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all brits look like pasty babies
t. shiplad
Azusa
plymouth
janny's gonna do his NUT
>>51998599
All Germans look like shitskins.
Sorry that was an error. All Germans ARE shitskins.
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
havent got any pictures of kyary being a pirate but rest assured pirates are around
>>51998599
FUGGIN G*RMANS
kyary
>>51998517
>like swimming in the ballast hold
>playing cricket in a cargo hold
m8, they're enclosed spaces you madman.
Also have no idea where I'm going. My company has a habit of informing cadets where they're going 24 or so hours before the cadets have to leave for a flight, lel.
Sounds good though. Overall I'm glad I'm with general cargo, most lecturers painted a grim picture regarding tankers and from what I've heard you'll need some good luck getting a job anywhere else if you're trained aboard cruise ships.
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
Tina Fey is looking fine on Graham Norton.
>>51998655
thats not good enough
Brits out
Sersh
>>51998599
all germans look like pakis
H E R T F O R D S H I R E
>>51998613
Ritsu
>>51998716
>H E R T F O R D S H I R E
not sure if i should be spooked or excited
delete this however
>>51998668
wud fuk
Kyary
>>51998604
Kek. I write reports for them and work with stakeholders etc, not filing papers or whatever a clerical assistant does.
>>51998716
hertfordshire mentioned
hatfield here haha
>>51998715
Plot twist : all pakis look like germans
was it autism?
>>51998735
i know it bb
>>51998784
wasnt talking about her
>>51998748
>hatfield
*does a laugh*
>>51998599
fight me you fucking cunt
re-posting my blogpost because well after the new:
>always go to the same pub nearly every friday night
>always speak to this girl that went to my school and goes there
>said she was gonna come town with me after there last week
>find out she went to somewhere else with her 'ex'
>she just messaged me saying 'why aren't you at the coach'
what do
>slippers
>dressing gown
>hot water bottle
>long johns
>Thermos
Why aren't you prepared for the winter lads?
fantasising about being prime minister lads
I'd be a really lovely one who everyone would love
>>51998738
Yaaaaawwwwwwn
>>51998779
he was trying to work out what team he was on
>>51998738
>I shadow senior team members and do everything they tell me. I'm not useless!!
Set up the phishing site
Any tips on avoiding getting caught if she doesn't fall for it?
Going to hit up her uni email, asking her to like a student union page
>>51998779
He was confused as to why he couldn't beat Hart
who /swimmer/ here
playing san andreas on the ps3 lads lmao
>been home from uni for less than a day
>already want to go back
This is the exact opposite of what I expected to happen
>>51998822
i am. i have central heating
DUN DUN DON DON DO DO DON
(pirates of the caribbean tune)
>>51998676
They're both cargo holds (and fuckhuge) so it wasn't a problem, also the hatch covers were open so it had over 24 hours of ventilation, more than enough for the IMO :^)
My company tried the one day's notice thing once and I basically refused to go, and it wasn't an issue.
I did tankers when I was qualified, it was a bit shit, but not that bad I suppose. I just don't like the life much. Cruise ship people are fucked though, yeah. Bear in mind that you will struggle to get a job at first, it's not easy, but you've got a British ticket and that counts for a LOT. Any idea the nationality of other officers?
i wanna know what love is
i want you to show me
>>51998802
creepy senpai
>>51998804
?
>>51998859
lel enjoy your cut playlist
>>51998822
Because unless you're living in Skyfall or Cock-in-mouth the weather is very mild.
orchestrating a wank (have a method)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq4im5SynV0
lol fucking idiots
>>51998846
why would you do that?
Any West Midlands lads going to Birmingham Pegida in February?
We really need to have more numbers than the lefty limp wrists.
All the Birmingham Councillors have already condemned it, being mostly paki themselves.
And for the love of god we need normal looking people there and not fat, bald drunkards. Pegida in Germany is just regular people.
>>51998852
yeah swimming through pussy
http://news.sky.com/story/1604101/teen-on-hoverboard-killed-in-collision-with-bus
ANNOUNCEMENT: This latest decision by the Jedi Council to allow 800'000 Sith "refugees" into the Galactic Republic is short sighted and extremely unwise. We are at war with the Sith and cannot risk importing people from their territory into our space without proper background checks. A recent survey of Sith refugees found that almost sixty percent supported choking homosexuals to death with the force and a whopping 90% thought thought that mocking Emperor Palpatine should be punishable by death from force lightning. The jedi council's cooky obsession with "tolerance" of the dark side is one step too far and for that reason I hereby resign from the Jedi Order. Imagine if we had let thousands of battle droids into the Republic during the Clone Wars! It wouldn't have made sense then and it makes no sense now!
>>51998934
i'm from nottingham how can i help
>>51998830
>>51998843
But I have my own remit and work in conjunction with my team and work under an overall leader who ensures our objectives stay on track.
What's bad about that? How many graduates are further at 21.
I want to cum on her glasses.
>>51998925
Because I can't stop thinking about her/them, I have nothing else
Everything I do is dedicated to learning more about them or obtaining vengeance
>>51998934
from birmingham and never heard of this
what the fuck is it and why is that sign not english
>>51998928
sta a shit
was it autism?
"Some men, just want to watch the world burn"
orchestrating a wank
https://youtu.be/0_89pxWXH6w?t=309 how quite is she, can see why she had a stalker
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS
>>51998934
Fuck off, /pol/tard
>>51998873
>more than enough for the IMO
kek
>Any idea the nationality of other officers?
Carisbrooke is notorious for employing a lot of Eastern European officers, I'm expecting Poles, Ukies, Russkies etc etc. I'm not too concerned since I'm Ukrainian myself and can talk to them. Deckhands are Filipino though.
>Bear in mind that you will struggle to get a job at first
My company is guaranteed to offer me a role post cadetship. One of the pros of working with Carisbrooke. From what I've heard it's difficult to get a job after you get your CoC only if you don't have that first stamp for a trip as a qualified third officer?
>>51999030
naff off la
ill get purple gang on you, ive got a method
>>51998882
not really
id treat you rite
>>51998886
Been there. Home to the Marquis of Salisbury.
>>51999030
very comfy pub
>>51999047
literally me
>>51998934
>We really need to have more numbers than the lefty limp wrists.
you won't
>>51999047
"Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA"
plotting a wank
greedy bint
>>51999051
Best terminology ever for doing a masturbation, congrats senpai
>>51999057
LOCK DOWN YOUR ARIEL
undertaking a wank
>>51999019
Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamisation of the Occident. It's an originally German protest movement that is spreading all over Europe.
Thery're having a rally in Birmingham on Febuary 6th.
In Germany at least, they have been full of regular people and not EDL type rabble and I'm really hoping that the UK ones wont get filled with holligans.
accomplished a wank
masterminding a wank
YOURE IN ONE
>>51999106
desu I was quoting The Dark Knight
>>51999149
>Failed at life? Blame an immigrant!
>>51999167
you are mildly ahead
>>51999149
will probably go m8
am a hooligan though aha
gonna bash some pakis and go to alum rock and throw a pigs head at a mosque
>>51999190
Rasheed
>>51999190
Rasheed
Kind of want to live in a shipping container, sounds like it would be comfy as fuck. After I decorate the inside, of course
choreographing a wank
>Work in Manchester city centre
>Every time I go for lunch some annoying eastern european shitskin slav walks up to me asking to buy a rose off her
Why the fuck would I want a rose? Do I look like I'm going to have someone to give it to? Why tbe fuck do you keep asking me everyday?
Just die already you waste of existence!
>>51999065
Pretty much aye. It's not too much of an issue overall, but a position as 3rd can help a whole lot.
Eastern Euros aren't too bad really. They're a lot better than Indians. The Filipinos are all just weird but easy enough to get on with most of the time. Don't believe any stories about how shit cadets get treated, you'll get an adequate amount of respect, though don't strut about like the cock of the walk as you're not all that.
Honestly if you feel like you're looking forward to it I think you'll have a good time.
>>51999149
>Febuary 6th
fuck off yank
>>51999149
Are Hindus allowed?
http://strawpoll.me/6240457
heya lads x
>>51999062
>>51999190
Abdul
>>51999087
Biggest thing you've ever burnt?
was it autism?
>>51999271
read this as "bummed"
fucking bender
>>51999191
not actually was Predicting it
theyre still dancing
fuck off scrubs
>>51999243
Yes. Even muslims can come because it's a protest against Islamism not Islam
Regretted the wank
processing a wee
>>51999271
my pizza
marina
a
rina
i
n
aniram
YOU'RE IN ONE
Can't stop watching documentaries lads
I find it fucking interesting though, what made our world the way it is.
been shortlisted for the next series of great british bake off lads
>>51999299
she is just about to learn that they are actually spoopy skeletons where we are
by the time this post goes through she will be finding out this highly shocking news
>>51999103
When I went to a UKIP rally there was about 15 UAF lefties lol
working behind the scenes to get a wank up and running
gagging for a (You) lads
>Found spots of blood when wiping my arse on the toilet paper
It's over lads. Bowel Cancer confirmed.
See you all in hell.
what is your favourite politician eating picture?
>>51999372
When I went to Parliament there was about 1 UKIP righty lol
what's that song that goes DUH-DUH DUH-DUH D-D-D-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH D-D-D-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH D-D-D-DUH-DUH and it sounds like a washing machine going round with a bra wire stuck in it
>51999389
fuck off
>>51999402
Is it dark red or light red?
>>51999372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9gwqbJkOKg
>>51999418
pirates of the carib bean
>>51999427
Light red.
>>51999418
darude - sandstorm i think
>>51999313
Quality chef lad
>>51999439
YOU'RE IN ONE
>>51999418
It feels like the music's got the better of me
>>51999441
Sorted then, it's nothing serious, just hemorrhoids.
If Poleaboo committed a terrorist act would you guys use it to promote your anti-immigrant, anti-Islam rhetoric or hail him as a hero?
the streets are quite good for a lonely friday night in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGtlUMMkOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES
>>51999240
>Honestly if you feel like you're looking forward to it I think you'll have a good time.
Thanks m8, I genuinely feel like I've picked the right career.
Any other advice for my sea phase? Besides obvious ones like not entering enclosed spaces or fucking around during mooring operations.
How do you feel about your job?
>>51998934
you're doing this in birmingham? didnt the EDL get beaten and chased away last time they held a big march there? it seems like every time one of these types of groups marches, they end up sprinting away from Antifa mobs
>>51999478
depends who you targeted.
>>51999430
>>51999407
Rasheed
>>51999418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6UXQ_9IRo8
>>51999297
Pffft, not necessarily a bender, could have bummed a grizzly bear
>>51999525
delete this
*buzz buzz*
>it's your phone
>1 new message
>it's your indian friend
>"they might need me out there man"
>"what?" You reply
>half a minute later you receive this picture with the caption "i'm running for president man"
>>51999479
>lonely friday night in
lmao found the abnormie
posting this from the pub with the lads, we're all having a good laugh at you sad cunts ahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyLxw2iMyHU
S C R E W
>>51999548
you're straight garbage kid
>>51999478
>would you guys use it to promote your anti-immigrant, anti-Islam rhetoric
But /brit/ fucking loves Islam and immigrants
Feels like there's literally just me and another guy that hate Shitlam.
would you lads?
HELLO
false flagging a wank
>>51999478
poleaboo <3 always the hero of my heart
>>51999493
Honestly my advice would be stock up on things to do, games and films and the like, and get used to boredom.
It's difficult to say really. I don't want to give too much advice as part of your first sea phase is about the learning. One major piece of advice I'd give is this: Even if you're 99% sure you're right, don't try to correct anyone on board, ever. If you feel you need to, ask why things are done that way and not a different way, but don't imply they're doing it wrong. It's by far the fastest way for people to hate you. Other than that, it'll be fine.
>>51999590
yes
>>51999591
hi hi
>>51999243
Probs not because most Anti-islam groups unfortunately tend to be racist and homophobic as well desu
Why doesn't anyone plant a series of bombs across a university campus?
>Various locations are crowded
>>can carry a backpack without suspicion
>can drop them without alerting people nearby
>>51999522
Normies
>>51998980
https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/675350697890582528
>>51999591
MISS TURNER
>>51999556
>found the real abnormie
absolute mong
this is a rare night in and when i'm at the pub i'm definitely not on 4chan
you must be having a really shit night to be sitting there and checking /brit/
>>51999591
YER IN ONE
>>51999240
gives a job lad i can speak some polish init
>>51999589
nah most of us are anti muzzie just no one want to talk about poo skins but poo skins love to try and defend themselves
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
made friends with a POO IN LOO mudslime on the train today, different unis but same hometown.
First mudslime friend i've had since i came to 4chan, scared of taqiya.
>>51999628
you're already on a watch-list. saying this stuff will not help you in any way
>>51999667
it's true what they say, portillo does love the cock
>>51999591
YOU HAD ONE
>>51999578
r-r-rude
>>51999638
very good
>>51999628
Reported to GCHQ
>>51999712
Lean pockets
>>51999712
>janny
just poured my fourth (4th) and final (last) beer
when's the next world war lads
literally gagging to die in a muddy field for my country
hoarding swag
>>51999614
Thanks m8, I'm not too worried about boredom since I like working out and my training manager says the ships have gyms. Also stocking up on books.
I still have to pass the exams first lol
Lads, how normal is it to go from utter dejection to unbridled joy, excitement and energy and then back down to utter dejection or total apathy several times a day without any rhyme or reason? Want to make sure I'm doing alright here.
>>51999691
Can't do anything unless I write a manifesto or something
Can literally build a bomb/buy the supplies without them being allowed to lift you since it's not illegal, can't prove you're going to actually kill anyone
>>51999712
hmm
>make post making fun of the janny
>delete post so it looks like janny got upset and deleted it
>bathe in >janny (You)s
you cannot ruse me, i'm unruseable
>haha lads im gonna make a post about janny, wait for people to reply then delete the post so it looks like janny is here
>>51998599
Surprised you could type that out with a Muslim dick in each hand and one in your mouth fritz.
>>51999775
according to star trek its pretty soon. 2026.
>>51999847
well in ivan
doing a quite tipsy singalong/rap lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtVZ8RbsdZ
Quick wank for the janny how about it lads
>>51999847
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
>>51999797
Ah, yeah, I said the same about the gym. Turns out when you're working ten hours a day every day it becomes a bit hard to motivate yourself. Again though, it's established that I'm a lazy cunt, so whatever.
One book recommendation I have is Heart of Darkness. I'll not say why, but read it. Preferably after you've been on board a while.
You'll pass the exams fine. If a dumb twat like myself that put zero effort in can, you can.
>>51999882
are u in the watching the pirates
Anyone got that pic of someone saying how difficult it is being a trans person and an guy says how difficult being trans driver
PAY THE BLOOD PRICE
>are u in the watching the pirates
>>51999882
Rap a better choon lad.
>>51999867
my gf btw
Someone vocaroo me something
>>51999912
>One book recommendation I have is Heart of Darkness
Afraid I've already read that lol. It did hype me up for my sea phase a little bit.
Have you read Seven Pillars of Wisdom? One of my favourite books, I'll definitely bring that on board.
>>51999914
unfortunately not
couldn't be arsed to watch it, feeling a bit left out 2bh
>>51999934
Wow what the fuck did I just say?
>One book recommendation I have is Heart of Darkness
I am literally going to marry Azusa.
when will we finally eliminate poverty, disease, war and hunger? i don't feel we can truly progress as a species until these are gone.
morning lads haha
marina
>>51999961
>>51999961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SSl15Z97B2
put a lot of effort into this
>>51999989
You literally won't senpai - she's out of your league
>>51999989
could have waited 10 posts
would have been ebin
>>51999957
i'm open to suggestions
>>51999995
Impossible
>>51999934
Yeah here
>>52000001
You failed us all
>>51999999
>>52000000
>>51999972
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
get in here you dirty pirate
>>52000051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaFygeknae8
>>51999882
sing fairytale in new york pls m8
>>51999999
>>52000000
disappointing no one got the get lads
>>51999995
When we gas all Muslims and Jews
>>51999972
its just getting good you muppet
i can still type but just about im on the verge of being a total spacker haha
im just writing a LOT
>>52000044
Went for the smaller image so it would be faster too
>>52000004
excellent post
>we are already 20% of the way between the Drake get and the next big one
>>51999995
When people can stop profiting from them.
*sheathes katana*
>>52000144
thanks, I was going for the get but I missed it :(
>>51999934
Please respond.
>>51999986
It's a GOAT book for a ship person 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dhvbPlM8fN
haha I'm a little baked and for the first time ever seeing anime posts don't piss me off any more- i kinda like seeing them, they're pretty cute and funny haha
>>51999995
When muslims stop shit stirring in every corner of the world
>find a country that has extreme poverty
>guarantee that there's a war going on there and one of the factions is some kind of radical Islam group
Every time, except in South American countries I guess.
Unironically driving to Lyon, France tomorrow morning to stay with and fuck a fit French girl, coming back on Monday.
Any of you lads go on adventures to other countries to fuck women? I've had nothing but amazing times doing it 2bh
>>52000091
don't know it much
post a few more suggestions and i'll do one that i know well
preferably UK or a well known murican one
if you need a pee or a poo now is the officiall designated peeing or pooing time
>>52000174
people will fedora this but you're right. it does seem like money is the correlating evil.
star trek replicators when
Wanna buy a wireless charging mat but pretty wary of the ones on ebay lads.
They're selling for like £10 but that sounds well dodge because they're a new technology and £10 sounds awfully cheap. I was expecting to pay £50.
Phew lad
>>52000228
DON'T TREAD ON ME
LIMEY SCUM
>>52000209
Going to Germany on Friday but it's a LAD'S HOLIDAY (except we're shit lads and will probably just drink beer and go to museums)
>>51999882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xPOckRuw2K I don't have the voice for rapping but ur good xo
>>52000092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ggKkjrrFLk
anjem choudary left off the hook - again
this country is a fucking joke
>>52000212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGAU55vLSdk
>>52000258
EXOTIC
>>52000258
Zoey Halloway?
Just watched Casino, was really good desu
>>52000209
OH AYY FOK OUVVV NORMREE COONT
>>52000280
>implying he's not MI5
is anyone else aware of that feel when no girlfriend
>>52000280
He's MI5 as fuck m8
>>52000269
i went to munich last weekend. was a blast. enjoy m8.
>>52000280
freedom of speech
neonazis have that freedom too
If the government wants to be environmentally friendly and reduce the amount of people on the roads, why has it banned those """""""hover""""" boards?
Electric scooters too, I was gonna pick one up to go to work on but now I have to take the car.
>>52000292
HAHA lad i thought the same thing at first
Its davos wife
>>52000303
A signifcant number f those present are likely to be aware of such a feeling
>>52000270
made me smile
thanks lad
>>52000209
no, it's a bit different to pop over to France from there than it is anywhere from here
>/brit/ starts doing vocaroos
>they all sound like teenagers
what the FUCK
>>52000322
We're doing three days in Dusseldorf then two days in Amsterdam and home on the ferry (best cabin on board)
Phew
>>52000302
>>52000321
Rasheed
>>51999797
What sort of gym do they have? Free weights? Must be hard to lift on a rocky ship desu
>>52000366
would recommend cologne over dusseldorf personally but im sure you'll have a sick time.
dam is also amazing.
gf just sent me this
>>52000384
Imagine a heavy squat and the boat tilting.
>>51999823
Hurr don't tread on me!
>>52000365
I'm 23 m8
>>52000384
Most ships have a shit selection and never much in the way of weights, but if you're careful it's fine. Most of the time the ship is steady anyway. Plus going on a treadmill on a rolling ship is fun.
>>52000394
Dusseldorf is because that's where we could get flights to.
really nice tune here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huaxD7BJQnk
>>52000426
>23
You're too old to be here, we're all 22.
>>52000412
literally the definition of a butter face
dat body tho
>>52000365
They're not teenagers they're just low test
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTuYXZSW6rE
just had a wank and only got a droplet
>>52000384
Training manager wasn't specific but I assume a lot of it is resistance training machines. I'd be quite happy if it was free weights though since I just got my squat up to 110 kg and would love to carry that on. As long as heel isn't too much I'm sure I'll be fine when working out.
https://youtu.be/TVY8LoM47xI
going for a risky gimmick
DON'T
>>52000270
>>52000281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lAj4fUrfo2
best rapper in /brit/
>>52000412
seth macfarlane
>>52000447
Poleaboo is 24
>>52000447
>tfw 23 in a month
do I leave then? I've barely played any video games at all in the last 3 weeks and I'm growing up I think haha
>>52000331
>Post racist things on facebook
>Get arrested
>>52000269
Wew lad I'm going Berlin on Sunday for a lads holiday
/Brit/ meet up on tour?
>>52000492
>Heel
Just call it rolling m8, nobody on board uses heel. Honestly everything you learn in stability can basically be forgotton.
>>52000529
Yeah you have to leave, from now on the Daily Mail comments section is your posting ground
>>52000447
>Tfw 29
Come at me cunt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PfypnmlD6D
>Literally incite terrorism
>Literally radicalise Lee Rigby's killers
>Let off the hook
I love it when out politicians sit around scratching their heads going "Y SO MANY MUSLIM EXTREMISTS GOING 2 SYRIA" when they let people like Anjem Choudary do what he likes.
>>52000522
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/girl-12-rape-three-men-walthamstow-east-495859
how diverse :^)
who /literalbabybutmentallyold/ here?
>>52000568
From now on you need to post on the Guardians comment section
>>51999900
It was just surprising. Germans are dexterous.
Jesus christ lads i just set my hair on fire
My room stinks like shit.
>>52000554
>Honestly everything you learn in stability can basically be forgotton.
Seriously? From what I've gathered the most practical subjects when I go to see will be Nav like Chartwork, terrestrial, celestial and tides. I thought stability would be pretty important. Maybe not for third officer but definitely chief mate.
gotten a lot more confident over the last few months
big turnaround really
>>52000334
Because this is the UK and we are all babies who need constant supervision and we need all of our potentially dangerous toys kept out of reach. Big daddy government knows what's best.
>>52000631
>replying to a 17 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52000644
Yeah stupid people usually are more confident
>>52000522
THATS NOT INTEGRATION AWOOGA AWOOOOOOOOOGA
>>52000633
you are literally falling off the bridge, through the depths of the sea and into poseidons lair
>>52000675
dont think ive got more stupid
the opposite if anything
just gonna pop down the gf shop anyone need anything?
>>52000634
I don't want to get into it too much, but to sum up
Chartwork is useful in as much as you will plot positions a lot, most 2nd mates do it by ECDIS so mercator and all that isn't used in the old fashioned way
Taking positions visually and by radar is importantish, but most of the time you'll just use GPS
Celnav is useless apart from taking gyrocompass errors as that's a requirement
Tides are useless 90% of the time, they're only relevant when going into port or in straits affected by tidal currents like the dover strait
Stability is almost entirely pointless as NOBODY does it by hand any more as a computer can do it for you much more easily.
For he goes birling down a-down the white water
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly
It's birling down, a-down white water
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.
>>52000723
one bf pls
>>52000667
>replying to a post
Take a long walk off a short pier
Every day I come by /brit/ and see you posting. And we post together. We have a few memes, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I turn on my computer and when I get to /brit/, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get there and I'll post and you won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
>>52000723
one qt jgf pls
>>52000723
Yes, get me a Chinky.
Thanks
>>52000600
Meanwhile whites rape 0 year olds
these ship lads sound comfy
Wish I was a part of the navy desu
>>52000777
its chinker idiot
The cattle quietly grazing at the grass down by the river
where the swelling mountain water moves onward to the sea:
the builder of the castles renews the age-old purpose
and contemplates the milking girl whose offer is his need.
The young men of the household have all gone into service
and are not to be expected for a year.
The innocent young master - thoughts moving ever faster -
has formed the plan to change the man he seems.
And the poet sheaths his pen while the soldier lifts his sword.
And the oldest of the family is moving with authority.
Coming from across the sea, he challenges the son who puts him to the run.
>>52000793
Nah it's shit
>>52000209
>driving for pussy which is only 2 miles away
did a small panic attack while driving earlier haha
>>52000777
Alright Nige?
>>52000800
Since when?
>>52000793
Sometimes when I'm having trouble getting to sleep I imagine my bed is a boat, rolling on the waves and I'm tucked into my cabin tightly as a storm rages around me.
>>52000793
do you mean pirate ships?
#youaintnopiratebruv
aking a post
i love will turner i want to cuddle with orlando bloom
shout out to non sersh scouser hes ok imo imho x
just smoked a joint containing herbal matter which is currently under illegal status in the United Kingdom
>>52000334
Fun is racist
Christmas "party" at work today lads
I'm here because I'm also scheduled to work today but there's literally nothing to do anyways
Bunch of knobs actually came in on their day off for this, it's just the break room with a few decorations around, some food and music.
Sucks because I'm going to have to find somewhere else to eat my lunch though
>>52000723
Yukari please mate.
>>52000839
Alright
>>52000852
I am brother
>>52000733
Oh wow m8, everything I've been taught is a lie.
I enjoy the fuck out of chartwork as well even though principal errors are a bitch. When did you get you CoC anyway?
>>52000833
what?
>>52000793
I'm worried I'll get sick at sea honestly
Would be hell if I have to serve out my time being constantly nauseous
federal institutions commit unconstitutional crimes because their payments are without gold or silver
Ha ha the ban trump petition seems to have re-ignited the stop immigrants petition somehow. It's overtaken the pro-refugee one now.
Walthamstow is an absolute shithole, I live here. Just down the road from Leytonstone where that nutter stabbed people for Syria.
Just glass the whole place, put me out of my misery.
>>52000915
like, going all the way to another country in the chance of getting some clunge.. just why
Just realised how many opportunities I missed with a 19 yo French girl. She was always asking to go out,
>>52000935
I am a sovereign citizen and I do not recognise your authority.
this next post dedicated to herts and ky
i wish i couldnt ype im doing full shots now no more coke haha!!! feel illern nas referring to illmatic the album
haha good post me, imo
going to do a shot now....a nd it will be great
>>52000935
They pay in lead instead
>>52000946
Wheres the petition to block trump and all the wogs?
>>52000723
Ritsu t b h
can somebody nuke Nottingham
Thanks
>>52000977
haha top lass
i will finish this big bottle of captains morgan rum, like the pirate i spiritually am
MATE
WEED
AHA
>>52000912
>everything I've been taught is a lie
Get used to it. The rift between what you learn and what you do is huge. That doesn't make a difference really as you need to know it for your exams, but you won't use most of it. As I said before, I don't want you to take things I say too seriously as I'm a bit negative about it all, but just bear in mind you'll discover you learned a lot of things of questionable relevance.
I got my CoC about this time last year. Fucked about for most of the year, did backpacking for a while, and about 3.5 months on an oil tanker.
Keep forgetting about these threads 2bh missed two already.
>>52000984
Excellent post
>>52000946
The ban Trump people want to ban a man because of his views, who in turn wants to ban people because of their views. They should be banned as well.
>>52000855
mentioned
>>52000984
>should anime be posted in /brit/
>norfolk and chance
ahaha
>>52001011
this is so genius it's amazing
i'm honestly sure I've heard this when mates and I are giggling
>>52000981
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/114003
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107516
walk on jap, jog on
>>52001038
Tbh Jimmy carter banned Muslims and no one cared
>>52000999
Take a whack at Loughborough and Leicester whilst you're at it
>>52001068
CHAT
dude weed lmao : the film
>>52000977
>nas illmatic
very good lad
>>52001068
Walk on Jap, jog on.
>>52001092
big lebowski is a flick at best
>>52001073
he banned iranians during the hostage crisis
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>>52001068
walk on jap, jog on
playing with my genitalia lads
>>52001092
No
Pineapple Express is
Dude
Weed
Lmao
The Movie
>>52001115
>>52001115
>>52001115
VERY lopvely post..... i locve it
>tfw live in birmingham
>racists go on about muslim terrorists
>last bombs in birmingham were IRA
bloody catholics ay lads
>>52001038
I didn't hear you defending any of the Muslim preachers who have been banned
>>52001132
LeBowski is dude weed lmao the film : fedora edition
>>52001137
planned it for about 5 seconds beforehand so i knew it would be a good one
>>52001110
He banned Muslims from the Middle East
What's the difference?
Even more now that Isis isn't so regional or its members only existing on one country
>>52000956
First of all, it's not a chance, it's all but set in stone. Secondly, I am not going there specifically for clunge you dimlow. I am going to stay at her place in Lyon and we're going out drinking every night, never been to Lyon before, free place to stay, AND pussy. Literally why the fuck wouldn't I go?
>>52001156
They want to blow people up. Big difference.
i can be the mind controller
>>52001156
All 4 of them who are literally terrorists.
Trump is a fat man with a big gob.
>>52000946
mate literally everyone on my facebook feed is so anti trump right now it's really doing my nut
>>52001149
All abrahamic religions are the same shit, I use religion as a litmus test for morons.
im lying on a beach drinking rum
(sidenote: this is not The Post)
>>52001201
see >>52001149
bloody racist
>>52001187
>>52001187
>>52001187
>>52001187
>>52001187
wee wee weooo wooowoowwoowowowow haha ovely xxx ilu
DOING A SHOT NOW AFTETR I HIT SUBMIT HAHA
>>52001235
>>52001235
>>52001235
>>52001235
anazubg fosist
>I literally have to travel to another country to find a woman who will sleep with me
>>52001192
he didn't ban muslims he banned iranians
during a diplomatic crisis
>>52001201
>Swallowing the propaganda
love donald hate pakis
>>52001252
>I want women to sleep with me
>>52001275
fucking hell
Oh.
These threads are all shitposting.
"muh austerity"
"muh education"
"muh milk"
"muh vietnam"
"muh napoleon"
"muh poll numbers"
"muh deficit"
"muh germany"
>>52001275
oh my god
>>52001132
>Pineapple Express
for a moment I was thinking of this guy
official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award
>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
hello my friends
>>52001230
pretty much this
my point was all religions are shit
they are some pakis in brum but they're the ones who were born here and don't follow the religion as much (some drink etc.)
WHERE HAS THE RUM GONE
>>52001306
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>>52001306
Get in here then, bellends
>>52001014
Some of the phase 5 cadets told me the same things you have. Especially regarding practical vs MCA exam knowledge. Seems like a load of bullshit but I can understand. Are some of the cargo ops topics like entering enclosed spaces still practically applicable though?
>>52000793
The theory side is a lot of fun m8. Go for it.
https://ia801509.us.archive.org/13/items/DabiqNin/Dabiq_nin.mp4
You know how everyone always says "why don't muslims denounce extremists?"
Well there was a massive rally in London where Muslims did exactly that recently and no media source reported it.
>>52001326
come watch pirates with us
>>52001345
lmao it was a few shias doing a march for some prophet, same march they do every year
fuck off paki bastard
>>52001345
Except everyone knows about it because all the edgy leftfield sources along with BBC did
>>52001335
hang on I swear I've seen that quote before but not about ISIS
>>52001345
Everyone knows it is for nothing more than brownie points when they are on TV. Besides, even the ''''''''''''''''''''moderates are''''''''''''''''''''' savages, don't want any of them here desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV710c1dgpU
i wrot eloads of posts but theyre gone
was just sayn goskme stuff about the stuff u kno the usual stuff i cant remember the rswt but this reallty sounds like a amario kart trakc and i fyou dont say how i can go to theloo without rosuign suspicionm illbe really peeved IS HERTS HERE
HERTFORDSHIRE PLEASR RRESPOND IM WORRIED
