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nige
>346 posts
>page 4
he'll blow a fucking gasket
>>52072775
Fair enough, hughie. I really enjoyed this chat we had. Maybe we can still be friends?
>>52072822
i'm up for that lad
i'll be around.
>>52072818
good post
Death to all Lancastrians!
>>52072767
apple products are cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA
Jun and also Azusa and Ritsu and Ui and Mio and maybe Yui but not Mugi.
>>52072756
Why would she lie about being Romanian?
Tips on having a proper brew? I got pic related yesterday. I don't know if they fuck with it for Americans, but it was the most authentic I could find.
haven't had a text in 9 months
soothern fairehs
>>52072895
This tbqh.
>>52072906
is this a joke? thats shit-tier tea for poor scummers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZ4pnNtyxQ legitimately catchy song
>>52072905
Racism still exists
>she puts "hun" & "xoxo" at the end of every text
>>52072809
>You've got about 5% chance of qt coworker gf
Well it's been real lads, gonna find some rope haha
Why can southerners not talk properly?
*chiki cha*
>>52072908
giz your number, I'll text you
>>52072880
six string fretless bass
Les Claypool go
dag will hunt
>>52072906
>Tips on having a proper brew?
>Boil water
>Pour water on tea bag
>Let tea seep for a moment
>Add lemon, sugar and/or milk to taste
Brits don't know the first thing about tea to be honest..
>>52072905
Because they have a bad name as being liars and thieves (they mostly are) and I wouldn't have gone near her if I had known.
>>52072908
Everyone in /brit/ should just exchange numbers to keep each other company, think of all the banterous conversations
>>52072906
Steps to making a brew.
Put teabag in cup.
Pour boiling water directly onto teabag.
Fill up 4/5s of the way.
Add milk.
Use a spoon to push the teabag against the side of the cup to get more out.
Take out teabag and enjoy brew.
>Parents take me to a restaurant for my birthday
>I don't really like it, I don't like eating with others
>But I accept it and try to deal with the issues
>Get close to the end of the meal
>It is almost over, thank goodness
>Managed to get through without really making a mess of anything
>Suddenly hear singing behind me
>Parents stand up
>My heart is in my mouth
>Turn around
>Fucking big collection of waiters and waitresses carrying a fucking birthday cake in my direction
>Can see EVERYONE in the entire restaurant looking at me
>Start to break out in a cold sweat
>They put the cake down on the table
>''Anon, blow out the candles!''
>all the people cheering me on, even some people who are just eating around us
>Feel really short of breath due to anxiety
>want to blow the candles to seem grateful
>don't have enough breath do it myself
>pick up a handful of lasagne that my mother didn't eat from her plate
>try to use the lasagne sheet as a wave to generate air and knock the candles out
>accidentally drop it because of my sweaty palms
>lasagne falls out onto the cake
>starts slowly dripping down the side of the cake on which the icing has started to melt
>silence everywhere
>dad yells "FUCKING HELL ANON"
>grabs me and pulls me outside while mum pays
>I cry all the way home
>parents haven't forgiven me still
>>52072986
fak owf
what should I buy for my lunch lads? going home on the bus and need something to eat
>>52072917
Northern bastard
>>52072966
>>she puts "hun" & "xoxo" at the end of every text
>Literally every text, including the ones to her mum, brother and her BFF anon
>>52073046
FAK AWF AM A SAFFERN PONCE INNIT
>>52073049
Egg and cress sandwich
>>52073064
post cara
>>52072877
this
>>52072908
I have not had a text or phone call in 3 years.
>>52073049
Subbers
>>52073049
a wrap from tesco
hankering for a wanking lads
>>52073112
post your number and i'll text you
>>52073133
rasheed
>get texts
>don't have gf
Halfway there.
>>52073079
most of my family unironically speaks like this.
It's funny because I used to too, but living in the north has destroyed my accent, to the point where they struggle to understand me anymore lmao
>>52072836
very gud
fucking depressed
who up?
>>52073112
Get Whatsapp or Snapchat, that's what all the hip kids do these days. I only get texts from my father, my provider and when I order food as a confirmation.
>>52073160
havin a gf is too much hard work
you just want a girl willing to have sex with you without the emotional and financial attachment
basically, you need to find a slut
>>52073175
At last you can speak like a human and not a southern pansy.
Why are qts evil lads?
>>52073201
>I only get texts from my father, my provider and when I order food as a confirmation.
same
can you just message random people on whatsapp and snapchat?
>>52073210
but i only want the emotional part 2bh
sex is icky
Don't even really want sex desu
Just want a qt to love
me on left
spaff
spunk
spooge
sperm
>>52073211
most people I meet still think I speak "posh"
But I notice the difference
>>52073219
theyre female, it's in their nature to be evil cunts
>>52073219
because they're scared
scared of ever having someone be in love with them because they truly don't believe they deserve to be loved
>>52073160
Do whatsapp messages count as texts?
>>52073219
Love is a romantic attraction which is designed to expand capitalism.
>>52073211
>northerners
>human
>>52073265
gook
might open a dating coaching service for lonely autists
>>52073241
>but i only want the emotional part 2bh
think you might be gay m8
>>52073247
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
charli
>normie kpoop posters
Le sigh
>>52073288
Followed by a suicide hotline la
>>52073219
you would be ruthless too if you could manipulate the world using nothing more than a couple of wet holes
I have a mate who is literally the biggest autismo I know, he's an alright mate though.
The kind of guy who has 800 hours on Train Simulator on Steam
His girlfriend is fucking peng.
If he can get a gf, so can I
>>52073288
what qualifications do you have?
i probably have a better experience than you, just saying.
>>52073286
>Southerners
>Having the ability to evaluate who is and is not human
Pick one
>>52073265
do daily quizzes from line count as texts?
>southerners
>white
have received a text within the last hour lads
it was:
>10/10 cheese holla
my holes are dry desu
>>52073288
Market is already flooded. Just use this guy's idea: >>52073323
>>52073332
>peng.
>>>/london/
>open door
>see this
reaction lads?
https://twitter.com/MarkSingleton8/status/676033949156667392
Gooks are literally the worst. not even human, please don't post any more gooks. slopes are fine though.
>>52073323
nah, i'll leave that to one of you
>>52073337
well, i'm a fat girl with a inflated sense of self worth.
>>52073351
my last text was "can you come in earlier tomorrow?" and I replied "no"
>>52072836
Dutchcaralad is an institution. Like trout in a river.. Not there there's something wrong.
We had Maisielad leave too.The Italian pasty baby lad.
We're nothing without our mascotts
>>52073347
>kpoops
>human
>>52073337
She's a landwhale that has guys ask her out
>>52073380
fucking love London uninronically
I'm gonna move back down there one day
>>52073385
Find a flaw, ANY flaw
>>52073385
get willy out
>>52073385
get on the floor
walk the dinosaur
>>52073404
ahahahah, I terrorised maisieautist into leaving and I'm proud of it
>>52073404
>who wants a hard bumming
hehe that was my post
>>52073424
she has a gun pointing at you
she looks about 10
Are the people from the yellow areas even human?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MNykpco_xg
>scouse """""""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52073457
she's cute
>>52073476
delete this
>>52073463
anyone outside the red isn't human
Literal 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8
>>52073398
>well, i'm a fat girl with a inflated sense of self worth.
how many bfs?
how many orbiters?
how many crushes have you had, how did you act on them, how many lads had crushes on you, and how did they act on them?
i'm in my mid twenties now, roughly had a steady girlfriend (well, a few of them) every year since i turned 15.
these autists don't need your cynical vaginalised view of dating, they need optimistic tips from someone who knows the good side of it.
the only person that texts me is my best friend but we aren't friends anymore
>"protestants" "anglicans" "presbyterians"
https://youtu.be/5bWHSpmXEJs
>>52073463
green is the white british containment zone
>>52073463
No, we're superhuman
>mfw London singlehandedly keeps England afloat financially
Without London you'd be over in Poland cleaning their toilets
Eating my own shit #justnorthernthings
>yanks
>real
Fakest people on the planet.
ostracize those who revel in japanese-girl-fantasy land
remove ALL anime sissys
disregard ALL yanks, and YANK affiliates
PURGE the community of hellraising trips
starve ALL Irish
what kind of /brit/ would you like your children to post in?
vote me, for Mayor of /brit/
>>52073493
WHERE ARE YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
>scouse """""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""
if you're not from cheshire you're basically a peasant, chav or brown
>>52073392
Lol!
only texts I get are o2 asking me why I haven't paid my phone bill
>>52073507
We don't need your "jus b itself" nonsense
what she told sershlad was good
>>52073420
Do it asap, Londoners are filth and should stay in their containment city.
>>52073499
Don't be like that lad, I edited it so I would not insult the great South-West.
>>52073525
Without London we would have no Paki problem. You attract them like light attracts insects.
>>52073463
red best desu
>>52073533
now this is a manifesto I can get behind
>>52073533
i'll agree with most but give the irish some potatos in rations to just about keep them alive
I told some Chinese qt in the club she was absolutely adorable and she looked really happy, was pretty miserable before.
I didn't want anything else so I smiled and walked off and I didn't see her for the rest of the night. Feels good lads, even if she thinks I'm a weirdo
>>52073232
You can on Snapchat.. Theorhetically on Whatsapp too, but Whatsapp works with your phone number as 'user name', so to speak.. So that's more intended for people you know. Whatsapp does display everyone in your phone's contacts that also have Whatsapp.. So you can install it, check the contacts, and then message people you know, or once knew..
>'H-hi, this is anon.. How does this work? I'm not good with t-technology'
>'H-haha, I'm a silly normie that doesn't get basic things, TEST'
>'how a-are you by the way?'
It would have been easier if you stayed in touch, anon.
>>52073542
need to gf her
>>52073580
>Without London we would have no Paki problem. You attract them like light attracts insects.
bradford, birmingham, manchester, leeds, leicester and more
Now clean my toilet, poortherner scum
kent"""""""""""qt"""""""""""""? nah not a fan
>>52072767
Why is it always white children that get shot up in schools but never families like these in Starbucks?
Really need a wee lads.
>>52073599
>I told some Chinese qt in the club
>things that never happened
>>52073448
I miss that dusty jacketed Riley cunt. We had beast times. His autism was, delightful
It will never be the same again.
I think we should have more anime actually, it improves /brit/.
>>52073646
>bradford, birmingham, manchester, leeds, leicester and more
That is called spillover, you attract them to begin with.
Now go back to your dildo southern fairy.
>>52073112
I just take my phone when I go out to speak to my mum or emergencies.
>growing up i was always the normie and my little brother was a turbo autist
>for some reason add him on snapchat
>he's now living a giga-normie uni lifestyle taking selfies with various fit birds
>i'm browsing /brit/
fucks sake
>>52073669
me too
>>52073667
I heard he's got a job and a girlfriend now, but that might just be bullshit. Riley lied about everything
One of the most dedicated autists I've ever seen on 4chan (second to the AMWF spammer)
>>52073585
should we find commonality in the degradation of the "yanks and yellow's", I as mayor would reach my arm out to Ireland and strive forward, gun-ho, into anime land
>>52073669
pah!
>>52073746
i love cock!
>>52073669
This desu.
>>52073507
well, i'm 22 and i'm on my 3rd. 2 lasted 6-9 months, the 3rd lasted 3 years, and we split up because it just felt like we were treading water.
i've had a few orbiters, but i'm not sure what they count for.
i've crushed on a couple of guys, but i have the sense to understand that they wouldn't be interested in me. no idea how many lads have crushed on me desu, but i've been on a few dates that haven't lead anywhere.
also, fuck off.
>>52073669
this image brought to you via 9GAG.COM
>that one retard who thinks romanians are a race
>>52073448
No you didn't.Maisiebro left because he's busy with uni, I have him on steam and chat to him every now and then.
to finish off my PC build I need to buy about £650 worth of kit
I've already spent about £500
Fucks sake, this is a joke
Alri lads
>>52073828
fuck off you fat whale
>a girl browsing /brit/
don't even want to imagine how repulsive you are
>>52073878
have you not seen her
>>52073865
don't think it's worth it
it's not like there's any good games out :^)
Morning dorks. About to have some eggs and go for my morning run. Gotta start the day off feeling energized.
what have you done today to honour your irish overlord?
Lads people keep telling me I need to lose my virginity and get a gf but I genuinely don't care about doing either of those things, I don't mind getting a shag but I can't imagine myself in a relationship at all. Anyone feel the same?
>>52073828
>orbiters
>being so fat you have a gravitational pull
>>52073865
This what happens when you don't adequately plan
>>52073865
what did you buy and what do you need to buy?
post your shitposting machine
>>52073865
Why didn't you just buy £500 worth of kit?
>>52073828
2bh i'm actually a nofriends virgin, but hurrah and hooray you've exposed yourself as the repugnant slug you are
>>52073892
nope? must have missed that
>>52073901
Do you faggots unironically watch UFC?
shall we shag now, or shag later?
>>52073904
I stopped caring desu.
>>52073892
No post image
>>52073897
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
doing a wank
>>52073920
>plebuntu
>>52073858
That's what he tells you to avoid embarrassment. He was at uni for a solid year when he was super active here.
I destroyed maisieautist (mautist)
>>52073308
slag with a thousand dick stare
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: (Exodus 20:4)
Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female, The likeness of any beast that is on the earth, the likeness of any winged fowl that flieth in the air, The likeness of any thing that creepeth on the ground, the likeness of any fish that is in the waters beneath the earth: (Deuteronomy 4:16-18)
>>52073878
how have you not seen me
>>52073909
guys at college called me uranus, because my bum is so big, something something orbiters fuck you
>>52073932
what's wrong with UFC you muggy cunt
>>52073949
>>52073928
dont have em desu
theres some jebend who posts them once in a while
>>52073912
So far I've bought an SSD, a GTX 970, a NZXT H440, a couple of 2TB WD Re4.
Need to buy:
4690k
New mobo
2 new monitors
monitor stand
G502
mousepad
>>52073920
:^)
>I use an OS other than Windows
Unironically done a clean desu then accidentally made a big mark on the wall by hitting it with the hoover.
Mental day I'm having.
>>52073955
Feel like having them fried with some ham on a bagel 2day, you?
>>52073987
post anime or fuck off please.
>ONBOARD GRAFIX
How should racism be dealt with?
>>52073987
Do you exercise? How did you get fat?
>>52073896
this
I mean this PC will last 3-4 years once one, but I dunno if I can be fucked
>>52074023
kill all non-whites
muslims?
nah cant say im a fan of them.
>>52074011
I like mine with a kiss
>>52074042
the same way all fat people get fat, by eating
silly
>>52074012
anime is shit though. except for pokemon, that's alright.
>>52074042
i walk about a bit. i got fat because i ate a lot of food and didn't do a lot of exercise.
>>52074055
Rorke.
>>52073987
The fights last a minute or two, you're probably a dense cunt and find it enjoyable.
planxty lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0vRnwUfGQ
>>52074061
no she just has big bones of course
>>52074069
Are you making an effort to get thin?
>>52074077
>you're probably a dense cunt and find it enjoyable
>slovenia
>>52073987
>how have you not seen me
You're not that famous
>>52074002
noice
I'd get a Macbook but I don't really need one
Currently got an Elitebook 8540p
>>52073995
should probably have prioritised a bit more, like upgrading a piece at a time
what are you planning to play exactly?
literally nothing worth playing on pc
>>52074023
>Princess Michael
>>52074058
I only kiss mother for it when she's gone above and beyond...don't get me wrong, it's always of good quality but she's been a slacking off lately.
>>52074116
shitlord
>>52074112
Did you get one with dreamcolour 2 screen?
>>52074115
well it's more so that if something does actually come out that I want to play, I can do
need to get out of bed tbqh
>>52074158
morning
lebkuchen is so nice, they should sell it all year round
>>52074023
>tfw harry will never be king and remove pakis
sucks
>>52074077
what's wrong with that? it's fun, you twat.
>>52074104
i'm not sure. sure, it'd be nice, but i'm not exactly unhealthy.
>>52074108
>UK
>I FOKIN LUV THE UFC IS JUST LIKE ME DAD USED TO SMACK ME PROPPA INNIT
>>52074144
nah, just the standard screen
it's fine though, good enough for what I use it for
>>52074174
OK UM WHO ARE YOU??
>>52073920
I'm under $100 into this laptop
Got it needing a new hard drive after my desktop died. No problems so far, does what I need it to.
>>52074174
hello yes how r u today
>calories in, calories out.
its that simple.
filtered that cunt
>>52074183
literally wearing kev trousers
>>52074198
the uk is better than slovenia in every conceivable way
>>52074183
Did the interviewer bust some oompa loompa jokes?
*walks into /brit/*
*holds chin high*
>>52074202
its me haha
alri
>>52074205
cannot complain tá Žbh
did a nice late wake up at 11 and doing fuckall until our late roast in a few hours
whats on the agenda 2day
>I'm against Pakistani rape gangs which is why I vote UKIP
Just picked up one of these for £200 la
Laptop and tablet.
>>52074243
*stares in awe*
*walks into /brit/
*gets dubs*
>>52074243
Heh...don't think that fitting in here is gonna be that easy, kid.
>>52074250
are you a grill
>>52073920
here
>>52074002
good lad
>>52074183
stop dodging salad you fat cunt
>>52074237
no.
>>52074292
salad tastes like shit.
>>52074285
Yes but she is a skank.
>>52074285
oui (french for init)
>>52074243
*stands on tippy toes*
*kisses your chin*
gas the normies
>>52074257
I bet you got it so you could "tribute" whores on pornsites
Fucking hate those vids and how they clog up porn sites
>>52074250
dunno just woke up desu
back at home for christmas now instead of at my uni house
not planning on doing a lot
need to get out of bed because all my chargers are downstairs and my phone is dead and my laptop is at 1%
rip me
you bunch of fat cunts fuck you
>>52074234
and I couldn't give less of a fuck if the pakis leave 5 pounds under the pillow when they're done having their way with you
>>52074183
It's not a sport, you wait until someone falls down and you bash their fookin 'ead in
I love you to the stars...............and back.
>>52074257
>Lenovo
Enjoy your UEFI rootkit
>>52074312
you should rinse the poo off first
>>52074325
>Devon
>>52074270
*looks down upon you*
hello
>>52074282
hmmmm
>>52074312
*holds chin high and looks at you*
>>52074313
>>52074316
i'm totally unaware of her/your existence
can you give me a biography pls
like are you new or what
not full
>>52074183
birmingham.
alright i'm going home now lads, when i get home i will post smart anime. see you lads soon.
>>52074367
>like are you new or what
i think that's you
>>52074312
and you look like shit so you have something in common then
looks like a top lad
>>52074350
>>52074331
It's a present
>>52074380
i await your return
fucking hell, when did all these normies and roasties infiltrate /brit/?
FATCAM would be rolling in his grave if he was dead
>>52074183
Why are you wearing trousers and dress shoes
>>52074380
Don't go bb
>>52074380
Bye lad
>>52074363
>Rorkeshire
>>52074339
>hello there, i'm from slovenia
>no NOT slovakia, you shitlord! wej ust have basically the same flag!
when will these non regional flag users learn haha
>>52074396
there was no bucksqt a couple of weeks back mate
this is a recent development.
>>52074404
Why don't you tribute this fat whore? >>52074183
Watching a bit of cheeky anime.
>>52074443
ur silly
Just made scrambled eggs in the microwave again lads
What am I like aha
goings to buy a poster lads
but what of??? hmmm that IS the question haha
was thinking of Paul Newman aha
Just found this amazing place. What can I expect from you all? What is the essential /brit/ experience?
>>52074432
they ain't got a clue what's going on aha
bless em
>>52074460
Is it safe to do that with eggs?
people need to leave kentqt alone
*unsheathes katana*
or else...
>>52074460
absolute madman
>>52074432
>Admitting to living by the Ganges of the north, the Mersey
>>52074471
shocking pornography
goodbye my lover
goodbye my friend
you have been the one
you have been the one for me
>>52074471
http://www.amazon.com/John-Wayne-Rifle-Side-Cardboard/dp/B001F36TRY
Only good option tbqh
i'm off out to nandos with the girls now
i'll be back to provide advice later xoxo
>>52074485
leave THIS alone
*unzips dick*
>>52074485
Lad...
>>52074481
Why wouldn't it
>>52074367
i am a neet lesbian from the ""county"" of buckinghamshire
i have been here since summer 2014
taking a break from my hectic normie life to make lisicki edits, post sailor moon pictures and get absolutely trolleyed by myself on weekends
my hobbies include running, gardening, writing and getting absolutely trolleyed (preferably with others)
>>52074528
run run run
>>52074534
bye
>>52074503
Merseyside is best side
>>52074532
Gacy
>>52074528
when does a desktop run out of juice? when the power stations explode?
i used to use extra flags but i've had them turned off for two months cause i wanted to shitpost anonymously and nobody else has my flag :I
got a mate that still plays diablo 3
got another mate who exclusively plays destiny and thinks it's the best game ever
another one buys every fifa and football manager game
gf just emailed me this
>>52074535
*slices it off*
heh, how careless of me
>>52074578
i never used regional flags because i'm not a fucking pathetic autist
>>52074534
I hope you choke and die, roastie whoer
>>52074586
I didn't give you permission to use my photo.
>>52074542
I was just under the impression that you had to be a bit careful with eggs due to risk of illness.
Not sure to what extent that applies though
>>52074558
Get one of him too
>>52074546
hey lady
have you posted legs yet
>>52074532
"alri john haha" every morning but w my paul newman poster i can pray to it every day
>is a fat cunt
>off to nandos
fitting
>>52074597
Want to see her bum ring NGL
>i am a neet lesbian from the ""county"" of buckinghamshire
>i have been here since summer 2014
>taking a break from my hectic normie life to make lisicki edits, post sailor moon pictures and get absolutely trolleyed by myself on weekends
>my hobbies include running, gardening, writing and getting absolutely trolleyed (preferably with others)
>>52074597
I want to feel her smooth legs wrapped around me
>>52073201
Knowing there's someone else out there like me makes me feel muhc better.
Why are all Corsa owners kiddie-fiddlers?
>>52074578
used it for about a day then removed it 2bh
>>52074578
>living in Northamptonshire
>>52074614
filtered
>>52074663
This is a great post.
>>52074617
how mysterious
>>52074654
same, i'd love to do all kinds of dirty things to her
do you have any fappable pics? maybe her feet or bum?
>>52074627
Salmonella isn't very common here, but it's irrelevant the microwave nukes them
>>52074628
>not praying to John Wayne
blasphemous senpai
>>52074686
guess again
i turn my flag on when i want to gimmick
all other times, i could be ANYONE hahahahaha
>>52074663
Someone else lives in Buckinghamshire? Who?
>>52074675
because none of them can afford to pay for a car up front
Is it weird if I collect the posts of Tripfags?
>>52074427
those words are heavier than your mother, I'm pretty sure you broke 5 UK laws and 2 sharia laws
>>52074697
I wish tbqfh
/brit/ is so shit now. It's just a recycle of shitposts, copy pastas, people baiting as hard as they can for (you)s, ireland vs UK wars, UK vs US wars, avatarfags are accepted and so are personalityfags.
Talk about serious discussion here and you get hit with le epic hat maymay
Talk about British culture here and you get hit with epic maymays and self loathing brits
Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
>tfw no gf
>tfw failure at life
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job
Sick of this place. I wish /int/ wasn't filled with generals again so it could become a good board again but nope. Guess I'm stuck here since I've been here since the start I don't want to leave because I watched this community grow. but I seriously believe we have more redditors per capita than 4channers these days.
>>52074628
na lol
deathly pale nowadays anyway need to run around in shorts a bit more before i start posting my bits
>>52074727
me
>>52074737
It would be weird not to.
>>52074762
Where abouts?
>>52074745
going to hunt for some now, might make a video compilation and wank to it x
>>52074664
mate
>>52074697
>>52074717
fuck off glamorgan
>>52074737
I just filter them 2bh
My /brit/ experience is greatly improved
>>52074779
secret
>>52074761
Feel free to make serious posts and I will give serious replies.
Just found out my work crush has had 4 boyfriends in the space of 4 months and is cheating on a 4th with another because she had a massive argument with her best mate who called her out.
Honestly thought this "qt's are evil bitches" thing was just a joke/autistic banter but it's actually right. Fuck finding a gf until I can find someone who's actually chill and isn't sociopath.
>>52074789
devilishly close
but nope!
who could this mysterious anon be??
they dont want us to eat breakfast
>>52074761
I like this pasta, but I would prefer it if "copy pastas" was moved to the top of the list.
>>52074617
is this man from the future
lads i started speaking to a really qt girl in a queue for greggs the other day and we actually had a bit of a conversation, she smiled at me and looked actually happy to talk to me
should have asked if she wanted to go for a drink sometime or something what did i have to lose? ;_;
>why yes I do have a Ljubljana regional flag
>I need it so that other people can distinguish my posts from the other Slovenian posters
>>52074761
What do you want to talk about, m8?
>>52074817
North or South?
>>52074788
Post it ahah
bought a trump poster
>>52074819
ahahaha lad it's a pasta
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>52074827
Is it my pal, Gwynedd?
>>52074827
>living in gwynedd
moment of silence for you
>>52074867
Thanks for that (You).
Don't know if I should get that new Need For Speed game or not.
>>52074820
and the worst thing is you never think so when youre actually with them act like your best fucking mate in person then snake you fucking BITCHES lad
>>52074820
None of them are actually chill 2bh senpai
They just pretend to be for a bit if they're interested in you. Give it 1 month into a relationship and you'll start to see their bad side.
>>52074877
>>52074881
:O
'ello pals
>>52074897
you shouldn't
>>52074897
NFS Shift 1 was the last one that I found to be fun..
im super glad we have another tripcunt on the loose
>>52074868
Go fucking kill yourself asshole. You're such a baby bringing this up? What are you? a fucking baby? Did mommy just give birth to you two hours ago? Did you slip through her vagina like curtains in the wind when it's rainy outside and the window's open? You've got to fucking man up my man. This ain't Reddit anymore, we don't do things like upboats or have emotions. We're real men, we don't cry over stupid songs or feel emotions over songs. We're 4chan for a reason, you've got to be strong and stop being such a bitch. You've got to take the world on and stop worrying about it all, the world is shit I know but you've gotta tough it out and make the best of yourself and stop letting things get you down. Come on, you've got to be strong and tough. There are a lot of things and people that are going to try and bring you down, just get through it. You're gonna go through shit and face depression and think you're going to fucking die but you're gonna be alright because you know you're better than that and you know you're gonna be okay, you just know you're gonna be okay. I can feel it that you know for fuck's sake man. So stop begging mommy for the milk from her sweet teats for you to suckle on, you're not five anymore. Drink a beer, get friends, get a girlfriend. Find something, get something to do. Don't ever fucking give up and don't let the weights burden your shoulders and break your bones. Grow bigger bones, grow bigger balls, just get out there and fucking do something. Don't be content with staying at home, play some guitar and try to be famous. Listen to lots of music. Okay? Just fucking try, don't give up. This is getting sappy right now kid but bro you know what I'm talking about you feel? You're gonna be alright. I've been there myself it's kind of terrible and people make fun of you but you're better you're willing to go far and do it. You've got the personality. Okay bye.
you cunts are useless
im sitting here right
not a CLUE what poster to get
and you utter spastics are posting FEDORAS
help me FFS aha argh :^/
>>52074820
Girls like that are rare, and it has more to do with their mindset rather than their looks... There are plenty of fuggos that do the same thing (still a minority) but aren't as successful because they're not as pretty as the qts.
>>52074988
tennis bum girl
>>52074848
middle
round aylesbury
>>52074958
>ass
Fuck off yank
>>52074943
omg, what a cute kitty
I wouldn't be able to show such restraint. I'd cuddle it and kiss it
>>52074903
This so fucking much. Can't tell you how many women have acted like they're really excited to see me/we're best mates only for them to literally walk away or become instnatly bored as soon as one of their female friends shows up.
How do any of you lads actually keep a girlfriend?
>tfw no bucks gf
Why live
>>52075028
>I wouldn't be able to show such restraint. I'd cuddle it and kiss it
Would you do the same with my willy?
>>52075030
Get better friends.
wish everyone would stop responding to the tripfags
you're only giving them more reason to trip
>>52075016
>tfw near me
>>52075067
lets go running x
>>52075028
i know right its a great webm
theres currently an excellent thread with even more kitty kots here >>52065341
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got /brit/?
>>52075081
Running is shit, cycling is loads better desu.
>>52075043
Depends. Is it a feminine willy?
might grab some lunch brbbbbbb
>>52074959
why is franku so based
>>52075030
I keep them for brief amounts of time (few months tops) until I get bored or sick of their shit.
Then I'm out. Sticking with casual hookups atm, much less drama.
>>52075119
Not it's big, thick and veiny. Got a bulbous head too.
>>52075081
are you one of those really grim girls that can't actually play sport so just runs all the time and then youre just super skinny and gross ew
>>52075119
>penis
>femanine
anon we need to have some words with each other
>>52075105
fuck off cunt, i had a great run at the oval today.
i hope some guy that's having a really bad day and is stuck behind you goes full REEEEE and mows you down like the grass blade you are.
lads have you ever felt ill for days then just woke up feeling 100%? literally felt like shit all week and i just woke up feeling fine. i got absolutely wankered last night too
>>52075130
Why not take it one step further and go full gay? Then you don't have to talk to any women!
>>52075105
bikes are long
>>52075156
i am petite and athletic
just like to maintain a good level of stamina tá Žbh
>>52075177
Calm down m8, but rude.
people are nothing but a game to me
>>52075105
>t. A poof
>>52075213
do you have nice feet
>>52075221
Uno?
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
if you're born gay and you have no control over it, how is gay pride any different than white pride?
>>52075212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9u9--auHGg
>>52075153
Yuck, go away
>>52075170
>he's never seen a feminine penis
Go on xvideos and search for "Sarina Valentina"
Look at her feminine penis flop around uselessly
>>52075268
t. someone who does not realise what the current year is
>>52075213
Want to have a picnic at Waddesdon Manor and discuss memes and chebs?
>>52075268
Gays don't have a history of racism and oppression
got work tomorrow lads
and if that wasn't enough, I'm on a training course all next week
I'm going to do a suicide
>>52075213
>bucksqt !!Sv5ZT5SIcTw
drink bleach, you infuriating piece of poo trapped in the grooves of my sole that I can't seem to get out.
>>52075308
>muslims started many caliphates
>Africa tried and failed at having quite a few empires
>muh white oppression
Fuck off
>>52075308
>implying
Homosexuality and Fascism go hand in hand 2bh
>>52075348
great post
>>52075346
me too but I am off thursday
>>52075346
I've got 4 hours of training in the morning la then xmas lunch :3
>>52075268
It's not. Gays are just shit at fighting so they've been getting beat up forever.
Everybody wants to feel good about themselves by showing support for the underdog regardless of whether or not they've done anything at all to deserve it.
>>52075239
they can get quite filthy cos i walk around barefoot outside a lot
toes are a bit long idk
if u cant handle my feet at their worst then u dont deserve them at their best iah
>>52075268
benders was bullied for ages
need reparations init
>>52075306
bit cold for a picnic
>>52075348
just doing it for this thread because i dont like the kent cow
>>52075357
Nah, you fuck off
>>52075398
gays were the underdog though
russians still beat them up just because
>>52075403
>they can get quite filthy cos i walk around barefoot outside a lot
>toes are a bit long idk
I'm erect
>>52075403
She's gone now, so stop attention whoring like the typical roastie whore you are
>>52075429
I agree, that's what I was talking about.
today is an aggressive day for /brit/
>>52075386
lucky
also
>working christmas eve
this is a feel I don't want to feel
>tripslags who reply to every post in the thread because their opinion is important and relevant
>tell everyone on /brit/ that you're a girl
>they all believe you
need a MILF to suck me off
>>52075471
this desu~
>>52075473
I don't know what days I'm working around christmas yet, I'll find out tomorrow though :c
working Saturday again
>>52075464
ah ok, my mistake
hi naughty boys
i'm a london girlll give me attentionnnnnnnn
>>52075500
ay lil mama lemme holla atchu
>>52075518
>irish
>dogs
checks out
>>52075518
>china
>all those dogs
:)
>>52075490
I don't bully
there are girls on the internet and in /brit/ get over yourself nerd
>>52075507
oh man, I feel bad for you
It's nice having a comfy office job
I have the 25th, 26th, 27th and 28th off, and then the 31st and the 1st off
felt like making this
>>52075563
>>52075563
>>52075563
>>52075530
heyyy xoxo
Hey boys, ask me anything :)
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