yanks are cardboard cutouts of real people edition
nige
>346 posts
>page 4
he'll blow a fucking gasket
>>52072775
Fair enough, hughie. I really enjoyed this chat we had. Maybe we can still be friends?
>>52072822
i'm up for that lad
i'll be around.
>>52072818
good post
Death to all Lancastrians!
>>52072767
apple products are cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA
Jun and also Azusa and Ritsu and Ui and Mio and maybe Yui but not Mugi.
>>52072756
Why would she lie about being Romanian?
Tips on having a proper brew? I got pic related yesterday. I don't know if they fuck with it for Americans, but it was the most authentic I could find.
haven't had a text in 9 months
soothern fairehs
>>52072895
This tbqh.
>>52072906
is this a joke? thats shit-tier tea for poor scummers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZ4pnNtyxQ legitimately catchy song
>>52072905
Racism still exists
>she puts "hun" & "xoxo" at the end of every text
>>52072809
>You've got about 5% chance of qt coworker gf
Well it's been real lads, gonna find some rope haha
Why can southerners not talk properly?
*chiki cha*
>>52072908
giz your number, I'll text you
>>52072880
six string fretless bass
Les Claypool go
dag will hunt
>>52072906
>Tips on having a proper brew?
>Boil water
>Pour water on tea bag
>Let tea seep for a moment
>Add lemon, sugar and/or milk to taste
Brits don't know the first thing about tea to be honest..
>>52072905
Because they have a bad name as being liars and thieves (they mostly are) and I wouldn't have gone near her if I had known.
>>52072908
Everyone in /brit/ should just exchange numbers to keep each other company, think of all the banterous conversations
>>52072906
Steps to making a brew.
Put teabag in cup.
Pour boiling water directly onto teabag.
Fill up 4/5s of the way.
Add milk.
Use a spoon to push the teabag against the side of the cup to get more out.
Take out teabag and enjoy brew.
>Parents take me to a restaurant for my birthday
>I don't really like it, I don't like eating with others
>But I accept it and try to deal with the issues
>Get close to the end of the meal
>It is almost over, thank goodness
>Managed to get through without really making a mess of anything
>Suddenly hear singing behind me
>Parents stand up
>My heart is in my mouth
>Turn around
>Fucking big collection of waiters and waitresses carrying a fucking birthday cake in my direction
>Can see EVERYONE in the entire restaurant looking at me
>Start to break out in a cold sweat
>They put the cake down on the table
>''Anon, blow out the candles!''
>all the people cheering me on, even some people who are just eating around us
>Feel really short of breath due to anxiety
>want to blow the candles to seem grateful
>don't have enough breath do it myself
>pick up a handful of lasagne that my mother didn't eat from her plate
>try to use the lasagne sheet as a wave to generate air and knock the candles out
>accidentally drop it because of my sweaty palms
>lasagne falls out onto the cake
>starts slowly dripping down the side of the cake on which the icing has started to melt
>silence everywhere
>dad yells "FUCKING HELL ANON"
>grabs me and pulls me outside while mum pays
>I cry all the way home
>parents haven't forgiven me still
>>52072986
fak owf
what should I buy for my lunch lads? going home on the bus and need something to eat
>>52072917
Northern bastard
>>52072966
>>she puts "hun" & "xoxo" at the end of every text
>Literally every text, including the ones to her mum, brother and her BFF anon
>>52073046
FAK AWF AM A SAFFERN PONCE INNIT
>>52073049
Egg and cress sandwich
>>52073064
post cara
>>52072877
this
>>52072908
I have not had a text or phone call in 3 years.
>>52073049
Subbers
>>52073049
a wrap from tesco
hankering for a wanking lads
>>52073112
post your number and i'll text you
>>52073133
rasheed
>get texts
>don't have gf
Halfway there.
>>52073079
most of my family unironically speaks like this.
It's funny because I used to too, but living in the north has destroyed my accent, to the point where they struggle to understand me anymore lmao
>>52072836
very gud
fucking depressed
who up?
>>52073112
Get Whatsapp or Snapchat, that's what all the hip kids do these days. I only get texts from my father, my provider and when I order food as a confirmation.
>>52073160
havin a gf is too much hard work
you just want a girl willing to have sex with you without the emotional and financial attachment
basically, you need to find a slut
>>52073175
At last you can speak like a human and not a southern pansy.
Why are qts evil lads?
>>52073201
>I only get texts from my father, my provider and when I order food as a confirmation.
same
can you just message random people on whatsapp and snapchat?
>>52073210
but i only want the emotional part 2bh
sex is icky
Don't even really want sex desu
Just want a qt to love
me on left
spaff
spunk
spooge
sperm
>>52073211
most people I meet still think I speak "posh"
But I notice the difference
>>52073219
theyre female, it's in their nature to be evil cunts
>>52073219
because they're scared
scared of ever having someone be in love with them because they truly don't believe they deserve to be loved
![1434982791487[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/fItEtdP.jpg "1434982791487[1].webm")
>>52073160
Do whatsapp messages count as texts?
>>52073219
Love is a romantic attraction which is designed to expand capitalism.
>>52073211
>northerners
>human
>>52073265
gook
might open a dating coaching service for lonely autists
>>52073241
>but i only want the emotional part 2bh
think you might be gay m8
>>52073247
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
charli
>normie kpoop posters
Le sigh
>>52073288
Followed by a suicide hotline la
>>52073219
you would be ruthless too if you could manipulate the world using nothing more than a couple of wet holes
I have a mate who is literally the biggest autismo I know, he's an alright mate though.
The kind of guy who has 800 hours on Train Simulator on Steam
His girlfriend is fucking peng.
If he can get a gf, so can I
>>52073288
what qualifications do you have?
i probably have a better experience than you, just saying.
>>52073286
>Southerners
>Having the ability to evaluate who is and is not human
Pick one
>>52073265
do daily quizzes from line count as texts?
>southerners
>white
have received a text within the last hour lads
it was:
>10/10 cheese holla
my holes are dry desu
>>52073288
Market is already flooded. Just use this guy's idea: >>52073323
>>52073332
>peng.
>>>/london/
>open door
>see this
reaction lads?
https://twitter.com/MarkSingleton8/status/676033949156667392
Gooks are literally the worst. not even human, please don't post any more gooks. slopes are fine though.
>>52073323
nah, i'll leave that to one of you
>>52073337
well, i'm a fat girl with a inflated sense of self worth.
>>52073351
my last text was "can you come in earlier tomorrow?" and I replied "no"
>>52072836
Dutchcaralad is an institution. Like trout in a river.. Not there there's something wrong.
We had Maisielad leave too.The Italian pasty baby lad.
We're nothing without our mascotts
>>52073347
>kpoops
>human
>>52073337
She's a landwhale that has guys ask her out
>>52073380
fucking love London uninronically
I'm gonna move back down there one day
>>52073385
Find a flaw, ANY flaw
>>52073385
get willy out
>>52073385
get on the floor
walk the dinosaur
>>52073404
ahahahah, I terrorised maisieautist into leaving and I'm proud of it
>>52073404
>who wants a hard bumming
hehe that was my post
>>52073424
she has a gun pointing at you
she looks about 10
Are the people from the yellow areas even human?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MNykpco_xg
>scouse """""""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52073457
she's cute
>>52073476
delete this
>>52073463
anyone outside the red isn't human
Literal 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8
>>52073398
>well, i'm a fat girl with a inflated sense of self worth.
how many bfs?
how many orbiters?
how many crushes have you had, how did you act on them, how many lads had crushes on you, and how did they act on them?
i'm in my mid twenties now, roughly had a steady girlfriend (well, a few of them) every year since i turned 15.
these autists don't need your cynical vaginalised view of dating, they need optimistic tips from someone who knows the good side of it.
the only person that texts me is my best friend but we aren't friends anymore
>"protestants" "anglicans" "presbyterians"
https://youtu.be/5bWHSpmXEJs
>>52073463
green is the white british containment zone
>>52073463
No, we're superhuman
>mfw London singlehandedly keeps England afloat financially
Without London you'd be over in Poland cleaning their toilets
Eating my own shit #justnorthernthings
>yanks
>real
Fakest people on the planet.
ostracize those who revel in japanese-girl-fantasy land
remove ALL anime sissys
disregard ALL yanks, and YANK affiliates
PURGE the community of hellraising trips
starve ALL Irish
what kind of /brit/ would you like your children to post in?
vote me, for Mayor of /brit/
>>52073493
WHERE ARE YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
>scouse """""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""
if you're not from cheshire you're basically a peasant, chav or brown
>>52073392
Lol!
only texts I get are o2 asking me why I haven't paid my phone bill
>>52073507
We don't need your "jus b itself" nonsense
what she told sershlad was good
>>52073420
Do it asap, Londoners are filth and should stay in their containment city.
>>52073499
Don't be like that lad, I edited it so I would not insult the great South-West.
>>52073525
Without London we would have no Paki problem. You attract them like light attracts insects.
>>52073463
red best desu
>>52073533
now this is a manifesto I can get behind
>>52073533
i'll agree with most but give the irish some potatos in rations to just about keep them alive
I told some Chinese qt in the club she was absolutely adorable and she looked really happy, was pretty miserable before.
I didn't want anything else so I smiled and walked off and I didn't see her for the rest of the night. Feels good lads, even if she thinks I'm a weirdo
>>52073232
You can on Snapchat.. Theorhetically on Whatsapp too, but Whatsapp works with your phone number as 'user name', so to speak.. So that's more intended for people you know. Whatsapp does display everyone in your phone's contacts that also have Whatsapp.. So you can install it, check the contacts, and then message people you know, or once knew..
>'H-hi, this is anon.. How does this work? I'm not good with t-technology'
>'H-haha, I'm a silly normie that doesn't get basic things, TEST'
>'how a-are you by the way?'
It would have been easier if you stayed in touch, anon.
>>52073542
need to gf her
>>52073580
>Without London we would have no Paki problem. You attract them like light attracts insects.
bradford, birmingham, manchester, leeds, leicester and more
Now clean my toilet, poortherner scum
kent"""""""""""qt"""""""""""""? nah not a fan
>>52072767
Why is it always white children that get shot up in schools but never families like these in Starbucks?
Really need a wee lads.
>>52073599
>I told some Chinese qt in the club
>things that never happened
>>52073448
I miss that dusty jacketed Riley cunt. We had beast times. His autism was, delightful
It will never be the same again.
I think we should have more anime actually, it improves /brit/.
>>52073646
>bradford, birmingham, manchester, leeds, leicester and more
That is called spillover, you attract them to begin with.
Now go back to your dildo southern fairy.
>>52073112
I just take my phone when I go out to speak to my mum or emergencies.
>growing up i was always the normie and my little brother was a turbo autist
>for some reason add him on snapchat
>he's now living a giga-normie uni lifestyle taking selfies with various fit birds
>i'm browsing /brit/
fucks sake
>>52073669
me too
>>52073667
I heard he's got a job and a girlfriend now, but that might just be bullshit. Riley lied about everything
One of the most dedicated autists I've ever seen on 4chan (second to the AMWF spammer)
>>52073585
should we find commonality in the degradation of the "yanks and yellow's", I as mayor would reach my arm out to Ireland and strive forward, gun-ho, into anime land
>>52073669
pah!
>>52073746
i love cock!
>>52073669
This desu.
>>52073507
well, i'm 22 and i'm on my 3rd. 2 lasted 6-9 months, the 3rd lasted 3 years, and we split up because it just felt like we were treading water.
i've had a few orbiters, but i'm not sure what they count for.
i've crushed on a couple of guys, but i have the sense to understand that they wouldn't be interested in me. no idea how many lads have crushed on me desu, but i've been on a few dates that haven't lead anywhere.
also, fuck off.
>>52073669
this image brought to you via 9GAG.COM
>that one retard who thinks romanians are a race
>>52073448
No you didn't.Maisiebro left because he's busy with uni, I have him on steam and chat to him every now and then.
to finish off my PC build I need to buy about £650 worth of kit
I've already spent about £500
Fucks sake, this is a joke
Alri lads
>>52073828
fuck off you fat whale
>a girl browsing /brit/
don't even want to imagine how repulsive you are
>>52073878
have you not seen her
>>52073865
don't think it's worth it
it's not like there's any good games out :^)
Morning dorks. About to have some eggs and go for my morning run. Gotta start the day off feeling energized.
what have you done today to honour your irish overlord?
Lads people keep telling me I need to lose my virginity and get a gf but I genuinely don't care about doing either of those things, I don't mind getting a shag but I can't imagine myself in a relationship at all. Anyone feel the same?
>>52073828
>orbiters
>being so fat you have a gravitational pull
>>52073865
This what happens when you don't adequately plan
>>52073865
what did you buy and what do you need to buy?
post your shitposting machine
>>52073865
Why didn't you just buy £500 worth of kit?
>>52073828
2bh i'm actually a nofriends virgin, but hurrah and hooray you've exposed yourself as the repugnant slug you are
>>52073892
nope? must have missed that
>>52073901
Do you faggots unironically watch UFC?
shall we shag now, or shag later?
>>52073904
I stopped caring desu.
>>52073892
No post image
>>52073897
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
doing a wank
>>52073920
>plebuntu
>>52073858
That's what he tells you to avoid embarrassment. He was at uni for a solid year when he was super active here.
I destroyed maisieautist (mautist)
>>52073308
slag with a thousand dick stare
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: (Exodus 20:4)
Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female, The likeness of any beast that is on the earth, the likeness of any winged fowl that flieth in the air, The likeness of any thing that creepeth on the ground, the likeness of any fish that is in the waters beneath the earth: (Deuteronomy 4:16-18)
>>52073878
how have you not seen me
>>52073909
guys at college called me uranus, because my bum is so big, something something orbiters fuck you
>>52073932
what's wrong with UFC you muggy cunt
>>52073949
>>52073928
dont have em desu
theres some jebend who posts them once in a while
>>52073912
So far I've bought an SSD, a GTX 970, a NZXT H440, a couple of 2TB WD Re4.
Need to buy:
4690k
New mobo
2 new monitors
monitor stand
G502
mousepad
>>52073949
>>52073920
:^)
>I use an OS other than Windows
Unironically done a clean desu then accidentally made a big mark on the wall by hitting it with the hoover.
Mental day I'm having.
>>52073955
Feel like having them fried with some ham on a bagel 2day, you?
>>52073987
post anime or fuck off please.
>ONBOARD GRAFIX
How should racism be dealt with?
>>52073987
Do you exercise? How did you get fat?
>>52073896
this
I mean this PC will last 3-4 years once one, but I dunno if I can be fucked
>>52074023
kill all non-whites
muslims?
nah cant say im a fan of them.
>>52074011
I like mine with a kiss
>>52074042
the same way all fat people get fat, by eating
silly
>>52074012
anime is shit though. except for pokemon, that's alright.
>>52074042
i walk about a bit. i got fat because i ate a lot of food and didn't do a lot of exercise.
>>52074055
Rorke.
>>52073987
The fights last a minute or two, you're probably a dense cunt and find it enjoyable.
planxty lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0vRnwUfGQ
>>52074061
no she just has big bones of course
>>52074069
Are you making an effort to get thin?
>>52074077
>you're probably a dense cunt and find it enjoyable
>slovenia
>>52073987
>how have you not seen me
You're not that famous
>>52074002
noice
I'd get a Macbook but I don't really need one
Currently got an Elitebook 8540p
>>52073995
should probably have prioritised a bit more, like upgrading a piece at a time
what are you planning to play exactly?
literally nothing worth playing on pc
>>52074023
>Princess Michael
>>52074058
I only kiss mother for it when she's gone above and beyond...don't get me wrong, it's always of good quality but she's been a slacking off lately.
>>52074116
shitlord
>>52074112
Did you get one with dreamcolour 2 screen?
>>52074115
well it's more so that if something does actually come out that I want to play, I can do
need to get out of bed tbqh
>>52074158
morning
lebkuchen is so nice, they should sell it all year round
>>52074023
>tfw harry will never be king and remove pakis
sucks
>>52074077
what's wrong with that? it's fun, you twat.
>>52074104
i'm not sure. sure, it'd be nice, but i'm not exactly unhealthy.
>>52074108
>UK
>I FOKIN LUV THE UFC IS JUST LIKE ME DAD USED TO SMACK ME PROPPA INNIT
>>52074144
nah, just the standard screen
it's fine though, good enough for what I use it for
>>52074174
OK UM WHO ARE YOU??
>>52073920
I'm under $100 into this laptop
Got it needing a new hard drive after my desktop died. No problems so far, does what I need it to.
>>52074174
hello yes how r u today
>calories in, calories out.
its that simple.
filtered that cunt
>>52074183
literally wearing kev trousers
>>52074198
the uk is better than slovenia in every conceivable way
>>52074183
Did the interviewer bust some oompa loompa jokes?
*walks into /brit/*
*holds chin high*
>>52074183
>>52074202
its me haha
alri
>>52074205
cannot complain tá Žbh
did a nice late wake up at 11 and doing fuckall until our late roast in a few hours
whats on the agenda 2day
>I'm against Pakistani rape gangs which is why I vote UKIP
Just picked up one of these for £200 la
Laptop and tablet.
>>52074243
*stares in awe*
*walks into /brit/
*gets dubs*
>>52074233
>>52074243
Heh...don't think that fitting in here is gonna be that easy, kid.
>>52074250
are you a grill
>>52073920
here
>>52074002
good lad
>>52074183
stop dodging salad you fat cunt
>>52074237
no.
>>52074292
salad tastes like shit.
>>52074285
Yes but she is a skank.
>>52074285
oui (french for init)
>>52074243
*stands on tippy toes*
*kisses your chin*
gas the normies
>>52074257
I bet you got it so you could "tribute" whores on pornsites
Fucking hate those vids and how they clog up porn sites
>>52074250
dunno just woke up desu
back at home for christmas now instead of at my uni house
not planning on doing a lot
need to get out of bed because all my chargers are downstairs and my phone is dead and my laptop is at 1%
rip me
you bunch of fat cunts fuck you
>>52074234
and I couldn't give less of a fuck if the pakis leave 5 pounds under the pillow when they're done having their way with you
>>52074183
It's not a sport, you wait until someone falls down and you bash their fookin 'ead in
I love you to the stars...............and back.
>>52074257
>Lenovo
Enjoy your UEFI rootkit
>>52074312
you should rinse the poo off first
>>52074325
>Devon
>>52074270
*looks down upon you*
hello
>>52074282
hmmmm
>>52074312
*holds chin high and looks at you*
>>52074313
>>52074316
i'm totally unaware of her/your existence
can you give me a biography pls
like are you new or what
not full
>>52074183
birmingham.
alright i'm going home now lads, when i get home i will post smart anime. see you lads soon.
>>52074367
>like are you new or what
i think that's you
>>52074312
and you look like shit so you have something in common then
looks like a top lad
>>52074350
>>52074331
It's a present
>>52074380
i await your return
fucking hell, when did all these normies and roasties infiltrate /brit/?
FATCAM would be rolling in his grave if he was dead
>>52074183
Why are you wearing trousers and dress shoes
>>52074380
Don't go bb
>>52074380
Bye lad
>>52074363
>Rorkeshire
>>52074339
>hello there, i'm from slovenia
>no NOT slovakia, you shitlord! wej ust have basically the same flag!
