Women are deceitful cunts edition
maisie
anime
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzLg9nakgks
>>52101450
All women are naturally average, any girl that is rated higher than 6/10 uses some make-up (with the best girls being able to use it subtly).
>>52101525
Is that gandolf?
>>52101450
It's what happens if you can't fulfill them as a British "man" who isn't really a man anymore.
rina
I wanna start wearing makeup since I'm ugly
>>52101576
what a load of bollocks
I want to fuck early 2000s Thora Birch and suck her cute toes tbqh
>>52101494
>>52101496
Tired memes, move on
>>52101608
never
>>52101577
that's the leader of Her Majestie's opposition
>>52101450
>tfw no flawed and deeply insecure gf
>>52101581
>estonia
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Reminder that Islam is the answer.
>>52101626
Don't be rude to muh heritage
>>52101617
prime minister in a few years
>>52101618
Stacey pls fuck off
>>52101581
>estonia
I'll be coming over after Christmas to take one of your strippers home with me, just so you know
>>52101525
HIYA MATE CAN I BUM A CIGGY?
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
come join us lads
>of course I'm britsh lad, I wouldn't have it any other way
Favourite monarch lads?
need to some ideas of what to do tomorrow
Have I ever told you about the immune system?
>>52101708
SIKHS
>>52101680
just realized brits also say "quid" for a slang term for money
thought that was only an american thing
>she will never beat the shit out of you
damnit
nice bit of etizolam for beddy bye byes
>>52101719
Edward I
>>52101617
I don't know, I think that's gandolf
>>52101743
He's just not left wing enough to be pm
Should I get a maintenance loan even though I technically live at home and don't need one? I would like the money desu.
Were Linkin Park actually any good? I can't make up my mind
>>52101820
Then make some money you dipstick don't dig yourself into a hole
>>52101719
queen pupinia
>>52101820
>living at home while at Uni
Big mistake senpai.
>>52101725
Get a job
>>52101670
Based Canada
CRAAAAAWLING
IN
MY SKIIIIIIN
>>52101752
>thought that was only an american thing
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
I approve of this edition.
>>52101848
Nope
Their experimental shit is alright
My bed is so comfy
Being sick in it is the best thing I've ever done
>>52101719
How does it still get responses?
>>52101899
I like Estonia, my grandparents have a place in Parispea where my grandfather grew up before he fled from the Soviets
Fucking boss posted in the Facebook group asking if we should wear Christmas jumpers Friday onwards and 2 cunts have said yes so now we're all gonna be sweating extra for the next few weeks fuck sake
>>52101863
i have a part time job but i need that money for a car. i kind of want a gaming pc.
>>52101879
yup, one of the worst mistakes ive made
>>52101980
no one cares
Any /chemistry/ lads in here
Can I use a desiccator with chunks of potato to get all the water out? Or does desiccation only work with chemicals?
I need to have as little water weight in potato chunks for an experiment.
>>52101800
>as if millions of scots crying out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>a girl like that would never get caught dead with me
>tfw
>>52101980
where you work senpai
just occurred to me my job might try force some christmas meme shit im working christmas eve and boxing day too -_-
>>52101780
good lad
>>52101450
All that make up is probably why she has acne in the first place.
Daft Punk went full normie after Discovery, such a shame
>>52101969
No worries, we have a soft spot for you too :3
h3h3 isnt funny
>>52102158
what does nommeots-nom mean?
finally home lads
>tfw high pressure shower
>nu metal
lil wayne is a good lad, nice of him to let this unknown sheffield wednesday fan on stage with him <3
>>52101893
but im only here for a month then going back to uni
>>52102159
he's reddit-tier, watched a few of his videos and didn't smile once
same with chinky retard frank
eating another banana lads
fructose maniac reporting in hahaha
>>52102213
>gif
fuck off
>>52102133
daft punk were always normie
>M8 is literally a hobbit (5'5, hobbit face, curly hair)
>But he has a gf
>I dont
WEW
E
W
Anyone noticed how the rate of posting just slowed down considerably? /brit/ is full of wageslaves and teenagers before 12am
>>52102231
watching manly tears/britbong instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPKxb2YQvEA
>>52102280
yeah but is she attractive
>>52102284
I'm watching a film at the same time tbqh
>>52102158
I'd like to touch her soft spots if you know what I mean
Anyone else got a bit of a sore throat and a cough?
>>52102305
Shes proper short aswell but shes atleast a low 6/high 5
>Eurononces
>>52102336
So it was you who gave it to me
>>52102264
No, before Discovery they were still pretty niche and within a couple of years all their songs were appearing on adverts and all the mainstream dance music twats were trying to copy them
>>52102345
>Pourteenugal
>>52102213
This album is decent as well Deftones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNnVAfj9QXg
A girl is coming round my flat for "Netflix and wherever it goes" in about an hour.
I have a 3 inch penis, are their condoms even for my size? Where would I get it from?
>>52102345
Never knew I could legally fuck 15 year olds
>>52102345
>saudi arabia
>no law
what?
>>52101525
>>52102413
lol
>>52102210
"Egde of the field" or something to that effect.
>>52101617
so the major political party opposing the queen of england is run by Gandolf? ... I'm beginning to think I'll never understand British politics...
>>52101753
Just let her?
>>52102429
You just have to be married and you can fuck anyone of any age.
How do i put on weight?
>>52102280
girls would take a well adjusted manlet over a depressed mopey tall guy any day of the week
>>52102446
Stop posting this airbrushed dog
>>52102507
Fucking eat you nonce
>>52101980
>work three different jobs
>none of my bosses would ever even dream of asking their staff if they wanted to do some gay christmas shit
lol office and retail workers.
>>52102507
gobble semen
>>52102487
So there is a law then
>Upgrade to windows 10
>Want to delete a file
>Press "Del"
>Nothing happens
>Right click
>No delete
>Drag to recycle bin
>Nothing happens.
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""modern"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" computing
>>52102527
Eat your mums fat arsehole out you absolute balloon.
>>52102507
drink
empty calories plus it makes you hungry so you eat more
>>52102511
>depressed mopey tall guy
Literally me
Poleaboo is watching Robot Wars on Challenge
>>52102537
It is the age Muhammad had sex with Aisha. Hence it is the basis of Islamic law in Yemen on the topic.
>>52101980
tell them christmas offends muslims... you'll get out of it...
...seriously.. wrote that as a joke... however I fear it is probably close enough to true that it's not funny...
I fear for you Britain san
step brother cums inside her while parents are sleeping
Nova Scotia doesn't care
>>52102566
ahahaha did you just call me a balloon
>>52102345
next stop italy
>>52102579
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
tell him to come join us
>>52102507
take hormones and grow some boobs~
Give anyone else a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy
I can't relate to 99% of humanity
>>52102590
Yeah, but nobody asked about Yemen. Did they? Fucking cunt...Swear down man!
>>52102590
It boggles my mind that that's their law; the AoC is literally the age of some rapee over a thousand years ago for no reason other than why not.
>>52102561
It shows that in the picture. There is no age in law, just the requirement of marriage. Read the key.
>>52102579
Thanks for reminding me its on.
>>52102424
did a post lads
>>52102507
if you eat 2 meals a day, eat 3 meals a day instead
or if you already eat 3 meals a day, eat 4 meals a day. so on and so fourth.
>>52102159
I liked him at first, but he's kind of stale now.
>>52102562
I press delete and it deletes, don't know what's happening with your computer but it sounds fucked up
>>52102427
depending on the place they take your age into account.. in otherwords if your 17 and you fuck a 15 year old girl who consents... you'll probably get written off as being bored kids... if your 35 and fuck a 15 year old.. the judge may just work out how to fuck your life up.
Selling common slags, pm me.
>>52102660
Fair enough
>>52102634
On a tablet
He'll be sure to stop by when he can tomorrow
party down for maisie bro lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8TuSVmOrw
>>52101450
Both are disgusting, but left one would be okay if not for the buttons
>>52102759
623451
>>52102507
Become a trap :3
>>52102746
In my state it's 15 otherwise 3 year difference. So if you were 16 you could fuck a 13 year old
>Give anyone else a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy
>I can't relate to 99% of humanity
>>52102507
>asks how to gain weight...
>only good replies are from americans...
sigh... live the stereotype...
>>52102806
>Rating 1 that low
Fuck off you low test babby.
>>52102759
i'll take...all of them
>>52102825
its a quote you dip
>>52102690
Literally no better than "sovereign citizens" in the US
>>52102759
6 > 2 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 4
>>52102804
>but left one would be okay if not for the buttons
autism
>>52102823
a friend of mine (14) got together with an 18 year old
he got nudes too
posted them on /b/ when they broke up after she went to college lmao
my american bf just sent me this
>>52102859
From where?
>>52102904
#fatniggaseason
Get ya sum
>>52102934
Ghost World
>>52102904
hes a big guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z5cS6q7s5w
>Gaylord Fartmaster
>>52101525
I bumped into the chap at Costa once, he was there before heading to a support rally during the Labour leadership.
Nice fella.
>>52102904
fucking lel
>>52102959
could have at least said thanks for me introducing you to his vids
my shit internet might go off after 12:30, so i'm going to post all of my comfy late night feels /brit/ content now:
>tfw no gf
>tfw no kstew gf
>tfw no golshifteh farahani gf
>tfw no isabel hardman gf
>tfw edl slag gf
>tfw no mexican drug cartel heiress gf
tune this lads [posts jamiroquai song]
doing a depression
got to be up in 4 hours lads haha
[in response to something a bit mad] bit mad haha
>tfw will never travel the world
the bloke at the jobcentre is mean
want to do an E lads
[posts that one webm of the qt girl with cerebral palsy struggling to flip a pancake] >tfw no cerebral palsy gf
[in response to a yorkshire flag] ORDINARY
might move to [insert nice country here] lads
>tfw she moved away to uni and i'll probably never see her again
thanks but no yanks
>tfw born too late to be a british empire colonial officer and shag jf qts
[mean post about southerners]
[mean post about northerners just to mix things up]
doing a heavy drinking
My bf insists I look better without makeup. I do know he's seen me enough without makeup that I believe him when he says it, but I don't know how to feel about that.
You can't blame women for wearing makeup when the girl on the right would get 10x the attention from average guys.
>>52102804
*tips le fedora*
>>52102904
not going to kill myself
>>52102944
I had a gf who was really similar to Thora Birch's character
If you're not eating like this
You're basically untermensch and should let yourself starve
>>52102988
I watched him a year ago when he got banned and didn't realise he had a new channel.
>>52103027
>>52102904
>>52103046
far out man
i want an indian gf lads
how many of you guys know sexy indian slags?
the only one i know is a disgusting near-midget with a weird face but big ass and tits and is pretty slutty
>>52101980
>tfw my bosses idea of christmas spirit is an open bar tab at a rich as fuck bar for all of us to get fucked up
oh thank you sir
>tfw no qt shy receptionist gf
>>52103100
literally 1 in a billion
>>52103048
What does rotting cabbage taste like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ti59NdbG1c
>>52103114
Iktfb
>>52103114
>gif
fuck off
Left is actually more attractive
Imperfections are qt desu, she looks fake on the right
>>52103048
You're missing potatoes to be a real Übermensch
>>52103114
the US office was much better than the british remake desu
>>52103100
quite a lot of fit indians (actual indians) at my uni desu
>>52103008
good taste in qts lad
Why doesn't the government realise that socialist policies are not sustainable?
i crashed my car into the bridge
>>52103131
>only one hot indian in the world
don't really like my prospects then
>>52103087
You're a cynical one
>>52103015
My gf looks better without make up desu, i've thought that ever since i've first met her. If she never wore make up her skin would be fantastic
>>52103196
you're a bad driver lol
good edition
*is sarcastic for seemingly no reason*
seemingly
>>52103185
nice
aint a damn thing changed
>>52103218
How do i get gf?
>>52103147
Rotting cabbage
what do you ask for christmas when you already have everything you can ask for
>Imperfections are qt desu, she looks fake on the right
>>52103169
>British remake
The American one was the remake lad. You're right though, the yank one was better
>>52103114
i am exactly like jim on that show
>Chancellor Angela Merkel said on Sunday she wanted to "drastically decrease" the number of refugees coming to Germany
Lol too late now.
>>52101450
>tfw I genuinely find left prettier despite the acne
Am I sick?
>>52103256
a therapist to kill one's obsession with hideous man-women models
wish i was conor mcgregor 2bh lads
>>52103169
i agree
still humourous but also really likeable
Alri lads
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
free figures
neat
>Always lollll guess back to studying
this can't be a good sign
>>52103268
if she got rid of the acne, without makeup easy 9/10
All I want to do for Christmas is eat a nice dinner and watch a good film, is that so much to ask? I haven't managed to do it for the last 5 years or so.
>>52103240
>>52103298
Lookin' good, Dan
>>52103240
I literally got lucky lad. Before i started uni i was depressed, lonely, virginz, my mates were all cunts. Just well into a good crowd when i started uni, realised i wasn't that bad looking, relaxed and shit all fell together. Sometimes you just need a change of scenery
free fingers
neet
>>52103325
I had a good dinner tonight and watching a good film right now
you jelly lmao
>>52103218
How is it possible to look better without makeup? The whole idea of makeup is to cover flaws and accentuate best features. For me it makes me feel like I must suck at putting on makeup.
>>52103240
I know its harder for men in general but I found my bf online.
>>52103306
ngl i am so tired of reading such a boring and autistic conversation
>>52103289
ur hideous xo
>>52103265
>>52103297
surprised you 2 say this. i never have seen a brit say this
nearly all american remakes are incredibly shit but I agree, I think the US office was funnier
More meme-tier humor but still was overall funnier
>>52103306
this was a text from a girl btw
>>52103335
cheer dan
>>52103360
what is thats shite dipping sauce
>>52103390
absolutely DISGUSTING
>>52103240
step 1. become the man you want to be (follow your own advice, start to do the things you're always telling yourself you should do but don't out of laziness.)
step 2. reap the psychological benefits self improvement. you'll be a significantly more confident around people in general.
know thyself and you'll have a better understanding of how other peoples minds work.
step 3. talk to people, meet girls through other people/friends, thats how most normies do it. even if you don't want to fuck a girl you're becoming friends with, all girls know other girls.
step 4. profit
TL;DR
become a normie
>Late 2009
>Poleaboo has finished his driving theory test, collected his test results and is finding his way out of the building
>A female approaches him from behind and initiates conversation by asking him how it went
>He brags, says he got 47/50
>She trumps him, 49/50
>doesn't know what else to say
>They continue to walk together despite him drastically slowing his pace
>bends down to pretend to do his shoelace
>she waits for him to finish
>He gets up and speeds past her
First day. Name's Ross.
>>52103391
UK office is funnier if you like cringe-humour tho
>>52103263
That's a big sword
>>52103394
FONT
up like donald trump
>>52103440
>not storm
>Telling a girl she looks better without make-up
Rookie mistake
The fuck you think she did all that for? Shits and giggles?
>>52103362
So did I but only because I'm not with my family. At christmas I'm with my family and something stupid always wrecks my plans
>>52103325
>tfw have to spend all day at my aunt and uncle's
>tfw my cousins are all 3+ years younger and will sit playing fifa all days
>tfw my aunts will be talking about cushions and sofas and mum shit
>tfw my uncle's will just be dead silent watching some kind of football
>tfw lonely, shitty christmas, can't even sneak off to 4chinz in the afternoon
>>52103434
did that happen
>>52103406
honey mustard la
>>52103440
american suits are always so comically baggy lel
>Socialists in French Elections were literally pulling out of the election in some areas so all their supporters would have no choice but to vote for Sarkozy's party or FN
>>52103471
What if it's true though
Most girls look much prettier without make up
>>52103471
>telling a girl she looks better with make-up
>>52103477
of courshe
WHATS THE MATTER, CANT START YOUR OWN PARTY?
>>52103471
sweatpants hair tied chilling with no make up on
that's when you're the prettiest i hope that you don't take it wrong
cheers
dan
>>52103476
Just stay at home and pretend to be ill
>>52103391
Yeah the US office is like the exception to the rule. The UK one has its merits but it's more a black comedy/comedy-drama rather than being constant jokes
>>52103440
my name is literally ross as well
>>52103521
cant tell if thats a black man or not
what is that thing
Who /gay/ here?
>>52103539
that's what im gonna do
>>52103477
Yes
Poleaboos problems still existed back then but he still had it in him to try and communicate with others
>>52103476
why aren't you friends with your uncles?
me and the uncles shoot the shit and have a good time at family reunions
until next time
dan
>>52103562
you
>>52103452
definitely true
do you ever watch curb your enthusiasm? that has pretty good cringe humor
>You'll never live in a gritty cyberpunk city.
champions league draw tomorrow lads
>>52103510
Yeah we all know the sentiment but there's no good way of saying it
>>52103513
You tell her she looks good when she doesn't, you tell her she looks good when she does
Just don't even mention the make up
>>52103572
Poleboo is a paki, isn't he? (literally you)
>>52103575
why would you shoot the shit
shit's smelly lols
>>52103572
how does poleaboo live with himself?
>>52103476
>can't even sneak off to 4chinz in the afternoon
>not shitposting from your phone
your loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_HljAELcA
>>52103476
yeah not that keen for christmas 2bh.
i can tell a lot of my family dislike one another but are too scared to say anything so they just pretend like everything's fine. my younger cousin also got a gf so i have no doubt he will bring her to christmas and parade her around as he's done the rounds with random stop ins to every household so far lmao
>>52103584
poor banter lad
