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Soviet Republic of Yorkshire edition
/balt/
bowlegged yank girls
Azusa
Curry
Jun
Corbyn will make anime illegal
vote for him
>>52181585
left ur mum bowlegged m8
>tfw no kyaryposter bf
anri
>>52181539
>two sad Hampshire cunts
>he doesn't know it's all me
Long distance yank gf says she's gonna do uni In the UK lads
>I'm not a Nazi. I am a national socialist
Wish I was better at coming up with ideas for tracks tbqh, everything I make is boring or has significant elements stolen from something else
https://clyp.it/0ti5ovdb
need a wank
This post is literally awful don't read it
>>52181621
interesting
>>52181617
bent
>>52181609
seems a bit much
>>52181604
bit rude
>>52181603
this is a free country
Horrific betrayal of 1400 children
>I am not a Marxist
>>52181671
You can tell she's a slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMk2EwRi4Q
^Realist of niggers
>>52181609
no please
Brits must embrace our culture to keep the alliance
>>52181661
>Long distance yank gf
>my wife's son
>>52181539
Not me la
>>52181576
Not going to lie
Solid 9 when I've got a fresh cut and five o'clock shadow
Maisie
Can california link me her reddit please
internets fucked and that cant post most of the time but seems to be workin today fukin weird that proper mental but arite ennit
>>52181716
>stripper heels
hhhhhgggnnngngnmmmmmpp
>I'm not a national socialist I'm SNP
>>52181716
Christ how do normies get off to this 3DPD shit
need to shag sara
Oh god lads
I'm trapped in a car with my mother and sister and they've started talking about politics
Just stumbled across this gem lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jov-R1FfoJs
>>52181721
Here is an example of the proto-anime depiction of the alliance as cute girls.
>>52181781
wasn't she a youtuber?
>>52181783
>>>/int/ita
This is an Anglo general
plan is to get Pissed tomoz aiii
>Tfw managing the call centre
I woke up this morning to find that my brother has come all the home from Manchester just because he's worried about me. Tears are real
>>52181827
Tell them about the Jew lad
A brit will get selected as part of the first mars crew, and we'll send a paki to show how diverse we are
>>52181827
Your sister fit mate?
>>52181827
Jerk the wheel and put it in the treeline if they get out of line about based Trump
>>52181781
https://www.reddit.com/user/Dormers
very very smart anime here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw
^Classic Internet parody.
Plan is to get pozzed tomorrow
>>52181661
Long distance Brit MILF gf says she's gonna bring your chicken tendies down to the basement soon
Recommend me a fun movie to watch tonight lads
>>52181865
that you sershlad
>>52181742
Sorry you're out of my league ahahaha x
>>52181865
>not managing the machine centre
baka desu senpai
>>52181937
we don't have basements here desu
>>52181938
'cific rim
>>52181920
Do you wax your butt?
>>52181900
not in the slightest, and she's 15
>>52181904
Sister is talking about #not all muslims or something aaaa. I don't even care one way or another, I just don't want to be forced to listen to peoples shitty opinions
>>52181938
Boku no Pico
The pinnacle of Japanese entertainment
>Brits in space
Space empire when lads?
>>52181938
amelie
>>52181785
Hot innit
>>52181799
By wanking
holy shit I fucked up lads
>have shitty sleep Monday night
>big day Tuesday
>early work followed by all this other shit
>get through it all
>bit sleepy but don't nap because I want to have a good night's sleep
>get to 2230
>someone is in the shower when I go to have one
>decide to just lie on my bed and wait for them
>next thing I know I'm drunkenly waking up
>realise I fell asleep
>look at the clock
>4 am
fucking hell lads hahahaha
2 pussy 2 kill myself
Where's the roughest area in England? I might go there and pick a fight with the hardest cunt I see to get stabbed or shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-0kYhqoRo
Watch this and tell me what your thoughts are on it.
>>52181955
hahahah
I wasn't offering in the first place xoxo
>>52181928
Ahh the halo somerset poster comes out of the woodworks
>>52181981
>#notallmuslims
Treeline
Don't bother hesitating
>yanks call goujons "tendies"
>>52182021
Hampstead
>>52182012
thats not too bad just have a little nap after lunch
>>52182026
nonse fuk
downloading an album with 0 seeds and 6 peers
going to be a good samaritan and seed it when it finishes
feel well chuffed
Fuck Brits and western civilisation we will dominate you kfar dogs
Thinking about ordering a daki again lads
>>52182026
literally me
>>52181981
>Sister is talking about #not all muslims
She wants the BPC
>>52182053
>I think of sexual things when I see little girls
Lad... you have some issues.
>>52182026
This shit is all over social media here and I have yet to watch it.
>>52182052
I really don't want to do that
I might try and go back to sleep haha
>>52182041
>trees
>great plains
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>52182106
ur words not mine sik fukr
>>52182072
*sends you a picture to use*
>>52182069
>I dislike dogs
Why don't muslims like dogs?
>>52182135
Roll it in a ditch then, idgaf
Just get it done
>>52182021
just get blind drunk on a railway line
>>52182151
muslims and islam is retarded so they have retarded beliefs. simple.
>>52182040
h-hello
>>52182072
*becomes your daki*
nothin personal kid
>>52182159
But what about me senpai
>>52182072
get a nice Ayano one desu
>>52182132
i assumed that wasn't a option, seems pretty seem desu senpai
italians a twat language ennit tbf
>>52182151
Says they're dirty in the Quran
>>52181938
L'Échelle de Jacob (Lyne, 90)
I cant believe how much theft goes on. people should be ashamed of themselves. when so many of us work so hard for our money an they walk into where u work an fill up their bags and attenpt to walk out without paying.... Disgusting. the penalty for shoplifting should be harsher. chop off their hands.
>>52182151
Muhammad was scared of dogs, so Muslims hate dogs, they can only keep them as guard animals.
>Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of year
>Is actually the most depressing
seems pretty seem
>>52182192
Jump ship last minute mang
Gotta stick around to make sure you finished the job anyway
>>52182231
Subtle Rasheed
>>52182197
Might get this one 2bh
>>52182231
>the penalty for shoplifting should be harsher. chop off their hands.
Rasheed
>>52182240
Only if you're a lonely autist
you get to nuke two counties in england
pick which
>>52182231
This, know someone who reckons she is entitled to steal things because it's someone else's fault she gets away with it.
>>>/tv/63673906
Lets try to get Lisicki in a porno
>>52182233
They're missing out
>>52182247
Its alright, she's stopped
Maybe she'll grow out of it eventually
>>52182266
but i dont want to be cucked desu la. would i have to get that one as well just to be with Jun.
>>52182294
hertfordshire and somerset
another new years alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
>tfw not old enough to be a dirty old pimp
>>52182285
So a significant proportion of 4chan then?
>Muslims at work say they drink vodka when out on the pull
>won't eat sweets because they're haram
Huh?
>>52182285
Where do you think we are?
who the fuck is this italian
>>52182300
He already has his own anime film
>>52182294
Hampshire and Yorkshire.
So what plans do people have here for Christmas? I will be staying at home as usual and watch Chinese cartoons.
>>52182345
classic banter
>>52182294
Hampshire and London
>>52182359
Conditioned to hate pigs
>>52182359
muslims are hypocritical idiots mate.
>>52182294
Hertfordshire, Kent
>>52182333
You would have to come over and share it desu
>>52182359
breaking news: religious people are hypocrites
>>52182294
London and Birmingham, no idea what the counties are for those.
>>52182368
thats my oc stop stealing it
>>52182380
very good
>>52182389
hit and a miss
>>52182402
complete miss
>>52182337
good lad
>>52182381
watching Chinese cartoons at home, packing for my trip to Japan.
staring at the beast with teeth blood red lads
>>52182367
*forces your head*
>>52182396
Wow they really are true Brits.
>>52182415
pakishire one and pakishire two
>>52182240
>implying it's not autumn
>>52182459
haha
>>52182294
>you get to nuke two counties in england
Don't you get that once you drop a modern nuke in any place in England, the whole country will be ruined.
>>52182381
>>52182459
Shit's about to go down
>>52182294
South Yorkshire
West Yorkshire
>>52182381
I go through the usual joy of having to make the effort to see both parents separately as they're divorced.
I'd rather watch Chinese cartoons desu.
>>52182402
sure :^)
>>52182455
alri rasheed. bit mad?
A lot of hate for Hertfordshire out there.
>Is it the uni?
>>52182381
Going to see my parents and my siblings. Then on boxing day most of the family meets up. There should be about 200 people there that day.
Muslim gf keeps asking when I'm gonna convert lads.
Fresh dough daily
>>52182483
sorry didn't mean to bring back bad memories xx
>>52182503
yeah
>>52182510
Tell her you're converting to tengriism
Lads, I've got something stuck under one of my keys and it's an island laptop keyboard so I'm not sure what to do
Tried compressed air already and it did fuck all
>>52182459
What does he say?
>>52182364
>>52182357
Not everyone here is a virgin hermit :3
>family getting back together
>old friend coming home with his kids
Gonna be a good christmas desu
>>52182510
Enjoy the honour killing if you say you won't.
I hate it when people say "Money can't buy love" because I can convince myself to fall in love with prostitutes and because I can never have the social skills to start a relationship that normal people have. I have Asperger's.
>>52182380
>>52182423
>nuking Yorkshire
Rasheeds
What unis do you go to lads
>>52182539
Pop the key off
remove the crumb or whatever
pop the key back on
>>52182503
hwo new r u .com.couk lamoooo xdddDD
Going to be looking after my gfs son over christmas whilst shes on a business trip with her boss, anyone got any ideas for what we could do?
>>52182586
Islamic University of London
Wife's muslim son is asking for stuff for christmas FFS
>>52182586
York
>>52182591
Pretty sure popping the key off will fuck it up
>>52182500
>Call people Rasheed as an insult
>I'm ginger and therefore whiter than most
>Get insulted for being ginger
This is what I'm talking about.
>>52182586
Islamic University of London
Key broke in the lock of my car door haha what am I like
>>52182609
>my gfs son
>>52182609
Prepare you anus for child support payments.
>>52182613
Buy him a couple science and world history related textbooks
>>52182586
Goldsmiths, University of London
>>52182586
UEA
>>52182609
go 2 ur nans b4 i get ther frist
>>52182595
No, thank fully I'm leaving this peepee soaked heck hole soon.
http://www.islamic-college.ac.uk/
Oh shit lads, it exists.
>>52182609
How old?
Wife's boyfriend isn't getting me a present for Christmas lads. Bit rude.
>>52182586
The University of Life
>Buy him a couple science and world history related textbooks
>heck hole
>>52182636
Rasheed
>>52181518
>Soviet Republic of Yorkshire edition
more like islamic republic
>>52182706
قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ (ص
طَلَبُ الْعِلْمِ فَرِيضَةٌ عَلَى كُلِّ مُسْلِمٍ أَلا إِنَّ اللَّهَ يُحِبُّ بُغَاةَ الْعِلْمِ
>>52182069
Insha'allah we will prevail, brother.
>>52182706
>You will always be northern
GOAT feel
>Goldsmiths, University of London
>>52182636
Gingers are the most likely to convert to Islam.
>>52182750
Fuck, I completely forgot about that dickend. Well played tbqh.
who /norf/ here
>>52182759
Islamic gommusism :D:D:D:D:D:D
/GF2015/ is over for me, unless I strike super lucky either tomorrow or friday.
Anyone else still holding out for the end of the year?
>>52182586
I dropped out from huddersfield uni years ago because it was shit
> tfw sershlad is probably working right now
Why do NFL players wear so much protective gear when their 'sport' isn't even half as tough as rugby and stops every 15 seconds?
Who /Ass/ here?
>>52182820
>piss flaps
literally makes me throw up every time I read it
>being this mentalist
lmao u r some looser
>tfw payday
Wat do /Brit/?
>>52182863
>fat jew
no thanks
>>52182820
Wish I was. Probably more northern than most northerners, just a bit more coherent.
>>52182441
Good lad
Where you going?
>>52182523
no worries mate
Don't think about wasting your great country and all those historical buildings and such
Carpet Bombing East London is sufficient.
>>52182863
That shop kek
>>52182865
piss flaps
piss flaps
piss flaps
>>52182863
disgusting, she probably can't even get in there to wipe properly
My height is 1.89m am I the tallest person ITT?
>>52182863
>tfw no more ass threads on /sp/
>>52182894
>Carpet Bombing East London is sufficient.
Rorke
>>52182873
hookers and blow m8
>>52182863
dat booty got me like cuh
>when people lampoon marxism
>>52182894
Hiroshima
Holy fuck why didn't none of you cunts tell me about Luther? It's fucking incredible.
weeeewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawoooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeewiiiiiiiiiwuuuuuuuuuuuwyyyyyyyyywiooooooooooowaaaaaaa
can't see my oneitis' okcupid account without signing up :-(
>>52182921
1.90m here
good night
>>52182921
I am 173cm and could heem you any day any night
>>52182888
I've taken up imitating michael palin's personal accent
people say I'm an incoherent cunt
>>52182873
>getting paid in cash
what do you do m8?
>>52182955
You never asked
>>52182980
>measuring your height in cm
>>52182865
beef curtains
beef curtains
beef curtains
>>52182955
>BLACK BULLS IN EVERY SHOW
>>52182991
Self employed m8
Not drugs
>>52182894
wahey like Tokyo and Kyoto, from 29th- 14th or something. only thing i know i'm doing 100% is going to the K-on school.
>>52183015
Always ask for tv suggestions 2bh
>>52183018
fuck off yank
Quick somebody make me hungry
>>52182921
I am 5'4" (162cms)
>>52182921
195 laaaaaaaaaaadsss hahahaha
>>52183060
We do feet and inches here Rasheed
>>52183042
Everyday is a good hair day.
>>52183068
http://foodporndaily.com/
>>52182865
>>52183029
Wizards sleeve. The whispering eye.
>>52182988
You're just not very good at mimicking people's accents then tbf
>>52182930
Hedonist pig!
>>52182991
Thingymajigs
>>52183068
*passes to the left*
Gonna teach english japan. Hope my northern accent doesnt hold me back. Wish us luck lads.
>>52182921
I'm 169cm and listen mate, you are a fucking tosspot I could bang you up any day any time so dont go about picking fights with me yeah
Hey /brit/ I'm Tayne, your latest dancer. I can't wait to entertain you.
>>52183090
Looks too sweet
>>52182921
199cm here, manlet.
>>52183082
haha I'm 5'3
I might as well be fucking dead
>>52183146
Click it mate
>>52182980
tfw 170cm and will never grow any taller
>>52183094
>>52182906
>>52183029
it's called a fanny you fannies
>>52183131
Fluhrganstow please.
>>52183089
wahey
>>52183042
>K-on school
What is that? Never knew there was such thing.
>>52182921
Im literally 6'3 (190cm)
unlucky
>>52183152
>5'3
lol I'm 4'9 you don't even know pain
>>52182949
your image has nothing to do with marxism and if you think it does you probably thoroughly misunderstand it
>>52183108
>being a foreign English teacher
enjoy being treated like a failure
>>52183182
weeb thing he made up
>>52183097
NO NEED TO REMIND ME YOU KNOBHEAD
the only British accent Poles understand is generic BBC RP, everyone speaks fucking SEPPO
>>52183155
Have you got something to get me in the mood for egg and chips?
probably the greatest gachimuchi vid in existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM
aside from the boss of this gym one 2bh.
>>52183204
no you're not
>>52183031
There's a difference between a nigger and a black man
>>52183227
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=egg+and+chips
>>52183182
>>52183218
https://punynari.wordpress.com/2010/09/25/k-on-school-anime-pilgrimage-part-1/
>>52183031
Don't need Labour mandates for that, we've already got the people running the BBC enacting their own cuck programming.
>>52182921
I'm 194, there's a Dutch guy (I think it's carafag?) who is 195 so I doubt it
>>52183173
She deserve that.
Going to the barbers early tomorrow morning, what do I ask for?
>Gay-on
>>52183214
still the same idea of thought
>>52183276
haram
>>52183276
where;s the gravy
Ordered a pizza lads
>>52183031
OPEN THE BREEDING CAMPS
>>52183261
Fuck some of these lads roll up slices of ham and eat it with it
Might copy these madmen
>>52183286
Just fuck your shit up f/am
>people who unironically wear peaked wooly hats
come the fuck on
>>52182949
>implying marxism isn't accquired naturally over time through capitalism t. marx
Forcing it won't work you fat fuck
>Germans have their teeth removed in early adolescence and have fake replacements put in to prevent dental diseases.
WEW
E
W
>>52183229
what even is this lad its quite funky
![MV5BODE2NzU1OTA4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTYyODM0Nw@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HLkt7Xf.jpg "MV5BODE2NzU1OTA4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTYyODM0Nw@@. V1 UX214 CR0,0,214,317 AL [1]")
>>52183286
It's what I'd get.
>>52183286
a gf
>>52182863
That's not even attractive
She's fat, ugly face and has awful hair
I like some arse, but arse like >>52182923 where it doesn't look completely ridiculous
>>52183273
friends are good.
Jun is very good, she is good.
Jun loves doughnuts. However it eats only the unit. However, it is also good because it is lovely. When it worries, keseke feels good feeling. And thinks there might actually be a place of brilliant person who can’t stand being alone too.
The trio of azunyan is neatly highest and five story of god!
>>52183295
clearly never read the classics desu
tfw the gurl next door has ignored my last text
>>52183313
you don't cook it with gravy you cretin
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>52183329
You do realise they send the same thing to everyone? Throwing shit at a wall and hoping some of it sticks
>My phishing site just got taken down
Not bad, looks like you get about 48 hours of up time before you need to reset
went on reddit and it's just people desperately trying to show off
>>52183361
Like dune?
>>52183410
Reported
>>52183407
Still flattered desu
>>52183376
i know that you nonce
but it doesn't look complete wihtout it
>girl says she's a photographer
>tell her "you look like you should be in front of the camera, not behind it ;)"
am I smooth
>>52183263
must...go...for....pirgrimeju
But it's in Nagoya
I live in Osaka, I feel like crying
*jumps on trampoline*
Hey guys look at me
>>52183414
downfall of the karma system t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>52183356
Yes.
>>52183475
buttery smooth 30fps
YORK
O
R
K
>>52183432
and harry potter
>>52183410
What pws were you trying to phish
>>52183475
That's how selfies work lad.
>>52183518
generic bland slut number 802392839
boring
need to kill myself
off to get my cat
don't miss me
My room just perpetually stinks of farts now
>>52183263
not gonna lie thats pretty fucking gay
>>52183543
>wanting to kill yourself before animu immersive VR comes out
>the city of Leverkusen
Fucking price of bitcoins these days
When a nigger walks down the street
Every chick heart skips a beat
Lads I've learned a long time ago that the further you sit from the fucker the better.
Used to be a regular speaker at some conferences in Paris on EU policy, and usually ended the day with everyone at a restaurant, and I've had plenty time to study this specimen. He's fucking disgusting. He's a literal pig.
And the worse thing is that he has sky high cleanliness and hygiene standards, except about everything but himself. On two occasions he started getting absolutely fucking mad, shouting and throwing shit around at a restaurant because the plate he was served wasn't perfectly clean on the edges. Mind you, I'm not talking about dirty plates here, only what happens when it's being served, a drop of sauce accidentally hits the edge, and is quickly wiped with a clean towel by the chef, which is unnoticeable unless you spend 5 minutes looking at the plate like Nigel does. All that while smelling like a sewer.
Also heard a lot from organizers, who said he was a real nightmare, requesting 4 stars hotels, spending his time shouting at hotel personel, and asking for taxis to take him absolutely everywhere even down the street at a 3 minute walk. It cost a small fortune to get him there every single time, to the point they eventually stopped inviting him to conferences.
I wish I could erase that smell from my memories.
CHINATSU-CHAN SUGOI
>>52183707
Yuri when?
>>52183636
Rasheed
>>52183470
you'll never be complete no matter what you do.
there will be no comfort for you. you will exist in darkness and in doubt.
you will have the taste of bitterness, regret and emptiness all the long years of your life until you are spent and die - cold, miserable and alone.
>>52183526
Just a facebook
>generic bland slut number 802392839
>
>boring
going to ask a girl out on a date tomorrow for the first time in my life.
what do i do if she says no
what do i do if she says yes (on the date)
AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW
YOU WILL NEVA LOVE ME AGAIN
Anything new lads?
>>52183636
Kek
>>52183329
Wish I was as attractive as you desu
>>52182921
6'6" here. Not sure what that is in cm.
>>52183707
have your parents expressed concern for your obsession with childrens chinese cartoons yet
do they keep you away from children
got a smelly cock
>>52183830
nope, thought I'd see her today, didn't, probably won't see her until mid-january now (if ever)
>>52183862
whats it smell of
>>52183817
>if she says no
Pretend like she misunderstand you and laugh at her and call her a dumb cunt who's way below your standards
>>52183817
I got rejected 7 months ago and it still hurts a lot
>>52183844
I'm not really, I'm a 6/10 facially and a semi-manlet, I just have nice abs, that's what they're responding to.
>>52183856
great post lad.
>>52183817
if she says no you won't feel disappointed because you asked
if she says yes just take her to the cinema then get something to eat afterwards, a trendy cafe or something
from there you ask her back to your place for 'coffee'
>>52183856
There is no correlation between animus and incidents with people molesting children you know potato bro.
>>52183922
>shirtless pics
just baka
Lads give me a good yik yak to post
Need that sweet, sweet yakarma
>>52183939
>pseudo-China
should I give tinder a go lads?
>>52183980
>t. fatty
>>52183922
Is this you?
>people who litter
>>52184018
dae pigfucker
>>52184019
improved
>>52184018
doing a poo lads haha
>>52184040
Lel, no.
>just got back from wage slavery
s m h
>>52184033
I'm actually got a skinny fuccboi body desu
>>52184068
Glad the sharks got her.
>>52183950
i want to take her to the natural history museum
why? becasue she's likely seen the other museums here in london? why else? i like dinosaurs and animals and that? why else well she's a bit older so seeing all those kids will get her fertility juices flowing.
is that a good idea?
fuck sake lads
got roughed up for throwing deuces at some greasers on my way home from the barm shop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6748HoaDx6c
special delivery lads
'Old out
>>52183518
is she supposed to be hot or something cos she aint
>>52184203
>Tfw autistic dino nerd
>Took this girl to the museum
>She got weirded out when i kept going on about dinosaurs
Dont risk the museum if you have autism desu
>>52184192
no rude
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/15/facebook-twitter-google-collude-with-german-government-to-censor-discussion-on-immigration/
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>>52184252
NEW THREAD
>>52184269
nah i'm good at pretending i don't have autism.
>>52184213
Go back and break their knees with a blunt object senpai
>>52184203
Just simply go drink a few beers at a local pub
Get her to drink and it will all turn out well
