Its lonely out in space edition
>>52114978
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>52114978
wish i was there and not in this fucking room talking to you stupid fucks 2bh
if you lived in a non-meme hemisphere then it would be summer right now
good morning
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>space
ALL I DO IS THINK OF YOU
>>52114978
weather looks nice
>>52114991
>Australians
>Getting to the moon
pick one
>>52115013
>same hemisphere as Argentina and Best Africa
>I'm Australian
Any rare flags from space? kek
>>52115031
why does every brown person get the exact same haircut?
it's 2008
sorry, eh!
>>52114978
AUSTRALIA MENTIONED
>>52115063
>>52114978
>tfw you will never step foot on the moon
>>52115031
What bridge is this?
>I'm Belgian
>>52115103
its the same but sillier on top
le 2deep artiste
>scratch scalp
>cascade of hairs goes tumbling past my eyes
woke up
had a wank
gonna shower
>>52115103
>Just fuck my shit up barber
>>52115148
tbf, a lot of white people get the shaved sides hair on top cut too
>>52115163
*subscribes to your blog*
>>52115157
The fuck?
>>52115081
no bloody dramas m8
maisie
getting a bit tired haha
>>52115242
meaningless drivel
>>52115242
And what could he do apart from write utterly shite sci-fi novellas?
>>52115250
>>52115277
no u
>>52115242
>diaper
fuck off yank
doing a have a go to work
>I call aluminum foil "tin foil"
>>52115298
FOnT
>>52115298
>tfw haven't been to sleep yet
To each of us falls a task. And all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line, and we die fighting.
>>52115313
foy
>>52115313
bait
>>52115313
>aluminum
yanks out
I don't need sex, the government fucks me every day
>>52115313
it was actually made out of tin
much like saran wrap is actually not saran
The country of England/UK/Britain should've been knocked out of civilization so many times now
>WW1
>WW2
>Great Heathen Army
>Hundred Years War
>Black Plague
how have they survived? most resilient culture is Anglo culture
>>52115326
I always loved playing the Imps in the 40k games, no idea why. Maybe I just love humans in games?
>>52115338
>>52115347
you took the bait
http://thailad.zz.mu/kev
>>52115366
me too
even fantasy games I like being the human
in Morrowind my favorite character was an Imperial battlemage with an "orientalist" bent who eventually went native and knocked up some ashlanders
having a shower
fuck it is hot
>>52115390
My man, I'm the same and I always play Imperials in the TES games.
>>52115366
>>52115390
orks in 40k
and humies in fantasy games
>>52115413
My 40k armies are Orks, Chaos humies, and most of all Guardsmen
>>52115358
Its cling film you Yankee shit
>>52115413
Death to Orkz
need a jgf with dsl
>>52115358
>saran wrap is actually not saran
No clue what "Saran wrap" is
>>52115461
.. It's saran wrap mate
my willy is getting really hard
am i going to die?
>>52115461
it's how americans call cling film
it is a trade name for the chemical used in saran
they changed the chemical and the name but people still call the stuff you buy saran even though that chemical is used in the wrapping for sausages and stuff
quite enjoying Huntar desu
>>52115399
How hot, lad?
>>52115533
yes, in fact, rigor mortis is already setting in
>>52115505
googled it, it's clingfilm
>>52115534
neat, guess you learn something everyday
>tfw no brown gf
>>52115542
internet says 27 but it feels hotter t bh
>>52115584
rasheed
>AFP: French police say a teacher has been attacked in a #Paris suburb by a man citing the so-called #IslamicState
>so-called
>>52115644
We deserve it for bombing the middle east.
>>52115668
fuck OFF
>>52115668
>>52115668
Rasheed
doing a poo
>>52115680
>>52115681
>>52115702
Was kidding kiddos, personally can't wait for ME oil rich countries to run dry to see if politicians will be as tolerant.
doing a fondle
>>52115738
Bah! t'was all a ruse, well played, sir
>>52115739
hi, this lad here >>52115729
i have to ask, was your post inspired by mine?
gonna fall asleep in a minute and not get up in time to finish off my coursework before the deadline haha
>>52115738
>personally can't wait for ME oil rich countries to run dry
>>52115738
the smart ones have already gone post-oil
Daily reminder.
hahhaa get to FUCK you CUNTS
>>52115762
it was inspired by my penis' desire to be fondled
>09:00
The last few hours FLEW past. Hopefully it will be bed time before I know it.
>>52115809
rape can't be a crime if it's legal
>staying up all night in winter
think I would kill myself seeing 2 hours of sunlight a day
>>52115859
when are you going to bed lad
why is islam so dominant?
>>52115912
planning around 21:00 tonight
Didn't sleep last night, looking forward to going to bed tired for once
>>52115892
good post my fellow bradford resident
>>52115918
good at conditioning
>>52115935
yeah i haven't slept yet
but i'm considering doing a sleep soon desu
>>52115918
Because Allah, the most gracious and the most high, wills it to be so.
>>52115940
Thanks, but I am not from Bradford.
>>52115964
inshallah mashaallah my brother
just had a hectic wank
post nasheeds lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35091362
>French teacher attacked my man with knife shouting Islamic state
It's habbening 2.0
doing an islam
>>52115999
he aint no muslim tho bruv
>>52115979
Assalamu alaykum my friend.
religion of peace lads
>>52115999
>attacked was wielding a box cutter and scissors
Time to ban them once and for all.
>>52115997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fwf45pIAtM
>>52115999
He is not a real Muslim.
>>52115997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7iR4zCF7s
You know religion isn't real?
>Islam
Accept Christ as the messiah, you degenerate
day 2 of hangover from 70+ units of alcohol
can't stop shivering but dont feel empty anymore
>>52116104
abrahamic religions are defo bullshit. I'm not against the idea of something beyond our mortal comprehension creating the universe
>>52116104
You need stoning
>>52116106
>idol worship
Stupid kaffir infidel
>>52116126
>Alcohol
Haram, stupid western pig
What interpretation of Islam is correct?
>>52116106
Jesus, peace be upon him, is the messiah, but he is not the son of God.
It is not befitting to (the majesty of) Allah that He should beget a son. Glory be to Him! when He determines a matter, He only says to it, "Be", and it is. Verily Allah is my Lord and your Lord: therefore serve Him; this is the Straight Way. [The Holy Qur'an, Surah 19:35-36]
"O Maryam! (Mary) Allah gives you good news of a Word from Him: (of one) whose name will be Messiah (Christ) Isa (Jesus), the son of Mary, held in honour in this world and the Hereafter and of (the company of) those nearest to Allah. And he shall speak to the people when in the cradle and when of a mature age, and (he shall be) of the righteous ones. She said: My Lord! How shall I have a son when no man has touched me?" He said: Even so, Allah creates what He pleases; when He has decreed a matter, He only says to it, Be, and it is. [The Holy Qur'an, Surah 3:45-47]
>>52116126
You should give up alcohol, it is bad for you.
>>52116168
Shia Islam
>>52116170
>You should give up alcohol, it is bad for you.
>give up alcohol
Get fucked
>>52115593
That's quite hot for a night, here it's about that temperature at 7am
>>52116222
>America can stop Islam
Your women and colleges already choose us over you, what now?
lads
>>52116222
http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/teengirls/Pages/whyboozeisbad.aspx
It is not only Islam who says it is bad.
I'll never understand why religious people think quoting their holy book constitutes evidence
baby it's cold outside
can you muzzies fuck off
when the civil war comes, i will personally hunt you down and slit your fucking throats before i stuff the gaping would with bacon rashers
>>52116126
was it worth it
doing a cry
>>52116102
absolutely hype pham
>>52116049
shit
>>52116051
Ex-muslim here.
The Qur'an makes exceptions and contradictions left and right.
Don't do the "no true scotsman" thing.
>>52116302
I'm ambivalent as to whether it was or not
>>52116255
lol
>>52116259
Booze, like gay sex, is fine in moderation or during social events
>>52116300
Britain is a multicultural and multifaith country so it is fine for us to be here.
>>52116314
>Ex-muslim here.
I don't know why you think this would strengthen your impact.
Lads i bought one of the lil ugly mane box sets
>>52116328
>Booze, like gay sex, is fine in moderation or during social events
Both of these give you long term negative impacts upon you in exchange for short term pleasures for certain people. They are both evils.
>man rapes a woman
>arrest and execute the woman
lol
Can any Muslims remind me again of what the penalty for apostasy is?
>>52116346
kek literally just listening to lean got me fucked up
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/07/hate-crimes-against-muslims-soar-london-islamophobia
muzzies think they're not going to get BTFO very soon lmao
i literally cannot wait to cut some muzzies up
>being part of a religion founded by an illiterate pedophile warlord
>>52116383
Good lad
>>52116361
>Gay sex
>Long term negative impacts
'No'. Unless you're an idiot and get Aids it's all dandy
>>52116366
#JustShariaThings
>>52116381
Death, rightfully so
>>52116366
Justice, not equality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwizsojd1Y
Where does the sunset again :^)?
>>52116384
>women wearing veils most vulnerable
it's the men that people should be going after
>>52116366
https://islamqa.info/en/72338
>The punishment for rape in Islam is same as the punishment for zina, which is stoning if the perpetrator is married, and one hundred lashes and banishment for one year if he is not married.
>>52116381
>If a Muslim apostatizes and meets the conditions of apostasy – i.e., he is of sound mind, an adult and does that of his own free will – then his blood may be shed with impunity. He is to be executed by the Muslim ruler or by his deputy – such as the qaadi or judge, and he is not to not be washed (after death, in preparation for burial), the funeral prayer is not to be offered for him and he is not to be buried with the Muslims.
https://islamqa.info/en/20327
>>52116419
Enjoy your prostate cancer and other damages.
>>52116434
>Justice, not equality
How is that justice?
Death to Australia
doing a meteorite shower
>tfw you wake up with 5 texts from the girl you like
Feels really good desu
Halal? It's meat.
>>52116467
Equality is not justice. Equality can make two people equal who are clearly not equal, it does not account for morality. Which is why Allah, the most gracious and most high, and his laws are superior because they are not based on equality.
>>52116467
How's feminism treating you?
Literally think ALL anglosphere countries have a duty to get together and rid the world of anyone who isn't like us.
>>52116384
Also, when a 'hate crime' is classed as stupid as we have it, like disagreeing with the fundamental aspects of Islam, of course there's gonna be a lot of hate crime.
dad and all his mates fucked off to the "toilet" at the same time last night and left me sitting at the table, do they think i'm stupid? obv doing lines
R8 my OC lads
>>52116464
>then his blood may be shed with impunity
Well there's fucking faith for you. Thanks for clarifying the rules of your barbaric and backwards death cult.
>>52116498
halal? more like...........HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52116486
your just a stupid anime
>>52116464
>Gay sex
>Prostate cancer
I don't even take it up the are very often desu, much prefer to shag a nice smooth boipucci but it doesn't give you cancer or do any damage if you do it right.
>>52116546
There is nothing to fear in the truth of Islam. You only consider it barbaric because you are filled with the evil thoughts of liberalism.
>>52116559
Whatever you say.
>being part of a religious that doesn't even mention 99% of the world
China and the new world? What's that :^)?
>>52116559
Keep dreaming kuffar
>>52116554
poo be upon him rofl
>tfw got a death threat from a Muslim a few months ago
Why are they so easy to trigger lads?
>>52116591
lmao
>>52116591
haha lol
>>52116592
Why are you such an islamaphobic bigot racist?
>>52116591
hahaha pbuh
Wonder why there are so many old benders if gay sex is so harmful? Even ones with HIV can live long lives now.
>Pakis btfo
>>52116537
his face aint fat enuff and its weird looking and i think your should put it in the rubbish bin u stupid leaf
>>52116592
What a bloody racist!
Going to sleep
Night lads
>>52116649
They are cast into eternal hellfire, this is quite harmful.
>>52116337
I was expecting to be called an ignorant and naive islamophobe otherwise.
>>52116581
>truth of Islam
No truer than pastafarianism.
>>52116684
Night hun
>>52116684
Night lad
>>52116685
>>52116550
I just want to be a cute girl mate. And have relationships with other cute girls
plotting my wanks on a graph
>in any other indusrty it's common practice to cull the entire flock of animals even if only a handful of them are infected with a disease
why cant we do the same with muslims lads
>>52116708
It is not our place to question Allah's wisdom
>Browsing Reddit and 4chan on the same phone at the same time
WHAT AM I LIKE XD
>>52116733
cop out, desu
>>52116686
No, it just tells me you are an apostate and that your words should not be trusted.
"O you who believe! If comes to you a wicked person with information, investigate, lest you harm a people in ignorance, then you become, over what you have done, regretful."
>>52116708
Yes, this is the test and it is not our place to challenge Allah, the most gracious and the most high. Your arrogance will send you to hell.
>>52116745
hahaha ;)
>>52116766
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm a Christian and even I know that the earliest example of a major monotheistic religion was Zoroastrianism.
>>52116745
Literally never browsed reddit, unless you count going to a thread on it through a link on /brit/. I don't like the layout at all.
>>52116766
>Islam was the first monotheistic religion in the world
>the very first religion practiced by man in the history of the world
I can't wait to see the reasoning behind this statement :^)
>I'm a Christian
>>52116801
Adam and Eve were both Muslims, Islam has always been the truth. The prophets such as Moses, peace be upon him, and the followers before the corruptions were also Muslims. Jesus, peace be upon him, was also a Muslim and the Nazarenes (early Christians prior to the corruptions of Christianity) were Muslims.
>>52116801
>>52116829
It's because Adam would obviously be considered a Muslim you fedora tipping ignoramuses
Excuse me, but I follow the Prophet Joseph Smith (pbuh)
>>52116829
Adam and Eve were Muslim kuffir
>>52116816
You get used to the layout desu, I mainly use it for porn and footy news/gifs/streams.
>>52116856
so when's your next terror attack lad?
fostering a wank
>>52116856
>>52116874
>they were muslims because I say so
well I guess that solves that then
>Why yes, I am a non muslim
>>52116946
They were Muslims because they spoke the truth of Allah, the most gracious and the most high. Islam means submission to the will of Allah, the most gracious and the most high and they were submitted to his will.
>>52116932
Islam has nothing to do with terrorism.
>>52116946
>because I
no because God says so in the book he sent and Muslims actually take his words seriously unlike """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Christians"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52116989
So why are all terrorists invariably muslim?
>>52117041
They are not.
>>52114978
>/brit/
>posts a picture that was taken by americans
the moon has the american flag on it
its usa soil brits
literally all you cunts talk about is muslims. fuck off
>>52116886
>mfw I get my own planet and Muslims rot in hell forever
>>52117059
Rasheed
>>52117041
>fantastically ignorant about terrorism
>fantastically ignorant about what the word muslim means
part for the course of a typical kaffir fucking shit tbt
>>52117068
it's true though lad. any time of day /brit/ is about muslims. fucking tedious t b h
>it's an american post
everytime I see the US flag next to a post I just know it's going to be some unfunny meme that will only be validated by several other americans who go "BTFO" or "KEK"
>>52116989
>Islam has nothing to do with terrorism.
>do a heinous crimes against humanity in the name of Islam
>nothing to do with Islam
>>52117106
/brit is shitposting 95% of the time.
>The UK will be majority Muslim in 10 years
thoughts on pope benedict and pope francis and whether benedict was outed by the jesuits etc?
>it's a rorke thread
>>52117057
>He thinks the Moon landings happened
>>52117054
Really? Let's take a look at some of the major terrorists attacks on western countries in the last few years
9/11 - muslims
7/7 - muslims
charlie hebdo - muslims
lee rigby - muslims
tunisia attack - muslims
paris attacks - muslims
san bernadino - muslims
>>52117121
FERN
E
R
N
>>52117130
Their actions contradict the teachings of Islam, terrorism cannot be justified in Islam.
>>52117138
Pope Benedict was bad and Pope Francis is good.
>>52117159
>Lets cherrypick examples
>>52116989
except from a history of terror and conquest and huge parts of the holy book talking about killing and causing fear in non-believers
islam is arab imperialism dressed up as a religion desu senpai
>>52117159
>major terrorists attacks
>lee rigby
Just filtered allah, islam* and muslim*
I suggest you all do the same
>>52117159
>Lee Rigby was a "major terrorist attack"
lol?
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT LADS
WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
>>52117178
>Their actions contradict the teachings of Islam
yeah but the Koran does that all the time
>>52117180
>I do not understand context
>>52117226
No it does not, you just do not understand how to read it.
>>52117178
you tried
>>52117178
>cherrypicking
How is it cherrypicking when you're responsible for every major terror attack in modern times
>trying to have a rational debate with Muslims
The only thing they respect and understand is the rule of force.
>>52117256
We are not because those people are not Muslims.
Really want to spend £40 and shoot fat ropes all over some fuckmeat
>>52117239
How do you explain the contradictions?
>>52117260
They are on the dark side of the force
lee/rigby never forget
>>52117289
Context.
>>52117301
a Horrific betrayal tbqh
>>52117154
>that american flag
>that patriot saluting said flag
>all that state of the art equipment only found in usa at the time
>yfw when americans are the most advanced civilization that they get to explore the stars while brits have to dodge bombs on their way to work
HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 1400 CHILDREN
Had the misfortune to listen to Radio 5 live last night. Typically nauseating leftist bullshit.
>first up on Stephen Nolan's show (presented this week by Adrian !Goldberg!) let's dicuss the guy who was released from guantanamo but doesn't like extremists, did you hear that? A MUSLIM who DOESN'T like terrorism! See, they're not so bad after all, islam is peaceful.
>next up islamaphobia in rotherham. here are some muslims from rotherham who have been verbally abused, this is shocking and terrible. one even had a bottle thrown near him once. Adrian asks "so what do you think has changed in rotherham in the past couple of years?". No mention of the 1400, a vague mention of "abuse by some taxi drivers". No interview with an abuse victim. Just the poor muslims who are now suffering immensely.
>Later on we have Up all Night with dotun adebayo. The hosts from the two shows chat for 5 minutes and all gloat and laugh about the front nationale election results. then there's a phone in about gardening.
#RememberRotherham
>>52117066
Unironically thought about becoming a Mormon a few times
>>52117057
nah the sun will have bleached the flags to pure white by now
>>52117329
>leech off the hard work of nazi scientists
>scientists die
>suddenly america has no space program
interesting ;)
https://strawpoll.me/6263832
https://strawpoll.me/6263832
https://strawpoll.me/6263832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ6c66G99A4
>>52117382
>it will look like the french are the ones that landed on the moon
>>52117407
NOBODY'S EVER MADE THAT JOKE BEFORE GOOD JOB THAT IS SO ORIGINAL I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT TBDSAHFSDKAF
Soon tbqh.
![Pavillon[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uMqkByQ.png "Pavillon[1].png")
>>52117407
Pretty much la
>>52117427
nah, the ride is turning mate
the rise of islamophobia is in full swing despite the leftist agenda of trying to suppress it
your end nears my friend. renounce your filthy faith or suffer the consequences.
>>52117455
>islamophobia
>phobia
ahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNA
>>52117455
You are delusional. Only Ukippers who are a minority of the population are against Islam. Everyone else is fine with Islam. Allah, the most gracious and most high, is willing the British people to become Muslims and be saved and soon this country will be Islamic.
