virginity edition
hi
anime
Does it count if it's just the tip lads?
building up a nice list here
>>52075554
>trips as a girl
>tells others to get over themselves
you're not too self-aware, are you?
>>52075597
No, he has to go all the way inside you.
>>52075556
I'm expecting to take many calls next week about people not receiving their parcels and I'm sure they'll tell me I ruined their kids christmas haha
>>52075604
I'm not tripping, what are you on about?
dad's finger just pierced my anal virginity
>>52075563
How shameful is it to lose your virginity to an escort?
>>52075596
pls be in darling harbour area
>>52075616
kill yourself
>tfw no qt gf into hardcore BDSM
>>52075446
goign to keep doing it now to naff u off haha trolled
>>52075477
init
>>52075530
>>52075596
>>52075606
post feet slags
>>52075634
good lad
doing a 26th birthday lads. what am i still doing here
>>52075603
omg, you're such a savage :P you should totes add me to your """nice list""" xoxo
alri boyos no messin round ere aight? i'm a good un but i open to offers yaknow
suck you off for pack of fags eh
>>52075649
post yours :3
>>52075657
Thanks for this, I was starting to believe that I was the oldest person here and was doing a bit of a depression
>>52075649
kill yourself pls
>>52075642
extremely
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
ahoy hoy
>>52075673
We've already got one ;P
>>52075689
whys that
>>52075613
Christ is risen
Christ will cum again
My last booking was a guy I knew!! Haven't seen him for ages but we used to live together in student house! He was as shocked as me! but still went through with it haha. So weird... I expected to see someone I knew maybe eventually but not in my first 2 weeks of the job!!
>>52075708
YES thank you now i can filter you
>>52075713
kys
poster number 52075670
don't you dare reply to me again you fucking worthless cretin
>>52075648
>>52075603
>no !!0fFMSfJHLfv
shameful
i consider myself a peaceful person but i enjoy violence and would like to kill someone before i die
>>52075738
or can you?
Guy in his 50's or 60's balding wearing the ugliest puke green coat I've ever seen. I just wanted to take him shopping to buy him something that looked nice and didn't make him look old and boring. Booked an hour and spent like 40 minutes just talking and telling me his life story of working on trains as a conductor and the places he's been. After that he remembered he was paying me for sex and told me to get on my hands and knees and proceeded to do doggie to the rhythm of banana republic by boomtown rats.
After he looked upset like he'd just killed somebody and went to shower. He didn't say much after just grunted and got dressed then I showered and left him standing there looking depressed.
>>52075753
why don't you just anonymize
>>52075753
fantastic gimmick
>I use the filter
>>52075692
haha i know right?? but hit me up if you change your mind :3 rates are £1/minute ;-)
>>52075689
heyy, lets keep it positive in here! no need to cyberbully our tripfriend XD
>>52075673
stay empowered <3
>>52075759
This.
i'm going in for the wank i'm doing it for the thrill
>>52075789
Enjoy your extra lung cancer.
hello lads
>>52075759
rasheed
reminder
>>52075781
nah, because I'd still be able to see their posts
>>52075831
just filter all trips then hehe
at poster hashtag 52075753
or wot ;o
>>52075811
end your life with a knife
>needing a guide to filter people
shove your worm in my fanny please xoxo
>>52075755
lisicki is a good poster
>>52075807
>tfw when I smoked ran out of filters and was at the bottom of the baccy packet
Pull too hard and a load of shite flies into your mouth.
>i consider myself a peaceful person but i enjoy violence and would like to kill someone before i die
hi
>"based"
reminder that if you hate trips but use extra flags you're the worst kind of hypocrite and deserve HELLFIRE, attention whoring scum
>>52075841
wouldn't be able to see mod posts desu
>>52075763
if you're old you have to wear boring clothes otherwise people accuse you of being a creepy nonce trying to fit in with the cool kids
>>52075872
just roach it div
>i filter people that ironically use tripcodes
>>52075872
>not buying sterling king size
do u even chav bro
>>52075872
One of my old housemates used to roll his own. He'd roll them really thin like lolly sticks.
having a roast soon
>>52075893
rasheed
>>52075860
want to fight
explore rap
and tell me nas aint all that
>>52075872
use roach you div
>>52075926
There are quite a few roasties ITT
>>52075921
>not buying mayfair superkings
babbies first day out la?
you aint no muslim bruv
sunday anime
>>52075905
This desu, they're worse than tripfags actually
>>52075824
i still use internet explorer iah
>>52075954
now this is a quality post
haha
>>52075959
EXCELLENT post
>>52075938
That's animal cruelty. Gonna call the RSPCC on you, bastard
>>52075954
Rasheed
>>52075949
when i started smoking 10 sterling was £1.99, kiddo ;)
>>52075647
source pls
>>52075913
>>52075938
I did m8
>>52075921
They're fucking grim m8 you ever had them?
>>52075923
That's nice.
Smoking is shit though and quitting was easy but I was put off because everyone makes it out to be impossible.
Still haven't done any Christmas shopping haha
>>52075893
How much did you end up losing on United la? Literally
T O L D Y O U
unironically don't know how to get a tripcode aha
to be honest this has been one of the best threads ever
*goes incognito*
>>52075907
>if you're old you have to wear boring clothes otherwise people accuse you of being a creepy nonce trying to fit in with the cool kids
You could always, y'know, wear something timeless that looks good without resorting to trying to dress like a tween girl.
You were supposed to do that around 18-ish anyway.
I was at uni with people who were 21-22 and still hadn't grown out of it. Embarassing desu.
http://www.adultwork.com/Slutty+German+MILF
>>52075991
HORRIFIC post
hey guys, MALE here ;)
ask me anything
doing a finger
>>52076002
Pall malls were £2 when I started :^) Bonus faggotry points were had for menthols
addressed to poster 52075971
delete this or Abdul will cut your toes off
Just finished watching some cheeky anime lads.
>>52076003
no :)
>>52076048
Where aouts are you, sexy?
You aint no true Scotsman bruv
>>52076024
never mind
only halal (you)s from now please boys x
FUCKING RECORD PLAYER IS GOING SLIGHTLY TOO SLOW AND IT PRODUCES A NOTICEABLY SLOWER AND LOWER PITCHED SOUND AND IT HURTS MY PATRICIAN EARS
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
me thinking about kent
morning lads
not a fan of this gimmick
what's it like putting your willy in a fanny?
can't ever see myself doing it tbhonest
>>52076080
norfolk
>>52075824
>chrome is for faggots
didn't the guy who made firefox donate money to some anti-gay thing once?
if you use firefox you're an omniphobic problematic cis scum privileged shitlord 2bh
remember this gimmick?
i could kill you cunts somtimes
so SHUDDAP
*slams door*
filter me now
>>52076099
lel
>>52076074
pls :3
>>52076109
Putting your dick in wet bags of sand
>>52076097
>record player
hatman.jpg
>>52076048
got a gf?
Always annoys me to see Arsenal win.
>>52076084
bet your fannys well spicy x
How's your year been lads? Any particular highlights? Any incredible ups? Any crushing downs?
>>52076099
you are jealous of her
I need something to fap to lads
>>52076116
something like that
Also Google donate a lot of money each year to the Mozilla Foundation, fuck knows why
>>52076041
>>52076018
Still playing chess, lad?
>>52076111
What part, mr trips?
>>52076122
Yes, I gave you a cup of tea and some cake.
>>52076145
i'm single luv
*winks, licks teeth, smirks*
>>52076122
yeh. i rigged it and got you all your votes 2bh.
>so anon I heard you are racist to muslims, is this true?
what do?
>>52076109
Gooey heaven tbqh
>>52076165
a bit yeh
she must be well cozy with all that blubber
>>52076146
always nice to see villa lose though
>>52076153
very lewd
you need to repent your sins for you are a very troubled young man
find faith and guidance through the word of the prophet
>>52076048
Always forget East Anglia exists desu
>>52076169
Here you go~
Post your waifu lads, here is mine. As you can see she is very cute :)
>>52076155
did some counselling at the start
got a job
lost some friends
made new friends
still no gf though
still depressed haha might do a suicide next year x
>>52076230
The way it should be desu.
This thread is full of chodes
anyone fancy a bum?
>>52076178
really nice gimmick
keep it up
>>52076194
>put tea towel over her head
>shout look a terrorist
>run off while panic ensues
>>52076223
delete this
>>52076193
just kidding you pathetic worm
>>52076194
Islam is not a race, it's fascist ideology. I can't be racist towards it.
>>52076259
There's a few that I've taken a fancy to.
>>52076175
yee, got my ELO up 100 odd points the last couple of weeks too
Is this the one true demi chess God I use to play or the late great little legend, kpop lad?
>>52076229
Joshua King
>>52076250
Every time I say 'Always forget East Anglia exists desu' you always reply with the same thing lel
>>52076234
what goes through your head when you post this? do you not think how stupid you sound?
I never realised how important it is to have friends if you don't want to feel like a depressed miserable cunt all the time. I just got back from a get together with some mates form my old town and I feel happier and more content than I have for the previous two years.
the brits are at it again lads
>>52076234
Sup Mugi
>>52076189
cheeky lad aren't you
*scratches hairy fanny*
*spits*
>>52076280
I've got an extension that needs doing, can you help a brother out?
lads you know how you're supposed to eject your ipod before disconnecting it from your pc, it doesn't actually matter right? especially if you didnt do anything to it, only charged it?
>>52076280
bloody racist
get out, this is a halal thread
>>52076155
Nothing happened until July when I got a new gf, but we split up on Thursday cos she's moving back to her country and now I want to gas myself
>>52076234
>>52076272
>>52076193
>>52076122
hahaha
>>52076229
mmmmmm i want to season your chutney you सुन्दर लड़की xxx
>you call up customer support
>sershlad answers
what do
there are lots of posts to reply to but so little time ahhhhhhh
>>52076234
THREADLY REMINDER
Anyone near Coventry? Will get my baps out for £2.
>>52076234
>>52076341
cum
>>52076155
Dad died in Feb.
Rest I didn't really do much.
Gone by rather fast desu.
>>52076363
>>52076341
>>52076350
they're barm cakes you absolute cretin
>>52076349
>>52076234
>>52076290
Good lad, proud of you. I'm the lad who told you to do puzzles on chesstempo (have you done any?)
I want to feel like I feel when I'm asleep
>>52076350
Greek slags will suck me off & fuck me for that amount t͏bh
>
>>52076407
good taste x
>>52076297
enjoyed this post
haha
>>52076350
yes
meet me in meriden
>>52076341
Ask to speak to his manager and tell him how he posted naked pictures of somebody on the internet without their consent so he gets fired.
>>52076411
have a reply
>>52076297
autism
>>52076234
hello lads and lasses i am back!
>>52076453
thank s
>>52076405
yeah I did do a few but I just find playing more fun tBh
Gotta walk my dog soon but I'll post a link later on tonight if you wanna game?
>>52076422
you should do an instasync next weekend pal
I want to live like common people
I want to do whatever common people do
I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people like you.
>>52076494
Will if I can desu
Independence is necessary and inevitable. Praise Yorkshire.
Fuck you mate, she's my waifu
>>52076480
bend over now you little slut i'm going to fuck your arse
>>52076470
horseface
>>52076411
>>52076405
>>52076341
>>52076290
>>52076271
>>52076234
>>52076219
posts i wanted to reply to but didn't have time to type out a response and also some needed accompanying images and of course u can only attach one per post
>>52076520
>curry sauce
yeah i bet you would
>>52076493
to be fair i think sershie is the best waifu
always open her pictures and look at her lovely face
>>52076520
>Curry sauce on chips
Rasheed
I cry most days
Lads I'm trying to buy a spa day for a present but I know fuck all about it.
There's one for £75 for two people where it's 45 minutes facial and 45 minutes massage.
That doesn't sound like very long?
Are you literally turfed out the hotel after an hour and a half?
**Necessary poll**
http://strawpoll.me/6255318
http://strawpoll.me/6255318
http://strawpoll.me/6255318
**Definitely necessary for demographics**
>>52076527
>>52076540
all me
>>52076487
I don't know if I'll be on. I might have a nap tb h
If I see you posting links, I'll join
anime
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>>52076571
I gotchu on a facial in 45 minutes senpai
>>52076520
YORKSHIRE
>>52076571
i could do a facial in like 5 minutes tops desu
>>52076520
so weird listening to this and realising they come from a place that is now an islamic republic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8mWG6HlmU
>>52076155
>highs
>got decent paying job
>work next to qt coworker
>went on date with qt coworker
>lows
>date with qt coworker crashed & burned
>last of my grandparents died
>managers want me gone and waiting for me to cock up
>>52076548
>>52076560
>he can't handle the curry
Typical southerners
Anyone up for some instasync fun today?
>>52076558
her head literally looks like a potato and she has bad skin, plus she's been a fatty in the past.
In 10 years she's going to look fucking awful.
hello
Playing with akinator's willy lads
>>52076548
>>52076560
>I don't put curry sauce on my chips
Rorke
>>52076627
yeah
later though
>>52076622
i would post ordinary yorkshire lad.jpg again but i can't be arsed editing it slightly to change the hash
>>52076494
desu was going to do one tonight because it might be my last for a while. I know some people will have to go to bed at a reasonable time but was going to do a chill one for the evening.
>>52076622
Neither could those 1400 young girls from Rotherham.
>>52076627
yeah lad, I'll stick Star Wars on
>>52076560
Curry sauce is GOAT, I have it with fish and chips desu
>>52076520
>>52076638
have u never watched the grand budapest hotel?
she is lovely and always will be
>>52076660
refer to >>52076668
>>52076666
What time?
Nice quads, senpai
>>52076574
>/brit/ is only 71% male
wait, really?
There are people who can't cope with reality, and the only way to handle it is to create an illusion. They will do what it takes to preserve their illusion, and they will get upset when that illusion is threatened. I truly feel sorry for them.
Check out my dankem meme :^)
>>52076714
well yes the strawpoll says so
surely there's no way people could skew the results from the reality
>>52076537
I'll horse you in the nose in a minute lad
>>52076711
evening time
>>52076719
>There are people who can't cope with reality, and the only way to handle it is to create an illusion. They will do what it takes to preserve their illusion, and they will get upset when that illusion is threatened.
me with uni work desu
>>52076714
cum find out bb
>>52076691
That hurts lad. Fucking South Yorkshire ruining our good name.
>>52076706
She looks OK with makeup on and in a certain light and seems like a sweet girl but she has those disgusting Irish potato genes.
>>52076668
>calls us rasheeds
>has the rasheed weapon of choice in his flag
>>52076684
go for it if you want
Spent about £400 on Christmas so far la
>>52076155
had a great time until september desu
>do well in uni
>make loads of friends
>make the starting spot on the football team
>get a labouring job and get tanned + hench
>fail 1 exam
>now neet for 5 months
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>52076808
seaxes
>>52076754
Can we do it a bit earlier today? Plz
>>52076809
spent fuck all haha
>There is actually a football named the Saracens, ie. The Muslims
You couldn't make this shit up.
Very important strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6255376
http://strawpoll.me/6255376
http://strawpoll.me/6255376
Have no idea what presents to get my family for xmas desu
>>52076809
didn't buy anything yet but it should cost me about £120 haha
>>52076878
>No London option
Abstaining from this vote la
>>52076571
No, they won't be immediately after each other, you can hang around the lounge/ bar/restaurant etc.
>>52076855
PAIGE
A
I
G
E
>>52076809
spent about £100 so far, not too bad
>>52076767
It's a whole of Yorkshire thing desu
getting pissed of with my b key
>>52076809
Only £60 this year th. Low key christmas and token presents for close family.
