Even in a dead thread the sun never sets Edition whatever
go to bed dad
>>52161094
Fuck you Britain never sleeps when the colonials are awake
>>52161092
I prefer console
>>52161094
go do your homework lad
Just did a medieval museum exhibition in meme city lads now sitting down having some pints haha
AMA
DONT IGNORE ME NERDS
@52161149
>>52161149
Havin a fosters
Just woke up lads
No fucking clue why haha
>>52161149
what's the best place to get a drink in memecity?
>>52161174
Tbh I have never seen anyone drinking that shit here
t. Queensland
>>52161149
I go to the medieval fair nearby every year
wear my chainmail, Norman helm and homemeade medieval clothes
FIFE reporting in
I
F
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Have to do a fuckin marathon to get to Edinburgh for an exam in a few hours.............
>>52161191
I usually drink at Jimmies on Queens but that's just because I'm usually alone wahey
Irish pubs are the best when you're with the lads though desu
Dreamed that I invented some new method of sleep/dreaming and when I woke up I thought it was 16:xx and wondered why it was so dark and quiet for at least 5 minutes
I am not very clever
>>52161202
It's only for american normies trying to meme about drinking australian alcohol.
>>52161208
Nice la wish we still cared about our history tbqh
>>52161252
Australian alcohol is nothing special la
>>52161089
what game
love live movie lads
>>52161285
desu medieval history isn't really "our" history either, just Europeans stuff we brought over with us.
doing a breakfast
doing something with caffeine in it
>>52161285
Yeah that was part of my point
>>52161300
Street Fighter 2 Turbo
>ISIS hijack the soyuz
>take over the ISS rename themselves ISISS
>USA shoots it down
having a punt
Feeling a bit intransigent this morning
>>52161511
the little girl's instransigance stopped her from winning the spelling bee
Got an erection hehe
>tfw home for christmas
>tfw nice, small, upper-class countryside town
>no pakis
>no polish
>no gypsies
>just rolling hills as far as the eye can see
>>52161733
I thought japs didnt celebrate Christmas?
Coming out as a transgressive male 2bh m80s
>>52161748
they don't, but i'm not japanese la
coming out as transfinancial tbhwyf
>>52161748
Tons of christmas trees in Tokyo when I was there last year
>>52161822
I see, my ba, la
>>52161851
christmas here is only a couples holiday, not as we see it. It's normal for japs to go on a "christmas date" with their bf/gf and then spend the night in a love hotel.
Obviously a lot of people feel lonely, but it's perfectly normal to work on christmas here.
Their new year is like our christmas, where the have all the family round and celebrate etc.
At a bit of a loose end lads.
only feel like having a wank in the morning when there's no time for some reason lads. never feel like it at night t b h
My mates asked me out in London today and there's going to be a girl there who I like but I hate London, should I go anyway?
>>52161850
Johnny "the Snake" Lombardi says its time to pay your debts
>>52161941
WHENSA
Morning lads x
at a crossroads lads
why are Americans/Proddies terrified of sex lads?
Want to shag my arsehole with my dildo but I've got diarrhea and I don't want there to be a shit explosion all over my room.
>>52162228
>diarrhea
Fuck off yank
>>52161081
> No wonder the sun never set on the British empire. Even god couldn't trust the English in the dark.
downloading a YIFY torrent lads
>>52161941
It's the thrill of doing it at absolutely the wrong time.
>>52162228
> diarrhea
You forgot the O there, yank
Wish I had a heated toilet seat
>>52162348
Britain needs Japanese toilets
>british cooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUcXFrP9dA
I'm here to shitpost and give (You)s... and I'm all out of (You)s
cant spread butter lads
should i just kill myself already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G1E9DWUL1U
>>52162421
wonder if she swallows her bf's cum
>>52162518
As a rule of thumb I don't watch videos that begin with HI GUYS
Well good morning. Bit cold out... Irish Weather. Sun is up though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home now from Dublin... sixth time this week. Ehhm... Yep, in Enfield service station now. Go see can I get some food. Alright... dunno what the rest of the day'll do... just see how it goes. Talk to you again, bye.
>>52162382
I used one to spray the water up my hole, even on 50% power I couldn't handle the sensation
im poorly lads
>>52162582
get well soon la x
>starting screaming at my gf yesterday
>she started to sob
>I hit her
>mfw she started crying that she was sorry for nothing while cowering on the floor
lel what a spineless bitch
>>52162210
Sex is gross and immoral obv
fingers smell of ball sweat
Imagine sailing the specific ocean
>>52162621
VERY good lad
bogies
>>52162526
that's a good point. I bet picky eaters are trash in the sack
>>52162348
put toilet paper over the seat
Fuck women, fuck anything female. Even a female dog is inferior to a male one. Fuck them all, they can have their cake and eat it, I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore, I'm done trying to impress these heathens, I'm done trying to jumo through one hundred hoops to maintain the attention of a 5/10. I'm not fucking doing it anymore. These whores want to create an anti-male environment then so be it, there isn't enough 10/10 males to go around sweethearts so you better start looking up different breeds of cat to find which ones match the paint in you one bedroom apartment where you'll be living the rest of your life.
Seriously I'm fucking done.
When I was a documentary, I have to remember to go back and think back over everything I've just watched or it doesn't go in whatsoever
anyone else like this ?
>>52162785
yes lad
>When I was a documentary
>>52162757
>>52162785
i've never had the sensation of being a documentary, no
reading everything in this ITT in a yorkshire accent
>>52162785
>mfw some pleb says "I don't read, I prefer documentaries"
>>52162757
You're playing with the big boys now
went for a 20 minute run today lads
i think i pulled my groin muscle
>>52162621
if you don't know why you hit her, she does
>>52162900
I went to see that at the pictures
I was expecting something like the Emperor's New Groove, not Tales from the Bible
Mehdi Hasan should be covered in piss and petrol and shot
who else /runs/ here?
>>52162983
ur ma
>>52162920
ya mum pulled my groin muscle la
>>52162998
woooooooooooow that's a bit ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
>>52162998
nah mum only walks
>>52162964
>film is literally the story of exodus
>I wasn't expecting tales from the bible
Not very bright are you
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
>>52163017
haha that's a good one but ur mum is so fat she has her own orbit haha
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI
>>52163043
>The Prince of Egypt
>The Story of Exodus
yeah, how didn't I make that connection? What a stupid child.
Detention after school for all of you
Quite frankly my dear...
>>52163086
>not reading the Bible
>>52163129
You're a retard.
Brains going at 100 miles an hour
woke up at 6am in like a half sleep until 7 then went back to sleep, had a mental dream then woke up thanks to alarm
fucking hell can he chill out
>reading the bible
>>52163131
>I read the Bible
>accidentally like a facebook picture while wanking
>it's a girl i know with her mum and sister who are both tagged and will get the notification
not dignifying Heretics with a reply
>>52163206
don't believe you lad
Also i just remembered i fucking heemed my wall with my head in my half daze
>>52163086
>What a stupid child.
its a kids film...
>not dignifying Heretics with a reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czt1KHs12yA
look at his negative canthal tilt
>>52162757
what happened lad?
>>52163308
Mum made me do the dishes two nights in a row, while my sister didn't have to at all
REEEEEE FUCKING HELL
doing a party like it's 1998
not 1999 because that would be too wild
Daddy has the gifting window opened yet?
>>52162983
I'm off out now for one actually.
Here's a cute video I sometimes watch before running that for some reason keeps me motivated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta69sofq_Bs
>>52162890
I'm not against reading, I just don't have the attention span or the books to do so.
What do you think of my breakfast lads?
>>52163406
ahh yes, very impressive
>>52163441
the 3d anime is nice too
this is jesus
>>52163480
its actually just some random bloke
>>52163488
jesus was just some random bloke
>>52163479
>>52163480
didn't know jesus was a paki
might as well become an atheist now
Doing a poo then going to work see you on the other side lads
>>52163511
except he was God incarnate as well
>>52163546
gross isn't it
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1918984-viral-photo-drawing-of-jesus-christ-based-on-forensic-research/
>>52163567
>Chinese site
>render made in 2002 to trigger Yanks after 9/11 and in no way related to any actual evidence aside from vague guesses.
>Havin a fosters
if you have a G A T bring it out
>>52163649
btfo by your own holy text:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+52%3A13-15&version=NIV
>>52163730
German army trainers?
Would be happy if ISIS killed the pope
>>52163762
>>52163783
>>52163814
did a post[s]
>>52163751
Isaiah describes him as plain but not horrendous, and John says he was unremarkable looking and could easily blend in with a crowd
>>52163808
Can you imagine the response that would have?
>>52163808
would be easier to kill the President of the USA I imagine
How did TW3 get so popular? pretty much no one played 1, 2 was moderately successful but still not that well known. Then the witcher 3 comes out and it's super popular. Wins GOTY and shit. I there are people I know for a fact have never played any other witcher.
>>52163932
Marketing
its all normies care about
not "gameplay" or "casualization" but good marketing.
>>52163808
piss off ian paisley
Think I hate eastern europeans more than pakis desu
>>52163480
Funny how they gave him that stupid expression just to really nail in the fact that they only made that to try sully Jesus' name.
Hiro is posting in anti-filter thread.
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
Please let your views known.
Shills on /qa/ are trying to mislead him.
>>52164091
its not that they made him brown, Orthodox Jesus portraits have him as a brown curly haired looking dude
its more that they made this in 2001-2002 to look like Osama and trigger Americans just as the wars were brewing up, and that they basically just made up a render based on nothing terribly solid.
>>52164140
His name is Mook
>>52163932
Because it's open world which is what the #LADS want in their games. It is also very good tbf
>>52164140
I like the filter because you mongs can't even think without bringing your meme fetishes in.
>>52163932
maybe the other 2 were shit
t. guy who's never played anything but the dynasty warriors series
Have a final at 11. It's almost 4. Should I go to bed, lads?
>>52164203
you should fuck off back to /cum/ tbf
m8s. I just had the brilliant idea of putting BEANS on my toast. How hasn't anyone come up with such a incredible innovation until now?
>>52164209
It's actually fairly common, people do it all the time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baked_beans#United_Kingdom_and_Ireland
>>52164204
P-Please don't deport me to that anime filled hell hole
>>52164203
Nah, it's just your education and job prospects. Only nerds care about that stuff. Stay up and shitpost on 4chan instead
>>52163932
Thought it was a bit shit personally, that awful ui, clunky repetitive combat, unresponsive controls and all those cutscenes,talking and text
>>52164209
actually craving some B-O-T right now
>>52164267
Haha, you're so right. Don't know why I even bothered with it in the first place
Gotta get up in 10 lads :-(
>>52163932
it had massive promotion and hype generation
also the fact it was released on consoles the time as PC
Learnt something about running lads:
If when running you allow your pace to drop, that's actually only making it much harder for you. The first time I did a couch to 5k I remember it being extremely difficult for me, but I pushed through. This time around I decided to really try to keep my pace at a decent standard and for some reason it's a lot easier.
The last time I did it was over a year ago so it's not possible I retained any of my running gains either.
Wanking to adultwork pictures
>>52164311
How many years will every RPG be compared to TW3, even if they're not even similar in the slightest?
>>52164311
Still another 3 months till dark souls 3 lads
cant stand shitbrne
Learnt something about running lads:
When running it's easier to stop doing it and go inside and eat pretzels while you shitpost on 4chan and wank at the same time
>>52164322
I swear all those bitches are experts with photoshop
4 minutes lads..help
>Study 1272 :£1,995 Healthy Volunteers Urgently Required - Study Drug for Treatment of Auto Immune Diseases
>You will not be eligible to apply for this study if You have any history of drug or alcohol abuse in the last 12 months
Great idea for a tv game show
Loads of fat myrricans on mobility scooters playing bumper cars with big spikes on them and gatling guns
Last one standing gets a cake
>>52164322
>think about booking an escort
>go to adult work
>wank
>lose interest in booking escort
rinse and repeat
who /shitpostingtohideemtions/ here la?
>>52164500
Really need the sensation of a fanny soon
>>52164154
Nah, he's Hiro.
Don't insult Hiro by comparing him to moot.
getting involved
>>52164524
Feels like soggy warm cardboard rubbing against plastic
two big things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRbW6NRbfI & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fzldPsgvo
the world is going bananas
>>52164553
having a look
getting stuck in
>>52162621
got violent urges lads, every time i see an attractive woman i want to eat her flesh, especially her legs
i need to be locked up hahahaha
>Tfw shaved my face without cutting myself in the process
Feel pretty good.
>>52164725
I never get this cutting your face gimmick la, I always used electric shavers barely cut myself once or twice a year.
>>52164662
Haha
>>52164748
My electric one was out of juice so had to do it with the razors I've got for just such an occasion.
>>52164748
Try using a throwaway with cheap foam and you'll see
whats some south london slang lads
>>52164822
wagwan famalam
>signed up at every recruitment agency
>applied for everything I could find at min wage for last few months
>still nothing
>only ones I haven't applied for (sites/ra) literally ask 3-5 years experience in their respective fields for minimum wage
>only ones I haven't applied for under backpackers are turbonormie jobs that literally have weekend partying in their description
>minimum 6 month wait for the navy
>>52164840
already got wagwan
>>52162621
What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice!
>>52164822
Jungle bunny - Nigger
>>52162621
>>52162621
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35093837
literally all me
>>52164822
wagwan
blud
f a m
gash
choonting
gyaldem
rasclaat
>>52164929
Meaning of the last 3 please
>>52164822
snm ( say no more ) g
yes yes
rasheed
par
bare
tings
gwan
>>52164961
>rasheed
>>52164971
>he doesn't call all muzzos in his area Rasheed
Going to become a heroin addict and quit cold turkey to prove to myself that benzo withdrawal is worse
>>52164949
choongting = a pretty girl
gyaldem = group of good looking girls
rasclaat = insulting term, basically means shitwipe
>>52161081
Worst general on int desu lads.
>>52164985
See you in the next trainspotting film la
>>52164985
don't care lad fuck off
>>52164995
Cheers la
>>52165014
np lad.
Whyd you wanna know anyways?
>>52165038
Just curious really mate
I'm a naturally inquisitive individual
What newspaper do you read when you are're having a poo?
>>52165051
aight, sound famalam
>Saudi Arabia going to war with ISIS
Why don't they just stop funding them and giving them weapons?
>>52165060
Don't read propaganda
which faggot posted this to leddit?
>I'm a naturally inquisitive individual
>>52165060
BBC app t bh but I avoid anything to do with UK/EU from them because its such blatant bias. Their world news is still well written and pretty objective
>>52165085
what are you on about lid
wageslaves are already looking at the clock wanting to go home, lmao
>>52164725
>shaving
>>52165129
>>>/reddit/
>>52165125
>mfw week off
secret santa at work got me a mug lads
>>52165141
>>>/tumblr/
>>52165112
well shoot me for reading /r/4chan but.. https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3wwn6o/fatherson_bonding_on_int/
pretty gay tbqh
How do I get about a litre of precum out of my carpet?
My mum will suspect something when the 'water' mark is still there 12 hours later
>>52165151
Work on your penmanship
I read a "perfect" Christmas shopping list for your man yesterday.
Included a carpet bag, cute little watch, fancy PJ's and designer socks.
WTF has happened to men? I'm a rare breed, youngish man wanting fishing gear, tools, books, beer and cheap socks.
I despair. No wonder "modern man" can't locate an oil dipstick or gut a fish. But hey, he sure can talk about his ethical free trade shoes, talk about his web connected eyebrow groomer, talk about his gap year building a school in Africa (despite not knowing a thing about building and the Africans can do it anyway), talk talk talk, little do.
>>52165162
Hot water.
>>52165162
Fumigate it
>>52165129
>Having a neckbeard
It's like you want to be a stereotype
>>52165175
Working my dick
I did but see her passing by...and yet I love her until I die
Lol, wage slaves have literally made no money yet.
The first hour they'll spend earning the money to pay for traveling to work that day
Second hour they'll be earning money thats going to get given straight to the tax man.
>>52165148
Enjoy it lad !!
>>52165159
Kill yourself
>>52162578
underrated post
Hope the Soyuz doesn't blow up lads
space desu lads
shifting my reality tunnel out of the aristotelian linear mode of thought into the mode of synergy found in quantum mechanics
>>52165459
>>52165506
Innit
not much to talk about anymore then is there
>>52165588
think we've just about covered everything
>>52165159
>>>/qa/380280
>tfw I get screencapped and Hiroshima replies to me both in the same day
taking a shit
Doing a haha
Why is /brit/ so quiet lads? I''m not usually on in the morning, but I thought there'd be some banter considering the Empire's about to extend to space.
going to pick up tia maria and NME from ASDA
dont dox me
>>52165771
>the Empire's about to extend to space.
are we? jolly good
ayn rand was a speed addict
>>52165771
Quite embarrassed this is the first time DESU.
He will literally never see the sun set on the British Empire
>>52165792
you sound like an absolute faggot
watching Roman Reigns win the WWEWHC desu
>>52165853
he's not the first british astronaut, just the first for a while, we sent a woman to MIR
options for today
>get up
>go buy christmas tree
>go to pharmacy
>go to the library to revise
or
>drink tea and play football manager
>>52165937
You forgot
>suicide
>>52165885
Dont judge a book by it's cover tbf x
>>52165953
>killing yourself before christmas
missing out on the best bit of the year the off yourself nye
Reckon I'd be a dreamboat if I were gay tbH
Arse game for days, me
>>52165924
>we
The government refused to fund her. Then private donations weren't enough. In the end, the Soviets had to chip in. Pretty embarrassing desu.
>>52165771
It seems I'm excited more than brits.
Are you watching the stream from Baikonur?
http://www.roscosmos.ru/317/
>>52165771
what's happenin here? how can i watch it?
