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High test edition
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first
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
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>>52032968
>fat ginger and speccy
discarded
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>>52032968
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tanks
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>>52033082
has she got a claw hand?
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>>52033066
ew
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>>52033082
proper shit tattoo that
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>>52033047
>tfw Johnny Cash is dead
It all went to shit after that tbqh
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This year has been shit family

>stuck in a course I hate with no job prospects, still shit at it
>Uncle dies, lose the only close relative in England
>Lose the family home subsequently
>finally thought I got a gf but she said she wasnt in love with me
>now neet, no money

When does it get better?
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>>52033121
it doesn't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI
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Going to do a shop. I will furnish you all with cornettos, freddos and a random item.

See you all in a little while xox
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>you know know she has a twitch stream-loving bf
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>>52033121
>finally got a gf but she said she wasn't in love with me

how quickly did you ask anon? hoping you waited for at least 2nd date
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who /doesntgettobringfriends/ here
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Not sure I want to be alive anymore lads.
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>>52033162
LOL
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>>52033163
We were going out for at least a month
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>>52033174
Dr pavel..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsLMdn7KYNM
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Watching The Phantom Menace desu
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>>52033121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSBs-hiapo4
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>>52033182
this t b h
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>>52033198
They are not my friends.
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>>52033062
>>fat ginger and speccy
>discarded
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>>52033230
>finnish
>suicidial
whats new
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business idea: stream my suicide on /brit/
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trying to keep myself awake by playing video games but instead find my face on the keyboard
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>>52033247
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
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>>52033284
>business idea: stream my suicide on /brit/
I'm ij
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>>52033284
i'll watch
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>>52033304
Nice to meet you
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you're an absolute fuck up if you're still playing video games beyond age 15
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>>52033284
was waiting at the train station to go home on friday and was contemplating a suicide lmao
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>>52033047
one of the most beautiful things.
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>>52033353
making posts on this site is more inane though
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>>52033230
>>52033182
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>>52033353
you're an absolute fuck up if you're still on 4chan beyond age 20
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But shaking it's all I know
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business idea: ring up drug dealers and tell the police where and when he's going to meet you, film it and put it online
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>you're an absolute fuck up if you're still playing video games beyond age 15
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Very sad thread

everyone is down

get up
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>scot inferiority complex
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>>52033403
rats lay in a ditch with no spine tbqh m8
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>>52033182
haha lad me too
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>>52033437
business idea: do a happy
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>>52033284

You're so pathetic that NO ONE would watch it.
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Business idea: charge money to suicidal NEETs to kill them
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>>52033437
>>52033465
gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vp-0b1LB3Q
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>shave neckbeard and become chubby, baby face
>leave neckbeard and remain tramp-mode
wat do?
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>>52033479
theyre suicidal because no money desu
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>>52033465
I'm in
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>>52033437
cannot
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All of y'all can suck my balls through my drawers
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>>52033509
lose weight so your face gets some definition, trim beard so it looks nice
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>>52033482
We go back to sad now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_cCIAoamTQ
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>>52033520
>ya'll
>drawers
fuck off yank
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>>52033517
can
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>van laal
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>>52033513
they can steal their mum's purse and give me whatever's in it, I won't charge much.
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>>52033470
*cries*
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>>52033443
>Lad Bible
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I hope that nob bet £100 on Man Utd to win
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>>52032968
>cat glasses

RED FLAG
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>anyone can succeed as long as they try
>everyone successful started at the bottom
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>>52033551
gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCqEOboRctY
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>>52033550
working on it, again

I've gone from 18 to 11 stone at least 3 times now. I just eat what I want until I realise that I've become fat so I lose it all as quickly as possible then eat what I want again.
I should just get this 'diet' thing under my belt for good.
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>>52033602
do they do it for free
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>Manchester United Football Club
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>if you want to be happy, just follow this 5 step program every day, everything on the list is shit you cant do because you dont have time or money
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>>52033625
unironically didn't do it but now will be placing something on double chance, draw/man utd in-play at some very nice odds
thank you based bournemouth
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who /Chris/ here
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doing a sad

https://youtu.be/z5oInhO9lns
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>trying to buy a laptop at curry's because their sales are genuinely good
>keep getting asked if I want extra shit

Guy just offered to upgrade the windows 8 to 10 for £40
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england v wales in euro 2016 lads
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>>52033655
>yo-yo dieting
fucking hell lad how hard is it not to be a fat cunt and refrain from stuffing your face full of shit for months on end?
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just thought of a good way to cover the smell in my room

I'll have a curry and eat it in here
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>>52033710
Yeah I hate my name. I hate when people call me Christopher, it feels so posh
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Reading illiad lads

Homer is overrated
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>>52033710
Me. Go by my middle name, tbqh.
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>>52033655
fucking hell lad

Try not to go on a specific diet 2bh

Just count calories and keep in mind a daily target (should be around 2200kcal at 11 stone). Know what is calorie dense.

>Avoid sugar like the plague
>Don't drink any calories ever (black tea/coffee & water only 2bh senpai) except booze
>Drink a lot of water
>Eat of a lot of fiberous veg
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treating myself lads

Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*
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>>52033769
>Peroni
>A treat

kek'd irl
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>>52033769
Wahey
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business idea:
/brit/ meet-up and we all go get euthanised in Switzerland together
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>>52033745
i'd rather be Christopher than fucking Christian, really don't know why mum gave me this cancerous yank name

my childhood was full of "haha, 'Christian'? are you a Christian? ;)"

in recent years fat girls just ask me "Like Christian Grey? ;)"

wish i was Christopher so much
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http://www.theladbible.com/articles/can-you-pass-the-uk-citizenship-test

neanderthals on the ladbible facebook actually got less than 15 lmao
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>>52033814
>>52033745
>>52033710
>>52033758
fuck off chris
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was drunk for 3 days ago, sobered today and jerked off 7 times

it's also nearly 4am now

i think i need professional help lads lol i used to be so much better before that large unemployment spell
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Poleaboos brother just brought around his white m8

He said "Assalam alykum", not sure if he was taking this piss, can't remember the last time that phrase was spoken in this home
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if she doesn't text me this weekend i may have to top myself lads
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>>52033852
what did you jerk off to?
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>>52033802
oi this bloody cost 2 lizzies!

jog on beer autist
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>>52033855
I miss poleaboo. I was the guy tha>>52033855
requested Mozart in the title once.

my thoughts are with you poleaboo, i think of you often
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>>52033886
give me a sec

in order:
embarrassing /d/ stuff 3 times
erotic asian mp3's i've spent like $1200 neet bucks on 2 times
/d/ again
and finally some shitty eroge i torrented

at least my fluency is amazing now i just wish i wasn't a loser and could exploit it somehow
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yo dudes my name's Braden

t. Yank
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmTS4TieO28
mo blues, mo staring angrily at the floor
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lads
http://strawpoll.me/6246343
http://strawpoll.me/6246343
http://strawpoll.me/6246343
lads
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*does a skip*
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worst /brit/ ever
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>>52033923
The whole of Britain will be thinking of Poleaboo and how they failed/wronged him on a day not too far from now
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Fuck you mum. Why did you write to the fucking paper about me?
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>>52034001
I could wreck you at skipping mate

Always wondered why it was never a sport.
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new sacha baron cohen film looks terrible
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>>52034020
wish it was a acceptable method of moving
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>>52034004
do slags even like yank lads at all?
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>>52033824
I guessed so many Tbh I don't know how I did this
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>>52033047
this world went to shit once you left...

we tried, but we couldn't hold it together

we failed you Mr. Cash
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>>52034004
L O N D O N
-----W
-----1
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>>52034004
fucking hell

their existence must be massively different to mine
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>>52034020
Failed a skipping and galloping test in kindergarten, causing my mother to be called in for a conference.

I was 5, didn't know there was a difference. They made a really big deal out of that.
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>>52034049
*skips to the jobcentre*
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>>52034021
Looks Shite yeah

Ever since he got married he's not as funn

According to leaked Sony emails ending is them crawling into an elephants vagina
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>>52034049
>implying I don't skip around town, through the office, around the house, through hospitals, court-rooms, funeral parlours, minefields etc.
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>>52034011
Reported this post to the GCHQ
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A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A friend with weed is better.
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>>52034050
no not really aha

yanks aren't cool enough they're always too weird
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>>52034050
they will if you're handsome
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>>52034083
You got off lightly lad, if you fail your year 3 skipping test in the UK you get put down.

Anyway, i'm off out now. Bye lads.
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>>52034014

>teenagers post here

disgusting
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>>52034108
>>52034094
*points and laughs at you*

>>52034115
MATE
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*sings a little song*
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Rate my crimbo lights
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>>52034117
I'm pretty funny desu. My humour is very ironic too, very unlike my fellow Yanks in that regard.
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thinking about all the different people I know now and their lives before I knew them.
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>>52034111
Seen people post that so often but nothing ever comes of it so calling bullshit
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>>52034170
Rather lewd.
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can't wait for the GF to get home so she can talk shite about her day while i undress her uncaringly and bang the arse off her
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>>52034170
nsfw

janny, get him
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>52034170
Needs more veins.
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banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFj4nhy-p4
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I'm considering reading some porn
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>>52034202
normie

janny, get him
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Being transgender is an identity, not a "choice". If you say that being trans is being a "special snowflake", then it's the same to say people who identify as some religion is being a "special snowflake"? ...
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>ask for stonebake
>get thin and crispy
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>>52034297
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>>52034297
ha ha yes
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>>52034297
>tfw I tell people I believe gender is 100% binary
Always good for a laugh, although that is genuinely what I think about gender.
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>>52034344
>tfw no mentalist wessyboo gf
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>>52034297
0/10
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>>52034344
>your therapist
wut
>your tutor
wut
>a confessor
wut
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Need to put on weight so that I can start running.
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>>52034297
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>>52034344
I'm interested in trannies because psychology.

Every one of them got intensely hostile once they realised that I wasn't one of them and that I was 'invading their space'.

They are collectively the most self-defeating attention grabbers I have ever known.
They fit in perfectly with this oppression olympics going on.
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>>52034344
>So damn relevant
To fucking what? None of those things anything to do with being transgender, what the fuck is wrong with these people.
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>>52034449

fuck off kelly you fat slag
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>i think australians have bad internet
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Boys is the "street signs" captcha cancer? it literally never works first time
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>>52034492
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>>52034496
>you've reached 90% of your data cap for the month
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>>52033920
>2 Lizzies
>2
>lizzies

just say 2 pounds or 2 quid you fucking inbred tard
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>>52034561
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who else here is /villageorsmalltown/ lad
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>>52034506
They do it on purpose so that people might be tempted into buying a 4chan pass

>paying to shitpost
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>>52034496
>data caps
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>>52034563

fuck off stupid yank
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Alri lads, just bought an ex display model laptop from Curry's.

Pakis selling it seemed to have no clue so I wonder what I'll find on it. They probably haven't even wiped the memory.

One of them offered to upgrade it to Windows 10 dispute Windows 10 being free. Another tried to sell me Anti Virus when MSE already comes preloaded on all Windows machines since Vista.
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>>52034581
large town lad here

best of both worlds desssu
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>>52034581
i am in the holidays

it's fucking terrible

not even any nice countryside to walk around in
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>>52034561
>>52034601

jokes on you, i have a 5 gigabyte data limit. I'll never go over.
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top of the morning and good day to you lads!
How do I get the bloody potato-eating shitpot Irish out of my country?

Cheerio and good day!
t. American
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>>52034630
>5 gigabyte data limit
CTMSU
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>>52034563
fuck off Brayden
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>>52034621
probably trying to rip people who have no clue off

dirty pakis
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>>52034623
Same here, I have to go back for Christmas in a few days and will be there around 2 weeks, going to fucking die of boredom
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>>52034681
>CTMSU
what
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just realised that i wasted my youth
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got a muffin top lads
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>>52034621
ive seen this post before
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>>52034708
Spelt it wrong
CMTSU
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https://twitter.com/Hebe_96

Intersectional feminist, modernist ecologist, dancer and possibly the most eclectic person you'll ever meet. Instagram: hebe_x #BlackLivesMatter
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>>52034711
still got time to start it now desu
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>us canadians are exquisite beasts. Intelligent, funny, attractive, classy. Nothing more you could ask for really.
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Too early to eat?
or is now the perfect time?

>>52034716
what happened to the bottom lad
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>>52034699
this
i'm actually a normie at uni but at home have basically no friends, dreading it
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>>52034621
>They literally haven't reformatted it
>It's still got the Curry's default account and password.

Good thing I know what that is.

If I gave my dad it in this state he'd have no clue.
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>>52034746
>8kb
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lads on top of my Peroni i'm getting a DESIGNATED lamb bhuna in
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>>52034743
but i'm in my 20s
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>>52034699
summer is the worst

4 months of manual labour (cause i can't get a placement) and no friends
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>>52034780
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>>52034780
peroni a shit
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>I will never see jack white live with white stripes/dead weather/raconteurs

JUST
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>>52034756
nice, I have no friends at either but at least in central London I can walk for hours and never be bored, there are always qt asians to look at too

At home I have nothing but 4chan and revision
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Jesus fucking Christ windows 8 is bad
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>lasd;jklahakudjahskljj;asaDADFSAGFRDZFADSsdavzdfaevfbghxfh
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>>52034827
jog on beer autist
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odds i have a dolmio pasta pot

evens i make PROPA JOB pasta with real sauce
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normieism - is it a bannable offense?
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>>52034865
looks like it's-a your dolmio day
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>>52034855
you have the classic shell installed right?
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>>52034865
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looks like i owe u all a dig fellas
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>>52034865
dubs and you eat nothing but my cum for the next 2 days
>>
>>52034865
fuck off gordon ramsay

>>>/int/ita/
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>>52032535
bit rude lid
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>>52034855
>I use Windows
>>
Sent a risky message to the qt lab partner

She asked me to write her chemistry exam for her so she didn't have to and I responded "Don't think I'm pretty enough to pull it off ;)"

Haven't heard back yet lids, hope it's a good one
>>
When do Unis finish for holidays?
>>
>>52034916
was pretty fucking awful 2bh
>>
>>52034916
I invented this gimmick months ago, spastic
>>
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dont even know why i save half of the images i save lmao

who even is this rofl
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>>52034925
>I use GNU/linux
>>
>>52034948
you absolute tool
>>
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http://strawpoll.me/6246590

important poll
>>
huge
>>
willy
>>
>>52035026
had to google this

don't really watch punching desu
>>
>>52034948
what, why would you say that?
>>
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>>52034970
yeh nah blood clot
>>
>>52035026
I'm emotionally disabled and can migrate, is it ok if I go over and rape her?
>>
>>52034952
from today til end of next week
>>
>>52035088
She asked me if I could pretend to be her
>>
This laptop is pretty bad ngl

What's with the new thing of making the screens shiny as fuck so all you can see is a reflection of your fat fucking face.

Well its a present anyway and I'm sure it's ok for my technologically inept dad.

Only cost £230
>>
>all of human existence is dependent on boys putting their willies in girls' fannies

pretty ridiculous when you think about it
>>
>>52035093

she was a royal cunt in that interview
>>
got a sore willy but can't stop touching it
>>
>>52035139
good lad
>>
Folk should be made tae sit a patter test tae move tae scotland
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>>52035126
>your mum has had sex with her fanny with your dad
>>
doing a fun
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>>52035126

>yanks think fannies are arses
>>
>>52035126
true tbph ngl
>>
>when he doesn't listen to Rammstein
>>
>>52035026

a truly damaged individual
>>
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>Rammstein
>>
doing a chicken korma lads
reminder that only rasheeds eat spicy curries
>>
>>52035184
DU
>>
Dad just did a heart attack desu
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>>52035163
>literally all your ancestors had sex
>your veins are forever poisoned by normalfag blood
>>
>>52035239
pussy

going to check what I bought can't even remember haha
>>
>yanks think boys have fannies (arses)
>>
>tfw you realise that Boss Nass in Ep1 is Brian Blessed
>>
>>52035250
lol
>>
only made it a third of the way through my porn incase you were curious
>>
>>52035250
is he alri?
>>
who /shaves their boifanny here/ here
>>
>>52035239
I want to do a jalfrezi desu
>>
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>i listen to alternative news sources
>no way am i listening to the mainstream media!
>>
>>52035239
had a beef madras today

was lovely with extra chili powder
>>
did a bit of a cum and now it smells
>>
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when will it end lads?
>>
came home so drunk last night that instead of pissing in the toilet i pissed on the landing outside the toilet mummy cleaned it up and said it reminded her of my dad which made me strangely proud x
>>
woke up with about 30 fedoras on top of me. must have been sleep-shitposting again
>>
got an amazon package and haven't even opened it yet, ha
>>
>>52035296
That's a bit mean.

>>52035316
What happened in it?
>>
>>52035323
here

i love squatting down over a long mirror and watching toys slide in and out of my bare hoop
>>
>>52035343

i refuse to believe salon isn't satire.

literally were defending pedos a while back.
>>
>>52035341
had to spray air freshener today

my room stunk of cum and sweat
>>
>>52035361
faggot
>>
sucks on some nuts

and NO

not the nuts you're thinking of

ahaha x
>>
>>52035316
>tfw it was a 30 second preview
>>
>>52035344

you've effectively replaced your dad. freud would be proud.
>>
>>52035343
why do leftists treat refugees like they're puppies
>>
doing a swallow
>>
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Really want to wank but my allocated fap time is tomorrow
>>
>>52035390
TOP_|3ANTZ
>>
*opens a bag of mini cheddars*
>>
thinking of getting fallout 4, rainbow six siege or the elder scrolls online
thoughts?
which one should I get?
which one is good?
have any of you played these games?
were they worth it?
btw if dubs you're all pakis
>>
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Would you fuck Kiera Knightley?
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>>52035383

>pedos

fuck off yank
>>
>>52035343
>Chauncey Devega

Sounds like a JF, into the gas chamber with them
>>
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gonna do a wank over cherry crush.

anal.
>>
>>52035319
Apparently it was only a mild one so he should be alright.
>>
doing a intake of air
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>allocated fap time
>>
>>52035264
>thousands of generations of your ancestors managed to have sex
>you can't
>millions of years of evolution will end with you
>>
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gf said I'm allowed to wank today but she gets to pick what i wank to haha
>>
>>52035353
they had a handjob then sex after swim practice

I will learn the conclusion tonight

>>52035394
I've been used doujins so I don't have that issue anymore
>>
doing a heartbeat

help
>>
>>52035443
>not wanking exclusively to proxy paige
>>
>>52035408
I hope you're not using porn especially internet video porn

I don't even do a wank anymore.
I just wait until I get spontaneous urge to wank usually during the night
>>
>>52035453
Rasheed
>>
>>52035438
paedo is a fucking abomination of a word.
>>
>>52035443
3 2 1
>>
>>52035443
top slag on the right
>>
doing an eating of a bag of wotsits
>>
>>52035383
>>52035400
>>52035442
bad lads

take a closer look
>>
>>52035433
ga (fuck off)
>>
>>52035478
*gives you the kiss of life*
>>
doing a removal of air
>>
>>52035435
was keira knightly in star wars??

i thought natalie portman played both parts
>>
>>52033112
>johnny cash
>not jim morrison, bob marley, led zepplin, college meme-tier tripe
>>
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>you will never lick a girl's bumhole
>>
>>52035343
There will be a huge surge when he tops himself and then it will die down.
>>
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>>52035523
exhaling air from my bottom aha
>>
>>52035543
>you will never get ecoli poisoning
>>
another mindblowing orgasm in this thing this morning
>>
>>52035432
Oi mate giz one
>>
>Watching non trap anal

Literally what is the point? Real women have a nice vagina to fuck. Traps are for arsefucking
>>
>>52035581
*pinches noise*

ewwwwww
>>
>>52035603

>poo peeland
>>
What should I do tonight lads?
>>
>>52035602
stinky
>>
>>52035522
*pushes you away*
>>
>>52035635
breed
>>
>>52035605
>watching traps
There are literally 1000s of videos with real women. Why would you wank to gay shit?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlbZxPXvflI&index=54&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ


such a banger lads
>>
>>52035635
dunno
>>
>>52035532
She was in one scene.

I think Knightly's mother was on set and she didn't recognise her in costume. Don't know where I read that.
>>
Feel like I'm on the verge of some kind of breakdown. Almost cried at a Kanye West song and at a video of someone meeting a celebrity.
>>
>>52035345
you don't even need to shitpost for some idiot to post hats at you now, they're complimentary or something
>>
doing a being a living human being lads
>>
>>52035658
The answer is right there in the question.
>>
>>52035669
why is the url so B I G lad?
>>
>>52035608
>noise
>>52035654
*glasses you*
>>
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warning to Australians
please do not open this image, it will bloat your data usage
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Serious lack of Gennaro in this thread
>>
>>52035697
fuck off normie
>>
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>you don't even need to shitpost for some idiot to post hats at you now, they're complimentary or something
>>
>ha ha lets put a sticker on our product so it leaves a big sticky mess when people remove it

Why do companies do this? Is it banter?
>>
gonna watch the martian lads
>>
>>52035719
my internet speed is about 60-70 mbps, and yet it still took a good 5 seconds for this image to go full size. what gives?
>>
>>52035635

wank yourself into a coma
>>
>>52035635

drink in bed
>>
>>52035737
oooo a spooky ghost!
>>
>>52035755
thankyou
>>
>>52035724

pisses me off when he pluralises words that don't need pluralising.
>>
>>52035635
a bp
>>
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ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL

YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS

LOCK DOWN YOUR AERIAL
>>
>>52035702
it's in my favourites playlist, copied url from there x
>>
Gonna marathon the LOTR films
>>
>>52035870
better be the directors cut versions
>>
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>Interpol went shit after Antics
>>
LADS, club classic, floor filler DESU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsFJReWY1CQ&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ&index=51
>>
>>52035782
you need to download more ram
>>
>>52035870
can't think of anything more boring
>>
you now remember michael winner
>>
>>52035682
just found out sofia coppola played one of those wenches as well
>>
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My underground train runs from Mile End to Ealing
From Brixton to Bounds Green
>>
>you will never know the touch of a woman
>no matter what you achieve in life, no matter how impressive your achievements or how much money you earn, you will always be a boy amongst men
>>
>>52035928
>a boy amongst men
naughty
>>
>>52035867
What's /brits/ obsession with this woman?
>>
*pulls down slightly on the brim of my fashionable hat*
good day sirs
>>
mind the post
>>
>>52035911

you are
>>
>>52035928
you've never touched a girl before?
>>
>>52035958
Her work is superb
>>
>>52035926
who's this penis pleaser?
>>
lads
why does school teach you everything but how to be a normie
>>
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>>52035926
I used to go to Ealing when I was with her.
>>
>>52035987
You shouldn't speak to him like that.
>>
>>52035990
not in a romantic way
>>
>>52035928
It's not the touch I crave. It's the companionship.
>>
>>52035997
you don't get taught, you're either born a normie or not
>>
>>52035994

the GF
>>
>>52035997
it literally does tho
>>
having a sniff
>>
lads, how many consecutive days of feeling weird and dizzy would you give it before you went to the doctors? it's been 3 so far
>>
>>52036028
I was a normalton a few years back but now im a spastic wageslave who only works, shitposts and sleeps
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCI8ytJF5UE
you're not one of them bloody terrorist sympathisers are you?
>>
realy don't wanna go home for 3 weeks...love living by myself at uni
>>
>climate pact reached

FInally! the world is saved!!!
>>
>>52036070
good lad
>>
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>>52036044
THERE'S NO HOW TO GF IN TH ADULT WORLD CLASS
>>
>>52036087

then don't. stay at uni.
>>
>>52035408
She doesn't look all that good without the nice outfits desu. Nudes where disappointing lad.
>>
shrimp and grits for din dins
>>
>>52036087
>by myself

what u got no housemates?
>>
i deserve a girlfriend
>>
>>52036155
he's one of the weirdos that live by themselves
>>
>>52036133
they are making me come back. they pay for my accomodation so i guess it's fair I listen

>>52036155
I do but I don't really speak to them
>>
who wants to milk my willy
>>
>>52036079

i like that guy
>>
reminder you are literally not mates with a lad until you throw up on him or get thrown up on while out on the town
>>
>>52036079
lol'ing at you if you bet big on united la
>>
might do a shower
>>
>>52036232
no milk in willies sorry
>>
>>52036319
Special protein shake
>>
>>52036301
whats the point
>>
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*dies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23fZ-nzrYOw
>>
>>52036343

to feel clean and refreshed
>>
>>52035902
This version better 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-CtE3Lan9U
>>
tune lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
>>
Anyone like to do spitbubbles
>>
if someone was graffit a vagine on a school or a jotter, how would one go about that

it' so easy with willies
>>
>>52036390
lmao fuck off with this dubstep WANK
>>
what i move to in the club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ
>>
bit of dnb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1c4OkO5z08
>>
what. the world. needs now

iis love sweeet love
>>
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/dec/11/taylor-swift-an-obnoxious-nazi-barbie-writes-camille-paglia

feminism eating itself
>>
>>52036552
it's the only thing
>>
>>52036549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYe_wpTE1Hc
>>
>>52036587

pretty dutty. check out this absolute beer spiller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOgHDNz_cQE
>>
doing a snug
>>
which parts of britain has the ugliest people on average?
>>
>>52036682

north east
>>
anyone else wearing knickers?
>>
>>52036682
the Scottish parts
>>
>>52036682
the council estates
>>
>>52036709
post pics
>>
I'll have all of you know that I most likely have the largest penis ITT.
>>
>>52036682
w*les
>>
the light inside is broken but i still work
>>
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>System restore windows 8
>Asks me to create a Microsoft account
>I don't want to
>Literally no way to skip
>Give in and make one
>Please enter your phone number to receive verification text

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING LONG WINDED THESE DAYS
>>
>>52036736
post pics
>>
>>52036549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffUk1T9rqPI

Neuro desu
>>
im absolutely shattered but i promised id go out tonight.

what do?
>>
need to get in contact with an occasional poster on /brit/ so if you think it might be you keep an eye out in the new thread
>>
>>52036774
>not using windows 10
>>
>>52036506
It's not dubstep you complete and utter mong.
>>
>>52036774
It's all for your security and has nothing to do with them wanting your email and phone number for data mining and marketing reasons
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMfNB3fakB8&index=63&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ
>>
>>52036790

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCpb2Yys16Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_hL-JZlTmY
>>
>>52036819
>Free upgrade from known jews

This doesn't seem suspicious.
>>
>>52036889
>>52036889
>>52036889
new thread
>>
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>page 7
>being scared of the janny

LELELE poor betas
>>
>>52036858
Second tune is solid
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