northern ireland edition
all brits look like pasty babies
t. shiplad
Azusa
plymouth
janny's gonna do his NUT
>>51998599
All Germans look like shitskins.
Sorry that was an error. All Germans ARE shitskins.
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
havent got any pictures of kyary being a pirate but rest assured pirates are around
>>51998599
FUGGIN G*RMANS
kyary
>>51998517
>like swimming in the ballast hold
>playing cricket in a cargo hold
m8, they're enclosed spaces you madman.
Also have no idea where I'm going. My company has a habit of informing cadets where they're going 24 or so hours before the cadets have to leave for a flight, lel.
Sounds good though. Overall I'm glad I'm with general cargo, most lecturers painted a grim picture regarding tankers and from what I've heard you'll need some good luck getting a job anywhere else if you're trained aboard cruise ships.
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
Tina Fey is looking fine on Graham Norton.
>>51998655
thats not good enough
Brits out
Sersh
>>51998599
all germans look like pakis
H E R T F O R D S H I R E
>>51998613
Ritsu
>>51998716
>H E R T F O R D S H I R E
not sure if i should be spooked or excited
delete this however
>>51998668
wud fuk
Kyary
>>51998604
Kek. I write reports for them and work with stakeholders etc, not filing papers or whatever a clerical assistant does.
>>51998716
hertfordshire mentioned
hatfield here haha
>>51998715
Plot twist : all pakis look like germans
was it autism?
>>51998735
i know it bb
>>51998784
wasnt talking about her
>>51998748
>hatfield
*does a laugh*
>>51998599
fight me you fucking cunt
re-posting my blogpost because well after the new:
>always go to the same pub nearly every friday night
>always speak to this girl that went to my school and goes there
>said she was gonna come town with me after there last week
>find out she went to somewhere else with her 'ex'
>she just messaged me saying 'why aren't you at the coach'
what do
>slippers
>dressing gown
>hot water bottle
>long johns
>Thermos
Why aren't you prepared for the winter lads?
fantasising about being prime minister lads
I'd be a really lovely one who everyone would love
>>51998738
Yaaaaawwwwwwn
>>51998779
he was trying to work out what team he was on
>>51998738
>I shadow senior team members and do everything they tell me. I'm not useless!!
Set up the phishing site
Any tips on avoiding getting caught if she doesn't fall for it?
Going to hit up her uni email, asking her to like a student union page
>>51998779
He was confused as to why he couldn't beat Hart
who /swimmer/ here
playing san andreas on the ps3 lads lmao
>been home from uni for less than a day
>already want to go back
This is the exact opposite of what I expected to happen
>>51998822
i am. i have central heating
DUN DUN DON DON DO DO DON
(pirates of the caribbean tune)
>>51998676
They're both cargo holds (and fuckhuge) so it wasn't a problem, also the hatch covers were open so it had over 24 hours of ventilation, more than enough for the IMO :^)
My company tried the one day's notice thing once and I basically refused to go, and it wasn't an issue.
I did tankers when I was qualified, it was a bit shit, but not that bad I suppose. I just don't like the life much. Cruise ship people are fucked though, yeah. Bear in mind that you will struggle to get a job at first, it's not easy, but you've got a British ticket and that counts for a LOT. Any idea the nationality of other officers?
i wanna know what love is
i want you to show me
>>51998802
creepy senpai
>>51998804
?
>>51998859
lel enjoy your cut playlist
>>51998843
>>51998524
>>51998822
Because unless you're living in Skyfall or Cock-in-mouth the weather is very mild.
orchestrating a wank (have a method)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq4im5SynV0
lol fucking idiots
>>51998846
why would you do that?
Any West Midlands lads going to Birmingham Pegida in February?
We really need to have more numbers than the lefty limp wrists.
All the Birmingham Councillors have already condemned it, being mostly paki themselves.
And for the love of god we need normal looking people there and not fat, bald drunkards. Pegida in Germany is just regular people.
>>51998852
yeah swimming through pussy
http://news.sky.com/story/1604101/teen-on-hoverboard-killed-in-collision-with-bus
ANNOUNCEMENT: This latest decision by the Jedi Council to allow 800'000 Sith "refugees" into the Galactic Republic is short sighted and extremely unwise. We are at war with the Sith and cannot risk importing people from their territory into our space without proper background checks. A recent survey of Sith refugees found that almost sixty percent supported choking homosexuals to death with the force and a whopping 90% thought thought that mocking Emperor Palpatine should be punishable by death from force lightning. The jedi council's cooky obsession with "tolerance" of the dark side is one step too far and for that reason I hereby resign from the Jedi Order. Imagine if we had let thousands of battle droids into the Republic during the Clone Wars! It wouldn't have made sense then and it makes no sense now!
>>51998934
i'm from nottingham how can i help
>>51998830
>>51998843
But I have my own remit and work in conjunction with my team and work under an overall leader who ensures our objectives stay on track.
What's bad about that? How many graduates are further at 21.
I want to cum on her glasses.
>>51998925
Because I can't stop thinking about her/them, I have nothing else
Everything I do is dedicated to learning more about them or obtaining vengeance
>>51998934
from birmingham and never heard of this
what the fuck is it and why is that sign not english
>>51998928
sta a shit
was it autism?
"Some men, just want to watch the world burn"
orchestrating a wank
https://youtu.be/0_89pxWXH6w?t=309 how quite is she, can see why she had a stalker
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS
>>51998934
Fuck off, /pol/tard
>>51998873
>more than enough for the IMO
kek
>Any idea the nationality of other officers?
Carisbrooke is notorious for employing a lot of Eastern European officers, I'm expecting Poles, Ukies, Russkies etc etc. I'm not too concerned since I'm Ukrainian myself and can talk to them. Deckhands are Filipino though.
>Bear in mind that you will struggle to get a job at first
My company is guaranteed to offer me a role post cadetship. One of the pros of working with Carisbrooke. From what I've heard it's difficult to get a job after you get your CoC only if you don't have that first stamp for a trip as a qualified third officer?
>>51999030
naff off la
ill get purple gang on you, ive got a method
>>51998882
not really
id treat you rite
>>51998886
Been there. Home to the Marquis of Salisbury.
>>51999030
very comfy pub
>>51999047
literally me
>>51998934
>We really need to have more numbers than the lefty limp wrists.
you won't
>>51999047
"Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA"
plotting a wank
greedy bint
>>51999051
Best terminology ever for doing a masturbation, congrats senpai
>>51999057
LOCK DOWN YOUR ARIEL
undertaking a wank
>>51999019
Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamisation of the Occident. It's an originally German protest movement that is spreading all over Europe.
Thery're having a rally in Birmingham on Febuary 6th.
In Germany at least, they have been full of regular people and not EDL type rabble and I'm really hoping that the UK ones wont get filled with holligans.
accomplished a wank
masterminding a wank
YOURE IN ONE
>>51999106
desu I was quoting The Dark Knight
>>51999149
>Failed at life? Blame an immigrant!
>>51999167
you are mildly ahead
>>51999149
will probably go m8
am a hooligan though aha
gonna bash some pakis and go to alum rock and throw a pigs head at a mosque
>>51999190
Rasheed
>>51999190
Rasheed
Kind of want to live in a shipping container, sounds like it would be comfy as fuck. After I decorate the inside, of course
choreographing a wank
>Work in Manchester city centre
>Every time I go for lunch some annoying eastern european shitskin slav walks up to me asking to buy a rose off her
Why the fuck would I want a rose? Do I look like I'm going to have someone to give it to? Why tbe fuck do you keep asking me everyday?
Just die already you waste of existence!
>>51999065
Pretty much aye. It's not too much of an issue overall, but a position as 3rd can help a whole lot.
Eastern Euros aren't too bad really. They're a lot better than Indians. The Filipinos are all just weird but easy enough to get on with most of the time. Don't believe any stories about how shit cadets get treated, you'll get an adequate amount of respect, though don't strut about like the cock of the walk as you're not all that.
Honestly if you feel like you're looking forward to it I think you'll have a good time.
>>51999149
>Febuary 6th
fuck off yank
>>51999149
Are Hindus allowed?
http://strawpoll.me/6240457
heya lads x
>>51999062
>>51999190
Abdul
>>51999087
Biggest thing you've ever burnt?
was it autism?
>>51999271
read this as "bummed"
fucking bender
>>51999191
not actually was Predicting it
theyre still dancing
fuck off scrubs
>>51999243
Yes. Even muslims can come because it's a protest against Islamism not Islam
Regretted the wank
processing a wee
>>51999271
my pizza
marina
a
rina
i
n
aniram
YOU'RE IN ONE
Can't stop watching documentaries lads
I find it fucking interesting though, what made our world the way it is.
been shortlisted for the next series of great british bake off lads
>>51999299
she is just about to learn that they are actually spoopy skeletons where we are
by the time this post goes through she will be finding out this highly shocking news
>>51999103
When I went to a UKIP rally there was about 15 UAF lefties lol
working behind the scenes to get a wank up and running
gagging for a (You) lads
>Found spots of blood when wiping my arse on the toilet paper
It's over lads. Bowel Cancer confirmed.
See you all in hell.
what is your favourite politician eating picture?
>>51999372
When I went to Parliament there was about 1 UKIP righty lol
what's that song that goes DUH-DUH DUH-DUH D-D-D-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH D-D-D-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH D-D-D-DUH-DUH and it sounds like a washing machine going round with a bra wire stuck in it
>51999389
fuck off
>>51999402
Is it dark red or light red?
>>51999372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9gwqbJkOKg
>>51999418
pirates of the carib bean
>>51999427
Light red.
>>51999418
darude - sandstorm i think
>>51999313
Quality chef lad
>>51999439
YOU'RE IN ONE
>>51999418
It feels like the music's got the better of me
>>51999441
Sorted then, it's nothing serious, just hemorrhoids.
If Poleaboo committed a terrorist act would you guys use it to promote your anti-immigrant, anti-Islam rhetoric or hail him as a hero?
the streets are quite good for a lonely friday night in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGtlUMMkOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES
>>51999240
>Honestly if you feel like you're looking forward to it I think you'll have a good time.
Thanks m8, I genuinely feel like I've picked the right career.
Any other advice for my sea phase? Besides obvious ones like not entering enclosed spaces or fucking around during mooring operations.
How do you feel about your job?
>>51998934
you're doing this in birmingham? didnt the EDL get beaten and chased away last time they held a big march there? it seems like every time one of these types of groups marches, they end up sprinting away from Antifa mobs
>>51999478
depends who you targeted.
>>51999430
>>51999407
Rasheed
>>51999418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6UXQ_9IRo8
>>51999297
Pffft, not necessarily a bender, could have bummed a grizzly bear
>>51999525
delete this
*buzz buzz*
>it's your phone
>1 new message
>it's your indian friend
>"they might need me out there man"
>"what?" You reply
>half a minute later you receive this picture with the caption "i'm running for president man"
>>51999479
>lonely friday night in
lmao found the abnormie
posting this from the pub with the lads, we're all having a good laugh at you sad cunts ahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyLxw2iMyHU
S C R E W
>>51999548
you're straight garbage kid
>>51999478
>would you guys use it to promote your anti-immigrant, anti-Islam rhetoric
But /brit/ fucking loves Islam and immigrants
Feels like there's literally just me and another guy that hate Shitlam.
would you lads?
HELLO
false flagging a wank
>>51999478
poleaboo <3 always the hero of my heart
>>51999493
Honestly my advice would be stock up on things to do, games and films and the like, and get used to boredom.
It's difficult to say really. I don't want to give too much advice as part of your first sea phase is about the learning. One major piece of advice I'd give is this: Even if you're 99% sure you're right, don't try to correct anyone on board, ever. If you feel you need to, ask why things are done that way and not a different way, but don't imply they're doing it wrong. It's by far the fastest way for people to hate you. Other than that, it'll be fine.
>>51999590
yes
>>51999591
hi hi
>>51999243
Probs not because most Anti-islam groups unfortunately tend to be racist and homophobic as well desu
Why doesn't anyone plant a series of bombs across a university campus?
>Various locations are crowded
>>can carry a backpack without suspicion
>can drop them without alerting people nearby
>>51999522
Normies
>>51998980
https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/675350697890582528
>>51999591
MISS TURNER
>>51999556
>found the real abnormie
absolute mong
this is a rare night in and when i'm at the pub i'm definitely not on 4chan
you must be having a really shit night to be sitting there and checking /brit/
>>51999591
YER IN ONE
>>51999240
gives a job lad i can speak some polish init
>>51999589
nah most of us are anti muzzie just no one want to talk about poo skins but poo skins love to try and defend themselves
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
>>51999406
made friends with a POO IN LOO mudslime on the train today, different unis but same hometown.
First mudslime friend i've had since i came to 4chan, scared of taqiya.
>>51999628
you're already on a watch-list. saying this stuff will not help you in any way
>>51999667
it's true what they say, portillo does love the cock
>>51999591
YOU HAD ONE
>>51999578
r-r-rude
>>51999638
very good
>>51999628
Reported to GCHQ
>>51999712
Lean pockets
>>51999712
>janny
just poured my fourth (4th) and final (last) beer
when's the next world war lads
literally gagging to die in a muddy field for my country
hoarding swag
>>51999614
Thanks m8, I'm not too worried about boredom since I like working out and my training manager says the ships have gyms. Also stocking up on books.
I still have to pass the exams first lol
Lads, how normal is it to go from utter dejection to unbridled joy, excitement and energy and then back down to utter dejection or total apathy several times a day without any rhyme or reason? Want to make sure I'm doing alright here.
>>51999691
Can't do anything unless I write a manifesto or something
Can literally build a bomb/buy the supplies without them being allowed to lift you since it's not illegal, can't prove you're going to actually kill anyone
>>51999712
hmm
>make post making fun of the janny
>delete post so it looks like janny got upset and deleted it
>bathe in >janny (You)s
you cannot ruse me, i'm unruseable
>haha lads im gonna make a post about janny, wait for people to reply then delete the post so it looks like janny is here
>>51998599
Surprised you could type that out with a Muslim dick in each hand and one in your mouth fritz.
>>51999775
according to star trek its pretty soon. 2026.
>>51999847
well in ivan
doing a quite tipsy singalong/rap lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtVZ8RbsdZ
Quick wank for the janny how about it lads
>>51999847
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
>>51999797
Ah, yeah, I said the same about the gym. Turns out when you're working ten hours a day every day it becomes a bit hard to motivate yourself. Again though, it's established that I'm a lazy cunt, so whatever.
One book recommendation I have is Heart of Darkness. I'll not say why, but read it. Preferably after you've been on board a while.
You'll pass the exams fine. If a dumb twat like myself that put zero effort in can, you can.
>>51999882
are u in the watching the pirates
Anyone got that pic of someone saying how difficult it is being a trans person and an guy says how difficult being trans driver
>>51999867
PAY THE BLOOD PRICE
>are u in the watching the pirates
>>51999882
Rap a better choon lad.
>>51999867
my gf btw
Someone vocaroo me something
>>51999912
>One book recommendation I have is Heart of Darkness
Afraid I've already read that lol. It did hype me up for my sea phase a little bit.
Have you read Seven Pillars of Wisdom? One of my favourite books, I'll definitely bring that on board.
>>51999914
unfortunately not
couldn't be arsed to watch it, feeling a bit left out 2bh
>>51999934
Wow what the fuck did I just say?
>One book recommendation I have is Heart of Darkness
I am literally going to marry Azusa.
when will we finally eliminate poverty, disease, war and hunger? i don't feel we can truly progress as a species until these are gone.
morning lads haha
marina
>>51999961
>>51999961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SSl15Z97B2
put a lot of effort into this
>>51999989
You literally won't senpai - she's out of your league
>>51999989
could have waited 10 posts
would have been ebin
>>51999995
soon
>>51999957
i'm open to suggestions
>>51999995
Impossible
>>51999934
Yeah here
>>52000001
You failed us all
>>51999999
>>52000000
>>51999972
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
get in here you dirty pirate
>>52000051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaFygeknae8
>>51999882
sing fairytale in new york pls m8
>>51999999
>>52000000
disappointing no one got the get lads
>>51999995
When we gas all Muslims and Jews
>>51999972
its just getting good you muppet
i can still type but just about im on the verge of being a total spacker haha
im just writing a LOT
>>52000044
Went for the smaller image so it would be faster too
>>52000004
excellent post
>we are already 20% of the way between the Drake get and the next big one
>>51999995
When people can stop profiting from them.
*sheathes katana*
>>52000144
thanks, I was going for the get but I missed it :(
>>51999934
Please respond.
>>51999986
It's a GOAT book for a ship person 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dhvbPlM8fN
haha I'm a little baked and for the first time ever seeing anime posts don't piss me off any more- i kinda like seeing them, they're pretty cute and funny haha
>>51999995
When muslims stop shit stirring in every corner of the world
>find a country that has extreme poverty
>guarantee that there's a war going on there and one of the factions is some kind of radical Islam group
Every time, except in South American countries I guess.
>>52000192
Unironically driving to Lyon, France tomorrow morning to stay with and fuck a fit French girl, coming back on Monday.
Any of you lads go on adventures to other countries to fuck women? I've had nothing but amazing times doing it 2bh
>>52000091
don't know it much
post a few more suggestions and i'll do one that i know well
preferably UK or a well known murican one
if you need a pee or a poo now is the officiall designated peeing or pooing time
>>52000174
people will fedora this but you're right. it does seem like money is the correlating evil.
star trek replicators when
Wanna buy a wireless charging mat but pretty wary of the ones on ebay lads.
They're selling for like £10 but that sounds well dodge because they're a new technology and £10 sounds awfully cheap. I was expecting to pay £50.
Phew lad
>>52000228
DON'T TREAD ON ME
LIMEY SCUM
>>52000209
Going to Germany on Friday but it's a LAD'S HOLIDAY (except we're shit lads and will probably just drink beer and go to museums)
>>51999882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xPOckRuw2K I don't have the voice for rapping but ur good xo
>>52000092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ggKkjrrFLk
anjem choudary left off the hook - again
this country is a fucking joke
>>52000212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGAU55vLSdk
>>52000258
EXOTIC
>>52000258
Zoey Halloway?
Just watched Casino, was really good desu
>>52000209
OH AYY FOK OUVVV NORMREE COONT
>>52000280
>implying he's not MI5
is anyone else aware of that feel when no girlfriend
>>52000280
He's MI5 as fuck m8
>>52000269
i went to munich last weekend. was a blast. enjoy m8.
>>52000280
freedom of speech
neonazis have that freedom too
If the government wants to be environmentally friendly and reduce the amount of people on the roads, why has it banned those """""""hover""""" boards?
Electric scooters too, I was gonna pick one up to go to work on but now I have to take the car.
>>52000292
HAHA lad i thought the same thing at first
Its davos wife
>>52000303
A signifcant number f those present are likely to be aware of such a feeling
