cafe racer edition
germany
conjuring up the 4th wank of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPYBhcsgko
Kyary
plymouth
>>52036889
>he hasent got a superior med gf
cuks
>>52036956
nice
>I'm neet but don't exercise or have any hobbies other than shitposting on 4chan
Kill self
God bless Mr B at Christmas time and baby jesus too
If we were little pigs we'd sing; piggy wiggy wiggy wiggy woo
need some more girls in here
*bites lip*
>>52037032
this
what's even the point then?
at least learn a language or something
completely naked right now lad
>>52036889
i had no idea brits were allowed to ride bikes desu
I JUST HAD SEX
J
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hi lads
wew
Alright lads
In St Petersburg right now
Just wanted in /brit/ with me russian flag
Shoutout to /britfeel/
need my sack drained
>>52037227
A woman let you put your penis in her?
>>52037242
2 is qt
>>52037233
hello
>be in spain
>boys expected to kiss girls on cheeks when meet
>fucking twice
physical face contact with complete strangers, fucking horrible desu
>>52037246
AND IT FELT SO GOOD
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might have a wank to this qt 17 year old at work lads any objections?
>>52037291
>not three times
brits confirmed for prude
>>52037335
that's french, spain is 2ce """"""lid""""""
>>52037291
can latin cultures even be considered human?
>>52037317
give us the whole story lad
>>52037291
>tfw half Spanish and had to do this all the time
>>52037330
I'm not a yank so no
sometimes I forget things, like
>>52037291
have french relatives and iktf well
>>52037287
how are you xo
>>52037377
>kissing strangers
>even if two guys, it's a big ol' hug
>fucking loud all the fucking time
>drink 2 cans and fall over/vom
barely
>>52037488
dead tired desu
how are you? x
>>52037291
to literally every girl/woman you meet in a social setting? what if theres like 10 women there?
>i don't cheek kiss
peasants pls go
>>52037505
What part of Spain you from senpai? Coruna here.
Seems that the shop left a full version of McAfee on this PC lads.
I know McAfee is shitty but is it still shitty if it's free?
Was planning on installing Avast
>>52037505
are spanish people lightweights? could the average brit drink them into the floor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amf3qpWCqb8
I do Drake Piano Covers and I'm a whitegirl from Kansas.
just saying.
Thanks for the tutorial !
>>52037547
>>>/france/
>>52037521
depressed haha
watching the prestige though so I will be ok soon as it is one of my favourite films
>>52037553
oh i really want to travel around northern spain. used to work with a Galician guy and he said it was based.
would you recommend it?
just demolished a nan
>>52037574
Idk lad I've seen some proper lightweight Brits.
When I was at uni I even encountered a lightweight brum.
Why doesn't anyone plant a series of bombs across a university campus?
>Various locations are crowded
>can carry a backpack without suspicion
>can drop them without alerting people nearby
>100% normie population
>can maybe even wear a costume to conceal your identity if it's Halloween or something
>>52037547
really annoys me how the bird on the left has no upper lip Tbh
wheres that dnb canadian gone?
>>52037666
rasheed
>>52037648
What did she do to you?
>>52037666
lots of security and surveillance
lots of people all around to witness it.
>Prestige is one of my favourite films.
>>52037668
never noticed it ty
>>52037532
like pretty much. Being autisto, I usually bail out of big group introductions, but in first few weeks here when term started saw people like lining up to kiss, fucking weird tbH
>>52037574
not sure if i'm being gimmicked, but generally yes they're seriously lightweight. My housemates go out a fair amount and they'll be riggidy rekt off a bottle of wine
>>52037666
>crossposting when no one replies to you
>>52037711
>gif
fuck off
>>52037688
came on to me
![aloe-vera[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Ii5MVq.jpg "aloe-vera[1].jpg")
lads, my lips are really dry and ive had to put some of this stuff on, i look like im wearing my sisters lip gloss
aloe vera tastes nice though
>>52037705
also Morality
>>52037644
It's really quiet and scenic and people will look at you a bit odd but yeah it's nice.
>>52037732
>fuck off
fuck off
>>52037734
lewd
>Yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXNs9N4vj6Y&feature=youtu.be
west midlands on suicide watch
lmao
>>52037720
mate you cant be autistic in spain. you'll be more noticeably odd than you are here. sort it the fuck out
>>52037740
the cocoa butter one is better imo
might do a cry lads
>>52037771
>>fuck off
>fuck off
fuck off
>>52037740
can i taste it ? ;)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_HcMt5oGxU/
my girlfriend
>>52037705
>security
Not at my uni, just some old woman at the reception, not like you need an ID card or anyone is roaming
>witnesses
Costume
really fucking hungry lads but no food in the house
what do?
>>52037740
>vaseline
genuinely wish the spaniards were removed from london first before the pakis
they're literally worse than the shit we send to spain
>>52037755
wont get stabbed up by galician rudebois on mopeds then?
>>52037666
Rasheed...
>>52037812
you never greentext two lines though. the meme doesn't work like that.
You forfeit.
I win
>>52037790
Did he put £100 down?
>>52037845
Haha my cousin is literally that
>>52037666
>>52037823
make food from ingredients. post ingredients.
>>52037819
dont talk about this shit man. you're just asking for the police to come investigate you.
>>52037867
more then that i think
>>52037838
why are they in london. spain is nowhere near us dezooo
>>52037856
>>52037687
Scared little bitch normies
>>52037814
good post
How comfy are you right now?
>>52037905
not even a normie lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAfQtDpSJ1k
FUCKING CHADS
>England v Wales in the Euros
Gonna be fantastic to watch! Genuinely disappointed Scotland didn't qualify tqbh, it would have been amazing to see all the home nations at the competition.
>>52037838
Why?
>>52037893
Good thing I'm not poleaboo haha
>>52037838
fuck off paki
>>52037819
>Costume
you still don't think anyone would know?
>hey anyone know who that is in the gorilla costume?
>i think my flatmate mohammed al-bradfordi bin abdullah mahmoud has one like that might be him haha
can charisma be learnt? if so, how?
>>52037915
No particularly. WIll get comfy soon though.
people should give this a listen. see what you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjL2KXuLCaY
>>52037780
He seems to have a problem of some sort haha
>>52037886
>chrome os
>mlp
>dubstep
who remembers this little slut (and his sister)
>>52037941
>Scotland
More Poland supporters up there than Scotland supporters
>>52037952
do practice speech on a mirror
>>52037941
>Ireland - England final is still on the cards
I'm excited.
>>52037959
*Not
>Girl I was supposed to be going on a weekend break with is ghosting me
>Middle of my working week
>No food in house and my mum and sister are out
>Have to go to bed early for work early tomorrow
Killing myself is looking like a feasible option right now
>>52037952
Keep going out and being around people until you learn how to manipulate them.
>>52037990
That would also be grand
>>52037952
To get used to talking to people I read lots of books. For instance they taught me that I was supposed to look at people's faces when I speak to them, I did not know this before. Apparently it is also good if you smile when they smile, I never understood this before I read it either.
Lads what is that Christmas song with the kid singing in the high pitched voice?
>>52037666
chances are you would hit an empty classroom. since rooms are only used heavily during certain scheduled hours.
attackers would need to plan around that schedule
even then you're likely to only hit a single class
there's more destruction/panic to be caused in a general public area like a town centre or something
people are rarely congregated at unis and when they are it's highly controlled
>>52037969
he should tell the conductor
>>52038015
walking in the air?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aktgc7Irs8g
>>52038015
>hasn't seen the snowman
fuck off
>>52038015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQVUMG6LZGM
This one?
>>52037949
yeah a paki would definitely refer to themselves being removed from london. retard.
>>52037943
-they don't speak english (or make any attempt to learn more than hi and goodbye)
-only hang around with other spics
-they're louder than blacks
-they're poor and work at mcdonalds tier jobs
they bring nothing to london. same with the french although they're not loud.
>Yanks http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=528_1420335912#WAhkUtPvKlxLXI17.16
>>52037974
it's a meme you dip
Anyone else hate how fucking normie computers are getting?
>>52037915
wish i was dead
whats the plan for tonight lads?
>>52037987
good idea
>>52038000
cheers lad
>>52038007
do you have trouble making eye contact? I do
What's your mothers maiden name, lads? Jones here. Doesn't get much more British than that desu
>>52038025
Cafeteria/library/common areas
going on a date tomorrow
feel free to send me some tips
>>52038094
do a wank
do an eat
do a movie
do a sleep
>>52038060
No that's not it, it sounds like a little boy singing the tune is haunting but I don't know any lyrics to search for it on google.
>he still hasn't subscribed to Sargon
how do you live with yourselves?
>>52038086
I got shit for most of my childhood for being glued to a TV or monitor.
So yeah, I'm upset by the complete 180.
>>52038110
I now have access to your bank account.
>>52037985
You'd rather Pakis than Poles? ....Seriously?
>>52038123
such a based intellectual
tune for da man dem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQZU94Ag7c
>>52038061
It sounds exactly like every other ethnic group desu
>>52038094
I'm writing a report on government budgets.
>>52038097
Yes.
>>52038110
Taylor.
>>52038112
libraries are the most secure parts of unis because they have to protect copyright
and it's only poorfag colleges and american campuses that have large scale cafeterias
>>52038110
same
Watching a Star Wars
>>52038121
We're walking in the air
>>52038068
Top lad playing some ace pranks
>>52038149
not the germans, dutch, yanks, aussies, paddies and canucks for starters.
>>52038157
do you swing with dave or jezza fa͏m?
>>52038178
That's it! Thanks lad have a slag pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubeVUnGQOIk
>>52038123
bog sim his sargon
>>52038176
may the force be with you! lol
>>52038140
They bring their kids over from Poland to claim bennies, none of them know English
At least their are quality controls on pakis now
Time to trim back the willy hair
chowDA, it's chowDA
>>52038123
god bless him
wished he touched more on immigration
>>52038115
Always be within 35cm of your date.
This tip was brought to you and verified by a kqt
jej lads
>>52038123
Self obsessed wanker but pretty based on his points. Would listen/wouldn't hang out with
>>52038254
good lad
just went to wipe my arse and hadn't even shat yet!
haha!
>>52038250
>At least their are quality controls on pakis now
HAhAhAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>52038235
being intimate with a woman is so far beyond my comprehension, yet people i know were literally HALF my fucking age when they started shagging
went shopping today lads
>>52038235
cant you believe you didnt know that you helmet
>>52038137
Nah I mean how computers now are all OMG APPS TRACK YOUR APPS HOW MANY STEPS DID YOU TAKE OMG DO YOU WANT TO INTERFACE WITH YOUR PHONE FUCKING HELL LOOKING HOW BIG THIS ICON IS TOUCH SCREEN BRUH OMG APPS!
https://youtu.be/FEhpmuXHmRQ
I want to go back to the 90'thsee
>>52038212
On fiscal policy? Neither really. Yourself?
>>52038235
np x
fucking hate computers, software and the internet lads
it all sucks donkey balls
who here likes my posts?
started browsing /bleep/ much more recently
>>52038309
based centrist, not getting keked by yank tribalism
Who /readyforcarolsinging/ here?
imagine not being able to read lads
>>52038337
*likes and subscribes*
>>52038309
I see Dave as the lesser evil la
>>52038300
Hated this song
give me Vengaboys
>>52038123
he makes some good points but fuck me his voice is so annoying, constantly sounds like he's got blocked sinuses and phlegm in the back of his throat
>>52038337
fuck off
>>52038372
I want you in my room (BOOM BOOM BOOM)
Hahaha I'm fucking dying right now desu lads. I just came back from my student meeting and some SJW cunt raised the point that we should refer to ALL black people as African American holy kek I aint even joking. Tumblr must have gotten to her fucking head the dumb bitch, and my black friend immediately shut her down and called her an idiot.
>>52038372
dododoododadododoo
>>52038123
Bog Sim his sargon
>>52038391
Let's spent the night together forever in my room
>>52038368
thanks. If you want to see more don't forget you can pledge as little or as much as you want on my Patreon page
>>52038382
get tae fuck
>>52038372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE
>>52038438
kek
>>52038440
>didn't post their only good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKksMJY1z0g#t=16s
>>52038437
Are hugs accepted on Patreon?
need a poo 2bh
>>52038000
Trips confirms good idea
>>52038438
Lol it was almost like that but the retard refused to retract her position, even after being annihilated by and actual black guy.
>>52038493
do it in my mouth pls
>>52038521
open wide
>>52038486
No but look out for me at CommentCon
>>52038483
shitty reggae rip off dezu senpie
rumour has it there's an actual batty boy in this thread RIGHT NOW
Oi m8s bought a house in Budva
Post your favourite Christmas carol lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3IghOn18VY
>>52038548
Let's hold him down and all take turns bumming him.
>the tBh ban will be lifted soon
>everyone will still write desu as a matter of preference
>desu will be banned
Screencap this. The nip bastard is having a laugh
oneitis posted a shitty tumblr image as her fbook status
>>52038571
Batty boy detected
still can't really believe he topped himself lads
>>52038571
found him
I've only had an actual rapport with one woman in my entire life and I let it crumble because I couldn't put myself out of my comfort zone for a few hours, which left her thinking that I hated her or at the very least, found her too ugly and unwelcoming to pursue. Wish I hadn't done that now. Only just realised how it might have hurt her feelings.
>depressed and never leave room
>jerk off on self, don't bother containing it
>it dries, smells like cat urine for some reason
>dad notices, immediately blames our old beat up pussy cat that's actually pretty well behaved
>"if it's got bladder problems we're going to have to put it down"
>cat's the only companionship i even have anymore
this world is suspiciously like an ironic hell made to punish me in brutal ironic fashion until i finally kill myself 2bh
>>52038608
Good bants desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6VPBIiFRY
>>52038608
It was a prank. He's laughing at you.
>>52038575
>tfw you still post candyass
>>52038608
I can. He was such a fucking sad clown the obviousness of it was off putting. Behind that smile and frantic joking you could always see a profoundly sad individual
>>52038553
noice
>>52038627
fuck off
>>52038627
Don't do it again.
>>52038608
he had dementia AND parkinsons and less than 3 years to live
>>52038683
all me
>>52038680
you've just described almost every stand up comic and comedy actor ever 2bh
>>52038683
Fucking rude desu
>>52038726
not mention all his money going to his bitch ex wife
>implying virginity even applies to boys
>>52038689
rude and entirely uncalled for
>>52038726
the implication is he's going straight ahead with it i think we'll see
>>52038769
what do you mean by that m8
how do i stop blowing after only 2 minutes of sex, either intercourse or oral?
>>52038753
sorry familia, i missed an apostrophe as well
>I'll never be betrothed to a fair Saxon maiden
>>52038800
purity only matters for girls
>>52038779
I assume that second one was meant for me. You should just tell your dad it wasn't the cat desu.
>>52038553
>floods of teletext nostalgia
https://www.instagram.com/p/-2tosgIG1J/
another pic of the gf hehe
>>52038847
first time i went abroad was for a teletext bargain holiday
>>52038847
>>52038862
may we share her?
>>52038841
Explain?
I've become 1% less fluent in Spanish according to Duolingo.
>>52038881
Beautiful
Do you have any digitizer screens?
Know any shows like Dads army?Except 'allo 'allo.
>>52038553
>>52038881
Why do times have to change?
>>52038899
no male heinemann
lost my phone last night lads and got loads of texts in my phone from dealers think theyre fucked?
>>52038895
ok sure
what do you have planned o:
Hark the herald the Angels sing
the taxman's taken all my dough Tbh
Won't get none of your CDs back
We three Kings of Orient are
>>52039020
Poleaboo thanks you for the NEETbux and Legal Aid
>Ex-Wales captain Kevin Ratcliffe: "I'd rather be playing England than France, Germany or Spain. There are other countries that actually scare me more than they do."
y-you too Wales ;_;7
>>52039091
So? Still one of the big 4
>>52039087
I can't sail in my yacht, the taxman's taken everything I've got
>>52039087
he's still got a stately home while you live with your parents
Ded in here tonight.
>England will be in France June of 2016
>Wales will be in France June of 2016
>Rep. of Ireland will be in France June of 2016
>Northern Ireland will be in France June of 2016
>Scotland will be at home supporting literally any team that England happen to be playing that day, but they're not butthurt!
Beautiful lads. Kinda poetic.
>Microsoft office is still a thing
But Libra Office is free?
so, here we are........friday night
the lads
>>52039213
its saturday senpai
>>52039207
>Libra Office
off yourself
