i only call you when it's half past 5 edition
maisie
Don't rate the weekend me yanno
>>52110982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFUB3hsY7ss
is that drake
maisie
>>52111031
yes
>>52111047
what happened to that sick fade he had goin on???
>>52111003
hi there ;)
>>52111011 who?
>>52111037 who?
>>52111072
grew it out f a m
>its an Apehop edition
the british royal air force of 1945 could probably bomb ISIS better than our airforce today, considering they had thousands of bombers who usually just carpet bombed at night
>>52111072
he prefers to look like a palm tree or a bush or something
when i'm fucked up that's the real me
>>52111092
He's progressed as an individual
fuck knew i went too early
/int/ is dead and it threw me off
>>52111111
>>52111095
not hip hop you complete and utter leaf
>>52111106
Unironically who is that on the right
>>52111092
wattanigger
>>52111164
probably one of her friends
>>52111145
>not hip hop you complete and utter leaf
>>52111164
me, on the right
If ISIS actually has a capital city in Raqqa why don't we just burn it to the ground and kill everyone in it?
god fucking damn it i hate canadians so fucking much
>>52111184
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
terrible edition
>>52111074
Are you talking to me
To the Canadians knocking about in the thread. Do you like us Brits in person? I'm thinking of getting a work visa through BUNAC or something. Can you get guns on a work visa or would you need residency?
>>52111248
yes you
>>52111212
GOOD TO GO DEVIL DOG?
>>52111276
Hello
>>52111262
canadians don't like anyone in person, not even themselves. they'll pretend to be friendly though
>>52111262
it depends on the person really
I liked British people in the UK when I was there and most Brits here are alright, like my cousin's husband is a Brit.
one guy in my Dorms was an absolute shitter though and everyone hated him.
>>52111239
but it's half 5 and im being called
>>52111295
is it me you're looking for?
just bought one of pic related
>>52111347
>05:21
>>52111347
Its twenny pass sicks mate
what's the point of /soc/? is it for the mentally ill, those who can't get attention on mainstream social networks?
>>52111347
wanna stay over mine so can we can fix our sleeping patterns?
this is getting silly now
>>52111374
that and girls who crave attention
>>52111374
it's nsfw facebook basically
>>52111369
see, it's a good edition
>>52111369
Close enough
>>52111388
I slept at 11pm and woke at 4am
>>52111404
not half 5 yet senpai
>>52111326
Well people seemed to like me last time I visited Canada, although they thought I was Irish instead of English (I'm a Geordie).
Hypothesis: have a glass of wine even though I said I wouldn't
>>52111411
>I slept
bad lad
>>52111414
sechs minuten
>>52111365
Boring
Goodnight
>>52111415
then you should be fine, really its just you as a person, there are shit tons of brits here as is, like 90% of our bartender population.
less than 12 hours to finish this coursework off haha
>>52111459
can i come with?
>>52111415
>people seemed to like me last time I visited Canada
it was a facade
Play risk
>>52110366
>>52111411
u gonna be tired all day nigga
>tfw got a spot inside my nose and it's kinda visible on the outside
it really fucking hurts :(
>>52111513
pop it you nonce
>>52111532
can't hurts too much
TIME TO FREEWHEEL IT OUTTA HERE HAHA
>>52111411
what do you think of this, weekndposter?
https://soundcloud.com/majidjordan/allido
>>52111538
just get a pin and do it, it's going to happen sooner or later
feel bad for France
they try so hard
what do you think maisiebro looks like in real life? i bet he's fat
>>52111586
And got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
>>52111586
Why are all those men dressed as Charles de Gaulle?
>>52111597
nah he's not, he posted a picture of himself in a tshirt a few years ago
minus his face
>>52111597
don't even reckon he's that ugly desu just really uncomfortable in his own skin
>>52111609
>>52111644
he has some form of autism, there's definitely no denying that
it's hard to imagine he looks normal
lebkuchen desu
I sold my soul
For a toad in the hole
>>52111554
Nice instrumentals, catchy, a bit generic lyric wise but still a fun song to listen to.
getting hungry
what's for breakfast lads
>>52111783
plain toast if you're lucky
>>52111783
honey cheerios
>>52111783
bread and water
>>52111755
I've listened to that EP like 5 times today desu
>>52111783
had poached egg with roasted tomatoes, wilted spinach on top of avocado and sourdough bread tbH
>>52111807
Is it called A Place Like This? Gonna download it now
>>52111801
no
>>52111803
can deal with this
>>52111806
do i at least get the bread toasted and buttered
>>52111842
sounds too complicated ngl
>>52111845
Yeah
It's pretty short, haven't bothered to look at their other stuff yet
>>52111859
>do i at least get the bread toasted and buttered
Nein
>>52111880
bit rude
can't stand sweet potatoes lads
the smell makes me nauseous
posting
>>52111939
good post
>>52111899
I can't stand your opinion on sweet potatoes
>>52111899
It's called kumara, bigot
>>52111899
>he doesn't like making his own sweet potato chips
>>52111957
I wish I liked them
>>52111899
Extremely good post, sweet potatoes are gross.
http://i.4cdn.org/f/God%20save%20the%20Queen.swf
>>52112017
F O Y
>>52111899
can't wait for the sweet potato chip meme to end can't stand the texture
>>52111899
Fuck sweet potatoes
And Fuck yams
And Fuck potatoes too
>>52112027
Fuck off, Yorkshire.
>>52112030
>expecting something nice and crispy
>literally the texture of baby food
good lord
>>52112048
>And Fuck potatoes too
out out out
>>52112022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOSHnksqAQ
Rangers are volunteers. Every man who signs up is willing to die for the NCR
>>52112058
Can't Stump Yorkshire
having a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0
>>52112048
>And Fuck potatoes too
...alright yanks out.
>>52112048
>Fuck potatoes
OVER THE LINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4
Just had the most epic of wanks lads
I didn't know I could jizz that much desu
>>52112122
Can't Dogpile the Yorkshire
>pakis
"just waiting for my mate raj"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfk2yS2mxYw
>>52112184
Can't Set Fire To Yorkshire
Cant Expire Tha Yorkshire
>>52112162
Wtf is a packet of soup?
>>52112223
Can't Defile the Yorkshire
Can't be a Liar Man to a Yorkshireman
Right, which one of you faggots knicked my deodorant?
>>52112273
You are very bad at these
>>52112273
>Liar man
>implying you pronounce Yorkshire as york shyre
yanks out
>>52112223
Who pronounces shire 'shy-er'
It's pronounced more like 'shure'
And rotherham, bradford and a shitload of other muzzies shit heaps are in Yorkshire so you miserable fucks have nothing to be boasting about desu
>>52112315
>>52112327
o-okay i'll stop
Fuck sake lads I cant sleep at all
>>52112315
Yorkshire is hard to work with f a m
>>52112340
Stop reminding me, I feel like Sweden does to a lesser extent thanks to those 2 shitholes
>>52112351
What's on your mind, Anon?
>>52112348
wait, one last time
can't deter the yorkshire
>>52112388
Life, relationships, where mine are going.
>>52112403
I like it
>Leicester
Le-y-k-ester
watching a kung fu movie
>>52112284
Who'd want to smell like you?
>>52112048
>And Fuck potatoes too
too far
>>52112429
it's more like lester if you say it fast
Can I have a Briton make a vocaroo on how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce please
>>52112374
>Yorkshire is hard to work with f a m
Yorkshire has mere Shia tier beer
>>52112429
Les-stir desu
Les as in 'lesbian' or the name
>>52112463
sort of like
Were-shesh-sher
>>52112451
It's more like Chat Shit Get Banged
Who fucking hates uni and can't wait until the holidays here?
>>52112451
when are you changing flags?
>>52112463
Wuss-tear-share
>>52112412
And where is it going?
>>52112403
GOOD LAD
>Check Normiebook
>Cousin who's the same age as me tagged in photos with hot girls
>Got good genetics so basically a chad
>Got a job and going places
>Meanwhile I'm here at 6am in my boxers on 4chan and living the NEET life with no prospects
>>52112474
Les mentioned
>>52112496
never most likely
I'm open to changing the flag if the designs weren't so fucking awful
>>52112506
>>52112517
>never most likely
oh that's good
i thought that they picked that one with the fern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe95yskUoI
good lad
>>52112517
Did you vote for the kiwi-pepe one?
>>52112463
woos ta shur
Though where i come from its mostly woosta sauce, the shire isn't really used.
I want my meatballs and I want them now
>>52112517
r8 my new fit lads
>>52112544
that referendum was to choose a potential replacement, there's a referendum whether to actually change it in a few months, and popular opinion is mostly against it because it's pretty much seen as a distraction from bigger issues
>>52112555
it wasn't one of the options
>>52112524
I'm on meds so don't feel much, mostly apathetic that my life is falling apart
>>52112569
fuck off murderer
>>52112604
*squeeze tighter*
let it out, big guy
>parent's alarm just went off
haha
>mfw I actually have free speech as an american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPgk0Hv-eTc
>>52112570
I would've voted terminator kiwi
>>52112599
Thats what they said for us too and still they changed it anyways without a vote
>>52112671
that wouldn't slide here
>>52112662
less restricted isn't free regardless of the marketing used to brainwash you into thinking otherwise. There are vast arrays of things which are arrestable when vocalised in the USA and you know this but cognitive dissonance helps you deal with the illogic. I wont even point them out as you will caveat each with a "reason". lolz.
>>52112628
dropped out of uni due to anxiety and depression
went on meds
ex-gf dumped me and said never seemed to care about her and complained i wasn't bothered enough when I got dumped because I said
>whats done is done, no point getting upset
best friend now lives in london so cant hang out with him
know that my parents are dissapointed because they now just talk about my sister when conversing with their friends
/end of blog
>>52112599
what was turnout like for the picking referendum?
>>52112705
>that wouldn't slide here
>>52112716
>using all these fake words
>>52112662
im sure those you deserve to be raped guys are trolling, surely they can't be serious
tote my pistol anywhere
go to war with a grizzly bear
>>52112760
they are, I think they're demonstrating that free speech protects them
All the commenters are focusing on the the "le ebin trole xDD" angle
>>52112716
more free than in the UK
Some mornings I don't want to go to the gym and just want another two hours in bed, but i like the way i look now with muscles and with the amounts I eat, I know I'd just get fat.
>>52112731
like 48%
>>52112815
get a home gym
did wonders for me since I'm a lazy cunt
>>52112806
I would just clobber him anyway and get away with it
I can't spell sober lads
Thinking of getting a job working nights in a petrol station lads, do you reckon it will be as based as it sounds?
bit depressing that China is Communist and that Hong Kong is being swallowed up.
How does /brit/ feel about American cheese cookies?
>>52112861
no its pretty shit
only thing is you get lots of time to read.
>>52112873
Hong Kong's a fuken sick place m8
>6:30am
since when
>>52112891
don't you call them biscuits
>>52112896
That's why I think it'll be good desu, reading, listening to music and podcasts, /brit/posting. Where's the downside? I enjoy staying up all night.
reckon i ought to have a sleep
Shitting myself for this date lads ahahah what am I
Anyone else hate this crazy obsession with memes thats been going on this year?
>>52112955
a silly sausage
>>52112955
a lad who's shitting himself for a date
>>52112955
Just b urself
>>52112900
it is but the PRC is intent on destroying it.
2017 their democracy dies.
>>52112891
pic related
>>52112974
yes
>>52113007
Really? They have a separate constitution don't they?
>tfw can't legally drink
>>52113035
Literally lmaoing at your draconian drinking laws
>>52113035
get a fake id
>>52113035
kek
KEK
KEK
>>52113033
yes but they are ultimately at the mercy of China and the PRC is playing the long game to slowly strip away the democracy/unique culture there and assimilate them
Britain abandoning HK was the ultimate betrayal, worse than their betrayal of the white Africans.
>>52113035
>yanks pride themselves on their freedom
>can't drink until 21
>can't sex until 18
>>52113047
I just want to drink until I forget my problems
>>52113055
If I wanted to I could just go steal some of my parents rum, I'm too paranoid about breaking the law
>>52113074
You can sex under 18, you can't film it though
>>52113074
Don't forget
>prostitution is illegal
>>52113094
is the act of underage drinking/being drunk illegal in yankland?
>>52113108
I don't think it's a felony
>>52113074
>Sharia law
Case closed m8
>>52113071
In the long run, globalisation will strip everyone of their cultures and idenities
>>52113122
just in some states then apparently
we can drink from 5 years old here
is calculus supposed to be harder than algebra?
>>52113204
If you're at high school level yeah
>>52113147
which is depressing as hell, and yet Liberals call it "progress"
liberal is supposed to mean open minded
fucking hell why do they label themselves liberals
>>52113282
American polarisation of the debate into Liberals and Conservatives
>>52113305
you mean neo-liberals and social-liberals
9 hours left
wish I still took martial arts
might sign up for a school of some legitimate style
>>52113374
what is a neo liberal
>you mean neo-liberals and social-liberals
real nigga hours rn
>>52113461
>a school of some legitimate style
>>52113476
it's 8pm
>>52113444
A neo-liberal is someone who advocates for a deregulated economy I think
>>52113490
44u
>>52113476
not even tired haha
>>52113476
no these are the burgeoning normie hours when normies come out and these threads become unbearable
>>52113444
a boogie man associated with current policy, possibly pro-globalisation
>>52113444
American conservatives
basically heavy focus on limiting protectionism and advancing global-capitalism, deregulation and heavy focus on private property.
Thatcher and Reagen were neo-liberals and it plays into the wider American movement of neoconservativism which includes social and ideological aspects as well
>>52113530
>liski
oh you mean kev?
>>52113526
FOAT
>>52113551
why are they confused with each other
>>52113499
>kek kekton from another whiny islington voice
>American conservatives
>basically heavy focus on limiting protectionism and advancing global-capitalism, deregulation and heavy focus on private property.
>Thatcher and Reagen were neo-liberals and it plays into the wider American movement of neoconservativism which includes social and ideological aspects as well
>>52113560
yes
thailad.zz.mu/kev
>>52113588
shut your mouth dormers
having a go
>/brit/
>>52113282
They are open minded and tolerant to everyone who's with them or whoever is an "oppressed" class. So Muslims. They oppose Christianity, and "right wing fascists" despite going about their way fascistly. They egg members from opposing political parties or smash up their property for being "fascist"
>>52113586
CLEARED HOT
>>52113593
Dormers has a trip now that he's back from Reddit.
>>52113613
reminds me of when I lived in Alberta
cows used to come into town all the time in the summer and cause a mess
>>52113616
Is this your newest shitty gimmick?
>>52113586
Neo-conservative, neo-liberal and basically anything the left has come up with in the last 30 years to describe anyone who isn't them are totally meaningless terms. They're just scrabbling for an enemy now and new ways to slander people they don't agree with.
>>52113615
Fuck, I'm glad we don't have those types
We're so politically indifferent here, no wonder John's on his third term
doing a suicide
>>52113593
>>52113631
nah turn't it off
>>52113665
POOicide
>>52113659
Who is johnnyboys replacement?
>>52113659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu1lsw3_Kfo
Check this out
>Ignores that gays are killed in Iraq
>Bangs on about christians persecuting gays in Jamaica as if that's worse than people being killed
>>52113695
WINNIE
I
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N
I
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>>52113637
OORAH DEVIL DOG?
>>52113701
As national party leader not PM
>>52113731
Buckle up buckaroo
>>52113731
MARINES ARE THE BEST SOLDIERS
SEMPER FI
>>52113734
Bill "Asset Sales" English
>oorah
>semper fidellis
Have I come in to /yank/ by mistake?
i can safely say yanks are quite honestly the worst people to play video games with on earth.
i'd take a team of br's and cyka blyats over them any day
>>52112724
iktf
>>52113892
Can't exactly be picky with that shitty ping of yours WAHEY
so gay i can barely say it with a straight looking face looking boy
>>52113909
i can when it's an australian server they're on