High test edition
first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>52032968
>fat ginger and speccy
discarded
tanks
>>52033082
has she got a claw hand?
>>52033082
proper shit tattoo that
>>52033047
>tfw Johnny Cash is dead
It all went to shit after that tbqh
This year has been shit family
>stuck in a course I hate with no job prospects, still shit at it
>Uncle dies, lose the only close relative in England
>Lose the family home subsequently
>finally thought I got a gf but she said she wasnt in love with me
>now neet, no money
When does it get better?
>>52033121
it doesn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI
Going to do a shop. I will furnish you all with cornettos, freddos and a random item.
See you all in a little while xox
>you know know she has a twitch stream-loving bf
>>52033121
>finally got a gf but she said she wasn't in love with me
how quickly did you ask anon? hoping you waited for at least 2nd date
who /doesntgettobringfriends/ here
Not sure I want to be alive anymore lads.
>>52033162
LOL
>>52033163
We were going out for at least a month
>>52033174
Dr pavel..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsLMdn7KYNM
Watching The Phantom Menace desu
>>52033121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSBs-hiapo4
>>52033182
this t b h
>>52033198
They are not my friends.
>>52033062
>>fat ginger and speccy
>discarded
>>52033230
>finnish
>suicidial
whats new
business idea: stream my suicide on /brit/
trying to keep myself awake by playing video games but instead find my face on the keyboard
>>52033247
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>52033284
>business idea: stream my suicide on /brit/
I'm ij
>>52033284
i'll watch
>>52033304
Nice to meet you
you're an absolute fuck up if you're still playing video games beyond age 15
>>52033284
was waiting at the train station to go home on friday and was contemplating a suicide lmao
>>52033047
one of the most beautiful things.
>>52033353
making posts on this site is more inane though
>>52033230
>>52033182
>>52033353
you're an absolute fuck up if you're still on 4chan beyond age 20
But shaking it's all I know
business idea: ring up drug dealers and tell the police where and when he's going to meet you, film it and put it online
>you're an absolute fuck up if you're still playing video games beyond age 15
Very sad thread
everyone is down
get up
>scot inferiority complex
>>52033403
rats lay in a ditch with no spine tbqh m8
>>52033182
haha lad me too
>>52033437
business idea: do a happy
>>52033284
You're so pathetic that NO ONE would watch it.
Business idea: charge money to suicidal NEETs to kill them
>>52033437
>>52033465
gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vp-0b1LB3Q
>shave neckbeard and become chubby, baby face
>leave neckbeard and remain tramp-mode
wat do?
>>52033479
theyre suicidal because no money desu
>>52033465
I'm in
>>52033437
cannot
All of y'all can suck my balls through my drawers
>>52033509
lose weight so your face gets some definition, trim beard so it looks nice
>>52033482
We go back to sad now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_cCIAoamTQ
>>52033520
>ya'll
>drawers
fuck off yank
>>52033517
can
>van laal
>>52033513
they can steal their mum's purse and give me whatever's in it, I won't charge much.
>>52033470
*cries*
>>52033443
>Lad Bible
I hope that nob bet £100 on Man Utd to win
>>52032968
>cat glasses
RED FLAG
>anyone can succeed as long as they try
>everyone successful started at the bottom
>>52033551
gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCqEOboRctY
>>52033550
working on it, again
I've gone from 18 to 11 stone at least 3 times now. I just eat what I want until I realise that I've become fat so I lose it all as quickly as possible then eat what I want again.
I should just get this 'diet' thing under my belt for good.
>>52033602
do they do it for free
>Manchester United Football Club
>if you want to be happy, just follow this 5 step program every day, everything on the list is shit you cant do because you dont have time or money
>>52033625
unironically didn't do it but now will be placing something on double chance, draw/man utd in-play at some very nice odds
thank you based bournemouth
who /Chris/ here
doing a sad
https://youtu.be/z5oInhO9lns
>trying to buy a laptop at curry's because their sales are genuinely good
>keep getting asked if I want extra shit
Guy just offered to upgrade the windows 8 to 10 for £40
england v wales in euro 2016 lads
>>52033655
>yo-yo dieting
fucking hell lad how hard is it not to be a fat cunt and refrain from stuffing your face full of shit for months on end?
just thought of a good way to cover the smell in my room
I'll have a curry and eat it in here
>>52033710
Yeah I hate my name. I hate when people call me Christopher, it feels so posh
Reading illiad lads
Homer is overrated
>>52033710
Me. Go by my middle name, tbqh.
>>52033655
fucking hell lad
Try not to go on a specific diet 2bh
Just count calories and keep in mind a daily target (should be around 2200kcal at 11 stone). Know what is calorie dense.
>Avoid sugar like the plague
>Don't drink any calories ever (black tea/coffee & water only 2bh senpai) except booze
>Drink a lot of water
>Eat of a lot of fiberous veg
treating myself lads
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*
>>52033769
>Peroni
>A treat
kek'd irl
>>52033769
Wahey
business idea:
/brit/ meet-up and we all go get euthanised in Switzerland together
>>52033745
i'd rather be Christopher than fucking Christian, really don't know why mum gave me this cancerous yank name
my childhood was full of "haha, 'Christian'? are you a Christian? ;)"
in recent years fat girls just ask me "Like Christian Grey? ;)"
wish i was Christopher so much
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/can-you-pass-the-uk-citizenship-test
neanderthals on the ladbible facebook actually got less than 15 lmao
>>52033814
>>52033745
>>52033710
>>52033758
fuck off chris
was drunk for 3 days ago, sobered today and jerked off 7 times
it's also nearly 4am now
i think i need professional help lads lol i used to be so much better before that large unemployment spell
Poleaboos brother just brought around his white m8
He said "Assalam alykum", not sure if he was taking this piss, can't remember the last time that phrase was spoken in this home
if she doesn't text me this weekend i may have to top myself lads
>>52033852
what did you jerk off to?
>>52033802
oi this bloody cost 2 lizzies!
jog on beer autist
>>52033855
I miss poleaboo. I was the guy tha>>52033855
requested Mozart in the title once.
my thoughts are with you poleaboo, i think of you often
>>52033886
give me a sec
in order:
embarrassing /d/ stuff 3 times
erotic asian mp3's i've spent like $1200 neet bucks on 2 times
/d/ again
and finally some shitty eroge i torrented
at least my fluency is amazing now i just wish i wasn't a loser and could exploit it somehow
yo dudes my name's Braden
t. Yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmTS4TieO28
mo blues, mo staring angrily at the floor
lads
http://strawpoll.me/6246343
http://strawpoll.me/6246343
http://strawpoll.me/6246343
lads
*does a skip*
worst /brit/ ever
>>52033923
The whole of Britain will be thinking of Poleaboo and how they failed/wronged him on a day not too far from now
Fuck you mum. Why did you write to the fucking paper about me?
>>52034001
I could wreck you at skipping mate
Always wondered why it was never a sport.
new sacha baron cohen film looks terrible
>>52034020
wish it was a acceptable method of moving
>>52034004
do slags even like yank lads at all?
>>52033824
I guessed so many Tbh I don't know how I did this
![Feels+feels+everywhere+_3ac7556a0fdada141f375689c45f86e0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AWB0qPW.jpg "Feels+feels+everywhere+_3ac7556a0fdada141f375689c45f86e0[1].jpg")
>>52033047
this world went to shit once you left...
we tried, but we couldn't hold it together
we failed you Mr. Cash
>>52034004
L O N D O N
-----W
-----1
>>52034004
fucking hell
their existence must be massively different to mine
>>52034020
Failed a skipping and galloping test in kindergarten, causing my mother to be called in for a conference.
I was 5, didn't know there was a difference. They made a really big deal out of that.
>>52034049
*skips to the jobcentre*
>>52034021
Looks Shite yeah
Ever since he got married he's not as funn
According to leaked Sony emails ending is them crawling into an elephants vagina
>>52034049
>implying I don't skip around town, through the office, around the house, through hospitals, court-rooms, funeral parlours, minefields etc.
>>52034011
Reported this post to the GCHQ
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A friend with weed is better.
>>52034050
no not really aha
yanks aren't cool enough they're always too weird
>>52034050
they will if you're handsome
>>52034083
You got off lightly lad, if you fail your year 3 skipping test in the UK you get put down.
Anyway, i'm off out now. Bye lads.
>>52034014
>teenagers post here
disgusting
>>52034108
>>52034094
*points and laughs at you*
>>52034115
MATE
*sings a little song*
Rate my crimbo lights
>>52034117
I'm pretty funny desu. My humour is very ironic too, very unlike my fellow Yanks in that regard.
thinking about all the different people I know now and their lives before I knew them.
>>52034111
Seen people post that so often but nothing ever comes of it so calling bullshit
>>52034170
Rather lewd.
can't wait for the GF to get home so she can talk shite about her day while i undress her uncaringly and bang the arse off her
>>52034170
nsfw
janny, get him
>52034170
Needs more veins.
banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFj4nhy-p4
I'm considering reading some porn
>>52034202
normie
janny, get him
Being transgender is an identity, not a "choice". If you say that being trans is being a "special snowflake", then it's the same to say people who identify as some religion is being a "special snowflake"? ...
>ask for stonebake
>get thin and crispy
>>52034297
ha ha yes
>>52034297
>tfw I tell people I believe gender is 100% binary
Always good for a laugh, although that is genuinely what I think about gender.
>>52034344
>tfw no mentalist wessyboo gf
>>52034297
0/10
>>52034344
>your therapist
wut
>your tutor
wut
>a confessor
wut
Need to put on weight so that I can start running.
>>52034297
>>52034344
I'm interested in trannies because psychology.
Every one of them got intensely hostile once they realised that I wasn't one of them and that I was 'invading their space'.
They are collectively the most self-defeating attention grabbers I have ever known.
They fit in perfectly with this oppression olympics going on.
>>52034344
>So damn relevant
To fucking what? None of those things anything to do with being transgender, what the fuck is wrong with these people.
>>52034449
fuck off kelly you fat slag
>i think australians have bad internet
Boys is the "street signs" captcha cancer? it literally never works first time
>>52034492
>>52034496
>you've reached 90% of your data cap for the month
>>52033920
>2 Lizzies
>2
>lizzies
just say 2 pounds or 2 quid you fucking inbred tard
>>52034561
who else here is /villageorsmalltown/ lad
>>52034506
They do it on purpose so that people might be tempted into buying a 4chan pass
>paying to shitpost
>>52034496
>data caps
>>52034563
fuck off stupid yank
Alri lads, just bought an ex display model laptop from Curry's.
Pakis selling it seemed to have no clue so I wonder what I'll find on it. They probably haven't even wiped the memory.
One of them offered to upgrade it to Windows 10 dispute Windows 10 being free. Another tried to sell me Anti Virus when MSE already comes preloaded on all Windows machines since Vista.
>>52034581
large town lad here
best of both worlds desssu
>>52034581
i am in the holidays
it's fucking terrible
not even any nice countryside to walk around in
>>52034561
>>52034601
jokes on you, i have a 5 gigabyte data limit. I'll never go over.
top of the morning and good day to you lads!
How do I get the bloody potato-eating shitpot Irish out of my country?
Cheerio and good day!
t. American
>>52034630
>5 gigabyte data limit
CTMSU
>>52034563
fuck off Brayden
>>52034621
probably trying to rip people who have no clue off
dirty pakis
>>52034623
Same here, I have to go back for Christmas in a few days and will be there around 2 weeks, going to fucking die of boredom
>>52034681
>CTMSU
what
just realised that i wasted my youth
got a muffin top lads
>>52034621
ive seen this post before
>>52034708
Spelt it wrong
CMTSU
https://twitter.com/Hebe_96
Intersectional feminist, modernist ecologist, dancer and possibly the most eclectic person you'll ever meet. Instagram: hebe_x #BlackLivesMatter
>>52034711
still got time to start it now desu
>us canadians are exquisite beasts. Intelligent, funny, attractive, classy. Nothing more you could ask for really.
Too early to eat?
or is now the perfect time?
>>52034716
what happened to the bottom lad
>>52034699
this
i'm actually a normie at uni but at home have basically no friends, dreading it
>>52034621
>They literally haven't reformatted it
>It's still got the Curry's default account and password.
Good thing I know what that is.
If I gave my dad it in this state he'd have no clue.
lads on top of my Peroni i'm getting a DESIGNATED lamb bhuna in
>>52034743
but i'm in my 20s
>>52034699
summer is the worst
4 months of manual labour (cause i can't get a placement) and no friends
>>52034780
>>52034780
peroni a shit
>I will never see jack white live with white stripes/dead weather/raconteurs
JUST
>>52034756
nice, I have no friends at either but at least in central London I can walk for hours and never be bored, there are always qt asians to look at too
At home I have nothing but 4chan and revision
Jesus fucking Christ windows 8 is bad
>lasd;jklahakudjahskljj;asaDADFSAGFRDZFADSsdavzdfaevfbghxfh
>>52034827
jog on beer autist
odds i have a dolmio pasta pot
evens i make PROPA JOB pasta with real sauce
normieism - is it a bannable offense?
>>52034865
looks like it's-a your dolmio day
>>52034855
you have the classic shell installed right?
>>52034865
looks like i owe u all a dig fellas
>>52034865
dubs and you eat nothing but my cum for the next 2 days
>>52034865
fuck off gordon ramsay
>>>/int/ita/
>>52032535
bit rude lid
>>52034855
>I use Windows
Sent a risky message to the qt lab partner
She asked me to write her chemistry exam for her so she didn't have to and I responded "Don't think I'm pretty enough to pull it off ;)"
Haven't heard back yet lids, hope it's a good one
When do Unis finish for holidays?
>>52034916
was pretty fucking awful 2bh
>>52034916
I invented this gimmick months ago, spastic
dont even know why i save half of the images i save lmao
who even is this rofl
>>52034925
>I use GNU/linux
>>52034948
you absolute tool
http://strawpoll.me/6246590
important poll
huge
willy
>>52035026
had to google this
don't really watch punching desu
>>52034948
what, why would you say that?
>>52034970
yeh nah blood clot
>>52035026
I'm emotionally disabled and can migrate, is it ok if I go over and rape her?
>>52034952
from today til end of next week
>>52035088
She asked me if I could pretend to be her
This laptop is pretty bad ngl
What's with the new thing of making the screens shiny as fuck so all you can see is a reflection of your fat fucking face.
Well its a present anyway and I'm sure it's ok for my technologically inept dad.
Only cost £230
>all of human existence is dependent on boys putting their willies in girls' fannies
pretty ridiculous when you think about it
>>52035093
she was a royal cunt in that interview
got a sore willy but can't stop touching it
>>52035139
good lad
Folk should be made tae sit a patter test tae move tae scotland
>>52035126
>your mum has had sex with her fanny with your dad
doing a fun
>>52035126
>yanks think fannies are arses
>>52035126
true tbph ngl
>when he doesn't listen to Rammstein
>>52035026
a truly damaged individual
>Rammstein
doing a chicken korma lads
reminder that only rasheeds eat spicy curries
Dad just did a heart attack desu
>>52035163
>literally all your ancestors had sex
>your veins are forever poisoned by normalfag blood
>>52035239
pussy
going to check what I bought can't even remember haha
>yanks think boys have fannies (arses)
>tfw you realise that Boss Nass in Ep1 is Brian Blessed
>>52035250
lol
only made it a third of the way through my porn incase you were curious
>>52035250
is he alri?
who /shaves their boifanny here/ here
>>52035239
I want to do a jalfrezi desu
>i listen to alternative news sources
>no way am i listening to the mainstream media!
>>52035239
had a beef madras today
was lovely with extra chili powder
did a bit of a cum and now it smells
when will it end lads?
came home so drunk last night that instead of pissing in the toilet i pissed on the landing outside the toilet mummy cleaned it up and said it reminded her of my dad which made me strangely proud x
woke up with about 30 fedoras on top of me. must have been sleep-shitposting again
got an amazon package and haven't even opened it yet, ha
>>52035296
That's a bit mean.
>>52035316
What happened in it?
>>52035323
here
i love squatting down over a long mirror and watching toys slide in and out of my bare hoop
>>52035343
i refuse to believe salon isn't satire.
literally were defending pedos a while back.
>>52035341
had to spray air freshener today
my room stunk of cum and sweat
>>52035361
faggot
