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Anglo-Japanese alliance edition
kpop
Kerry
>>52187297
fucking hate those subhuman japs
skorea > china > japan
not even a kshitter
insider trading edition
yuri malenchenko is a great lad
maisie
>>52187297
right: tall handsome aryan and future leader of men
left: ugly little potato faced chink good for working the fields and nothing else
preparatory wank
>>52187382
japan > china > skorea
What culture and history does South Korea have in comparison to China and Japan? None outside of turtle ships
>>52187382
Kyung-Min Park detected.
>>52187382
>skorea first
>>52187382
By what metrics do you think China is better than Japan?
She a go
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ahhhh i wanna taste a dick
>>52187382
>>52187416
B..but I thought we were friends mates
yes japanese are sure brilliant i love their rich culture of girls not shaving down there and drinking tea.
if i wanted to have any nationality do human experimentation on me, it would definitely be japan, look how honourable these guys are.
>all white cis men
fucking disgusting
Azusa
bomi is the best apink 2bh
debate me
>>52187505
We are, ignore them senpai, probably just shitposting Pakis.
The British Empire had a policy of glorious isolationism during the Victorian era.
This worked well as a way of keeping us out of foreign messes, but eventually we had to end this isolationism and start making alliances as other global powers were rising.
As soon as we ended this isolationism, can you guess who our very first ally was?
Yes, that's right, it was Japan in 1902.
What you guys think of eurasian girls?
I like Jun
Hi lads x
>>52187529
this tbqh
listening to chiptunes lads
listening to chip lads
>>52187595
One day
>>52187382
>Kpop
Shit taste. Why are there 4 /britbong/ threads?
>>52187348
What makes you think this is me? It is not
>>52187593
Ha-Young is the best apinku la
>>52187606
abominations
does the ISS have wifi
>>52187617
>chip
Fuck off yank
>>52187639
fast threads lad
>>52187593
pleb
hey britpoops
just a friendly reminder 'cuck' is not filtered any longer
you bunch of cucks
have a good day
>>52187660
Yeah haha
Doing a space poo
>>52187660
>shitposting in space
>>52187656
Rude
>>52187692
>nederpoops
>>52187660
if it is allah's will
>>52187639
>Shit taste
this is a no bully area, you can only stay if you post weird nose chan la
who is the best asmr girl lads?
>>52187708
found the dyslexic
a n i m e
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cuck desu baka senpai
cuck tbh smh fam
>>52187692
y-you too
unironically and literally might go to bed soon lads, I'm absolutely cream crackered x
would be nice if someone tucked me in x haha
>>52187494
LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER PASS THAT SHIT PASS THAT SHIT PASS THAT SHIT PASS THAT SHIT LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT THAT SHIT LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT IT UP MOTHERFUCKER PASS THAT SHIT PASS THAT SHIT PASS THAT SHIT PASS THAT SHIT
Buying far too many takeaways desu
>>52187735
TheUKASMR before she got fat
what's everyone's favourite smart anime?
here is a short-list if you dont know what i mean;
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
Mine is Yuru Yuri and K-on.
>mfw the Egyptian pyramids were more ancient to the Romans than the Romans are to us
>>52187760
can someone translate this please?
scottish people are literally scum
>>52187760
gas the scots desu
>>52187642
I was just saying you caught me, I did just want an excuse for posting my shit. But how is that any different to Kyary and anime posters?
>>52187837
>Hi bike
>>52187595
Researchers performed invasive surgery on prisoners, removing organs to study the effects of disease on the human body. These were conducted while the patients were alive because it was feared that the decomposition process would affect the results.[20] The infected and vivisected prisoners included men, women, children, and infants, including pregnant women and their infants impregnated by Japanese surgeons
Plague fleas, infected clothing, and infected supplies encased in bombs were dropped on various targets. The resulting cholera, anthrax, and plague were estimated to have killed around and possibly more than 400,000 Chinese civilians.
physiologist Yoshimura Hisato conducted experiments by taking captives outside, dipping various appendages into water, and allowing the limb to freeze. Once frozen, which testimony from a Japanese officer said "was determined after the 'frozen arms, when struck with a short stick, emitted a sound resembling that which a board gives when it is struck'",[27] ice was chipped away and the area doused in water. The effects of different water temperatures were tested by bludgeoning the victim to determine if any areas were still frozen
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
Good luck Tim!
>>52187896
Any day now! it's gonna happen!
>>52187845
>mfw we live closer in time to the t-rex than the t-rex did to the stegosaurus
business idea: sell lewd kpop fancams as softcore porn in the west
>>52187837
k-on
kiniro mosaic
not seen any others on that list, been thinking of madoka though
razing h*mpshire to the ground as soon as i become prime minister tbh
>>52187881
Oh I don't care what people post
I'm not the janny or his cohorts
>>52187941
fug
>>52187888
Those are ayylmaos from the Roswell incident
>>52187941
shit is that true? cool factoid m8
>>52187837
>no usagis
>>52187896
if it this current one works out it's not gonna happen until i go back to uni in 2016 haha
gf2015 has no chance now
>>52187837
All good though I did not personally like Madoka and YY
>>52187977
>Tfw want to post the ones of them dissecting alive children but don't want to get banned.
rich culture you got there, real zen.
>>52187962
Good girl
did someone say usagi
>>52188031
do Japanese people feel remorse for Japan's actions in WW2?
>>52187724
>Nosechan
Fuck off, flip. Only white aryans allowed.
>>52187996
short-list not a complete one, and its not the smartest anime i have seen tbhla.
>>52188031
why not? Madoka is just nice visual, YY fair enough.
Pulled a nerve this morning. Need one of those chinky birds to strip naked, step all over my back then stick pins in me.
>>52187837
Golden Boy
Cyber City Oedo 808
Legend of Galactic Heroes
Welcome to NHK
BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY
DON'T THINK I COULD TAKE THE PAIN (STAY NOW)
>>52188077
do british people feel remorse for britain's actions during the colonisation and slave trade?
@52188091
no anime made after 2000 looks good
>>52187837
>Kyoanus
Anus.
>>52188082
>flip
Don't say lan jiao things like this ah
>>52188123
Yes I think so
>>52188123
nah, theres still japanese people alive who murdered people in ww2, we stopped the slave trade and colonisation was good.
>>52188112
>>52188136
@52188134
KYS
pleb pls go. this is for serious anime only.
>>52188123
pride.
>>52187495
L O N D O N
>>52188123
>what are lefties
>>52188123
Yeah the Romans were bang out of order
anyone else ever walked in on their mum sucking off father christmas
>>52188177
>moe moe shit is serious anime
>tfw gf keeps recommendign me magic girl bullshit
REEEEEEEEEEEEE (yeah that's right ;-) )
what did she mean by this?
>>52188032
In order to fight the Mau Mau insurgency during the conflict, British troops suspended civil liberties in Kenya.
In response to the rebellion, many Kikuyu were relocated. Between 320,000-450,000 of them were moved into concentration camps. Most of the remainder - more than a million - were held in "enclosed villages".
Although some were Mau Mau guerillas, many were victims of collective punishment that colonial authorities imposed on large areas of the country. Thousands suffered beatings and sexual assaults during "screenings" intended to extract information about the Mau Mau threat.
Later, prisoners suffered even worse mistreatment in an attempt to force them to renounce their allegiance to the insurgency and to obey commands. Significant numbers were murdered; official accounts describe some prisoners being roasted alive.
Prisoners were questioned with the help of "slicing off ears, boring holes in eardrums, flogging until death, pouring paraffin over suspects who were then set alight, and burning eardrums with lit cigarettes". Castration by British troops and denying access to medical aid to the detainees were also widespread and common.
Among the detainees who suffered severe mistreatment was Hussein Onyango Obama, the grandfather of U.S. President Barack Obama. According to his widow, British soldiers forced pins into his fingernails and buttocks and squeezed his testicles between metal rods and two others were castrated.
nobody's perfect m8
>>52188219
my mom left me when i was ten
>>52188077
I feel remorse for fighting against Britain yes. Now we are friends.
>>52188091
dunno I didn't really get the appeal
Also didn't like gochiusa and felt bored
>>52188252
fuck off yank
>>52188219
no but i once had this little spacker walk in on me while i was getting sucked off by this ugly slag when i was dressed as father christmas
>>52188228
WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY
>>52188251
Corbyn who let you on 4chan
>>52188267
why? you personally didn't fight in the war and neither did anyone in this thread. You should feel pride in your past. Your country has the oldest company still in use.
>>52188317
brat is best non main girl.
read any good books lately lads?
>>52188324
>acknowledging that the Empire sometimes did evil things amongst all the good things suddenly makes you a lefty
only a fool sees the Empire as a purely good or evil thing. it had its ups and downs.
me on the left
>tfw got a really fat arse and all the girls at work keep trying to slap and grope it
>>52188032
link
>>52188301
piss off cockney
Twice as many British Muslims have went to Syria and Iraq to wage Jihad than have joined the British Army so Trump is correct in his statement.
>tfw cousin a year younger than me just moved into his own flat with his qt gf all because his dad owns a massive company
>didnt even go to uni or anything, just got given a job at 16 with a solid career path
>meanwhile im in my final year of uni and wageslaving a shitty retail job and probably wont ever achieve shit after i graduate
>>52188381
nice that you found a woman who really appreciates your anime collection 2bh
tfw small penis
>listening to christmas songs on shuffle
>Saviour's Day comes on
>>52188380
The empire was purely good and anyone who thinks otherwise probably voted green and is a member of momentum
luv it
Oh, sweet thing
Zion doesn't love you
And Babylon don't love you
But you love everything
>>52188123
so sorry x
>>52188381
scottish bender?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/drinks/10-of-britains-favourite-brands-of-tea-ranked-from-best--to-wors/
>Live voting to determine the rank
IT'S GOING TO GET MESSY
BASED YORKSHIRE TEA CURRENTLY WINNING
>cant find a crack for ableton that doesn't look like it will kill my computer
wish i had a gf, or friends, or human interaction and contact. i also wish i was a girl.
how is your area lads? ive seen two muslims in my area in the past 5 years, am i safe?
>>52188349
Thanks mate.
Well yes, but one of my relative did fight and died as a kamikaze pilot during the kamikaze operations near Okinawa. I am proud of him.
>>52188469
pg or Yorkshire
>>52188508
same here except the last one
fucking shirt lifter
>>52187297
>not being the original weebs
French City with 40% Muslim Population is the Most Dangerous City in Europe
>>52188469
>drinking tea from bags
if you don't have several tea strainers including several to take to work you're a pleb tbqh
>>52188560
which city?
>>52188446
>Boer War concentration camps
>Amritsar massacre
>Chinese resettlement
>Aden torture centres
>Irish Famine
>Bengal Famine
>purely good
you've outdone yourself rorke
yank uni under attack lads
>>52188534
wew lad.
i'm just another human being all i ask for is a little respect at work
no, not ask, DEMAND
>>52188536
Yorkshire or Tetley for me lad
>>52188429
>dad owns a successful company and makes a lot of money
>won't give me anything
Both love and hate him for it t bh
>>52188607
Americans really need to sort their muslim problem out.
>>52188549
thatd be portugal senpai
>>52188531
all the muzzies (6 of them) gather in this tiny building attached to the back of a takeaway
don't know what they do in there but it absolutely reeks and the flies love it
>tfw mum talking shit about me to my Nan that lives in Australia
>>52188458
>i know where that mural is
>>52188601
Most of them were necessary evils tbqh lad and amritsar was a single mistake during a time of not doing massacres. I bet you think we're killing millions of syrian babies.
>>52187864
Biffie McLeod - My mother is in the hospital and the door of my house got kicked down when I was out seeing my mother - honestly
Kayleigh - Ah well, don't piss people off or they wouldn't do such a thing. You cause trouble for yourself all the time
Biffie - Fuck off kayleigh
Kayleigh - Who do you think you are talking to you disgrace, I was only giving you advice you fat fuck
Banter
I twago u kin nae spik tha leid o' da folk wha bide in tha kintra, du shidnae cam tae tha kintra n' spik buerla.
^ that is proper scots, these bimbos are speaking some shite slang
>>52188596
marseille
wew
http://thetab.com/2015/12/15/fabric-will-not-forced-sniffer-dogs-id-scanners-65678
>>52188649
That is why trump is here. But you guys seem to hate him and do petitions against him, take away his degree and such. Why?
>>52188534
one of my mothers side relatives thought for the SS in Hungary and he fled to England before the soviets got to Hungary.
theres this semi qt girl at work and she seems to proper ignore me when im around cant work out if shes intimidated by me or just thinks im pathetic and doesnt wanna talk to me
mate saw this in london
>>52188386
That could be a positive, you dork.
>>52188750
Probably because she thinks your a creep for staring at her
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ancrum_Moor
English "People"
>>52188739
Those votes are 100% from students, Muslims and Muslim students
>>52188764
bet it was east london
the council estate slag at work keeps cracking on to me lads but she's nearly 30 and I think she might have a child
>>52188701
of course they were necessary, that doesn't make them morally good though. still evil.
the good we did outweighs the evils though, yes.
and nah, i'm against big dave's bombing campaign purely because he's an autist who refuses to work with putin and assad. supporting "70,000 moderate rebels" to put in place after bombing is pants-on-head retarded.
i'm up for military action when it's done sensibly. dave's not doing that 2bh.
>>52188709
i actually went to fabric a week or so after one of those deaths and everyone was talking about sniffer dogs and i was sitting there bricking it with a load of mandy in my shoe but then there was just nothing there haha what am i like x
>>52188739
>you guys
it was started by a scot and only half the signatures are from uk ips, and half of those are scots and the other half are londoners (pakis)
i think trump is absolutely right about our muslim problem
>>52188429
Just ask your uncle for a job and you can do the exact same thing.
>>52188657
ye but who cares about the portuguese
>>52188835
am probably going soon and was worried about the dogs too haha, seems like it'll be quite easy to get stuff in though if you're not a moron about it
"Scottish people"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaayOEIQ9Y
Who /Thighs/ here?
>>52188822
You're not that bad tbqh going by your other views. I'd argue if something was nessecary, its good.
>>52188854
Ablerto Barbosa
>>52188838
>our muslim problem
You mean our white bigot problem
STEEL FOR HUMANS
Trump Says Migrants will “Destroy All Europe” Says Merkel is ruining Germany
>>52188789
i dont really stare at her. just today we both had to stay behind and sort out all these hangers in the stock room and she just seemed really shy 2bh, she isnt a proper qt, more of a solid 7 or 7.5 which leads me to believe shes intimidated by me
>>52187529
They only experiment on Chinks though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn
English "Soldiers"
>>52188889
me, familia. got any more?
really fucking fancy this girl at work lads but I'm too autistic to talk to her and she sits quite far away from me
what do lads?
>>52188889
Depends, if you turn thick thighs into obese you've got shit taste
>>52188748
Glad he was safe. Though how was he admitted in the UK if he was in the SS? By plane?
>>52188838
>>52188813
Oh ok East Londoners I see.
>>52188954
feel her up in the corridor
if you have CCTV then do it in the car park
>>52188954
Sit closer.
>scottish 'people'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xan2xU-ZFic
depression causes physical pain not just mental
>>52188915
fix it for yea
>>52188941
just try talking to her, if neither of you attempted to make conversation its your own fault
i just got home and realised I've left my christmas shopping in the cinema showers! fml
>>52189013
i love you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stirling_Bridge
English "wars"
nearly new years eve lads
I look forward to toasting the new year with you
>>52189075
>cinema showers
what
>Tfw constantly moaning miserable mum put me off having relationships with women for life
>Not gay
Its a lonely feel
got the next 3 days off so im getting drunk hahaha
drinking jamesons select reserve
>>52187382
Japan > China > Korea (both)
They're all treacherous orientals though.
>>52189075
>cinema showers
>>52189139
just turn gay for a bit
>>52189083
>tfw spending christmas and new year with family
>tfw I dislike most of them and only do it not be alone
haha
>>52189177
can I come mate (not joking)
>>52189012
>Ayrshire "people"
Fixed for you friendo
I'll kick your cunt in.
>>52189083
>had a chance to celebrate my birthday and Hallowe'en and NYE with a qt I met in uni
>Turned her invites down at the start of the year until she stopped talking to me entirely
>Back to celebrating everything alone
H-happy New Year, eh?
>>52189165
>Australia
anyone else spending this christmas abroad?
>approach bedtime for wageslaves
>anime nonceposting has ceased
>>52189165
Where does your date wank you off in your cinemas?
>>52189196
haha its not as fun as it sounds, they don't even wash their glasses haha
Nah just joking aboot with you lot, some English lads are alright x
>>52188889
I'm pretty thighs desu
>>52189165
It's probably meant for those watching R-rated films
>>52189249
I'm considering it
last NYE I was determined not to be alone again so I walked down to the local pub but it turned out you had to have a ticket to get in so I stood outside almost crying as the clock hit 12
this year I will just kill myself instead
>>52189249
Nope, mate of mine is going to Norway for Christmas tho, immensely jealous.
want to drop out of uni tb.h, but im in my 2nd year and dont know if its worth it after pumping so much money into it....
>>52189139
You're not alone lad.
Raise until I was 16 absolutely hating me dad because of all the shit she fed me about him, then she got a new boyfriend and started doing the same weird psychological stuff with him, calling the police all the time etc and I saw she was a legitimate psycho.
Really scared me desu
I want him to pound my bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGniqOhUbbU
>>52189305
why? whats wrong senpai?
>>52189270
Really good post.
>>52189284
haha
so where should I meet you
>>52189334
i think you might be gay.
>>52189338
The alternative is an awkward xmas with distant relatives I haven't seen in over a decade la
>>52189270
but it's 8:43
Just had a wank to Skin Diamond, m8s
>>52188989
Well, I was told by my father that he escaped to Italy and gone by boat with 3 other soldiers to Canada but by accident they landed in England. So, he rented a room with the other lads near the seaside at night and the time he got back to the boat, the others left him. he burned all his SS officer uniform and started a new life. Not sure how but he managed to get a decent job and all. Very smart man I was told.
>>52189306
good lad
>>52189323
My mums not that bad she just never shuts the fuck up and she constantly moaning about minor things. Cant even have a real conversation with her.
>>52189324
>Harry Leslie Smith
>>52189399
northerners cant tell the time
>>52189400
Was it a good one champ?
moving to marseille lads
Think I failed an exam today but rocking out to some T. Rex and beer, feel slightly better
Think I might've snagged myself a bf lads
Unironically think chinks are more of a threat to the free world than Muslims.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35031313
>>52189433
>"southerns"
>>52189360
i don't know haha, I can't afford to drive
bored off my titties
>>52189455
Why the move lad?
>>52189403
Sounds like a story from the Great Escape; very brave man indeed.
>Chinese markets
>unregulated
T I P
T O P
K E K
doing a wank to pics of local escorts because the fact its actually possible for me to go and fuck them gets me off
Feel like I'm gonna spend the rest of my life alone lads
>>52189465
pretty gay tbph
>>52189470
How can china in the south china sea be bad? it will be a great battlefield map!
>>52189531
Literally me
>>52189306
want to hear about my last NYE? To give you an introduction, I'm 22 years old, I'm a boy and I live in England.
I have brown hair and I have blue eyes. I havent touched a girl who wasn't my mother in 4 years. I attend university but I always sit alone and noone knows who I am. I live on my own, and I have no friends.
A girl straight came up to me in class, we talked for hours about philosophy, and music and art and she was beautiful.
She said we should meet up and have drinks for new year.
>Going to meet at 10pm
>Go to a pub early at 9:30 to have some drinks to up my confidence
>wait til 10 before texting her where we'll meet
>"Oh i'm just at some party, how about we meet about 11?"
>Okay.jpg
>Have more drinks alone in pub, surrounded by large groups of people laughing with each other
>starting to get weird looks by now, it's 10:50pm on new years eve.
>Finally leave and start wandering through town, try to call her, no answer, send a text asking where she is
>call three more times and no answer
>fifth call some guy answers and tells me to "fuck off and get some friends"
>I can hear her laughing in the background
>start crying in the street as i walk, groups of drunk girls laugh and jeer at me
>walk aimlessly around for about 2 hours in tears
>spend new year sitting alone on a park bench crying, looking at fireworks in every direction
>at about 12:40am wander home, my parents and their friends ask me how my date was
>my dad looks visibly proud of me
>muster a smile "it was great"
>go up to my room, lock the door, cry
I'm never going to trust anyone again, this was the only girl who has talked to me with interest in years.
Bit shit tonight lads, can someone ~spice~ it up please?
>>52189500
not as bored as me today/yesterday
sitting in work for 9 hours with a headset on waiting to take a call, 0 calls came in today
sat there doing nothing for 9 hours
>>52188419
[citation needed] pal
>>52189536
So? Being with someone is over-rated, look at the divorce rates!
>>52189565
>want to hear about my last NYE?
No, you bender.
>>52189531
remember escorts can turn you down
>>52189531
I just did that. I like the ones that are a bit chub because I imagine I'd be less awkward around them.
>>52189565
F-fug ;__;
>>52189573
are you allowed to like piss around on your phone or something during downtime?
>>52189565
wew, what an utter cunt.
Most people wouldn't do something like that la.
>>52189569
instasync t︂b︂︂h
>>52189569
you laugh you lose
>>52189565
>, I'm 22 years old, I'm a boy and
You're a man now, you tard.
>>52189565
sounds pretty tragic. You should become a monk
Here in my car with my cat
>>52189452
yeah she made me cum real good this time
>>52189649
no, not allowed to have your phone out or listen to music and there's no tellies
had to read a book today, don't even like reading. Same thing again tomorrow :c
>you will never wake up at 4AM nearly pissing yourself with excitement on christmas morning again
>you will never be surrounded by people who love you unconditionally and would die to protect you again
>you will never be naive enough to believe in father christmas again
>you will never sing little donkey with the LADs at primary school again
>you will never endure a shit primary school christmas dinner and then have a little party at 2 in the afternoon again
>you will never see the people who've passed away at the christmas dinner table ever again
>you will never have your whole life ahead of you again
can't wait for this disgusting 'growing up' meme to die out, literally reddit tier time of life
>>52189630
They won't though as long as you're not aggressive or unclean. A beta boy like you would be a meal ticket for them.
So were do we all live?
>L20
How long does it take for nicotine addiction to cease?
I have only had three fags in to weeks and they were last Tuesday.
Tbh, I only averaged 6 fags a day.
>>52187297
Was this a real thing?
Can't imagine being mates with a nip
>>52189565
>I havent touched a girl who wasn't my mother in 4 years
Fuck off normie
>>52189707
Good on you old boy.
>>52189565
literally had this music playing whilst readng this
https://youtu.be/whk7aEVgmBg?t=24s
>don't tell the bride
How scripted is this and how much is real cringe?
>>52189715
>you will never see the people who've passed away at the christmas dinner table ever again
fucking got me with that. I miss my gran so much
>>52189700
utterly useless
pack it in Dave
>>52189715
I live this life still at 21 ( rebirthed two years ago though and living my life over again so I turned 2 this year! ^_^ )
yanks out when
>>52189772
4 days. not kidding either, after that the nicotine is completely out of your system
>>52189815
she misses you too mate
>>52189772
It's a subtle thing. Eventually you will go back
>>52189764
>KW15
>>52189630
i've been reading an escort forum for months and they very very rarely turn someone down, you have to do something incredibly disgusting.
>>52189819
Blew it
hu
>>52189786
probably not mates, just a photo op with respective students/naval cadets.
>>52189565
Hey guys want to hear my NYE story
>be cute girl
>talk to some pathetic loser to get him obsessed with me
>invite him to new years drinks
>say I'll meet him late to make him go outside alone
>ignore all his calls while laughing at him at the party
>get boyfriend to insult him
>laugh at the fact he'll be wandering around alone while everyone laughs at him
>spend rest of year laughing at pathetic loser
Was pretty good tbqh
>>52189565
Man you make me feel glad I had no plans for NYE, last NYE I just got smashed alone in a pub and ate a curry alone on a bench while watching the fireworks.
>>52189852
wut
hu lads
>>52189859
>i've been reading an escort forum for months
why? you fucking weirdo
>>52189598
Yeah, spent the last 5 years watching people getting engaged as well, not exactly heaven m8
wew lads
https://cock.li/transparency/2015-12-15-subpoena/
>>52189565
FONT
>>52189872
whoops
*hi
&_& sorry about that lads
hu hu hu
>>52189916
Seems quite seem
lone li
>>52189859
>all those "I just had an 80 year old client are dicks supposed to be shaped like that" posts
>>52189921
at least i don't watch anime
>>52189859
>too socially inept to actually hire an escort despite stalking the forums
wew lad
>>52189909
Ye dinnae ken aboot Orkney?
>>52189993
same
>>52189859
sends us a link lad x
interested now x
who /midnightmass/ here?
>Poleaboo has spent the last 2 hours speaking to Poles
Feels good
>>52190063
nah, out getting pissed lel
New years resolution is to get in shape enough to visit an escort lads
>>52190063
any qts
>>52190039
saafe.info/main/index.php
oh e
ah i
oh e
ah i
uuu uuu uuu u
>>52190018
arr dont be sayin shit arright! jog on fella
>>52190094
If you like old people then yes
>>52189565
You were brave. I can't even talk to a woman and not feel awkward and blush. That is why I have always been alone and never had a gf. Though I do have some normie friends who I don't talk much now. This NYE will be just an average day, hanging around in /int/.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/3wy6pd/lpt_what_to_do_when_your_partner_has_a_crush/
cucks
WE
>>52190141
you're the cuck
>>52190137
You're Japanese though, that kind of thing is acceptable
>>52190170
WEW
>>52190063
And proud lad.
>Welsh
>Male voice Choir
>Opera
>Real loud desu
>Go to small service at local chaplaincy in Llantilio Pertholey
>Blast the fucking place down belting out some classics
>SongsofPraise.webm
>Get asked back on the reg
>>52190090
>No anon, I'm not going to take your money because you have love handles, good day!
My first client tonight was an experience and a half!
He walked in and strode to the bed saying 'Let's get started.' He politely counted out me fee then stripped down to his hard-on.
I had to lick his balls in a specific place and then he looked at my fanny which I inadvertently touched as I was pulling down my suspender belt and he made me go and wash my hands. He then followed me to the bathroom where he pulled my cheeks apart to examine my arsehole as I was washing said hands before asking me if he could check my teeth and tongue.
WISH>>52190202
OGGY OGGY OGGY
>>52190191
>not browsing epic reddit forums like british problems
haha I ran out of tea haha
>>52190235
OI OI OI
west < east
i dont get tired
>>52190090
Most of their clients are fat middle aged men who are divorced or trapped in sexless marriages. Don't think they will bat an eyelid at you and they will likely be glad to see someone younger.
>>52189715
Pfft, literal manchild.
>>52190191
hey, reddit is an absolutely fantastic website to visit and participate in. okay?
>>52190222
isn't this the normal thing to do before sex
What do you do once you get a girls number?
>>52190272
OGGY
>>52190372
have a wank
>>52190372
do a text
>>52190372
throw it away, I have already won
>>52190372
do a text
fuck niggers
smoke weed
stop caring about usless shit bc we all gonna die anyway, live yr life to the fullest
Haha lads
Just got back from a Church choir performance. Dozens of us singing, big audience, was great mang.
Unfortunately I had gulped down too much cold water beforehand, so I had to run off the stage twice because I had to go throw up in the toilets hahaha what am I like
>>52190408
OGGY
gonna wrap some presents then have a wank
wish I was dead
>>52190372
text them until they stop replying and cry at how shit I am
>>52190372
depends on the context in which she gave it to you
>>52190141
I don't have to worry about this. My GF is obsessed with me. She's with me 24/7 SHE'S WATCHING ME TYPE THIS PLEASE HELP MEEEE HELPPL:SDFL{|F"D
S
>>52190392
>>52190405
What do you text?
>>52190439
Hey, it's anon, how are you? x
>>52190372
ring her
>>52190372
do a text m8
>>52190439
hi how are you
>>52190372
generate replies
>>52190420
>Church choir performance
MISS
HIM
>>52190452
and say what?
>>52190439
some variant of hey or hello, and then make small talk until it gets going
>>52190420
you absolute ledge
>>52190372
call a suicide hotline
>>52190372
Do a poo
>>52190452
>ring her
>>52190372
text her but dont reply back when she replies because that's what she will do after an hour or so
makes you feel like you beat her at her own game
>>52190478
Alri
>>52190478
just give her a ball of eggs
she'll get the message ;)
What do you when you get a girl's number lads?
need some replies and (you)s PLEASE.
>>52190508
>not putting kisses at the end of your texts to girls
>>52190439
ask who her favourite keion is
>>52190478
"what's the craic, do you want to go for a drink?"
>>52190472
>christians are now fedoratippers
haha what
>>52190509
OGGY
the gf
>>52190478
Help me save the white race by fostering my seed
>>52190517
>Not wanting to finger the bint in the back of vodka revs
Just stay over there mate.
>>52190527
i think you mean bowel you stupid shite
>>52190372
Don't do anything since I don't want to create an awkward spaghetti situation once you start a conversation and run out of topics to discuss. That shit hurts me.
>>52190548
do people actually unironically do that? it's cringe af
>>52190550
>Gay-on
bowel fuck willy wank bank tank spank thank
>>52190556
IT'S OGGY OGGY OGGY ON THE FOURTH CALL YOU MELT
goal gf
>>52190559
She's a black Muslim though
>>52190548
>putting kisses on the end that soon
let the girl do it first and cry as you realise she never does it for you but does it for everyone else haha
Shall I learn SQL or SAS lads?
>>52190605
Bottom
>>52190594
I put winky faces of everything to make myself seem less boring and more flirty
>>52190640
>gif
fuck off
>>52190633
Send her number to GCHQ then
>>52190617
nah its
OGGY OGGY OGGY
OI OI OI
OGGY OGGY OGGY
OI OI OI
OGGY
OI
OGGY
OI
OGGY OGGY OGGY
OI OI OI
you buffoon
>>52190633
Then text her: "hey. mobile phones are haram, just like my pork ;) xx"
>>52190651
You might actually make money in a shit job if you learn SQL, learn a real language unless you want to motivate yourself to kill yourself as databases are shite
>>52190566
in english please
>>52190651
SQL is literally English mate
>>52190651
probably just end yourself desu
Never met him but he came in my can room last night spent 98 pound and got me a huge gift ️ He is also sending a booking form to take me for a show in the west end I can't belve my luck I get to dress up classy and see a show dinner and then to the hotel Wher all I need to do is stick a toy up his ass
I'm very much looking foward to seeing him ;D lets hope he becomes a regular
>>52190651
Join the SAS so you become based like him.
bit racy this one lads
>not watching luther
fuck sake lads
>>52190721
Don't tell me how to speak my own language mate.
>>52190722
All coding languages are literally english unless you're learning some foreign one
>>52190770
New series out yet la?
>>52190770
*stomps feet*
>>52190756
i like her attire
>>52190756
she's clearly not able to do the dishes
0/10
>>52190696
NAH MATE, IT'S
OGGY OGGY OGGY
OI OI OI
OGGY
OI
OGGY
OI
OGGY OGGY OGGY
OI OI OI
Get it right you spoon.
>>52190756
>a real girl will never do this for you for free
>>52189419
>>52189324
good lad
>>52190756
>Still hasn't done the washing up
Very bad girl.
>>52190784
Yeah but there's no weird shite and it reads like a shitty sentence
>>52190859
i would
>>52190784
>coding languages
>>52190881
asl
>>52190881
liverpool
>>52190756
I wouldn't mind a go on that to be honest.
>>52190859
No girl would do it for free anyway, if you get me.
going to propel some malodorous, rusty brown urea out into the world from its designated ejection hole, most likely into my toilet bowl
>>52190858
ffs
check the office season 2 you mug
you're wrong
>>52190928
i get you f.am
>>52190881
move to maine and become my wife
i have big 7" penis 4 u
>>52190959
>season
fuck off yank
mum knicked me fags
The space shuttle had a flight failure rate of 1.5%
>>52190941
Girls don't poop
What happened to those schools that got shut in burgerland then?
>>52190784
you're welcome btw
>>52191013
Nothing, some arsehole sent a vague threat so they closed them all.
At least the IRA had the decency to be specific.
>>52191010
>poop
fuck off yank
>>52191020
>gif
fuck off
>>52190970
you're a big guy
>>52190970
im only a slut for english lads
>>52190959
>Not going to live matches and chanting it.
You chant 3 oggy's twice down my end and we'd chuck pasties at you lad.
>>52191009
Superior Soviet technology beats puny american shuttle
>take 2 pain killers
>now in a good mood
wew
>>52191013
They got closed for the day
>>52191055
>>52191055
i am new english
>>52191064
take more
>girl I like from work just called my mobile
>bottled it again and didn't answer
>>52191013
>be american
>recieve an email from someone using the 'cock.li' domain threatening 1000s of schools in a state
>take it seriously
>shut them all down
>still get shot the next day anyway
>>52191117
pix?
>>52191176
>hi anon I really need that work done for tommorow, if its not done you won't have a job
good job lad
>>52191176
call her back senpai
>>52190063
Lol what are you, an 80 year old man?
i got 6 jobs i dont get tired
>>52191246
she's not above me in the company hierarchy
>>52191268
no credit, cba to get any
wanna go buy sweets or something desu
>>52191386
>hi anon, the boss said if you don't do the work by tomorrow you're sacked
>>52191423
>paying to ingest poison
lmao, you can't make this shit up.
>>52191471
i'll end you
>try to avoid sugar when dieting
>Keep it up for a few months
>dark chocolate is now delicious, never want sugar in tea/coffee, sweets & fizzy drinks are sickly
It's goat lads, been at least a year now. Come on and join the master race.
>>52190550
>>52190604
Literally saw a girl with a K-on shirt at work yesterday lads, it was pretty weird.
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