/LISICKIIIII~/ edition
maisie
>>52152739
>>52152736
underrated post
inb4 cara
>>52152764 Who?
Reggie yates isnt a the right man to present extreme world. I like him, but theres absolutely no edge to him and he rarely challenges the people hes interviewing.
gonna make some rather cheeky sushi today for lunch lads
>>52152807
delete this
>>52152739
delete!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52152794
just opened /brit/ and this is what i see
>>52152815
Not to mention he's a gayboi
>>52152838
think I might be gay and into beastiality
cat jumped ony my lap and got a semi
>>52152891
>this
>real
ppffft
any hole's a goal
If you're blindfolded you don't give a shit whether the thing sucking you has a willy or not
fucks sake lads
>>52152975
*wraps his arm around your shoulder and pulls you against him*
hey what's wrong sweetie?
>>52152975
For fuck sake! What is it now?
back fucking canes when I try to suck myself wish it didn't 2bh
Want to watch Fargo at 3am. Where can I find a stream?
>any hole's a goal
need a good film to watch desu
Having intercourse with a hot twink boy
>>52153027
Near like a lake or something
It's not gay if the penis is feminine
>>52152891
this anime seems very lewd
cannot tell if she is interested or not haha
what's worse
gays or Muslims?
>>52152869
Nah. He was pumping Fearne Cotton full with his blacks seed.
king of chess on /brit/ here
ama
>>52153005
>>52153013
dont want to get a job just want to hang out and listen to dub forever
>>52153088
Gays.
People are slowly being redpilled on Muslims but gays will never go away.
>>52153088
Muslims I reckon. Never had a gay blow himself up on the tube or bus.
>>52153082
Post your text convos
>>52153136
i'd rather not
>People are slowly being redpilled on Muslims but gays will never go away.
>>52153081
it's a bit cheeky lad
>>52153133
Bet they would if they were flexible enough tbf
>>52153150
C'mon lad
We're all amigos here
>>52153153
why is he walking towards the camera?
>>52153129
gays are actually increasing
what happens if everyone catches the gay?
were fucked, literally
in bed
still got my shoes on haha
what am I like
>carved a swastika into my arm ages ago
>just realised it's fucking backwards
I can't do anything right
>>52153249
mug
how unoriginal can you be
>carved a swastika into my arm
>>52153249
good excuse to off yourself desu
>>52153249
idiot
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
>>>/qa/379749
Sign my petition family.
biggest dick in the world belongs to: me
>>52153289
Bit gay
OFFICIAL HARDEST PEOPLE I'VE BEATEN AT CHESS POWER RANKINGS
1. Chesslad (Autistically good, fair fucking play)
2. Thailad (Slugged out a good few long games with him but always come out on top)
3. Leicestershire (decent opponent)
4. Kpop lad (not bad, getting better for sure)
10,000. Essex
10, 0001. Random trash anons
>>52153317
you have beaten a semi-pro?
>>52153289
yeah it belongs to ur boipucci
>>52153242
>>52153317
>trash
fuck off yank
I just bought this
http://www.amazon.com/Gerber-Ding-Dong-Breaching-Tool-Sledgehammer/dp/B00KYO6BXM
am I autistic?
>>52153341
once yeah, he's smashed me many times though
>hungry
>remember I have two milky ways stashed away for a rainy day
>i wank less than 5 times a day
There is a wizard itt
>>52153284
/qa/ still exists?
>>52153317
im the guy who kept time wasting and didn't let you play. you never defeated me ;)
last post for today, doin a sleep
I'm off lads, see you later!
xoxo
>>52153317
literally never played you at chess
>>52153405
>>52153422
trash
>>52153284
>LET ME MEME
>LIBERAL HUGBOX!
out you go lad
>>52153490
>trash
foy
>>52153396
How do you know?
>>52153249
My fucking sides! I can't say nothing though. I carved a cross on my own arm back in high school. It's faded but you can still see it.
>>52153499
WEED MAN PLS GO
>>52153553
The only person to have beated me in chess on this board was a Brit named likeawizard.
Current score is 1-2 (win-loss) with him.
>>52153284
tried this to up the bump limit to 500 and got no response
Got a new MIG welder, lads. I can finally weld thin shit without ruining it.
>I weld
>>52153705
The sad thing is, /qa/ is infested with Reddit/Tumblr/SA types and they're influencing Hiro.
>>52153747
I-it's just a hobby
>ooh that thumbnail looks interesting
>2mb
>mmm maybe next time
>>52153805
How is melting bits of metal together a hobby?
Just because I like you guys I'll let you in on a trendy new meme taking /tv/ by storm.
Get practicing, you're going to be seeing this one a fair bit. Just a heads up ;)
>>>/tv/63649621
>>52153841
I'm proud to say that I've helped popularize this >>>/tv/63649825 meme
>>52153838
autism
>>52153838
I build my own sex toys...
>>52153841
wish i could speak english desu
have no clue what into skip means lmao
>>>/a/134759701
how the fuck is this still kicking
my heritage is scottish do you know my gran. Do you speak english in scotland. what is a haggis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJhAOsTsLXI desu
>>52153968
yes to all
cant sleep
have lost the ability to use right hand and foot independently
am a neutered excuse for a human being
ama
just turned my desktop on for the first time in 2 months haha
>>52154198
Can you tried giving yourself a stranger?
>>52153929
wahey
>>52154244
what the fuck did you mean by this yank twat
>>52154238
how'd you use it when the screen was off
>>52154244
Have you tried*
Shit
Can't sleep
Been having a think
>>52154312
about work gfs?
Lads, been NEET for 4 months but I'm only just about to sign on because I was too proud/didn't realise how much you get. Read that it can be backdated three months if you have a valid reason for not applying - how do I accomplish this? I suspect I have depression but I haven't been to the doctors about it
>>52154329
About my life.
Probably need to talk to somebody
scotland
oh i say it's tough
i have had enough
can you stop cavalry
>>52153029
carhartt's fresh tbf
not sure why i'm not currently tired desu
got like 4 hours sleep
>>52153249
>>carved a swastika into my arm ages ago
poop lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9M7XpHqeP0
tune
having a steak quesadilla x
very excited for interracial wars the kek awakens lads
dont forget to buy a ticket and some merchandise
might have a gf soon lads wahey
>>52154818
wahey
doing an erection
Like a girl in work lads. Don't know what to do.
sea shanties innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5k0ZA4jxqw
bit fucking /ded/
>>52154874
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5k0ZA4jxqw
bit gay imo
>>52154921
try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw
>>52154956
wish i had a tank 2bh
>>52154956
>>52155010
might be handy at passing the morning commutes
>>52155150
or home defense
>>52155165
or hunting
why do i always do better on exams when i'm starving and haven't slept lads
gonna pack it in for the night
>>52155524
pack what in??
Hold tight stormzy
You wanna get merky
all of our servers are busy right now
please try again in a minute
/brit/ so dead these past few days
>>52156172
The normies are planning something I reckon.
>>52156073
>>52156197
well they haven't told me about it
i demand that you all entertain me
thoughts?
How does one stop being a normie?
>>52156639
become an anime posting trip fag
just kill me already
='(
found an old /mu/ thread where my chemical romance's old drummer dished out dirt on his bandmates
was an amusing read
>>52156690
surely there must be more to it
>>52156716
link
>>52156949
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S42568194#p42569199
makes u wonder how many other pseudo famous people come here incognito
>>52156984
that English lad with the whopping big dick in brazzers videos posts on /tv/
lambrini
brit is slow today 2bh
>>52156172
I wonder why
I'm obviously a fucking idiot for returning here and spending time with you fucking meme-brained teenagers hellbent on ruining /brit/
>>52157136
kill yourself
>>52157035
Yep, we had a QandA with the director of this, proven through his official Twitter account. Turns out it was the director doing the Bane voice and the guy couldn't manage it.
>>52156576
This bitch was in the film that ruined the Safety not guaranteed meme.
Hehe, browsing at work while wearing a suit
VERY cheeky
>>52157241
>girls sucking his dick
>you're a big guy
>for you
>>52157381
fuck off chamillionaire
Done a graduated
wish I lived near the Ocean so I could learn to surf
you can kind of surf on the Lakes here but only in certain weather which is pretty unreliable and the waves are never very big
>>52157536
what in???
>>52157580
In tertiary education you numpty
>>52157632
yeah no shit
i mean in a bachelor of what, you fucking spanner
>>52157659
Basket weaving
>>52157755
no need to brag, mr einstein
>>52157794
I will marry Taylor swift
I have just I've yawned
yawned again
>>52157926
>marry
bent
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
done a final yawn in anticipation of bed. doing an eat, and then a sleep
>>52158047
Will you ever stop posting this?
>>52158047
wew lad
>>52158093
yeah probably
cant wait for when i become an a list celebrity
going to continue posting here so flagrantly the place will be swarmed with my fans and ruined forever
>>52158131
She isn't even THAT good
>>52158047
>yank gf
Taytay and i shall be wed
taytay here
NEED a basket weaving maori bf NOW x
>>52158223
I'm wh*te
>>52158242
ugh boy bye
got $400 for christmas
can buy 13 bottles of gin
=)
>>52158334
bad investment
>>52158334
only emotionally unstable menopausal women drink gin
Alright, you motherfucking assholes!!!! Sons of bitches!!! Fucking pricks!!!! WHO ATE MY CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52158431
sry cheese gives me headaches :t
i love CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!
jaw literally hurts from laughing out loud at my own posts for the past 30 minutes
need to sleep now before i hurt myself
>>52158500
night m8
>tfw gonna be home for christmas
what should i do first lads
>>52158193
how do you know?
>>52158624
A wank
>>52158468
this
but people got mad here last time I started talking about Cheese
I still think about this cheese I bought months ago and dream of going back to the Cheese emporium to just splurge and buy a ton.
brit on vacation
>cheese
>>52158899
Proofs?
>>52158927
>being this new
>signed up at every recruitment agency
>applied for everything I could find at min wage for last few months
>still nothing
>only ones I haven't applied for (sites/ra) literally ask 3-5 years experience in their respective fields for minimum wage
>only ones I haven't applied for under backpackers are turbonormie jobs that literally have weekend partying in their description
>>52158703
;) ;)
>>52158334
Should probably mix in some other booze and liqueurs desu
>>52159012
that's not an answer
>>52159065
Calm down lad no need to be jam
Who here /realniggahours/
SMACK TF OUTTA THAY LIKE BUTTON
just killed a paki lads are you proud?
>>52158970
join the army lad
>being southern
haha i fucking love this meme lads, who would actually CHOOSE to be a southern cunt? kekaroo
>>52159196
>being southern
Like from the southern part of your country or from the southern hemisphere?
>>52159244
Considering he didn't say southern hemisphere...
>>52159263
I'd rather be from Australia than Alabama
Reckon I ought to get studying for my exam in 6 hours haha
doing a ramen
>>52159315
I would rather be Australian than American too.
>>52159335
You have an exam at like 6am?
I smell naughty manchildren
>>52159381
No but I have to be out of bed at 6 am and I won't have any time to study then. Exam is at 9
>>52159388
take a bath then
>>52159398
fair play, stay up another hour please m8. What's the exam on?
>>52159457
no presents for you
>>52159458
Logic final exam. It's a pain to study for since the inductive arguments (half the course) practice problems in the book don't have answers, so I can't check any of my work
>>52159373
Why is the American poor person staple so unhealthy?
Your uni students seem to subsist on nothing but instant noodles.
>>52159502
Ouch, I did a tiny bit of logic too this semester, just negating statements and stuff though not much.Best of luck
gonna reply to myself lads
>>52159516
Yeah I've noticed this too.
Maybe it's because everyone at my uni seems to be rich but I haven't heard of anyone eating poorly. Sometimes they have to cut back on restaurants but everyone has proper meals. None of this ramen shit and other weird 'college meals' americans seem to always post about
>>52159558
i've only gone and done it hahaha what am i like
>>52159558
beat you to it lad
>>52159516
Probably because the price of college here is extremely inflated
>>52159579
>>52159581
fuck!
me on the far left
>>52159607
well don't you look like a right numpty now hahahahahahaha waheyyy!!!
>>52159545
Thanks lad
ahhhh
ahahahah
ahhh yes
good work with that /a/ thread /brit/
>>52159569
I never actually say anyone do that unless they were just being extra lazy desu
I hope I can have sex one day
I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL
TO TELL YOU
HOW I FEEL
>>52159643
fair enough, I'm gonna make this in a few hours once the shop opens and I've done a little nap
http://www.myrecipes.com/how-to/7-ways-with/7-easy-ramen-noodle-recipes#quickest-chicken-noodle-soup
pretty excited desu
Ever eat 2 Gregg's sausage rolls in a row?
they're sickly as fuck senpaitachi.
>>52159502
lol why would they give you the answers you frube
http://strawpoll.me/6271766
http://strawpoll.me/6271766
imp. poll
>>52159595
Except there are other poor person staples that have some semblance of nutrition to them.
Take our poor person staple, beans. Rich in fibre and protein as well as being one of your five a day and require no cooking.
Much better than instant noodles which is just starch and sodium.
wahey!
ahahahaha!
>>52159681
No lad the answers aren't on you tube. I have no way of checking my answers other than asking the teacher
Aunt and Uncle's dog got put down lads
pretty sad honestly, he was a really nice dog but he bit some knobhead cunt who is suing them now
>>52159678
prefer my local bakery tbqh
>>52159709
>five a day
LITERALLY a meme
>>52159712
good post
having a go
>>52159678
Years ago when they used to be 4 for a quid I think I had 7 in one sitting while on the post alcohol munchies.
>>52159718
whyd he bite him? was it vicious?
someone fuck me in
>>52159718
Looks like dinner's sorted.
>>52159709
Oh, I can only assume it's because ramen noodles are like 25 cents for one or 14 dollars for a pack of 36 instead of 99 cents for a can of beans or whatever. I don't really know tbhwyf
>>52159709
beans have been a staple for thousands of years, they're great
good protein and helps with bowel movements, both of wich are major issues in the USA
>>52159759
lies
I eat 1 and a half and I'm done
>>52159757
having a read (of your post)
doing a post
having a look
getting involved
aye
lithen
