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WW2 Risk (Gone Wrong) (Gone Wild) (GONE SEXUAL) Funny Pranks 2015
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WW2 Risk
Pick a side
Join the War
Fuck shit up
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>>52273922
Bump
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Shitaly please.

and bump
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>>52274239
Try to get more people involved, if we only get about 3 or 4 I'm joining as Greece.
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>>52273922
Great Britain please m80
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I want to play as australia
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>>52274519
2bad m80 only the cunts you see...
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;_;
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>>52274559
You joining?
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>>52273922
Turkey
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Please people 1 or 2 more and we've got ourselves an awesome game!
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What are the white parts in Hungary, the Baltics and the middle east supposed to be? Just free clay?
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Aw, too bad I can't join.. Dinner soon.
Maybe I'll host later tonight, if Manisk doesn't do it first.
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>>52274675
Yes
>>52274681
Hey Neder it's me Greekbro
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>>52274675
Wanna have an alliance bruh?
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>>52274770
Neutral countries can join either side, but all Axis/Allies members need to agree for that to happen, since there's only one axis guy, It's up to him.
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>>52274770
Sure, sounds nice, but I want Greece and the West Balkans, if that's alright?
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>>52274847
Hmm
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>>52274847
That's a pretty nice rule.
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Just 3 people participating, we can't have a nice game, please people, advertise...
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>>52274872
You see the one greek territory just east of me?
I'll take it and you can have the rest.
Alright?
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>>52274977
Sure. I'm just after
>muh nostrum
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I'm not starting yet, we need more people...
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>>52275049
Alright. I pretty much just want to become the Ottoman Empire
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>>52275101
>Wants to become Ottoman Empire
>OP is Greek
rude...
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>>52275131
I could be Byzantium, but then I'd have to break my alliance with Italy.
And I'm not doing that
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>>52275267
lol it okey, it's just a prank bro
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Alright, seems not many shall join, anyways...
ROLL THE ROLLS!
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>>52275359
Kill the Irish fuckers.
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>>52275414
swet pali bro
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>>52275414
Send the spills from that pali into German lands

>>52275455
Sweet dubs bro
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>>52273922
Take Yougoslavie !!
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>>52275359
You should try advertising this thread on other boards like b or tg.

Take that one Greek province east of my lands. Then expand north-west.
Do not expand further west than Italy's territory in the balkans.

Always defend if attacked
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>>52275481
I can ?
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>>52275581
Yes, you should roll too...
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Waiting on Italy and Yugo
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>>52275581
Use a tripcode.
It will be easier to see who is who that way
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>>52275656
>>52275515
>>52275466
>>52275455
>>52275414
>>52275303
>>52275131
>>52275101
>>52274977
>>52274877
>>52274545
>>52274454
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A GET THREAD!
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>>52275601
Sorry i'm a risk newfag how can i roll how have an username with the strange things next to it and how roll is it you op who do it ?
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>>52275724
Go to (Name and type Frenchfag##123)
and your post number is your roll, look at pic to see the Ts you get.
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>>52275775
That's a fucken nice pali m80.
This really is a get thread
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>>52275775
Roll
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>>52275816
I'm going Greece, since we don't have many fags around...
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>>52275724
Type whatever name you want into the "name" box while posting.
Follow the name up with # and then write something to use as a password.

Example

France#Ilikebaguettes

You have to have the # in between.

You roll by stating what you want to do.
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>>52275838
You get 25 Territories, where do you want to spill?
Also roll, spi
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>>52275851
You're playing as Greece?
Fuck me
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>>52275890
Okay i attack albania
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>>52275890
*spill Turkey
890 counts as straight
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>>52275922
As I said, defend if attacked
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>>52275921
spill 21
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>>52275862
>>52275775
Thanks m8
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MUP is coming in a bit...
I just need Ratko Mladich to tell me where to spill Yugo...
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>>52275966
I can spill other country thats good okay i try to expand to the east italy
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>>52276026
Oooh okay we start with no country okay if it is let's start un serbia !
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Looks like Italy is ded...
MUP coming soon
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>>52276178
Nooo!
My ally!
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Turkey you defended, but since straight is 30 and pali is 25 I get 5 T
Roll for me Yugobro!
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>>52276211
>>52276066
Truly a get thread
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>>52276250
Roll attack Turkey
Yugo, when you roll for your ally, he gains that territory, if you help me destroy Turkey, I'll help you by rolling for you!
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>>52276250
Destroy Greece.
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>>52276250
Spill to Italia ! Let's take Rome !!
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>>52276250
Claiming Bulgaria
Roll for removing Yugos :^))))))
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>>52276302
Fuck me.
Can I change my cunt to France?
I started as Turkey only because of Italy
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>>52276250
Take German land and head into Norway.
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>>52276329
Sorry don't do this !!!! Let's help Greece again Kebab !!!
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>>52276358
Lad I'm here for u :^)
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>>52276329
Spills go to defense Yugobro? Or goes to me?
>>52276358
Please, we need one more Axis, take Sbane...
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>>52276454
No no go for you !
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>>52276454
I have one ally now, so it's okay

>>52276413
Thanks bro
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>>52276473
Thank
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I suggest you counter Yugo, I'll help you by rolling for you against Bulgar, half to Bulgaria, half to Turkey.
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>>52276656
More towards Norway please
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>>52276656
Fuq dis, redirect full to Bulgaria, if left attack Turkey
Also, with your rolls, please reply to MUP
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>>52276656
Remove Mainland Greeks
TRI MORETA
R
I

M
O
R
E
T
A
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>>52276656
Okay NP ! Let's spill to Bulgaria now !!
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>>52276656
Attack Greece
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>>52276656
what idiot made this map
the irish sea is between wales and ireland, not west of it
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>>52276724
Bulgaria eradicated
You should switch cunt...
>>52276816
Not me
>>52276753
5+8=13 pali is 25, 25-13= 12 so I get 12 T against you and Bulgaria.
You should switch cunts...
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>>52276967
Oh and Yugo got 8 Ts against Bulgaria, so yeah...
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>>52276967
Okay Guy i roll for next turn now for you do what you want with it i go eat.
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Roll against Turkey
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>>52276967
>>52277020
>Eradicating my 25t with a combined 20t
what is this bullshit
Anyway, claiming Germany
Roll to reclaim the west from Britain
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>>52277136
Eradicate Greek.
Reclaim clay
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>>52277106
>>52277136
Defend against this fine fellow
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>>52277136
25t when?
724 Not 25t...
You had 4 = 8 and Turkey 3 = 5
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>>52277136
>>52277106
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>>52277106
2t's!
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>>52277205
Lad
i will give you Scandinavia and Africa if i can take Central Europe
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You rolled a 10t buddy, I get 8 + 5 from Yugo's roll
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>>52277340
I forgot Yugo's roll...
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btw Germoney vs Brit, no change in T since you both rolled 8 Ts, so Ts went to Brit defence
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>>52277326
Pfft Conspiring with the enemy.

I'll take your Deal!
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So, changes next roll guys...
>>52277507
>>52277326
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>>52277608
TAKE BACK HOMELAND!
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>>52277608
Roll against Turkeystan
If you want to change cunt Turkey, I'd suggest spain or Finland, and get some USSR clay...
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>>52277638
FUCK!
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>>52277608
Fuck up the Swedish
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>>52277638
>>52277647
Sorry buddy but it seems it's a stalemate for now...
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If Yugo remains absent, I roll for him...
Roll for def if not spill to Italy
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can I join lads?
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>>52277608
Take back muh coast
Spills invade France
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>>52277761
Yes, as there are many Axis/Allies cunts left...
>>52277767
Nice 3pali
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>>52277761
Sure
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>>52277821
can I take nazi germany?
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Does brit defend for 5 Ts? Or does he keep Swedeclay?
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>>52277856
Nope...
Also I wouldn't suggest Italy since it's being assfucked right now, take Sbane...
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>>52277507
>>52277866
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>>52277608
Is anyone playing as the Soviet Union?
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>>52277919
Only 1 spill in Frenchistan
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>>52277962
No, you can claim it
gtg take a piss brb
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>>52278018
Ok, I claim it, thanks.
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>>52278018
Okay i'm back roll with you against turkey now
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>>52278041
Hey Ivan, how about partitioning Yugoland?
You will also get Romania if you help me))
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>>52278067
K den, Turkey has 8t left...
>>52278041
Please put a tripcode and name, and roll.
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>>52278141
Sorry, buddy USSR is allied, they can't help Axis...
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>>52278141
Fug you nazis scum
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>>52278141
I will annex the Baltics and Finland before making those sorts of deals.

>>52278148
I roll for the Baltics and Finland. My trip Commisar Anya !!aCSlQOF8ECk.
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Game ends when Axis is destroyed or when Allies are destroyed, when you're allied you can't betray, same goes for Axis, only if you're neutral you can choose.
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>>52278148
Then we finish to rekt bulgaria or start to fuck germnia ?
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>>52278265
Bulgaria rekt, Turkey is Axis left with 8t, let's finish Turkey then go for Germany...
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Alright guys, any last minute decisions? Uploading MUP in a bit...
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Germany pls help ;(
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>>52278397
He can't do anything to help you, plus he's already rolled, to roll for an ally, you need to be bordering said ally.
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>>52278371
Cede my 20 most east territories to Turkey pls
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>>52278459
That's actually an illegal move, but Turkey is being fucked so, I guess I'll do that...
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>>52278459
You truly are best ally!
;)
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>>52278254
>Italy can't switch sides
What's the fucking point
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>>52278521
Alright then, if there's nothing else, I'll upload MUP
>>52278527
Italy switched sides after being occupied by Allies...
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>>52278507
Just call him Poland
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>>52278583
kek, okay... I'll do it in a very MSPaint way...
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>>52278583
I'm actually Polish
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>>52278645
Nice
Why are you in Sweden then?
I hope not for the welfare..
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MUPITY MUP MUP!
Rolling against anything left of Turkey
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>>52278762
Yugo roll for me buddy to exterminate Turkeystan
Serbians are true allies to Greeks!
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>>52278735
Parents moved here for work

>>52278762
RECLAIM RIGHTFUL CLAY IN TURKEY
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>>52278762
Fill Hungary
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>>52278811
Yesh double dubs, yey, I can't roll in MUP btw, that'd be cheating... Sorry if I did so beforehand, use roll against Turkey
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>>52278762
Take the rest of the Baltics, if there is spill then use it on Finland.
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>>52278762
Moar Sweden!
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>>52278811
FUCK! FUCK!
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>>52278868
2 spills, where?
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>>52278869
69 wasted fuq....
>>52278898
pls gib rightful Cypriot clay...
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>>52279048
Switzerland
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>>52278869
Okay i roll again for you !
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>>52279150
Fuck rolling for me, I don't need help Yugobro!
Roll for yourself!
btw where are you from?
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>>52279150
Yugo has no special attack so they get a nuke.
And 15Ts from 0
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>>52279197
Ah okay sorry i did'n't read your précédent post. Okay let's roll to the north let's attack Germany or Tukey if he give his east territory to Turkey.
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>>52279297
Can't attack Turkey (Now Poland) attacking Germany, you also have a nuke, and you can roll to use it.
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>Gets nuke
>And 15t
>AND can use the nuke now
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>>52279375
You have a special ability bro that gives you 35t with beelining, Yugo doesn't.
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>>52279375
And drop it on Berlin !
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>>52279375
Also, nuke can't be used now, only seperately on a round without rolling for Ts...
Next round Yugo, you'll have to roll for nuke coverage...
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>>52278898
pls gib cybrus...
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>>52279486
Okay i wait this turn for dropping my nuke on Berlin next turn.
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>>52279526
Oh. Sure. I'm feelin Kind
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>>52279562
You see that area seperating romania to me? Please give so that I can take Romania.
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>>52279486
And i'm from Lorraine ! East France
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>>52279623
>Lorraine
>France
Did you learn German in school?
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>>52279593
Very thank Britaine.
Sorry for what happened in France, but muslims will be muslims... Also another terrorist attack might happen tomorrow on the 18th at David Guetta's concert...
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>>52279623
Will you give that small piece of land that is the most eastern?
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>>52279666
Yes in fact i didn't give a fuck about it. I had shitty marks. Also I lived Luxembourg so i always learned germain.
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>>52279735
Alright not taking it, MUP COMING UP!
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bretty good so far
Yugo rolling for nuke this round
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>>52279670
Shit. Source?
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>>52279869
69 get! Nuke and 15ts come my way!
This is a very GET thread...
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>>52279869
Finish off Sweden
Spills take Italian soil.
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>>52279898
I saw it on /x/ yesterday with sources and all, I'll link thread if I find it.
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>>52279869
Nuclearoll and drop on Berlin
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>>52279804
Can you at least form basic sentences?

>>52279869
Remove Yugo
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>>52279869
Зa Poдинy! Зa Cтaлинa! Invade Poland!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXBR-6ndt-U
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>>52280012
>>52279898
https://archive.is/ogttE
Here it was on 8ch
You get 5t nuke
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>>52278869
>>52279869
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>>52280143
Ah sorry, I can't get nuke, 2bad, k den I roll for Yugo's protection, sorry again, got a headache...
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>>52280081
Ich drop ein Wehrkraft bombe on Berlin.
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>>52280118
Thanks
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>>52280189
Spill for Yugo to Germoney
w8 012 is straight is it not? since keyboard goes 1234567890 and then back to 1234...
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>>52280288
This makes a huge difference guys, please answer the question, it can mean 5Ts of fallout or 30Ts of fallout in Berlin...
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>>52280288
Yes, it's a Straight
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>>52280405
>>52280288
It isnt
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>>52280288
Also 001 it's a straight
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>>52280405
Very thank, Nazi Germoney gets nuked for 30Ts
>>52280432
Oh please, of course you'd disagree with him.
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>>52280498
Lol 0-0 let's nuke the devil.
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Guys, Germany is very fucked, that's why Spain joins Axis and gets 8ts every turn
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>>52280658
Oy Yugo, gib that small eastern clay you have there, so that I can attack Romania...
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>>52280711
Can I join?
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>>52280711
>imblyign
Remove Yugo
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>>52280711
Sweden
Spills in African Italy.
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>>52280751
Yes, you can join as Finland, Italy, Romania, France, Sweden, Switzerland, Spain and Portugal.
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Yugo, American we're all waiting for you
pls respond
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pls people don't let this thread die...
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>>52280908
Thats a 5 digit pali
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>>52280830
Spain
Invade France
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>>52281014
Holy fucking shit, this is so rare that there is no mention of it on the rules. Since I wasn't rolling, but was REALLY fucking rare, I'll use that roll to take 60 neutral in endmup, rolling against Romania.
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>>52281080
Nice pali bro
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>>52281080
Where? Mainland France or north Africa?
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>>52281152
Mainland
Can you actually take Portugal first?
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Yugo's not rolling
I'll roll for him now, if next round he doesn't appear
I'll make him 8t attack always...
Keep attacking Germany
cede farmost eastern part to Greece
Greece ceeds skopje to Yugo
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>>52280711
Invade Poland.
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>>52281325
Poland ded
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>>52280748
Yes of course i'm back !! Take it !
And i roll for spill to germania.
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>>52281372
Rest goes on Germany if there is any.
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>>52281391
>>52280761
Ceasefire, no cunt gets extra T.
>>52281407
None left.
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>>52281451
It seems like Germany and I are the only Allies
vs. Yugo, Britian, Russia, Greece
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>>52281546
Make a beeline straight to mainland England
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>>52281512
If you want, I can make Finland stronk ally and keep attacking for 10T each round.
>>52281571
Only Nazis with special attack and ceeding territory can beeline, not normal attacks.
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>>52281546
Okay i roll now to spill germania.
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>>52281546
Make a beeline straight for Spanish land.
Kill them with Tea and Crumpets.
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>>52281546
Invade Romania and Germany. Зa poдинy, зa cтaлинa!!!
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>>52281603
Sure we'll go with Finland
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>>52281603
10T per round would be annoying since I would basically only lose land every round.
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>>52281603
Or you know what, Nazi can take over Finland too and roll as Finns..
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>>52281546
Remove Brits

>>52281571
NIGGER WHY
I HAD A DEAL WITH THEM
WHY DOES SPAIN FUCK EVERYTHING UP
REEEEEE
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YOU CAN'T BEELINE NORMALLY REDIRECT YOUR ROLLS PEOPLE!
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>>52281829
Defend against attacks
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>>52281829
>>52281724
Can I change it to Yugo since I messed up on the beeline aspect?
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>>52281914
Yes you can 5ts against Yugo, England defends against Germany, 2 spills for England
Roll against Romania, spills against Germany.
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>>52282081
Send those 2 into Finland
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Who is taking over Finland?! If so, roll for it!
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>>52282242
I will, roll into Russia
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Alright MUP coming soon! 2 or 3 more MUPs til ENDMUP!
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>>52282271
Пpoмyдoблядcкaя пиздoпpoeбинa
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>>52281637
ёбaный cyкa блядь
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>>52282409
Invade Finland.
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>>52282409
Forgot to count my roll against Romania guys!
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>>52282409
Invade Russia

Spain invade Yugo
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>>52282409
Remove Soviet
>CCCP
>Boйнa
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>>52282409
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>>52282533
20T attack against Russia
Roll for Russia
>>52282509
Dude roll seperately, I will only count Finnish roll
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>>52282409
Fuck up Italians
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>>52282409
Can i spill to Spain if not spill to germania use this roll !
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>>52282595
Invade Yugo
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>>52282612
Yes you can spill into Spain, but for what it seems
>>52282631
Ceasefire between Yugo and Spain
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>>52282595
USSR from my roll has a 5T advantage, fully protect Russia from rolls, but use that 5T against Germany.
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>>52282676
Okay let's fight !! Use my first roll !
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>>52282803
Keep the ceasefire Yugo, it suits you, Russia can handle itself...
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Waiting for USSR's roll and turn
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>>52282883
USSR missing, rolling for Soviets
half attack Finns, half attack Germans
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>>52282998
Soviets gets 5t against germany and 5t against Finland.
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>>52282828
Okay i shoudn't do anything ?
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>>52283076
You defended from spain, noone gets any Ts...
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Alright then MUP coming up!
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>>52282883
>>52282998
Sorry, I was arguing with someone.
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>>52283225
Shit, sorry I didn't see your roll
>>52282479
You get 10Ts from Finland, I protected you from all attacks
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>>52283352
More Italian please!
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>>52283352
Attack Finland
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>>52283352
Remove Yugo
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>>52283352
Attack Russia
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>>52283352
Broke the ceasefire !!! I attack spain i roll and go !
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>>52283444
>2 nukes
GIB
I
B
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>>52283352
Spain attack Yugo

Give nukes to Germany
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>>52283400
nice dubs 30T
13 spill
>>52283491
It doesn't say trips/quads/quints it says 000/0000/00000
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>>52283553
Spill goes to Germany and neutrals.
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>>52283518
Spain gets 5t against Yugoslavia, Finland ded.
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