Anglo-Japanese alliance edition
kpop
Kyary
4th for ass
ur mum m8
How big are L skinny joggers lads?
>>52184337
>ass
fuck off yank
>>52184276
best day of my life
Really want my willy sucked desu lads ;/
>>52184337
Okay then
i like Jun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52184337
>ass
fuck off yank
>>52184337
>ass
>4th
Fuck off Yank
>people who think these sorts of hats are fucking acceptable.
>>52184252
Friendship for eternity desu
>Tfw autism
>>52184203
yeah museums are great, because you have something visual in front of you to talk about
good for a first date if you might struggle with conversation
what should i do new years eve in Tokyo lads??
>>52184252
All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razorblade.
>>52184402
>people who think any sort of hat is acceptable
>>52184424
lmao that late 00s fashion
>>52184336
>>52184336
>>52184336
I've been drunk with her thrice already, and nothing substantial yet materialised besides a few glimmers of hope. I think if i'm just obvious and say 'do you want go do this activity with me (and me alone)' she'll get the message and give me a straight answer.
>Tfw no cosplay gf
>>52184454
gas yourself
>>52184454
Watch anime
>>52184454
Visit Tokyo tower for the count down and go pray at a local shrine and drink amazake (or eat toshikoshi soba). That is what all Japanese normies do.
I got 10 qts and all dem obedient
>if all muslims were terrorists, you'd be dead.
>>52184433
W..what the hell...?
the whole "can men and women just be friends" thing is so heteronormative fucking hell
Happy holidays everyone, remember Christmas isn't just about Jesus Christ pbuh (who was merely a prophet) but is also about basking in Allah's glory.
Peace.
Haven't been on /brit/ since mark and his tuba. Any new gimmicks?
doing a procrastination lol
Need a little time to wake up.
>Ready Meals where the film lid doesn't peel off properly and you have to cut into it and peel it off
>>52184454
Take me, then we can go to Akhiba and buy doujins and go to maid cafes
>>52184424
fingered all these girls at the same time before
>skinny joggers
end it all.
>>52184554
Alri mark
Hmm
>>52184022
Should I?
SHADYS BACK
TELL A FRIEND
wish i started lifting when i was 16 lads.
>>52184582
>eating ready meals
How does this thing exist unironically
https://twitter.com/heckmeup
I gotcha back, but you best to watch your front
Cause it's the niggas that front, they be pulling stunts
>>52184519
i'm with a friend so i think just going around will be good enough yeh.
>>52184583
defo doing that as well lad hahaha, going with Mugilad so i know he will be into that.
>>52184582
>ready meals
>>52184554
nope just the same gimicks from the same people, every thread
>machine operation
>york
>kpop
>anime
>kyary
>paki
>FONT
>Doing a
>what does sex feel like
etc etc
same shit every thread
>>52184454
Nice place to kill yourself desu
>>52184600
>Being gay
Why?
>>52184632
>white
privileged as fuck
>>52184634
don't like this pic.
she looks a bit downy even for an anime
also putting ur toe in a donut is a bit stange.
pls delete
>>52184585
Once went to a party and met a bunch of drunk Jehovah's Witnesses. They were about it, surprisingly.
Wrong holed my finger into one of the girls just to send her straight to hell tbqh.
>>52184649
Kyary mentioned
>>52184657
Can't help it lad
All these birds who do ayahausa ceremonies are hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhyVTga461s
>>52184673 literally satan ttbh
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_01.12_[2015.04.01_11.24.53].png](https://i.imgur.com/spBVA8y.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_01.12_[2015.04.01_11.24.53].png")
>>52184672
k
>>52184649
>tfw came up with three of those gimmicks
What sort of music plays in nightclubs? I want to be able to namedrop some popular artists and choons if anyone asks me.
Music is so primitive, don't get the appeal
>>52184799
Rascall flatts
>>52184252
But recently, Britain chose China.
Good bye Britain senpai.
Wish you a happy couple life with China.
Is it worth the aggravation to get yourself a job when there's fuck all worth working for?
>>52184770
satan is a pretty cool guy. don't listen to christian propaganda about him. he just wants to do his own thing without gay old god breathing down his neck.
Are there any places in the UK I can see a great white shark? Aquariums?
legit austist lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTSuOkZeE
>>52184799
Depends which club you go to.
>>52184805
wew
>>52184836
B-but we are not allies with China, i-it was only a trade deal!
>>52184799
>nightclubs
This is a muslim controlled area; you can't.
>>52184799
watch 4music for a day, that should cover most of the shit they play.
>you will never be a bridge
Why live lads
>>52184841
Thanks m8
The struggle is real
>>52184847
if you rent jaws you can see one in your living room
>>52184847
north coast of Devon and Cornwall but thats rare.
>>52184847
knowsley safari park
>>52184862
look like besties to me
>>52184346
>models height
>5'10
L M A O
I'm an L in adidas joggers, how skinny are you?
>>52184840
Not really. I only work because I really love my job, feel it's very important, and don't feel I'm being robbed of my time (I.e. a wageslave), my ample wages are just a bonus.
>>52184847
they do poorly in captivity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_white_shark#Great_white_sharks_in_captivity
>>52184862
You seem very intimate for a mere "trade deal" though.
>>52184346
>5'10"
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
>>52184916
I'm 6'1.5
waist is like 32
>>52184922
I was looking for some action, but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol.
>>52184922
What job do you do? Also fuck off billionaire
>>52184967
Get L then
Just go onto the adidas website you thicko
>>52184941
Senpai... Look, they are still wearing suits, look how casual Abe and Cameron are together. True besties.
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/15/facebook-twitter-google-collude-with-german-government-to-censor-discussion-on-immigration/
lads
>>52184933
>too stupid to be held in captivity
sad t/bh
>>52184847
Off the coast of Norn Iron sometimes.
>>52185042
desu
>>52184982
I'm a machine opetator, I operate machines
>>52185024
I feel relieved
>>52184941
Lol bit jealous senpai
>Hey Whats your last name?
>____ why?
>nothing :)
What the fuck is she doing to me senpai?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect
>The Glasgow effect refers to the unexplained poor health and low life expectancy of residents of Glasgow, Scotland, compared to the rest of the United Kingdom and Europe. The hypothesis among epidemiologists is that poverty alone does not appear to account for the health disparity.[1][2] Equally deprived areas of the UK such as Birmingham, Liverpool and Manchester have higher life expectancies, and the wealthiest ten percent of the Glasgow population have a lower life expectancy than the same group in other cities.[n 1]
>Several hypotheses have been proposed to account for the effect, including vitamin D deficiency, cold winters, higher levels of poverty than the figures suggest, high levels of stress, and a culture of alienation and pessimism.[4]
i'm going to make a coffee now ok lads.
>>52184799
most nightclubs play pop shit or pop dance music.
Just look at Radio 1.
Pro tip: you don't want to be able to name that shite, the type of people you'd impress by doing so aren't worth impressing.
>>52185067
Good lad
>>52185025
Lots of Jews complaining about muslim immigration because they're all anti-semites and that. I hear Germany will be moving some Jews into some selected internet free camps to quieten them down.
>>52185024
Cameron's belly is like a small pancake, cute af
You can wait for a lifetime to spend your days in the sunshine /brit/, you might as well do the white line. But when it comes on top you've gotta make it happen.
>most nightclubs play pop shit or pop dance music.
>Just look at Radio 1.
>Pro tip: you don't want to be able to name that shite, the type of people you'd impress by doing so aren't worth impressing.
>>52185134
>most nightclubs play pop shit or pop dance music.
>implying
>>52185093
Stalking you on Facebook. Only reason anyone would ask that.
>>52185134
most *shit nightclubs
>>52184957
Don't post gook pic ITT, please
WEW LAD
>>52185203
Post kyary
>>52185183
It's definitely true in the UK
90-95% of nightclubs are horrible chains that play pop music, 90s pop, or big-room house. They're full of violent drunks and slags.
t. music pal
>tfw you send a message too early and forgot to finish what you were saying and it's shit with context
Fucking hell lads, big mistake
I just said to a girl "when we go out" without qualifying it at all because I hit ender by mistake
>>52185120
me on the left
>David Cameron represents me
my gf
Forgot that I didn't shower today and reached down to scratch my dick amongst my pubes. Fingers absolutely reek now; smells like a mixture of BO and old crayons.
>>52185237
He's not interested, forget it
>>52185237
WEW
post more
>>52185237
Your bottom is 9 inches?
What does this mean?
>>52185237
>9 inch bottom
what a waist
>>52185312
9 inches around from all the knob hes had in there
>>52185140
>I hear Germany will be moving some Jews into some selected internet free camps
ebin
>>52185237
Fuck off poofter, your bender escapades on grindr aren't impressive
>>52185312
he's a bottom with a 9 inch cock, bottom as in he gets fucked
>>52185237
>9 inch bottom
lol that's tiny! How do you even sit down?
>>52185326
Simply excellent post
>>52185312
9 inch dick and likes being on the bottom
>>52185203
you should learn some tolerance, look at sweden japan you bunch of racists
>>52185354
that sounds a bit gay
you sure? the texts didn't seem to suggest that
>>52185255
I dunno. To me it always seems like you guys have it fucking good when it comes to clubs. But maybe it's just your big cities and a case of the grass is always greener on the other side.
>>52185237
>inch
murrican in disguise detected
>>52185203
Fuck off weeb
me and the gf
listening to some kendrick lads
>>52185450
which is which?
me and the bf
Haven't had a single (you)
Wew, so it's settled. Me and this lad are going to shag each others batty holes off on SATURDAY NIGHT.
Cannae wait
me on the left
>>52185416
We do, but yeah only in decent cities. Even there, it's still a minority that are actually about music, lineups and dancing rather than drinking and shagging.
They said I should feed my head but that to me was just a day in bed.
>>52185486
I hope you feel better
>>52185501
lel
is thailad dead
coffee is too hot
>>52185521
Post Kyary you fucking slut
>>52185498
>Scottish bender
cant get more bent 2bh
York's instasync is dead, there any other ones?
Star wars lads
Han dies
Shit film 6/10
going to luxembourg this time next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQZU94Ag7c
absolute stunner of a tune right here lads
>>52185553
but I am not a fan of her desu
>too-many-tabs-open anxiety
>>52185498
enjoy your AIDS
me in the middle
>>52185481
>hey there smoothskin
>>52185502
Ah, okay. Well, at least you got a bigger community. I don't mind it still being a bit underground anway.
>be 6'2
>see a girl today that's at most 4'0
>she's not got those weird proportions that midgets do
>she's built like a proper human being
>spend the rest of the day imagining violent sex with her
It's the closest I've came to committing rape 2bh
Desu desu senpai desu watashi desu senpai
>>52185612
Rasheed
Hmmmf yes the queen, cheers gentlemen to the crown aha, yes! Proud to be British mates, jolly good yes, right ruddy shame Canada changed it's flag, no bother, at least Australia and New Zealand play homage to mother albion! Leave the EU for the Commonwealth Union when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo
kore wa pen desu
me and the gf
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
>>52185649
>>52185630
yeah it's not a bad thing, you just don't go to the shitty normal clubs once you're past first year of uni.
>>52185649
kek literally all the UKIP nonces to a t
anyone here ever paid for sex
>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter
Here I am...
The lad...
>>52185608
FLOOR FLOOR FLOOR FLOOR FLOOR
changed to night mode lads
sleep all day to avoid the normies then at about 2am i go shopping in tesco
lads I literally don't think I've seen one bloke here who could pass for a muzzie Tbh, I was told the streets would be full of refugees n that but I've seen nothing
Also there are so many peng birds here
Krauts might just be the master race
>>52185725
yes
been visiting escorts for years
And the operator says, '40 cents more for the next 3 minutes'
Please Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I'll only keep her a while
Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell 'er goodbye
>>52185734
VERY good post
me and the squad
I didn't even leave the flat today
>>52185194
gook to see the one still doing the rounds
How does make you feel lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReBYIM4475A
>>52185725
Yeah with your mum
The price was my dignity
I'm bisexual, lads. Just found out. I've got about a dozen tabs open of men's clean shaven lubricated gaping holes getting boxed and pounded, nothing makes my heart race faster and gets my cock harder than wanking to this.
15/12/2015
Would you fug?
Born to a pair of Pakistani Muslim parents lads but I'm a white Englishman.
Don't believe me? well let's look at the law shall we:
For a group to constitute an ethnic group in the sense of the 1976 Race Relations Act, it must regard itself, and be regarded by others, as a distinct community by reason of certain characteristics ... Provided a person who joins the group feels himself to be a member of it, and is accepted by other members that he is, then he is, for the purposes of the Act, a member."
Well you're thinking who accepted me as a white British? my gf does and she's a white girl, and her parents also respected my decision. Proud to be British lads, Queen Elizabeth and Old England forever!.
Was at the shop today and forgot to buy a box of latex gloves. Fucking hell I need them for fingering my arsehole, can't believe I forgot.
>>52185793
B L A C K E D
>>52185734
Fuckin lel
>>52185807
violently ill
>>52185817
ROBIN
O
B
I
N
>>52185706
Same here.
>>52185725
Everyone pays for sex, one way or another.
>>52185796
come to brazil
>>52185819
>>52185811
Good lad.
now get into hentai
trust, you love the dickgirls
>>52185817
"""""Kate""""" is clearly MtF so Mary.
>>52185817
Robin is literally me
>>52185763
>Lose WWII
>BTFO by reparations
>Split in two
>STILL the best country in Europe
>STILL better than us at football
>>52185763
>peng
Fuck off Rasheed
>>52185819
I don't accept you, therefore you are not part of it.
>>52185819
fucking traitor. enjoy identifying as a murdering imperialist dog
EVERY NIGGER IS A STAR
>>52185763
depends where you go. I was in the Munich the other week and saw loads of mudslimes.
>>52185897
post nudes of mary
LADS THE HATCH ON THE ISS IS ABOUT TO OPEN
G E T
E
T
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>52185888
I already like those and 3D sissies, feels ubermensch.
want to get violently raped by a syrian refugee to make him feel at home
doing an air conditioning
Why is everything in Britain so much more expensive than in successful countries?
>>52185819
fine. just leave your shit-hole heritage at the door and you're all good.
>>52185902
>I don't accept you, therefore you are not part of it.
Sorry but the majority of the country accepts me as British hence the government has granted me several documents and rights indicating that i am in fact British.
Similarly all English sporting agencies consider me English so I can play for England, therefore I am English according to our glorious unwritten constitution!
>>52185756
Sounds comfy tbqh
>>52186010
That is not how it works lad. Citizenship =/= ethnicity.
>>52185807
She looks bemused.
>>52185997
government regulation and pandering to the fringe loons. china builds 10 airports while we have a single building delayed because a rare newt that nobody ever heard of lives in the field.
>>52186060
yeri a qt
>>52185975
very good lad
how about dark skinned elf dickgirls?
nsfw
https://i.imgur.com/eWHKxSR.jpg
>>52186060
looks bored and fedup
>>52186060
soulless insectoid gook
>>52185990
t. Jeremy Corbyn
I've seen all your qualifications
You got from the Sorbonne
And the painting you stole from Picasso
Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does
When you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan les Pines
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan, on your back and on your legs
(言_言){there is no delicious food in UK.〕
>>52186066
Sorry but the law is the law, the law says if the majority accepts me as part of that group which is both british and english, the fact that the government which grants me these statuses is elected by the majority and therefore representative, suggests i am in fact an Englishman.
If you don't like our law, and want to impose your own sharia law, how about you go back to Afghanistan Rasheed
>>52186124
watch yer mouth
>>52186085
Don't forget the NIMBY scumbags that block any attempt to improve infrastructure
>buy house near an international airport
>throw a tantrum when airport is to be expanded
Tags: ahegao anal big balls big nipples big penis bondage collar enema futanari hairy armpits humiliation inflation lactation metal armor nose hook pasties shemale small breasts tentacles tiara urethra insertion
seems good desu
*posts question with obvious answer*
pls gib (You)s
>>52186169
what is this lad
>>52186060
post new ones la
>>52186168
exactly. we will never have an extra runway because of the decades of consultations and legal challenges.
rate my kgf lads
any interested in docking with a cute boy
Hi lads how are we
>>52186217
is she legal?
>>52186169
>inflation
>shemale
>futanari
Truly the most degenerate of tags
Only NTR can surpass them
>>52186169
>armor
Fuck off yank
UKIP? A bunch of racists and islamophobes methinks!
>>52186169
>urethra insertion
that makes me feel uncomfartable cause i have phimosis
>>52186210
one of kakugari kyoudai works... look it up maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc
>>52186248
>16
All thunderbirds are go fa͏m
>he hasn't done 1P-LSD
You have LITERALLY no excuse.
male: anal, blowjob, crossdressing, demon ,males only, spanking, yaoi
female: shemale
>Get home and realise I've left my christmas shopping in the cinema showers
>>52186243
Im alri u alri?
>>52186266
a urethra insertion caused your phimosis?
>>52186166
Kill yourself desu lad.
>>52186221
>wen ur girl want another round but u phresh outta cum but then ur boy hit u up with a reload
