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boro edition
>>52149569
thats a big bridge
decent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXXdYtZSbQ
>>52149569
Peterboro edition
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00Q6Z8FHS
will these fit boi with a small willy?
>>52149599
It's a crane you mong
It's grim up north
>Jizzed into my fishtank when I was drunk
>The fish ate it
hallelujah
>>52149617
it can be a bridge if you want it to be, did you even read my book
ritsu
>>52149617
It's a bridge m8, a platform underneith transports things from one side of the tees to the other
>>52149633
Bit weird that.
>>52149637
sing hosanna
re-re-repost for new thread
pick a song for me to learn
(or try to)
https://www.youtube.com/user/NorthpawProductions/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid
>>52149633
we eat fish eggs
is it so weird that they eat human ""eggs""
>It's an "I just did a really gay looking yawn and stretch combo and didn't realise the fit bird from next door was walking past my window and she saw" episode
>tfw my irrelevant town in the North is getting attention due to steel work closures
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Gotta wrap some presents later lads, chuck us your go-to crimbo bangers would you?
WAHEY
Reading a book lads
Watching Othello
Even Shakespeare made fun of c ucks
Makes you think
WAHEY
WAHEY
>>52149708
batty boy xxxxxxxx
>>52149614
thanks lads
bought em amyway
When do you Brits put up your tree and decorations?
Does it vary up and down the country?
>>52149686
>gif
fuck off
JANNY
>>52149751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LqRl7tqf4
ironically want to be a dj
need a gf like A I R
WAHAY
WAHEY
WAHAY
WAHEY
WAHAY
WAHEY
WAHAY
WAHEY
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WAHEY
>>52149809
>200million views
WHY
>>52149838
>>52149827
>>52149810
>>52149767
>>52149753
what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
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>>52149809
>tfw no carolling kittens
why's everyone saying wahey
WANKING
I literally can't sympathise with ugly or retarded people of all ages.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=40c_1448038782
Watch this, I can't feel anything, he's such an ugly gummy cunt and has a bad attitude, how am I supposed to feel sorry for him?
TEENAGE GIRLS
IN THEIR JAMMIES
WITH THEIR KNICKERS PULLED DOWN
PLAYING WITH THEIR FANNY
AS
WE
SPEAK
you wanking piece of fuck
anyone in wales here?
>>52149869
200 million grandmas
Fuck it, wrapping presents to WAHEY instead
>>52149947
Jonah
Dont want to delete the 11,000 photos of the female form, that I never look at, which are taking up so much space on my phone that it wont let me take pictures.
wahensa your dolmio day?
>>52149947
wales is shit
>>52149852
Need to escape NEETdom like A I R
>>52149926
The kid is also a criminal he's trying to sell the gun
>>52149809
tune desu
wahey!
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>>52150021
shut up cunt I know who you are
>>52149992
incorrect
*takes a deep breathe*
washed all my towels today
1 for feet freaks
shame ginge is a prude
>>52150055
I know who you are cunt
Would love to rock your chin in
ah so this is the famous quality /brit/ banter I've heard so much about
very impressed I must say
janny's going to go absolutely nutters when he sees this thread
i think the wahey waheying is because of this
>>52149686
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>>52150090
WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY
>>52150077
gimme me address lad ill bounce your head off the curb
>>52149977
I dont get it
>>52150041
Deserved it desu.
Can mods ban this spamming cunt pls
Fortunes always hiding, I've looked everywhere
Can homosexuality be cured? I've had gay thoughts since I was about 11, when I got a crush on my friend. Over the course of many years these feelings ebbed and flowed and I was able to ignore them but now they are becoming something I think about every few hours. Now hypothetically I could easily just embrace these thoughts but this is really not a solution. My parents are Christians and they would not take this well at all and I don't want to be gay, I just want to be normal. Everytime I get aroused all I can think about is men, then when it passes I go back to a state of self-hatred and disgust. How do I fix myself /brit/?
wehay!
WAHEY
>>52150133
just stuck his willy
>he's here
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
Just finished the first present lads WAHEY
>>52150133
Wank every night to straight porn.
Homosexuality is a learned behavior.
HES HERE!
Is it weird to be 22 years old and still into pokemon ?
posting a high quality image
everyone look busy
>>52150208
yes, extremely
hello janny, it's been some time
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat
let's have a nice catch-up
Care to share some patriotic England images lads? I've not really got any.
>el janidor
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""high-quality images"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" and informative comments.
>>52150261
fuck off
>>52150248
T O N Y
>>52150261
>tfw cheeky pint of cider outside the pub in a small, riverside village on a warm Spring afternoon
Top feel
reckon shed suck your dick for a bit of gear
You heard the rules, all images must be in HD from now on lads.
>>52150312
this isn't high enough quality
FUCK IT'S THE JANNY TIME TO FREEWHEEL IT OUTTA HERE
>>52150301
fuck off
HD image
is he still here?
try this for size
>>52150350
would love to test your chin lad, soft cunt
JANNY GET IN HERE
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat
WE HAVE A Q&A FOR YOU
HIGH QUALITY IMAGES
>>52150373
CORR
WHERES HER KNICK KNICKS
>>52150133
I once saw a report that said faggotry can be cured with testosterone injections but the research was shutdown by SJW for being homophobic.
Homosexual rights is disgusting and degenerate.
Nothing wrong with a bit of bum fun with the lads in Uni, but you need to grow up and get married to a woman and have a family.
Can't believe we let benders get married, adopt kids and preach in our schools. Do you know how many benders there were in my school as a kid? Fucking non.
THE TECHNO UNION ARMY IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL
HQ images
>>52150133
At least try and wane it off to little bender twinks instead of being attracted to average lads and your mate
>>52150301
>wales
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>52150133
I think you're probably just gay and should get over yourself you big baby
meet some dude online and get fucked to see how you like it
partaking in that of a wank
>>52150375
fuck off
>>52150512
who's that?
I DONT WANNA WASTE MY TIME.
>Being a gay top
What is the point? Just fuck a woman.
Is there a name for someone who works with leather?
I want to get a set of car seats restored or a new set of seats made but I don't know where to start
>>52150576
I work with leather straps on your mum
>>52150475
Shit army.
can't sing after my night out on sat it just sounds awful and my voice has changed
will it fix itself?
>>52150576
leatherman
>>52150590
extremely good pot
>>52150573
>pussy
>tits
Yuck!
>not supporting gay males
more women for me
>>52150608
MATE
>>52150631
MATE POT INNIT
How the flying fuck do you wrap a scarf
>>52150602
>>52150590
Cheers lads I appreciate it
>>52150608
ayyyy lmao
>>52150654
W / A / H / E / Y
400 word essay due thursday havent even started
I like to work out while watching porn lads
>>52150660
Rasheed.
>>52150660
around your neck normally
Very twinkish kpop here lads
>>52150576
Tanner/ car upholsterer
>>52150722
>twinkish kpop
that's not twiceboy
NovaScotia I'm coming for you, you cunt
this is personal, kid
It ends soon.
maisie
>in lecture
>guy next to me powers on laptop
>desktop background is Minorin
why do people do this
Very cold out
wooly jumper is ON
and what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>52150826
'old out
Post songs that are literally 10/10 masterpieces
https://youtu.be/XGdbaEDVWp0?list=RD0rtV5esQT6I
>>52150684
>400 word essay
Better do well in those GCSEs bro, they'll be very important to your future
W A L E S
A
L
E
S
doing a beddy bies
night lads
>>52150865
>bro
fuck off yank
>>52150898
fuck off
gona check out /bleep/ and listen to the songs posted there. i'll bring back some good tunes maybe.
fucked the tranny lads.
why are the capchas for 'sandwiches' fucking burgers?
>>52150938
yes pls do
Pancho met his match you know
In the deserts down in Mexico
nobody heard his dying words
>>52150854
>not a march
into the trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6iKB0jaF2M
>>52150938
>he doesn't permanently lurk /bleep/
MET UP WITH THE GAMBLER
>>52150953
any chance of pics of her now
anyone want a sissy fucktoy
sw england
fuck me wouldn't mind a bit of that
>>52151029
You're not really sissy are you though? quite stocky and fat with an ugly veiny dick
>>52150854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Q47O0_eE
rape
marry
kill
>>52150854
*chiki cha*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3_QjEIyxCQ
>>52150919
seriously mate lets settle this like men gimme your address fat boy
Wish she would stop on my balls like she's trying to put out a fire
>>52151080
in that order, left to right
>>52151080
rape 3
marry 1
kill 2
>>52151080
there isnt a girl there who's marriage material m8
>>52151125
whats wrong with her faceeeee
Post the /choons/ you are listening too lads
literally been on this for over 6 hours now going insane.
Reminder that 2016 is gonna be the year
*jumps into thread*
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
*runs away*
heres one from bleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6q7CLGIctA
>>52151168
agreed x
>>52151162
>>52151162
ops
>Post the /choons/ you are listening too lads
literally been on this for over 6 hours now going insane.
Thinking of buying an MG lads
another from bleep
uk garage lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBrF_LEkeQ
Thinking of buying an MD lads
>>52151227
fedora on wheels
>>52151162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfi-PxkDVs
>>52151227
>caring about cars
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>52151060
VERYmean
would pust angry yui pic right now but can't
>>52151227
Enjoy always having it on your drive on jack stands with the bonnet open
Thinking of buying an MBe lads
>>52151172
corrr
>>52151162
https://youtu.be/vbqGWTxwZEA?t=4 I hope I can reach the sunday morning coming down phase in my life
>>52151272
sorry lad but I didnt say youre ugly just im not sure if youre a twink
>>52151255
>MD
Just fuck my brain up senpai
88 americans die per day due to gun violence
just let that sink in
>>52151335
What's a sink doing outside anyway?
just realised from the captcha that RV means recreational vehicle
learn something every day lads
>>52151260
>Not liking cars
Dropped your gay card la
young nigga move that dope
>>52151368
i dont know but let him in mate
>>52151378
>RV
fuck off yank
>>52151162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_DhRY_B4FU
>>52151378
SOMETHING NEW
>>52151382
>tfw literally had that happen to me about 10 times in year 7 and 8 and got bantered about it every time
>>52151423
it was my captcha you CUNT
>>52151395
>gif
fuck off
>>52151310
litrerally 9.5 stonr m8
>>52151306
>A car with a Carb'd B series engine, with no modern parts ever breaking down.
Breaking down is what modern cars do lad.
>>52151335
>reposting from /bleep/
anybody get BAG RAPED in school lads?
>>52151435
>gif
fuck off
>>52151446
im 13 and a half, could probably bum you without your feet touching the ground 2bh but im NOT GAY!!!!
>>52151162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLqmWt2h2g
>>52151437
homosayswhat
whats everyons new years revolutions lads?
>>52151494
just do it
>>52151525
dont post my gf please and thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXWls7meRQI
interesting people yanks
>>52151526
Knock up my gf
my cat is an absolute madman can't stop laughing hahahahahahahaha
>>52151526
G F 2 0 1 6
F
2
0
1
6
how do i sit the fuck down and calm the fuck down?
i need to get some drawing done but i keep getting sidetrapped
>>52151574
whats it doing lad?
>>52151574
hahaha why lad tell us
>>52151573
LOL
>>52151464
Old MGs are famously unreliable lad
I'm straight but I keep getting the urge to watch twinks getting bummed lads
>>52151604
>>52151612
He tried to jump from the tallboy to the wardrobe and missed and feel flat on his face the daft cunt
>>52151579
paki
>>52151574
>tfw was sick of my cat scratching me so I snuck it in my bag and took a bus 100 miles away and dropped it off, wonder how its doing desu
>>52151559
>Contest where you need maximum traction
>Using open diffs
>>52151559
could take them all on at the same time with a Peugeot 107 2bh
>>52151631
Nothing gay about asserting your dominance over another man
>>52151565
And then knock her down (the stairs)
Haha
dunno what happened with that rematch link fucking up
join this one whoever i just played
http://lichess.org/ngzyahKd
https://youtu.be/Jszz8SEORr8
classic
>>52151640
Rip
>>52151002
Here lad
>>52151621
Engine is bullet proof and there's nothing else on the car to break.
true 2bh
>>52151706
corr not bad any more or there bumhole 2bh
>>52151653
gas yourself
Christmas tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjmGbI-Mnys
>>52151686
Fuckin nice one lad!
>>52151695
essex mentioned
>>52151736
why cats shouldn't be domesticated anyway
>>52151723
Pretty convincing trap 2bh
>>52151736
Girl wants to sex me but not attracted to her
She has a nice body but her face is kind of ugly
Father, give me legs
Father give me sex
>>52151832
FONT
Might have a cheeky wank before bed desu
>>52151573
>went to listen to shut up because they said it might be crimbo #1
>it's just some shit rap
>he even mumbles through half of the lines
Why are plebs so tasteless?
Also he is black. As. Fuck.
>>52151929
Stormzy's this, Stormzy's that
Stormzy's blick, Stormzy's black
Stormzy's hairline's going way back
But I still fuck your girl, go and retweet that little nigga, yo
>>52151914
corrr when did this sophie pic come out
didnt set up a life for myself while i had the chance now im fucking fucked lads
anyone else know this feel?
>>52151941
>gif
fuck off
>>>/sp/64247631
For fuck's sake
>>52151979
>sports
>>52151723
Would like to put on some nice socks like pic related and get a cock in the arse just to see what it was like, I'm not gay 2bh.
>>52151914
me on far left
>>52151981
>gif
fuck off
anyone ever seen an alien
>>52152003
*makes a political joke*
>>52151979
what?
>>52152045
Yuck!
>>52151951
1. Blick isn't a word
2. Tfw no gf
3. That last line doesn't rhyme.
>>52151992
>tfw you see pictures like this and get disappointed there's no penis
Am I gay lads?
>britkek thread
>devolves into gay porn circlejerk
gee whiz
Got to get up in 3 hours and cant sleep
Haha
Could use a meme city bf tbqh lads
MODERATION
>>52152045
sloppy boobage
>>52152085
What do you expect when its mostly english in here their country is being taken over by pakis not suprised their closet keks
>>52152045
Maybe if I was drunk and it was my last day alive
Bing zhe
Gotta get up, gotta get going, I'm gonna see a friend of mine
benders
Think I'm lonely enough that I'll be spending my third christmas in a row on /brit/ lads aha
>>52152158
/brit/ gift exchange?
>>52152158
> tfw family coming to visit me this christmas
burgah
>>52152158
come round mine pal, i'm spending it alone too
>>52152085
all me
just took a shower lads
i'm all squeaky clean (and naked)
>>52152237
hehe x
>>52152209
Somerset is a world away mate
>>52152237
*slaps your bottom*
haha cheeky yank!
Recent internet orders not going well lads
One company keeps having delays from their supplier. They won't be able to ship until almost two weeks after I placed the order
Another thing has drivers that only work with Windows 7 and XP and I have neither. They also won't work with Windows 10.
Lastly, one company hasn't responded to all 3 of my emails asking if it's been dispatched and why it's taken a week to arrive with 1st class post. If the postman doesn't deliver what I ordered I'm filing a paypal dispute.
>>52152167
yes
yes
yes
yes
going to give myself a handjob
tfw offered to work Christmas and the manager thinks I'm really dedicated and hard working
tfw he doesn't know it's because no friends nor family
jokes on him haha
took all the shifts at work before the pikeys could take them lads ahah ahahahhaahahah
>>52152286
Post pics
done 3 consecutive wanks
>>52152286
weirdo
What is this stunning manly stud named lads?
>>52149569
>tfw no gf
>>52152286
I heard Marylin Manson get his bottom ribs removed to be able to that
get a coach
>>52152320
I don't see anything
off to bed in like 10
anything you wanna tell me or say first?
>>52152350
hope you dont wake up 2bh
>>52152350
fuck off pom
friendly reminder that girls will look at me just for being tall
Whew lads. She can pull my cracker this Christmas.
>>52152320
n chwith, my name is Lisicki-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old Welsh shitposter (tripcode user for you redditors). I shitpost on 4chan on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and collecting suits from superior outlets, George, M&S, F&F.
I train with my tie every day, this superior piece of clothing can make anyone woman weak at the knees, and coupled with being 190cm tall, women cannot resist me. I earned my TV license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I shitpost fluently, both [s4s] and the tripfag dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about walking towards a camera and being photoshopped into situations.
When I get my inevitable gf, I am moving to LONDON to hopefully lose my virginity. I hope I can lick Tyrone's semen from my waifu's vagina.
I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to London, so I can fit in easier. I sweat to my elders and seniors and speak in memes as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in London!
>>52152343
meant for
>>52152252
>>52152350
*kisses you goodnight*
if giving yourself a hand job is fine then what about giving yourself a blow job?
gay or not gay?
she's not giving me much to work with here lads
On the codiene again lads!???!!?
>>52152369
nothing wrong with M&S suits lad.
>>52152395
>gay
You enjoy giving the bj
>not gay
You enjoy getting the bj
>>52152377
thanks sweety:3
>>52152395
Not gay and every man has tried it
>>52152442
Agree with this
>>52152453
but only an elite few succeed
>>52152433
The problem with M&S is that they have amazing full canvas suits in their sartorial and Best of British range and godawful polyester shit in their value ranges.
People think M&S and they automatically think of the cheap shit.
>>52152369
>I sweat to my elders
was trying to make myself sneeze with a screwdriver and laughed at this
bleeding atm
imagine feeling a girls boob lol
>>52152442
when you give yourself a bj you feel it a lot more on the giving end than on the receiving end. At least that's what I hear. I only ever managed to lick the head and I couldn't feel shit
TRUTH
>>52152537
Warm bags of sand lad
>>52152537
like sandy milk and coins
>>52152552
fuck off you little bender before i heem you where you stand
>>52152539
Tried it gabe me back ache
Rhinoceros
lol me being random
>>52152613
stethoscope marbles hahaha
>>52152537
not even that nice
quite enjoy giving bjs, especially when it grow in my mouth
washermashen
hahahaha internet melt
>>52152636
haha lol so random
you'll fit in well here :D
>>52152643
bit gay that
>>52152643
Ewwww nigga you gay!
Grandad died today lol haha
>>52152643
>>52152643
Isn't that a little... queer?
>>52152719
>not swallowing
>>52152716
hahahahahahahahaha
>>52152739
>>52152739
>>52152739
>>52152739
did a cheeky new lads
I think I might be a little bit bi.
I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob (no homo, haha) and I got a bit of a semi. I'm not sure if it's because I had his cock in my mouth or because of something else.
>Milo on Reggie yates
BASED
I'm literally gay but could take all you in a fight (or inside me) haha
