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madman edition
maisie
gypsy edition
trust me daddy
DOING HIS FUCKING NUT
gypos out
our nige
anyone found janny's nut?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ahmedaliakbar/things-people-actually-said-about-muslims-in-2015?utm_term=.dx2Lb29Yx
can't believe this, it's 2015 for fuck's sakes
Taylor Swift has trademarked '1989', if you were born in that year you have to pay royalties to her
Reposting question. Also anime.
How many siblings do you lads have? I have 8 siblings.
3 which follow me in years, then there is a 6 year gap and there is another 5.
>>52077477
1 desu.
>>52077372
yeah when i was 11 and my sister was 17 she'd wank me off every few days until i was 15
she let me feel her tits and rub her fanny through her underwear but never anything more
really want to shag her now
>>52077468
>giving shitfeed clicks
>>52077468
>>52077417
>by Ahmed Ali Akbar
>>52077477
>I have 8 siblings
rasheed
>13 seconds of the first round
Islam is the only way lads
>>52077477
I have 1
hated him when I was young but I like him now
Don't see him much since he lives in England now
got my roast lads haha
>>52077502
Crikey
>>52077477
1 sibling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAXRnFSa03s
Wife material
got my toast lads haha
peng chebs
>>52077512
I'm white and Christian and not from South Yorkshire, so I am not Rasheed.
>>52077563
toast wanker loves his toast
>>52077570
would love it if she dropped her kitty down low onto my willy and made me explode desu
>>52077571
janny is gonna flip it
>Out Xmas shopping
>See "I can has cheezburgr" book of "lolcats"
>Flick through it
>Put it back out of fear that someone will see me readng at it.
Who buys this shit
Wasn't even funny
new lil ugly mane soon lads
heres a song ive composed
way
willy
willy way poo
way
willy
way willy fanny paki poo (really fast)
way
willy
silly willy poo
way
fanny
wanna have a go with (you)
WHERE
IS
HE
>>52077550
yeah it was brilliant, i posted it as a big greentext story now long ago and got tons of (You)'s
i have a couple pictures of her wanking me off along with her arse and tits but they're on a laptop which is dead and my charger won't work for it
any ideas how to recover?
Can't believe people are still religious in this day and age. God is fake, an illusion, a made up fairy tale. Believe in yourself not God.
just found a load of mandy in one of my trouser pockets. lucky i didn't chuck them in the wash 2bh, theres a good gram and a bit there.
if you're not having/had a sunday roast today you're a paki or a povvo
>>52077468
CURRENT
Y
E
A
R
love how gimmicks stop as soon as there is a new thread
>>52077654
>tfw having my first sunday roast since september today
>>52077639
Loose connection or is the charger fucked? You tried replacing the fuse?
>marrshow
>andrew marr is not actually on
>>52077674
new thread new me x
>>52077477
I have 2 brothers and a sister, youngest and oldest are 17 years apart
>>52077639
Get a new charger you moron
oneitis got 5 likes on her new cover photo
>Thick South African accents
I can't believe English is their native language.
>>52077477
0, two half brothers though, dad's sons from a previous marriage but they're both like 40.
>>52077698
into le trash it goes!
>tfw she's still texting me
not sure why haha
>>52077692
it sparked last time i turned it on at the socket and previously it got really warm every time i tried to use it, plus it didn't actually do anything to the laptop
>>52077723
it wasn't even the right one, how do i find out which one to buy? it's a well old laptop
>>52077727
>tfw my oneitus changed her profile picture to her and another lad
>>52077655
a hotpocket
>>52077751
went to school with a Zimbabwean lad for 2 years
he had a hilarious accent
>>52077751
Boer accents are GOAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKdDCR319s
poleaboo
>>52077784
Sounds like the charger is fucked lad
>it wasn't even the right one
Probably why it broke.
Tell us the Laptop model
>>52077784
Google it lad, not hard at all for the average person to figure it out unless you're lying so you play dumb
>have to buy Christmas presents for family
>despite seeing them often I barely know them or what they'd want
JFMSU
>Not just taking the Harddrive out
Do laptops use some gay proprietary bullshit or can you just plug it into your desktop.
YOUR MUM'S GOT ATHLETES FOOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSJDJ2H8J-g
parents are making me go to some normie party with them
urgh
>>52077865
unless you've got a soldered ssd you should be able to plug it in just fine with a SATA cable
Remain in what you are, the center of your life
You made it to this point, no one can tell you how
You crawled and bled all the way but you were the only one
That was tearing your soul apart, you finally find yourself
![Nathan.For.You.S01E02.720p.HDTV.x264-LMAO.mkv_snapshot_02.50_[2015.11.28_00.43.17].jpgrr.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9C5S0ih.jpg "Nathan.For.You.S01E02.720p.HDTV.x264-LMAO.mkv snapshot 02.50 [2015.11.28 00.43.17] rr")
>>52077785
You know what must be done lad
>He doesn't go to Church for Christmas
How many of you live with your parents?
>>52077892
>normie party
>with your parents
i don't think so
>>52077922
C of E, C and E
the janny got fired lads
Important poll friends
https://strawpoll.me/6255583
https://strawpoll.me/6255583
>>52077905
who should i use the gun on? me, her or the other lad? or all three?
>>52077922
Going to start going to Church from Christmas onward.
>>52077797
Forgot what a great film that is
>>52077922
>tfw pretending to be interested in what the christian union are saying outside a club so i can continue taking their free toast and water
>>52077978
toast wanker etc.
>>52077957
Shoot him in front of her to teach her a lesson.
>>52077927
Me, but tbf I moved out for uni for three years and now I've got a job earning 22k so I wanna save for a bit
What is this hair colour called? Dark brown with red tint.
My beard also grows solely reddish brown.
>>52077978
devilish
>>52077946
NO SPRAY NO LAY
>i am religious in the year 2015
Haven't felt loneliness and longing like this for quite some time.
>>52078005
auburn
>>52077845
well i bought the charger which was fucked so i obviously don't know what to buy
>>52077836
it's a hp compaq as far as i know
>>52077978
At my uni the Christian Society is filled with qts girls and nerdy lads so when I get my free toast I can chat them up and the lads can't do anything, eventually they stop talking about Jesus and it just becomes full on flirting.
>>52077990
i actually do quite like toast
considering going and making some now because i haven't eaten yet today
>>52078005
Ginger
t. every chav and fuckwit at my shcool
or Strawberry blonde, if you wanna sound like a bender.
Face it lad we're fucked.
>>52078005
auburn or titian i guess
>>52078019
I find it amazing that they all have the same lines, regardless of where in the country you go.
I'ma live forever lads
Don't believe in dying at all
>>52078027
>not being culturally Christian
Rasheed
the roast was good
>>52077946
NO ARMANI NO POONARNI
NO SPLASH NO GASH
NO SPRAY NO LAY
>>52078109
you wolfed that down, lad.
>>52078048
good lad, was purposely talking to the qt and ignoring the rest the other night
but she probably thought i was a bit of a spacker because i was quite drunk and just chatting shit
>>52078095
same, not convinced that I will die desu.
>get a job
>kids expect presents
>tfw not 17
>>52078109
that was quick
>>52077946
>>52078117
FRESHEN UP FRESHEN UP
WASH YOUR FINGERS FOR DE MINGERS
Prove it
>>52078126
do they actually hang out outside nightclubs at night giving out toast? bit weird that
Back lads. Time to post your waifu? No Azusa edition. My waifu is Jun Suzuki, she is the cutest.
>>52078127
completed 16 out of 25
am i a normie
>buy girlfriend's son an Xbox One
>his dad bought him a PS4
JUST
>>52078204
yes
it's actually really nice desu, they're all good people and probably have to put up with a bunch of shit just to talk about jesus to people
>>52078171
>tfw my life will never again be as good as it was at age 17
>>52078127
how do i have 10 on that thing, ffs.
>>52078123
>>52078177
t-thanks
>>52078236
Christ
You tryin to work your way into some anal or something?
>>52078295
what yummy things did you have?
anyone here post in the snapchat thread on /soc/?
i just saw it for the first time and in theory it seems alright, just trading naked pictures with other people
is that how it happens? is it all dicks?
>>52078127
>gotten off with multiple girls on nights out with mates
>still not lost my virginity
I'm pretty sure it's a talent of mine
there are only 2 things i cant stand in this world:
people who are intolerant of other people's cultures
and the dutch
>>52077477
2 desu
>>52078216
>those tits
The artist took some liberties to say the least
>>52078127
wew, how do i stack up
>>52078320
heh heh pudgy
>>52078127
Moved back in with my parents when I dropped out of uni with depression. Crampin mah style.
Haven't touched social media since.
I think the relationship between Napoleon and Arthur Wellesley is actually a microcosm of the relationship between France and England.
Yes, Arthur won, yes, he fucked Napoleon's bitches and his sister, but at the end of the day, it was Arthur who was obsessed with Napoleon.
>>52078317
meat, roasties, mash and carrot and turnip with some gravy
don't like yorkshire pudding haha
>The black lads in club toilets who try to sell you aftershave and lollys
this doesn't happen in Ireland, tbfh
>>52078376
Being fat has never been why we haven't fucked mate. I always end up saying something spergy and freaking them out.
>>52078127
What do I win?
I don't do drugs and I hate clubbing so I usually read or chill here.
>>52078127
21
and a half if you count prom. I had a gf that went but I didn't, just picked her up and went to a party afterwards.
>>52078249
pretty cool desu, I bet it was one of the girls' ideas to do that though and not one of the beta males.
does sound comfy tho
>need to get a 58% on my final to pass
>1 day to study
>>52078443
was looking at your bingo, friendo
>>52078399
And the prince of orange was a cunt, just like the Netherlands.
very good
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_12.51_[2015.04.01_11.45.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/3RzuncX.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv snapshot 12.51 [2015.04.01 11.45.24]")
>>52078365
yeh a bit, but she is perfect.
>>52078413
amazing post.
>>52078441
>don't like yorkshire pudding haha
Get the fuck off my board anon
bit bored
>>52078320
Happens with me too. I get so drunk that I don't remember what happened and then mates tell me I got with girls pretty easily... but then got too drunk to seal the deal and babbling a load of rubbish
Who is this guy, lads?
>>52078491
nah
>>52078441
what meat?
>>52078127
>tfw still never felt like a normie
>>52078442
>tfw got adopted by a group of black chads during freshers after I bumped into them in the bogs
>tfw they got me a shag
People I know are amazed that someone of my age (28) can still masturbate 8+ times in a day
>I don't like Yorkshire (gods own county) Puddings
>>52078441
>don't like yorkshire
haha
>>52078499
how you tried not drinking yourself to blackout?
doing a lust
Literally don't believe anyone has been called a "good kisser", just sounds like something you hear in Yank movies.
>>52078519
pork haha
>>52078560
>>52078561
they are bad
>>52078127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DEP3xkyxxU
post normie songs you like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHHLHGNpCSA
>>52078595
over me?
Is Conor McGregor a big deal in Ireland?
>>52078596
>he doesn't know what he's doing
>>52078613
this is my jam
>>52078576
I always abuse alcohol when I drink it at a club, always drink till I black out
>>52078613
FONT
>hasn't tried recreational drugs
absolute fanny
>>52078596
I've been called a good kisser on several occasions
>>52078639
>13 seconds of the first round
>>52078632
how did you know?
What do you lads think of #rememberrotherham?
>>52078499
I feel your pain anon. When I get drunk, I'm really good at hooking up with girls and making out with them, but I always end up getting too drunk.
>>52078576
drinking to blackout in clubs is fun anon.
>>52078704
well you're on your knees begging for my cock, it was kind of obvious
doin a stroke
>>52078714
lol
>>52078747
Chloe.
>>52078714
typical yorkshire behaviour
>>52078714
>Asian
They still just don't fucking get it
Those "asians" should have been lynched and publicly humiliated on their way out.
>>52078127
>tfw no gf
>>52078714
problematic desu
>>52078744
I refuse to believe you aren't in my head stealing my thoughts
another christmas alone haha
love being reminded of how lonely i am lol
/brit/ is full of fucking normies
i'm going to /r9k/
so long cunts
>>52078728
I agree, but you don't have to do it every single time.
>>52078824
don't come back
HORRIFIC
>>52078799
are you into boys or something?
>>52078800
haha loser
>>52078856
POST
>>52078799
*steals your underwear*
heh, guess i am a thief
look at that little pink willy
>I haven't had sex in a public place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXbwcq6WZ-M
Merry christmas lads :3
>>52078861
Yes but I rarely bring it up
>>52078714
just more "liek if u cry everytiem" bullsit forced by trumpshills. I like how /pol/lacks always try to take the moral high ground ("Protect our beautiful white children!") but wouldn't flinch at the thought of racial genocide.
>>52078680
drugs that arent love, jesus, alcohol or nicotine? nah haha not a fan
>>52078887
my go to thing to say on never have i ever desu
Need to cut down heavily on wanking lads.
>>52078824
>/brit/ is full of fucking normies
That's failed normies to you lad.
Get it right please. Insulting me like that.
>Implying I'd be hanging out here if I was a normie.
where can i find a girl like this in the UK lads?
Ricky Gervais is a genius
>>52078888
>smtown
>>52078884
*tries to cover it*
>>52078850
I have to. I fucking hate loud noises and crowded places, so I have to be smashed for the entire time I'm in clubs
>>52078800
you sound like a kek desu
>hah I'll never satisfy a women with my 5 inch dick haha
Need to cut down heavily on working lads.
>Life expectancy in Syria
>2005--74.7 years
>2015--55.7 years
>>52078934
potato farm
>>52078890
>but I rarely bring it up
>>52078893
From a statistical standpoint, racial genocide with no possibility of foreign intervention is a really good idea.
>>52078934
Sershlad's holodeck, once he's finished building it.
>>52078981
hehhehehehehe
>>52078952
come on, it's not that bad
*gets mine out*
*your eyes widen*
now, this is a willy
go on - touch it..
>i adhere to totally arbitrary drug laws
>4pm
>dark
haram
>>52078897
>i smoke cancer sticks but wouldn't dare touch that marijuana stuff
literally the epitome of mongness
>>52078914
Why haven't you lad? I got a cheeky gummer from some broad like 2 weeks ago
>>52079040
because all my shags are one night stands and it's normally just leave the club, get a taxi back to someone's house, and shag there
Hi guys. I'm new to /brit/. Can you show me all of your dank memes?
>>52078971
>syria in charge of sustainable population growth
The civil war is in its 4th year and women from there are choosing to get pregnant
spoopy
>I smoke weed, it cures cancer maaannn
>>52078127
How many do you have to tick off to be a normalfag then? how did I do?
Reminder that Iceland, a nation of 300,000, qualified for Euro 2016 and scotkek did not.
>>52079074
Guess it depends on the situation
Sometimes girls are from out of town visiting friends so they don't want to go home with you so you quickly do it near the industrial park and you both go on your way
Just got kissed on the cheek by a qt loli lads.
>>52078934
My holodeck once I've finished building it.
Amy of you lads want to go to the next snsd concert in Paris?
>>52079166
cheeky
>>52079032
i can walk 20 seconds across the road to get fags from the paki shop
not got the faintest clue where id go about getting weed
>>52079158
that's because icelanders and basically viking and scots are just inbred subhumans
>>52079167
how fertile is she?
this is a question of utmost importance
Daily reminder britan has been c.uckolded ;^)
would like
You could have your cock inside her
You still wouldn't have the balls to fuck
>>52079141
the middle one to be a normie, 4th one down on the left to be a turbonormie
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>52079206
find your own waifu
>>52079141
you have to get a row
gagging for a shit lads
Post your best kev pics
>>52079222
>had at least 5 sexual partners
What a horrifying thought.
>>52079237
i claimed her first
post the size of your folder
reeeeeee fucking gooks
>>52079275
had at least 10 and I'm turbo autism
>>52079174
I'll go with you lad
I got 10 qt's and all of em turnt out
>>52079326
what, do you mean burnt out?
>>52079194
come my ends i'll sort you out xo
post slags
>>52079289
quite small tbf
>>52079194
>tfw got like 10 different phone numbers in my phone i could ring right now and have weed within 20 minutes
>>52079355
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TURNT+OUT
I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you
I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you
You keep me under your spell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAKJw8Cz1c
I wanna fuc
>>52079449
same, want to take a tranny dick deep in my throat
>>52078127
was having soup
>>52079502
>thanks but no yanks
very good
>>52079386
a-are you feeling lonely?
>>52079534
nice
>>52079502
I need more of these pics in my life
>I need more of these pics in my life
>1400 slags offered sex for maccies
people that are somehow still living:
Kirk Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Zsa Zsa Gabor
David Rockefeller
Can someone explain to me what happened when whip and nae nae came out?
I feel like I missed out.
>>52079630
now watch me whip
>>52079630
>gif
fuck off
>>52079614
Rasheed
>>52079174
>Amy of you lads want to go to the next snsd concert in Paris?
Yes
Also considering seeing an England game in France 2016. England vs Wales will be banter central. Imagine all those English and Welsh fans shitting up a French town.
When I was in Korea, SNSD were in Japan. Not happy desu. :(
need to do a big shit
>have own apartment
>own bathroom
>shit in absolute privacy
>roommatefags will never know this feel
>>52079721
>roommates
>this is a thing in american colleges
hahahahahahahaha
>yank cuisine
>>52079721
People have room-mates in America?
>I have a TB of men wearing fedoras and trillbys
>>52079721
>have own en-suite
feels good
>>52079787
rank
>>52079787
they love their soggy biscuits
Why do amerifats even post here? I thought you had the greatest country in the world and you're posting on a BRITISH general. Do you envy the banter we have?
i actually have maisie and cara folders but i never use them, collected them when i used to post on /tv/ all the time
don't see a need to do it here, i prefer being UNIQUE
>>52079796
>everybody hears the toilet flush
>they know what you did in there
anyone else like putting things in their bum?
>I'm Canadian
going to watch some Haruhi tonight, and an episode of NNB repeat. what about you lads?
my only 4chan related folders are lisicki, david mitchell and sailor moon
>>52079860
yes, speed
>>52079829
I just like to read these with british accents tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJLYnix0kdE
>>52079888
good lad
>>52079860
I put a finger in there once but it didn't feel so good
YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO
YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO
YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO
>>52079882
actually strugglign to find something to do for the rest of the night desu jsut sitting here posting and listening to a my chemical romance
>I'm not Canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs
Reminder that this is the average Canadian.
>>52079882
I'm watching Log Horizon at the moment.
>>52079860
digested food
>be me
>uni student
>failing all courses
>finals this week
>haven't started studying yet
>>52079858
alright you've enticed me
what is it about the Muslim look that Rotherham girls find so sexy
>>52079913
it never feels good the first time, you have to learn to love it
once you do it's brilliant
>>52079960
madman
>>52079994
it was like doing a reverse poo
>>52079913
use lube
i used spit since i don't trust putting any oils or chemical liquids up there haha
>>52079860
no
an irish poster on /sp/ told me to come here and post
>>52079167
need sershie facial and craempie
>>52079973
the fact they're so similar to your average irish bloke. hairy ugly and dumb
>>52079726
giz a bigger picture
can't see this on this one
>>52079966
What would you do if Masie was raped by a paki?
>>52079913
>>52079994
>>52080009
>>52080010
disgusting and haram
>>52080010
I tried with spit
I feel like buying a buttplug but I'm nervous haha
>>52080009
yes, that's what my first time felt like
>>52080010
pretty much all lube is safe for anal, water-based is better and works 20x better than spit
protip: being wet and slippy doesn't mean you're lubed up
>>52079860
>he puts things in his bum
>>52079882
he watches anime on a sunday night
>>52079960
>he goes to university
>>52079966
christ she is ugly
>>52080103
wew lad
>>52079860
used to put rubber gloves on and finger my arse quite regularly
>>52080103
exciting and halal
>>52079973
Fuck off taig.
How do you want your orangeaid senpai?
>>52080057
get a small plug to start with
they're great because they stay in place and you get used to the sensation of having something in there
then you'll move onto vibrators and bigger dildos, suction cups are good as you don't have to hold them
haha lads i forgot that i had a bit of coursework due in tomorrow and i haven't started it yet
what am i like
>>52080145
I'm sure I'll try in the future at some point
>>52080065
i was curious so i tried it once
don't think i'll make a full time habit out of it, wanking my cock feels much better
>>52080103
VERY lewd
(i like it)
>>52080048
be saddened
>>52080150
I actually do have a 3000 word essay to write for tomorrow. xD wat am I like lads?
if star wars was set in northern ireland he'd be called Or-Toy Doy-Toy
>>52080150
an idiot pillock is what u are like
do it now!!!!!!!
>>52080048
Laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1vhsgh2pAw
>>52080370
whose willy has she just seen, lads?
New thread
>>52080405
>>52080405
>>52080405
>>52080405
>just unironically heard some lads discuss a uni lad article as if it was actual science
pikey genocide when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-mDB3eaBgo
Is Um bongo racist?
