Islam is the truth edition
Someone make a non paki thread?
>>52101642
This is a good thread.
maisie
maisie
yui
>tfw lost waifu folder
just want to lick a girl's bumhole lads
>>52104450
Fuck off I was here first
>>52104432
>laptop melted desu
>chinkpads
>>52104479
bit pooey
cant wait to start lifting so i can have a reason to be a glutton
would rather my late night snacks go to my muscles rather than my thighs teehee
>>52101491
had a ninja fight with these girls in a jackie chan film before, fucking proper slags they was
>>52104486
think the motherboard melted but not sure because the HDD was fucked too 2bh
was quite fond of that thing
one I#m'm using now has an awful keyboard and trackpad
>>52104463
>>52104501
yummmm
>>52104463
here u go have my favourite yui
>>52104539
should have purchased a macbook haha
>tfw changes to UK immigration and employment will mean it will be too hard for most australians to work in the UK on the work visa
:( why lads
>>52104479
must be a very visceral experience tbqh
Gonna ask a girl out on Tuesday
>conor mcgregor is a literal manlet
>probably only got into martial arts because of short man syndrome
>i would style all over him if we were both out at the club
Don't date an 18 year old if you're 30 years old, it never works in the long term
>>52104559
nah gonnaget it repaired
>>52104583
FONT
>>>/r9k/24967775
>>>/r9k/24967775
>>>/r9k/24967775
POLEABOO BTFO
>>52104598
>tfw thought he was really tall because he's lanky as shit
>just on 5'8
when will they learn
>>52104561
come here instead, australians do very well in the US. they're treated like gods
in the US everyone would be like "holy FUCK an australian!!! lets give him a good job and set him up with gfs." in the UK you'd probably just clean toilets or at the very best work as a bank teller
>>52104561
fuck off we're full
>>52104561
need more room for muzzies innit
Getting called in by my tutor tomorrow. I'm fucked
Business idea: call girls "mamacita"
>>52104598
>i would style all over him if we were both out at the club
'no'
*Scoots into /brit/*
>>52104601
makes a lot of sense sense to be h
need a trap gf
>>52104511
good, keep em coming
>>52104554
>>52104555
Perfect
>>52104647
Business idea: stop talking about non-brit things
>>52104647
makes plenty of sense quite honestly
>>52104644
>having a tutor
what are you, a 7 year old?
>>52104605
liquid damaged my macbook the other day but it worked fine after i left it in rice for a bit
>>52104659
how do those hoverboards even work?
>>52104619
from what i understand, it's pretty hard to get a working situation going in the US, particularly compared to the UK which is easy as shit.
just a bit sad, because if UK make it too hard for australians to work, australia will almost certainly pull out of the agreement
>>52104706
Business idea: make me
>>52104735
it's a segway without the handlebar
>>52104735
With electric n shit
>>52104554
>>52104555
Excellent
>be me
>talk to friend who did gap year in germany
>her:ello m8
>me: how your boys' achmed and rasheed in germany?
still awaiting a response 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab3rX1WCq2s
>>52104709
another poor post from a yank
>>52104611
good post
>>52104744
Business idea: no u
[image of chubby man taking step forward in kitchen]
>>52104463
>>52104804
Literal autism
>>52104813
underrated post
willy is still bleeding
>>52104659
Where can I purchase one of these?
>>52104877
it will heal soon i promise
keep it somewhere warm and wet so it can heal properly
did a very good wank earlier this evening
first one since wednesday
![[HorribleSubs] Hitsugi no Chaika - 10 [720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/9ML57E4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hitsugi no Chaika - 10 [720p].webm")
>>52104858
>gif
fuck off
>>52104709
Personal one at uni
>>52104804
please kill yourself
Tranny on the left
Wood berry desu
Have you seen the latest petition being memed lads?
It's some shite about old ladies pensions.
>>52104644
what did you do?
fucking lol at this lads
>office christmas party
>we have to pay for the dinner after slaving all year
The final straw
>>52104644
Still waiting for mine to call me in and tell me how shit I'm doing desu
>>52104896
Banned in Britain m8
>>52104957
what shithole company do you work for
>>52104923
faggot
>>52104923
They're clearly both trannies
>>52104957
jewish treachery knows no bounds
>>52104659
>the future
>blacks still be stealing shit
Not surprised desu
>>52104981
Really?
Actually wanted to get one
>>52104957
Did you all get a bonus at least?
>>52105004
The government
>>52104952
They could have at least looped the ending so that he keeps moving, it's pretty obvious
>>52105031
Once again, like most things in Britain, it's because of an archaic law which isn't fit for purpose
>The guidance, which was initially released for Segway scooters, points out that since self-balancing scooters are powered vehicles they are illegal to ride on the pavement under section 72 of the Highway Act 1835.
>>52105032
nope
reading elite daily to better understand the female mind lads
i must admit, louis theroux makes some pretty banterous documentaries
he should be more popular in the US to be honest
>>52105042
>working in the public sector
je suis
emp ty
Too lazy to shower and wash clothes tonight so I probably won't leave the house tomorrow
>>52105068
what have you learned thus far?
keep us updated on the highlights pls....
>>52105091
When will she realise that she's only famous cos she has a nice bum?
>>52105116
from what i can tell women are absolutely desperate for boyfriends.
but those boyfriends have to be chad.
>>52104957
>company Christmas party
>us lower down staff are expected to work at it for no extra pay
>>52105135
who is she
>>52105079
Isn't he?
>>52105079
was p funny watching him trigger south African animal farmers
Why the fuck does Beatport actually expect me to pay $2.50 (1.25 quid) per song? That's insane.
>>52105067
Stingy cunts, shit in your bosses work bag 2bh
>>52105135
I think she knows lad. Just gotta milk it for the muh-lahs innit
>>52105162
Lol we had that on last Friday
Christmas party but people were still working the day of
Though to be fair we got as much free food as we wanted so I loaded a shopping bag full of samosas
No winning words about death to me, shining Odysseus!
By god, I’d rather slave on earth for another man—
some dirt-poor tenant farmer who scrapes to keep alive—
than rule down here over all the breathless dead.
you guys all live sad pathetic lives
if people could watch your life they wouldn't even laugh, they'd just genuinely feel bad
girl is giving blunt as fuck replies, she can fuck off 2bh
>>52105270
Probably, but I'm relatively happy and I have everything I need.
>tfw you get really self conscious and start thinking about how people see you
>tfw you start reading and reflecting all the interactions youve had with people
Feels really bad man. Do you reckon normies ever feel like this?
>>52105304
I'm surprised you parents havent killed themselves.
>>52105066
>Highways Act of 1835
Hmm
>"It is an Offence to drive animals or a carriage of any description on the footway"
>Carriage: : a large vehicle with four wheels that is pulled by a horse and that carries people
How does this law apply to these things?
I'm about to give up on the qt lab partner and go for my qt coworker who's had a crush on me for years tee bee haitch
I just don't want to mess future prospects of a relationship up by fucking her a few times and then not seeing her for a while since she goes to uni a decent distance away from me
>>52105314
yes, since you are a normbally
>>52105304
would love to see you and ribena in a fight 2bh
he's in here btw >>>/r9k/24966933
>>52105314
We ALL feel that way ALL the time
>>52105329
me: ask question
her: o
her: no soz
me: o
her: :////
>>52105366
Marxist twat
>>52105314
literally just keep yourself busier and doing shit all the time and you won't have the time to be always second guessing yourself or over-analysing your behavior when you don't have the time to do that
>>52105366
i would have assumed you would know by now when a girl isn't interested in you at all
>>52105163
Iggy Azeala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr_IjcDkPfQ
>>52105366
absolute mong
>>52105356
Please reassure me
anime
My name is Dolmio™ Lad and I claim this thread and all future /brit/ threads in the name of the SPQR sponsored by Dolmio™.
>>52105388
>>52105406
>>52105433
she literally just msgd me
her: what are you doing?
old me would be like lolz w/e shitposting but fuck me if she asked me that now and if I was in uni, i'd go down her house and shag the shit out of her
>>52105215
We don't even get to have food
where can I have sex with a paki slag?
>>52105478
>>52105507
Pakistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U3en84fGHM
CHOOOOOON
>i respond to lickdicki
>>52105483
if i was at uni still i'd probably be shagging this girl but i can't because uni is over and we've both gone home ;_;
>>52105557
cor what a bint
>>52105520
Normies are normies because they are constantly anxious about everything everyone things about them
A French lieutenant at Verdun who was later killed by a shell, wrote in his diary on 23 May 1916, "Humanity is mad. It must be mad to do what it is doing. What a massacre! What scenes of horror and carnage! I cannot find words to translate my impressions. Hell cannot be so terrible. Men are mad!"
gonna do a poo
>>52105557
corr what a set of hammer heads
>>52105606
>the French
>>52105574
i'd shag her but she's doing a gap year and not even living close to me.
are brum and poleaboo one and the same ?? :o
>>52105668
yes
>France's far-right National Front (FN) has failed to win a single region in the second round of municipal elections, vote projections indicate.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha
>>52105680
How could they win the first time but then lose so dramatically
>>52105734
Socialists voted conservative to keep them out
>tfw no edgy hardcore qt gf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpVa-x7YndY
>>52105734
Rigged vote
I find volor flex fasinating , the sounds consume me i dont know the word for it , even after the song has finished i stil sit still for 2 minuites still trying to get to grips with the music , my true take on love , i dident thiink it would be music
>>52105270
Pity is good. I might get a few quid out of it, or maybe even a shag.
>>52105763
Ah nice
Very impressive
Legitimutely, glad the French are not so retarded that they stick to a single party regardless
>>52105734
If it's not 50% then it isn't a win
>>52105680
Time to take matters into their own hands. COUP COUP COUP
>>52105785
>telling someone that
>>52105785
cringe
>>52105314
M8 people will find the worst in others regardless whether its justified or not, it's an easy way to get a self esteem boost. The quicker you realise other people are just as fucking dumb and worthless as you you'll feel a lot better.
>I find volor flex fasinating , the sounds consume me i dont know the word for it , even after the song has finished i stil sit still for 2 minuites still trying to get to grips with the music , my true take on love , i dident thiink it would be music
>>52105785
>>52105771
they got 27% of votes in the first round. which meant even though thats a lot . its not when everybody else gangs up on you with the other 70%
>>52105763
The socialists literally pulled their candidates out of some areas so their voters would have no choice.
Once again we see a situation where the established parties work together to keep an up and coming independent party out.
elite daily lad here. apparently girls really like wearing shirts of boys they're dating. like it's a big intimate thing for them.
>>52105785
On the bright side she probably lost all interest in you have that text, so now you have nothing to worry about!
>>52105880
Gotta keep the Tory Whig dichotomy alive
>>52105785
utter melt
>>52105888
elite daily is quite honestly one of the dumbest things i've ever laid eyes on.
there's an australian equivalent and a girl asked me what i thought of it and i said it was a pile of shit. turns out she writes for them hahahaha
took loads of adderall and am speeding quite nice Tbh
>>52105888
Print hundreds of t-shirts with your face on them and spread them around the city
>>52105888
what?
>>52105066
>an archaic law
You wouldn't say that if some stupid nigger wasn't looking where he was going and flattened your little son or daughter. Pavements are for pedestrians for good reason.
Grown men riding their bikes on the path pissed me off too, that's also illegal under the highway code. Get on the road where you belong you idiots.
>>52105763
>>52105880
>lefties will turn on their own policies just to keep the "racist" party out of power
>>52105991
looks a bit like victoria coren innit
>>52105959
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52105950
http://elitedaily.com/dating/signs-single-too-long/1301773/
>14. You buy yourself shirts from the men’s clothing department.
>Because that’s the only way you’ll ever get to wear a man’s shirt.
>>52105880
That's how the voting system works in france
Selling rare slags, pm me.
>>52105991
>>52106019
munter
>>52105888
>when u break up but she still got your favourite hoody
Is it just me or are kerbal space program lets plays comfy as fuck?
>>52105975
it happened in 2002.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_presidential_election,_2002
leftists would rather vote centre-right than far-right. Chirac got 82% of votes .
benjamin booker is good
>The only thing keeping Britain's total fertility rate above replacement level is non-whites.
>>52105991
>>52106077
Would
>>52106107
Well then get out there and start making some white babies.
>The average total fertility rate in the European Union (EU-27) has been calculated at 1.59 children per woman in 2009
>In developed countries sub-replacement fertility is any rate below approximately 2.1 children born per woman
Everybody must think I'm a proper ignorant cunt, but I can't help it I'm really shy ;_;
>>52106077
>waitrose orange juice
Imagine you had managed to lift yourself into the middle class, only to have some chav daughter who only dreamt of fucking a horny ugly teenage boy
Would be suicidal tbqh
>>52106082
Completely fair
Better than wasting your vote
>when you're talking to a girl and you just want her to stfu so you can play xbox
it's the model friend btw
Just sneezed and blew a vessel in my eye
My body is so weak
>>52106060
>lets plays
Why not just actually play the game
>>52106173
You are pretty dim to be fair
>>52106077
would tongue fuck both of their arseholes ngl
nobody denies that there is a white genocide and that the white race will die off within a couple of generations
the difference is that lefties acknowledge it but they don't really care. they're going to let it happen.
Should poleaboo have a wank before bed?
>>52106253
ask him
>>52106252
>white genocide
Tip harder
finals haha #unilife
>>52106300
Going to look for a decent femdom tumblr
>>52106323
My last exam is tomorrow lel
>>52106252
>white people choosing not to have sex is genocide
Piss off fascist
>PayPal now takes money from your bank several weeks after buying your shit.
How is this helpful?
>>52106323
hahaha puglife :p
I'm the guy who made the self conscious post. On the verge of tears.
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too;If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same;If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss;If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone,And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Source:A Choice of Kipling's Verse(1943)
>>52106228
Because it's 2am and I'm lying in bed, plus, playing the game isn't actually comfy because you have to pay too much attention. I do sometimes play flight simulator x when I'm sleepy though, the sound of wind, rain and hum of the engines and the fact that you don't need to pay much attention to what's going on after you've taken off, sometimes I fall asleep and when I wake up I'll have flown half way across the world, comfiest game ever 2bh, autistic as fuck, but comfy none the less
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No36pU6Zdc0
>>52106316
>>52106364
Rasheed quibbling over semantics here.
>>52106323
>finals
What is it with this fucking word, do yanks finish the school year in december or something?
realised that i like sitcoms so much because they replace my need for human interaction
>>52106388
you're going to have me blubbing in a minute
>>52106375
literally something a girl would say
>>52106388
didnt read lol
>>52106413
Tell us ur fave sitcoms xxxxox
>be me
>talking to girl
>her: muscular men are far superior imo
>me: lolz ok lets stop talking then
i sounded beta, didnt i?
>>52106412
finals = final exams for your classes which typically are in december
>>52106413
which ones
>>52106412
In Leafland and Getshotland school years are broken up into semesters, one from Sep-Dec and one from Jan-Apr
So a 4-year undergraduate program is actually 8-semester, it doesn't matter if you do things a year at a time or not
>>52106447
you thought girls preferred skinny guys to muscular guys?
Need a bf
>>52106413
bazinga
>>52106472
shes cute. whats her name?
>>52106469
yes?
>>52106468
j-jennie?
>>52106499
lol
>>52106489
alberto barbosa
>>52106489
>>>>>she
>>52106499
just fucking lol, clueless
Newfies are our Scots
>>52106531
i thought girls like men like robert pattinson ?
>>52106499
Let's see Obama's REAL birth certificate
>>52106542
>newfies
>>52106542
phonetically that sounds irish
>>52106542
sodomy
>>52104659
>Hoverboard
Are you guys lazy to just walk?
>Poleaboos blog still getting 100+ daily hits
>Non-anglo countries keep finding it somehow
>on certain days the hits concentrate on a specific few pages (pre-arrest, relating to the polish girl)
Fuck off detective and Polish girls friends/family
>>52106552
holeee shieeeiet
yes some girls like skinny
some like bear, dadbod, etc
but EVERY, and i mean EVERY girl knows that athletic, toned, and muscular is the best
t. a skinny wanker like you
>>52106552
he has status and good face
means nothing, he would be more attractive if he was slightly muscular and lean. girls don't like overly muscular.
>>52106499
you lack awareness
Honestly reading books will rot your brain worse than reality tv
So glad I have an above average willy lads.
Like if I had a small willy it would be the straw tgat broke the camels back
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/world/asiapacific/2015/12/13/thai-man-faces-prison-for-facebook-post.html
>>52106700
whats yer size la
>Americans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReMkyrufQc4
>>52106688
Fanfics don't count as books
>>52106688
how?
model friend is such a fucking normie and i remember why i don't fucking like her 2bh
fuck this
>>52106720
>6'3", attractive facially
>not a normie
pick one
*walks towards you*
>>52106709
Just below 7"
We can finally post our memes again t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m.
why do clubs play wank music
why do normies like wank music
