>>52269238 Old
Praise Tengri тbh
this game
TRI JAJCA
What would a balkan space program look like?
>>52283430
Keep your turan turan. It's fucking rubbish to begin with.
never betray friends
this is the most sinful thing in Tengriism
>>52283627
Destroying any form of life, otherwise, subduing any form of life
Finding cristallized moreta
Give places an ancient Greek or Roman name and then argue who has what and who things belong to since when
Make alien specie taxonomy divided on "humans" and "zergs" (Zergs: Albanians and other life forms)
>>52283627
the first thing a balkan country will do when they leave the earth, is nuke the other balkan countires
>>52283627
I don't know but the space station will have a distillery to brew rakia, and rugs hanging on the walls.
>>52283627
jenocide of aliens
Also reminder that we was kosmonauts n shit.
>>52283974
guy on left is a literal ayylium.
>>52283974
Ivanov is truly a Thracian cosmonaut. You don't see Slavic fuckboys looking as sharp as that
>>52283862
>distillery to brew rakia, and rugs hanging on the walls.
home sweet home
guys I think I have greek genes
my face looks just like those ancient hellene busts
>>52283974
>communism was evul guise!
>*proceeds to only post stuff from the dissolution time period*
>>52284138
gommies were just good at pretending not to be shit
>>52284133
>greek genes
Still better than jewish.
>big nose
>love for money
>ancestor was rich merchant from Tsarigrad
Good thing i have blue eyes and blondish brown hair.
>>52284294
Not really. Here they literally tried to mask famine as just being "a government program to keep us from getting fat."
>>52284138
On the whole it was bad yes, even if there were some good aspects to it, like having a computer industry, an actual army etc.
All things considered (second Balkan War, WWI, gommunist murders and terrorism etc.) we were still doing just fine before it as a monarchy.
>>52284338
yeah I have blue eyes but a big ass nose
Do we have any gypsies around here? What does "mange" mean?
>>52284346
>replying seriosly to gay-fucking-reegs.
dun goof'd
>>52284372
Mangal means gypsy.
>>52284468
yes that's me
:DDD
>>52284372
>gypsies
>internet
In all seriousness though, are the memes about gypsies true? Do they really ALL have 20 children and just live off of stealing and begging while REFUSING to work?
Are there at least -some- gypsies who actually live like normal Western people?
>>52284468
you look 10
post whole face
>>52284372
Mandja or mangal?
>>52284372
>>52284372
Mange = me
>>52284468
Are you literally me?
>same hair color
>same eyes
>some hair between the eyebrows too
>>52284536
>post whole face
>on /balk/ where the stasi guy is collecting all our info
yeah, no lad
>>52284468
>yellow skin around eyes
How's your liver and kidneys going, mate?
>>52284585
post your lips.
>>52284515
I don't really know. I saw a female of their kind with her offspring a couple of days ago shouting at her kids who kept running around. I couldn't really make any sense of the black speech so I just resigned to looking at them...
tfw i'm so ashamed of my specieism...
>>52284636
I thought jaundice was exclusively a sign of liver failure?
>>52284552
It's neither. I'm listening to this song and when it's not in Bulgarian it's in romany, it says something that sounds like "кeл мaнгe"
>>52284553
thanks
TURANIC EMPIRE WITH ISTANBUL THE CAPITAL WHEN ?
>>52284725
wtf, looks like a cartoon.
>>52283430
This is actually true.
>>52284735
>>52284552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHKG86K1ps
this song sorry, I forgot
>>52284763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXyhM3cpr4M
Merhaba arkadaşım!
>>52284468
r8
>>52284372
There's literally only one gypsy on /int/ and he's american. He keeps talking about how proud he is of his people tricking gadji so much.
>>52284725
Nah.
My nose is bigger and my hair is more brown and longer.
>>52284725
>a fucking toilet bowl chain
2005 called it wants that лaнeц back
>>52284839
he looks cute here.
atleast he has a clothing sense.
>>52284583
>implying
there are almost no blue eyes in Bulgaria. We are brownish nation.
>>52284878
That's not a he, that's the waifu, you should know that, ros.
>>52284708
I know, hep and various other liver related things, but kidneys seem to be next on the line
>>52284878
Tfw this thread is home, no one implied we're the gypsies.
>>52284928
I thought the waifu was mexican.
>>52284820
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXyhM3cpr4M
holy shit it is disgusting, disliked 2bh
>>52284820
Salut prietene
DON'T LISTEN THOSE SHITTY MUSIC
LISTEN THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FygG84bg8
>>52284908
Maybe in eastern Bulgaria, plenty of blue eyed people in the west.
>>52284957
The only one I know of is a one quarter (or half) one who lives in Szekelyland and identifies with being hungarian.
why are bulgars white? wtf
>>52284637
>>52284957
I think he was Moldovan.
>>52285057
Thats the gayest lips i have seen.
Also, why are you fat?
>>52284908
im not so sure about that, I know dozens of blue eyed people personally even, and were supposed to be even darker than Bulgaria
ofc most have brown, but blue eyes aren't that rare.
>>52285057
I'd kiss you desu senpai
>>52285057
Can I put my dick on them? No homo.
>>52284997
>eastern Bulgaria
I'm from Burgas lad
>inb4 batka
>>52285057
>faggot lips
i will let you suck my tatar cock, dirty serboman whore. :)
>>52285113
I'm a bit fat but I'm 187cm tall so it kinda evens out, tall people can be chubby and it wont be as noticeable
>>52285140
kek thanks i guess
>>52284984
>>52284982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoNpixuioVE
this one is great as well! Düştüm ben yollara... yollara :DDDd
>>52284984
it's not sung in turkish so that disqualifies it
>>52285166
Yea, people in eastern Bulgaria are all dark like Turks.
Stay hydrated, sleep during the night (8 hours maximum, recommended six and a half up to seven) and don't drink carbonated stuff. Oh, and I know you love salty stuff, but cut it back
Save the liver, please
>>52284908
I'd say about 25-30% of people have bright eyes
>>52284863
>tfw nobody wants to r8 me
;_;
>>52285232
Replying to: >>52285057
>>52285202
>people in eastern Bulgaria are all dark like Turks
I see dozens of people with blue eyes here in Burgas.Count me too.
>>52284839
At least our slavic brothers look like human beans unlike you, Bulgary cigany.
>>52285262
Turkish rape baby/10
>>52285232
Interesting diagnosis friend, because you're right, I'm that guy who drinks an average 3l of soda a day and I eat a shitload of salty food
thanks Croat doctor, I'll try to cut down
>>52285263
Much obliged
>>52285305
>At least our slavic brothers look like human beans unlike you, Bulgary cigany.
???
He is Bulgarian, delusional cyкa.
>>52285305
Ne si losh s bratyata mi!
>>52285305
He is bulgary cigany.
>>52285305
Da ti sera na jivota skapanqko
>>52285369
If you can follow bulgarian well enough look at this
http://academy.telerik.com/
You won't be needing GNU/Linux for it, they work with Visual Studio.
>>52283430
Doesn't Turanic refer to Iranian lands? And Sarmatians are Iranic, not Turkic.
how to drop weight fast
>>52285305
>rassiiski mongol btfo
How can some buttblasted rassans can be sooo retarded?
kek.
>>52285555
Nice digits
>>52285589
Eat healthy and exercise, there are no shortcuts you can't cheat physics
>>52285360
Good way to DYI diagnosis on liver stuff is your mouth, your teeth (excessive gum bleeding, fast deterioration in looks - yellow, tough chewing...) and your tongue (too soft tongue), but go to a doctor.
Your eyes look like you survive through the day instead of living
>>52285589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFyoe1GlONY
>6*C right now
>10*C at day
>Just came out of summer living at 38*C
Im dying famms
>>52285658
>gum bleeding
uh, I haven't experienced that
I am a bit yellow I guess, tongue soft? not really
I know I must cut down on the soda tho, im trying
>>52285658
I drink a lot of soda and eat a lot of junk food.
Somehow my liver is perfectly healthy, I had my enzymes examined this year.
Guess I should start drinking alcohol.
>>52285743
Can't give up the carbonated jew bro ;_;
I don't drink I don't smoke, but I go trough a 2l coke every day
>>52285589
Run in the morning, run in the evening before going to sleep. Myfitnesspal helps in between
>>52285571
Turan refers to Steppe lands of today's 'stans From Caspian to Issyk Kul
>>52285480
Thanks for that too. Bookmarked
>>52285360
>3l of soda a day
What the fuck?
>>52285848
Your liver is healthy because you are young.
>>52285589
Gym.
Do you have friends that would join you?
Its 100 times more fun to gym when you have company, then you won't cheat because you want to look big infront of your friend and vice versa.
Bros are meant to gym together.
>>52285589
Stop eating non-fruit sugar, white bread and the sort. Excercise - do whatever you want, as long as you sweat and do it for at least an hour at least 5 times a week. I went from 90kg to 73kg in maybe 4-5 months just with that, I also did nofap for 90 days straight during the time, had been eating almost no sweets for a month until I stopped. desu I felt great overall, the progress I've made since then is only half of that in twice the time.
Don't give up.
>>52285848
>Can't give up the carbonated jew bro ;_;
>I don't drink I don't smoke, but I go trough a 2l coke every day
you're literally me fa.m, kek
>>52285887
yeah :/
its so addicting, I dont feel my thirst quenches until I drink some soda
HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE DRINK 2-3L COKE A DAY.
you guys are disgusting, fucking fatasses.
I literally drink that on a month.
>>52285848
>but I go trough a 2l coke every day
I used to do the same until I realized how toxic it is. Then I replaced it with beer.
Shit has so much sugar that you are literally poisoning yourself.
>>52285915
> I also did nofap for 90 days
That has no relation to your losing weight tho
>>52285655
>>52285864
>>52285905
>>52285915
good advice, thanks bros
>>52285848
>I drink a lot of soda and eat a lot of junk food.
Somehow my liver is perfectly healthy, I had my enzymes examined this year.
Guess I should start drinking alcohol.
Balkan medicine - the attitude. If it isn't broke, it's not worth fixing. My father smoked two packs of marlboro a day 20 years ago, now he "cut it down" by buying rolling tobacco in kilograms. He also used to smoke smuggled Ronhill, three packs a day. He's 53 and says "I got my lungs checked. I'm apparently 24, like my doctor says!". Something is going to give up...if it isn't the liver, then something else
>>52285963
do you not see how ironic this post is.
Bulgary suka cigany and that was russian rape baby.
>>52285963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZp29Qeu8_U
>>52286030
All beer does is get you fat. It's basically foodstuff and it's treated as foodstuff in here, just like wine. But then again, anything under 15% alcohol is not considered an alcoholic drink.
>>52285848
I feel you bulgar senpai
I just hit 100kg
I dont exercise a diet or anything but I rarely move off my ass
desu I just gotta eat less, but dieting take so much fun out of life its unbearable
>>52285915
>Stop eating non-fruit sugar, white bread and the sort
There's nothing wrong with sugar. Fruits have all kinds of sugars, mostly fructose, which gets converted into glucose anyway. And you need glucose to live. "No carbs" diets aren't healthy. What matters is just eating less.
>>52286079
im the sodayguy, not that guy, but I guess I need to lose weight too, I'm 187cm tall, around 92kg in weight
>>52285915
>I also did nofap for 90 days straight during the time
In what way did that help you?
>>52286084
It kills your liver idiot.
Fat cells are only created during early childhood so those of you who were fat babies are gonna stay fat pretty much for life unless you follow strict diets and shit and those of us who were blessed to be skinny babies can eat all the shit and barely gain any fat. Feels good.
>>52285903
Depends on what you mean by young. I'm too old to die young family.
>>52285921
I drank Pepsi today... 2.25l is gone in a few hours.
>>52285963
It's not like I don't know how bad it is, but addiction isn't based on rational decisions.
It costs money too, soda isn't free.
>>52286094
I've gained 10kg since summer family, 93kg atm ;_;
It's not a problem when I exercise, but if I stop I start gaining weight because of the excess calories
>>52286094
HAHA.
how the fuck can you be fat in Albania?
>>52286221
<60 years
>>52286154
That's pretty manageable, probably around 25 BMI
Just do it
>>52286221
>Pepsi
Jesus Christ. If you're killing yourself, at least do it with Coke.
>>52286214
One beer a day is healthy, though, and doesn't harm the liver.
>>52286251
I can actually get a job and feed myself, I dont have to feed the immigrants too
;^)
>>52285589
Cut a leg off.
I know someone who'll do it for cheap.
>>52286214
the liver is a masochist. the more you abuse it, the more proficient it becomes
>>52286214
I've been drinking beer non-stop for 10 years now and my recent analyses say that my liver is completely fine.
All those fatties.
Are you proxy Americans or what?
>>52286029
As the russians say Ктo нe кypит и нe пьёт, тoт здopoвeньким пoмpёт
>>52286218
I was a skinny baby/kid and now I'm chubby. Fat cells grow in size.
>>52286318
>the more you abuse it, the more proficient it becomes
Your body is the very definition of this, however, everything has a tipping point
>>52286315
here they do it for free if you owe money
>>52286357
That's no excuse. When you are young your liver is gonna be healthy no matter what, unless you got some really fucked up genes.
>>52286385
Silly Russians
>>52286440
I'm 29. Turning 30 in 5 months.
>>52286221
>>52286387
They do grow in size but since you have only a few fat cells, you can't become obese and can lose the fat pretty fast.
>>52286424
>>52286424
>here they do it for free if you owe money
They kill your wife or child(ren) here. Why make a man less solvent by physically harming him?
>>52286463
When you become 55-60 your liver will drop.
>>52286476
Do you spend a good part of your day on the toilet?
>>52286476
Pepsi Twist is great senpai.
>>52286272
Variety is the spice of life, but fuck coke zero, diet pepsi and everything with artificial sweetners.
Not even because muh aspartame, aspartame has been thoroughly tested everywhere, but it just tastes like shit.
>>52286556
not really, I piss at normal rates
>>52286481
>you can't become obese
That's just nonsense.
The difference in number isn't that large. Everyone has enough fat cells to make him self a fat turd of 200 kg if he tries.
>>52286517
keep telling yourself that
>>52286602
You're a fucking medical phenomena, my friend. I wagered you have to get up and piss every 10-15 minutes.
Just keep in mind that our bodies work on a loan. All the interest will pay up in the future
>>52286476
>>52286563
Do you guys remember this antifriz pepsi sold for a while?
Romania :3
>>52286675
kek wtf, I don't think I've seen that ever, how'd it taste?
>>52286661
I know I tried to quit soda once, and like I said, its like I need soda to quench my thirst because my body is so used to it
>>52286695
Please no liberation
>>52286626
Nope, not true.
>>52286517
Being in shape feels great man, I don't enjoy being so fat.
>>52286661
Diet coke is more diuretic than regular coke.
>>52286675
Yes, some markets even got Crystal Pepsi.
>>52286711
But it dehydrates you even more.
>>52286767
I don't know how that works, as at one point I went 2 weeks without drinking water, only soda...
>>52286481
>They do grow in size but since you have only a few fat cells, you can't become obese and can lose the fat pretty fast.
I disagree. There's a lot of basic components like blood and subsequently metabolism (which is again dictated by hormonal activity...)
Being fat is not natural, I agree, but losing and gaining fat is all viewed on an individual basis, or if we want to be bold, on regional basis (such as fat people in the Mediterranean - observe fatness among people who are raised up in Mediterranian cuisine) and such
>>52286357
is this considered sexy
my dick doesn't know if this is awesome or way too much
need suggestions
>>52286792
I drink one in the morning, raw, Turkish, cold. Kicks me enough to last until 21-22 full power. Drinking more than that one cup puts me to sleep
>>52286860
Nope, it helps you lose weight.
>>52286865
This is your penis talking to you. She is suitable to give birth and feed many younglings
Kind regards
>>52286792
I don't really drink coffee tbqh, except if I'm at a cafe with someone.
I make a glass of milk + Nescafe in the morning with my breakfast and that's about it.
>>52286956
fake tits will look disgusting when shes past 50, same thing with tatoos
can you imagine a grandma with fake ass tits and a back covered in tatoos?
>>52286675
I had green shit from pepsi blue
>>52287012
Those tits are not fake tho
>>52286711
Tried carbonated water with artificial sweeteners.
I quit soda using flavored water, now I am quitting that for natural water, one step at a time.
>>52286939
It doesn't do shit for you, but how are you feeling after your "dose"? Restless, nail biting, hand clapping, "bass pedal syndrome"? This happened to me. This is how I knew my overdose. Try doing some of those teas ajnd morning exercise, followed by cold shower and only then drink a cup of coffee. It will at least decrease your intake
>>52287104
we have "flavored water", I tried it once, the taste was soooo mild, it was just like a slight aroma, dunno
>>52287104
Are you mexican or diaspora?
>>52287003
>nescafe
I didn't know they had an European branch.
>>52287200
Nescafe is European.
>>52287012
Agreed.
But like >>52287091 Said, they aren't fake.
T. Boobs expert.
>>52287200
nescafe is fucking everywhere here, no store without it
>>52287200
Are you kidding? Nestle is European and the largest food corporation in the world.
>>52287200
literally our national drink
>>52287205
Want to stay alert and "shocked"? Then make do with a cold shower. What's the alternative? Keep a 1L thermo of coffee with you? Stop poisoning yourself
>>52287200
>Mexican education
>>52287144
Use two packets instead of one?
>>52287185
Pure Aztec blood seethes thorough my veins.
>>52287200
Nestle is from Switzerland
>>52287422
two packets? it comes in bottles, pre-flavored, are you talking about those intant drink mix things tho?
>>52287305
This, my brother in law is from Chios he drinks more frappe than water,
I stopped drinking though it bothers my stomach
>>52287370
>Define cold
My treatement/experience: When you start feeling the pain of millions of potential children in your chilling cold nutsack
>>52287254
>>52287278
>>52287279
>>52287305
>>52287316
>>52287403
>>52287429
Well fuck, you learn something every day I guess.
>>52287422
>tfw you will never get eaten alive to please Huitzilopochtli
Fuck
>>52287502
I thought it was American until i was 17 desu
does any one here listen to classical music? the croat guy seems like the type
update ruined my fav game
recommend me some low-requirement multiplayer games lads
>>52287612
I listen to classical music, pater familia.
>>52287674
are you talking about dota or cs go kek?
>>52287447
The bottles are weak, no wonder you didn't like them, and they're pricey too.
Yeah I meant the instant drink mixes, my mom actually complains that they're too sweet but I think its just because she drinks from the last bit of it that has the concentrated sweeteners.
I can buy like 5 for only $1 and each serves for 2 liters.
>>52287582
Iktfb
>>52287422
>Use two packets instead of one?
So by flavoured water you mean like pic related?
Because here there's also mineral water that's very slightly flavoured.
>>52287612
Only rarely tbqh.
>>52287674
What game was it?
>>52287612
Azerbaijani classics? Palestrina rock? Mahler's emo? Beethoven's stoner metal? Schuman's glam rock or Rachmaninov's grunge? What are you interested in, obitelji?
>>52287701
neither of those
i was talking about no more room in hell
just as i was starting to enjoy helping all the new players, the joo had to ruin all the fun with retarded new animations, lag and graphic glitches
>>52287674
>Playing Dota 2
>2016-14 days
Lmao
>>52287604
Well, I'm certainly glad that I only embarrassed myself anonymously online and not IRL...
>>52287718
Yes, see
>>52287712
>>52287764
its not dota
>>52287839
CSGO?
no more room in hell
>>52287723
>>52287692
just Beethoven/Bach/Tchaikovsky in general, the pleb shit, I'm getting into classical music a bit, what are some of your favorite works lads?
>>52287821
No i found out because of the internet and wasn't embarrassed
>>52287604
nescafe is a quazi intellectual pinko's drink. The one who sits on his ass, in a cafe, plotting to save the country by mindless and vaguely defined "lustrations" and knows all cures to nation's economic problems by giving to the poor by taking from the rich being the centre of the philosophy. He also calls his drink "coffee". So you see, I don't know how an American could've developed such a vile, pinko socialite dadaist drink
(alright, I need to stop shitposting)
>>52287757
>no more room in hell
You're that guy that wanted to do a Diablo II run aren't you
I installed NMRiH because of you but haven't played it
>>52287904
>pleb shit
Tchaikovsky is great m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ciIug1kbM
>>52287674
try no more room in hell they updated the game recently.So its better now
>>52287991
no i'm not that guy. that's penny the laminat desk "i pay more for 1 night's worth of drinks than all my furniture costs"
but i did recommend you NMRiH a day before it got ruined
>>52287951
We have nestle. Never heard of nescafe. Its powered chocolate that you add to milk. And they sell candy here too
>>52287904
Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet Suite 2: Dance of the Knights
Borodin: Prince Igor
Rachmaninov: Prelude in C Sharp Minor
Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain
Prokofiev: Alexander Nevsky - Battle on the Ice (Google the battle if you don't know) (this almost makes me cry)
Mahler's 9th symphony
Verdi's Requiem
>>52288095
>that's penny the laminat desk "i pay more for 1 night's worth of drinks than all my furniture costs"
rude????? penny is a qt..
>>52288254
>>52288095
penny is that annoying ass baby grinch MEME FROM 2011 guy right
>>52288254
so have you guys started the diablo 2 run or what
>>52288332
yep. i bet at school he was that kid who did "zapalki" on both girls' and guys' asses even well into the 12th grade and still thought it was funny
>>52288251
Dear Lord, I just turned on Prokofiev's Nevsky again, to remember the sweet sensation. I'm dying here
From 02:00 onwards, my friends
>>52288341
The run never happened I think
>>52288341
I joined http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dankbalk/members
But haven't played anything. Some romanian was complaining about slow interntet and a croatian I think was quick to go to bed.
>>52287904
Some of my favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVW8tgGY_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_oIFy1mxM
>>52288412
kek
>>52288414
Woops, the link. Listen this version from 01:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiChPNqQeI
>>52288425
>/balk/
and ppl still talk about how possible a balkan federation is
>>52288471
No, wait, wrong version: 01:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyDKezDLGTM
God damn bookmarks
>>52288478
It's just that were too busy shitposting here.
Just like with the chat last night, /balk/ died because a few of us were in tinychat
>>52288551
>tfw only bulgars in the chat
kinda proves that bulgar with a /balk/ mask meme
>>52288606
oбщo взeтo
t. xekmop
>>52288606
nikoga nqma da vi se vkluicha v glupavia chat
>>52288674
t. Cтoян oт Пacкaлeвeц
>>52288551
what chat?
>>52288674
tinychat com/n5cp1k
>>52288745
т. Йoaн oт Paкoвcки
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glOjlpMIsEI
America is the loudest muh money muh business place on the planet but EU is 25% of the world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_European_companies_by_revenue
Just look at those numbers
Is tabla the most /balk/ game? Do you guys play it?
>>52289507
Every man in my family plays table, so yes.
>>52289507
not that popular here, most old people play chess all the time
>>52289507
>tabla
triggered 2bh 1v1 me fagit
>>52289717
Why? I thought it was popular in Turkey too.
>>52289799
its called tavla here ;)
wew lad
>>52289717
>>52289935
tavli desu greek word
>>52290051
latin tabula dbi
>>52290322
indeed
https://youtu.be/Z05CTR4SbcA
Has anyone watched this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBnLJnhNuME
>>52290654
>bydlo language
dropped
pump
