0161 GUNCHESTER edition
>>52222383
>thinking that Yorkshire voting Labour is due to foreigners
Wrong
MANCHESTER MENTIONED
sea shanties innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xby7cH3kl6M
>>52222428
It shows their dhimmitude. ie. They have already surrendered to Paki rule no matter the size of the Paki population.
>nans dead
>have to face work tomorrow
send help lads
Remember to keep anime posting within accepted smart animes.
Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
every non-white would murder their entire family just to be white for one week
alri lads
>>52222428
it's almost as if it's a traditionally heavy industry based region!
any lads near didsbury
>>52222472
take a compassion day
your boss wont mind
>>52222392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLAKJiHQcTo
0121 brumtown zup zup
>every morning for the past month I've woken up completely covered in a thin layer of sweat and when I get out of bed its absolutely fucking freezing
This is shit lads waking up is a nightmare every morning
Need Jennifer Lawrence to piss on my face
belting out some early MCR choons
>>52222484
t. fat autist
>>52222504
i did ur mums bury
>>52222472
*sends online hug*
>>52222470
How did you became so confident in your knowledge of politics whilst remaining at the level of a Down Syndrome suffering 8 year old?
>>52222498
used to walk past this guy outside aldi on market street in piccadilly every day
>>52222475
>tfw waifu is in none of those
pic related, between the policeman and the bloke in the suit
>you will never get mashed on Es at the hacienda
https://youtu.be/sx3lwaSoGps?t=2m53s
>>52222470
That's totally why UKIP did horrible across the whole of Yorkshire, oh wait... UKIP came second in a lot of places
>>52222494
This
>Muh miners
>Muh Evil Thatcher
who /libdems/ here?
Just accidentally flickerbelled myself lads
>>52222552
I can say with certainty that the Paki rule has been thoroughly established in South and West Yorkshire. Now be a good dhimmi and run along to pleasure your Paki master.
>>52222567
See above.
who /onroadsfam/ here
>>52222619
What the fuck does this even mean? I fucking hate this website.
>>52222530
kek, i'm not sure if bez is a walking advert against drugs or a walking advert for drugs
who /libdems/ here?
>>52222662
are they even the 3rd largest party any more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvQgiZfi9Ac
>>52222625
>>52222640
Want me to show you?
remember when that guy wanted to do a manchester meet up because he had no friends?
>>52222673
no ukip is
>Why yes! I am Canadian! Why do you ask?
>>52222565
you could get the same experience with some good MD from the deep web and going to one of the million hacienda club nights in manchester tbqh
>>52222625
I don't even live in an area with a labour MP you stupid mong. Thatcher and the mines is literally the reason why Yorkshire likes to vote labour
>>52222662
I voted them in GE but I'm Con
>>52222673
UKIP is 3rd largest with 16% iirc
>>52222673
dont even think theyre a party any more
love the smell of my own piss 2bh
>>52222504
grew up near broad oak lad
>>52222690
Wonder where he is now, he was a NEET but not seen him post in a while.
>>52222673
Picture related shows the different polls.
>>52222634
man is
>>52222693
Fucking lmao
>1 (One) seat
Lads I think I might be a sleeper agent or have some kind of autism
I have really, really good reactions and I can dodge shit really easily and I'm not even in good shape it's fucking weird. Like a few nights ago some lads were chasing me and my mates because my mates are dick heads and I ended up tripping up when I was running and I like did a sweet combat roll and got up and sprinted off without even trying, this type of shit happens all the time.
you will never be monty cash
>is a random chavvy cockney
>shags fit bits up the arse every day
>massive cock
>huge cumshots
>>52222768
ye our voting system is pretty undemocratic
>>52222781
you definitely have autism
>>52222761
damn, beat in nearly every constituency
how embarrassing, no wonder Cleggy quit
>>52222804
>muh democracy
>>52222781
>sleeper agent
>running away from people and falling over as you're doing so
yeah, it's autism mate
>>52222781
are you from an anime?
i know you dont work here anymore
i know you dont work here anymooooooore
i know you dont work here anymore
i know you dont work here anymooooooo o ooore
i know you dont work here anymore (anymoooore)
i know you dont work here anymoooooooooo o ooore (anymoooore)
sometimes i think i'll die alone
sometimes i think i'll die alone
sometimes i think i'll die alone
live and breathe and die alone
sometimes i think i'll die alone
sometimes i think i'll die alone
sometimes i think i'll die alone
think id love to die aaaaa
just (just)
take (take)
think id love to die
me (me)
down (down)
think id love to die
just (just)
take (take)
think id love to diiiie
me (me)
down (down)
think id love to die alone
think id love to die alone
think id love to die alone
think id love to die alone
live and breathe and die alone
think id love to die alone
think id love to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee aloooooone
think id love to die aloooooooooone
>>52222820
Nigger what
>>52222768
The one seat poster is both the Rorkeposter and Rasheedposter who is also the one who spams Cara under the Union flag and is an actual paki.
He admitted two days ago that he breaks the day up and uses different baits for the different demographics of the day.
>>52222820
At least Lib Dems hold seats in Scotland, Labour have just been pushed out and Conservatives are now up to 5 seats in recent polls
>>52222790
alri lad
West Midlands makes a return at 17:21 lads
Put it in your diary
>>52222690
the very concept of going to a meetup makes me shudder
a bunch of autistic cunts meeting up, bound by nothing but 4chan, likely just half heartedly spouting memes at each other in between awkward silences
>I have really, really good reactions and I can dodge shit really easily and I'm not even in good shape it's fucking weird. Like a few nights ago some lads were chasing me and my mates because my mates are dick heads and I ended up tripping up when I was running and I like did a sweet combat roll and got up and sprinted off without even trying, this type of shit happens all the time.
me on the left
>>52222860
haha OK mate
>I voted for the green party
>>52222827
I was on MD and I didn't have my glasses and when I was running I tripped down a curb.
I was running because my fat cunt m8 literally has antisocial personality disorder and he saw a massive group of lads on the way home and started shouting shit to them so they'd chase us, ngl it's quite funny because he's a quite fat and laughs like "hoo hoo hoo hoo" when people chase us.
>>52222860
you r a retard
all that post said was that the guy had noticed different times of day had different kinds of awful thread ruining posts ie rorke oclock, rasheed oclock, anime oclock, normie oclock, abnormie oclock
>>52222878
Probably like playing video games with /v/ except in person
Still, would be genuinely curious what people who post here look like
>>52222804
innit
Although we (lib dems) would have a lot more seats with PR too
>have to take Central every day
>mfw looking over at the nice District/Hammersmith City line trains with the roomy non-segmented carriages and air conditioning
Why do British people respond to things with "fair enough" so much? Other English speakers use it sort of as a way to say "lets agree to disagree" about something, but whenever I'm with British people they use it so much in such odd context like
>"I need to go home and feed my fish"
>fair enough
>"I'm hungry so I'm going to get food"
>fair enough
>the nice District/Hammersmith City
is DJ Khaled real or is he a character?
>>52222976
Could be worse, could have to take the Jubilee la
>people who call their grandmother 'nan'
instant pleb signal
>>52223002
fair enough
>>52223002
why dont you fuck off to your own country ye?
dirty polak kurwa
>the terrible star wars prequels will be more fondly remembered by fans than the generic Abrams star shit
not sure how I feel about this
>>52223002
just a polite response to a boring statement.
don't talk like a boring spacker and you wont hear it again. simple.
>>52223028
my nan doesn't like being called grandma becuase it makes her feel old (she's 76)
>>52223028
>hello, how are you today grandmother? i trust you're well
>>52223043
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAH
>>52222947
you sound like an absolute cunt
>>52222976
>>52223005
>>52223026
Rasheed, Mehmut and Ibrahim
going to have a shower now lads, first in a while :^)
>that spanish poster from this morning
>>52223061
ye i was told the same thing by my parents so call her nan
i imagine they never actually expressed that it made them feel old and my parents were just told the same thing about the grandmother but there you go
>>52223089
take a close up pic of your bellend before and after
>>52223059
fair enough
>>52223075
Is there some subtle difference?
>Las Vegas: Audience Member Yells Nazi Salute as Protester Removed From Donald Trump's Rally
Why support this racist islamaphobe bigot?
>>52223097
What the fuck
>>52222392
>cooking pizza
>return to my room whilst it cooks
>just as it's almost ready my dad goes in the kitchen with his mate
>too scared to go in so I just stay in my room
>by the time they leave it was completely burnt
>just dump it in the bin
>mfw my dad must have seen it in there later and came in to say sorry
>mfw my dad has accepted that I'm a complete faggot
>>52223061
>>52223028
>>52223064
Gran master race
>>52223097
wat
>>52223151
awwww just want to cuddle u :c
>>52223126
>gif
fuck off
>>52223154
>>52223124
boroughs
>>52223002
its mostly for when you don't really care about what the person is saying, when people just tell you things because it fills the conversation
its polite but at the same time it shows tells the other person that you aren't interested in more conversation on that topic
>>52222475
>umaru
Remove
Is this a fetish video or what?
>>52223064
>Alright nan love
>>52223151
You're cute.
>>52223212
no it's shit
>>52222475
Nanana's Buried Treasure
>>52223097
His hand makes me uncomfortable desu
>tfw gf 2015 was a cruel deception
>he didn't call grandmother from one side grandma and grandmother from the other side nan
whats wrong with ye
Lol what a dumb paranoid cunt
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/677140659904585728
>>52223181
Did your dad accept you yet?
are there even any boys in anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_lCmBvYMRs&ab_channel=CavBuffaloSoldier
>>52223269
meeee I did this
nanny for mummy's side
>>52223151
underage as fuck
>>52223269
Nan and Nana tbf
>>52223278
she made it viewable again. attention whoring cunt
>>52223278
How old is Ssara?
>>52223289
yes because I'm not a complete faggot
>>52223269
I only ever had grandparents from mum's side. Dad's mum and dad died before I was born. Grandad died a few years ago though.
Imagine one of your parents had a stroke. Statistically it will probably be a scenario lived out by some of us here, perhaps many of us.
Truly a nightmare.
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][25][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_09.01_[2015.02.28_15.41.07].png](https://i.imgur.com/2z0AbZc.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][25][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_09.01_[2015.02.28_15.41.07].png")
>>52223290
Ritsu i guess
actually got a girl to go out on a date with me lads
just waiting for her to tell me what time we should meet
just called my dog a paki
he's not even a paki, he's a german shephard
haha
what am i like
>>52223268
2016 is our year lads
>>52223351
I know a girl who had a stroke at 23
Apparently it was in her brain from birth and was basically just a ticking time bomb
Scares the shit out of me if I dwell on it
>muzzie gets ignored and leaves the thread
good work lads
>>52223359
thats a girl
>>52223390
>not deciding the time yourself
you fucked up m8. you have to be assertive with your decision making
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/12/15/students-practice-calligraphy-by-writing-there-is-no-god-but-allah.html?cmpid=NL_opinion
>>52223351
*has a stroke*
>>52223351
this is why we need to protect and defend welfarism
Imagine your son turned out like this
https://twitter.com/CosN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ
Is he 'alpha' or just a cunt?
>>52223443
she was like 'yeah we should go out, lets go to the pub'
but i was getting a haircut so i was responded an hour later like 'yeah cool just tell me when'
>tfw she hasnt looked at her phone
i fucked up lads i fucked up :(
>>52223333
gf wants me to let my dog fuck her
>>52223397
>Apparently it was in her brain from birth
A stroke is a lack of oxygen to your brain I thought, did she have some birth defect?
>>52223351
Dad died of cancer so i suppose he's spared that.
Family friend the bloke used to eat a lot of red meat and fatty food and drink a lot, he had a stroke and was basically a vegetable in a care home for a few years until he died.
WARNING SIGNS OF A STROKE
FACE - Has their face fallen on one side? Can they smile?
ARMS - Can they raise both arms and keep them there?
SPEECH - Is their speech slurred?
TIME - Time to call 999 if you see any single one of these signs.
>>52223351
I had a stork haha
>>52223477
i'd bum him hard tbqh
>>52223488
lol enjoy being a virgin for the rest of your life
lads, i gave myself a buzz-cut recently but its now got to the point where it needs trimming on the back and sides - but only a little bit.
how much will that cost in a barbers? its barely 5 mins work. will i get charged for a full mens cut or what?
>>52223557
JUST
>>52223351
2bh unless you kill yourself, you're likely going to have to deal with the death of both your parents likely arrange their funerals
>>52223477
I'd fuck his raw bumhole
>>52223520
buy her a dildo then
>>52223593
yeh its gona fucking suck. but death is life 2bh so we just gotta deal with it.
doing my job
>>52223593
arranging a funeral is a lot easier than taking on caring responsibilities for either of them
>>52223333
>trying to hurt my feelings
>2015
>>52223002
furry muff lad
>>52223592
DO
>>52223656
is your "job" to shitpost? hahahaha, ZING
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_17.00_[2015.04.01_11.49.53].png](https://i.imgur.com/rqnt4o6.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_17.00_[2015.04.01_11.49.53].png")
3D life is bad, but 2D life is good. I like 2D more tbqhwyl
How many pints of 5% lager can you drink in one night friends?
I'd say anywhere between 8 and 12
>>52223028
Nan is for your dads mum and gran is for your mums mum, how can you not know this?
![lXKhW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ttbm3RM.png "lXKhW[1].png")
>>52223702
4 (can't handle alcohol)
>>52223680
>embracing forced memes
hello reddit
>>52223666
would you fuck a squid? i would fuck a squid.
>>52223702
on average probably like 6-8.
fugees welcome
>>52223666
s-sorry
honest
imagine stretching a birds fanny open with a vice and squatting down and doing a poo in her cervix would be fuckin sick
>>52223770
this
we should go out
>>52223702
15 if I have eaten.
t. fat shit
>>52223762
shhhh i was ironically memeing lad
you show one girl a cum tribute and she freaks out
>>52223797
>>52223702
depends how long the night is. If I'm out until 3-4ish then 15? Normally when I get to about 9 I switch to shots though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
Love these cultural tunes desu.
>>52223821
you are not doing your body any favours 2bh. one way ticket to an early grave.
>>52223797
i prefer the idea of fucking her with a frozen condom poo but post the vid anyway
>>52223797
would rather not actually
>>52223528
She had a hemorrhagic stroke, a bleeding blood vessel in the brain
One of her blood vessels was just naturally weak apparently and over time it just got worse and worse
She literally had a bad cough one day, burst her blood vessel and collapsed at work
Hungry
>>52223882
Was she a normie?
>>52223882
That's fucking awful.
>>52223702
>drinking lager
enjoy your gyno
>>52223867
>that pic + filename
You've been posting it for years haven't you?
>>52223702
3, maybe 4 at a push. I can also have a seriously great time with like half of a half bottle of spirits.
t. Supreme lightweight who drinks once every 4 months or so.
>>52223882
did you touch her boobs
>>52223797
I think you mean a car jack, silly
>>52223867
who is this man and why does he keep being posted
>>52223702
10 without too much trouble, then I get pretty bloated and move on to doubles. Could do this back when I only weighed 10 stone as well.
>>52223702
330ml or 500ml? i only drink 500ml strong 7% lager from polish shops (quid a can - even cheaper than standard strength beer) and i've polished 8 or 9 of them off in one night before
Why does each nationality have a "look"?
Maybe I've spent too much time on /int/, but I can identify what country somebody is from just by looking at them desu
>>52223882
what happened to her
>>52223930
what?
>>52223940
>half of a half bottle
so a quarter?
>>52223867
>black
>average yank
>>52223972
oh you said pints not cans my mistake
>>52223867
desu you can be able to drink a lot without being a fat shite, or particularly unhealthy
it just means you have hollow legs
>>52223702
I've been drinking 5-6 pints of lager every night for the last 5 years
>>52223940
>half of a half bottle of spirits.
mate...
Post your ABSOLUTE favourite anime girl.
Here is mine Kotobuki Tsumugi. As you can see she is VERY cute.
>>52223973
food they eat. weather they get exposed to. clothes they wear etc
>>52223702
my stomach would stop me from being able to see how many i could drink, i could drink a liter of vodka before i went out and drink beer for the rest of the night though
>>52223972
>i only drink 500ml strong 7% lager from polish shops
what brand is it?
Want to marry her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFEfrF-rax4
don't care
>>52223797
>>52223973
i have a mate who looks really german, other than light hair and eyes i don't know why but he just does. i thought it was just me but when we went to barcelona german tourists kept speaking to him in german and then suddenly were shocked to find out he was english
don't ask how but i literally just swallowed a slug
do i need to sick it up or what?
Oh my god!!!the UK has allowed fracking!!!Are they bloody stupid!?!? Doubt the average person will see a penny of the money the firms put in those politicians back pockets and the environmental damage will be terrible. Not to mention our water supply and wildlife being ruined.barvo government. Yet again you put money over everything of importance.
>>52224040
Best gimmick of December 2015
>>52224040
This girl from Nonce Nonce Biyori is cute.
Not a nonce btw
>>52223702
i don't have friends to drink with hahaha
>>52224059
is this a cult thing
>>52223997
Yes but "quarter bottle" isn't a common expression, nor is it a common thing that exists. Whereas half bottles are common and it's a common phrase so people can easily picture it.
>>52224040
i like Jun Suzuki, she is a very hard worker and always does her best.
>>52224036
sounds expensive
>>52224040
Business idea: Turn Pooey Lynx Lad's school life into a Channel 4 comedy show
>>52224086
>t. daily mail comments section
>>52224094
borderline noncery desu
>>52224059
>yank
>"since i left peru"
>"doing my shamanic initiation
TRASHMANTRASHMANTRASHMAN
>>52224102
>nor is it a common thing that exists
take a bottle. drink/pour out 3/4 of it
>>52223972
that stuff's alright actually. It doesn't seem to get you as fucked as the same amount of something like frosty jacks as well, but that might just be me
>>52224037
Am I supposed to be embarrassed or something? Having to drink less to get the same level of drunkness is great in all possible ways.
>>52224094
you don't have to be a nonce to enjoy little girls anon.
>>52224102
>half of a half is a common phrase
no mate, people say quarter in this country
>>52224040
her name is akari and she is gentle and kind
>>52224082
Nah mate dw about it. Let yourself be sick if you need to but otherwise ドンマイ
>>52224050
Tatra Mocne
Debowe Mocne
Okocim Mocne
Gotta be the Mocne (means strong in Polish) version though. All 7% and a quid a can at most Polish shops. Karpackie is 9% and also the same price but I never bought it because I still have a tiny shred of dignity left
>>52224132
fracking is pretty fucked tbqh, hes actually right about the negative effects
>>52224130
>the Inbumtweeners
having a go lads having a look
>>52224154
awww, cute post
>>52224099
pretty much
Spirits fuck me up a lot quicker than lager tbqhwyl
feels
>>52224082
how
>>52224188
is that your gimmick in here? pretty good one wish i thought of it haha
>>52224074
I've been told I look German by a lot of people too and i don't even have blonde hair and blue eyes, even before I mentioned muh German heritage
It's weird innit, how people can kind of accurately guess what your ethnicity is just by the way your face looks
>>52224154
>>52224195
You both have shit taste.
>>52224205
fascinating
>>52224142
heavyweight here
I'd agree from a financial standpoint but drinking itself is fun and I get to do more of it. Also, I don't have to worry about accidentally mixing too strong or having one or two shots too many and chundering everywhere
my favourite anime girl
>>52224127
somewhat okay post.
>>52224154
simply amazing post, please stay and post in the future.
sticking my oar in
>>52223913
Yes
>>52223918
It really is
>>52223957
No, she was my gf's mate
>>52223978
She's actually made a miraculous recovery
It happened about a year ago and she can walk, has decent control of her left arm again and her hand's making improvements. She had sight problems for a while and has to go to Sheffield sometime to see if they can stop it happening again with radiotherapy or something
>>52224139
A half bottle is an object that exists. A 350ml bottle of vodka is known by all to be a "half bottle" so the words conjure up a clear image.
175ml bottles do not commonly exist. To say "quarter bottle" refers to an unknown quantity in people's minds. This is as far as I am willing to carry this autistic argument. Feel free to continue being a pedantic autist.
>>52224215
>>52224215
aliens have taken it
>>52224224
its called physiognomy and i like doing it to people. i like looking to see if people are native Brit (Atlantid), Celtic or Anglo-Saxon. interesting stuff 2bh.
>>52224238
fair enough
lara croft was my first waifu, why'd they have to make her ugly in the modern remakes?
>>52224059
fuck off nigel
