Soviet Republic of Yorkshire edition
/balt/
bowlegged yank girls
Azusa
Curry
Jun
Corbyn will make anime illegal
vote for him
>>52181585
left ur mum bowlegged m8
>tfw no kyaryposter bf
anri
>>52181539
>two sad Hampshire cunts
>he doesn't know it's all me
Long distance yank gf says she's gonna do uni In the UK lads
>I'm not a Nazi. I am a national socialist
Wish I was better at coming up with ideas for tracks tbqh, everything I make is boring or has significant elements stolen from something else
https://clyp.it/0ti5ovdb
need a wank
This post is literally awful don't read it
>>52181621
interesting
>>52181617
bent
>>52181609
seems a bit much
>>52181604
bit rude
>>52181603
this is a free country
Horrific betrayal of 1400 children
>I am not a Marxist
>>52181671
You can tell she's a slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMk2EwRi4Q
^Realist of niggers
>>52181609
no please
Brits must embrace our culture to keep the alliance
>>52181661
>Long distance yank gf
>my wife's son
>>52181539
Not me la
>>52181576
Not going to lie
Solid 9 when I've got a fresh cut and five o'clock shadow
Maisie
Can california link me her reddit please
internets fucked and that cant post most of the time but seems to be workin today fukin weird that proper mental but arite ennit
>>52181716
>stripper heels
hhhhhgggnnngngnmmmmmpp
>I'm not a national socialist I'm SNP
>>52181716
Christ how do normies get off to this 3DPD shit
need to shag sara
Oh god lads
I'm trapped in a car with my mother and sister and they've started talking about politics
Just stumbled across this gem lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jov-R1FfoJs
>>52181721
Here is an example of the proto-anime depiction of the alliance as cute girls.
>>52181781
wasn't she a youtuber?
>>52181783
>>>/int/ita
This is an Anglo general
plan is to get Pissed tomoz aiii
>Tfw managing the call centre
I woke up this morning to find that my brother has come all the home from Manchester just because he's worried about me. Tears are real
>>52181827
Tell them about the Jew lad
A brit will get selected as part of the first mars crew, and we'll send a paki to show how diverse we are
>>52181827
Your sister fit mate?
>>52181827
Jerk the wheel and put it in the treeline if they get out of line about based Trump
>>52181781
https://www.reddit.com/user/Dormers
very very smart anime here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw
^Classic Internet parody.
Plan is to get pozzed tomorrow
>>52181661
Long distance Brit MILF gf says she's gonna bring your chicken tendies down to the basement soon
Recommend me a fun movie to watch tonight lads
>>52181865
that you sershlad
>>52181742
Sorry you're out of my league ahahaha x
>>52181865
>not managing the machine centre
baka desu senpai
>>52181920
WEW
>>52181937
we don't have basements here desu
>>52181938
'cific rim
>>52181920
>>52181920
Do you wax your butt?
>>52181900
not in the slightest, and she's 15
>>52181904
Sister is talking about #not all muslims or something aaaa. I don't even care one way or another, I just don't want to be forced to listen to peoples shitty opinions
>>52181938
Boku no Pico
The pinnacle of Japanese entertainment
>Brits in space
Space empire when lads?
>>52181938
amelie
>>52181785
Hot innit
>>52181799
By wanking
holy shit I fucked up lads
>have shitty sleep Monday night
>big day Tuesday
>early work followed by all this other shit
>get through it all
>bit sleepy but don't nap because I want to have a good night's sleep
>get to 2230
>someone is in the shower when I go to have one
>decide to just lie on my bed and wait for them
>next thing I know I'm drunkenly waking up
>realise I fell asleep
>look at the clock
>4 am
fucking hell lads hahahaha
2 pussy 2 kill myself
Where's the roughest area in England? I might go there and pick a fight with the hardest cunt I see to get stabbed or shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-0kYhqoRo
Watch this and tell me what your thoughts are on it.
>>52181955
hahahah
I wasn't offering in the first place xoxo
>>52181928
Ahh the halo somerset poster comes out of the woodworks
>>52181981
>#notallmuslims
Treeline
Don't bother hesitating
>yanks call goujons "tendies"
>>52182021
Hampstead
>>52182012
thats not too bad just have a little nap after lunch
>>52182026
nonse fuk
downloading an album with 0 seeds and 6 peers
going to be a good samaritan and seed it when it finishes
feel well chuffed
Fuck Brits and western civilisation we will dominate you kfar dogs
Thinking about ordering a daki again lads
>>52182026
literally me
>>52181981
>Sister is talking about #not all muslims
She wants the BPC
>>52182053
>I think of sexual things when I see little girls
Lad... you have some issues.
>>52182026
This shit is all over social media here and I have yet to watch it.
>>52182052
I really don't want to do that
I might try and go back to sleep haha
>>52182041
>trees
>great plains
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>52182106
ur words not mine sik fukr
>>52182072
*sends you a picture to use*
>>52182069
>I dislike dogs
Why don't muslims like dogs?
>>52182135
Roll it in a ditch then, idgaf
Just get it done
>>52182021
just get blind drunk on a railway line
>>52182151
muslims and islam is retarded so they have retarded beliefs. simple.
>>52182040
h-hello
>>52182072
*becomes your daki*
nothin personal kid
>>52182159
But what about me senpai
>>52182072
get a nice Ayano one desu
>>52182132
i assumed that wasn't a option, seems pretty seem desu senpai
italians a twat language ennit tbf
>>52182151
Says they're dirty in the Quran
>>52181938
L'Échelle de Jacob (Lyne, 90)
I cant believe how much theft goes on. people should be ashamed of themselves. when so many of us work so hard for our money an they walk into where u work an fill up their bags and attenpt to walk out without paying.... Disgusting. the penalty for shoplifting should be harsher. chop off their hands.
>>52182151
Muhammad was scared of dogs, so Muslims hate dogs, they can only keep them as guard animals.
>Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of year
>Is actually the most depressing
seems pretty seem
>>52182192
Jump ship last minute mang
Gotta stick around to make sure you finished the job anyway
>>52182231
Subtle Rasheed
>>52182197
Might get this one 2bh
>>52182231
>the penalty for shoplifting should be harsher. chop off their hands.
Rasheed
>>52182240
Only if you're a lonely autist
you get to nuke two counties in england
pick which
>>52182231
This, know someone who reckons she is entitled to steal things because it's someone else's fault she gets away with it.
>>>/tv/63673906
Lets try to get Lisicki in a porno
>>52182233
They're missing out
>>52182247
Its alright, she's stopped
Maybe she'll grow out of it eventually
>>52182266
but i dont want to be cucked desu la. would i have to get that one as well just to be with Jun.
>>52182294
hertfordshire and somerset
another new years alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
>tfw not old enough to be a dirty old pimp
>>52182285
So a significant proportion of 4chan then?
>Muslims at work say they drink vodka when out on the pull
>won't eat sweets because they're haram
Huh?
>>52182285
Where do you think we are?
who the fuck is this italian
>>52182300
He already has his own anime film
>>52182294
Hampshire and Yorkshire.
So what plans do people have here for Christmas? I will be staying at home as usual and watch Chinese cartoons.
>>52182345
classic banter
>>52182294
Hampshire and London
>>52182359
Conditioned to hate pigs
>>52182359
muslims are hypocritical idiots mate.
>>52182294
Hertfordshire, Kent
>>52182333
You would have to come over and share it desu
>>52182359
breaking news: religious people are hypocrites
>>52182294
London and Birmingham, no idea what the counties are for those.
>>52182368
thats my oc stop stealing it
>>52182380
very good
>>52182389
hit and a miss
>>52182402
complete miss
>>52182337
good lad
>>52182381
watching Chinese cartoons at home, packing for my trip to Japan.
staring at the beast with teeth blood red lads
>>52182367
*forces your head*
>>52182396
Wow they really are true Brits.
>>52182415
pakishire one and pakishire two
>>52182240
>implying it's not autumn
>>52182459
haha
>>52182294
>you get to nuke two counties in england
Don't you get that once you drop a modern nuke in any place in England, the whole country will be ruined.
>>52182381
>>52182459
Shit's about to go down
>>52182294
South Yorkshire
West Yorkshire
>>52182381
I go through the usual joy of having to make the effort to see both parents separately as they're divorced.
I'd rather watch Chinese cartoons desu.
>>52182402
sure :^)
>>52182455
alri rasheed. bit mad?
A lot of hate for Hertfordshire out there.
>Is it the uni?
>>52182381
Going to see my parents and my siblings. Then on boxing day most of the family meets up. There should be about 200 people there that day.
Muslim gf keeps asking when I'm gonna convert lads.
Fresh dough daily
>>52182483
sorry didn't mean to bring back bad memories xx
>>52182503
yeah
>>52182510
Tell her you're converting to tengriism
Lads, I've got something stuck under one of my keys and it's an island laptop keyboard so I'm not sure what to do
Tried compressed air already and it did fuck all
>>52182459
What does he say?
>>52182364
>>52182357
Not everyone here is a virgin hermit :3
>family getting back together
>old friend coming home with his kids
Gonna be a good christmas desu
>>52182510
Enjoy the honour killing if you say you won't.
I hate it when people say "Money can't buy love" because I can convince myself to fall in love with prostitutes and because I can never have the social skills to start a relationship that normal people have. I have Asperger's.
>>52182380
>>52182423
>nuking Yorkshire
Rasheeds
What unis do you go to lads
>>52182539
Pop the key off
remove the crumb or whatever
pop the key back on
>>52182503
hwo new r u .com.couk lamoooo xdddDD
Going to be looking after my gfs son over christmas whilst shes on a business trip with her boss, anyone got any ideas for what we could do?
>>52182586
Islamic University of London
Wife's muslim son is asking for stuff for christmas FFS
>>52182586
York
>>52182591
Pretty sure popping the key off will fuck it up
>>52182500
>Call people Rasheed as an insult
>I'm ginger and therefore whiter than most
>Get insulted for being ginger
This is what I'm talking about.
>>52182586
Islamic University of London
Key broke in the lock of my car door haha what am I like
>>52182609
>my gfs son
>>52182609
Prepare you anus for child support payments.
>>52182613
Buy him a couple science and world history related textbooks
>>52182586
Goldsmiths, University of London
>>52182586
UEA
>>52182609
go 2 ur nans b4 i get ther frist
>>52182595
No, thank fully I'm leaving this peepee soaked heck hole soon.
http://www.islamic-college.ac.uk/
Oh shit lads, it exists.
>>52182609
How old?
Wife's boyfriend isn't getting me a present for Christmas lads. Bit rude.
>>52182586
The University of Life
>Buy him a couple science and world history related textbooks
>heck hole
>>52182636
Rasheed
>>52181518
>Soviet Republic of Yorkshire edition
more like islamic republic
>>52182706
قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ (ص
طَلَبُ الْعِلْمِ فَرِيضَةٌ عَلَى كُلِّ مُسْلِمٍ أَلا إِنَّ اللَّهَ يُحِبُّ بُغَاةَ الْعِلْمِ
>>52182069
Insha'allah we will prevail, brother.
>>52182706
>You will always be northern
GOAT feel
>Goldsmiths, University of London
>>52182636
Gingers are the most likely to convert to Islam.
>>52182750
Fuck, I completely forgot about that dickend. Well played tbqh.
who /norf/ here
>>52182759
Islamic gommusism :D:D:D:D:D:D
/GF2015/ is over for me, unless I strike super lucky either tomorrow or friday.
Anyone else still holding out for the end of the year?
>>52182586
I dropped out from huddersfield uni years ago because it was shit
> tfw sershlad is probably working right now
Why do NFL players wear so much protective gear when their 'sport' isn't even half as tough as rugby and stops every 15 seconds?
Who /Ass/ here?
>>52182820
>piss flaps
literally makes me throw up every time I read it
>being this mentalist
lmao u r some looser
>tfw payday
Wat do /Brit/?
>>52182863
>fat jew
no thanks
>>52182820
Wish I was. Probably more northern than most northerners, just a bit more coherent.
>>52182441
Good lad
Where you going?
>>52182523
no worries mate
Don't think about wasting your great country and all those historical buildings and such
Carpet Bombing East London is sufficient.
>>52182863
That shop kek
>>52182865
piss flaps
piss flaps
piss flaps
>>52182863
disgusting, she probably can't even get in there to wipe properly
My height is 1.89m am I the tallest person ITT?
>>52182863
>tfw no more ass threads on /sp/
>>52182894
>Carpet Bombing East London is sufficient.
Rorke
>>52182873
hookers and blow m8
>>52182863
dat booty got me like cuh
>when people lampoon marxism
>>52182894
Hiroshima
Holy fuck why didn't none of you cunts tell me about Luther? It's fucking incredible.
weeeewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawoooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeewiiiiiiiiiwuuuuuuuuuuuwyyyyyyyyywiooooooooooowaaaaaaa
can't see my oneitis' okcupid account without signing up :-(
>>52182921
1.90m here
good night
>>52182921
I am 173cm and could heem you any day any night
>>52182888
I've taken up imitating michael palin's personal accent
people say I'm an incoherent cunt
>>52182873
>getting paid in cash
what do you do m8?
>>52182955
You never asked
>>52182980
>measuring your height in cm
>>52182865
beef curtains
beef curtains
beef curtains
>>52182955
>BLACK BULLS IN EVERY SHOW
>>52182991
Self employed m8
Not drugs
>>52182894
wahey like Tokyo and Kyoto, from 29th- 14th or something. only thing i know i'm doing 100% is going to the K-on school.
>>52183015
Always ask for tv suggestions 2bh
>>52183018
fuck off yank
Quick somebody make me hungry
>>52182921
I am 5'4" (162cms)
>>52182921
195 laaaaaaaaaaadsss hahahaha
>>52183060
We do feet and inches here Rasheed
>>52183042
Everyday is a good hair day.
>>52183068
http://foodporndaily.com/
>>52182865
>>52183029
Wizards sleeve. The whispering eye.
>>52182988
You're just not very good at mimicking people's accents then tbf
>>52182930
Hedonist pig!
>>52182991
Thingymajigs
>>52183068
*passes to the left*
Gonna teach english japan. Hope my northern accent doesnt hold me back. Wish us luck lads.
>>52182921
I'm 169cm and listen mate, you are a fucking tosspot I could bang you up any day any time so dont go about picking fights with me yeah
Hey /brit/ I'm Tayne, your latest dancer. I can't wait to entertain you.
>>52183090
Looks too sweet
>>52182921
199cm here, manlet.
>>52183082
haha I'm 5'3
I might as well be fucking dead
>>52183068
>>52183146
Click it mate
>>52182980
tfw 170cm and will never grow any taller
>>52183094
>>52182906
>>52183029
it's called a fanny you fannies
>>52183131
Fluhrganstow please.
>>52183089
wahey
>>52183042
>K-on school
What is that? Never knew there was such thing.
>>52182921
Im literally 6'3 (190cm)
unlucky