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Brand new currency edition
janny's gonna do his nut
THE RUM IS GONE
WHY IS THE RUM GONE
>>52001325
what about me??
gave up all hope I can finally start livin
These threads are all shitposting.
doing a cheeky late night poo
janny's nut status: done in
>>52001355
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>>52001355
LOVELY lovely lovely LOVELY post ive given it a lovely you and im swallowing another lovely shot cos im a lovely old girl im 19 years young i ttried VERY hard to write this well i am not gallivanting after piratesnshdfhahahdhashdjasdkasjdhaksdj;gasjk
hot pockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aha just telling the lads what im having for din dins
back to moderating chinese cartoon image boards!!!!!!!!!!!! *deletes any post that mentions nuts or jannies*
knees look liek I've been sucking willy ha ha
>>52001306
when do these come into affect?
or are they just meme notes from somewhere like scotland or northern ireland
pirates?? where
>>52001355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aanPi9ajuJo
Pirates of the Kyarobbean
How many of you remember these?
>>52001396
hmm very good, i would let you on my ship
t. """Captain Jack Sparrow""""
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
kraut, whoever, all welcome (yanks not allowed)
>>52001306
I hope youdon't ge ttoo many (You)s again
>>52001396
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>>52001396
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>>52001306
>No Queen
Fuck off traitor
>>52001403
Feb 2016
Why is it always Sunni muslims who ruin it for everyone?
>>52001396
give me yo rum
>>52001306
pretty dope but desu looks like GoT: the money
There is a particularly odious paki shitskin spreading his taqiya here
>>52001403
they're fanmade, a redditor's concept for our notes if we became a Republic
Trying to find a shemale escort but theres non in my area other than a few 45 year old men in skirts.
>>52001408
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
>>52001403
tbeyre literally from reddit by some republican jidiot
>>52001439
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeweeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52001441
abnimals.s..s.s.,s
>>52001450
cotton here says you missed abit haha ,..., william turner init
>>52001432
fuck off grandad
kyary
I was born on a Dublin street where the royal drums did beat
And the loving English feet walked all over us,
And every single night when me father'd come home tight
He'd invite the neighbors outside with this chorus:
(chorus) Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lanes in Killeshandra.
Come tell us how you slew
Them ol' Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had spears and bows and arrows,
How you bravely faced each one
With your sixteen pounder gun
And you frightened them damn natives to their marrow.
(chorus) Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lanes in Killeshandra.
Come let us hear you tell
How you slandered great Parnell,
When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
Where are the sneers and jeers
That you bravely let us hear
When our heroes of sixteen were executed.
(chorus) Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lanes in Killeshandra.
Oh, come out ye English Huns
Come out and fight without yer guns
Show yer wife how you won medals up in Derry
Ye Murdered Free Young Men,
And you'll do the same again
So get out and take yer bloody army with ye
(chorus) Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lanes in Killeshandra.
>>52001432
Why can't we have them back? Polymer £1 notes would be amazing. Can't stand carrying change desu
doing an action
>>52001436
Rorke
>>52001477
all me
>>52001333
Obviously a lot of things are relevant, it's just the extent to which they're used that varies.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. If I'm not around in the near future, enjoy. But I probably will be. I'm always around.
>>52001455
>a redditor's concept for our notes if we became a Republic
So much disgust in one sentence
kyaryibbean
(excellet posts by my fellow pirates)
Obligatory, how old are we all then lads?
21 and still here. Wake me up (can't wake up).
>>52001396
Literal child, fuck off kill yourself
https://ia801509.us.archive.org/13/items/DabiqNin/Dabiq_nin.mp4
It's from Fallout tb h
>>52001474
Pirateposting only pls thank u
>>52001465
thank you my friend
>>52001490
fav macklemore song
>>52001493
this. pound notes would be handy and fun t b h
are you shitting me
>>52001540
oh yeah caesar says it
Well, how do you do, Private William McBride,
Do you mind if I sit down here by your graveside?
And rest for awhile in the warm summer sun,
I've been walking all day, and I'm nearly done.
And I see by your gravestone you were only 19
When you joined the glorious fallen in 1916,
Well, I hope you died quick and I hope you died clean
Or, Willie McBride, was it slow and obscene?
Did they Beat the drum slowly, did the play the pipes lowly?
Did the rifles fir o'er you as they lowered you down?
Did the bugles sound The Last Post in chorus?
Did the pipes play the Flowers of the Forest?
And did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind
In some loyal heart is your memory enshrined?
And, though you died back in 1916,
To that loyal heart are you forever 19?
Or are you a stranger without even a name,
Forever enshrined behind some glass pane,
In an old photograph, torn and tattered and stained,
And fading to yellow in a brown leather frame?
The sun's shining down on these green fields of France;
The warm wind blows gently, and the red poppies dance.
The trenches have vanished long under the plow;
No gas and no barbed wire, no guns firing now.
But here in this graveyard that's still No Man's Land
The countless white crosses in mute witness stand
To man's blind indifference to his fellow man.
And a whole generation who were butchered and damned.
And I can't help but wonder, no Willie McBride,
Do all those who lie here know why they died?
Did you really believe them when they told you "The Cause?"
Did you really believe that this war would end wars?
Well the suffering, the sorrow, the glory, the shame
The killing, the dying, it was all done in vain,
For Willie McBride, it all happened again,
And again, and again, and again, and again.
Anyone who believes in the koran should be declared legally insane
>>52001536
cvery rude .... very dude..... veru durde............ very dyur,de......................................theres still a s.ioght the beautiful missrse mrs commodore ahhaahahahahhahaa, cghreat shit,.. tehyre cursed they cajt be nklilled... ahahaha the mermaid... ahahahahhahhhahahahahhhaha amauzuhg ... tjhe script?? yeah man i know it by heart........ im a reall.....heraty.....jhearyt... hearyt....hearty fan of the old ffrancgise haha..... im writing loads... and the grunt just seals it hahahahaha and the little laugh BWAAHAMCKLN BNA
>>52001543
yo ho ho and a bottle of kyary
They're looking more badass lads
>tfw no jgf with dsl
Wow, the one with the Welsh dragon looks really cool.
>Tfw shitty looking currency
My 18th birthday is in 8 minutes.
Janny's gonna go mental when he realises us kids have got access to all this banter aha
>>52001536
fuck off right now
you hear me
fuck
offf?
>>52001527
i want to sing sea shanties with kyary
trying to bring back the phrase "knock your block off"
if anyone's got a problem with that I will knock your block off
>>52001536
back the fuck off???
>>52001588
Pristine
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them
You've grown, so grown
Now I must say more than ever
(Come On Eileen)
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means (what he means)
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen
(Come On Eileen)
These people round here
Wear beaten-down eyes sunk in smoke-dried faces
They're so resigned to what their fate is
But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever (remember)
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And you'll hum this tune forever
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
Aah, come on let's
Take off everything
That pretty red dress
Eileen (tell him yes)
Aah, come on let's
Aah, come on Eileen
That pretty red dress
Eileen (tell him yes)
Aah, come on let's
Aah, come on Eileen
Come on Eileen, too-loo-rye-aye
Come on Eileen, too-loo-rye-aye
Now you're full grown
Now you have shown
Oh, Eileen
Say, come on Eileen
These things they are real and I know
How you feel
Now I must say more than ever
Things round here have changed
I say, too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye-aye
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Aah, come on Eileen
Aah, come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Well, they're dirty
Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen...
>>52001593
>badass
fuck off yank
>>52001615
>>52001615
>>52001615
i LOVE HEARTS.....OR HERTS AS HE IS KNOWN DTO HIS FAMILY.........................IWANT TO KISS HIM BUT IN A SMELLY HETERO WAY
>>52001630
DORMER WORMER WILLY WOO WOO
>>52001616
good lad
fucks sake
doing a sad but also watching a pirate
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
As down the glen one Easter morn to a city fair rode I
There Armed lines of marching men in squadrons passed me by
No pipe did hum, no battle drum did sound its loud tattoo
But the Angelus Bell o'er the Liffey's swell rang out in the foggy dew
Right proudly high over Dublin Town they hung out the flag of war
'Twas better to die 'neath an Irish sky than at Suvla or Sud-El-Bar
And from the plains of Royal Meath strong men came hurrying through
While Britannia's Huns, with their long range guns sailed in through the foggy dew
Oh the night fell black, and the rifles' crack made perfidious Albion reel
In the leaden rain, seven tongues of flame did shine o'er the lines of steel
By each shining blade a prayer was said, that to Ireland her sons be true
But when morning broke, still the war flag shook out its folds in the foggy dew
'Twas England bade our wild geese go, that "small nations might be free";
Their lonely graves are by Suvla's waves or the fringe of the great North Sea.
Oh, had they died by Pearse's side or fought with Cathal Brugha*
Their graves we'd keep where the Fenians sleep, 'neath the shroud of the foggy dew.
Oh the bravest fell, and the Requiem bell rang mournfully and clear
For those who died that Eastertide in the spring time of the year
While the world did gaze, with deep amaze, at those fearless men, but few,
Who bore the fight that freedom's light might shine through the foggy dew
As back through the glen I rode again and my heart with grief was sore
For I parted then with valiant men whom I never shall see more
But to and fro in my dreams I go and I kneel and pray for you,
For slavery fled, O glorious dead, when you fell in the foggy dew.
Back at work tomorrow lads
>>52001645
AIN'T Dormer
I am observing the chat closely
>>52001452
>I still don't understand that I live in the information age of warfare
>I don't get pleasure out of seeing conflicts in HD and set to banging nasheeds from the comfort of my own home
It's literally just entertainment lad. If I was actually trying to recruit or influence you I would do it somewhere better than here.
Hey guys. I'll be back in no time and I have over 300 dollars, more than the rest of the continent.
oneitis liked a lad bible story ffs
can't stand the irish they're all terrorists at heart as bad as the muzzies
Go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we'll fight you for 800 more
If you stay British soldiers, if you stay
You'll never ever beat the IRA
For the 14 men in Derry
Are the last that you will bury
So take a tip, and leave us bloody be
So go on home British Soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
We're not British, we're not Saxon, we're not English
We're Irish and proud we are to be
So fuck your Union Jack, we want our country back
We want to see old Ireland free once more
So go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
We'll fight them British soldiers for the cause
We'll never bow to soldiers because
Troughout our history, we were born to be free
So get out British bastards leave us be
So go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
Go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)
You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same
'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)
(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)
Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead
(Jitterbug)
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing
(Boom-boom-boom)
this thread is fucking gibberish lads. sort it out
>>52001637
Ask for this at every wedding I go to desu. Everyone and their granny gets up to dance.
fucks sake literally all music is shite
>>52001680
don't do that you nazi sympathising twat
if you want some cheeky banter
buy a tin of surstromming and open it a house party
*a non gibberish post*
The Big Lebowski (1998)
My rating: 7/10
"It was breddy gud"
One thumb up
Love you and your family and friends. I will wipe the first one.
>>52001728
suck ur MUM!!!! AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Llovely but i dont really like the song lyrics in this rhtrewad... i think its a load pof tosh... and its shit init..
i love birmingham west midlands whoever the blimming heck he is i thinkn hes aogod l;ad
Have you done your part to counter British terrorism in occupied Ireland?
Why are some spastics just shitting up the thread with lyrics?
Every day I curse the fact I was born in Great Shitain and not America.
Been on Holiday 3 times there and it's way better than Britain.
>>52001720
Heard this at my gym earlier today.
>>52001756
one at the front with the exposed shoulders would get it ironically
>>52001720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaOxO2qbRY
>>52001716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc7-xu7R3Q4
>>52001761
Just watched 'End of Watch'
Probably a 9/10, a bit gay for that sort of film, I am.
>>52001767
what is birminghams pirate name?
>>52001767
extremely high quality post
>>52001814
bender o'pakiwag
ive done the captha cfof rhtis 1`9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Members of an elite British Army unit have admitted breaking the law by killing unarmed men during the Troubles.
>A BBC Panorama documentary reveals details of the Military Reaction Force (MRF), which carried out drive-by shootings of nationalists 40 years ago - without evidence they were IRA members.
>One man told the show: "We were not there to act like an Army unit, we were there to act like a terror group.
>British "soldiers"
Justice is being served everytime a Brit is killed by an IED in Afghanistan.
Post Christmas Music. Here's a cheeky one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIUlEUWKloM
>>52001814
>>52001832
unironically not on there
are you having a private chat without me :(
Computer, can I get a printout of Birmingham smiling?
>>52001854
wow someone posted the GOAT in the first post, that's fucking rare
>>52001793
Somehow made it camper than it already is
Hey lads just posting a pic of mugi, pretty cute if you ask me.
>>52001866
That's pretty lewd lad
>>52001858
nothing much just having a cheeky shcaht or 2
mostly just inane baBBN;LE!! INANE BALBEBL... the film is getting good its the final set of fights its porper good but im being a ninny you might jotl ike it ahha
i luv u tho i dont dislike any flags except AYRSHIRE who is anm Cunt
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When are they going to remove the filters, lads?
>walk in
>"I hope you liked my curry, anon...I cooked it just for you."
>"Is your mouth all spicy now? come sit here, I'll kiss it off"
what do?
don't feel christmassy yet
it's getting later and later each year desu, very sad
>>52001854
posting a Christmas banger haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
>>52001854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ94M_XHarI
COME NOW SING WITH ME
PROPER CRIMBO
>>52001847
>muh heritage
"Humanity was a mistake" - Earth
It seems like Britain is done getting keked by rich Arabs and is now pleased to get keked by China.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/11/britain-criticised-for-praising-china-on-un-human-rights-day
>>52001910
stomp her head in
>>52001900
ayrshire is a cunt
shows up for lik 2 posts
reports EVERYTHING
then leaves
what a fucking cunt haha
Reminder that if you don't like Robbie Williams, Sam Smith or Ed Sheeran then you're either:
1) An edgy teenage fedora who hates pop music
2) An abnormie loser virgin who listens to obscure mongy shit that normies have never heard of
3) A non-White
bucks :
a few seconds ago
need a keira astride my musculature
t. me
wahey lads
>>52001871
computer says no
>A total of 453 British forces personnel or Ministry of Defence civilians have died while serving in Afghanistan since the start of operations in October 2001
lmao
Here's to 453 more.
>>52001196
because you got work
>tfw no gf
haha might drop myself very soon lads!
>>52001976
shag her in her fanny with your willy son
>>52001920
good lad, had the CD
>>52001967
Personally, I'm number 2.
Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran are fucking complete overrated shit.
I have no opinion on Robbie Williams because he's a washed up has-been.
would you lads
>>52001976
which one is you 2bh?
>>52001984
Rasheed
>friend genuinely had no idea what I was talking about just now
>was talking about Alien
>>52002030
the blue one
If I was given the choice I probably would have opted out of being born
>>52001976
>by myself
faggotttttttttt
mate you can't admit to being by yourself with a girl fucking ever ever
t. 18 year old virgin but seriously
>>52001910
Tell her fuck off paki and walk back home to my White girlfriend
oh my god the daily mail
haven't posted here in like 2 months lads. once again feeling dire enough to come here lmao
how is everyone
http://strawpoll.me/6240997
http://strawpoll.me/6240997
http://strawpoll.me/6240997
>>52001967
They're all pretty shit. A few Robbie songs are alright but i wouldnt say i ever liked him.
But yeah you got me with 2. If you're not abnormie you should leave 4chan to be completely honest family
>>52001976
>being scared of films
You just keked yourself
>Why yes I do consider my race to be superior to other races.
JUST DONE A SHOT
THE DAILY MAIL
THE STUDENTS
THE BANKERS
THE NHS
THE STEEL
hey everyone im new to brit is this an anime friendly general?
>>52001910
cry because girls are scary
>>52002022
Same.
The show wasn't too bad but I hate that cunt who's on it.
jenna
>>52002056
>t. 18 year old
>virgin
might just not take your advice Tbh
>If you're not abnormie you should leave 4chan
>All races are EQUAL!!
>>52002027
Yes to Tina Fey, although she looks much prettier irl.
@52002100
fuck off
>The so called 'Islamic' state - or Daesh if you will.
>>52002112
keep chatting about how you've got no mates then mate I'm sure that's a gr8 plan
>>52002100
yes
>>52002066
suicidal thanks for asking
>doing a bloody drunk singalong to a normie song lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gHXlxY0GAX
listen til the end
>>52001967
AND THROUGH IT ALL
>>52002163
mate are you implying i dont smash boxes left, right, and centre?!?!?!?!?
@52002181
pathetic
>>52001999
i love the south, partiocualr y heeterfordehsire..... and jews are ok too..... i really want to smell oralndo blooms nether bits and bit his bits up my bits but not relaly i want keira knigtley aALL UP MY QUIM AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GREAT POST BY ME... I LIVE IT.... IF YOU LIKE THIS POST REPLY AND SAY YOU LIKED IT OR ILL CRY
what the fuck is it with normies and the alien face emojii lads
What was >>52000000
>>52002189
I STOOD UP TALL
>>52002069
wheres the 18 option you monger
>>52002220
MANCHESTER MADCHESTER WHO'S GETTING FUCKED TONIGHT?????????
*draws smiley faces in biro on home-made ecstacy pills*
£2 each m8 £2 each they're belters our kid from holland lad clean gurners truss
*graffitis [MAD FER IT] with an acid house smiley on the local underpass*
GIVE US YER PIN (aka ur blackberry pin cause i'm well mad to shag ur mum)
OKAY M8S TIME FOR A HAPPY HARDCORE IMPROV!!!!!!
*air horn sound*
we the eckie laas, find us in bars
might be spittin fer days but we aint got cars
that's cause i'm 16
remember 89? (no)
take me to a warehouse i want acid not grime
we doin crimes whilst makin rhymes
just a sunny d kid cause i'm spittin sunshine
see my rays at raves
often known to blaze
but i smoke off the dole cause there's nae bills to pays (crowd bantering hard as quick succession of overdriven kicks sound through the warehouse)
TIME FOR A REWIND
*oasis can be heard playing in the distance as stacey wanders away from the pack to take a piss in the nearby canal*
..................them feels when it's 4am but you want a greggs
anyone seen my hammer pants????????
>>52002239
fuck off child
>>52002220
/hertfordshire/ masterace
give me a friend
please
be as druggy or chrstiian as you like
pleas
REE
>>52002220
your banter is next level tonight
>>52002181
you sound black
>>52002191
n-nah of course not mate
allow it yeah
>fuck off child
>>52002272
fuck off old virgin weirdo
>>52002151
>so called>so called>so called>so called
>so called>so called>so called>so called
>so called>so called>so called>so called
>so called>so called>so called>so called
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH! WHY DO THEY ALL KEEP ON SAYING THIS?
>>52002290
racist
reminder
huzzah
Anxiously putting a post out there for your judgement and scrutiny. Don't be too harsh, please.
>>52002313
Because there's nothing Islamic so-called about "Islamic State"
Really don't get how Oriental blokes say that Lucy Liu is unattractive and the whole western world just has yellow fever.
She's heaps cute.
going to SMAHS THE SO CALLED ISLAMIC STATE RIGHT UP THE FANNY
WANT A KEIRA NIGHTLY MIDLY A PIRATE GF
>yfw you realize everything is pointless and nothing you do matters
Is hedonism the only life style worth living?
>>52002349
she should open her eyes once in a while tbf
>tfw your flight leaves from Birmingham
>The so-called "Islamic" State
it's not islamic and it's not a state
>>52002349
t b h gooks have never done much for me
>it's not islamic and it's not a state
spacker strawpoll here:
http://strawpoll.me/6241048
a few seconds agoBIRD SHITTY POO POO WILLY BM FART 1!!!A AHAHHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8x7H3DD8Y
BABY PLEASE COME HOME!
Christian state of Jerusalem and Cana is at it again, m8s
>>52001306
Looks better than the queens old cunt face
>>52002451
Jesus Christ what is wrong with them?
I've got the house to myself until 10am
I think I'll bake some muffins
>>52002451
2 4 3 1
>>52002473
lmao after he beat the first bloke he just dropped his spaghetti
if you're browsing this site in your twenties and you're still a virgin, then honestly...
...I have to commend you. It's not easy choosing a life of chasteness and abstinence, but it is a pure lifestyle. I'm sure we can all admire you waiting for a monogamous life partner to become intimate with, as there's no truer form of love.
good on you, boys. Rarely see such commitment to the conservative and traditionalist way of romance these days but I'm proud.
>>52002494
Today I saw a girl order a muffin and eat it with a spoon.
Weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life.
>>52002494
fucking hell lad calm down, a free house doesn't give you free reign to go berserk
>>52002500
>2 before 4
>3 before 1
are you trying to bait me
Lads now that British slang is played out I'm thinking we switch to Aussie slang
DOJNE A DEEP TALK AND WANT TO FUCK LOTS OF PEOPKE MAINLY KEIRA MKNIGHTKLY.E..
>>52002571
>implying
>>52002535
>waiting for a monogamous life partner to become intimate with, as there's no truer form of love.
literally doing this desu
got a ldr and we're saving each for each other when she moves in with me in 2 years
>>52001967
Pretty accurate desu, liking artists such as those is necessary in order to be able to fit in with the normies. Or you can just tell your mates that you listen to "radiohead and death grips"... and stay a virgin.
Been playing some Sam Smith on repeat, briddy gud desu
>>52002535
t-thanks
THE POWER OF LOVE
A FORCE FROM ABOVE
CLEANING MY SOUL
>yfw >>>/trash/
HUH HOOAH HAY
HUH HOOAH HAY
(impression of skyrim's maintheme intro)
>>52002634
both me
>>52002614
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoTvgPn0rU
>>52002594
>got a ldr and we're saving each for each other when she moves in with me in 2 years
>>52002437
Mediterranean to northern European. Whites truly has the best selections, desu
>>52002598
Radiohead is shit
Meme grips is wank
Sam Smith is utter shit
mainstream music is at the lowest it has ever been in terms of quality
If I had a hammer I'd smash the patriarchy
>>52002656
How do they know the gender of the searcher desu?
>>52002656
haha nice propaganda but 'NO'
>>52002616
great post.... i am going to maekkea post in ededication to herts who is my ENW soulmate and like that indian chap i opick an d choose them and i think we've really come to a good place in our discussions and our thinkgs and we are very goood chaps and chapettes..... ilove italy and i liove nelgnad but i want to strime keptout init onm deck you scabrous dogs
>>52002634
What did he want banned?
what are your plans for the weekend lads?
>>52002721
>Japanese
still don't believe it desu senpai
>>52002721
This is just because dykes are immoral beings
>>>/trash/519917
>>>/trash/519917
>>>/trash/519917
Janny's propa doin his nut in ahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPdPpetOSJ8
listen for the whole 60 minutes
>>52002774
6/10
>>52001306
Nice new currency.
Where is the bull of Spain btw? We are British too.
really wish it wasn't so late so I could practice guitar
think it's something i'm going to keep at desu
>>52002353
imagine how painful it would be if someone smacked you in the balls with that on though?
>>52002702
No desu
Been leaving the radio on and been really into some of the pop music coming out lately
And the British rap scene is absolutely on fire with this new 'grime' shite the middle class white teens are into
>>52001432
have got a £1 note in my collection somewhere
bit ripped up
DOIJG A WEE ON THE WEBSITE .. LADS I THINK IOTS S AREALLY GOOD THING.. BUT I DONT REALLY.. I THINK ITS A GOOD TWO DOTS ITS ILIKE NIPPLES INIT.. HAHA AANHAHAHAHAHHA
>>52002797
only Gibraltar
what's that song where the bird screams ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKE THIIIIIS over and over
feel sorry for people that are so narrow minded that they wouldn't even try weed once
Lads why did telephones have letters on them before texting was invented?
>>52002816
I'm feeling a light to medium 6 on this post
>>52002801
It would be extremely painful
>>52002826
darude sandstorm
haha look at this image of a game show host from the uk struggling to keep his laughter in and leaning against a surface as a result lads aha
>>52002852
undisputed king of late afternoon banter
>>52002805
>some of the pop music coming out lately
go on then, tell us what you enjoy out of that shitfest
>grime
>rap
fuck off
>i post on /brit/
>>52002826
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ONLY+LOVE+CAN+HURT+LIKE+THIIIIIS
>>52002826
is that the interracial breeding one
>>52002847
FOR YOU
>>52002701
Good lad
need a chink gf desu
http://strawpoll.me/6241048
ayyy lmao
LATDS I REALLY NEED TO WEE. KY IS ON MY BACK AND I THINK JERTHETS IS ON MY SHOULDERS IM A STALLION STALWART STATUE LOTS OF GOOD SOLID WORDS THAT START WITH ST BUT I REALLY HAVE TO DERERFER TO >>52002801
ULSTER IS A GOOD SOUND LAD A BIT MILITANTLY ANTI PAKI BVUT YOU KNOW ITS ALL GOOD IN THE END BECAUSE HE WOULD STAND UPF OR MY HUMAN RIGHTS AS A SIMPLE WEE LOVING GIRLA ND SHE HE WOULD DO THE SAME AND I WOULD DO IT IF HE SAID I WANT TO WEE SITTING DOWN I WOULD SAY WELL GO ON AND DO IT I THINK WE WEVER CLOSER IN THE NEAR ORDISTNAT PAST.... I JUST HAD A FUCKIGN HEARR TATACCKAC COS HERTS IS A DICKEADHEAD AND HE PLAUS SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE JUST ABOUT AD A STROKE THE FUCKING CUNT FTHE UFKCING CUNY I LOVE HIM THO I WILL PROBABLY MARRY HIM IF I CANT FIND A GOOD GF IN NEW ZEALAND PLEASEA HERT LETS BE GOOD CHAPS YEH
>>52002866
looks a wee bit like my gf
even got the tummy
IM AM BACK
ALIVE BUT JUST DONE A SICK LMAO
WHAT A WEEK CUNT
>>52002869
>grime fuck off
racist
wish I had a loyal 5/10 gf with no ambitions who was just nice to be around tbqh
>>52002866
CUTies omgg
bet they went home and shagged <333
>mum and dad are at a Simply Red concert
>>52002869
sam smith, ed sheeran, adele's new thing, maroon 5, hozier
>niggers talking fast
>not rap
whatever m8
>>52002914
Lets try this again, shall we?
ayyy lmao
>>52002954
its fucking shit mate
rap isn't music
I don't care what the fuck you say
>>52002956
literally my gf desu
we unironically said our vows last week
>>52002986
>we unironically said our vows last week
i don't know what this means
>>52002751
Vienna tomorrow
What have I learned from this?
Don't go to Loughborough, it's fucking shite for slags
>>52002973
>sam smith
>ed sheeran
>maroon 5
kill yourself
adele and hozier are alright
>>52003006
what you doing
>>52002984
ayy
gonna have a cheeky eight hours lads
me with the glasses lads
i dont like girls i like dick and that is why i post on /brit/
>>52003023
>3.png
>doesn't post
FRICK OFF
Found 1p on the ground coming home from work
Think my luck's starting to change lads
>listening to non-Asian music
>>52003061
looks like that film critic bloke that has half his jaw hanging off
>>52003006
love Vienna. beautiful fascinating city
this shit is just interesting 2bh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21859771
Is there any way to use whatsapp whilst my phone is off
>>52003006
Are Austrian Universities really expensive, lad?
>>52002986
>rap isn't music
Well... It is.
>>52003066
found two half pennies on the ground the other day
i think i'm winning more than you are
haha look at this image lads! it appears to be an image of the face of former ukip candidate for prime minister of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland, nigel farage, that has been drawn onto a picture of a block of cheese with the caption "nigel fromage", a play on his name and the french word for cheese! absolute top quality banter in my subjective opinion! aha!
pizza's here lads
>>52002915
I love you be my gf lol
>>52003066
I unironically found a fiver (five pound note) in my old jeans earlier
Any of you lads got proper diagnosed anxiety?
What a #lad
>le rap and grime are bad
I too used to be autistic and closed off
Then I gave it a try and found out its great
>>52003144
yeah me aha
>>52003078
>being a huge fucking faggot weeb
>AND BRITISH
holy fuck, I can't breathe
>>52003139
definitely not the same thing
Tfw no cosplay gf
am I the only girl here? feels like it sometimes lol
why doesn't the janny delete surplus /brit/ threads?
>>52003144
I'm not sure.
I've been going to therapy for 3 months for GAD from a GP referral.
I'm sure it's on my record.
Was offered an official autism diagnosis but I refused it.
>>52003176
Edinburgh.
just want someone to cuddle with
>>52003078
kill yourself
>>52003176
im a girl
>Amerimongs
>>52003176
Manchester.
>>52003151
rap and grime and hip hop are shit mate
modern stereotypical black culture is shit
just fuck off
>>52003176
i am an anime girl
>>52003176
you're not a girl. you're mentally ill
>>52003176
Kent
Imagine lads. A virgin land in which iron tracks are laid for the first time. Men bent over, swinging pickaxes and dynamiting huge rocks, creating a path for metal dragons, breathing fire and smoke to hurtle across, passengers and goods moving at astonishing speeds. A journey of a week now completed in a matter of hours.
Fucking love trains. Not in an anorak train spotter way, although I have to say, I respect what they do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzo6Otpgj-E
>>52003151
Grime's pretty good desu
Rap is American and is just some nigger rhyming about muh dik, booty, weed n sheeit
Grime typically has way sicker beats and bars
>>52003201
get a dog, they'll love you unconditionally
>>52003202
lovely sideboob and tanline
>>52003158
What are your symptoms? Bit worried I might be developing it ahahahah
Kek
Laughing at this retard
>>52003229
>>52003226
I-im manchester a-anon
>>52003129
thnk we should be soulmates desu i really like you you should copme to my house when i have a house desu we can get proper fucked and drink adn think thats a trademark acgtobity by me cos i love to drink and think and smokle do you smoke uster my lad i try to think liek a combination of gandalf and jack sparrow and me cos its a really great balance of cahracter poeple being i am listening top jpop and its weird but i like it i wish i were in japan right now... we should nmeet herts we would hae a right rolicking time desu i need another shot please reply saying if you think i shuld our not cos i NEED THE ATTENTION but people who dont reply i know who you are and it hink youre better than theothers cos youre abvove peer pressure init ive gopt weird morals and standards but if you kbnow iots above what i think then you are uip there iun th eheavens init afterlife is weird but if its just what you think then you cant go wrong desu as long as you lige a predominantly virtuous life and i really havent but im willing to either makeup for my sins or live an eterneity in hell for beingf suhc a seductive alcoholic waste of space haha just been having a laugh lads....
My mate invested $1000 into some pyramid scheme lol
alri I'm back
alri
>>52003176
B I R M I N G H A M
R
U
M
>>52003289
ahaha doesn't he know they've already built the pyramids years ago AHAHAHA
rap and grime are SHIT
sam smith and ed sheeran are SHIT
mainstream music is TOTAL SHIT
>>52003226
>>52003274
me too
>>52003237
Men who aren't fascinated by trains have low testosterone.
>>52003176
i ama girkl herllo i didnt ser you i a bi;iottl;e niot intoxicated im a bit drunk hello whats up lass!!!!!!!!!!!11 im, listenignt o jpop
Who /NoGfbutsureashellistryingtheirbesttogetonebefore2016/ here?
>>52003259
constant fear and anguish with a bit of self-loathing on the side atm aha
>>52003340
Edinburgh.
>>52003242
very good post, hate US rap 2bh especially 'trap'
i think most people could enjoy grime but they won't give it a try because
>bloody nignogs they're not british
>>52003250
ugly paki
Big Lebowski is a fucking shit film
£5 to whoever can name me a shitter fucking film
>>52003100
Nope
>>52003030
Ben UFO
>>52003091
Personally I'm not a huge fan of the city but damn, it has some interesting stories.
ALRI?
>>52003347
Nah, more like
>/nogf&realiseiwillneverhaveagfsodonteventry/
>>52003368
the porno i made with your mum
>>52003368
birdemic
>tfw no north welsh gf that moans in welsh when you fuck her
You keep the sunshine, just save me the rain.
>>52003283
I do smoke m8 just too skint to buy my own hehe ill steal ur amber leaf
i'm going to england 2016 on my vespa 2bh ill meet you cuties then x0x
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori lads ngl
You are not Morgan Sullivan.
Your name is Jack Thursby
>>52003448
le english gcse le xD
>>52003368
2001 a space oddysey
I will post a new meme in exactly 5 minutes and 13 seconds.
>>52003476
delete this
dick is a bit sore lads
think i wanked too much
>Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
>>52003470
what fám
please killm e
>>52003443
inm just a stupid bellend jebend desu i fel like a mairo kart track bvecause of this kyary rubbish i want to become anm e!!! ain ama nainame!!!! ibut youve got sense and thats rare in brit posters desu, youve got your heade screweed on properly and i respect that u kno init your a proper good lad
i like th eoehters for their taste in asiana girls but you are a proper sensible lad got your ebhad screwed on tight lnot letting these pakis get yto you
niot to discredit herts you are special fr an different reason i will give all of you a hug one day i really sad now but i want to be happy ok im crying i ened to meet my friends im so sad i msis them leoads aaaaaahelp me what do it do i mseesages them i mesage my bvest friend but hes not online the cunt the fuckingdickedhad prick gufkcingcunt im so lonely aaaa
>Tfw sometimes wish me and my brother werent actually brothers because we're really close and if we were just m8s we could go out together (like clubs and stuff no gay shit) without it being weird.
>>52003362
Whenever I go to meet someone or hang out with friends I need to be sick, is this something you experience?
>>52003283
>>52003443
>i smoke baccy
pikeys detected
smoking benson and hedges black that my brought back from germany
usually smoke soverign blue or mayfair though
>>52003528
karys fit as fuk
>>52003334
Men who are fascinated with trains are of low intelligence and cannot conceive higher order concepts
>>52003528
*takes advantage of you while drunk*
haha just messing im not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52003523
*shoots you but da bullet misses n hitz me*
got the spins lads
>>52003368
I watched Big Lebowski tonight
Good film desu
also Birdman
>>52003556
literally Australia
>>52003578
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52003578
i am 100%% unironically a dfemale girl billogically and everything ive gfot the fannty to pro9ve it!!!
>>52003582
silly
>>52003569
i think youre a sound lad too i weant to have a drink with youi desu tyou seem amusing and sortof aware more than the otehr sinit
>no girls pretending to/actually lezzing out at clubs photos posted
ffs lads this is my FAVOURITE genre of slagposting get it together smdh
>>52003574
>scotland
>a real country
>>52003556
*forces your head*
>>52003605
post feet
>HE LIVES ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>>52003616
Most lesbians aren't even really dykes you know
>>52003623
THAT'S all of it
>slagposting genres
>>52003610
cant not mention you nova c otia you saucy little craeture yiou have made me do a smile more than once when i am at my big life moment ill do a think of everyone and youll be there ajd i ll think who made me do a have a lauigh and itll be you and ill remember you oik xxx
>>52003631
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! hashjab u bnecer lsneezed but just have me worrd innit n, my phone is on my flor somewhere if ui was a good girl i woukdfidn it but im a iece of wank and bollocks so i cant find it im about tlo cry ahawhahwhahwhahw
[Pounded Penguin]
>an armed society is a polite society
>>52003559
Straights are fucking minging. It's mostly not even tobacco.
/hr/ should have a slag thread desu
>I know what genre means
my bladder feels the need to spit piss in the touilet 1!!,lds
>>52003651
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
t. nova scotia
wanna hear sershlads qt scouser accent 2bh
is he still awake
>>52003605
How can a girl be depressed 2bh and i'd only want to do sex with you if we """""""""went out for drinks""""""""" (walk round to offies for a bottle of cider then back to urs)
>Tfw this one time i was walking home from the club on a main road at like 4am and i just started screaming at the top of the lungs like a madman.
>>52003651
post your number so i can call your phone and you can find it xx
>>52003698
im not really dfprerpess d just a bit oppressed cos i dont have th emeans to go and do what i want and it reallly annoys me
>>52003712
no that will make idiots find me and strart touching my bits metahpho9rucaklky
>>52003647
fuck off spaghetti fuCKER
>>52003528
good post
>Tfw this one time i was walking home from the club on a main road at like 4am and i just started screaming at the top of the lungs like a madman.
buckinghamshire reminds of me when i was like 14/15 and girls would post on facebook pretending to be proper drunk after they had 1 wkd
>>52003732
just record a vocaroo from your phone and stop playin games buckhamshiya
>>52003647
THERES BOLOGNESE! ON YOUR WILLY!
haha
>>52003702
>tfw walking back along the mainroad at around 6pm and I just stuck my middle finger up at a passing car for no reason
mental me haha
A Mari Usque Ad Mare
hi
>I eat spaghetti bolognese
>>52003765
Was this made for the purposes of fedora posting? It's too cringworthy to be real.
Help me please
>>52003809
whats wrong
>>52003809
*helps you*
>tfw playfully wrestling with and cuddling with a girl who has a bf
>>52003732
anyways i wouldnt od a sex wotj youi if it meant life and death beatween us and the human race tbhi i really dont like willies
>>52003779
ca bntb find!!! nmy fyucjing ogbe!!!! hsjsshjs
>>52003774
ypu make me sick yo mka eme think its all good then you post this rubbuish well i tell u wone thing i just cant dont thinkg youm will ever be it aokaym not fuck foff.... im just really.............................................................ata aj odd palce roghjt now because its sort of between the normal normie way and stuck i this internet bellend situation i detest being the internet eblelend because it makes me a proper neek but i canthelp it because its what i use to get my kicks..if yiy yudbersbtad
fuckij ell lads i juust awnt a (you) now and then is tbat os mju7ch nm
>>52003809
poor little dear's made itself sick
Would you?
>>52003809
are you ok
thought you ran out of alcohol
>>52003809
*helps you*
There u go
http://strawpoll.me/6241048
>>52003854
oh fuck yes
>>52003854
no, and I know it has a willy
t. homosexmial
>>52003854
would I what?
>>52003569
shes so much more than that
in bed and comfy
coding an algorithm to make Buckingham legible
>>52003809
are you ok!!!!!!!!!!1 i worry omost about you8 my little pet my little delicate dove i want you to be ok!!!!!!!!!!!! please tell me if it is th meater and i find you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ij!!!!!!!jasdfkl
>>52003854
,aube
dkasdfd
>>52003883
homoexual hahahahahahhahahahaha
>>52003807
Literally none of those fedora pics are real. They are all made by fat spastics who image searched them and then wrote some cringe shit underneath. The source of the cringe I get from those pics comes from the people that made them desu.
>Inb4 the very same spastic copy pastes and greentexts what I just said with a pic from his collection
Every thread. Every time.
>>52003832
>tfw kissed 1 girl in my life
>it was my friend's gf
>>52003834
fucking hell lad i turn into a bid of a weird cunt when i'm drunk and i'm a good 10 beers down but what is wrong with you
>>52003874
Friday night is normie night
do the poll at 5am on a Tuesday
>>52003854
>traps I would fuck
Bailey jay
Sarina Valentina
Eva Lin (personal favorite)
Only if no one ever finds out though
>traps I wouldn't fuck
Literally all the rest of them.
>>52003894
so are you ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>52001847
>I am irish guy, look at me my great great great grand uncle was irish so am I!
>not realising nearly every brit has some irish in them at some point
>we still think they need to stop bombing, unlike the good old US which funded them at one point
