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Yanks out edition
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hi
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>that one twat at work who gets away with everything because the boss likes them

going to poo in her tea one day
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>I happen to be a taxpayer.
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well good morning

bit cold out
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posting this while having a wee
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>>52174068
>her

That explains it. Roasties always get preferential treatment
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>>52173972
Man dipping lettuce in shit then shitting it back out of his dick with cum too
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>It's 9ºC
>Open the windows and enjoying the heat
>Listening to the birds singing

How did everything go so right, lads?
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god bless you ma'am
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howdy
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>Heard the local brown fellows referring to eachother as "asian" so I'd better do the same. Wouldn't want to offend those fine gentlemen, now would I?
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>>52174141
>It's 9ºC
poortherner detected
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>>52174026
>not pakis out edition
>yanks are bad

Fuck off Abdul
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>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
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realized today that xmas songs will be BANNED in public in our lifetimes or have the word christmas cut out like rap songs wif swearing
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>>52174158
boy howdy lets talk why not
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Visiting London in February for business.

How disappointed will I be?
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Ask a Pakistani living in Tower hamlets, London anything
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>>52174188
I'm from Hull.
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listening to the k-on soundtrack lads
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On holiday in America and it's just like the memes.
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just text the disabled gf asking what she wants for christmas lads

I will keep you updated
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>>52174205
No more nativity plays because they don't properly represent our multicultural society.
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>>52174222
very poorth
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>>52174205
>realized
fuck off yank

>>52174220
very unless you're a paki too
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The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
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YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS
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>>52174241
Make sure she doesn't get on the mulled wine mate
Don't want her getting legless
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>>52174196
Do you ever sleep?
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>>52174241
bet she says new legs
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Im trying to ween myself off 4chan, how can I do it? Its like a time sink..
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Off to work lads.
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off to the gloryhole tonight lads
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>>52174255
Indeed, I still would not trade it though. I really do love this part of the country.
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>>52174295

Stay outside and off the computer.
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>>52174220
I like London Tbh
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>>52174266
LOCK DOWN YOUR AERIAL
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>>52174266
LOCK DOWN YOUR AERIAL
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>>52174295
You're here forever

t. someone who's been here every day for almost 9 years
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>>52174220

Depends on the business lad.
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>>52174316
Anything I should hit up while I'm there?
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>>52174097
keep roastie talk in /r9k/ please, we need to maintain at least a little decorum in /int/
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>>52174221
What's it like being surroudned by bangladeshis
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hello lads
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>>52174343
London Eye
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>>52174334
Haha bit slow you filthy hun (jk)
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>>52174257

How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 21.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
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Polaboo failed his driving theory

Got 35/50
The internet questions were different

Passed the hazard perception even though he forgot that was part of the test
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love that webm of proxy paige putting a choc ice in her arse then fisting herself
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>>52174312
Where do I go?
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>>52174359
>London Eye
thanks man. I'll check it out
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>>52174367
'Bena
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>>52174369
CHOC ICE
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>>52174347

They're alright, they don't much like us though.
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is your waifu a cute?

Mine is lads. Pic related :D
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Do we actually have any Lancastrian posters?

>>52174364
How about you go fuck yourself you dirty cosmopolitan cunt?
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ahaha absolutely savage banter lads
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Imagine a gf
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>>52174367
How can you be that retarded?
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having an investigate
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>weather is like 14 degrees all week

wtf is going on it's december
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>>52174421
h-haha
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>>52174408
without a doubt
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>>52174364
F-fuck off p-paki
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The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice
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>>52174362
Why you cheeky little swine, come here I'm gonna batter you! Come here!
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>>52174369
don't like how prominent all this anal freakshow stff is becoming in porn
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>>52174379

I dunno mate, where do you live?

>>52174389

Going to be memed for this

You like decent food? Go to Tonkatsu in Soho.

Seriously good ramen.
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lancashire? more like wankashire
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put some films on my mums laptop and she just has completely un-hidden folders of her sucking different peoples dick along with extensive pictures of her being fucked (with anal)

i'm not even remotely into incest but i still looked through all 231 of them

not going to tell her obviously
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>>52174343
Jeremy Benthams wax covered remains in UCL.
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>>52174449
met office are literally changing the weather to be warmer to pander to the immigrants it's DISGRACEFUL
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>>52174436
There are questions you just need to learn the answers to
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>>52174364
funny how the only defence londonistanis have when someone insults their shithole is "muh relevance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "everyone else is just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the only thing london has on other cities is a lot of pretty old buildings, but the same can be said about a lot of places including where i'm from in the south
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>>52174470
>go to a shop named after a certain type of food
>don't get the aforementioned food
????
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>>52174408
>race traitor
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>>52174481
nice one
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>>52174481
share?
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>>52174519

It is a ramen noodle bar.

I didn't pick the name.
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>>52174481
don't believe you la
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if god is real then why does bad things happen to hgood people

checkmate pagans
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>>52174490
Which isn't exactly hard, there's only so many questions

t. Top lad who got 49/50 first try
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havin a bit of a look lads ngl
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>>52174026
>yanks out edition
B-but senpai I thought you loved us ;(
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>>52174481
PLEASE seek help
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>>52174468
Love it 2bh
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reminder to get your roasties done like mums
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this is disgusting

if it's sunny on christmas again like it was this year i will fucking kick off
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>>52174572
the fuck. It's like naming a pizza joint, ''stew''
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>>52174530
it's not, i feel violated, she's a right dirty cow

>>52174559
obviously not posting nudes of my mum

>>52174593
for what?
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yanks in
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Fuck the Queen, republic NOW!
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>>52174524
implying
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>>52174628
yanks out
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>>52174605
>mick drawn to ad for potatoes
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>>52174618

Hipsters gonna hipster m8
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>>52174625
>obviously not posting nudes of my mum
well then fuck off then with your fabricated stories.

you could post them with the dirty bits and face covered, just to prove, but you're a wasteman
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>>52174588
noticed you having a look
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>>52174572
>>52174519
It's called Tonkotsu not Tonkatsu.

Also someone recommend me a state flag that looks like/contains St George's cross.
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what's this roastie meme
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>>52174658
>wasteman
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>>52174672
Aunt Bessie's
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>>52174628
Paki detected.
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>>52174616
Fucking El Nino spic weather system ruining Christmas, REEEEEEEE
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>>52174470
I love good ramen. I'll check it out

>>52174483
>Jeremy Benthams

That sounds crazy. I'll have to see that
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>>52174669
>tonkotsu
ahh, that makes sense
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hello my fellow brits
jolly good in 'ere innit
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>>52174338
This.

Once you start, you can never leave.
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Hi lads, I got an STD test last week and got a letter in the mail today saying I need a "non-urgent" appointment. How fucked am I?
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>>52174710
Fuck off russian pikey
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>>52174592
I hate you and hope you catch the clap.
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Should we strategically move Christmas?
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Can't believe we can post cuck again 2bh.
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>>52174739
you have AIDS in your pooper
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very attractive woman being posted here
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SXP95NnSe2

a very old m8 came by today
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>>52174639
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>>52174739
you have aids, sorry dead man
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really want to fuck a shemale lads
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>>52174710
Pound shop Romanian
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>>52174731
>>52174739
t. Brucey Banterbully
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cucks the lot of you
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>>52174616
>people still deny global warming
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>>52174739
let that be a lesson, no more cocks in your mouth
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fucking 3 o clock and I'm already having to pull the blinds over and turn the light on
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cuck desu lad senpai
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>>52174731
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>>52174801
you hear a lot about global warming but it's still BLOODY COLD IN MY FLAT
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>>52174839
did you close the fridge
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>>52174805
you're in some little man crew, doing little things what a little man do
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>>52174805
Oh poor you paddy

Fucking retard
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>>52174026
Who PC master race here lads?
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>>52174867
bit uncalled for
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found my oneitis' new okcupid profile
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>>52174839
Lucky fuck.
Literally melting right now famalam.
The mother broke the thermostat and for some reason its stuck at 27C

I wanna die desu
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>>52174784

like this la?
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already planning my groundbreaking new gimmicks for 2016 lads

i'm mindshowering some really revolutionary stuff here, could change the way we look at gimmicks forever

I will keep you updated
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>>52174821
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>>52174876
did you get Squad?
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stop posting gook drawings
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>>52174876
>not having both
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>>52174914
out
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>>52174891

Nice blog

Unsubscribed you cretinous melt
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Is it true that all British women crave Irish cock more than anything on earth and that they loath sissy english "men"?
Think about it, Irish men are tough, brave, valiant, courageous and strong
Their history of oppression and celtic heritage makes fierce warriors of them, and excellent lovers, unlike little english men, who are scrawny, beta, repulsive little cucks
How do sissy english cuckolds compete with the BIC (Big Irish Cock)?
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>>52174910
No but I wish.
Looks pretty cool.
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>>52174914
Yanks out!
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>>52174938
no you go out, fucking gooklover
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dreamed that i flew to south africa to chill with yolandi vi$$er and then i had no money to fly back and i was stranded in cape town and yolandi didnt want to lend me money and our bus crashed
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>>52174026
Ill go anywhere as I please, what are you gonna do? Try and take my land?
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>>52174914
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>Want a cup of tea
>No milk
>Schools chucking out and don't want to deal with the crowds

J-just gotta hang on in there
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>>52174950
yeah, their ginger hair really gets our women going
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dreamed I was dead then I woke up and realised I'd never been alive
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>>52174960
>>52174938
sensing a bit of hostility today
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>>52174962
out
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>>52174910
do you need friends to fully experience it
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global warming doesn't look too bad tbqh
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>>52174950
No, in fact the opposite seems to be the case. Irish women seem to end up with English men.
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>>52174960
>>52174973
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>>52174960
I like anime, can I stay?

t. loyalist weeb
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>>52174950
I've experienced this somewhat but mainly with slags
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dreamed i was trapped in /brit/ forever

just imagine that
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>>52174995
based
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>>52174993
>this meme that we're vulnerable yet the uk gets all the floods
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haha
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>>52174993
>holland

nothing personnel kid
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knee-high socks just arrived lads
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>>52174995


>>52174996

post ur animes
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>>52174993
ethiopia doesn't even have a fucking coast, what are they afraid of?
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>>52174993
>India gets fucked

That's punishment for not developing proper shitting etiquette.
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>>52174996
Yes.

>>52174995
>>>/yankland/
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>>52174950
>>52174994
>>52174977
>>52175004
jealous sissy british boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTYWRk15x6g

look at these strong, tough, manly, alpha Irish men
there is literally NO WAY for english """""men""""" to compete with them
they could literally walk in london, look at a british girl and have her beg to suck their big Irish cocks, going as far as to give them money, all in front of her english cuck husband/bf
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>>52175026
It's because you do something about it. We don't do anything and let it flood, because there's less risk.
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>THEY BUILD ON FLOODPLAINS

>THEY LIVE ON FLOODPLAINS
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>>52175043
*wraps arms around your legs and kisses your hip*
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>>52175067
There are no British people in London.
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Accidentally ate my GF's yeast infection in the dark last night boys.
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>>52174026
post yfw cucking brits from across the pond.
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>900 schools in LA closed after a credible terror threat
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>>52175067
you sound a bit gay
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>>52175100
rural british women all over england dream for a strong celtic man to impregnate them while laying with their english sissy husbands in bed
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>>52175085
"For fucks sake I'm being flooded, this is the last thing you expect, why did the bloody Tories let this happen?" - man who owns property on a flood plain
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>>52175119
It just literally doesn't work when yanks are basically half brit mutts
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>>52175119
why is taylor swift dating a brit?

kristen stewart? katy perry? selena gomez?

you're cucked as fuck mate
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>>52175123
wut. LA as in Los Angeles?
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>>52175128
what's wrong britboy, your girl messing around with irish men again? :^)
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>tfw when have to go to work shortly
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Can't see any reason to keep living
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lads
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>>52175178
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35102954
what else
t. nespresso
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>>52175123
900 SCHOOLS IN A CITY?
14 STONE IN A DAY?
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>>52175067
> True brits
> Wanting filthy Catholics.

Dinnae think so pal
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>>52174987
no but you need a mic
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>>52175178
Yeah lad

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/676781362855190528
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>>52175206
louisianna
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>i'm white

bit racist
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>>52175206
>unspecified "electronic" threat
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Wish I was a Catholic instead of a protestant
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>>52175189
>tfw week off
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Wk7G16ksd not to good at this strumstick haha
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>>52175119
>emma watson
le trash man.jpeg
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lads is this a tranny

http://84.244.135.41/f/2811790_1.jpg
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>>52175123
source
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>>52175255
you can literally change you twat
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>>52175243
what the fuck I'm in Los Angeles. well that's just fantastic
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>>52175213
what is it about Irish men that british girls love so much?
you know that big, strong Irish guy who bullied you in school?
he probably impregnated many british girls by now
his celtic seed has been spread amongst your people
the british folk is being bred out by strong celtic men
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How many dead Yank children will there be by the end of the day? 100? 1,000? 10,000?
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Dad got mad at polaboo for failing his driving theory test
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>>52175255
There is this thing called conversion.
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>>52175289
>no dick
Looks more your average British manface to be honest
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>>52175123
Imagine if Terrorists did a Beslan style attack in the US, fucking hate Muzzies so much. Stay safe Yanklads
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>>52175327
show some fucking respect
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>>52175243
>that top reply
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>>52175299
Doesn't really count though if you're not raised it, it's like becoming a Buddhist in your 30s or something, it's a meme at that stage.
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>>52175253
local stuff is saying it's a bomb threat
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>Jonah Lomu died effectively broke last month, it has been revealed, as friends establish a trust fund for the rugby player’s two sons.
>“It is also apparent that his 20-year illness and long dialysis sessions, multiple times a week, affected him far more than people realised, including his ability to work and earn the type of money people probably assumed he was capable of earning.”
>The trust, not set up at the request of the family, will solely benefit Lomu’s two boys, providing the education and pastoral care he would have wanted for them.
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>>52175312
>Be American
>Get shot
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>>52175312
RIP
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>>52175324
> big strong Irish guy
> Being able to bully even bigger, stronger scottish guys
Dont think so. The Irish kid in school used to get the shit kicked out of him because he was a fucking pikey.

But you are right, he did impregnate a British girl.
Hes now in prison on rape charges.
>>
>It's a random JF comes into the thread talking shit episode
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>>52175361
Typical black man
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>>52175327
fuck off, that's not banter
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just made some pickled onions for my dad
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America child
>Mom I'm going to work REALLY hard and become head of the state!
>Good boy in this land of freedom you can do

British child
>oi mam i wanna be tha 'ead of state oi due
>ya sillay little cunt only da queen by be head of state just be a butcher like your father and his father and his father and his father its better we subjects know our place it is
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>>52175345
well "she" is Brazilian

http://www.adultwork.com/2811790
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>>52175370
lmao nice fantasy Nigel
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>>52175354
>implying people in england are raised religiously
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>>52175388
show some fucking respect
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>>52175419

yank out
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>>52175347
>Imagine if Terrorists did a Beslan style attack in the US, fucking hate Yanks so much. Go to hell Yanklads
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>>52175419
But you need a shitload of funding to become a politician, britbro.
Though I guess it's still easier than in other places, especially if you're charismatic
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>>52175419
Lying to your children is pretty cruel desu
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>tfw you have to walk all the way to the toilet to piss because you've come home from uni and theres no sink in your room
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>>52175427
Im Scottish, I vote SNP

#GodblessNicola
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>>52175419
Fuck off Yank
>>
doing a wank
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>>52175419
>becoming president is merit based

Oh, sweetie :)
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>>52175399
>triggered
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HON HON I AM ZE FANCY FRENCHMAN I LIKE CHEESE AND I AM GAY

[this is my impression of a french man, if you like this impression, be sure to like and subscribe to my blog]
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>>52175354
except at that age you're old enough to make more informed decisions instead of being brainwashed as a child
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>>52175400
Well done you're gonna remind him that he's got a mincing gaylord for a """"son""""
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>>52175476
>>52175477
rhyme
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>>52175487

dumb ukip voter
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>>52175487
Do an impression of an Irishman next ahah
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>the SNP
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>>52175419
The amount of people that just replied to this post proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
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>>52175419
t. failure who blames others for his problems

pro tip: it's not your parents fault you failed at life.
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>>52175354
Very few people are raised religiously now lad.
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>>52175496

lol jealous
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>Yanks say the UK is cucked by Muslims
>Far more Yanks have died in Islamic terrorist attacks in the 21st Century even if you discount 9/11
>Now 1000 schools have been closed due to a bomb threat by Muslims
>This never happens in the UK
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>I believe in free will
>>
@52175525

Fuck off yank
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>>52175520
https://youtu.be/nJ_yIhKpDyM

literally a cult t︂b︂︂h
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>>52175490
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told myself I wasn't gonna spend all day on the computer today

guess what i've bloody gone and done
>>
I will destroy anime.
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Gotta be careful with this phishing shit

If they even suspect me, they will confiscate my electronics again and have all the evidence they need to give me a real sentence

which one seems the least suspicious?

>mass email to her uni account and other students, asking her to like a student union related facebook page
>email to her private email asking her to like the facebook page of a local gallery
>email to her private email asking her to like the facebook page of the place she did her placement (email in German, would need help with that)
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>>52175530
It is literally impossible for a pleb to become head of state though
>>
Apparently c͜uck has been removed from the filter list. Let's see:

cuck
Hiroshima is a big fucking cuck.
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>>52175513

>that little cunt
>capable of making a clock
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>>52175574
nice meme but i'm actually a shinto buddhist
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going on a night out in a few hours lads, r8 my outfit
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>>52175555
i believe in those quads
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>>52175585
ribena?
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>i'm actually a shinto buddhist
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>>52175588

If you're lying then you're a massive cuck.
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>>52175520
3 times less votes than the UKIP and 56 times more seats
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>>52175554
Muslims in the UK aren't even comparable to blacks, Mexicans and Jews in the US
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>Yank Pakis want to bomb schools in LA
>Message the school board before they do it to tell them

Why can't Yanks do ANYTHING right, lads? Could have had an amazing happening on our hands today if this was carried out by a foreigner.
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>>52175525
The amount of people that just replied to this post proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
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>>52175119
Yanks are welcome to the cunt. She is a horrible person.
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>>52175644
probably just someone doing it for the craic tbqh
>>
cuckold desu
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>>52175609
10/10 would get shanked by "refugees" with.
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>>52175609
you should take a ba'ath before you go out
>>
>drink beer
>wank
>sharp pain in abdomen

haha everytime Lolmao love my life lads hahahahahah woooooooooooooooo hahahahahahahahahhhaha WOOOOOOoo

THE

BEST

YEARS

OF
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>>52175644
It's the ra
>>
did a wank lads
>>
wakey wakey wagecucks
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>>52175644

The IRA used to phone ahead of bombs going off to minimize casualties. It's called being civilised.
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>>52175636
Are you saying they're better or worse? I hate Muslims but t b h I've never had any direct confrontation with them, they're just very insular and hate the UK, they don't actively hassle us like minorities in America seem to do to whiteys.

Some of the stories from white kids and teachers in inner city schools in the US, lmfao. Hell.
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>>52175566
> Completed next year

YEAH
CAUSE THE FUCKING EDINBURGH TRAMS
GOT DONE ON TIME

AND ON BUDGET
AYE
>>
What age escort is best?
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>>52175624
baited for this EXACT response
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I literally just got out of bed lads, but this unfortunate events means nothing compared to my everlasting love and affection for my love. I just have to say that i am a big fan of Jun Suzuki senpai.
also azusa is welcome here i guess.
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>>52175712
>tfw schoolcuck
>tfw finals in 2 hours
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>>52175689
stretch your abs and hip flexors
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>>52175419
>Mom I'm going to work REALLY hard and become head of the state!
>HEY CLETUS WE AINT GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY URSELF INTO POWER NOW HELP MOMMY GET UP FROM HER CHAIR
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>>52175728
40-55
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>>52175736
>school

fuck off child
>>
Oh hello chaps (chap is british for humans)!

I am also a fellow Brittonian! I come from Cornpool-upon-Porkshire, and live not too far from the Stonehenge and the castle of Camelot! Allow me to put the kettle on. *puts on the tea* How about some pie?

Well I say, love! I sure do love the Beatles! God save the queen and all that. (Translators note: the "queen" is the de-facto ruler of the british empire and is always chosen among Saudi Arabian royalty). The irish are still poor. Be sure to come visit us in England sometime! Cheerios! *drives away in doubledecker bus*
>>
KEKS
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>>52175716
That's why the IRA were a shit-tier terrorist organisation who never carried out a decent happening.
>>
back is in knots after archery lads

need a massage desu
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Are the Britts bashing Poles and Polish immigration Muslims or not? And are the ones praising Polish immigration actually Polish immigrants?

Neither of the answers would surprise me. Cause people hate Muslims and people taking your job and making you unemployed. Both of these are reasons for resentment.

http://www.dailystormer.com/eu-failure-250000-more-poles-headed-to-london/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/poles-top-foreign-inmate-list-3463695
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found a new sersh pic
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>>52175716
I see this meme everywhere

they only phoned in if it was a building they were looking to destroy, else they didnt and 90% time gave useless warnings

la mon house, omagh bombing need I go on?

ira cucks out 2bh
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>>52175744
based moosefucker with the assist
>>
>>52175766
Has to be lower caps, cuck.
>>
kek
kekold
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwHiJg6LAzc
WE
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>>52175722
Muslims are better

There aren't as many, don't commit as much or as violent crime and we don't pander to them anywhere near the same level
>>
lads
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>>52175677
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>>52175773
poles are white and their women are hot

i see no rproblems 2bh
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>>52175778
>>
>his favourite shemale pornstar isn't Mariana Cordoba
>>
>>52175732

literally who
>>
>>52175773
Just wish ALL JFs would fuck off, Muslim or non-Muslim, black or white, Polish or Portuguese or Australian or American.

REEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE, FUCK OFF, GO AWAY GO AWAY LEAVE THE UK ALONE
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>>52175778
>>
>>52175722
>they don't actively hassle us like

Except for that time they blew up a bunch of people for no reason.

And that time they raped thousands of children.

And that time they cut that soldiers head off on the street in broad daylight.

And that time they groomed and gangraped that schoolgirl then chopped her up and put her in kebabs.

Apart from, that they are alright.
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>back is in knots after archery lads
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>>52175810
mexicans aren't bad at all
>>
>>52175773
Poles are absolute scum

Combine the worst elements of all minority groups
>>
>>52175840
virus
>>
Q. Do you offer anal sex ?

A. I'm currently looking to sell my anal virginity for £500 or nearest offer, message me if your interested to be placed under consideration.
>>
Show me one sincere post in this thread

Go on just one
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>>52175773
People here tend to hate both the Poles and the Pakis.
>>
>>52175781

They phoned ahead of Omagh. The police failed to evacuate the area.
>>
>>52175810
This. Wouldn't say they're much better though and there are hardly ANY that are cool, whereas there are a few cool blacks and Mexicans who you could hang around with and have as m8s.
>>
having a cheeky existential crisis
>>
>>52175644
Its not pakis, it's Simon Gruber.
>>
>>52175842
>Except for that time they blew up a bunch of people for no reason.
Once and there was reason

>And that time they raped thousands of children.
Just like regular Britons

>And that time they cut that soldiers head off on the street in broad daylight.
Once and just like regular Britons
>>
>>52175347
Thanks buddy
>>
>>52175864
anal """""""""""""""""""virginity"""""""""""""""" you just dont like it up the bum you cow but I bet any money youve done it before

I wish I had like an 8 inch diameter cock so I could pay 500 and bust her just to be badddd
>>
>>52175842
Yeah, like I said I don't like them and want them to LEAVE but compare all that to what ethnic minorities in the US do and it's night and day.
>>
>>52175909
Rasheed
>>
>>52175738
I actually think it's working - are you a doctor? How did you know this?
>>
>>52175909
rasheed
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pakis...in?
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>>52175769
jesus
>>
orchestrating a littlesleep
>>
>>52175829
This is Jun Suzuki, she is objectively the best written and thought provoking character created for the intellectually gifted within the hit /brit/ anime K-on.
Jun is the core element to the most comfy and interesting episodes, and is undoubtedly the highest tier for personality, inter-character plot interactions and body.
Jun Suzuki is the thinking man’s K-ON.
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>>52175909
>Once and there was reason
>>
>>52175886
The warning they gave was "bomb in omagh town " no specification as to where or car bomb or wot, the casualties are entirely on the IRA the police aren't mind readers
>>
>>52175822

>their women are hot

I wish this meme would end, they're man jawed and are as unattractive as the natives here.
>>
>>52175644
kid did it to get out of exams
muzzies wouldn't call ahead
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>>52175952
I lurk /fit/
>>
>>52176006
based uvflad
>>
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gf just sent me this
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>>52175764
Why do people do this kind of thing though? Tumblr and Reddit seem to be anglophile as fuck but they're so out of touch with actual England.
>>
>>52176006

Might have been an idea to evacuate the small town
>>
>>52175993
> Liking K-ON
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>the IRA did nothing wrong, they phoned the police and told them to evacuate the area, it's the police's fault that all those people died

This is literally what Jeremy Corbyn believes
>>
>>52176012
t. yellow fever man
>>
>>52176003
>Bomb foreign countries
>Cry when it happens to you
>>
>>52175895

it fucking never ends
>>
>>52176026
How odd - did you pick this up as they were discussing the same issues as I have or just put 2 and 2 together?

thanks btw
>>
>>52176079
fuck off paki if you have a problem with this country you can literally get out
>>
>>52175871
here lad >>52175871
>>
>>52176079
Here's your (you).
>>
>>52176079
so who did the United states bomb to cause 9/11
>>
>>52175993

Dunno about her really.

There's just something I don't like about her face.
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>>52176062
t. alberto barbosa
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>Jeremy Corbyn? I don't much care for him, m'lady.
>>
>>52176035
The "muh ira heroes always phoned in bomb warnings nd didnt hurt a :PPP" meme needs to STOP

heres another one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudy_bombing

even if their phone warning did work claudy was a small town and the bombs were just on shopping streets and not any industrial or military targets


>>52176059
Tiny little police presence in Omagh trying to evacuate a shopping town on a busy summers day in 15 mins lol good luck telling that many people to fuck off keep in mind bomb scares and hoaxes were commonplace
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bit cold out
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listening to In Dulci Jubilo again lads

what a happy little tune
>>
>>52176123
Do some research, sheep
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>I did not vote Conservative in 2015
>>
>when you get the through ball just right
great feeling lads
>>
>>52176124
too patrician for you.
>>
>>52176110
anterior pelvic tilt is typical for people with office jobs/neets; one symptom of it is abdominal cramps
>>
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>Do some research, sheep
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>birthday card from department
>qt coworker is the only one that didn't sign it
>>
>>52176182
>>52176182
>>52176182
NEW THRE
>>
>>52176184
>I voted for the "Conservative" party
>I didn't vote UKIP
>I hate my own country
>>
When I commit suicide I'm sending my oneitis a message blaming her
>>
Achingly important, throbbing hot poll:

http://strawpoll.me/6274144
http://strawpoll.me/6274144
http://strawpoll.me/6274144
http://strawpoll.me/6274144
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>>52176189
fifa?

>when you see the shithouses up front sprinting around and not creating anything and make a surge forward from centre half and end up creating a goal
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>Do some research, sheep
>>
>>52176251
>when your centre mid gets an open line on goal
>>
>>52176239

im not bent
>>
>>52176251
yeah fifa and real life
>>
>>52176238
"Haha someone just sent me a suicide note but I don't know who it is!"
>>
>>52176238

i doubt she'll give a single fuck about some random nobody loser on the periphery of her life (you)
>>
>>52176564
>>52176564
>>52176564


New thread
>>
>>52175644
If the Dark Knight Rises taught me anything it's to divert the polices' attention elsewhere for the real attack.
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