frolickin and that edition
cara
inshallah
nth for the booty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oim3ADyRxG8
*steals your cara*
doing an anti-cyclone
Azusa
*steals kyary*
*boops you on the nose*
cums:
today 3
yesterday 1
day before that 3
day before that 6
>>52028776
give her back
anyone know what IDK means?
been asking around but no seems to know
>http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3187210
Looks like Maisie.. Should I do it for a laugh, lads? Could ask her to roleplay.
>go to work induction thing today
>get there a bit early
>theres this qt girl there also there for her induction
>start talking to her while waiting
>get along pretty well
>sitting there thinking about how im gonna try make her my gf
>be right at the end of the induction
>"is anyone here under 18"
>qt raises her hand
for FUCK sake lads
Lads
oneitis looks ridiculous in her new profile pic
i've been feeling weird as fuck for the last few days lads. but now i've got a runny nose and sore throat and i'm relieved as fuck tbqh. it's probably just a cold or something. thought i might be seriously ill
>>52028834
what's wrong with that
Only 2 brits on my masters course, the rest are all people from other countries and that.
the other guy is like a proper square. he's a card-carrying tory member, he was telling me about how great israel was yesterday, he said the government is right to monitor the web and he's personally never downloaded any copyrighted materials, he loves spending money on ridiculous shit like uni merchandise, and he writes off certain areas immediately like 'nah that's just where lots of knife crime happens'.
foreign people on my course seem to think that david cameron is really charismatic also.
>>52028832
40 quid for 15 mins wew
>>52028834
You're not a fucking yank. Age of consent is 16.
>>52028853
im 22 it could never work
mum gave me £500 to tide me until i get paid
>£300 rent
>£80 bills
>£30 phone
>£40 debt to friends
>no food in
>no petrol in car
shit it
reminder that youre a racist if you dont convert to islam to better accommodate refugees
might go to a 15 min for £40 escort just for a gob job as the full works is a bit much 2bh
>>52028882
yes it can x
>>52028797
*sells kyary into prostitution*
>>52028879
sure i could fuck her but it would be weird to date her
>>52028832
Negative sexyhandsome32 (46) 10/12/2015 23:13 Seeking Services
Absolutely not the person advertised here - a total disaster - never again!
>>52028882
My friend dated a 16 year old when he was 22, and they've been together 5 years now. Just bought a house. It can work.
Got a poh-lice bitch on a short leash
Got a good mouth like she got no teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6JtX8WdFiI
>>52028832
probably would you know
>>52028883
>£30 phone
JEREMY CORBYN!
>>52028925
*buys her and keeps her safe*
i think i'm dying
*pozzes your neghole*
woops :3
>>52028992
We all are. Act accordingly.
>>52028983
>>52028997
>>52028832
>Looks like Maisie
does not
Lads
>>52029029
lad senpai
me on brit
>>52029018
my favourite bit of this one is picturing how dave is standing to achieve that angle
>>52028991
you know what i mean about her face changing
not saying in a bad way or that she doesnt look fit but it does genuinely change lbh
>>52029064
sera is a fluid druid
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3259674
that's a bit fucked 2bh
feel sorry for the kid hehe
literally think i got spiked last night lads. genuinely dont remember a single thing. not like usual where you can vaguely think of parts of the night, i literally dont remember a single fucking thing.
>>52029029
should have offered his toxic load
>>52029098
are you a call centre manager?
>>52029029
Same thing happened to me, but with sex toys.
>>52029088
qt
>>52029106
hairstyle makeup lighting
yes
what should i get for allah-mas lads
>>52029159
kev after christmas dinner
>>52029156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTPAkRETm7c
>>52029128
fucking hell
that should be illegal
imagine finding that out
>>52029128
>tfw preggo fetish
>>52029029
do gays actually do that?
that's fucked
>>52029149
nah more than that its Proper Mental
>Went to Tesco today
>Choir of Pakis singing Christmas songs while wearing santa hats
We've literally won the culture war lads.
>>52029213
Go to seminars? Yes.
>>52029201
>telling a woman what she can and can't do with her own body
think i have fucked my leg up
>>52029247
you know they weren't muslims tho
>>52029201
i'm worried that she offers to be tied up etc like the baby is gonna get fucking injured
she must be a druggie surely?
>>52029128
OWO?
>>52029213
http://efukt.com/21298_I_Want_HIV.html
>>52029288
you streaming tonight la
>>52029281
yeah its her childs body too mate
>>52029309
its making me angry tbqh
>>52029288
my foot doesn't hurt that much anymore
thought I broke it the other day didn't I x
There's this indian killjoy at my work lads, literally can't figure out what religion he is.
>Says he cant watch game of thrones for religious reasons cause there's magic in it
>Doesn't drink
>Scoffs whenever a Muslim uses an excuse to get off work like "gotta go pray senpai"
>Believes in god and Jesus
>Says he can't decorate the company christmas tree because that's a pagan tradition
>Says that cross necklaces are idol worship.
>Calls Christians hypocrites
Clients' cum is white (in my experience); however I had a client yesterday whose cum was yellow.
Is this also normal or does it mean he is unwell in some way? He was quite elderly. I've never seen cum this colour and it was quite off putting, especially as I offer CIM, which in this case was not a request, thankfully
>>52029309
Maybe it's a sting operation and they're going to hold that against you in court
>>52029326
no i need to sleep early, did a all nighter due to being sick everywhere
>>52029333
I think i must have twisted it jumping off my bed or something
>Says he cant watch game of thrones for religious reasons cause there's magic in it
>>52029336
ravidassia
Had a few gross happenings. The last one a few days ago finger up his bum could feel his hard shit up there :-X thank fuck for condom on finger but when I took it out I could smell the shit
i'm going to make it
>>52029512
nah
>>52029512
lmao not if i make it first you wanker
>>52029512
same x
>>52029512
we're not going to take it
>>52029539
in one year i'll have a nice job and a cute gf
really scared of drink getting spilt on my gray jeans tonight it'll be way more obvious than on blue jeans and the stain will last longer
got paid yesterday haha
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52029558
don't think i ever had chance 2bh
>>52029568
then don't be a clumsy drunk silly billy
sputum stuck between my nose and my throat lads
Made me lol because he was Muslim:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/12047164/Teenager-killed-on-hoverboard-while-shopping-for-his-mum.html
>>52029563
nah
>>52029609
i mean other people at the table nudging a pint over or something then it's all over my lap
I'm a Muslim bruv
>>52029648
die slo
>>52029648
you ain't no muslim bruv
>>52029648
rasheed
>>52029329
Unborn children are their mother's body. They have no rights.
Unironically having curry with curly fries, lads. Bit of a fucking disgrace init?
>>52029617
wish people would stop calling those things hoverboards, they're lame as fuck and nowhere near as awesome
>>52029617
Holy shit, hoverboards exist? Why didn't anyone tell me?
>rooms fucking freezing
>fucking stinks too
>leg suddenly getting really painful
my day is getting worse and worse
>>52029748
>curry and chips
>unironically revealing you're a dirty northerner
Why do people think tbhposting is shitposting?
Don't they know that we genuinely like tbhposting?
>>52029793
reeeeeee
>>52029748
Sounds like a bretty good idea, actually.
>>52029789
why does your room stink
what dindins should I cook for mam and dad tonite
>>52029748
>>52029806
>he doesn't eat curry with half chips, half rice
Get on our level
>>52029785
choa has a very nice belly
>>52029850
did a sick
Well stocked for the UFC tonight chaps
>>52029789
Probably a blood clot coming loose and getting ready to head for your heart, desu.
>>52029852
mr muscle stew with bleach juice
>>52029852
turkey dinosaurs and smilies
>>52029888
>888
Nice digits. Shame about the beer.
>>52029888
will the man punch the other man
>UFC
>>52029888
lmao that is the worst beer selection I've ever seen.
>>52029850
He shat the bed
>>52029852
Cheese on toast
>>52029888
Why all the shit beer?
>>52029866
>go collect curry at restaurant
>go to McD's drive-thru and order 3 large fries
>dump in bowl and enjoy whilst you consider where everything up to this point went so very wrong
fucking amateurs if you don't do this
>>52029793
You could make the same shit for autistic weaboo twats that come here instead of anime boards, and forever alone frog posting autists who should be in /r9k/
really need to develop my person, all i do is wageslave then post here whilst living with my parents
i guess i should start with hobbies, any ideas?
Hello, yes...
How do I become of British?
Thank you
Kind regards
>>52029967
That's pleb af
surely chippy chips would be better than McD's though.
>>52029888
i thought coors light was a meme beer.
>>52029994
go to the gym
learn piano
>>52029994
Videogames
>>52029994
make funny images and upload them onto the internet
>>52029967
>curry with fries
2mad4me
>>52029929
>KFC
>>52029806
Curry and chips is universal in the UK mate, I live in Devon. I would usually only have chips with pub curry, though, and rice with Indian.
>>52029336
Sikh?
Burger King chips or McD's chips lads?
>>52030005
Reside here for 5 years
>>52029888
>molson
where did you get that, are you irish
>>52030056
mcdonalds 2bh
haven't been to burger king in forever though
>>52030006
no you need 'em thin la
if you must pop into a chippy and get an order there. NEVER get one from the curry house because they don't know what they're doing.
>>52030026
2nd for chip butty at the match
>>52030056
nandos
>>52030069
Will you adopt me?
Thank
>tfw everytime I get into an argument with a family member (usually parents), they assume it's because I've been "playing too many video games"
>even when I explain myself and say that I haven't played any games in days or even weeks, they still don't believe me and think i'm some damn 12 year old
I seriously don't understand the logic of some people sometimes.
>>52030005
You need to have British parents. If you don't then your only option is to marry into a British family.
>>52030026
>universal in the UK
fuck off, Devon isn't even properly English
>>52030017
i do that in /brit/ but nobody ever replies
someone posted a variation of lisicki i made once but that's about it
>>52030056
McDonald's chips all the way
Burger king chips are dogshit
>>52030093
That's quite funny
>>52030111
try funnyjunk
>>52030098
What if I make my parents into British?
>>52030106
You're talking about Cornwall you Northern twat.
>plays video games
>thinks he's not a man-child
lmao, simply lmao.
>>52029888
same
>>52029888
Do you have a stream to watch? I am not paying
>>52030106
Hated by England, and resented by Cornwall. Devon independence when?
any lad here at insomnia 56?
>>52030155
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism
:Lads, people keep saying I'm intelligent but I'm really insecure and I keep thinking:
>are they saying it just to make me feel better?
>are they just really dumb so in comparison I seem smarter?
I want to question them further but I fear that doing so may make me seem a not narcissistic.
>>52030026
ayy, u plymouth 6th form?
>>52030155
>implying there's any difference
Am a suffern fairy
>>52030093
Easy lad sounds like you've been on your playbox 460 too much
>>52030165
yes but i'm not telling sorry
>>52030164
superb
>>52030154
Either you are British or you aren't, sorry lad, you don't have the honour of being an inbred mongoloid.
>>52030177
I think ur rly smart
probably I guess
>>52030152
It's really not. It's like "Yes dad, i'm clearly upset because of videogames, and not because you're yelling in my face and reminding me of all those times you used to hit me"
>>52030184
nah mate, self employed.
>>52030056
burger king chicken fries
>>52030184
Ayy I went to school in Plymouth
>>52030235
ahh boss
tq, plym or exetr?
or farmer?
>>52030195
Is it time to trigger the Cornwalians?
>>52030221
Why must you hurt me in this way?
>>52029994
trainspotting, historical re-enactments, numismatics, HAM radio, model aircraft, etc.
>>52030272
Gay marriage is legal here now, find a qt Britboi and you can be an adopted Briton.
Do you have a thought, feeling, or random sequence of letters that you would like to expose 1800+ people to?
Tweet it with #smarterchristmas tonight, between 8 and 11, and it will come up on a big screen at the battersea arena during a corporate christmas party.
>>52030260
>in primitive times
So Cornwall in 2015 lol
>>52030279
All those make you look like the biggest twat.Plus they sound boring as fuck
>>52030314
will you be my qt britboi
>>52030164
literal paki on the left
>>52030323
>Doing a poo desu senpai
>>52030260
Emmet propaganda
>>52030253
Exeter mate. You spent a lot of time here, then, gone to plymouth or exeter uni? We get a lot of spanish students at exeter uni because of the languages course I think
>>52030357
yes
doing a wank
>>52030372
KEK
Millennials on suicide watch
>>52030325
I wish the Cornish would be more aggressive tbqh, it's shit only having muzzy terrorists. Irish were much comfier and even the Welsh don't bother to burn houses down like they used to.
>>52030372
he did the right thing tbqh
>>52030390
*kisses u*
>>52030380
EXETER MENTIONED
don't mind the yanks in /brit/ to be quite honest, they're well house trained and know their place.
the yanks on /sp/ and other boards are literal cancer
>>52030380
grew up in totnes la
>spanish students
don't you mean chinese?
just posted an ad on gumtree offering to c-uck peoples gfs for them
doing a fallout 4
gf dumped me and I still don't understand why, why are girls such sociopaths lads? I'm just going to hire prostitutes from now on, I give up
>>52030493
Mostly chinese, but there's loads of spanish here too. I know this because every time Spain wins a match in the world cup, theres fucking loads of them having a fiesta in the street waving flags and shit haha.
>grew up in totnes
You don't seem weird enough, lad.
>>52030487
thank mate, where can i get the full review?
boring cunt
Foxes are like illusive spirit guardians of the forest desu
>>52030512
>playing meme games
i will take the ring to mordor
>>52030487
y-you too
>>52030513
>this NHS privatisation policy is put in place
>>52030586
I live next to a wood and I always hear foxes shagging at night, it's such a weird screechy noise
>>52030595
AND MY AXE
>>52030431
>Irish were much comfier
Hardly, pile of cunts the lot of them. Doesn't matter what bollocks they chose to believe.
>>52030595
i will destroy sauron
>>52030595
https://youtu.be/t5lFFvOAdsA
>>52030561
iktfb
just found out Santa isn't real
in hindsight I guess it makes sense
>>52030647
Yeah but at least they had a thing they were pissed off about. Muzzies are just doing it because they're muzzies.
>>52030632
that's me shagging your mum in the next room lad
Do your best impression of a southern fairy
>>52030562
yeah i went school in tq so managed to avoid the majority of pic related
got any ideas on what to ask for for christmas?
>>52030669
>he fell for a CIA false flag
you gullible Irish twat
>>52030672
haha why are white people so violent?
Fuck this girls face you know, like just gimme those
F E E T
E
E
T
>>52030693
hi x
>>52030666
Is that Louise Theroux
>>52030693
> i commute to London so I can live in Kent, like a complete hopeless knob
I just woke up. I had a dream the world was ending and everyone was evacuating via space ships. Near the emigration pods there was a crazy man offering lsd and md for the journey. I took one and asked if it was reliable. He said "No."
Imagine watching the world burn from space whilst on lsd.
>>52030696
eurgh idiocy
Feeling really depressed today lads, I think I'm going to go on some medication cos I can't seem to control my moods at the moment
>>52030725
Kek
>>52030725
why do scottish people insist on talking like retards on social media?
>>52030760
get outside
>>52030752
>ever taking LSD
Literally all of my friends who have dabbled in it have gone on to have mental problems.
>>52030712
Is there a folder of this bird or something
>>52030693
I have a job and am not on benefits
>>52030752
If I could later reverse the situation entirely I'd try that
>>52030696
>>52030753
was waiting for the pic desu hahaha ya twit :)
Yeah that is basically Totnes. Every time I go there, they have changed the 'Totnes twinned with whatever french town' sign to twinned with Narnia, or twinned with Area 51, or twinned with Wonderland.
Absolute hippy cunts haha. Really nice bakeries there though 2bh
I'm the osiris of this shit
>>52030796
I went out earlier to do some christmas shopping, it was horrid
alri lads
>>52030812
I have taken it and I think it has affected me somehow.
>>52030788
>>52030823
>i'm a miserable wageslave
ftfy
>>52030735
yes
>>52030845
go outside and do something you want to do
tfw tired af but going out tonight and will be likely stay dancing until 8am.
lmao
>>52030858
A guy I was close friends with took it about 5 times and he ended up in the nuthouse for nearly a year. It's really not worth the risk of doing it for the sake of getting high and hallucinating for a few hours.
