every day is one day closer to putin's death edition
Not cool
Every day is one day closer to all our deaths.
Second for /balt/ + /AUSNZ/
Estonia's NEET army checking in
>>52184653
Rude.
50M get
>get dubs
>after post cap
Hello!
>>52184736
You are approximately 2184736 numbers late.
Congratulations.
Life promises each of us only two things.
1. Death
2. Mistakes
Think about it, the only true certainties in life.
>>52184765
Always welcome
>>52184765
Yes, hello?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bzUIpgjisI
>we are not Slavs
First for playing runecape
>>52184780
lmao how high are you right now?
Does Putin like the Baltics?
>>52184774
But did I get it?
>>52184915
Putin is an Eestiboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHYHJpx9uL4
>>52184915
he would like to own them
TERE TERE VANAKERE TO YOU TOO
PLS DONT OCCUPY
>>52184915
Who doesn't? Apart from the locals.
>>52185133
Am I funny guy or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLCUCiTJv-o
Latvians making a film, lads.
Looks interesting tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2_WNJWCT8
>>52185214
Yes
I think computer addiction is replacing vodka culture nowadays.
>>52185180
i don't judge movies by their trailers, but it looks like a hollywood remake of a korean horror that got 20% on rottentomatoes
>>52185214
what the fuck is bobby doing there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ijqxl3CxK8
Fugg. Posted this hipster shit in dead thread. Enjoy.
>>52185214
me on the right
>>52185340
you have too many russians for vodka culture to be replaced
>>52185391
It's not a horror.
It's about a WWI German field doctor, who is sent to a sanatorium where soldiers with PTSD are staying. The only horror the is the horror of war.
>>52185653
kool
>>52185535
>no qt girl
not interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIbk_NG7YQ
>>52185241
>>52185471
>>52185572
I like this video very much.
I like balt very much, too bad you're poor like Dovydas explained
>>52185535
Pretty good. Has a kino feel to it.
Business Idea: Change the name of /ausnz/ + /balt/ to /altz/
A is from aus
Lt is from balt
Z is from nz
>>52185876
No.
>>52185876
/banz/
>>52185876
If you do the work I'll do the thinking.
>>52185876
>What is brand recognition
>>52185653
sounds cool, gonna watch if I remember to
>>52185876
>lt is from balt
Don't you mean Lietuva?
>>52186019
Business Idea: Intergrate /ausnz/ + /balt/, /eire/ and /brit/ into one mega general called /banter/
b is from balt and brit
a is from aus
n is from nz
t is from balt and brit
e is from eire
r is from eire
quite chilly
>>52186240
quite warm here
>>52185876
>>52186019
It's /bantz/, you cunts. It's already been established.
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/58467335/politics/balt.html
>>52186235
I vote for Baltic independence with friends /ausnz/
>>52186358
veto
>>52186358
veto
>>52186351
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/52184629/international/balt-ausnz.html
sp00ky
>>52186458
>haveahappyday
Every day is one day closer to all our deaths.
>>52186358
veto
>>52186343
no.
>>52186358
Me too desu.
Top banter from le Weedman
http://upnorth.eu/canadian-pm-trudeau-baltic-nations-are-not-a-thing/
>>52186770
estonian tier desu
Just woke up after having a ripper of a wank lads. How's everyone
>>52186770
Rude as fuck
>>52186866
ripper wank? did you rip your penis?
>>52186941
Nah it means a had a top notch wank. An excellent wank.
>>52186770
>>52187098
post more kranklis
>>52187194
Is this a new meme?
>>52186770
>upnorth.eu
Xth for /balt/
>front page delfi lt - http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/lithuania/kanados-premjeras-pareiske-kad-baltijos-tautu-nera.d?id=69863356
>front page delfi ee - http://www.delfi ee/news/paevauudised/valismaa/video-kanada-peaminister-balti-riigid-ei-ole-paris-asi?id=73212607
>front page delfi lv - zirga galva irrelevant stuff
why is latvia so slow to get news?
>>52187194
have this rare Classic
>>52187312
because we're not stupid
he obviously was saying that he doesn't have a favourite baltic
can you yeach me some australian slang?
>>52187383
Yeah, he also said he wouldn't say which province he preferred. Still, it's pretty funny the way he said it.
>>52187254
Are you guys finally at peace, this time for real, or still using up some leftover rounds?
>>52187493
chip buges
>>52187544
what?
>>52186358
veto
>>52187527
Not yet. We are still in ceasefire and peace talks though. FARC has commited to sign the peace in march next year. Right now they are collaborating with the army to dismantle the many landmines they left in the countryside.
We still have some criminal groups leftover in the jungle, but with the collaboration of the FARC, their future is pretty grim.
>>52187515
Can't wait for all the "oops we misinterpreted his words" articles.
>>52187783
I stopped following this when all that happened seemed to be peace talks first, then gov would airstrike the rebels or the rebels would shoot up some soldiers and both would cheekily promise this was the last one, the other side would retaliate and so on.
Godspeed lad. Long conflicts can get boring, time for new targets.
>>52187936
nah, he will still probably apologize for saying something that can be misinterpreted
>>52187238
the only new thing here is you, lad
>>52187318
I already have that one, but thanks anyhow
Do you like tomato?
>>52188158
A Counsur of fine Kranklis.
I can give you this Soviet knockoff, the Bpoнкa-1
>>52187318
Sure we did...
>>52188218
ur mum likes TO MATe On the kitchen table haha
>>52188397
You are a disrespectful person.
Kranklis is great meme.
>>52188218
Only sauce.
>>52188158
This is the dankest meme I have ever witnessed
>>52184711
>>52184811
>>52186211
>>52186866
>>52187544
>>52188099
>>52188288
>>52188333
very nice digits, lads
keep up the good work
>>52188494
Y-you too, Eesti
>homemade meatballs
>>52188675
>homemade meatballs from Selver
tfw no effeminate lithuanian bf to cuddle with
I want to cuddle with a Lithuanian boy.
>>52188710
>>52188719
Lithuanian boys are very rare
>>52188704
>Selver
RIP ;_;
I
P
;_;
>>52188719
ur mum wan- ahfuckit
>>52188710
>>52188719
heres your reply, silly boys
>>52188719
Hi there....
>>52188863
>>52188865
Please love me.
>>52188919
Only if no homo.
>>52184678
> Wanting Putin to survive another heartbeat
>>52188865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBGIG5aNcyQ
>>52188719
>tfw no one wants to cuddle with an Estonian boy
Ayy.
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1450208362957.png
>>52189281
/ausnz/ quietly swam back to Oceania too. That's it. No more Baltics, no more friends, no more nothing.
Doing a Lithuania.
>>52189279
I will introduce you to a Turkish girl who visited Taliin two years ago and adored it but I hate your posters.
I would do this for based Lithuania but she told me Vilnius was the worst part of her trip.
>>52189382
top kek
Details, lad?
>>52189382
Vilnius is the worst part of everything, tbqh.
>>52189440
Lel. She was a real cute girl. She went to Talinn with Erasmus. After returning I asked her some questions about Baltics. She basically told these;
>good place but too depressing, dark and cold
>Talinn is great
>Riga is great
>nice people who are not total racist against Turks
she looks giaour anyway.
>Vilnius was a waste of time
>Lithuania is the worst Baltic country
>ANON are you crazy? who would ever wanna see Lithuania more than Estonia?
I tried to hit her but she made out with a K*rd.
>>52189516
Not him, which cities are nice to travel in there?
>>52189516
You name it. Of Lithuania, of Poland. And I'm fuking stuck here.
>>52189581
>she made out with a K*rd
top cuck
>>52189593
Give him the special, boys.
>>52189593
Small cities, in summer. This applies to all baltics. More culture, more nature there. Unless you want city life and architecture, in that case I question why come here.
>>52189593
the meme is that vilnius is the only city in lithuania as others are just large villages
>>52189593
Memelere kanma. Vilnius süper bir şehre benziyor. Based Litvanya.
>>52189636
I'm cuck as fuck since all my crushes were gotten by other guys. I think I will find myself a Lithuanian or Latvian chick.
>>52189593
Visit Trakai or Nida maybe.
>>52189724
>I'm cuck as fuck since all my crushes were gotten by other guys
top kek
>>52189712
like? I already heard riga and tartu, besides that any reccomendations?
>>52189724
no no no
being a race traitor is BAAAAAD
you should find a turkish qt, if you want from a more developed country, look for one in germany.
>>52189712
>architecture
old Riga has great architecture though
Since there is another Turkish brother ITT, time to put my superhero trip.
I think you started to be my friends. Belarus guy is the best poster here. Second is Kranklis posters. Third is kuzuzu. Fourth is mine. Fifth is your mums.
>>52189801
An Anykščiai is fine too.
>>52189825
he's not giving up his dream anytime soon
>>52189844
>trip
ok lad you better take it off
only balt-approved posters are allowed to carry self-identifying info
>>52189851
I'm from Molėtai, so it's all the same to me.
>>52189835
tbw Klaipėda kas shit like Riga. Vilnius is somewhat different. Way less german influence.
>>52189825
everytime you open your mouth a lie comes out
why cant you all just cut the shit
>>52189811
Bro you can always post here. I'm a regular and respected poster of /balt/. You are my brother and feel free.
>>52189825
No, I want to raise Turko-Baltic alpha kids who will save your beta men from brownies out there. I'm white, educated, good-looking, funny, sporting guy.
>>52189844
>I'm a regular and respected poster of /balt/
>>52189844
>Trip in /balt/
>Not filtered
And it was just starting to get good again.
>>52189964
güldüğüme umarım alınmamışsındır anon :3
>>52189964
>I'm white
post handz atleast
>>52189947
the fuck you telling how a balt should act in /balt/ general
>>52189911
I go there every summer for the festival. Food is shitty and the service is awful, but nature in that bit of Lithuania is really nice
>dat river valley
>>52190025
Keep postin' them.
>>52190044
because your shitting up existence
People here could identify me just based on the countries I've traveled to. Can you fucking believe it? I can't even reveal my fucking first name.
>>52189851
>>52189801
>>52189712
>>52189722
thanks lads
>>52189811
Sigulda, Bauska, Cesvaine, Tērvete and others for Latvia. Nature, small cities and castles. Gorgeous places. Lithuanian lads mentioned some already, not sure about Estonia. I just know that they had a strange aversion to roadside pubs where you can get something to bite. Here there's one on practically any road. Maybe they got better, I don't know.
>>52189835
All Hanseatic cities look the same. Visit one, have visited them all.
Okay lads, I'm sorry for breaking no-trip rule. I just want you to love me like you love kuzukuzu. You can also find me girls from your countries. ( No Eesti. )
>>52189911
>Molėtai
radviliškis tier
>>52186770
>BALTIC NATION
>THAT ARE NOT A THING
HAHAHHAHA KURWA
Literally no one on west will even care if putin will invade this countries...
>>52190059
>dat river valley
Have one here too, in fact lots of towns do.
>>52190120
>Sigulda, Bauska, Cesvaine, Tērvete and others for Latvia
also thank you lad
>>52190079
lmao kid this is not your playfield
just stop embarassing yourself
>>52190169
>Literally no one on west will even care if putin will invade this countries...
>implying
They will express grave concern and call for peace talks.
How are we going to live down the bullying that's coming our way /balt/?
>>52190064
It's starting to get comfy
>>52190167
Is that good? Never been there, I know that it battle grounds with Bermnotian shits though.
>>52190246
>They will express grave concern
this
>>52190169
Don't get any ideas now, Poland. Vilnius mūsų.
>>52190246
>They will express grave concern and call for peace talks.
Yeah...
fcking west..
No one care about Eastern europe except us...
>>52190169
But Poland will right, RIGHT??
>>52190358
>>52190384
>>52190330
Gotta stick together mates
>>52190450
Smart desu
![intermarium_by_optimus01-d65andh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NCgJ9Vn.png "intermarium_by_optimus01-d65andh[1].png")
>>52190358
>>52190450
INTERMARIUM WHEN
>>52189844
>I think you started to be my friends
fuck off tarakān
>>52190515
>Balkans
We can get some of them but not all, that would make union even weaker.
>>52190561
rude
>>52190515
>lithcucķ wants to be under polish rule again
How do I find an Estonian gf? I think we can all agree that asking people in public places is just a meme.
>>52190641
We have a plan :^)
>>52190612
What the fuck is kuzuzu, Mustafa?
>>52190612
>tarakāns posting anime
i don't think this can get any worse
>>52190712
They blow up too, you know
>>52190698
>>52190712
I'm non-tripfag Türk.
>>52190655
When you find out, share.
>>52190844
Estonia for Estonians desu
>>52190910
What is estonian if not a miserable pile of nogf?
>>52184736
Fucking Estonians man...
Something happened. I didn't used to like mayonnaise before, but now I do. Like if I'm making a sandwich, instead of spreading butter on the bread, I'll thinly spread out a spoonful of mayonnaise. Is this normal?
>memestonians
>>52191134
>mayonnaise
>>52191134
You are finally becoming white. Congratulations!
>>52191206
go home ivanamal
>>52190515
Looks similar...
>>52192170
No education = no future (fuck the curfew)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtcHZR5KR3s
3:36 paiku, lmao
>>52192294
What are you saying, lad?
>>52192170
Seems more than reasonable.
Please quiet down, lads. It's nighttime in /balt/.
>>52193361
Oki.
>>52193361
cyкa гaнc нe cпи ))))))))))))
>>52190330
I can't stop laughing like a retard at the girl's expression. It's honestly the best thing I've seen all week.
Hold me, /balt/
![one_angry_gook_1346720129[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ACvMrI1.jpg "one_angry_gook_1346720129[1].jpg")
>>52193837
Yeah they all do this face.
I got up at 11 again
I am a disappointment to my nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGipyRkgC_Y
can't get enough of this lads
doing a fashist, lads
t. Karlos Ulmanosa
>>52194050
I liked it
very odd desu, I didn't expect anything decent to be posted here
>>52194063
>Kaža
>fašists
no
>>52194382
I imagined an Ivan might call him that, lad
>>52194358
The whole album is pretty good, chap.
>>52194617
listening to it as we speak, draugs.
doing a sleep
>>52195159
Good night, chap.
>>52195159
nice
>>52195572
life is precious
REMINDER THAT MR WEED MAN FROM CANADA HATES /BALT/ SHITPOSTING
>>52195159
doing ur mum
Going to bed, chaps. Good night, chaps. Aussies and kiwis, have a great day!
>>52195817
Can't argue with that, chap. Good night!
>>52195953
Same, good night.
>>52195953
nightypoos
dubs :D
bracing for tornado
>>52199798
I've never actually been to seedknee
Is it good?
>>52200125
I've only ever been to Sydney airport so all I can say is it's better than Brisbane airport but worse than Perth airport.
>>52200205
Hong Kong Airport is the GOAT airport
Kiesa minedas mindaugas esu drink'inu vytautas only. I am forsas pisk nx eik tu nx :D:DD kaunas ftw, alytus cbb 2bh
Wilno plytos gaidy dusk smaugti tavo kekse mama cia kobra davai blet loxas duhas pz urod nx :DDD remove lenkas
I am going to Lietuva, am I missing something?
I thought I had anal leakage but it turns out I just did a really bad job of cleaning my butthole
>>52202525
Thank you for sharing this vital piece of information, now I can go about my night secure in the knowledge that an austbro is not leaking out of his arse.
>>52201026
Did you invent your own language or something?
Seriously what the fuck
It looks like Lithuanian mixed with Xhosa and Klingon.
>>52202815
Do Estonians poop?
If I had an Estonian bride, would she poop? Would she bleed out her vagina? pls respond
>>52203446
She would probably shit the bed constantly.
Vaginal bleeding is on a monthly cycle unless you badly fuck up fisting.
I miss Baltics desu
Screw these ausfaggots, /balt/ belongs to /cum/
>>52203955
"no"
Hello are you there?
getting a haircut soon
Missing out on runescape right now
>>52184780
Forgot the memes
>>52206506
Whatchu having senpai?
>>52207444
I asked for "JUST"
think it went pretty well
Morning my negroes.
>>52210029
Morning mate.
>going to work this morning
>usualy gf drives
>usualy a short kiss for goodbye
>this morning gf needed the car to go to another city
>father driving
>stops at my work
>start leaning in for a kiss
Wew lads, I think I just went full Pavlovian response here
Good morning boys.
>>52211249
Should have went all the way.
>>52211358
I don't think our relationship is there yet
>>52211249
ha gay
>>52211249
>this morning gf needed the car to go to another city
Wew lad, sounds like you've been cucked
>>52211358
https://youtu.be/u3rUb59jpTc
>>52211695
Is it though? Is it really? I mean, at least half of the genes are shared. By extension masturbation would be half-gay.
Can't think of anything to post.
>>52212426
How is life in Finland? You getting much sunlight?
>>52212444
>How is life in Finland?
Mind-numbingly boring
>You getting much sunlight?
About 6 hours a day
>>52212492
>Mind-numbingly boring
Do you ski? I watched a video about skiing in Lapland and I want to go one day. The skifields here are hard to get to because of the high altitude
>6 hours of sunlight
m8 that's pretty harsh
Fug
>>52212537
>Do you ski?
Nah, never really liked it. Not that there would be any chance to do it where I am because there's no snow either. Lapland is pretty nice though, would recommend.
>m8 that's pretty harsh
Yeah, JFMSU senpai. And I'm on the coast, it's even less inland.
Good morning, chaps.
>>52212857
>it's even less inland
Is being inland a good thing? Just wondering
please don't kill yourself or anything
Needs some sprucing up
>>52213003
Are you a /cum/ sanctioned invader or a free radical?
>>52213044
He's a fucking leaf
>>52213044
hes a fucking leaf
>>52212860
sup familia
>>52212914
>Is being inland a good thing?
Dunno, never lived there. Though I've heard that people living on the coast would be happier.
>please don't kill yourself or anything
Saving that until I'm 50+ tbqh
>>52213044
He's a fucking leaf.
doing a wank
>>52212426
hehehehehe
>>52213044
I'm a fucking leaf
