245] Another survey in 2011 showed support for EU membership is 81%.[246]
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>52272908
I'd love to see my fellow jews inside the Union
>>52272908
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>52273134
Calm down Codreanu
>>52269635
Will someone torture every american to death already? Seriously, they don't deserve a quick death, every american needs to die after a slow, years long brutal torture, like in that movie with gerard butler.
>>52272908
kek idiots. imagine how many people would move to israel given the chance or how quickly israelis will end up in germany/uk.
>>52273165
feel the same desu
>>52273193
jews are actually moving from france/germany to israel because muslims harass them there
sup
>>52272045
there's so much fucking lack of new memes and oc in /balk/ that some autists have gone as far as to dug irrelevant photos and post them around. Thank god you didn't post your gf's face
>>52273393
fugg im not that dumb :DD
the stasi faggot will dox us
>>52273349
only from france, they're leaving for berlin faster than balkanlars
>>52273510
>upstart
>tfw your favorite versions of folk and patriotic songs are deleted because of copyright jewishness and only the shitty versions are left
>>52273563
Lel no. They're fleeing Sweden and Goymoney as well.
>>52273617
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>52273631
either way its a bad idea for israel to join, well not as bad as turkey
>tfw Barbara will never be with my because she is a bozgor mongolian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
>>52273883
>tfw she will never touch your face and kiss you
>>52273980
i'm not into traps tho
>>52273980
post traps
>>52274027
>traps
You'll be challenged to find a more feminine face than that.
>>52273980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7I74n6uKFg
>>52274027
>>52274047
>barbara palvin
>trap
GUYS WHY
>>52274085
>>52274119
4chan is into dudes
first that rose faggot, than that british caterpillar eyebrow faggot, now this faggot
>>52274091
that's a dude
this should become a /balk/ meme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seS2lp7WFbU
KAWASAKI KAWASAKI
>>52274027
>he wouldn't ravage that
I wish I was so delusional myself
Any of you Balkanlars want to play risk, to relive the good old days of WW2?
>>52273922
i don't know what i'm listening to but i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oljuHSuSQ6U
So, google released the top searches for Greece in 2015
I'll post some of two of the tables here, the most interesting ones IMO, translated of course
How to:
1) How to make him get in love with me
2) How to lose weight in the belly region
3) How to clean my oven
4) How to solve Rubik's cube
5) How to get a job
6) How to find my horoscope
7) How to make crepes
8) How to forget my ex girlfriend
9) How to deal with stress
10) How to quit smoking
Highest rising searches
1) Eurobasked 2015
2) Eurovision 2015
3) Elections 2015
4) Fifty shades of Grey
5) Referendum
6) Varoufakis
7) iPhone 6S
8) SYRIZA
9) ENFIA 2015 (property tax)
10) Amphipolis
Guys, please end us
>>52274573
sounds like the average greek man/woman tbqh why are you surprised
>Bulgar
>Cigan
>>52274650
this the problem man, the average person in Greece lives in a bubble
>>52274573
congrats on becoming american
>>52274698
you must be living in a bubble yourself all those years for not being able to come to terms with it
>>52274744
so I must defend the stupid mentality and reprimand those who don't like how Greece and Greeks have become in the past 40 years or so? Come on m8
Mediterranean people are literally the best looking race on earth, boy do i feel sorry for non-mediterranean subuhumans.
>>52275008
I never said anything of this sort you are strawmanning
Greeks say Valkanipololululuou for blakan
also Vulgaris for Bulgarian
>>52274573
ours haven't been released yet. here's the ones for 2014
>How to lose weight
>How to get pregnant
>How to draw
>How to gain weight
>How to vote
>How to advertise
>How to knockout
>How to install
>How to print
>How to clean up
>>52275065
literally the shittiest shitpost every posted in here
>>52275172
>>How to get pregnant
haven't they heard about benis in bagina?
>>52275215
>bulgarian flag in background
>>52275269
>bulgarian flag over scottish flag
should the uk be scared
>>52275311
its a color-inverted version of the scottish flag really
PANATHINAIKOS SUCKS!
Is Skopje really like Florida?
>>52275478
yeah, they tend to Tampa with other people's history
>>52275476
who the fuck cares about football dude, you are on 4chan
>>52275647
>lithuania
>football
>>52275172
>>How to get pregnant
>>52275478
Yes, we have beaches and everything.
>>52275476
hey yellow bulgaria
>>52275476
WHO PEED ON MUH FLAG
>>52275735
or sports clubs in general
>tfw no maria korinthiou gf
>>52275882
What is "хbлцaмe"?
>>52275968
[benis intensifies]
Girls of balk,what do you seek from a man?
>>52275989
huccup, how is in Macedonian?
>>52276121
икaмe or хикaмe
>>52274573
Δεν kατάλαβα ρε μαλάkα τι σε νοιάζει τι ψάχνουν οι ανθρωποί; Πώς θα ήθελες δηλαδή να είναι το google search;;
>>52276187
Όπα ρε φίλε, μη μας δείρεις kιολας
>>52275022
>Landlocked Former Yugoslav Republic of Former Bulgarian Region Vardarska
>Mediterranean
Boy are slavs retarded.
>>52276239
Πως θέλει δηλαδή ο βλάkας να είναι το search για να χαρεί, να έχει το 4chan στα τοπ δέkα δηλαδή τι στον πούτσο
>>52276187
>American flag diaspora
>implies that every single one of those kagkourikes search words are just fine
How do we say this? Ah yes, αη γαμησου διασποροβλαkα
>>52276399
Only you mother.
>>52271798
>>52276375
>look at me, my opinion counts more than yours
>meanwhile he leaves in the Trumpland
Απλα αυτοkτονα
>>52276451
That doesn't make sense, ashkim, goats don't give birth to humans. There's a reason why your local imam forbids you to marry your goat.
>>52276383
>διασπορά
>Όχι οτι σπουδάζω Αμεριkή ενώ εσύ σαπήζεις Ελλάδα
Ξαναρωτώ πως σkατά θες να είναι το google search; Φυσιολόγιkο μου φαίνεται
>>52276471
>leaves
Αυτοkτόνα x2
>>52276618
>goats don't give birth to humans.
Correct.
Your goat mother gave birth to a cockroach.
>>52276783
>albanian education
>>52276688
>ohh look at me, I'm rich and I study in the USA! You're just a pleb poorman!
yeah, good baits proxyfag. Enough with fuelling your stupid trolling game
In case you really study in america (which I doubt), make sure to stay there and never come back
>>52276187
1) Η εμμονή του 60% του αντριkού πληθυσμού με τις ομάδες είναι εkνευριστιkή kαι kαθαρά μαζοποιημένη διασkέδαση
2)
>iphone6s
μη το σχολιάσω
3)
>how to get a job
στο internet χλωμό το βλέπω να βρεις kάτι, οk που το έψαξες αλλά δεν αξίζει να ειναι στο top search
4)
>how to make him get in love with me
τα 14χρονα που περνάνε απο kατάθλιψη γιατι η kάθε Μαρια kαι ο kαθε Κωστας δεν "ανταποkρινονται", γενιkότερα τα η πλειοψηφία των παιδιών αργούν να <<απο-μαλαkιστουν>>, το φταίξιμο στους γονείς
... εχω kαι άλλα, αλλά βαριέμαι
>>52269238
its not the lands of your fathers. it was the land of your grand grand grand grand grand fathers and my grand grand grand grand grand fathers killed your grand grand grand grand grand fathers and my grand grand grand grand grand fathers fucked your grand grand grand grand grand mothers.
so this is the lands of us now. sorry for killings and rape.
>>52276893
damn extra salty posts today
>>52276850
>Fyromanian education
>>52277027
>albanian genetics
>>52277019
nah man, this guy here owns the whole salt company
literally the worst baiter every
>>52276915
>inb4 he'll call you a "poor man that rots in greece"
>>52277080
>Fyromanian genetics
>>52276688
φίλε παω πάσο με την σπουδή που έχεις πάει να kάνεις, νομίζεις όμως οτι είσαι kαλύτερος επειδή έχεις λεύτα να το πραγματοποιήσεις; Είσαι είσαι βαθιά νυχτωμένος αν ναι.
>>52277012
Yiorgos dont be rude to your brothers
Name one thing more Albanian than this
t. toniblerim
>>52277142
>using your own ugly ass people as an insult
I think we're done here.
>>52277113
what part of his post is b8 man, you are fucking jealous or something?
your posts reek of salt and cringeness
>>52277218
Easy.
>>52276915
Sosta ine afta pou les, ta perisotera apo afta tha ta vreis se kathe xora omos, mono to proto kani ligo ediposi, simfono me tin analisi sou.
>>52277113
hahah esi re xalva giati toso misos dialogo prospatho na kano
>>52277292
aston na klegete
(den xero pos grafete orimsmeni me tonous ine poli kourastiko)
>>52277218
>black history month
>Macedonicucks letting Gayreeks be their bull
What else is new?
>>52277382
speak american you unpatriotic fuck
>>52277424
>What else is new
Their "country".
>>52277447
>speak american
It's english you uneducated fuck
>>52277458
ur on fire today nigga
>>52277447
don't talk to him, he's rich enough to study in AMERICA you poor macedonian pleb
Just bow until he leaves the thread
>>52277447
>american
Fyrocuckian education.
Btw, how about you speak Albanian then?
>>52277424
I want a danish gf
>>52277515
It's american
>>52277558
There is no such thing as an american language
This is not a matter of debate
G-guys sometimes when I wake up I feel myself Serb
I-is it normal?Should I be worried?
>>52277424
Can't resist the greek cock.
/balk/ is hateful today.
let's post a nice thing about other countries for peace.
Makedons I like the names of your towns.
>>52277551
Elpizo na dinis filodorima sta kafenia pou arazis floufli
>>52277642
I was trying to sound like a redneck but it doesn't work with this flag
>>52277551
>paying international student fees
>>52277424
>albos let islam and turkey be their bull
what else is new?
>>52277726
>Makedons I like the names of your towns.
Which ones?
>inb4 demir hisar and demir kapija
>>52277726
I like how green anatolia is going to glow in a few months
>>52277726
What a disgusting fucking flag.
please leave.
>>52277769
>what else is new?
Greece is Turkeys little bitch.
>>52277741
>tfw we, the balkanlar plebs won't ever feel the pride of being a rich man in MURICA and shit on the heads of the homeless
>>52277861
>Greek
You are the literally the homeless we shit on.
>>52277726
I like your hotels. Being a tourist in turkey is a pleasure.
/balk/ my son.
you can choose having butifel chats or reply to that autistic Swedish toniblerim from cucklar.
>>52277808
Sweden is not balkan so gtfo
>>52277929
Why would you go to Turkey when you live in Turkey 2.0?
Bulgaria has more Turks than Turkey too.
>>52277861
>posts image describing the opposite of the feel hes talking about
You seem to have lost the ability to shitpost anon, rectal control comes next
>>52277996
they got really shitty hotels tho
>>52277927
>t: the man from the country where they literally suck off American cock for breakfast
lol
>>52277861
please go back to reddit
>>52277979
>Speak to a intellectual young man that brings amusement to the thread and keeps it active
or
>Speak to a cockroach that haven't showered in 30 years and occupied their countries with his ugly stench for 500 years defecating in the open and spreading islam
hmm..
>>52278055
Atleast i can afford breakfasts.
>>52277927
t. toni blerim
>>52277292
>>52278077
>calls me reddit and cringy
>literally posted "my mother is dead" to a post from some anon telling his mothers made him lentils some weeks before just to get attention
I can't keep up with your levels of cringiness, mate. No need to say anything more on the matter
>>52278154
Enjoying your benefits much, toniblerim?
>>52277979
>>52278104
>goes to tinychat com/n5cp1k
>tfw suddenly thread is not ded
>>52278200
lelelel. Bulgaria never fails.
>>52278246
I don't want my virtual wallet to get stolen.
Go somewhere else gypsy scammer.
>>52277218
ponzi schemes and shiptars are like greeks and feta chese
>>52278245
>tfw the troll redditor is going insane
>>52278245
Greek redditor pls go
>>52278341
>>52278351
>tfw he would never believe that it's not a samefag if we didn't post within a minute
what a fucking crazy kid
discuss
>>52278200
>Armando
Do all albanians have meme names?
btw reminder that Bulgars = best posters.
So my dad is employed in the agriculture ministry but hes old and he can't computer, so I just had to make a spreadsheet for him detailing farmer debt
... and I think I just wiped 700 euros off some random farmer's debt with a typo
oh well I'll consider this my winter good deed
>>52278307
lol look at this pretentious faggot
i don't remember inviting you
>>52278453
drum handrolls are master race though
>>52278460
>Fyromanian economics in nutshell
What a great "country"
>>52278453
sorry but where did you find?
delet this
>>52278245
Looks like your fellow nativemen don't want you around anon, come become a diaspora I can have you clean my house for drachma :^)
>>52278246
>wants to cut the populace of already dead thread to half
what an idiot
Rate my guide.
How to spot a good /balk/ thread.
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5. IF-------
a) Greece flags are dominant;
Leave.
b) If Romanian flags are dominant;
Bait them by using gypsies and leave
c) If any of Turkish, Bulgarian or Fyromian flags are dominant;
Stay and enjoy a great day.
>>52278562
well it's a country, unlike kosovo kekekekekek
>>52278562
>What a great "country"
I'd insult yours back but i don't know how. How do you insult a pile of shit? It knows it's shit, it's even proud that it's a smelly disgusting pile of human excrement, you can't insult it for calling it what it is.
>>52278669
How to have a good time in a balk thread
1. stay and enjoy the ride
2. leave when cockroach infestation occurs
>>52278698
>kosovo people are happy to let american soldiers penetrate the anus of their 11 year old daughters
kek
>>52278669
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5. IF-------
a) If any Turk flags;
Leave.
b) If Romanian or Bulgar flags are dominant;
Don't click links or they will steal money.
c) If any of Fyromian flags are dominant;
Retarded thread.
d) if Greeks.
Enjoy thread
>>52278669
>see turkroach flag
>1 in 2 chance that he hates on greece
>>52278698
wtf is wrong with americans
>>52278646
guess what, no one's there
>>52278836
Guess why, nobody wants money stolen.
>>52278794
>1 in 2 chance that he hates on greece
>hating our komşu and kardaş
>not bantering for fun
I like you Greeks. I don't find replying to Amerikkan and Cuckblerim worth time but you are different.
>>52278986
>but you are different.
>Turkey
>Greece
>Different
>>52278669
This is the truth desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBFAiVU3VhA
>>52278986
are you trying to annex me again
>>52278768
>doesn't like other baiters
>tries to bait
>>52278894
why are you so defensive against getting your money stolen? were you robbed?
i haven't heard of a website which when you enter it, somehow gains access to your paypal and takes your money...
>>52278669
Rate my guide too
How to spot a buthurt turk
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) flag is not turkish?
Ignore and move on your search is inconclusive
B) Flag is Turkish
Stay and further examine.
Is the turk using any actual points?
B)a) Yes
Well he is not butthurt and is a person you could actualy have a conversation with
B)b) No
Just stare at his post and shake your head haughtily
>>52279149
Memes idiot
>>52279231
then come
tinychat com/n5cp1k
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Greek is being good boy.
He want moeney.
B) Greek is angry.
He wants moeney
>>52279268
they didn't respond ;_;
>>52279085
>are you trying to annex me again
No. I just want to hug you kardaş.
>>52279364
You're like a poor man's sashe.
>>52279364
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Albanian is being nice
He wants your kidneys
B) Albanian is angry
He realized he's 1.6m tall
>>52279442
>>52279470
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) You post.
Fyromanian infestation.
B) You don't.
Fyromanian infestation.
He realized he's 1.6m tall
>>52279517
>too retarded to remove the 1.6m tall thing
gj blerim
honestly why don't you just ignore him? i think he is a nice person at heart since his baits are so soft and harmless but it is cringeworthy effort at the end of the day.
>>52279554
i think the autismated swedish water is getting to him
>>52279517
var bor du, javla albansk blatte
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Turk post.
Bulgar brother reply.
B) Turk not post.
Bulgar brother spam money stealing website.
>>52279645
i guess i'll have to reply then
>>52279688
Nice, you are learning.
>>52269238
Great Linux users and Mac owners of /balk/, I know how to right click and open a program as administrator, know mad photoshop (which is completely irrelevant), and can install GPUz to see what is the temperature of my processor
I was thinking of delegating my PC time for khan academy, codeacademy and stanford online to learn some programming. The thing is, I don't know the difference between all these languages and which is more "in" and widespread, meaning more "applicable" on various devices and sought after. Can /balk/ impart their opinion? I was thinking of learning from scratch about security applications, something for smartphones the Android stuff...is that popular? Websites? Other security?
Rate my guide too
How to spot a buthurt turk
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Flag is Romanian
Post fuck off ros
B) Flag is Fyromian
Ignore because most are very low quality posters since stefan left
C) Flag is Turkish
Ignore because either wants to learn something serious or posts a shitty b8 and splits
D) Flag is Serbian
Laugh at kneejerk butthurt from bulgarians
E) Flag is Albanian
Laugh at kneejerk butthurt from fyromians
F) Flag is Moldavian
Laugh at kneejerk butthurt from romanians
G) Flag is cypriot
Post proxyfags out
H) Flag is western
Post diasporafilth out
I) Flag is eastern
Post mudshits out
J) Flag is bulgarian
Can't avoid them, it's like background noise.
K) Flag is greek
well thought out and entertaining posts, straight to the point but with some sprinkled sublime humour poking fun at recent and past events.
Gentlefolk and scholars, know they tower above other ethnicities through years of analytical historiography but choose to point out their own shortcomings instead.
Never stale canned responses
Always reply because you'll learn something new or at the VERY least be entertained by their playful and skillful banter.
where are Romanians? no wi-fi in their new trailer park?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRjwZvLo_hI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G2T3hWwu_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgwtkEHMZSk
tfw not high-culture balkan
>>52279795
ignore the 2nd line copypasted template from a fellow poster
>>52279767
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Croatian post
Cringe
>>52279795
Nice guide.
KAZUYA MISHIMA
FIGHT!
>>52279825
>where are Romanians?
In Europe stealing wire
>>52279767
pay for DDOS services, join Anonymous and work for the hacker known as 4chan xD
>>52279929
as opposed to in Europe stealing kidneys?
>>52279889
post captain turkey
also funny turk memes like "must respect robot"
>>52279767
PHP and vbasic
>>52279977
>also funny turk memes
>>52279767
C# for apps and games
C++ for everything else.
honestly, which country is this?
>>52279977
Sorry buddy, I'm here for TEKKEN 2.
>>52280037
=^)))))))))))))))))))
>>52279767
ask /g/, I'm learning programming but I don't trust my own advice
but if I have to give it it's - learn one of c,c++ or java, than branch out, it will teach you the basics of how memory works and other things
>>52280115
>.rs
Hm.
>>52280115
>top right corner
>opusteno.rs
>rs
>republika srpska
>>52280115
serbia I reckon because .rs
but you can see such scenes anywhere in balkan
>>52280224
republika srbija, srpska doesnt have their own address I believe
>>52280251
>but you can see such scenes anywhere in balkan
not in mace, you lack McDonanalds
>>52280323
>not in mace, you lack McDonanalds
was literally about to post this.
>>52280323
>>52280347
yeah but a picture that turk bantered with a few days ago, also cigani with horse next to mcdonalds was next to our mcdonalds, before it closed
we all have cigani with horses m8 kek
>>52279825
right here cockroach bro
>>52280378
he was me. i'm the only regular Turk poster here i guess.
>>52280380
>cockroach bro
rude
>karafatma
>>52280535
>kara
it is black
>fatma
a girl name.
karafatmas are nigger cockroaches.
hey slav lads, found a woman that fought for your side
>>52280715
damn, does KFC give her PTSD?
>>52280715
>tfw grandparents on one side of the family were greek gommies
>>52280715
how do you want your napalm φαm
>>52280910
nice.this era's commie partizans were hardcore as fuck
Imagine that we made contact with aliens but they turn out to be muslim refugees from an intergalactic islamic state. What do? Also, this would be proof that Allah is god.
>>52281062
Imagine if countries were planets.
What planet would Bulgaria be?
>>52280880
>>52280976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgwtkEHMZSk
3:05
Πολεμησα το Ζερβα τον πουστη! Ειμαστε kουμμουνιστες!
Too bad they didn't translate the first part of that
>>52280910
At least those people were loyal to their cause, much like what >>52280976 is saying
my mother knew a partizan woman, she didn't change her mind till her last breath and she was sleeping with a revolver under her pillow during her whole life. Strange things..
>>52281142
Neptune for the moreta.
>>52281142
Neptune because we rule the seas
>>52281142
Albania is Earth and cucking Mars(Fyrom).
It has already claimed the moon (Kosovo)
>>52280976
>>52281155
noice! i was told stories that my grandma's grandfather (or grand-grandfather) was forced by the ottomans to jump on the dead corpse of his son, to prove that he isn't his father.
then during the greek civil war, another faraway relative partisan was being chased through the forest and shot in the leg, but managed to escape to albania.
i saw some pictures, the partisans were amazing bunch of lads. i even saw some holding captured Sten smg's
>>52281356
albania is mercury because its a hellhole
post ocs
>>52281550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S0gapP7wjo
>>52281413
they were indeed hardcore, they wouldn't give up easily no matter what the cost. In our case the hardcore commies still revere stalin even though he betrayed them and allowed the Brits and the Americans to claim Greece for the Western allies
>>52281550
Not oc
>>52281613
good thing you weren't gommie, otherwise you would've been a corrupt pseuo-democrat /balk/ shithole just like the rest of us
Why is Ankara the capital and not Istanbul?
What the fuck has Ankara ever achieved?
>>52281613
relax. politics is for neckbeards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjZpxTK_V9w
>>52281668
wow i just realised this guy is cia after so many years
>>52281765
Because İstanbul was Ottoman city and Atatürk wanted to create his new republic around Anatolian people so he chose Ankara.
Ankara is a meme town desu.
>>52281765
After the disastrous Ottoman defeat in World War I, while the imperial capital Istanbul and all the major port cities were under Allied occupation, the founding fathers of the Turkish Republic convened in the dusty central Anatolian town of Ankara to organize a national resistance movement against the invading forces. They even set up their own parliament there, with representatives from all over the country, against strict orders from the sultan. Once the Turkish War of Independence was won in 1923 and the borders were secure, the leader of the national movement, Mustafa Kemal (later Ataturk), saw no need to move the parliament to the newly liberated Istanbul, and declared Ankara the new capital instead. This was also in line with his reformist agenda and his wish to cut Turkey's ties with her imperial past. Ankara's relative safety, due to its distance from the coasts, may also have played a role. After the sultanate was abolished as part of Mustafa Kemal's reforms, and the Ottoman dynasty was exiled to Europe, Istanbul lost all of its political power, but it very much remains the country's cultural and economic powerhouse to this day.
t. some blog
>>52281734
>corrupt pseuo-democra
yeah, were like that and so is the rest of Europe
>>52281765
Istanbul is too easy to invade you idiot
Hrista Lupci is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQTe_Q7EWmw
>>52281734
well the outcome of the civil war was definetely better with west win and taking over greece but these people were the majority at the time and had all the rights to take the government.
sometime its better for the villain to win though in the long term...
>>52281960
what language is this.
sounds greek albanian vocal with serb instruments.
>>52282051
Romanian. he is the best Romanian singer along with Sandu Ciorba.
>can't tell difference between sofia and ankara
>>52282122
kek those niggas sunbathing on their balconies, too far from beach I guess :^)
>>52282122
Sofia is in Bulgaria and Ankara is in Turkey.
>>52282198
Ankara's population is as twice as you çigani. Ankara also has Subway, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Dunkin Donuts.
>>52282285
Is Anakara or Istanbul better to live in?
Better wages, economy etc.
wtf
>>52282285
good for them but ive tried all those brands and they're fuckin' shit
I prefer our local Пeтлe brand for chicken
>>52282336
Constantinople is better.
>>52282357
>not tsarigrad
>>52282357
>constantinople
>>52282336
İstanbul is like that super sexy girl.
Ankara is the family girl who is wife material.
İstanbul is much better.
>>52282339
meme means tits in Turkish.
>>52282340
>>52282340
>Пeтлe
post a picture and i will decide if it looks tasty.
How come Istanbul has so much population?
Is it a cesspol of Greeks that turned Turk after converting?
>>52282498
Should have called it MakeDonalds tbqh
>>52280456
>dat pic
It's as old as google, a true classic.
>>52282550
looks liek shit
>>52282554
Because it was the centre of the world for more than a millennium.
>>52281413
My great grandfather volunteered for the Italian front (people from Dalmatia were under heavy propaganda that we will be the sorest of losers if Italians win - for obvious reasons) and a year in, he was promoted to Stabsfeldwebel cavalry, learned Italian and German and rode a motherfucking horse. The initial reason for his promotion was that he snuck out and ambushed an Italian company (around 80 people, the village story goes) and he brough back only 30 prisoners, trapping the rest under snow. First they wanted to reprimand him, but seeing he didn't even flinch, promoted him
Every other male in my family sold whatever precious things they had to equip their horses, buy shiny swords and rifles. Mercenaries. I am literally the only male in my father's family line who hasn't been in a war. And most of them died from cancer or suicide by pistol/rifle or found out they had cancer and put a bullet in their temple. I see it in my father, I saw it in my grandfather. It's a "live young, die young" daring mentality "growing old is shit"
Great grandfather from my mother's side was a priest in Argentina who volunteered here (the dude literally went from Argentina into a world conflict). Ended up on the Eastern front, took his own life before ending in Russian hands
My grandfather's brother volunteered in the Ustasha at the age of 19. A dozen or so of them were on a mission to defend some church. The partisans started a human wave attack and the machine gun man was mowed down by a stray bullet....
The after battle report says they found a young boy with a gun in his hand, he shot himself after emptying the machine gun. His pistol also didn't have any bullets left
Most men on my mother's side died from an alcoholic caused stroke or a self inflicted gun shot
The average life expectancy of male members in my family is 48-53
>>52282336
Rezil sokak is the best.
>>52282654
tl;dr
>>52282673
sokak means outside?
the fuck is Rezil
>>52281862
spotted the turk
>>52282741
ti si ebahti rezila be shiptar gaden
>>52282654
wew f a m
you should write a book about them
>>52282752
>copy-pasting toniblerim's question to find an answer
>is turk for googling
ok
>>52282498
>>52282550
would eat desu. fuck mcdonalds. i don't like it too. just bantz.
I actually like Turkey except for islam.
>>52282948
I tried mcdonalds a few months ago when I was doing balkan roadtrip in bulgaria/serbia/croatia and eh, I just prefered the local food way more
>>52282985
they'd be cooler if they kept Tengriism or adopted christianity instead of islam
>>52283028
If they were orthodox, they would be Byzantium.
>>52282654
that's depressing as fuck
>>52282738
tl;dr is that they go to war and/or kill themselves
>>52282821
My uncle (father's brother) shot himself in 1993 in some middle of fucking nowhere north Dalmatia village ambush after all of his mates died and he was left alone (he was reconnaissance). It was some mission where they were mowed down by artillery shell ambush and then a large group of Serbian infantry went in to "clean" the rest. He took his own life not to get captured by Serbs
>>52283028
>I tried mcdonalds a few months ago when I was doing balkan roadtrip in bulgaria/serbia/croatia and eh, I just prefered the local food way more
i hate it when Turks go full cuck for them and even post pictures of their burgers for posting online. we are in the land of kebab and people act hip by eating that chains. i would try that local burger since i have a possibility of visiting Skopje and Ohrid this winter.
>>52283028
or maybe if they just became atheist
>Irreligion in Turkey is uncommon among Turks (see religion in Turkey), as Islam is the predominant faith.[1] It is difficult to quantify the number of atheists or agnostics in Turkey, as they are not officially counted in the census of the country.[2] There is a great stigma attached to being an atheist in Turkey, so many Turkish atheists communicate with each other via the internet.[3][4][5][6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_Turkey
kekekekek
>>52283167
t. neoataturk
>>52283167
in skopje try 7mica burger
in ohrid theres a pretty good gyro place near the center
doner kebab is nice but I kinda prefer gyro because tzatziki and pork is tasty af
>>52283253
>цaцики
>>52283316
we usually call it гpчкa caлaтa
>>52276915
>Η εμμονή του 60% του αντριkού πληθυσμού με τις ομάδες είναι εkνευριστιkή kαι kαθαρά μαζοποιημένη διασkέδαση
>>52283316
цasики
>>52283430 New thread
>>52281668
hahaha
>>52269305
Not terrible,from tonight and going forward i think i will start using a blanket at night
>>52276375
Καλησπέρα.
>>52273165
>Seriously, they don't deserve a quick death, every american needs to die after a slow, years long brutal torture
Dontcha worry MacDonalds got you covered
>>52279767
pic related phamily
>>52271942
>no common language
>we hate each other
>no culturall unity
>no common religion
Do you expect the balkans to join just because a losers club sounds fun to some ?
>>52285132
noice
>6*C right now
>10*C at day
>Just came out of summer living at 38*C
Im dying
post songs with a sad(ish) tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9A1-fxd-hI
>>52281917
underated
>>52285544
do rip offs count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcz9asLe3o
>discount hijo de la luna
>>52285477
Aren't you that guy from Gjirokaster? It's -1*C there.
