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>>52099029
>>52099027
spooped
janny's going to lose his mind
Azusa
hallo
do not know where the fuck that weekend went hahaha
FUCK the london guard
ate like shit today and havent been to the gym in half a week edition
>>52099066
up in here
up in here
>>52099022
dank memes lads
are you gonna bang doe
Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be
QUITE
operational when your friends arrive.
*smirks devilishly*
want a gf like this lads
OI
YOU
going to commence in doing a poo in approximately TEN seconds
listening to drum and bass AMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1THc6yDx3RY
post toronto tunes lads
>Her: Hahaha truth we'd prob have to take it even as zombies
>Me: The answer to every question is “brains”
>Me: I’ll stop now
>Her: Hahahahah touche
what say you lads?
>>52099073
good post
>>52099107
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV!!!!
to the lad who said his GF is a kek.
i had the same thing with my ex
She would tell me to flirt with girls in front of her to see how into me they were. It would turn her on seeing that other girls wanted to hookup
shes mentally ill i think though
hahahaha
>>52099037
mmmmmhhmmm yes yes
excellent
>>52099121
Fresh from the factory, eh?
NEED SOME MORE GIRLS IN HERE
>>52099158
Touche this *grabs crotch*
>>52099107
Best part in all of Star Wars desu
>>52099158
are you 15 yr olds?
>mfw some pleb plays the "normies are alright" card when a good chunk of them are scornful or insecure.
>>52099071
dont reply 2 me when u dnt understand the memes seppo cunt
got a hard willy
got a hard hard willy
>>52099173
change? nah aint got none sorry m8
>>52099206
both 26 desu
>people I live with literally text each other to do shit like take out bins or wash dishes.
How long have normies been autistic?
>>52099162
>shes mentally ill i think though
definitely
>mass shooting/terrorist attack
>you could have avoided it by spending a few seconds to hand out a (you)
Would you feel guilty?
>>52099252
Soon emojiis will become the dominant language of everyone globally
>>52099250
bit immature 2bh
>Why yes, I do enjoy futa
Poleaboo has a rather common feel to share today
His youngest sisters birthday was a few days ago and today they were taken to a restaurant by his other siblings and cousins. They're similar ages, lived around each other, share values so get on well.
Poleaboo didn't fancy going out to eat but his mum forced him to.
They wants to "Lahore's" on Manchester's curry mile. Poleaboo commented often about paki food not being worth this much hassle. On leaving the car he made many more comments about the volume of pakis he was seeing, the area being a ghetto and being worried about being stabbed.
His party repeatedly told him to shut up and that if he kept talking that way he would be stabbed.
Passed Manchester uni, that was depressing
Saw a few qts,, fueled anger
The actual restaurant was packed, very popular, don't understand why, had to wait 20 mins for a table.
Think most of Poleaboos dialogue centred around him hating pakis
His conversation skills are still awful despite being comfortable around these people. He can only start conversations, not contribute or carry.
Racially diverse customers
All the chinks looked exactly like Chinks poleaboo encountered in Aberdeen (Chinese Chad, manager from McDonald's, fat guy and a lecturer)
What killed him and ruined his night was the waitress
White
Firstly angered him, how can a paki establishment hire a white person when they wouldn't offer the same kindness and while brothers like poleaboo are suffering
She was very slim, before she even spoke to take their order he assumed she was Polish, he was right
Wore a frown, total bitch face when she wasn't directly interacting with customers but put on the most heart stopping smile (despite poor dental hygiene) when taking orders
So just like all Polish whores then
Dinner was 12 quid each
Terrible value, 3 Rajas Pizzas for the same price
Poleaboo wants to start a Polish restaurant again but now so he'd have access to a harem of Polish qts, end up like in Sopranos probably
im unironically a CuCk guys
seriously. i get turned on thinking of fitter guys fucking my gf
really dont know how to fix something like this. is there a cure?
Im not joking about this
Was anyone else scared shitless by E.T. when they were a young lad?
#52099274
$52099329
Calm down mate
>>52099343
Become the fittest guy
>>52099153
How about some Melbourne sound up in here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlbZXz7l8c
>mass shooting
>britain
kek do you wanna do it with a double barrell or a paintball gun senpai
>>52099250
>26
>doing exams
>texting and making zombie jokes
........why do i not believe you
>>52099329
fuck off
>>52099167
where is your flag
how did you achieve this
>>52099343
Bullet to the head
l am a poz-kekold. You wanna know what that means? Well, lemme explain.
The normal kekold seeks out just one gift from his black bull: a mixed child. But the poz-kekold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little whores. Here's how we do it:
Normally, I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped black men train their muscular bodies, their sweaty skin reflecting the sun light and the air filled with their hot, african scent. I get hard just thinking about it. Sometimes I leak precum in my pants even before making my way to them. I get out of the car and ask if anyone of them has AIDS. At that point, they already know what'll happen.
One of the men with AIDS gets inside my car and we drive somewhere isolated. I then take a small pocket knife, stick it into my pee hole, and twist it 360 degree. In the kekold community we call this AIDS twister. Sure, it hurts and bleeds like a motherfucker, but it's worth it.
The black man then proceeds to dock me until we both cum and I contract AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS at that point. That's the first gift. We then drive to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted various types of AIDS. That's the second gift. And then, 9 months later, the third and by far best gift arrives: a black child that also has AIDS.
>>52099343
Stop being american
doing a watching a halo tourney
>>52099329
have you thought about your sister sexually before?
>>52099343
Your father failed you
That's all you need to know
>>52099407
Porridge.
>>52099404
>>52099407
well there we go
>>52099074
Alright.
>>52099414
I was born and raised and mexico desu
>>52099383
not uncommon to still be students at our age lads, this is an advanced degree tho
What happened to the Italian poster?
>>52099378
is this what the australians listen to while shitposting?
Why do tights make my dick so hard?
>at a christmas party with some friends
>one of them is wearing a fairly short, tight dress and tights
>end up spending the entire evening looking at her feet wishing I could lick them and her tight covered legs
>>52099469
choked on a meatball
rip
>>52099469
I went over them and murdered him
he went a step too far
>>52099469
He died
Why the fuck are there so many c.uckold threads on the porn boards?
Seriously you can't go to /gif/ now without seeing at least 20 'BBC' or 'Black on white' threads
It's creepy as fuck
>>52099435
Not anymore
>>52099469
Must have gone back home
He was in Aberdeen, shame we didn't meet up
wouldn't describe myself as a bender but i have extremely gay fantasies about claudio marchisio lads
>>52099449
Stop being Mexican then
>>52099469
Too much gabagool
>>52099493
>foot fetish
off yourself, degenerate
>>52099469
got stabbed in the spaghetto by a refugee
>>52099493
No idea but I am the same, long socks are good as well.
>>52099527
>Not anymore
elaborate pls
http://go.clarionproject.org/numbers-full-film/
why haven't you posted this on your social network (i know you all have one) of choice yet
>>52099520
Even unrelated threads get derailed
>it doesn't say no interracial cukold porn in the op
Piper
>>52099493
Poleaboo knew this feel but has been turned off since his sister started wearing them
>>52099520
It's esthetically appeasing
Everyone I know, goes away in the end
>>52099520
/pol/'s "merely ironic I promise" kekposting attracted actual keks
>>52099520
Reddit immigration.
but don't cry through your despair
i wonder if the lord still cares for us niggas on welfare?
Who was the fittest Spice Girl? Sometimes I think it was Ginger but Posh was bang tidy back in the nineties too. Having said that, Sporty seemed to go into full milf mode a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYGCYJd5dZ0
>>52099593
Nah, they just crossed a different bridge
Alri lads.
Already booked my flight to London in March.
What other city should I go see in the UK? I only plan on being in london for 3 of the 7 nights I'm abroad.
I know people say london is shit but I can't visit the UK and not see london
>>52099592
Christ, the berg!
normies? nah, not a fan
>>52099634
Bangor, North Wales.
>>52099563
Was into femdom, wanted her to domme me since she was the only female I was familiar with
Polish roommate replaced her for a while
Now though he is too close other and can see it's sick
>>52099580
I also have an incest fetish so that would make me want to more
>>52099192
Too many men
Too many men
>>52099542
t h i n k i n g m a n ' s f e t i s h
>>52099634
Cambridge
>>52099533
kek
>>52099665
great post
>>52099665
went there for a uni trip this summer town itself was pretty shite but surrounding area was beautiful
>>52099355
I used to love ayy lmaos as a kid because they were so scary.
>>52099686
why is the one with a head scarf not a paki? bit weird
>>52099723
KStew is a qt but not (just) because of her feet tbqh
>>52099520
>>52099573
>>52099580
>>52099603
>>52099609
>someone makes a white male/ black female thread
>no one posts images and it's spammed with 'stay mad little whiteboi' or 'lmao mad whiteys small dick'
Are there that any blacks on 4chan or is it legitimate kuckolds?
dutch oven
The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
need some kpop
>>52099607
>tfw she keeps turning down my advances
>>52099629
Posh before she got married to that gay twat Beckham
>>52099801
Video games are too realistic these days
How often do brits call eachother wankers?
>>52099542
feet and pantyhose are like the least degenerate fetishes out there
>>52099795
j-jpop?
>>52099777
>muh hivemind
>>52099329
i luv u <3
>>52099753
I literally used to piss my pants at the thought of aliens when I was a nipper
>>52099665
Actually made me burst out laughing.
>>52099634
Brighton, Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, Bristol.
>>52099768
libtards whitewash when they want to make muzzies more relatable
>>52099807
Sad thing is, muslims logic for this is that EVERYONE EVER was a muslim but didn't know it
>>52099834
ALL the time
>>52099121
み 2 pls
Why have the Australians left us for /balt/?
alright just booked a train to bangor north wales then
hopefully its as fun as you say
>>52099834
At the end of every game of wet biscuit
>tfw your subconscious warns you about something or someone in the same way Tony was warned that Pussy was a rat in The Sopranos
>>52099903
I'm here m8
>>52099634
Cambridge, Also London is a great city, forget the memes
>>52099933
Fuck off
>>52099807
i find it hilarious that the other religions now have to tiptoe around islam and even praise it where as even liberal islam takes thinly veiled shots at jews and christians all the time
>>52099903
there was an /ausnz/ thread earlier
>>52099950
No you fuck off
>>52099826
only it's way harder to put SPECIAL points in charisma
>>52099634
Go to Belfast and visit Tigers Bay and tell them all about muh heritage. They love yanks there.
i go to the local hostel to hangout and meet international people
quite fun Tbh. if you post on /int/ you should do the same
>>52099826
wahey
New housemate wants the D but I just broke up with my gf and I'm not really in the mood, what do?
>>52099983
Fuck off. Every single thread, here you are.
Posting your autistic submarine game and brown nosing everybody in hopes they'll like you
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>52100019
dont like foreigners, i come to /int/ and only post in /brit/
>>52100047
Post pics
rewatching Ghost World while shitposting
this is the life
>>52100047
go in your room and never talk to anyone
>>52100056
wew
>>52100056
>autistic submarine game
What the fuck are you talking about you stupid twat
>>52099770
agree but they are great feet though tbqhwy (to be quite honest with you)
>>52099990
excellent post
>>52100047
Kill yourself you little shit
>>52099932
Big Pussy was the most underrated character on the Sopranos
>>52099860
The same prophet that fucked a little girl and committed mas murder? That prophet?
>>52100083
>>52100092
Fuck off
>>52099493
Bare legs are sexy as fuck. I don't find tights stimulating at all desu.
should i do some weed lads? friend of mine left a bag here and said I could have it
>>52099834
never used the term
i think its a southern thing
>>52100056
Local hostels here are filled with thieves, drug addicts and rapists. UK is different to america.
Even if things don't unfold the way you expected, don't be disheartened or give up. One who continues to advance will win in the end.
>>52100081
Probably a good idea
>>52099917
>bangor north wales
>>52100136
maybe you should wear a pair
>tfw being a social freak bars you from 60% of life's enjoyable shit
>>52100125
that is the shittiest meme i have ever seen
>>52100019
Nah, jf are shit.
>>52099022
Why do they call Toronto the 6?
>>52100142
Give me some lad
>>52100142
its not weed its poison, he wants you dead
do it
>friends with a girl for about a month
>want to be something more
>afraid if I make a move I'll fuck up our relationship permanently
what do? Last night we were hanging out and I was laying my head in her lap and getting really close to her and she was fine with it
>>52100200
area code
>>52100206
if you're in chicago i literally will
>>52100200
416/647
6 municipalities in the GTA
Just finished the poster for the new Lisicki anime movie lads, want to see it?
need a swift kick in the bollocks
Polish people are genuinely strange
>>52100230
obviously you should have kissed her dipshit
>>52100020
Not relevant to what he said but okay Rasheed
>>52100136
It's the colour, texture, feel, the fact they're sort of hiding the legs
>>52100260
ehhhhhhhh
...sure.
>>52100230
nuture dependence
>>52099860
ty based muhammad for subjugating people and conquering things and shagging little girls over a millennium ago
>>52100142
How high is your herblore skill?
>>52100294
Coming to a cinema near you soon!
If you don't remember Eurotrash you are a filthy millennial and you are not my nigger
>>52100230
She would've made some kind of a move
I dont like this guys have to make the move meme. Us girls are just as horny as you guys are
>>52100310
that should be sexy but it's not
looks too much like a man bum
>>52100310
Yuck!
>>52100297
what if I never did D?
>>52100337
Did you draw that
>>52100310
that looks like a man's arse 2bh haha
Bacne's coming back with a vengeance. Reckon I'll need to get on meds again fs lads.
>>52100246
My Irish ancestors settled in Chicago in the late 1840s.
>>52100228
>>52100173
because the bible doesn't say that a women should be killed if she refuses to
What day is worse? Sunday or Monday?
>>52100230
just be a man and make a move, if you fuck things up who cares, no point being a beta orbiter anyways
You guys like girls with hairy tummies and armpits?
>>52100345
You contradicted yourself. She would have made a move, but I have to make the move? What? Plus, I already said she's shy as fuck.
Also, stop pretending to be a girl on the internet
>>52100337
christ
>>52100310
smallpox man bum
>>52100362
well you better pray the ENNIS system works all the same
>>52100370
Yeah just finished it now, from the point I posted >>52096875
I drew the outline of the Lisicki and did the colours but other than that I just copy pasted and cut stuff out
>>52100426
D-do you like it??
>>52100337
good post
>>52100424
YUCK!
>>52100425
girls make a move if they like you. no matter what.
Anyone else remember when Scarlett Johansson was on chaturbate in disguise?
>>52100400
good lad have some irish ancestors myself
>>52100047
>someone wants to have sex with you
Turbo normie
>>52100427
me on the right
>>52100343
Everything I learnt about yuropeens, I learnt from Eurotrash.
Its amazing how many yuro porn stars have Geordie accents.
>>52100228
>this image
This weeb rasheed meme needs to cease
>>52100337
very good
>>52100273
agree
>polish women come here and instantly get a black bf
>polish blokes come here and instantly join a far-right skinhead group
also on a general level they dislike us because we didn't invade the soviet union kek
doing a relax 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFlEOn20UiA
>Hahaha stop being silly Anon, nobody wears a towel in sauna
>>52100454
yes
>>52100468
looks nothing like her
t. anon watching Ghost World RIGHT NOW
>>52100424
>>52100310
pakis are definitely the ugliest subhumans in the world
fucking disgusting shitskins
>>52099860
Cheers for sacking mecca and turning it into a shithole
>>52100460
wait do you honestly believe this?
>>52100456
>>52100492
>>52100509
Feel like I've achieved something desu
>>52100460
not true 2bh...
>>52100418
Monday, sundays are comfy until about 10pm
>>52100200
6 white people live there
>>52100424
she must be quite insecure
i mean posting her body online for validation from horny pakis is testament to that
christ, i do feel a twinge of pity for this young slag
>>52100337
Never change /brit/, you're the best bunch of shitposters that ever were. [spoiler]You're also my only friends desu[/spoiler]
>>52100400
MUH
>>52100337
why is he called lisicki
"Kill all infidels" - muslims
>>52100517
>looks nothing like her
Get some glasses
Also the text on the poster is meant to be Japanese to do with Lisicki, I only did in on Google though so it probably didn't translate well
>>52100601
go to specsavers lad
cheekbones are completely off
>>52100424
Pakola papi the paki.
>>52100595
lol queer
>>52100592
his original trip was lisickis lover
>>52100424
>pronouns in her twitter bio
why does this make me laugh so much
progressives are such cringy bastards
honestly gotta give my macbook credit Tbh.
I've dropped it like 30 times and its never broke. Pretty hard falls too
Having a look.
Islam can never be reformed because they will always worship a mass-murdering warlord as their prophet.
>>52100485
Remember The Amazing Randy, that Danish lad who did magic tricks with his dick? That was probably the funniest thing I've seen on TV
>>52100620
what about bombs haha
>>52100663
>gif
fuck off
POZZ
>>52100624
Nah mate
>>52100495
Poleaboo wants to know where his Polish gf is
Watching Peaky Blinders lads
Is Birmingham really that ghetto?
Just made this lads
What do you think?
>>52100499
Are you gonna kill me?
Anyone want to buy this for 50p?
@52100724
kill yourself
>girls make a move if they like you. no matter what.
mum just told me i have 2 months to get a job or she's kicking me out
>>52100724
Filthy stealing Canadian
>>52100720
yeh hasn't changed a bit in 100 years.
fucking moron.
>>52100558
heh
>>52100670
islam has already been reformed, albeit it was a backwards one
>>52100720
Went there a year ago
its alright
>tfw could have seen Tom Hardy while I was there
>>52100743
Just saved it for free ahahha what are you gonna do
Just watched the BBC documentary about "Britain First", what a bunch of delusional morons
>>52100756
take a course, it will buy time
>>52100723
No Muslim would call it Shariah law
That literally just means law law
>>52100761
isn't that called a deform
why don't curries do this shit
i don't see any anime vishnu or whatever the elephant lad is called haha
>>52100672
Europe truly is a strange place.
99% of people who disagree with islam are stupid
coincidence? i think now
>>52100758
That's too bad desu
Looks cozy
>>52100763
>Tom Hardy
Would hit that desu
>>52100816
Non-Muslims call it that so it just uses that.
shariah is the bomb diggy bomb ba dang da dang diggy diggy
>>52100786
Offer you this for 25p
>>52100765
Holy shit, he actually said that. What a primitive coon.
>>52100845
>now
haha
>>52100788
Why are all bigots so fucking hideous?
>>52100720
Now it has mosques and people that blow themselves up.
An improvement 2bh.
rate the OC i just made lads
>>52100824
islam is the most insecure religion
do you have a tattoo brit?
>>52100881
It's taken waaaay out of context
Look at the full speech
>>52100879
forgot about that song
Buy this for 2p?
>>52100925
here's your (You)
quite good desu
rate the oc i just made lads
>>52100956
Moar
>>52100956
Me behind the window
My friend's invited me to go clubbing. Never been clubbing before, what do I need to do to make sure I don't look like a complete autist?
LET
MY
PEOPLE
GO
What can yanks tell me about this guy?
>>52100950
Still, that Obama needs to crawl back to whatever African dirt mound he crawled from.
>>52101036
you're going to look awkward whatever you do so try not to worry about it
>>52100880
Give me a btc address I got you lad
>>52101036
do cd gun reload animations as a dance
>tfw no slutty chav gf
jdimsa
>>52101036
Bring your own club in case they don't have spares
>>52101036
Wear a dress shirt and tie
>>52100904
Because they're bigots
>>52100904
They always are as ugly as they are stupid. You would think they might develop some self awareness but their sheer hate and anger for the white race continues to blind them.
>>52101052
seems like hes got a good life Tbh.
likely a psychopath
>>52101036
just bring your moves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF22FbekJBM
>>52101052
I'm not a yank but I can tell you one thing, Shekeli is a wanker.
going to do a sleep
>>52101076
excellent posting tonight lad
>>52101052
Just a guy taking advantage of our fucked up health insurance system to maximize profits for his company
>>52101052
dumb retard with surprisingly minimal business sense who will send himself broke to be an edge lord
>>52101052
jewe that was born into wealth and is probably going to get shot one day (though hes american so thats a given)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX0b5iZazss
dutty
>everyone spreading my oc
noice
>>52101096
Is that supposed to be Hakuna Matata?
>>52100949
I'm not a degenerate.
BUY MY SHIT
30P
>>52101016
In town i see which pic shopping?
how does this pic make you feel?
>>52100991
>>52100925
>>52100724
good oc boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj0xFpu6Hgw
Don't see nearly enough Christopher love here.
Peter is better with politics, but Christopher is a much better orator when it comes to talking about religion.
>>52101188
Same as all memes desu; aroused.
>>52101146
Take a long, hard look at that, lads. That is the future.
>>52101245
Probably because jews are literally perfect
>>52101245
Who draws all of these anyways?
>>52100788
>BBC
I'm sure the far left liberal media painted a fair picture of the far right political party. Hell, UKIP isn't even far right, and they literally called them nazis every day in the lead up to the election.
>>52101278
pakis
>>52101152
That's fucking good
>>52101282
>and they literally called them nazis every day in the lead up to the election.
Not that I'm disagreeing with you, there was a disgusting bias on the BBC's part against UKIP, but I don't think you know what the word "literally" means.
>>52101188
I love Glenn Close.
>>52101282
>and they literally called them nazis
Stop talking crap
>>52101282
UKIP were unfairly targeted by the media, but Britain First are a bunch of retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkFHlGnCF0Y
CHOON
can literally hear the yanks typing up their shit new editions
>>52101278
Islamofascists, they do it because it works and they can easily con kuffar
got a happy ending massage when i was in thailand
>>52101326
How new are you?
>Literal using the word literally for it's literal meaning
>Ever
pfft
Can't remember what matey called this "stage of /brit/" where we all talk about politics and/or muslims but I can't wait for it to pass again
>>52100323
>2k15
>not 200m herblore
I bet you don't even warbands
you make me feel so young
you make me feel so spring has sprung
>>52101437
Rorke stage innit
>>52101437
its literally one persona spamming
>>52101347
Which part is crap?
>>52101437
i dubbed it Rorke o'Clock
i partake but i acknowledge that it's a bit tiring.
>>52101437
Rorke-/brit/
>>52101465
you make me feel like dancing
I wanna dance the night away
>>52101491
>>52101491
>>52101491
NEW THREAD
>>52101456
>replying to a 24 minute old post
>>52101473
The part where you said the BBC said that UKIP are Nazis and that never happened
>>52101350
Are they? I'm sure they have a following of neanderthals, just like the EDL did, those groups do attract thugs unfortunately, which is all the BBC and other media ever seem to focus on. The leaders usually have some logical stuff to say.
>>52101036
How many of you are going, and to what sort of club? If it's quite a few of you, don't try and hit on girls, you'll look really out of place if your friends are just trying to dance and have fun
>>52101450
>>52101450
>>52101450
actual thread
