Wireless edition
Genuinely think the jews are right about circumcision.
I wonder how many gentile babies have been conceived by painful insertion because the stupid goyim couldn't pulled their skin back.
Might kill myself
>in order to get into heaven you have to fuck your dick up
This is what Jews actually believe
Game idea : JJB Store Manager 2016
tbH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4IhOpndrQ
I'm in
good film t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>52171429
I fucked your mum
>>52171447
wahey it doesn't exist lad, i was making a joke about how his signifcant other is like 45 years younger than him
You guys have a nice country. I think I might settle there :)
>>52171440
jews dont believe in heaven you goy
>>52171469
D U N C
U
N
C
Having a little laugh thinking about thainonce getting btfo
>>52171492
GET OUT
>>52171507
>tfw he lost all his money in a divorce
J U S T
>>52171483
aw fuck i cant believe youve done this
>Post in the demographics thread
>Now being sexually harassed by Americans and the Dutch
Not sure how to feel about this lads
>>52171507
>another dragon
lel
>>52171512
Don't worry. I will fuck your women like a rabbit, impregnating many.
>>52171536
hey there ;)
>>52171536
everything ok lad?
going to go cook some lunch t︂b︂︂h lads
>>52171492
welcome on board friend!
>>52171584
just have a sanga
>>52171548
hello bashar how is the war
>>52171536
lmao
How come there was no PMQs today?
>>52171484
That wasn't very nice.
>>52171548
That sounds like an absolutely enriching experience.
>>52171601
it's tuesday family
>>52171597
don't know what that is desu
>>52171601
because its tuesday
are you talking nonce sense lads?
>>52171601
PMQs is on a Wednesday you nonce.
>>52171548
good post
>>52171619
sandwich you fucking illiterate nonce
>>52171623
>teenager seeing Brass Eye for the first time
embarassing
>>52171636
Thanks, I try.
>>52171601
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
tripped over my stupid fucking idiot dog and hurt my back & cut open my toe
>>52171649
wonder what chris 'not quite a burn victim' morris is doing these days
>>52171678
Serves you right for being a dog twat
>>52171678
you deserve it
>that feel when Liz will never send me a Christmas card
>>52171688
didn't he do four lions
>>52171548
>implying english women like arabs
they are disgusted by you omar
>>52171678
>gif
fuck off
>>52171609
fuck off isis
>>52171709
>implying
Tall, dark and handsome :^)
>>52168385
>anime
>>52171709
British women belong to Pakis, not Arabs.
did a message
>>52171492
I agree. Britain and Japan are the two greatest countries on the planet.
I also sort of want to move there on the off chance I can naturally change my accent.
>>52171548
imagine roleplaying as a muslim on the internet using a proxy you pay for
lowest of the low, this really is rock bottom
KYS
Should I get a maintenance loan and get a gaming PC?
going to work for a single hour later lads half 6 to half 7
>>52171708
nah he got tired half way through lion 3
>>52171737
love this old /gd/ stuff
>>52171755
imagine actually getting riled up about it though
to cook gregg sausage rolls you need to cook them at fucking 220fuckheats for fucking 25 minutes
if you put an anime or a small child in an oven at that heat, it'd die.
>>52171750
if it's brown and muslim it's a paki mawte
>>52171753
whats going on here
>>52171765
probably not, i got one and have been battling in and out of my overdraft ever since because of it and i barely even use it 2bh.
>>52171796
tory toff
>>52171750
arabs are pakis
>when Pakis think "tall, dark and handsome" is referring to skin colour
Fuck's sake haha
>>52171790
>childrens drawings
>dying
>>52171777
my dad worked for marconi's in the 50s as a drafter... he had a bunch of old pictures like that and plans for various products
left them behind in england sadly
>>52171755
iraqi proxies worked through Hola last time I did it
>>52171765
Yes lad
You're never going to get a "loan" on generous terms like that again
>>52171854
who?
WEW LADS. WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE
>>52171843
don't laugh at my posts you absolute mongrel
>>52171854
dethroning the tone was the greatest mistake in australian political history
more disastrous than when john howard tried bowling
>>52171618
>>52171619
>>52171635
Genuinely thought it was wednesday top kek
>>52171854
oh
my
god
is this your OC?
http://strawpoll.me/6273399
http://strawpoll.me/6273399
http://strawpoll.me/6273399
http://strawpoll.me/6273399
http://strawpoll.me/6273399
>>52171905
ahahaha what are you like
>>52171734
More like short, hairy and smelly init
Cumin
>>52171884
have you said ahoy hoy?
What brand of butter do you lads use?
>>52171929
i make it myself
>>52171929
I cant believe you don't use I can't believe it's not butter
>>52171919
me too lad
meant to add canadians to that poll but since i've filtered them i forgot they existed haha
>>52171929
skub
>>52171929
Khanum Ghee m8
melt a bit on my Parathas for brekkie lad
>>52171909
yes
tony will be missed, bless his soul
>>52171929
>>52171929
norpak lmao
Lads I went to the 'University' of Exeter for my undergrad and now I literally get triggered whenever I hear someone speak with a regional accent.Posh southeners talk the same shit as every other student, but at least they sound nice when doing it.
>>52171965
skub isn't butter you stupid reddit newcunt
>>52171984
Do they not have northerners in Exeter?
>>52171929
COUNTRY LIFE YOU CUNT
>>52171929
anchor you fucking paki
>>52171986
here comes the skub defence force
>>52171884
now you send a picture of your willy to seal the deal lad this is basic stuff t b h
http://strawpoll.me/6273428
http://strawpoll.me/6273428
http://strawpoll.me/6273428
having an applesauce
>>52171974
that was really good. The bag in his hand was perfectly placed because it added weight and made the stance of cena's legs look right.
all my pollie ones are shit. No one reposts them :(
>>52171750
they are disgusted by Pakis as well, ask any woman they will tell you
>they smell
>manlets
>sleazy
>weak
>stone age religion
>sexist
>rat like features
>big noses
>unpleasant and alien culture
Why on earth would they choose that over a caucasian male from their own background and culture? Think about it.
>>52172062
I was memeing lad.
>>52172027
Not really, I only met about 5 during my whole time there and in those days I was pretty social. It felt like 90% of the student body was white upper-middle-class from the home counties.
>>52172062
muh racemixing
-owen jones
>>52172062
rorke
>>52171884
>took your 4 days to get her number
u serious senpai
Just text her
Or in my case, I got a girls number yesterday, was trying to add her to my contacts, called her accidently at 2am waking her up, then she text me "Who's this?" haha
>>52172062
Cultural enrichment
PUFF SO LOUD I STAY BLINDED
Eating half wholegrain pancakes. They're fucking impossible to swallow.
>>52168385
How comes that even at the highest point your Empire, when speaking of military, you werent really much stronger than other European great powers
>>52172144
>half wholegrain
so halfgrain? ha-ha
>>52171929
PLEBS
OUT
>>52172145
and here you are speaking English on a device using Anglo technology to do so ;)
>>52172145
>German
>Empire
Hahahahahahahahahaha
New sargon of Akkad is so based
>>52172145
we own the seas
OHSHI
willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! willy willy willy willy!!!!!!!!! willy willy poo willy willy willy willy poo poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52172062
>tfw Asian
>tfw no girl will ever like me
What do you recommend I do.
I ditched my culture a long time ago and try to be as white as possible
>>52172185
>france
>psuedo-defending britain
this is a first
>>52172145
two world wars LMAO!!
TWO WORLD WARS!! TWO WORLD WARS!! GET IT UP YOU FUCKING KRAUT BASTARD!! WAHEYYYYYY!
>>52172145
We weren't trying to take over europe, we were making money from brown people and colonising (mostly) empty clay. Navy was far more important, we could defend ourselves from invasion and project a decent amount of power.
>>52172145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>the "german" ""empire""
>>52172187
his sargon
good morning lads.
>>52172180
Free Kerry
how to be british a person
step 1:
>>52172182
That's really more thanks to Americans, and I fail to see what is has to do with military
>>52172192
*owned
>>52172201
could do with a raging homo like yourself round here la
>>52172202
stop taking pictures of white girls in the toilet and putting them online
>>52172187
had several problems with it, though the general idea was ok.
>sweden's rape epidemic
>not becuase they have a loose definition of rape in general
>deobandi mosques in the uk
>some how relevant to muslims (who are almost definitely unrelated to Deobandi) in sweden
>using daily mail articles as primary sources
all that aside though, interesting video.
>>52172206
Brit abroad tbqh lad, sorry to burst ur a bubble skip.
>>52172231
love how passive aggressive germans are lel
>>52172213
A unified Europe, under Napoleon, for example, would have fucked up your shit hard, no matter how many shitty brown people colonies you owned
>>52172217
bog
>>52172206
been allies since about 1830 m8
if you watch anime or play video games you're a fuckup
>>52172218
Mornin'
well good morning
bit cold out
just done a /brit/post
>>52172202
Get an asian girl of course, they have no choice since their dads and brothers will kill them if they get a white boyfriend, so they are forced to couple with ugly males from their own race. I;ve seen some delicious paki beauties with some real horror show paki boyfriends and you just know she's had zero choice in the matter.
>>52172236
dont like willies desu just like the word
>>52172277
if i do both does that mean im not a fuckup?
>>52172251
No seriously now, what would you recommend, I am not that guy.
>>52171929
OFFICIAL BUTTERS IN TERMS OF EFFECTIVNESS AS LUBE WHEN MASTURBATING PR's
1. ASDA best for baking, when cooked in the pan and left to cool
2. Meadow Churn Garlic Butter, good for licking her (the pillow) out afterwards
3. I can't Believe its not butter, spreads well on the dick and balls
4. Bowlands Whey Cream Butter, very unique texture feels good to spread
5. Lurpak Garlic Butter, tastes good, not as spreadable as Meadow Churn
6. Delamare goat butter, nice unique flavour, spreads nicely
7. Asda smartprice, difficult to unwrap, but melts easily on warmth of dick
8. Clover low fat, again spreads well, but not as well as above butters
9001. Countrylife, because it makes me feel like I am fucking Johnny Rotten
>>52172274
>1830
worst year in the history
>>52172268
they would have never touched britain, their navy was shite
>>52172295
This. Stick to your own shit tier race muhammed.
>>52172313
go out with girls in your race
awfulluh warmerish
>>52172289
8:49am m8
>>52172268
>A unified Europe
This has never happened in history, besides, the French navy couldn't touch Britain's
>>52172315
4/10
You tried to be funny, but poorly executed
>>52172295
Don't really like Asian girls though, personality-wise or looks-wise. As I said I'm not really related to Asian culture as such, so I mean I don't have the necessary links to arrange something like that.
>>52172344
in a unified europe the ships sure as fuck wouldn't be french
>>52172277
videogaming for young adult males is becoming more and more mainstream, i'd say it depends on the games and how you balance it with your social life
anime is shit tier though, mainly for gays
>>52172268
And that's why we opposed you in WW2 and Napoleon, what's your point? We didn't have the will or really the means to conquer Europe, we just wanted easy money.
Your point was 'why no land army', I answered. Stop crying about the war already. Tell Merkel it's okay to not slowly dismantle Germany. It's okay to be a kraut, really.
>>52172218
good post
>>52172280
good post
>>52172344
because the perfidious albion keeps us divided and weak
>>52172303
me neither. you can still suck it
>>52172367
Why would a conquered nation allow France to just take control of their navy?
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52172350
you're pretty screwed then if you want even an average looking white girl, you could probably get a desperate and ugly white fatty though
in enfield service station now
go see can i get some food
>>52172350
then get in touch with your "asian culture"
i don't see the difference between you and a white spastic weeaboo saying that european culture is inferior to japanese and how he only wants a japense woman
>>52172406
>conquered
>unified
doesn't this contradict each other
>>52172396
Lol, Russia kept you divided literally. Britain is still in your EU power vehicle without many complains despite the fact you've come back together and we do fuck all but support german/EU ambition at a government level, what more do you want? Blood?
dubs tells me what to go get my mummy for christmas
>>52172372
My point is that your "Empire" was shit, cause you didn't dominate the world with your military, like all the great Empires before and after you
>>52172453
big black dildo
fuck off cuck
>>52172447
>what more do you want, blood?
bad question to ask a german desu
p sure this is how the holocaust happened
>>52172350
I know a girl who's into asian men, she has a filipino bf who seems pretty beta
>>52172444
I'm assuming Napoleon "unified" Europe under the French Empire
>>52172447
>without many complains
lol
>what more do you want
that you stop demanding special treatment, for starters
>>52172425
well not really, I mean unlike that Weeb I raised in England.
Also I'm not going to suddenly believe in Allah overnight, I prefer the western lifestyle etc, I think it is superior.
>>52172417
Dunno senpai, I've seen some Asian men with white cuties.
>>52172481
stone her 2bh
>>52172453
small brown dildo
>>52172465
already got one
>>52172489
might do 2bh
>>52172487
>>52172425
>I raised
I was* raised
>>52172487
yeah but like that weeb you will never be english, just like he will never be japanese
alri lads desu
What kind of mental gymnastics do you have to perform to separate Muslims from Islam?
>>52172483
but that wasn't really unified as his own brother louis didn't even really support france taking over the netherlands
>>52172453
a son who isn't a colossal disappointment
>>52172487
it does happen but it's very rare and the asian guy has to be one of those rare asian males i.e. good looking and westernised, like Zayn Malik for example. If he's good looking but very into his muslim culture then that's enough to put most white girls off, but you're ok on that front.
>>52172537
shut up you fucking cretin before i spear you
>>52172218
>Gay-on
>>52172546
For him to give her a son he'd need to shag her though (his own mum).
>>52172521
Wait so which one is it:
Asians should integrate into UK culture and adopt western values and so on?
Or Asians should keep their own culture?
>Lizo Mzimba is now Liza Mzimba
MY CHILDHOOD
JUST
>>52171854
Now that Tone has gone, are boats allowed to come to Aussie?
any canadians in here? I have a question.
>>52172566
do you need a slap
>>52172579
we have to go back there's been a terrible mistake
>>52172410
I honestly hope you end up doing this on Christmas day desu
>It's a /pol/ thread with vague anime references
Fuck sake, /brit/ was brilliant like an hour ago
>>52172537
fucking hell lad, i'm just using it as an example because the kraut mentioned it in the first place
>tfw lost all my numbers and responding "whos this lost my numbers" when the only girl in my life texts me when i know perfectly well who it is but just trying to give off the illusion that i talk to other women
Who /Chiyo/ here?
>>52172637
very very cool, ice cold
>>52172623
i just thought he made up some fantasy scenario instead of what actually happened 2bh
>>52172637
Good tactic lad, don't wanna come across too clingy.
>>52172574
just because you act like an englishman doesn't mean you actually are one mate
don't understand why you're so offended by that, if i was born in china and spoke chinese nobody there would see me as one of them regardless
>>52172655
he made up a fantasy scenario where napoleon conquered all of europe
>>52172604
why are you here?
>>52172661
I'm not offended my man, I'm just asking what do you want me to do? Adopt western values and integrate? Or to adopt muslim values and not integrate?
I thought the consensus was a preference for the former, rather than the latter.
>>52172674
i could ask you the same question ya fuckin goof
Post songs that make you feel like you're gonna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEItOjAN4bE
Thank you HHH
dunno what the rest of the day'll do
just see how it goes
>>52172715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C4XwH7UitU
I only listen to christian rockbands
talk to you again
bye
>>52172713
>14% Asian
JUST
>>52172713
top lel
>>52172687
i don't see how race mixing is an essential part of adopting western culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE
>>52172713
behave
>>52168466
2005 tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D77kC9AWV9E
>>52172762
Well I mean I'm a human being, I have the urge to reproduce. You're saying in order to do so I have to adopt Asian culture etc or else I won't be able to.
So idk what do you want?
>>52172486
We should leave, we clearly misunderstood the role it was possible to play and should get out. And as much fuss as we make we mostly shut up and take it in the end regardless of the cost, and it's been that way since the beginning, not that this is ever appreciated, because it's expected of every country in the EU to never complain. To say we divide anything is complete pack of lies though, it's impossible to do so in Europe. The only thing that divides is EU policy because nobody has a say in the damn thing except when the Germans and French creep off to make some god awful deal to doom the rest of the continent
The EU doesn't need us but it'll regret not having us desu.
>>52172769
how terrifying
>>52172814
I don't believe you really can afford to leave.
It would totally fuck up your financial sector, and this is the only major "industry" you still can
>>52172715
Hunter <3
Also this track always gives me hope and makes me believe there's at least some sense in living
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>52172811
I wouldn't worry about him, anyone who doesn't have a lineage back to the times of boudica probably isn't english in his eyes.
>>52172814
I agree, lost all hope with the EU when Merkel forced the "lesser" countries to take in refugees. Especially when all those "lesser" countries had been fighting off ottomans all their life.
>>52172811
there are westernised asian women
you just have some fixation on white women which is unhealthy because you will only be met with disappointment
got jungle fever desu
>>52172849
>that raised foot
lad can't help himself
>tfw just left Rorke utterly baffled and beaten
>>52172883
never said anything about white women in particular to be honest.
I don't find asian women physically attractive though, its a two part problem.
If your mum wasn't your mum would you shag her?
r8 my town
>>52172965
no desu
>>52172911
>>52172965
my mum was an attractive woman when she was younger ngl, but i feel awkward about giving you a solid yes.
I will destroy Labour.
>>52172983
Pretty pathetic snow for Canada
>>52172983
knew this was yankland before i even looked at the flag, your towns lack any sense of character and look like prefab cut outs
>>52172983
>tfw no snow for the past few days except maybe a slushy day or two
I smoked my brain the night before on cigarettes and songs i'd been pickin
>>52173008
it's still december lad
>>52173001
hey Linda
>>52173001
t. Jeremy Corbyn
>>52172850
People were saying not joining the euro was going to doom our financial sector, why is this any different? Either way, we'll cope somehow.
We should still leave because it doesn't make sense for us to be in and us being in will just build resentment on both sides. We'll never join the currency union or stop crying about the few vetoes we have left, so we should just let german hegemony happen and focus on finding our own way.
>>52173021
meant *past few years
