Big Dave edition
cara
>>52224593
tweet this to him
poo poo haha
grimes
7th for mugi
Jun hopes this gets deleted.
>>52224593
>big dave will never post here
>he'd rather post on mumsnet
>>52224465
Are you an actual brit in nippon lad?
cancer
>>52224593
don't like the primeminsiter if im being frank
>>52224694
thought you were a jap desu
>>52224694
how hard is it getting some poon in japan while being a brit
anime
n
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m
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>>52224710
what's wrong lad?
>tfw no Portuguese gf
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1450273701936.jpg
>haha t. Alberto Barbosa, well meme'd xD do I fit in yet guise? xDDD
>>52224593
why samsung? why not lg? most south koreans think lg makes better
going pub with a white girl later don't tell imam
Redpill me on Mumsnet lads
>>52224762
t. Alberto Barbosa
KAREN
A
R
E
N
I am phenomenallllllllllllllllllllll
>>52224765
do chingus like the G4 or S6 better la?
>>52224671
>>52224683
>>52224757
>>52224797
fuck off weeb cunts
>>52224838
all me
>>52224838
all me
>>52224762
girl on the left is ugly
>>52224838
>>52224820
s6 is far better i think
>>52224845
you did it lad ;)
http://strawpoll.me/6283251
http://strawpoll.me/6283251
http://strawpoll.me/6283251
Unironically hope every single weeb cunt gasses themselves... TONIGHT
>>52224813
>slag
but he's gay desu
me & the gf
>>52224820
How horrifying
She looks like the fucking grudge
>>52224895
>shia """muslim"""
>implying Shia isn't better
Rasheed
>>52224671
>>52224683
>southerners
>weeb nonces
pick two
>>52224813
>Tfw qt3.14 bf
I am quite literally living the dream desu
going to play some victoria 2 now t︂b︂︂h
Just had a poo lads
It was slightly soggy towards the end and was a bit hard to push out, had to do some excavating with the loo roll to get it all out.
Probably because of all the nuts and fruit I've been eating recently, haha.
(Unrelated anime image for attention)
>>52224443
liking this gimmick already
>>52224904
which is which
>>52224916
pasta nigger stop using a proxy
>>52224895
Have literally no idea the difference between a Catholic and a Christian
What bra size is she?
>>52224926
Like I said, all anime cunts are normie scum
>>52224951
why are her eyes and teeth fucked up so badly
>>52224961
all dhimmis to me
>>52224962
B cup at the very most.
>>52224904
Is she your beard senpai?
why can't francophone africans into website design
it's like they are stuck 15 years in the past
@52224936
Protip: using an anime pic makes it far less likely that people will bother reading your post
>A lad in my uni unironically wears sonic shirts and sprints everywhere
I thought this was just a meme lads, you didn't warn me that it was also a reality
>>52224761
/brit/ is better than /fr/.
glad im not genetically english 2bh
thats why im an 8/10 probably
>>52224987
delete this
>>52225010
It's better than the flashy javascript filled sites
>>52224904
arr rook same
>Protip: using an anime pic makes it far less likely that people will bother reading your post
what is it with all these new autistic posters who don't like anime?
>>52225010
They are.
>>52225010
sure is web 2.0 in here lol
>>52225010
you ain't seen nothin yet playa
http://www.somaligovernment.org/
<<52225055
Why hasn't Hampshire been glassed yet?
>>52225001
DESIGNATED
>>52225055
Normies are off from work, uni and school because of the holidays.
who /anglocatholic/ here
>>52225023
you should buy fox tails so you can run behind him
>>52225028
if /brit/ is better then /fr/ must be a fucking cesspit
>>52225001
SHITTING
>>52225055
>>52225104
Anime posters are the real normies
Open your eyes sheeple
>>52225112
i bet you guys are weird and serious about it because it's rare
>>52225112
literally me
dear post no. 52225104
Most people are not off work for Christmas yet, if they get Christmas off at all.
>>52225001
STREETS
who /c y b e r p u n k/ here
>>52225112
me la
One of the only English Catholics at my church. The rest are Africans, Irish, Poles and Lithushits
Honest question, is 190cm for real?
I'm a NEET faggot so I'm always in /Brit/ until late at night. 190cm is on every night until about 4am, I thought he was supposed to be in uni and stuff, whys he always on /Brit/ all night? Last night he unironically posted about 5 paragraphs explaining why anime is more complex than Star Wars, are we really supposed to believe he's a good looking, tall successful guy that shags loads of slags when he acts like that?
>>52225112
here
>>52225148
it's not that rare
>>52225101
>>52225138
>>52225160
The height of comedy lads, so witty. Keep it up
>>52225154
Only a normie would know that. You gave yourself away.
>>52225112
>english
>catholic
pick one you fucking papist
>>52225200
He is a troll
>>52225201
never would have guessed, i went to catholic school here and no one with an anglo surname went there
>>52225148
>because it's rare
>>52225171
>One of the only English Catholics at my church. The rest are Africans, Irish, Poles and Lithushits
where lad? Where I am there's a sizable Catholic community and it's almost all English and about 10% Irish
mans on roads
>>52225219
>I don't know what an Anglo-Catholic is
>>52225161
2bh
>>52225010
mental illness goes a long way
i take everything here with a grain of salt
>wasting your sunday morning listening to a hypocrite reading from a redundant book surrounded by fossils and foreigners
laffin at u
>>52225200
>Last night he unironically posted about 5 paragraphs explaining why anime is more complex than Star Wars
>>52225148
It's not rare
For every 2 normal schools there's a catholic school where I live desu
>>52225095
would q like a job as somali civil servant
they actually have their shit together with this site
>The height of comedy lads, so witty. Keep it up
>>52225219
Fuck off. Most """""Anglicans"""""" either don't believe in God or they busy themselves with stupid progressive horseshite like inviting no-op transgender imams to pray at their churches. Anglicanism is a fucking joke. Not even a real denomination anymore.
>>52225246
>Anglo-Catholics, sometimes called Anglican Papalists, consider themselves under papal supremacy
go suck that argie cunts cock la
>>52225242
Lincoln.
>>52225242
They will just be assimilated Irish people. There are no English Catholics unless you are a convert. All the """"English"""" Catholics in England are from Irish immigrants who assimilated.
>>52225219
Following a horny king only gets you in hell. Catholicism is the way. So is driving on the right.
>>52225308
it's sort of the other way here. catholics are chill and dont take it that serious and the protestants are really crazy bible thumpers.
>Fuck off. Most """""Anglicans"""""" either don't believe in God or they busy themselves with stupid progressive horseshite like inviting no-op transgender imams to pray at their churches.
Going to use my student loan to hire an assassin on the deep web and get him to deal with Hampshire for good
>>52225112
scottish catholic here
doesn't really both me that state church is something else. we're all christians
>mfw some cunt tried to shoehorn his way into the day me and a qt had planned
What a gay.
>>52225349
Looks like any number of villages near me
>>52225379
What about Hampshire?
>>52225393
>we're all christians
you wouldnt say that if you lived here tbqh
>deep web
LOVE SHINE A LIGHT IN EVERY CORNER OF MY HEARTH
LET THE LOVE LIGHT CARRY
LET THE LOVE LIGHT CARRY
>>52225352
this is true
t. english catholic
but i did know one lad in school who seemed pure blood english, and his family were mental have 20 kids catholics
On a train home and there is a gang of 5 or so builder-lads on board. Fucking hell their banter is unreal, so hard not to laugh. Didnt think people like this were real so funny
>>52225379
please no
>>52225370
That's because Catholicism requires you to actually try to follow in the footsteps of Christ, which means being more tolerant and forgiving.
>>52225419
well of course not. but nothing could bring myself to fraternise with white people who willingly third word-ised themselves
why do doctor's computers always have windows 98?
i can't be the only one that notices this
I only enjoy four things anymore
>smoking, wanking, getting stoned and sleeping
Kill me
I don't even like 4chan, I come here just to kill time
>>52225354
he wasn't horny, just wanted an heir
things would be much better if the pope wasn't a bellend and just granted the annulment
>>52225463
Not in the developed world, Bruce. My doctors surgery is on Windows 8
>>52225476
DUDE
>>52225463
might just be the desk top style you're seeing
fuck outta here whiteboys
>>52225516
WEED
>>52225352
no, I mean most of them are actually English and about 10% have Irish families. To be fair I'm catholic because of my Scots and Welsh family really
>>52225476
Don't you enjoy tunes?
Why haven't you got a job, /brit/?
>well of course not. but nothing could bring myself to fraternise with white people who willingly third word-ised themselves
>>52225543
muh
>>52225542
2015
>>52225542
LMAO
>>52225480
Could have adopted a refugee. The Pope was right.
>>52225543
No, I mean that those """"English"""" Catholics are not really English. They will be the descendant of Irish immigrants, probably from the 1800s.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>52225562
it's not muh heritage when it's a single generation away and you grew up with them
>>52225502
>not using apple
sure is NHS cheap shit in here
QUE ONDA PIRATAS
>>52225548
Yeah lad
I forgot about music because I listen to it literally every waking hour
>>52225352
i only have 1 irish ancestor (my great grandad) and i turned out catholic kek
had to go to a """church""" of england service for a christening recently, the vicar was a woman and she just kept making jokes, like a shit female comedian trying to banter with the audience, was cringeworthy tbqh
>>52225502
>Windows 8
Girls go to mars; to eat chocolate bars
Boys go to Jupiter; to get even stupider
>>52225219
get back in your grave ian
When will the NHS finally be privatized like the railways?
JUST
>had to go to a """church""" of england service for a christening recently, the vicar was a woman and she just kept making jokes, like a shit female comedian trying to banter with the audience, was cringeworthy tbqh
>>52225560
Because I have autism tbqh.
>>52225622
ok then im italian and portuguese
>>52225633
Literally fuck off, Argie.
>>52225633
>tfw parents didn't get me christened
>tfw if gods real I'm going to hell
Thanks a lot, mum.
>>52225560
you die if you work
>>52225690
what? I'm saying that I'm Catholic because of the community/family I was raised in, not that I'm Scots or Welsh.
>>52225642
iktf
[quavers stench intensifies]
ALL THE BITCHES IN THE HOUSE SAY 'YO'!
terrorists about to get btfo by real muslims
Saudi Arabia has announced the formation of an “Islamic military alliance” to combat global terrorism, an effort to respond to Western assertions that it could do more in the fight against the Islamic State and to solidify its claim to leadership of the Sunni world against Shiite Iran.
The 34-member group, to be headquartered in Riyadh, will coordinate mutual anti-terrorism assistance for members “all over the Islamic world,” Deputy Crown Prince and Defense Minister Mohammed bin Salman said in a rare news conference Tuesday.
The Saudis did not release a membership list, but the alliance includes powerful military players such as Egypt and Pakistan, in addition to Turkey. The UAE, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Jordan, Tunisia, Yemen, the Palestinians, Morocco, Bangladesh, Malaysia, Benin, Chad, Togo, Djibouti, Senegal, Sudan, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Gabon, Guinea, Comoros, Ivory Coast, Maldives, Mali, Mauritania, Niger and Nigeria are members.
Today's dinner: tuna pasta with arrabiata sauce and a few drops of Tabasco for heat. To drink: Tesco's no added sugar, double concentrate diluting orange juice.
Bank account has unironically dropped to below a hundred pound for the first time since uni.
Help lads.
I don't start my new job and get paid til half way through January
>>52225733
You can still get christened mate
>>52225632
MUH APPLE MUH AMERICAN COMPANY
USA
USA
USA
going to do an eat and then take a rubbish out and then do a dish or 30
>>52225787
Better start imposing austerity measures.
church of england is a fucking joke tbf, female priests, soon gay marriage lel
what a fucking disgrace
>>52225816
windows is american too you melt
>>52225857
>better pander to people that'll never convert, that'll help us!
Hahahaha
>>52225827
did you just get up
Little survey lads:
What was the longest you went without wanking in 2015?
What was the most wanks you did in one day in 2015?
What is your average time per wank?
i'm a big boy now. i can do it on my own mum, i'm 21 years old.
I have a m8 who thinks he's really clever and knows a lot about politics and stuff, but he must echoes everything he hears on the BBC, but acts like its is own opinion. It's annoying as fuck, how can I make him stop it?
>>52225785
Biggest Taqyia in History.
>>52225867
>implying you don't buy apple computers and run windows on it
>>52225836
Already am lad
A motnh is still a long time
desu
>>52225857
why do they have to insist on continuing to exist if they're willing to compromise so much?
as insane as muslims are, at least they're consistent in their retarded beliefs
>>52225925
They just want to crush Iran, they're not gonna do shit about ISIS. Why would they when Saudi finances the FSA and ISIS to fight secular leader Assad
>>52225919
tell him you hate politics
>church of england is a fucking joke tbf, female priests, soon gay marriage lel
>what a fucking disgrace
>>52225929
nice damage control
>>52225925
Taqiyya is a shi'ite concept and how would it be related to this anyway
Wew lad
>>52225785
U AIN'T NO MUSLIM BRUV
>>52225902
3 weeks without
4 in a day
10-20 mins
FUCK
My sisters got her literal homosexual friend around and he is LOUD as fuck and extremely stereotypically gay. She has her bedroom door closed and I'm down stairs and I can still hear him shouting for fucks sakes
>>52225985
he's right though, it's completely cucked by leftists
>>52225952
they are largely ceremonial now, i don't understand why people still bother with them and don't convert to catholicism or at least another protestant church that still has some sort of backbone
>You DON'T support female preists? What are you, some sort of reactionary? Clearly you unenlightened papists need to learn the TRUE Christian tolerance and diversity, services don't HAVE to be conducted in the old reactionary way, in fact, I went to a CofE service just last week and we had two delightful young black girls battle rapping bidding prayers at eachother, it was wonderful!!! Clearly you papists need to enter the 21st century!
>>52225463
Are you sure it's not Windows for embedded machines?
>>52226021
go suck his willy
lads
>he's right though, it's completely cucked by leftists
>>52226021
society was better off when they were forced to hide their perversion 2bh
Abolish the house of lords
>this whole thread
>>52226033
I have no idea why though. Why do they pander to people who hate christianity anyway?
>>52226050
most people couldn't give a crap about actual doctrine, it's just something to do on a sunday
>Abolish the house of lords
>>52226054
No, and I've never heard of this until now so that's probably what it is
Thanks for enlightening me Mr. Yank
>>52225902
5 days
6 or 7
20 mins
>>52226071
>he can't even reply to him
>he thinks he won't see it
good morning lads
decided to not text this girl back anymore desu
>>52226076
fedora bait
>>he can't even reply to him
>>he thinks he won't see it
>>52226098
dunno lad
>>52226178
I see you
>>52225010
New meme
>Why are papists so behind the times? I'll have you know my local CofE vicar is a transgender non-binary lesbian and xe'll be marrying the two male vicars from the town across from mine. Will you be in attendance?
>>52225984
He knows I don't hate it though, he knows I like it because he sees me talking about politics and stuff with people. It's like talking to a retard, he doesn't understand anything he says, the most cringeworthy thing is that he actively tells people he's into politics. I've tried to talk to him about politics on a basic level, but he just looks at me with a vacant stare and then agrees with whatever I told him. It's weird I don't know why he acts like this.
>>52226178
i dont like your gimmick
hate this fedora meme but can't help myself to join in
fuck off reddit
So, it's nearly 2016..
going to make myself some breakfast now.
>i dont like your gimmick
>He knows I don't hate it though, he knows I like it because he sees me talking about politics and stuff with people. It's like talking to a retard, he doesn't understand anything he says, the most cringeworthy thing is that he actively tells people he's into politics.
>>52226206
Sounds fucking disgusting 2bh. I guess you could just try steering conversations away from politics.
>going to make myself some breakfast now.
What went wrong?
You have 10 seconds to give me 1 good, practical reason why we should become a republic
>You have 10 seconds to give me 1 good, practical reason why we should become a republic
>>52226277
foodbanks
>>52226200
he does look based
>>52226277
plentiful amounts of food and nothing taught about how to count calories etc
>>52226292
the windsors are cretins and the CofE is an embarassment
>>52226292
behind the times
>I am a monarchist
>>52226292
Queen/Parliament can't charge you out of the ass for living on "her" land.
>>52225560
too lazy lol
>be me
>call a girl 'normie scum'
>no reply for 2 days
jej
>>52226292
IT'S
>>52226327
Aww look how happy she is about her Diet Coke
>>52226327
>diet coke
so why haven't you watched soranowoto yet lads?
>>52226315
>>52226319
I said 'practical'
>>52226338
Nonsense post
>>52226341
cool
Why is the mass media bashing on Corbyn? Are they afraid of his unabashed truth and honesty?
>>52226277
the decadent west
what's wrong with saying non-american english words. I am culturally superior to my fellow burgermen
>>52226337
>t. Corbyn
see brit is still plagued by these fedora autists
>>52226341
>be 190cm master race
>say hi to girl
>no response cause she thinks im creepy
>tell the boys on 4chan i totally rekt her
>>52226292
prince charles will be king
>see brit is still plagued by these fedora autists
>>52226373
>Presented arguments
>"Nuh uh ur rong >x3"
Truly, Hail Britannia
>>52226387
>mass media bashing corbyn
Social media is corbyn terrority and a lot of newspapers are too. So you're wrong.
>>52226363
I watched the first 4 episodes and then just never checked back in with it because it was slow.
>>52226292
cause the queen is like everyone's nan and it would be weird to get rid of your nan yenno
>>52226292
presidential system would improve representation. at the moment most people just vote for the leader and the local mp gets a free pass. if you split the two they would be more accountable
>Article critical of Corbyn
>'IT'S A SMEAR IT'S A SMEAR IT'S A MEDIA CONSPIRACY HOW DARE THEY'
Why are Corbyn supporters such brain dead morons?
What are you listening to, lads?
>>52226387
because most of the british public dislike Corbyn and the media want to sell papers
