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>>52219538
exyu
cara.
First for maisie.
Its sunny lads
>>52219626
Cloudy and windy here mate
alri lads
>>52219626
snowing tbhfam
>>52219626
>>52219646
>not having your window blinds closed
>>52219646
Soz m8 where do you live
>>52219685
>Having window blinds
I'm at work tbf and they unironically do have window blinds haha they're open though
Natural light innit
>>52219692
East Anglia
>>52219705
>East Anglia
im so sorry
Lads, why do yanks call bouncey castles "bounce houses"?
>you will never be brendon urie and sing, play guitar, piano, drums, bass, computer all good enough to make an entire jazzy stadium rock album by yourself
>>52219595
>>52219628
nobead
going cheapo shop for some big bags of crisps and chocolate and stuff
annie
>>52219730
What for? The fact I still live around white people or the fact I can actually afford my own housing?
Good morning lads, lets get the day going with a cute pic of my waifu.
As you can see from the picture she is VERY cute.
>two /brit/ threads
janny isn't gonna be happy lads 2bh
>>52219752
she properly looks like frasier's wife
>>52219690
>claim to be older because you use the old and new testament
>>52219762
Where abouts? Felixstowe here
>>52219770
There's only one /brit/ thread mate
Ignore Islamists
>>52219731
Because your castles are roughly the size of one of our houses.
>I live outside of yorkshire
>>52219784
Sawtry
doing a yank post
no we didn't fucking lose the vietnam war, how about you do some fucking research britsharias
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War_casualties
now go back to sucking mohammeds dick
>>52219804
>I have obese hands
>>52219804
>i'm inbred
your waifus a dickhead blud
>>52219769
Her body belonds to black men, she said so herself
This is the future of all English children.
>fancy girl
>looking through some pics of her
>see some guy in a few of them that looks really recognizable
>still trying to figure out who he is
>eventually it clicks
>...
>he was a fucking meme
Jesus Christ lads
>>52219769
r u qt too?
>>52219802
got all his pics on my filter list
when he posts a new one i add it then hide his post
i like my /brit/ paki free
>>52219819
good lad
>>52219819
Accurate
>>52219803
"Houses". There's more structural integrity in a teenager's hut than in one of your houses.
>>52219838
Which one?
>>52219831
>All English children will pray like muslims
Not whilst the Queen/King is on the throne friend. This is an Anglican country
>>52219690
>literal religious fanfiction
just took a bit of valium there
>>52219893
I have hope that by the grace of Allah, the most gracious and the most high, Charles will convert, he likes Islam a lot.
>>52219885
Your teenagers live in huts?
>>52219893
>>52219896
Ignore
going to direct a film one day lads
>>52219887
All I'll say is that he was popular back during the election
keep farting lads
can't help it
they're really warm and greasy
feel a bit disgusted with each one
>>52219869
This is sadly true.
>buy new phone because old one is a piece of shit
>have to wait for up to 24 hours for number to swap to new sim
Why is O2 so shit?
>>52219931
ed?
>>52219804
>none of my relatives were miners
>>52219922
They build them for fun. It's like a treehouse without the tree.
also here is a pic of haruhi she is also an anime girl i like, very cute also haha.
>>52219962
Nope, it's nobody that famous.
>>52219949
>There's no compulsion is Islam
Good joke lad!
>anime themed islam facts
Why do white Muslims disgust me more than regular ones?
doin a wank
>>52219954
It won't take that long mate, they just say it to cover their arse
business idea: stop talking about muslims for one day
>>52219930
going to direct your funeral one day
>>52219988
>not just filtering them as soon as they're posted
>>52219991
because being a white European and converting to Islam is treachery
>>52220002
this will never happen, /brit/ might as well be called /muslim/ desu
>muslims are right
>go to hell
>there's no pakis
don't really see the downside to this lads
>>52220002
I recommend filtering:
islam*
muslim*
allah
sharia
It gets most posts except images
>>52219991
stupidity is expected from muds
>>52219998
It's been 6 hours so far mate
Would lefties get angry over Lawrence of Arabia if it was made today?
>White man unites Arabs
>>52220046
cant abide filtering because people who reply to filtered posts get hidden even if they have somethign sensible to say afterwards
>>52219987
There is none. This is a fact.
>>52219991
Because you are lost and seeing people like yourself find the truth scares you.
>>52220035
14/f/japan
>>52220077
you can turn off recursive filtering, retardo
>>52220070
homo cuck tries to free brown people but le ebil empire stops him
they would still love it
>>52220101
then the thread gets bloated with dead backlinks
dont tell me how to live my cyberlife...
>>52219991
they don't have the excuse of childhood indoctrination and fear of execution due to apostasy or having the wrong boyfriend
>>52220079
>There is none. This is a fact.
So if I was muslim I could eat pork and drink alcohol? Cheers f a m!
>>52220112
Empire doesn't stop them, the arabs still couldn't help but fight amongst themselves despite the white mans intervention
>>52220099
do you have a soft boipussi?
:3
>>52220077
I don't want to read anything people would reply to those posts anyway and wish they would ignore them in the first place
>>52220163
>So if I was muslim I could eat pork and drink alcohol? Cheers f a m!
No, because then you would not be a Muslim, you would be deliberately committing haram acts.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35106631
>china will never be removed from the planet
>>52220195
turks drink alcohol.
>>52220163
But the Entente shit on the Arabs and Lawrence with Sykes-Picot
>>52220211
Turkey is full of apostates.
>>52220226
irrelevant.
>>52220002
business idea: make muslims illegal
>>52220214
That's not in the film senpai
>>52220164
sorry no noncery/poncery here m8, try the yorkshire lad instead.
>Europeans complaining about Muslims
>>52220276
There's 4 yorkshire lads
>>52222222 coming soon lads
>>52220309
>democrats
Just remember how good it is to be white
Gonna order some Chinese. What do you want lads?
>>52220309
by that logic muslims dont belong here
>>52219769
don't you mean MY waifu?
>>52220357
What is good about it?
>>52220374
they dont
>>52220362
Crispy chilli beef and a special chow mein please mate
And if you're going all in I'll split a mixed hors d'oeuvre with someone?
>>52220276
what if i stroked your penis ?
>>52220313
a bigger choice for him then
>>52220375
you again huh?
afternoon lads, why is the weather so shit today?
>>52220375
no tojo fuck off with this
>>52220420
because its the UK and its winter you stupid shite
>it's anime o'clock
this thread is fucking abysmal
>>52220385
That despite the lefts cries of injustice, light skinned people are seen as superior in most countries if not all countries
>>52220429
its usually sunny but cold in december, my room is always at a solid 25c so i just want to see a bit of sunshine through my windows
>>52220458
always
>>52219988
The guy who made them apparently got blown the fuck out by some Saudi who basically said posting snippets of translated passages of the Koran with animu is itself Haram based on the teachings of the Koran.
>>52220467
Not in England, where I live.
>>52220420
i wanna fuck u hard, and make your boipussi full of cum <3
>>52220470
fuck off freak
>>52220309
>European whites have measurable neanderthal genes in them, proving there was bleeding between homosapiens and them
>doesnt make us their ancestors
I cant handle the memes
mugi
Why do Pakis think that "being mean to Muslims will make them terrorists" is a good pro-Islam argument? If all it takes to radicalise an entire population is being mean to them, they probably aren't all that great of a population.
>>52220506
thanks lad
>>52220508
thanks lad
>I post anime in /brit/ and not on /a/ or some other cesspool of japanese cartoons
a lot of anime in here lads
keep it up
/brit/ is often considered to be one of the most normie and anti-anime generals on /int/. The loyal cohort of anime posters and approved anime list however makes /brit/ very much the spiritual homeland for smart anime posting on 4chan.
>>52220179
>censoring on 4chan the last bastion of free speech
Back to Reddit.
>>52220569
>im muslim
>>52220581
the list, post the list
Amerislags
>>52220163
Ehhh from what musls have told me if their is no other option for food in order to survive you can eat food considered as Haram. Basically you could in certain circumstances eat pork. Remember there was some city starving in Syria and the Imams said they could eat donkeys and dogs in order to not die?
Is there currently a worst county on /brit/ than Yorkshire?
Do any of them even like anime?
>>52220621
why are feet so disgusting?
>>52220613
Most muslims I know watch and post about anime
>>52220621
What a god awful tattoo
>>52220581
fantastic taste in animes girls
>>52220621
too thin
>>52220635
donkey isn't pork
>>52220647
those are pretend muslims who only say they are so their father's dont behead them
>>52220637
Yes, but not me, the East Yorkshire poster does.
https://youtu.be/jO8yHVYof44
this tbqh lads
>>>/ck/7175281
>>>/ck/7174712
/ck/ is truly on a par with /int/ when it comes to opportunities for bullying yanks desu
>>52220637
I like anime [spoiler] and furry stuff[/spoiler].
>>52220211
Turkey also has women who dress trampy or mess around with guys while wearing a hijab. They probably aren't the best example of devout Muslims.
>>52220693
>>52220614
/brit/ smart approved anime list.
keion
yuru yuri
non non
umaru
ika
yuyushiki
sabagebu
sora no woto
other shows can / have been added after lots of posting and deliberation,
>>52220691
cringey
>>52220724
>>52220746
>>52220736
>no kiniro mosaic
>/brit/ smart approved anime list.
so from my day off neets:
>post fedora
>post anime
>all hate each other
very interesting
>>52220746
>>52220778
>gifs
fuck off
the corries lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTIfCO-ttfA
>>52220778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52220792
all white people itt like cara
>so from my day off neets:
>>post fedora
>>post anime
>>all hate each other
>very interesting
>>52220815
im running out of gifs
>>52220816
Obligatory forgotten image
>>52220792
don't have work until later today laddie
just bought some of this
>>52220816
>2015
>still posting pepe
>>52220736
>no kill la kill, oreimo, shimoneta
pls
>>52220780
sorry kinmozaic is on the list
POST ANIME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT NECK
>>52220857
>not even bearshaped
dropped
>>52220362
Beef in black pepper sauce with 50/50 chips/rice and seaweed
>>52220858
best pepe right here
>>52220840
hey my fave nederlad poster xox
>>52220859
shit taste
>>52220863
>>52220309
Everyone except sub-Saharan blacks has Neanderthal DNA. We could go back to Europe if all non 100% Europeans leave. We'd also have to destroy all of what we've built, take our domesticated animals back, as well as all of our inventions.
>>52220850
>Being a wagecuck
>not being an arrogant student
>Poleaboo has to apply to 2 weeks worth of jobs over the next 5 days
>Poleaboo has to finish some online work skills course over the next 5 days
>Poleaboo has to have emails as proof of activity to show to his work coach
>Poleaboos master plan has hit a bit of a snag with the uptime of his sites being indeterminable
>All this while being sanctioned
Job pls
>>52220852
think i've just exhausted my mugi gifs
>This lad texting me to see if we can meet up later like I actually enjoy his company
What a fag.
might order a coffee but every time i do i know my working class dad is judging me as being bad with money haha
>>52220907
>>52220859
its a smart anime list for /brit/ not /r/unitedkingdom
>>52220886
hey my fave australian poster
xox
are you in sydney just saw sydneys fucked in the news
>>52220853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg
This is /r9k/ the video
>>52220901
I'm neither
>>52220933
just went to paki shop lads
got some qweetabix and some eggs
>>52220907
Weak
My Mugi folder at home is over 8 gigs, step it up
>>52220973
How many pics do you have of your waifu lads? 1076 here, I'm pretty casual
>>52220989
>funding pakis
fuck off
>>52220901
> he doesn't have a regular schedule
> he doesn't have a stable source of income
> he doesn't feel the warm embrace of job security
feeling for you to be honest
>>52220929
>tell him I went out to lunch with friends
>"boy you must be rolling in cash then eh?"
haha ta dad geez
anime is a weapon used to emasculate western piggus
>>52220990
give
>>52221008
>>52221010
9k pics, 300 videos
>>52220666
Still Haram the same as pork.
>>52220736
Several lack of GITS 2bh
>>52221066
>>52221010
>>52221065
>>52221066
this is what happens when atheism prevails
made some sausage sizzle for u oz
>>52220944
yeah dude, luckily i wasn't in the path of that mini tornado though, it just missed my suburb!
At least the wind broke a record and got up to 213km/h in some suburb 20km away from me :P
>>52221094
>several
Meant severe phone posting really is cancer haha lads
just ate 8 weetbix with milk and honey lads
let the normies burn, I say
>>52221137
I'm not an atheist. I am a catholic.
>>52221010
>waifu dick waving contests
eat shit
anyone posting a number of filesizes is a nigger
>tfw manchester yikyak is shit compared to york
How am I supposed to procrastinate now?
Marine Lepen putting ISIS execution pics on her twitter. The absolute madwoman.
>>52221165
>hoverboard
>doesn't actually hover
bit of a waste
>>52221167
do your catholic parents know of your "interest"?
>>52221167
>Catholic
>In an Anglican country
>>52221243
might have one more
>>52221229
My parents are not Catholic, I am a convert. My Dad is a Baptist and my Mum is not religious (baptised Methodist).
>>52221232
There are actually less practising Anglicans than practising Catholics in the UK.
kyungri 2bh
>>52221232
Anglicanism is basically Catholicism
Dear Nederlad,
thinking of you as I drift off to my dreamworld.
Love from (You)r crush
>>52221292
>>52221317
>Anglicanism is basically Catholicism
Yeah you worship a figure head (pope/queen) instead of G-d
>>52221322
so fucking shopped
cara does not look even remotely that normal
>>52221358
Jew, please.
>>52221343
last gif
>>52221358
>G-d
THROW THE JEW
>DOWN THE WELL
>>52221365
>model is shopped
nothing gets past this guy
wish I hadn't binged that tv show now I have nothing to do and it was so good as well.
>>52221317
>Anglicanism is basically gay jewish satanic Catholicism
fixed that for you
>>52221381
>>52221403
Alri Rasheed?
>>52221414
what show is that then m8 (if its anime dont even bother responding)
bogies
Got back from the doctors lads. Blood tests on Friday. Also got put on beta-blockers to calm me down and stop palpitations. My blood pressure was 183 over 97 at the doctors because I was so worked up ;_;
>>52221453
>beta-blockers
/brit/ could do with a few of those
>>52221414
Binge watch The OC now then
>>52221424
You were shitposting about Christianity so if anything you are Rasheed.
>>52221453
got a blood test tomorrow morning 2bh
bit scared of needles ngl
>>52221465
toplel
hey anon why aren't you watching Anime??
doing a getting involved and a look
>>52221508
not a nonce
>>52221486
Needles are piss mate, would advise just looking away though.
>>52221508
bcoz I have balanced hormones
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
>>52221453
>>52221486
what's wrong with you
>>52221548
someone post the roo
>>52221529
i remember i had a few shots when i was 5 and it hurt like fuck but admittedly that may have been because i was 5 and a scraped knee would have made me cry back then
>its anime hours /brit/
funny how its always during the hours of 9am to 5pm :^)
bout to walk to town and buy a denim jacket. anyone gonna try stop me?
>>52221557
You're looking kinda down to me-ee
The British Empire did nothing wrong T.B.H
>Manchester
>>52221572
>says the lad posting at half 2
>>52221572
Posting anime from my manager's office at JJB Sports :^)
>>52221557
I have anxiety anyway but atm I've been feeling absolutely exhausted for no reason every day. Blood test will check my thyroid and other shit.
>>52221567
Injections are a lot worse than taking blood.
me and the lads doing a rap
https://youtu.be/9EkxebsumAw
>>52221601
>county named after a yank
embarrassing tbqh
Inshallah
>>52221557
anxiety lad
>>52221610
lol lad i'm getting exactly the same shit as you
>>52221622
me and my bro doing a freestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1_mhjLDb3M
thinking about death
reckon i'll embrace it when the time comes desu
want my life to be entirely on my terms but death can come when it feels like
ill work around it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35111321
>Syria crisis: First 1,000 refugees have arrived in UK
>The Al Ahmed family settled in Bradford in September after being forced from their home in Syria to live in Lebanon
>>52221322
goodnight
>>52221729
>ahmed
>bradford
that will be a culture shock for everyone involved then eh hahahaha
>>52221671
It's shit and I hope there is something medically wrong rather than LOL IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
>>52221729
Okay.
>>52221729
>First 1,000 refugees
>The Al Ahmed family
Mrs. Ahmed must have a bucket
cuck lads
>>52221756
Rasheed
>I am 100% british
me and the lads in the vegas last year
>>52221756
Rasheed.
>wake up
>independence still inevitable
>>52221729
>wants them to integrate
>puts them in bradistan
FUCK SAKE PUT THEM IN CORNWALL OR SOME SHIT
IN THE DRUNK TANK
>>52221729
>Al Ahmed
>Bradford
lmao
>>52221811
>wanting to spoil cornwall with pakis
fuck off literal paki
>>52221803
Are they all manlets or that bloke huge?
>>52221792
>>52221806
Rorke.
>>52221811
Fuck off Ahmed. South Yorkshire is the containment zone.
>>52221802
I am.
Rorke vs Rasheed
Who would win?
social media is cancer lads
>>52221851
Cornwall is so dull pakis might make it more interesting.
>>52221899
"ok"
>>52221916
get out shitskin
>>52221860
He's huge, look at his legs
Why you all so racist, lads?
>>52221901
society
>>52221899
south yorkshire is a paki containment zone? are you retarded?
>>52221901
Ra'nell
>>52221910
Where do you think we are?
live in cheshire lads
full of old white people
>>52221949
fuck off paki
>>52221975
are you trying to say that 4chan is social media?
>>52221949
bantz
>>52221957
No? South Yorkshire has already fallen to the Pakis, so sticking more in there does not really matter. Sending them to Cornwall would be pure evil.
spending christmas at poleaboo's this year
wonder what >>52222222 will be lads
>>52222016
South Yorkshire is 90% white according to Wikipedia
>posting about yourself in third person on 4chan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-35094795
>Aston rapist 'befriended' victim before hiding in her garden
>When released, Khan will be deported to Pakistan, he was told
WHAT A SURPRISE
What do you call a black person with a peg leg? Shit on a stick
>>52221899
>He has brown eyes and calls me Ahmed
Do any of you have experience transferring universities? How do you go about it?
sneeze so hard motherfuckers wanna bless me
>>52222053
90% white and 90% dhimmi. They already surrendered to Paki control.
>>52222075
Green-Brown actually.
Poleaboo just wanked into a cup and is drinking the cum. Tastes okay.
taking a chance
>>52222073
Incredibly fucking rude mate
>>52222099
rasheed
>>52221899
enjoy your baldness
>>52222066
>deported to Pakistan
YEEEEEES
imagine how bad that must feel desu, living in the closest thing to paradise (western civilisation in the 21st century) and then being forced to move to a 3rd world shit hole
Hahahah
>>52222016
>>52222099
>>52221899
do you know how stupid you look posting all this?
your existence is a joke
>>52222066
>birmingham
reminder that if you dont have blue eyes you are a literal paki
what do you call a nigger with a black eye?
>>52222099
>not having grey or blue eyes
>>52222099
>county with 3% Asians
>surrendered to pakis
just how often were you dropped on your head as a child
>>52222124
Ahmed.
>>52222136
Will do.
>>52222142
Ahmed.
>>52222141
>implying there's any difference between Birmingham and Pakistan
big fan of Jun lads, also just got up wahey.
>>52222138
I'm from Lancashire
I can literally remember the first time I saw a non white person desu
He bought me a Milky Way so he was alright I suppose
hello?
>>52222148
this tbqh
>>52222177
They are ruled by a Socialist-Paki elite.
Marina
what's black all over and doesn't work?
Most of london
A U S T R A L I A
>>52222197
what does your bp smell like?
>>52222232
>He doesn't know that Bradford is WEST yorkshire
>>52222232
the labour party?
>>52222215
delete this
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>go to make a new thread
>forget the subject
>can't delete
just forget about it...
>>52222215
hello?
Foreskin smells a bit like prawn cocktail crisps today lads
>>52222335
speak to the university you want to transfer to you fucking idiot
If it is red it is already the property of the Paki empire.
>>52222304
>he thinks Rotherham is in West Yorkshire
>>52222321
Yes
>>52222215
alri
>>52222361
We're only on page 4 lad
The worst gimmicks are meta gimmicks
>>52222372
wish i could smell it x
>>52222396
>only
t. janny
when we reach the bump limit it's all systems go for the new thread
fuck off 43 man
>>52222396
the janny is dead
>>52222383
>a county with 3% pakis is part of the paki empire
ok m8, part of the reason rotherham happened is because pakis are a tiny minority in that place and they wanted to "protect" them
>there are people who only found 4chan after moot left
>there are people who only found 4chan after the captchas were changed
absolutely disgusting
newfags out desu
>>52221975
An extremely anti-social network.
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