cara
doing a post
The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell amazing when you cuddle them
might go to gym and get the testosterone flowing wahhhhheeee
>reach for the stars
>climb every mountain higher
>reach for the stars
>follow your heart's desire
>and when that rainbow's shining over you
>that's when your dreams will all come true
janny is gonna go fucking MENTAL
Just looked up UKIP's policy on space and no longer want to vote for them.
>>52168402
you fell into my devious trap
pathetic worm
may your soul be forever tormented
what's some essential chavcore music lads
>>52168452
what is their policy on space?
>>52168452
share lad
>>52168355
That's so cool!
Hi Mr. Cameron! Can you get the secret service to do a number on my MP please? He is SNP, you see. Thanks based CamCam.
>>52168355
>based Cameron browses /brit/
I bet corbyn just steals memes and posts them on reddit.
>>52168466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiI5k8FS7A
having a go
>>52168466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQccYghgB9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oojMM3APqK8
quite a fan of these lads meself lmao #lmao
cracking chebs on this one
>>52168530
Don't pull a muscle
>>52168474
>>52168475
I just looked it up, they just want to continue what we are already doing and maintain membership in things such as the ESA.
>>52168513
i want to reincarnate as an otter
>>52168516
good post
wish I lived in either a tiny village in the countryside or a massive city like london or paris tbqh
don't like this town life much
>>52168494
look at those stupid weasels
>>52168591
Fuck off townie
>>52168591
London is based tbqh
>scotland
The Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2015/dec/15/scotland-debt-mountain-holyrood-borrowing-could-hit-50bn-by-2020
>>52168538
no ubut honestly these are quite good me bruvs
>>52168635
>London is based tbqh
>>52168593
otters
>ywn be an otter
; ;
>>52168466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ataghsDrAXc
>>52168591
I lived in a village with only about 150 people for a few years. Somehow the village collectively managed to support 3 pubs and a shop.
would you fug anyone from yesterday
>>52168700
kate
HIGH TEST
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>>52168638
>tfw form next year, the SNP raise all of the tax money
So, where in England should I live? I can't drive, so it will have to be a city.
>>52168638
everyone has a mounting debt crisis
everyone except norway
lads theres a half grey half red squirrel in my garden
wat do?
had a dream where i met jared leto and didn't recognise him
>>52168723
london
>>52168659
may he walk towards the gate of heaven with an ever graceful stride
>>52168723
Income tax and APD will be set by ScotGov everything else will be set by UK
>>52168725
no
>>52168732
seduce it
>>52168723
they never willy
they will rule as like the Kims when we're all reduced to peasants
Watch as they sweep up in May
>>52168759
how do you know it was him
Consulting is great lads. Nothing like being paid £80 per hour tbqh. Shame I can only do it a few hours a month.
>>52168700
erica looks like the geezer from rizzle kicks
>>52168769
yes
going to see star wars tomorrow lads, I'll make sure to come back and spoil it for you
>>52168759
>>52168779
bruhhh
>>52168769
>INCOME TAX
TRIGGERED
>>52168775
I...I need out. I need out!
>>52168700
Kate & Dave.
Wrinkly hags and coloured folks need not apply.
>>52168815
>>52168815
>>52168840
steam account is blocked from purchases
would you gift me a copy if I paid your paypal?
>>52168825
>
pls don't. i won't see til thursda
>>52168840
sucked a portuguese lad's willy
he was white tb2h
>>52168840
New shitposting thread needed with this pic and the smacks lips pasta tbqh
>>52168700
>british ''people''
WOULD let a lad suck my willy if he was feminine looking and WOULD fuck his bum if it was very clean.
Am I a bender lads?
>>52168869
meme of the year desssu
>>52168896
c o r n w a l l
>>52168896
nah straight as an arrow m8
daily politics
>>52168896
bums are never clean unless you're fucking an actual porrnstar on set
>>52168723
BRISTOL
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>>52168944
fuck off we're full
>14 degrees in the middle of December
>>52168936
all you have to do is douche a few times then your arse is squeaky clean
i've literally tongue-fucked trannies with arses cleaner than anything
Me and the #LadsOnTour
Lads, we've got cuck back.
>>>/qa/380537
>>>/qa/380537
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Three more to go.
>>52168786
i'm pretty interested in consulting what kind do you do
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
>>52168980
we already got t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m back
>>52168978
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>>52168980
thought you meant moot was back aha
cuck desu
>>52168980
F U C K
U
C
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I liked the filters, especially the cuck one
>>52169024
hahaha epic!
ooooo hahaha "ow" ahahahaha
>>52169035
you wanna fucking go
Remember that nothing in life is given to you.
Aphas take what they want.
Betas call this "being a criminal"
>>52169031
Cuck detected.
It feels so good to be able to post cuck again.
KEK! KEK! KEK!
>>52168991
Bioinformatics.
>cuckservative has a wikipedia page
lmao
>>52169092
oh it's you again
fuck off shitskin
>>52169094
Someone should upload a picture of Cameron
Lads, could the ultimate meme president actually happen?
http://www.monmouth.edu/assets/0/32212254770/32212254991/32212254992/32212254994/32212254995/30064771087/af4c5edf-9cef-47bb-8440-a702be832156.pdf
41% - Donald Trump
14% - Ted Cruz
10% - Marco Rubio
9% - Ben Carson
3% - Jeb Bush
3% - John Kasich
2% - Chris Christie
2% - Carly Fiorina
2% - Mike Huckabee
2% - Rand Paul
>>52168973
fuck off yuropoor
wew
>>52169162
no
Hilary will win all 50 states
>>52169094
stolen meme doesn't even make any sense
it clearly works better for the left
Unironically have the chance to lose my virginity to this girl
Should I do it?
>>52169205
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>>52169205
What made you think this would work?
>Her: Hey Whats your last name?
>Me: Anon, why?
>Her: Nothing :)
What the fuck she want?
>>52169205
Is this a joke picture? I mean, the cat portraits are self-aware, right?
>>52169229
someones getting a christmas card x)
>>52169229
She's getting you a Christmas present sent to your house
>>52169229
She wants to look you up online fa͏m
>>52169162
No, Hillary will win and America will have another 8 years of SJW Presidency.
R8 my post
>>52168573
Hobgoblin is 99p at Aldi lads
>>52169282
I think you are retarded and probably a Yank in disguise.
>>52169282
>>52169278
>>52169259
>>52169252
>>52169247
>>52169242
>>52169229
>>52169224
>>52169218
>>52169205
Name one movie where this happens
>>52168593
They're prairie dogs you fucking ferret.
>>52169313
trainspotting
>>52169313
Postman Pat
LOL
>>52169313
My ex-girlfriend is an agent
>>52169313
Hillary: American Messiah
>>52169349
cuck
>>52169311
haha enjoy your phimosis
Why can't she just leave me the fuck alone?
>>52169400
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nobody cares
poo poo pee pee
>They sell these at the vending machine at work
>70pea
>Fuck that
>Go online to buy them
>£8 for a case of 12
Wtf where are all the £3 multipacks?
told my internet waifu of 3 years that i'm going to ask an irl girl on a date, but that i didnt plan on making her my gf,
she said it was ok.
>>52169395
I don't have that though.
Me on the left.
>>52169400
>finally start to get over her
>she starts talking daily again
>>52169451
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>>52169487
where did you disappear to.
you got time off work or what
>>52169481
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>>52169513
laptop died
>People are still complaining about the gender pay gap even though it's literally because women have children and if they didn't bother it'd be no issue
Me and the lads.
>>52169448
Never seen those crisps but I bet they're good.
My Korean internet gf is coming to study in the UK next year lads
>>52169522
literally causing a demographic crisis by broadcasting this
fuck off
>>52169522
It is actually about career choice, most women choose lower paying careers.
>>52169545
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I'm a genuine football fan (Port Vale) & I want to see ALL the following clubs relegated:
Chelsea
Leicester
Liverpool
Tottenham
Man U
Villa
and of course
Stoke
>>52169545
make sure they don't mistake her for a sex worker at the airport
>>52169549
bit of both desu
>>52169448
>potato chips at the bottom
good lads
>>52169545
I might move out to china to live with mine, within the next 2 years.
My name is Christian but I'm an atheist
an earnest choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
Just had sex with my girlfriend lads.
>I dont listen to blackened trap metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXlo5CIyiGQ
>>52169590
Good idea. They let white people do anything in China. Can even bypass the firewall and they don't care.
>My Korean internet gf is coming to study in the UK next year lads
>>52169591
may i see your akari folder?
Fucking hell Radio 4 is shit these days
>"Debate" is literally just "Everyone talking about how bad a thing is with no actual difference in opinion"
>He's a Lagerboy
>>52169563
Fuck off Gooner
The best gimmicks are those only done once or twice a month
*strokes stubble*
![Me-and-my-fedora[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XRoVDbv.jpg "Me-and-my-fedora[1].jpg")
>Liturgy
M A D M A N
just had a 9 inch cock wreck my boipussy lads
>>52169632
I don't have one 0;_;()
>>52168980
cuck
>>52169723
>I don't have one
which one were you in school, british lads?
>>52169715
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>>52169701
>Not being transcendental enough
>>52169741
All of these people talked to girls far more than I ever did
Don't really play video games any more lads.
Just got bored of them desu.
>>52169741
will desu
>>52169761
It's called growing past 13
which one were you in school, canadian lads?
>>52169776
reddit: the webm
>>52169620
>white
Y-yeah about that
Me on the left
>>52169790
go home shitskin
>>52169741
Most of /brit/ was Big John
>>52169741
the one who never went to school
still got into russell group uni tho
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>>52169761
same here hahaha what am i like
>>52169793
disgusting
>>52169563
>port vale
>>52169781
>It's called growing past 13
>>52169790
fuck off paki
My gf
listening: billy joel lolll :)
main activity: patrollolololing teh /brit/
alt. activity: monitor text from a girl 0.0
feeling: icky from my wanky wank ;-P
smelling: rancid
>>52169841
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Mate, Tesco chicken tikka sandwich spread sandwiches for lunch lads waheyyy get in
>>52169781
>It's called growing past 13
Had a weird dream last night. It was like living in a cRPG. There was a wizard in the party who had a dome for a head, like Mysterio, but inside the dome was a room and he could put a door handle onto any surface and magic up a door that if you went through it, brought you into his head dome. Plus Natalie Portmanteau got her baps out.
>>52169871
>tikka
>not coronation chicken
gas yourself
Hobgoblin is fucking rank, too bitter and tasttes like tesco value caramel.
me and the gf
![Screen%20shot%202015-02-17%20at%2010.35.49%20PM_zpsj9eqrxci[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/du5tf8F.png "Screen%20shot%202015-02-17%20at%2010.35.49%20PM_zpsj9eqrxci[1].png")
>>52169606
Based Hunter
craaaaaa zxzxkanfjkanfnaskfajsm hehehehehhhh :) so FRKN RANDUUUUUUUUUMBV hahaha :)!!!! luv u bb tehehehe
>>52169910
ahh excellent
>>52169761
Recently been getting back into games after not playing for years. My mate gave me his old 360 and games and I've been playing loads of stuff.
>>52169918
why
>>52169910
Anyone else see this?
how does it feel that iv had 10 times more sex than any of you losers?
>>52169606
super song called 'vitriol'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhk_ot7_B5E
>>52169912
superior song by 'basehunter'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E
might purchase a disc drive t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>52169949
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>>52169968
hi 1997, how are you?
>>52169949
Ten times 0 is still 0, lad.
>>52169949
Not impressive la
>>52169949
10 times zero still amounts to zero
>>52169949
uhhh maybe i feel like cranking up DAT FREAKEN RANDUUUUMMMBBB HEHEHEHE TURTLES AWKWARD PURPLE SPARKLY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION SUPER FREAKIN KITTY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!! theehheeheh
ayyyyyy lmao ylxkmdksjs lads meme hahaha haha present day heh....
PRESENT TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bit of craig david?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBrF_LEkeQ
>>52169818
big list of unplayed steam games is biggest vidya demotivator ever desu
Any good films lads? Want something like Oblivion or Edge of Tomorrow.
in an overwhelming existential depression
fucking hell lads save me i am currently trascending my normal shitposting mannerisms this is getting insane
>>52169964
Excellent post 2bh
>>52169987
>>52169990
>>52169999
>le 10 x 0 = 0 hheheheh xD
>>>/reddit/
>>52170010
BO SELECTA
Can I get a reeeee-wind?
Come on, Kez
UGH I HATE THE BUS
NO ONE SAT BESIDE ME APART FROM A RASHEED
THEN HE GOT UP AND MOVED AFTER 2 MINS!!!!
I PUT DEODERANT ON FFS WAT U ON ABOUT RASHEED CURRY BOY
>>52170016
starship troopers
>>52170010
can i get a rewind?
>>52170016
mission impossible
war of the worlds
vanilla sky
rain man
Good morning, my friends from across "the pond" (Atlantic ocean)
>>52170001
Hundreds of years of slavery and colonisation and now THIS? Will the black man ever catch a break?
>>52170038
my dick transcended ur mum last nite m8 LMAO
>>52170059
sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBrF_LEkeQ
shut the f*ck up and enjoy the damn music ... d(=.=)b DROP THE BASSS....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CxhBIrBho
>>52170078
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I got five on it
>>52170063
>>52170054
seen seen seen
i swear there's nothing good left
>>52170091
>d(=.=)b
how do you get the backwards d
>>52170052
fucking scary spice tho
>>52170105
five FREAKING FARTS HAHAHA I JUST POOOOOOD MY FRGGIN DIAPER HAHAHA ZOMG DROP THE BASS
>>52170093
fuck off with your forced meme you fucking cunt
>>52170091
i've yet to meet a single aussie with good taste in music.
that is god's honest truth. why is that? too far away from music producing nations?
>>52170105
RETURN OF THE MACKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ
3 shits today
>>52170136
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>>52170132
>>52170091
>>52170111
the k-on movie
Tic tac toe here we go
>>52170124
OOOOOOH Y'BASTARD YA
>>52170141
top choon la
sitting next to someone with a meme beard right now, I am THIS close to decking the cunt
just shagged the bf
>>52170137
um why dont you just freak off u freaking pest??? u like dont even know my freaking name let alone my FREAKING STORY SO JUST BACK THE HECK OFF BEFORE I GET MY BOYFRIEND TO FREAKING KILL U....... not even angry lol youre seriously just sad ok hun?
>>52170132
>DIAPER
fuck off yank
>>52170158
I bet you don't even know what context that face has you nigger
>>52170189
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>>52170165
ever have one of them days mate I was on the bus there and no cunt wanted to sit with me and just felt like everyone was treating me like dogshit I was pure checking the bottom of my shoes have I stepped in something anol
then was in the doctors with the tap aff was flexing anol ya like at lv
