school's out edition
First for Coil
>>52176184
>I didn't vote Labour
>>52176242
man is le animal
fuck off comrade corbyn
Highly important poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6274144
http://strawpoll.me/6274144
http://strawpoll.me/6274144
http://strawpoll.me/6274144
doing some research
>I voted Labour
anyone else ever get the urge to just smash your head into the wall until you die haha had it just then it was mental but i didnt do it obv
>>52176273
>>52176182
Great bants OP
bi' 'old out.
1. Where do you aim your spunk?
a) eyes
b) mouth
c) nose (either on it or up it, like the crazy Japanese bukkake vids!)
d) hair
e) other
2. Does your answer vary according to whether the recipient is a:
a) prostitute/escort
b) the 'target' at a bukkake (amateur or paid for)
c) a 'civilian' woman
3. If you know she won't like it or doesn't like it are you
a)Not bothered
b)Turned on
>I voted for the Conservative and Unionist Party candidate in the 2015 United Kingdom general election
>>52176374
>recipient
>
http://strawpoll.me/6274170
http://strawpoll.me/6274170
http://strawpoll.me/6274170
>I voted Labour
>I voted UKIP
>>52176415
what the fuck kind of tea you drink with milk?
>>52176415
>No milk, with sugar
If this gets a vote then that person needs to gas themselves
>I vote
>>52176415
>Tea without milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
>>52176374
Virgin here, never came on another person.
I find the idea of cumming on certain places very hot like a girls thighs or her tummy or her back. Facials do nothing for me.
>>52176454
It is very common to drink tea with milk in the UK.
Quick lads, claim your Waifu before alberto barbosa sells her into slavery.
Jun is safe.
>>52176475
HEY HEY YOU YOU
Sent sara a picture of my cock
>I support Corbyn
>>52176415
tea is shite
>>52176494
why? how much milk do you put?
Tried a peanut butter and jelly sandwich this morning. Don't think I'll have another.
>>52176268
Are you still shivering?
Are you still cold?
Are you loathsome tonight?
Does your madness shine bright?
Are you loathsome tonight?
>>52176182
Who /virgin for life/ here?
>that sad cunt who has hundreds of fedora pics on his hard drive and spends his day finding posts he doesn't like so he can autistically dump his collection
>>52176374
uhhh does a sock count as a recipient
>>52176503
>I support Cameron
>>52176496
Saving Karen.
>>52176502
hope you're serious lad
when i commit suicide im going to send my oneitis a letter blaming her
>>that sad cunt who has hundreds of fedora pics on his hard drive and spends his day finding posts he doesn't like so he can autistically dump his collection
>>52176546
When I commit suicide and they lay me to rest
IM GONNA GO ON THE PISS WITH GEORGIE BEST
>>52176518
In a cup of tea 4/5 of the liquid is water, 1/5 is milk. That is how I do it. Why? Tastes nice.
>>52176531
Me. 27 KV. Not religious, not assexual, not disfigured.
>>52176531
>>52176496
The classic methods are probable best
Going to send her an email, asking her to re-activate her facebook account
Will set off a redflag but I think anything will, this is just less likely to be something she can/will attempt to verify or ignore
how can i edit pdfs without buying their software
got a banana here lads
it looks like one of those bananas that go straight from green to brown missing out yellow you know
>>52176582
doesn't it form chunks from the heat of the water?
>>52176531
Probably me, the thought of sex makes me feel ill.
>>52176603
screenshot then open it in microsoft paint
![fifa-16-1.05-patch-notes1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9xmlEpA.jpg "fifa-16-1.05-patch-notes1[1].jpg")
>soft/baffling penalties fixed
>high pressure shitters rekt
>interceptions fixed
>better AI runs
Y E S
E
S
>>52176606
no lol
>>52176623
>interceptors
Thought this was X-COM for a second.
>Voting for the Conservatives
>Literally wanting a Prime Minister who calls Islam a religion of peace
>A defence minister that does deals with the Saudis
>A home secretary who wants to ban porn and encryption
>A chancellor who gives tax breaks to the rich
>A health minister who wants to privatise the NHS
>>52176546
Poleaboo thinks the heartless cow will be glad that "creepy" guy is done
>>52176603
foxit is free
its probably chinese spyware but alri
>>52176606
>Moldovan milk
gross
>>52176546
when i die put that bottle in my hand
all these years on earth it was my only friend
>>52176606
No. Why would it do that?
>>52176629
do you use fat free milk? creamy milk becomes chunky when heated up
>>52176647
I never said interceptors you fat cunt
>>52176531
2016 is gonna be the year
>>52176577
>there is only one fedora poster
>>52176649
Don't hurt yourself with that edge
>>52176521
You mean a peanut butter an jam sandwich, you yank spastic.
>>52176649
>>A chancellor who gives tax breaks to the rich
>>52176673
wtf Molodva
have to take a piss :\
>>52176673
>creamy milk becomes chunky when heated up
Raw milk, maybe.. Milk sold in western european supermarkets tends to be homogenised, whether it's whole, semi-skimmed or skimmed..
>>52176606
Hahaha, no.
Milk here is pasteurised and homogenised/emulsified. The fat and protein are evenly distributed so they don't clump and the fat doesn't separate from the water. Even in tea it mixed as though it were just more water.
>>52176673
you pour the milk in after
>Don't hurt yourself with that edge
>>52176699
Wasn't jam though it was jelly.
If she's Polish, does that mean her facebook emails are likely to be in Polish?
Fuck
People tell me to join tinder when i'm a 3/10, fucking jokers
Do you guys actually have no go zones for your police, shariah zones and all that jazz?
>studying in the UK
>back home for christmas
>all my UK flag posting privileges have been reduced to t. Alberto Barbosa
J U S T
reee witcher 3 won't launch
>>52176780
HOL UP HOL UP
>>52176769
>facebook emails
fuck off grandpa
>>52176760
I really hate yank shitposting, it's just boring at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBHQbu5rbdQ
this song has 500 million views and this is the 1st time I've heard it
it's also shit
>>52176775
no
actually don't
You're not the one to talk things through
You checked your texts while I masturbated
>>52176780
Sorry to hear that greatest ally.
>>52176649
Corbyn please, only two things there are true.
>>52176780
t. Alberto Barbosa
any billionaires here tried 5 guys?
gf takes dicks for money
>>52176731
>>52176737
pasteurized milk tastes bland desu
>>52176775
yeah
>>52176775
yes its all those dangerous 2D lolis who own the streets now.
>>52176780
I won't bully you, Portubro.
We should ban this evil meme
>dating profile
things i like
>anti-capitalism
>feminism
>my daughter
>>52176831
ur mum
>>52176831
was going to the other day, walked in a saw it was like £6 for a burger, fuck that
>>52176834
>he's never had cravendale
s m h
>>52176831
Yup, very tasty burgers but it's not worth the price desu.
>>52176831
Yes. It's better than In N Out Burger.
>>52176620
preview does it better
>I get annoyed at yank shitposting
At what age is it socially acceptable to internet date?
>>52176921
never
>>52176921
29 and female after a long term relationship
>>52176921
when you've left education 2bh
>>52176831
Do you guys have any other burger places like Jake's Wayback Burgers or whatever?
brother just threw a football at my face and broke my glasses
>>52176956
mcdonalds
burger king
>>52176831
Bit expensive, Pretty good though.
>>52176921
why do you care?
>>52176910
>It's better than In N Out Burger
reeeee
Reminds me of a holiday in Arizona. I think they're really nice.
>>52176910
p sure that's from GTA
meep meep
how do i make people respect me?
>>52176921
only after you have a kid
>>52176916
It's usually the Irish and the Aussies who do the shitposting honestly.
>>52176980
Was considering it.
>>52176968
m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m
m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m
m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m
m m m m m m m m m m m m rn m m m
find the RN
>>52176968
>wearing glasses
t. nerd
>>52176831
Yes, it's so fucking good. Better than in n out by far
>>52177012
Then for it, it doesn't matter if it's socially acceptable.
>>52177024
can i control+f
>tfw all the extra flags crew isn't here
>Invited to an event on Facebook
>Oneitus also invited, marked down as attending
>I put myself down as attending, just to see her
>Buy a new shirt and book a taxi ready
>Go on the event page
>tfw she's pulled out
>tfw I still have to fucking go
Going to strap myself with go-pros and take 3000µg AL-LAD in public
>>52177064
nice blog
>>52177048
>can i control+f
that would be extremely unfaithful
>>52177064
haha its like peep show or something
http://strawpoll.me/6274339
http://strawpoll.me/6274339
http://strawpoll.me/6274339
very important poll
>>52177064
You know who didn't pull out, right? Chad (when he splooged inside her).
>talking to qt in uni about whatever the fuck
>joking and having good times
>she, out of nowhere, tells me she's on the verge of breaking up with her boyfriend
>"It's just... you never know who you'll meet in uni, you know?"
>Reply with a canned "Yeah I get you" response
>"You do?!" with doe-eyed expression looking up into my eyes and smiling
I'm not too skilled at reading this kind of thing, but I think that might have been referring to me lads.
>>52177024
bottom row
third from right
>>52177024
bottom line , fourth from right
>>52177102
>splooged
fuck off yank
>>52177064
>I have to go because I said I would attend on Facebook
>>52177112
the fourth one actually
>>52177051
I'm at work so no flag
>>52176415
where is the no tea option
>>52177136
>going on /brit/ at work
bad lad
>>52177103
I don't get posts like these
Surely that wasn't the end of the conversation. You didn't just get up and walk away after this bit, and she's obviously not sat there waiting for you to check /brit/ before responding so where the fuck else did the conversation go?
Anyone tried 5-Meo-DIBF
why are /brit/ generals always my favorite place to hang out and have a good laugh? /pol/, /int/, and /r9k/ all have enjoyable /brit/ generals.
t. a dirty slav
me in my jacket
>>52177103
She isn't interested.
>>52177234
Avoid research chems honestly. Just get the real thing.
>>52177252
Need help accurately translating this to Polish for a phishing scam
>Hi
>As part of a maintenance exercise your account was disabled. You can reactivate your account at any time by logging into Facebook using your old login email address and password. You will then be able to use the site as before.
>Reactivate account
>Deactivate account
>>52177195
JANNY!
>>52177193
I just did that weird active listening thing I do when I don't really care about what someone's saying. I listen just enough to hear the words and then I repeat their sentiment back at them to make them think I've been listening or I finish off their sentences for the same reason. So the rest of the conversation was me saying "Yeah, I do. You mean like, you just don't know who you could bump into that you wouldn't have known about when you met your boyfriend" and then she replied with something acknowledging that my statement was correct and then I just changed the subject to something more interesting.
>>52177267
1P-LSD is literally the real thing (except with a bread preservative molecule bunged on that your stomach breaks down).
>>52177051
fuck off tripfagging twats
how dude weed lmao is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxk4kMbAPyw
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52177369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6Z2QKl0wR
>>52177284
Don't try it poles are one step ahead
>>52177369
She posts this picture a lot too lol
>>52177387
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>52177396
This bitch is more than a few but it's the things you don't try in life that you regret the most
cum literally tasted like battery acid just then
>>52177284
Should have specified I'm Serbian I guess - also like >>52177396 said, the poles are already ahead of you in this scam.
/brit/'s worst, ranked:
1. tripfags
2. namefags
3. that Swede
4. maybe a quarter of the yanks
5. half of the canadians
Going to sign up for a 10 day Vipassana meditation retreat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs
>20 fucking years ago
>>52177433
PLEASE STAMP ON MY BALLS LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE
>>52177455
serbians aren't slavs
>>52177330
I haven't heard of it. I wouldn't do it myself even so, I've heard too much bad shit about RCs.
Lads
*nods at each of you in turn*
>>52177495
t. Miroslav Kebabovich Ataturkov
>>52177520
*hugs you and gives you the three "im not gay" pats on the back*
WOAH
ONLY £16.99 FOR 6 (SIX) TENGA EGGS
WHAT A DEAL!
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252214012175?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649
>>52176780
t. Alberto Barbosa
Mum bought me orange juice WITH BITS
poured it down the sink there and then
Should Yorkshire be an independent country?
>>52177550
*aggressively grabs you and tongue kisses you, you struggle at first but accept it after a few seconds and then get into it until it eventually progresses into sex*
>>52177631
disgusting
who likes that shit?
>>52177433
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I (You)d you because you're a female /brit/poster, 'tis a good thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dF6mXiXuoo
Brought u lads a throwback
>>52177655
yanks
Jun knows that anime is good for /brit/, thanks Jun for being a patrician.
I wish there was an extension that would filter all the boring plebs who don't use extra flags 2bh
>>52177657
fedora.jpg
>>52177684
Nah m8 I hate that shit too
Nasty chunky OJ
>Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I (You)d you because you're a female /brit/poster, 'tis a good thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252214012175?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649
ONLY £16.99
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252214012175?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649
>>52177704
>>52177741
enjoying your first day on 4chan so far, reddit twats?
>selling eggs on /brit/
what have we become
>>52177701
I wish there was an extension that would filter all the retarded plebs who let their systems become botneted by running Russian code just for extra flags 2bh
>>52177749
Do those things have any kind of use for peope that own foreskins though? I've never really seen the appeal of those fake-cunt things.
Didn't poor much milk in my tea so it lasts longer
>>52177777
>enjoying your first day on 4chan so far, reddit twats?
>>52177779
we could start selling qt gfs soon
can you all stop chattin up my lass thanks?
>>52177791
they work for anyone jew, negro and whites
Tom Bombadil, wee Tom Bombadillo
Do tenga eggs go up your arse?
Drinkin tequila and OJ (with no bits) at noon tbqh senpai
Startin my day off right
Also, WALMART did this.
>>52176496
Just sent my waifu a love letter lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LR84op83rf
FOY
wish california would do more vocaroos
>>52177877
holy shit, you really saved these
>>52177857
on your cock lad but nothing is stopping you jamming one up there
>>52177903
they're in my history
First two replies decide which songs I mash up
>>52177877
WEW
>>52177926
Party & bullshit
>>52177926
gene autry silver haired daddy of mine
>>52177877
Gosh, I hate American accents. Yank genocide when?
>>52177926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG7Mk0axZfs
>>52177926
K-ON!! ED1 (Listen!!)
>>52177926
darude - sandstorm
>>52177863
that's great lad. I'm looking forward to attending the wedding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
posting tune
>>52177877
>>52177903
>that accent
>>52177749
how long do they last
>>52177976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>52177900
h*ck no
>>52177954
Rude
>>52177977
DOUBLE RUDE
>Her vocaroos only get posted while I'm at work
Does she sound fit, lads?
>>52177981
quite a long time, as long as you clean it after every use
>>52177976
is this 2014
>>52178000
yeah, she's quite fit
>I speak with an or like American accents
>>52178019
and?
>>52177877
Why are yank women so obsessed with us?
>>52178000
You could roll around the world and never find a better voice to know 2bh
Sounds like ice on fire, a human heart captive in the snow
gonna unwrap my xmas present ;)
>>52178000
No, she sounds like a disgusting Yank.
>>52178000
>work
>>52178000
There's a slight, endearing shyness to her voice. She was probably one of those girls at school who was peng but hung out with the uncool girls because she was just a bit awkward like them :3
>>52178031
nice English, retard
>>52178062
hope you get gook AIDS
Return flights to Lima for only £400
>There's a slight, endearing shyness to her voice. She was probably one of those girls at school who was peng but hung out with the uncool girls because she was just a bit awkward like them :3
>gonna unwrap my xmas present ;)
wayyyyyy lads way just way init way way way haha way
>>52178087
>>52178055
Please..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx04PmOltYw
going to be a good one tonight lads, lots of smart anime.
>>52178087
or shes a typical fat disgusting yank and you're wanking to her voice like the sad southern fairy you are
Lads, would I make a qt trap?
pic related
>>52178087
>her voice
>implying it isn't a 13 year old boy
cuck desu senpai
>>52178114
off you go then hehe
>>52178101
>I can't speak Yorkshire
>>52178114
>only
fuck off trillionaire
>>52177971
Joke's on you lad she doesn't even exist actually hahahahahahahah
>>52178087
>>52178110
>>52178133
She probably has a kind of odd name like Marlena, or Iris, one of those girls who went through a goth/scene phase in 2006/7 and never really kept close friends. She got fucked in the back of some stoners car once and now she spends most of her time indoors with her cats
reminder
>>52178123
WAHEY
>/brit/
>I use the word "peng"
>>52178142
>or shes a typical fat disgusting yank and you're wanking to her voice like the sad southern fairy you are
want to wife yolandi
>yank women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx88USTRJEs
just done a poo
>>52178165
it is you who is not real.
>I like American women
