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Even in a dead thread the sun never sets Edition whatever
go to bed dad
>>52161094
Fuck you Britain never sleeps when the colonials are awake
>>52161092
I prefer console
>>52161094
go do your homework lad
Just did a medieval museum exhibition in meme city lads now sitting down having some pints haha
AMA
DONT IGNORE ME NERDS
@52161149
>>52161149
Havin a fosters
Just woke up lads
No fucking clue why haha
>>52161149
what's the best place to get a drink in memecity?
>>52161174
Tbh I have never seen anyone drinking that shit here
t. Queensland
>>52161149
I go to the medieval fair nearby every year
wear my chainmail, Norman helm and homemeade medieval clothes
FIFE reporting in
I
F
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Have to do a fuckin marathon to get to Edinburgh for an exam in a few hours.............
>>52161191
I usually drink at Jimmies on Queens but that's just because I'm usually alone wahey
Irish pubs are the best when you're with the lads though desu
Dreamed that I invented some new method of sleep/dreaming and when I woke up I thought it was 16:xx and wondered why it was so dark and quiet for at least 5 minutes
I am not very clever
>>52161202
It's only for american normies trying to meme about drinking australian alcohol.
>>52161208
Nice la wish we still cared about our history tbqh
>>52161252
Australian alcohol is nothing special la
>>52161089
what game
love live movie lads
>>52161285
desu medieval history isn't really "our" history either, just Europeans stuff we brought over with us.
doing a breakfast
doing something with caffeine in it
>>52161285
Yeah that was part of my point
>>52161300
Street Fighter 2 Turbo
>ISIS hijack the soyuz
>take over the ISS rename themselves ISISS
>USA shoots it down
having a punt
Feeling a bit intransigent this morning
>>52161511
the little girl's instransigance stopped her from winning the spelling bee
Got an erection hehe
>tfw home for christmas
>tfw nice, small, upper-class countryside town
>no pakis
>no polish
>no gypsies
>just rolling hills as far as the eye can see
>>52161733
I thought japs didnt celebrate Christmas?
Coming out as a transgressive male 2bh m80s
>>52161748
they don't, but i'm not japanese la
coming out as transfinancial tbhwyf
>>52161748
Tons of christmas trees in Tokyo when I was there last year
>>52161822
I see, my ba, la
>>52161851
christmas here is only a couples holiday, not as we see it. It's normal for japs to go on a "christmas date" with their bf/gf and then spend the night in a love hotel.
Obviously a lot of people feel lonely, but it's perfectly normal to work on christmas here.
Their new year is like our christmas, where the have all the family round and celebrate etc.
At a bit of a loose end lads.
only feel like having a wank in the morning when there's no time for some reason lads. never feel like it at night t b h
My mates asked me out in London today and there's going to be a girl there who I like but I hate London, should I go anyway?
>>52161850
Johnny "the Snake" Lombardi says its time to pay your debts
>>52161941
WHENSA
Morning lads x
at a crossroads lads
why are Americans/Proddies terrified of sex lads?
Want to shag my arsehole with my dildo but I've got diarrhea and I don't want there to be a shit explosion all over my room.
>>52162228
>diarrhea
Fuck off yank
>>52161081
> No wonder the sun never set on the British empire. Even god couldn't trust the English in the dark.
downloading a YIFY torrent lads
>>52161941
It's the thrill of doing it at absolutely the wrong time.
>>52162228
> diarrhea
You forgot the O there, yank
Wish I had a heated toilet seat
>>52162348
Britain needs Japanese toilets
>british cooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUcXFrP9dA
I'm here to shitpost and give (You)s... and I'm all out of (You)s
cant spread butter lads
should i just kill myself already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G1E9DWUL1U
>>52162421
wonder if she swallows her bf's cum
>>52162518
As a rule of thumb I don't watch videos that begin with HI GUYS
Well good morning. Bit cold out... Irish Weather. Sun is up though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home now from Dublin... sixth time this week. Ehhm... Yep, in Enfield service station now. Go see can I get some food. Alright... dunno what the rest of the day'll do... just see how it goes. Talk to you again, bye.
>>52162382
I used one to spray the water up my hole, even on 50% power I couldn't handle the sensation
im poorly lads
>>52162582
get well soon la x
>starting screaming at my gf yesterday
>she started to sob
>I hit her
>mfw she started crying that she was sorry for nothing while cowering on the floor
lel what a spineless bitch
>>52162210
Sex is gross and immoral obv
fingers smell of ball sweat
Imagine sailing the specific ocean
>>52162621
VERY good lad
bogies
>>52162526
that's a good point. I bet picky eaters are trash in the sack
>>52162348
put toilet paper over the seat
Fuck women, fuck anything female. Even a female dog is inferior to a male one. Fuck them all, they can have their cake and eat it, I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore, I'm done trying to impress these heathens, I'm done trying to jumo through one hundred hoops to maintain the attention of a 5/10. I'm not fucking doing it anymore. These whores want to create an anti-male environment then so be it, there isn't enough 10/10 males to go around sweethearts so you better start looking up different breeds of cat to find which ones match the paint in you one bedroom apartment where you'll be living the rest of your life.
Seriously I'm fucking done.
When I was a documentary, I have to remember to go back and think back over everything I've just watched or it doesn't go in whatsoever
anyone else like this ?
>>52162785
yes lad
>When I was a documentary
>>52162785
i've never had the sensation of being a documentary, no
reading everything in this ITT in a yorkshire accent
>>52162785
>mfw some pleb says "I don't read, I prefer documentaries"
You're playing with the big boys now
went for a 20 minute run today lads
i think i pulled my groin muscle
>>52162621
if you don't know why you hit her, she does
>>52162900
I went to see that at the pictures
I was expecting something like the Emperor's New Groove, not Tales from the Bible
Mehdi Hasan should be covered in piss and petrol and shot
who else /runs/ here?
>>52162983
ur ma
>>52162920
ya mum pulled my groin muscle la
>>52162998
woooooooooooow that's a bit ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
>>52162998
nah mum only walks
>>52162964
>film is literally the story of exodus
>I wasn't expecting tales from the bible
Not very bright are you
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
>>52163017
haha that's a good one but ur mum is so fat she has her own orbit haha
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI
>>52163043
>The Prince of Egypt
>The Story of Exodus
yeah, how didn't I make that connection? What a stupid child.
Detention after school for all of you
Quite frankly my dear...
>>52163086
>not reading the Bible
>>52163129
You're a retard.
Brains going at 100 miles an hour
woke up at 6am in like a half sleep until 7 then went back to sleep, had a mental dream then woke up thanks to alarm
fucking hell can he chill out
>reading the bible
>>52163131
>I read the Bible
>accidentally like a facebook picture while wanking
>it's a girl i know with her mum and sister who are both tagged and will get the notification
not dignifying Heretics with a reply
>>52163206
don't believe you lad
Also i just remembered i fucking heemed my wall with my head in my half daze
>>52163086
>What a stupid child.
its a kids film...
>not dignifying Heretics with a reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czt1KHs12yA
look at his negative canthal tilt
>>52162757
what happened lad?
>>52163308
Mum made me do the dishes two nights in a row, while my sister didn't have to at all
REEEEEE FUCKING HELL
doing a party like it's 1998
not 1999 because that would be too wild
Daddy has the gifting window opened yet?
>>52162983
I'm off out now for one actually.
Here's a cute video I sometimes watch before running that for some reason keeps me motivated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta69sofq_Bs
>>52162890
I'm not against reading, I just don't have the attention span or the books to do so.
What do you think of my breakfast lads?
>>52163406
ahh yes, very impressive
>>52163441
the 3d anime is nice too
this is jesus
>>52163480
its actually just some random bloke
>>52163488
jesus was just some random bloke
>>52163480
didn't know jesus was a paki
might as well become an atheist now
Doing a poo then going to work see you on the other side lads
>>52163511
except he was God incarnate as well
>>52163546
gross isn't it
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1918984-viral-photo-drawing-of-jesus-christ-based-on-forensic-research/
>>52163567
>Chinese site
>render made in 2002 to trigger Yanks after 9/11 and in no way related to any actual evidence aside from vague guesses.
>Havin a fosters
if you have a G A T bring it out
>>52163649
btfo by your own holy text:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+52%3A13-15&version=NIV
>>52163730
German army trainers?
Would be happy if ISIS killed the pope
>>52163762
>>52163783
>>52163814
did a post[s]
>>52163751
Isaiah describes him as plain but not horrendous, and John says he was unremarkable looking and could easily blend in with a crowd
>>52163808
Can you imagine the response that would have?
>>52163808
would be easier to kill the President of the USA I imagine
How did TW3 get so popular? pretty much no one played 1, 2 was moderately successful but still not that well known. Then the witcher 3 comes out and it's super popular. Wins GOTY and shit. I there are people I know for a fact have never played any other witcher.
>>52163932
Marketing
its all normies care about
not "gameplay" or "casualization" but good marketing.
>>52163808
piss off ian paisley
Think I hate eastern europeans more than pakis desu
>>52163480
Funny how they gave him that stupid expression just to really nail in the fact that they only made that to try sully Jesus' name.
Hiro is posting in anti-filter thread.
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
Please let your views known.
Shills on /qa/ are trying to mislead him.
>>52164091
its not that they made him brown, Orthodox Jesus portraits have him as a brown curly haired looking dude
its more that they made this in 2001-2002 to look like Osama and trigger Americans just as the wars were brewing up, and that they basically just made up a render based on nothing terribly solid.
>>52164140
His name is Mook
>>52163932
Because it's open world which is what the #LADS want in their games. It is also very good tbf
>>52164140
I like the filter because you mongs can't even think without bringing your meme fetishes in.
>>52163932
maybe the other 2 were shit
t. guy who's never played anything but the dynasty warriors series
Have a final at 11. It's almost 4. Should I go to bed, lads?
>>52164203
you should fuck off back to /cum/ tbf
m8s. I just had the brilliant idea of putting BEANS on my toast. How hasn't anyone come up with such a incredible innovation until now?
>>52164209
It's actually fairly common, people do it all the time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baked_beans#United_Kingdom_and_Ireland
>>52164204
P-Please don't deport me to that anime filled hell hole
>>52164203
Nah, it's just your education and job prospects. Only nerds care about that stuff. Stay up and shitpost on 4chan instead
>>52163932
Thought it was a bit shit personally, that awful ui, clunky repetitive combat, unresponsive controls and all those cutscenes,talking and text
>>52164209
actually craving some B-O-T right now
>>52164267
Haha, you're so right. Don't know why I even bothered with it in the first place
Gotta get up in 10 lads :-(
>>52163932
it had massive promotion and hype generation
also the fact it was released on consoles the time as PC
Learnt something about running lads:
If when running you allow your pace to drop, that's actually only making it much harder for you. The first time I did a couch to 5k I remember it being extremely difficult for me, but I pushed through. This time around I decided to really try to keep my pace at a decent standard and for some reason it's a lot easier.
The last time I did it was over a year ago so it's not possible I retained any of my running gains either.
Wanking to adultwork pictures
>>52164311
How many years will every RPG be compared to TW3, even if they're not even similar in the slightest?
>>52164311
Still another 3 months till dark souls 3 lads
cant stand shitbrne
Learnt something about running lads:
When running it's easier to stop doing it and go inside and eat pretzels while you shitpost on 4chan and wank at the same time
>>52164322
I swear all those bitches are experts with photoshop
4 minutes lads..help
>Study 1272 :£1,995 Healthy Volunteers Urgently Required - Study Drug for Treatment of Auto Immune Diseases
>You will not be eligible to apply for this study if You have any history of drug or alcohol abuse in the last 12 months
Great idea for a tv game show
Loads of fat myrricans on mobility scooters playing bumper cars with big spikes on them and gatling guns
Last one standing gets a cake
>>52164322
>think about booking an escort
>go to adult work
>wank
>lose interest in booking escort
rinse and repeat
who /shitpostingtohideemtions/ here la?
>>52164500
Really need the sensation of a fanny soon
>>52164154
Nah, he's Hiro.
Don't insult Hiro by comparing him to moot.
getting involved
>>52164524
Feels like soggy warm cardboard rubbing against plastic
two big things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRbW6NRbfI & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fzldPsgvo
the world is going bananas
>>52164553
having a look
getting stuck in
got violent urges lads, every time i see an attractive woman i want to eat her flesh, especially her legs
i need to be locked up hahahaha
>Tfw shaved my face without cutting myself in the process
Feel pretty good.
>>52164725
I never get this cutting your face gimmick la, I always used electric shavers barely cut myself once or twice a year.
>>52164662
Haha
>>52164748
My electric one was out of juice so had to do it with the razors I've got for just such an occasion.
>>52164748
Try using a throwaway with cheap foam and you'll see
whats some south london slang lads
>>52164822
wagwan famalam
>signed up at every recruitment agency
>applied for everything I could find at min wage for last few months
>still nothing
>only ones I haven't applied for (sites/ra) literally ask 3-5 years experience in their respective fields for minimum wage
>only ones I haven't applied for under backpackers are turbonormie jobs that literally have weekend partying in their description
>minimum 6 month wait for the navy
>>52164840
already got wagwan
>>52162621
What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice!
>>52164822
Jungle bunny - Nigger
>>52162621
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35093837
literally all me
>>52164822
wagwan
blud
f a m
gash
choonting
gyaldem
rasclaat
>>52164929
Meaning of the last 3 please
>>52164822
snm ( say no more ) g
yes yes
rasheed
par
bare
tings
gwan
>>52164961
>rasheed
>>52164971
>he doesn't call all muzzos in his area Rasheed
Going to become a heroin addict and quit cold turkey to prove to myself that benzo withdrawal is worse
>>52164949
choongting = a pretty girl
gyaldem = group of good looking girls
rasclaat = insulting term, basically means shitwipe
>>52161081
Worst general on int desu lads.
>>52164985
See you in the next trainspotting film la
>>52164985
don't care lad fuck off
>>52164995
Cheers la
>>52165014
np lad.
Whyd you wanna know anyways?
>>52165038
Just curious really mate
I'm a naturally inquisitive individual
What newspaper do you read when you are're having a poo?
>>52165051
aight, sound famalam
>Saudi Arabia going to war with ISIS
Why don't they just stop funding them and giving them weapons?
>>52165060
Don't read propaganda
which faggot posted this to leddit?
>I'm a naturally inquisitive individual
>>52165060
BBC app t bh but I avoid anything to do with UK/EU from them because its such blatant bias. Their world news is still well written and pretty objective
>>52165085
what are you on about lid
wageslaves are already looking at the clock wanting to go home, lmao
>>52164725
>shaving
>>52165129
>>>/reddit/
>>52165125
>mfw week off
secret santa at work got me a mug lads
>>52165141
>>>/tumblr/
>>52165112
well shoot me for reading /r/4chan but.. https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3wwn6o/fatherson_bonding_on_int/
pretty gay tbqh
How do I get about a litre of precum out of my carpet?
My mum will suspect something when the 'water' mark is still there 12 hours later
>>52165151
Work on your penmanship
I read a "perfect" Christmas shopping list for your man yesterday.
Included a carpet bag, cute little watch, fancy PJ's and designer socks.
WTF has happened to men? I'm a rare breed, youngish man wanting fishing gear, tools, books, beer and cheap socks.
I despair. No wonder "modern man" can't locate an oil dipstick or gut a fish. But hey, he sure can talk about his ethical free trade shoes, talk about his web connected eyebrow groomer, talk about his gap year building a school in Africa (despite not knowing a thing about building and the Africans can do it anyway), talk talk talk, little do.
>>52165162
Hot water.
>>52165162
Fumigate it
>>52165129
>Having a neckbeard
It's like you want to be a stereotype
>>52165175
Working my dick
I did but see her passing by...and yet I love her until I die
Lol, wage slaves have literally made no money yet.
The first hour they'll spend earning the money to pay for traveling to work that day
Second hour they'll be earning money thats going to get given straight to the tax man.
>>52165148
Enjoy it lad !!
>>52165159
Kill yourself
>>52162578
underrated post
Hope the Soyuz doesn't blow up lads
space desu lads
shifting my reality tunnel out of the aristotelian linear mode of thought into the mode of synergy found in quantum mechanics
>>52165459
>>52165506
Innit
not much to talk about anymore then is there
>>52165588
think we've just about covered everything
>>52165159
>>>/qa/380280
>tfw I get screencapped and Hiroshima replies to me both in the same day
taking a shit
Doing a haha
Why is /brit/ so quiet lads? I''m not usually on in the morning, but I thought there'd be some banter considering the Empire's about to extend to space.
going to pick up tia maria and NME from ASDA
dont dox me
>>52165771
>the Empire's about to extend to space.
are we? jolly good
ayn rand was a speed addict
>>52165771
Quite embarrassed this is the first time DESU.
He will literally never see the sun set on the British Empire
>>52165792
you sound like an absolute faggot
watching Roman Reigns win the WWEWHC desu
>>52165853
he's not the first british astronaut, just the first for a while, we sent a woman to MIR
options for today
>get up
>go buy christmas tree
>go to pharmacy
>go to the library to revise
or
>drink tea and play football manager
>>52165937
You forgot
>suicide
>>52165885
Dont judge a book by it's cover tbf x
>>52165953
>killing yourself before christmas
missing out on the best bit of the year the off yourself nye
Reckon I'd be a dreamboat if I were gay tbH
Arse game for days, me
>>52165924
>we
The government refused to fund her. Then private donations weren't enough. In the end, the Soviets had to chip in. Pretty embarrassing desu.
>>52165771
It seems I'm excited more than brits.
Are you watching the stream from Baikonur?
http://www.roscosmos.ru/317/
>>52165771
what's happenin here? how can i watch it?
>>52162998
she got 3:47 in this years berlin marathon desu she'll be glad you're takin notice
>>52166094
I was waiting for the BBC program to come on, didn't realise there was a livestream. Cheers m8
>orbital spaceflight will never be affordable in your lifetime
>>52166094
>lady gaga soundtrack
>>52166278
At least I can listen to their conversations
Why bother going to space? There's no literally no Nandos or anything to do? It's worse than Swindon.
I bet they don't even have memes in space
>>52166454
no pakis though
>>52166454
fantastic post
>>52165894
What is your job?
>>52166496
>mfw earthfags think they're the only ones with memes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
For anybody not into Lady Gaga
>>52166548
>BBC iPlayer TV programmes are available to play in the UK only.
I'm doomed.
>snow patrol
>>52166588
desu they could make a mint on online foreign subscriptions
>>52166588
Just use hola add on or any other proxy
>>52166454
>Not going to the moon for some of that delicious moon cheese
Better than the shit they put on Nando's nachos.
The Lady Gaga has subsided lads, they're playing Queen now.
>>52166666
>>52166651
>>52166639
>>52166621
>>52166588
>>52166548
>>52166533
>>52166528
>>52166511
>>52166505
>>52166496
name one movie where this happens
>>52166706
The Producers
>name one movie where this happens
what did he mean by this?
Just got back from heiligefliegendekindersheissestrasse
>>52166548
I wouldn't mind being into lady Gaga if you catch my drift
>>52166701
>radio gaga
>lady gaga
fugg, i never realised
>that primary school class
London lol
Said I was voting us OUT in the EU referendum in lectures today.
Got called a racist.
>>52166804
in the lecture?
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>abdullah
>that fucking headscarf
for fuck sake
Every step back I can do magic
>that English school class
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD RIP ENGLAND HOLY FUCK EVEN MY DAD WAS LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52166804
>in lectures today
You lying cunt.
>>52166824
You're gonna have to get over it eventually, soft cunt.
>>52166849
I finish on Wednesday desu.
>>52166548
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/science-environment-34985274
Is it the same stream?
>>52166825
I bet he can solder CPUs better than you m8
>>52166666
dont fucking use hola jesus christ
nah
nah man
there was like fucking 1 white child and his name was fucking abdullah
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? WHERE ARE THE WHITE KIDS? IS THIS THE FUTURE OF ENGLAND
>>52166862
No. But I'm watching that now, because it's a shitload better. The other one is just a bunch of schoolchildren being interviewed and shit.
>>52166904
>London
That's basically your answer.
why are they playing poppy songs?
You reacting to homes under the hammer? how far in? I missed it.
>>52166867
he probably could
I hate soldering
taking a chance
oh fuck oath this song is mad oi hush up cunts
>>52166904
Mate you've no idea how bad it really is do you?
>>52166847
u r 1 racist c*nt m8
having a go
https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/676545911049330690
>You will never go to space
Why live?
having a look
>You will never manage a JJB outlet on the moon
>>52167005
>commie mami
that doesn't rhyme unless you have a yank accent, dumb bitch
>>52166974
no I live in scotland
>about to launch a rocket
>final countdown starts playing
Jesus Christ, really?
>you will never visit alien prostitutes
>showing a montage of exploding rockets at 16 minutes to launch
wew lad
>>52167035
Lucky. Here's a recent Sargon Video that briefly goes into some batty shit going on in England:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaYwwyQWUrE
>had to call customer support for an origin account the other day
>they have some shit where they call you at a given time
>answer the phone
>british man who immediately sounds intimidated
>entire call sounds like he thinks I'm yelling at him when I'm being about as polite as im capable of
>apologizes for literally everything
>sorta feel bad for him
do american accents, specifically north eastern new england accents come off as very blunt or something? Guy sounded like he though I was going to beat him up and take his lunch money the entire call.
You're only watching the space launch because there's a man on board that happened to be born in the same arbitrarily defined """""country"""" as you you nationalistic retards
Based tier
>1. The lads in the lockup at Sheriffs court (They don't judge, are sympathetic and are the same, real bros)
>2. Uni m8 who took Poleaboo out drinking, gambling, stripclub and smoked weed (loses points for not being there now and not completely sympathizing with him)
Fairweather friends tier
>3. /britfeel/ (They lasted longer than most friends but they to ultimately gave up
>4. McDonalds staff
Cunts tier
>5. Amusement park workers
>6. /brit/ (99% are gits)
>7. Poleaboos solicitor
She killed herself
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/675115204976517123
Just attached a second screen, all these streams didn't fit in one.
It's Mission Control over here lads
top kek just remembered poleaboo existed
This planet orbits up to your moon and exerts its gravitational pull, what do you do?
>>52167030
I will (have a method)
>>52167109
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/tile-tabs/
>having 4 separate instances of Firefox running
>in the current year
>>52167121
die
>>52167109
thats a lot of windows!
>>52167142
cheers senpai, have a (You)
>>52167121
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jupiter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are misshapen, tiny asteroids who spend every second of their day in retrograde orbital motion. You are everything bad in the local galaxy cluster. Honestly, have any of you ever been visited by a probe? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of planets because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than being tidally locked with your largest satellite.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best meteorite. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the biggest planet in the solar system, and my axial tilt is less than 3.5 degrees. What achievements do you have, other than "claim to have hydrostatic equilibrium"? I also have the most moons, and have a banging hot Galilean probe (She just disintegrated in my atmosphere; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just die in a supernova. Thanks for listening.
>>52167087
pls respon
I was expecting the Queen to be on that montage.
>you will never be wished good luck by all of Britain
>>52167087
>north eastern new england accents
We don't know what that is.
He was working fucking tech support, you really think he's gonna be a big guy for you?
>>52167087
personally i do not think so
>>52167175
>do american accents, specifically north eastern new england accents come off as very blunt or something
No, he was just a kek. You'd have to be to work customer support for Origin.
White kid spotted!
>that actual rasheed that was posting all day yesterday
good times 2bh
LADS WE'LL BE LAUNCHING IN TWO MINUTES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/science-environment-34985274
>>52167201
I didn't know who half those people on the Goodluck video were.
Imagine being Tim and having some celebs you don't even know say goodluck to you and you want to appreciate it but you don't even know their name.
is it going to blow up? Think it would scar me for life to see that.
I take it this is being filmed in London?
/brit/ your astronaut is getting clucked by camera angles
>>52167230
>m-m-muh hivemind!
>muh sekrit club!
>>52167244
why would it scar you for life
>>52167087
>specifically north eastern new england accents
Literally just sound like any other yank m8
I HOPE IT CRASHES
ITS HABBENING
>>52167264
im a bit oh a wimp desu
>>52167268
rasheed
http://strawpoll.me/6272734
http://strawpoll.me/6272734
http://strawpoll.me/6272734
http://strawpoll.me/6272734
http://strawpoll.me/6272734
How have they already launched on the Russian stream? Fucking timezones.
We're in space boys
Thought it blew up then the stream froze
>>52167261
u feeling ok m8?
>>52167283
well just remember there are a good amount of people who would literally die for the chance to travel to space
>>52167264
Big explosion.
Fuck doing that desu, I keep picturing Challenger every time I see one.
GOODLUCK TIM
IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY I'M SORRY NOW
>>52167097
How old is she? Most people grow out of this phase in their teens.
that feel when it's been two days since i last showered and i can smell my ballsack through my jeans
>that one guy working on his fanfiction during launch
200km lads
Based tim
>>52167364
>thread about how Britain can into space
>post this
Nice work, cunt
>you will never work for NASA
All seems a bit wibbly wobbly doesn't it?
Good luck Tim
Good luck Tim
>>52167393
i just woke up and had no idea there's a rocket launch or whatever the fuck's going on happening today
regards, quality poster
Good luck Tim
Bad luck Tim ;)
>>52167264
challenger was pretty traumatic for people, after all the build up about christa mcauliffe
>>52167393
Fucking hell lad. I was half-watching my screen when the explosion came and for a second I thought the Soyuz was gone.
Polaboo is thinking maybe he shouldn't bother going to his exam
>>52167437
Listen here fucker say it again I'll hit you so hard you'll catch up with him
>that guy just chillin' doing a sudoku
Brian cox keeps talking about Tim being relaxed, why? Fucking annoying
>>52167430
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
First official British astronaut in history lad.
>>52167393
watch it frame for frame, explosion is staged, not on the same backdrop
what are they doing right now in the shuttle
@52167468
you narcissistic paki cunt people literally just left the earth to catch up with an orbiting space station and you think anyone gives a flying fuck about your pitiful life? fuck off perma virg
just woke ip lads
glad the rocket didn't explode 2bh
was awful watching the spacex one and that was unmanned
>>52167468
What are you studying?
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>52167471
Bad luck Tim (;
>>52167481
He's a physicist, clearly out of his element. Embarrassingly the Yank is the best person they've got on. At least we'll have Tim for future missions.
>>52167509
>got people to the moon and back in the 60s
>can't even do a routine unmanned supply run now
Moon landing was staged
>that russian dominance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spaceflight_records#Total_time_in_space
>>52167509
They still have 11 minutes to explode.
>>52167524
Dara has barely spoken
>>52167522
That's it m8, you've got it coming.
>>52167538
Thanks for the assurance Russia.
>>52167538
whole trip is 6 hours
>>52167529
it was an experimental reusable rocket tbf
99% of supply missions are successful
>>52167522
THATS IT
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF
>>52167516
Driving theory test
>>52167493
Big fucking deal, it's nothing amazing
>>52167468
how can you be so bad?
in any case if you practice like 3 hours a day you;ll get there
@52167570
>Big fucking deal, it's nothing amazing
your life is "nothing amazing" you worthless cunt
>>52167532
>Tim Peake
>30 seconds
i trust russian engineering
>>52167564
The risk of explosion comes during the launch.
wish i could go to space desu
>>52167570
Kill yourself m8 nobody likes you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McbCwSW2moo
>>52167574
The test is in 2 hours
>>52167581
At the end, I will be the equivalent of GOD to a few
where can i buy bitcoins?
shows over lads
>>52167617
>The test is in 2 hours
haha oh shit thought you said you turned up a week early not a day early
in any case its worth a try
didn;t you say you passed it before?
>>52167596
would be scary
i'd be shitting my pants, even when you're actually up there anything could go wrong and you're dead
BLM is having the opposite effect 2bh
>>52167642
>didn;t you say you passed it before?
5 years ago
>>52167633
>they count andy thomas as american
triggered TbH
>tfw really want to go to space
>>52167649
Better than dying in a nursing home in a puddle of your own shit and piss
>>52167649
Nah I think what would be more scary is the lack of gravity and the claustrophobia and the realisation you're in a small building travelling 7.66 kilometres a second at 400km above the earth.
Ground control to major Tim
>>52167591
I know
>>52167707
LE MUSTACHE SINGING GUITAR SPACE MAN XD
I'd go to space even if I knew I would die on re-entry
>>52167704
what are you gonna do, crash?
>>52167694
I'd be in a pile of my own shit and piss regardless if I were in that thing. i'd probably have a panic attack
Thinking I might just fake a degree lads.
I'm pretty good with photoshop 2bh. Been faking buss passes and parking tickets for years.
>>52167671
yeh but its not like you forget that much
can easily refresh your memory
>>52167704
>travelling 7.66 kilometres a second at 400km above the earth.
that part's not scary if you understand orbital mechanics. earth is doing a lot more than that round the sun, solar system round the galactic nucleus, etc
>>52167729
>what are you gonna do, crash?
No you tosser are you telling me you wouldn't get anxiety due to the situation you're in?
You can't go home, or put your feet on the ground or sit down. Your stuck there for 6 months.
Twice I've been in Florida when rockets were launched, one was a shuttle one was a SpaceX that exploded in June, missed both, fucks sake.
>>52167764
space debris tho
>>52167764
Yes thank you for that Brian I was just stating that you're in a rather isolated place with no escape.
>that part's not scary if you understand orbital mechanics. earth is doing a lot more than that round the sun, solar system round the galactic nucleus, etc
>>52167532
>the first spaceflight record ever will be held in perpetuity by Nazi Germany
Kek
me watching the telly lads
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/3/3c/Apollo_15_feather_and_hammer_drop.ogg/Apollo_15_feather_and_hammer_drop.ogg.360p.webm
neato lads
>>52167807
oh
>>52167802
true
been a few scares recently. think the windows have shutters tho
>>52167826
>no can of strongbow
weak
>Yes I'm a rocket scientist, I play Kerbal Space Program.
>>52167826
shit posture
shit tv
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_15
>Apollo 15 was the ninth manned mission in the United States' Apollo program, the fourth to land on the Moon, and the eighth successful manned mission.
wth lads thought there was only 1 moon landing ahahaha wild
>>52167844
Lol what a load of fake shit, the hammer is way heavier
need a music player for android desu
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/live-iss-stream
don't think they know we can hear them
If you were offered the chance to fly to Mars but you would be unable to return home, would you do it?
>>52167875
>Apollo program
>>>>>program
Come on lad.
>>52167875
>let's spend $100,000,000 on this rocket system and only launch one of them
Bit of a spastic aren't you, no offence.
>>52167875
What is weird to think about is that the footprints of those astronauts are still there.
>>52167895
shuttle's decent
>>52167927
>no offence
i mean i'm still kind of cut?
>>52167890
>british education
>>52167904
Of course, got fuck all going on here
>>52167532
>First satellite launched independently by a nation other than the US or USSR (other nations had previously flown satellites launched on American rockets).
>That's what they call an achievement in France
>>52167928
When I was a kid I stuck my foot in some wet cement. That's probably still there too. Makes you think.
do you reckon anyone's ever had a wank in space?
>>52167904
Have they got a Nandos, a Costa and 4G?
>>52167826
Why's he such a fucking spacker? why doesn't he realise that we understand he's turned the tv so the camera can see what he's watching?
same with this image of him on the fucking phone
>>52167904
are you fucking joking in a heart beat literally if I had the chance nothing would come close to stopping me
In this porn the guys glans has red sores on it
>>52167955
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/
They tried and failed at funding sex in space la
>>52167955
they stay up for 6 months at a time so yes probably
could do one into that little toilet hoover that sucks up your wee
>>52167966
Are you serious?
>>52167904
Unless you were massively successful on Earth, who the fuck wouldn't?
>>52168006
someone shop /brit/ in
wish yanks would just FUCK OFF
>>52168030
bit boring on mars la
>>52168030
mars is a boring barren shithole
>>52168006
New OP picture potential
>>52168006
the screen is light in the thumbnail but dark when you expand the image
fucking black magic
>americans have driven a car ON THE MOON
>i'm 26 and can't drive
https://youtu.be/8mwAntNGz9k
>>52167966
To be fair, I don't blame him for carefully staging all his photos/
being ironic lads
>>52168081
Why aren't you at work?
Imagine waving to your mate from one spaceship to another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHm7bJolnE
why is windows 8 so shit REEEEE
>>52168105
he looks so young there
>>52168162
It's superb
>>52168162
Over 100 million people have upgraded to Windows 10, why not join them?
>>52168162
>using Windows
https://www.fb.com/BuzzFeedOz/videos/1733674703530885/
YO FUCK BUZZFEED IM OUT-IZZLE
>>52168186
triggered
>>52168179
how do you get rid of the start menu designed for fucking tablets
and how do you open a program that isn't in fucking app form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cKpzp358F4
>>52168175
Should have changed the tweet to "When you're shitposting with the squad" with some of those crying laughter emoticons la
>>52168186
>tfw upgraded [spoiler]because I wanted the free copy of Halo Wars 2[/spoiler]
>>52168175
>It was great to watch lisicki get told to kill himself
do they have anime in space?
>>52168260
anime isnt real
>>52168260
yeah m8 apparently there is tonnes of anime on pluto
go suss it out
>>52168266
fuck off
>>52168260 i shall literally refuse to ever go to space unless they have anime
>>52168266 neither are you
>>52168288 good gimmick
>>52168293
New op image, make a new thread now please
doing a toss
>>52168260
Anime is quite popular on Saturn.
>>52168025
Yes for fuck's sake
he could just take a picture of the tv itself, he doesn't have to be in it ffs it just looks retarded for him to turn to tv at an angle where he can't even view it
>>52168365
NOT EVEN A REAL THREAD
REEEEE
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