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>>52107527
yeah, i'm still here unfortunately
>>52107573
Good post
First for /craven/
Gonna watch Hellboy again tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phZsli8qk7A
His father was a drinker
And his mother cried in bed
Folding John Wayne's T-shirts
When the swingset hit his head
The neighbors they adored him
For his humor and his conversation
Look underneath the house there
Find the few living things
Rotting fast in their sleep of the dead
Twenty-seven people, even more
They were boys with their cars, summer jobs
Oh my God
Are you one of them?
He dressed up like a clown for them
With his face paint white and red
And on his best behavior
In a dark room on the bed he kissed them all
He'd kill ten thousand people
With a sleight of his hand
Running far, running fast to the dead
He took off all their clothes for them
He put a cloth on their lips
Quiet hands, quiet kiss
On the mouth
And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid
I'm working full time
Kill me
2bh i'll be remembered as the greatest trip in /brit/ history
Remember that fag "Riley"?
Does he still post on /int/ or is he gone?
I love it when liara is looking at shepard's face when something terrible happened and she is searching for a proper reaction
probably best part of the game
>>52107763
What ever happened to that guy he was cool
>>52107763
killed by blacks
>>52107705
Lisicki's Lover was better than you, although you are better than that cretin Good-looking tall white boy
>>52107772
>11 (You)s
ta
>>52107801
>riley
>cool
>>52107774
>something terrible happened
what? which of the games?
Go to facebook and bring something back
>>52107801
fuck off riley
oh fuck my macbook's keyboard just stopped working for a couple of minutes then
not good
doing a brief sleep.
goodvye, lads x
>>52107839
>>52107819
Liar
using the new yikyak beta website for efficient shitposting
>>52107829
they kind of passed it over in conversation in 1 but mostly in 3 when ashley is hurt she is looking at shepard when shepard is all beat, pauses for a few seconds and says something semi-awkward since she is trying to figure out how humans tick
there is a few more times but i forgot
pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPY6lQjokYs
>>52107839
>>52107913
>normie tumblr humor
Kill me
>>52107889
>pauses for a few seconds and says something semi-awkward
I took that as her working up the nerve to get shepard to snap out of it
>>52107962
>h
foy
>>52107896
good lad
>that chief keef verse
>>52107913
i cannot stand her posture and shoulders 2bh
legit block body
Anyone remember tay zonday?
>>52107936
these proofs dont prove anything
>>52107988
Thought I was in /cum/ desu
>she's literally peforming songs about diddling herself now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chfgtn8s410
thanks hollywood
what's it like to lick a girl's butthole?
>>52108021
CHOCOLATE RAIN
>>52108082
Tastes like shit
>>52108041
>WHERE ARE THE PROOFS XD
fuck off ivan
>52107705
nah brum was better
>>52108059
Absolute filth
i'd fuck an asari desu
/brit/ a shit. A SHIT
-/cum/
haven't showered since thursday lads. gonna feel good when i step in it tomorrow.
>>52108161
>/cum/
t. /brit/
i really want to lick a girl's butthole
>>52108014
the brain seems even worse la
>>52108156
i'd marry liara desu
nigger nigger, get on that boat
nigger nigger, row
nigger nigger, get outta here
nigger nigger, GO GO GO GO
>>52108190
>butthole
fuck off yank
>>52108219
that's standard for geordie shore though
i'd say they'd have a combined iq of about 300, and there's 6 or 7 of them
>>52108162
can't go a day w/o showerin 2bh. I feel like absolute filth if i try.
>>52108236
butthole isn't a yank thing you dumb americunt faggot
>>52108264
never seen any of it 2bh. might watch some for a laff 2moz.
>>52108264
fuck lad you made me laugh loudly
probably woke up mummy now
me rn
>>52108290
it's incredible
it's like giving a bunch of dogs redbull and watching them just go mental
>>52108307
this lad >>52108162 needs a bath desu, can you help him
when i was at uni in first year some bellend off the geordie shore cast came back to our halls for an after party
sieg heil lads
>>52108401
bad lad
i really want to bury my face in a pretty girl's pink fartbox
>>52108386
looks a bit like someone i used to know desu
>>52108482
what was her name
Hello chums, mind if I join the discourse? I'm quite a casual guy.
>>52108486
can't remember. actually maybe 'grace'. shit name lel.
She was more white tho iirc
>>52108530
not her then lad
>>52108504
Sure m8, just eat this hotdog first la
>takes cutlery off the table
Good morning, /brit/.
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>>52108561
Is Ohio really that bad to live in?
>>52107913
oi la what was the name of the fella who you got this off on fb
this exact same photo popped up in my newsfeed posted by some meme king in the uk
>>52108572
is that a man
>>52108561
fuck off anime nonce
>>52108589
kalium
someone on my friends list liked it
>>52108592
how
>>52108611
kailum o'connor???
that's literally the guy in my feed who posted it. bit weird that hahaha
>>52108589
akhash
>>52108642
yeah
>>52108638
If a child of mine was a communist I would fucking chuck them out my house
They can learn to live life the hard way
>>52108638
what the fuck does bob marley have to do with communism? fucking absolute retards
>>52108638
>ywn cUcK that kommie in front of his eyes
the man
the myth
the legend
>>52108663
420 smoke tha piece herb mon
>>52108697
>even Americas most classy gentleman drinks from the red cup
Whoa
>>52108697
is he legit autistic or is it a character he's playing?
>>52108697
who's this
>>52108720
it was a weak moment for him
>>52108662
id just kill them
>>52108697
Maisie best grill
>>52108724
He is I think
>>52108764
>>52108724
he is just too classy for you heathens
>>52108764
who the fuck is this guy?
>>52108724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI
Make your own mind up
>>52108797
>not knowing review brah
the Soviets won the long game
turned to yik yak shitposting instead of doing my work desu
>the Soviets won the long game
>>52108848
yik yak in my area gets like 5 posts a day
>>52108866
got my uni one saved
>>52108848
There's even a citation. Explain yourself.
Lads when your throat is sore, does your eyes start watering lots?
I get it really bad. This morning I woke up and my right eye had so much juice pooring out of it, my entire face was wet down to my chin
>The 1980s
Reagan and Thatcher
>The 1990s
Clinton and Major
>The 2000s
Bush and Blair
>The 2010s
Cameron and Obama
What wacky world leading duo will the 2020s bring us?
>>52108866
My uni has about 8 a minute
>>52108906
>Millennials (also known as the Millennial Generation[1] or Generation Y) are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates when the generation starts and ends; most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to the early 2000s.
are you older than 35?
I'm gonna kiss her tomorrow lads. I could have done it this weekend but I pussied out and we just cuddled instead
>>52108906
What's a millennial?
Like post 2000?
>>52108579
Yes
t.Michigan
>>52108929
Probably since birth, yes.
>>52108913
Bojo and trump
>>52108913
Hillary Clinton and Corbyn are next, sadly
>>52108913
Kendall and Rubio
i want to sniff and lick a girl's sweaty butthole lads
>>52108938
1980-2000
>>52108913
Sanders and Corbyn
>>52108913
Hillary and Sturgeon
cooking carbonara lads
>>52108973
>Rubio
hahahahahahaha
>>52108962
>and Corbyn
>>52108934
Make sure to get consent first. You wouldn't want to sexually assault her.
>>52108978
That's way too long
I thought millennial was like post 9/11 or something like that
http://twitter.com/Aguerojnr/status/569253518374273024/video/1
waheyy there's a family drama going on in my household lads
mum just found out my sister's a prostitute and has given her 4 hours to decide between that and living at home.
> Would you be okay with it, unhappy, or extremely unhappy?
> What would you do if you found out your daughter was a (legal) prostitute?
>>52108912
boys help me out here for fuck's sake
I want to know if I'm some kind of freak because none of my friends get it.
>>52108985
is it a dolmio day?
C O R B Y N
O
R
B
Y
N
>>52109013
fucking hell let a guy wank in peace
>>52109059
>>52109055
>>52109049
terrible posts
>>52109003
Who then?
>>52109044
Sometimes my eyes are a bit watery but nothing like that
Sounds like you got fucked tear ducts m8
>>52109044
yeah I know what you mean but I've never had it that bad
@52109055
end yourself
>>52109087
Any of the Tories or blairite Labour MPs
>>52108913
Memes aside?
Clinton and Osborne
>>52109043
really? no replies on this?
ok. bye.
this general is terrible atm XDD
>there are actually people who think Corbyn will be PM
>>52109129
No need to get upset lad we're busy with other conversation
would you put your "willy" in her "puss"?
>52109158
fuck off yank
Windows 10 won't stop talking to me lads
>>52109160
too scared
>>52109160
shit arse tbf...
YANKS OUT
>>52107871
>>52109188
it's alright I guess
>>52109007
Millennial is anyone who's life was significantly influenced by the turn of the century.
People born after 9/11 are growing up now.
I'd say it's actually 1980-1990
>>52109129
i thought aussies just assumed all fems were prossies until proven otherwise
at least with the crim record n that
>>52109166
I can tell you're upset from the family drama but just try to relax lad
>>52109207
>not posting in multiple generals
Rate my new haircut lads
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35039105
>Originally known as Fairy Penguins, before some pen-pusher deemed that politically incorrect, they've now been given the far more dreary sounding title of Little Penguins.
wadufg
>>52109264
rasheed
in the villa of Ormen, stands a solitary candle desu
*I move away from the mic to breath in*
wish i'd never been born desu
i'm fucking with the plug daughter
>>52109332
>tfw no underage roof gf
Went to take a piss and noticed the toilet seat was gone
lmao
>>52109344
risky
>>52109366
fairy
Date in 3 hours lads
Any questions/critiques?
>>52109366
haha
>>52109428
Have you got ballz of steel?
>>52109428
how did u meet her
Can't sleep lads, so thought I would list all the girls I have fucked in chronilogical order.
Amelia (15)
Amy (16)
Samantha (16)
A hooker in Amsterdam (18)
Louise (19)
Becky (19)
Moisii (19)
Emily (19)
Triveni (20)
Kayley (22)
Alison (22)
Bernie (23)
Any guesses which is the one that got away?
>>52109419
what
>>52109428
>date at 6pm
datin your grandma are we lad?
Doing a wake up
Can austrailians get their own general and fuck off?
>>52109361
kinda wanna see the thread that inspired this
>>52109454
Nah mate dating your grandma
>>52109398
mfw if i ever leave her they'll kill my family
time after time i tell myself i've got nothing to lose
>>52109487
sounds like you need a funeral la
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34797017
@52109461
Did not give you permission to run your mouth
Alright /brit/ because of this seppos absolute disregard for authority, I want all of you to line up for the beep test
>>52109428
is this tinder girl la???
did she reply yesterday???
>>52109519
it's a song haha
this
>>52109527
Think you've got me confused with someone else lad
Havent been ahoy hoying in a while
*glomps chicki pad thai :3*
mmm
>>52109546
who's this girl then la??
i've not been on much recently tBh
>/brit/ during colonial hour
>>52109563
Some girl I met at a mates 21st
She's into history which is gud. Asked her out with the help of /brit/ was absolutely thrilling
If I had a car, I'd be the most popular kid in school
>>52109587
she qt??
>>52109630
Yfs (yeah for sure)
>>52109622
Its the only way to live, in cars
>>52109650
very good for you lad
>>52109685
Enough about me, lad. What about you? What have you been upto? How's the hunt for cunt?
annie are you okay
>>52109709
yer not too good hahah
might crack on with a co-worker at the christmas party but other than that it's been bleak haha
>>52109090
>>52109099
only happened because my throat was on fire
so your eyes water because of your throats then yeah? that's all i need to hear really
Are (you) ok janny
gush anun yur such a luser
I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL
TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL
>>52109748
Haha just get nice and drunk lad liquid courage and all that
joplin, heroin, cocaine, cobain, raise my hendrix to jimi
>>52109787
>bang ding ow
haha yes that's my name, I'm from sydney
lifetime membership
27 club can i get in
who here actually thinks they'll make it to 40
>>52109846
this guy >>52109854
>put pizza in my wack ass oven
>didn't cook all that motherfucking jive turkey
>i mean shit; part of it is still floppy playa
gonna eat that jazz anyway honey
Mmm hmmm. that rightt
*knock knock*
Some old fella just came and sat next to me on a bench and he started talking but the poor bloke couldn't speak properly for whatever reason so after a couple of minutes I just shook his hand and left
>>52109876
Come in
>>52109865
the oven at my stoduent flat was shti as fuck. just cook it longer u madman
>U AIN'T NO JEDI BRUV
>>52109865
Ahahahahhaha haha fucking post of the day lad post. Of. The. Day.
>>52109894
thank you good sir, can i interest you in the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ?
fuck a meeting we about to have a sit-down
>>52109883
i got to know some old lady near my house when i helped her to cross the road. she lived alone in a massive house and i carried furniture in and out of her house, changed lightbulbs she couldn't reach and cleared her garage.
>tfw one day that old widow remembers me in her will and i get millions
almost certain my gf is cheating on me lads
going to kill myself if i get confirmation
>>52109811
yeah i might do a fb stalk beforehand and see if she has a bf but i think she might be keen ay
>>52109914
YOU AIN'T NO CATHOLIC BRUV
what's the time lads? time to stalk the oneitis desu
>>52110009
well the one thing we can be 100% sure of is that ur mums cheating on ur dad with me
>>52109049
i didn't use dolmio
WE'LL FIND THAT GERMAN BATTLESHIP THATS MAKIN' SUCH A FUSS
WE GOTTA SINK THE BISMARK 'CAUSE THE WORLD DEPENDS ON US
HIT THE DECKS A-RUNNIN' BOYS AND SPIN THOSE GUNS AROUND
WHEN WE FIND THE BISMARK WE GOTTA CUT HER DOWN
lads, should I shave my head?
>>52109946
Yeah go on,I'll put the kettle on then
>>52110035
my dad is dead
my mum is single
it's not cheating
>>52110047
loyalist canadians are my literal favourite type of people
>>52109450
steve (14)?
>>52110009
>killing.... yourself
chacarron?
>>52110052
if you want to look like karl pilkington
where is my german fuckbuddy
the nights entertainment is sorted then
you don't know where i've been lou
>>52110085
what about loyalist irish ppls? :\
oh my god it's 5am all of a sudden
>>52110165
>utorrent
Kys
>>52110165
>Trannies
>>52110126
i don't think it's fair to take someone's life for a relatively minor transgression that they probably don't fully understand the gravity of
>>52110165
dont understand how someone can be thirsty enough to do anything but stream a 10 min video, let alone download multiple gigs of it
>>52110174
why are you posting that with the ROI flag
>>52110197
yet its fair to take your own life?
if you're going to kill yourself anyways at least make it murder-suicide so you won't just be that guy who "died suddenly"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSJAd9LZRkQ
>>52110212
he's probably an ulsterman on vacation
>>52110229
to be fair i'm already severely depressed and this would just be the straw that broke the camel's back
>>52109450
Father Doyle (7)
>>52110199
>>52110188
FONT
>>52110181
fight me you right now you slag
>>52108913
Trump and Boris, it will be glorious. Hell, I'd take Cruz and Osborne too
>>52110292
desu THAT much tranny porn is very disturbing
idk how you can even stand it honestly, nearly all tranny porn is horrible and kind of disgusting.
>>52110235
just like my new york seinfelds
why does finding me with a vagina have to be so hard?
tuck me in
>France vote for heroic Nazis in election
>they vote again 3 days later
>they kek themselves and vote for Pierre Kek le Kek
retarded frogs desu
>>52109450
Samantha
doing a sleep
>>52110376
why
>>52110212
coz that is where i am from and live
>>52110376
good
https://oddschecker.com/m/politics/british-politics/next-prime-minister
>>52109450
ur mum (68)
>>52110235
>Blundertale
>>52110349
go to fucking bed you little shit
>>52110380
because I have to be up in 6 hours
>>52110349
*baps you in the face*
don't EVER tell me what to do
>>52110438
why do people draw muscle pepe?
FIRST TO FIGHT FOR RIGHT AND FREEDOM
AND TO KEEP OUR HONOR CLEAN;
WE ARE PROUD TO CLAIM THE TITLE
OF UNITED STATES MARINE
>looking for single duvet cover and pillow cases
>all of them are yank flags, kiddy shit or pugs
>>52110389
>gideon most likely to be our next PM
>yank
fuck off tommy
>>52110490
i have a single cover celtic duvet cover
i-i could lends it to yous i-ifs yous lieks :)
>you wake up
>it's late at night
>you need a piss
>you wander into the toilet and go for a piss without turning on the light
>as you're pissing someone grabs you from behind and says 'we'll let you go if you help us kidnap your parents'
What do you do?
I'd be like 'well...before I decide, can your put my dick away?' then as they're putting my willy back in its house I'd jump in the air and run away to my baseball bat that's near my bed and use it to fight them all off, even if I die.
>>52110181
le qbittorrent mustar rice :^)
>>52110539
>qbittorrent
all about deluge senpai
>>52110535
this could never happen to me
I always lock the door
>>52110555
apres moi, le deluge
https://oddschecker.com/m/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2016/winner
>>52110535
not tonight *teleport behinds them* hehehe bet you weren't expecting that *roundhouse kicks them all* don't you know that it's bed time, children *picks them up* *throws them out the window* *shakes off willy and goes back to bed*
>>52110535
I have very good night vision
and my parents live like an hour away
also I would just get the Katana on display in my room and decapitate them in a single strike as is Japanese tradition.
>>52110539
Its the thailad approved torrentiing application dickhead
>>52110602
2017 is going to be a fun year
>>52110602
banter
>>52110583
aprés moi, le déluge
fb.com/elizabeth.marmur
might message toni from peep show
>>52110638
thailad is pretty 1337, I'd take his advice
>>52110535
Do a 360 and run away desu
>>52110602
Why Marco Rubio always at better odds than Trump? It was the same when I put my bet on Trump at William Hill
>>52110683
do you really think that meme is still funny after all these fucking years
>>52110688
Because Rubio is a Hispandex who stands for bullshit that's why
He is a safe candidate, so you don't look dumb naming him and you are dumb and cannot defend your choices
Got a job working in a normie club lads, making strides tbph
Bit fed up with that Bieber track tho
>>52110630
>he eats carrots
>he posts on /brit/
get out of here mate, unless you wanna find out what happened to the last guy that ate carrots on /brit/...
>>52110630
That guy has some skill
>>52110741
Trump and Cruz are ahead him in the polls, and yet betting sites still put Rubio ahead. Are hispanic votes that powerful?
we won the cricket lads
wahhheeyyy
>>52110741
are hispanics and blacks such plebs they will literally vote for whoever is the same race as them?
>>52110688
Trump has alienated too many demographics to be realistic candidate.
>>52110773
>Sri Lanka
Forgone conclusion
>>52110773
did the man toss the ball?
>>52110797
I didn't expect it to last more than 3 days
>>52110794
He's like marmite, people seem to love him or hate him.
>>52110775
If that was so the black vote would be swining to Carson but he's plummenting in the polls.
please tuck me in
I'm going to bed now
but I may still post from my phone, be warned
>>52110802
xD sports are for sheep amirite???
*tucks the kraut in*
>Drafted into war with China over some shitehol island
>sitting on the fort lines pushing forward through a small town
>suddenly 100 of these guys come out of no where and start doing flying jump-kicks and backflips at you while also shooting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhW67MBO8M8
>>52110821
>He's like marmite, people seem to love him or hate him.
Most hate him. All he's going to do is split the vote and insure a dem gets in.
Also the number of registered black republicans can't be that significant a block to push Carson through, from what I've seen he's trying to appeal to the religious base.
>>52110837
Sport has replaced religion as the main opiate of the masses tbqh
was it autism?
time for work
can someone tuck me out of bed?
really ill desu lads can't sleep for shit. keep sneezing up bright orange shit. my heads spinnig. in a bad, nad place right rnow
>>52110909
you're looking to be untucked, easy mistake to make but this is your final warning la
>>52110870
>Sport has replaced religion as the main opiate of the masses tbqh
hehehe not in the slightest
sport has ALWAYS been massive
fuck lads someone help me out here
https://youtu.be/l74tKdEslZA?t=82
ignore the vocals, but where the fuck is this instrumental used? i know i've heard it before but don't know where
>>52110923
need to stop sniffing the dip dab
>>52110955
this song is just 100% doots
stop listening to dootmusic
>>52110955
>>52110981
i want to say it's GTA5 but i'm not sure
>>52110855
Thanks
Daesh desu lads
>>52107541
Chuf, chufs why no an british girls prefers a male argentinian?
>>52112109
because we prefer Spanish Italian women
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