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syrup edition
Azusa
New Lisicki
Hi
>I take cough syrup
should have just got wine or even beer rather than this pimms shite
what was i thinking lads
4 guys 1 hammer is good wank material
>>51995754
don't understand this desu
If you need to piss, not pissing isn't going to make the feeling go away.
>>51995801
LOVING /EVERY/ LAUGH
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIC0aQ56ASE
>>51995777
good post
>>51995792
good post
>>51995801
disturbing post
2 rooms away from mummy and daddy haha being a right mischief maker and supping on ethanol under their very noses haha
>>51995792
who's this cute twink
>>51995792
Not sure if that's Ritsu or Yui tb͜h
>>51995558
Thanks steph. The photo has gone world wide since it was posted on the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw
>>51995738
Man i love cough syrup.
You can get hammered as fuck with 1-1,5 bottles of that stuff.
doing some drinking wahey
also 15 minute warning for film night
>>51995826
well yeah i wasn't suggesting to hold it in
but once you've had the first one it's every 2 minutes from then
brb doing a piss
kyary
got myself a lambshish wrap and chicken fillet burger nice
>>51995863
Yui doesn't have a penis
>>51995899
greedy ickle piggu
why is an irishman so obsessed with ice hockey
>>51995896
speccy git
>>51995823
>I don't sip on some syrup
>>51995886
what kind?
>>51995909
delete
might vocaroo a guitar solo
opinions?
>>51995919
MUH INHERITORS
My bottom teeth are britishising themselves
Send help
>>51995891
Have you even tried Sake? Its disgusting as fuck, literally worse than pure vodka
have a feeling theyll be at this for some time
too scared to open the vodka in case it makes a loud noise
goodness sake just bleeding well go away
wonder if we could get kevin in a brit thread
would be top bantz
>>51995938
No, sing as well bb
me on the pull
>>51995938
will do a listen but requesting some vocals too
Going to watch The Big Lebowski.
Opinions?
>>51995925
you love it you slag
>>51995942
not on its own tbf
all spirits are horrible though tbbhwykc
>>51995934
Dunno, its some ingredient thats called...hexo-something?
Google it, im sure youll find something.
got the depression again lads
thought it was gone for good
feel like something is sitting on my chest
fucks sakes why can't I be normal?
>>51995975
dude weed lmao
>>51995975
A lot of people seem to be watching the Big Lebowski of late.
gonna load my mate's plex server with anime just to piss him off
don't even like anime myself
FUCK
OFF
GREEEEEEEEE
>>51995962
As per the gimmick copyright act of 1973 I will be taking the satisfaction of all (You)s directed at this post
>>51995975
overrated shit
Doing a beers and doing a programming badly at the same time.
Just finished watching Polanski's Macbeth
Pretty fucking good 2bh
What are some other good Shakespeare adaptations? Watched Branagh's Hamlet already.
>>51995975
As if Karl Pilkington is on Alan Carr haha
>>51995938
do either of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsqSNIR5DsU
>>51995990
dextromethorphan?
>>51996024
Just checking to see if you were paying attention :^)
You curl your toes in fun as you smile at everyone,
you meet the stares, you're unaware that your doings aren't done.
And you laugh most ruthlessly as you tell us what not to be.
But how are we supposed to see where we should run?
>>51996051
henry the v is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
>>51995975
good film
>>51996079
give dickpic
>>51995985
get shot of that fucking attitude or ill exsanguinate you and irrumabo tuam cadaver
wew
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and mum were decorating the tree, waiting for dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So mum called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and mum were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMoMdVsLvB4
unironically enjoying listening to this
>>51996051
Disney's Lion King
Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet
Shrek
>>51995961
>>51995973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QokWFaof1h
alright decided against doing a solo but did a little hum
>>51996071
mb later
only anime i've ever watched is pokemon and dragon ball Z aha
doing a snooze
Holy fucking shit lads I remember this
This film
This is genuinely the shittest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life
I was clawing my fucking eyes a few minutes in
I literally got cancer and aids at the same time just by watching it
>>51996106
>>51996106
>>51996106
>>51996106
>>51995975
It's a really good film. Don't listen to buzzword spastics on 4chan
>>51996078
Yeah thats it. Vest drug trip i ever had, would do again/10.
But you really need some company, doing drugs alone is shit.
Oh and btw Sex is fuuuuuuucking great with it.
doing a poo
>>51996104
Yeah that and Coriolanus are downloaded and ready
>>51996106
Kill thine self knave.
>>51996155
I watched some of the studio ghibli ones but I was in hospital and out my mind lol
>>51996171
>But you really need some company, doing drugs alone is shit.
fuck off normie twat
Big Lebowski is fucking shit
>Big Lebowski is fucking shit
Big Lebowski is fucking shit
>Big Lebowski is fucking shit
Where da Pirates at?
spent all me tin with the lassies drinking gin
>>51996124
big talk cutie
>>51996168
>>51996196
fuck off gay cunts
barrets privateers is probably stan rogers best song
>>51996218
t minus 7 minutes
pre stream in 2
(kyary videos lmao haha)
doing an frustration
have half a mind to pour all this coke into the vodka bottle and sip it through a straw if this ruckus doesnt cease soon
>>51996048
good pic particularly like her worried expression that pleases me immensely
>>51995797
>are you playing the guitar irl
yes hert mate but im hitting the wrong strings and everything making a mess of it
>>51996222
and you call me a normie
>>51996245
>germany
literally nerd: the country
>>51996132
I would have banged seven shades of shit out of Phoebe Cates, still would tbph
lads how do I set my region on this extra flags bollocks?
>>51996228
Mate you literally have fucking mental problems
It is the worst fucking piece of shit I have ever seen in my life
>>51996218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8
>>51996234
Stan's best song is Red & We're Gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcFEIW8Ev7s
>>51996293
click on the little grease monkey
set up extra flags for int
>>51996225
>>51996272
im far stronger than you and dont bloody forget it
>>51996257
Good lad
>>51996051
10 Things I Hate About You
"O"
Rome & Jewel
She's The Man
Get Over It
Just One Of The Guys
>>51996293
install it first you muppet
you best be from a nice R A R E region
>implying im not going to fuck this up
>>51996257
Excited now
>>51996342
from cheshire 2bh
>>51996344
I pre-forgive you
>>51996328
prove it big boi
just thinking about it i can get away with quite a lot of autistic behaviour because im muscular and good enough looking
>>51996344
just b urself
>>51996234
Nah. That would be Northwest Passage.
>take 1 shot
>dad asks for help
hahaha fuck me life lads
going to go neck myself
wew lads
give me feedback if ive fucked anything up
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
>>51996342
inb4 west midlands
>>51996325
for the region do I have to put a url or just type the name?
OK which one of you cunts just posted on Yik Yak near me
>>51996344
>can't really be arsed to watch pirates of the caribbean
>don't wanna feel left out while everyone discusses it
>>51996376
We've already got one, thank you.
the bog down in the valley-o
>>51996293
explained here with webms https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>51996228
How can you like that absolute shitfest of an "adaptation"?
>"Assad calls Russia’s activities in Syria "act of defending Europe"
>>51996425
>attaching a trip
mate...
>>51996453
the rare bog the rattlin bog
the bog down in the valley-o
>>51996425
virus do not click
>>51996234
Halifax mentioned
I'm back
>>51996473
prove it mate
>>51995738
Fuck, I wanna get high on those so bad. Don't really know about their legal status in my country.
Alri lads?
>>51996051
I always used to think Macbeth was a good guy, turns out he's a dick. Though his wife is worse
Hamlet is based though, that fucking banter is 10/10
>>51996521
now that i've seen your post yes
ahh its lagging everywhere, give me a sec lads
>>51996488
just so i can give official statements to the people wihtout flags
>>51996497
When are you coming home for christmas?
>>51996425
good lad
>>51996513
>i follow the laws in my country
>>51996541
>i care about the nonces who can't figure out how to get regional flags
Baz Luhrman's Romeo + Juliet is one of my favourite films of all time.
I actually remember the opening passage:
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage.
mite have got it working lads
>>51996547
1 (one() week
>>51996549
great scene
literally me
>>51996586
LONDON
Did you ever think you'd do better in life lads?
I always thought I'd work for government and stuff, but I can't even get a basic job.
Kinda depressing
drink it up men its long after 10
>>51996581
That's not what I meant, I just meant I don't know if it's easy or even possible to find it here. On further research, it apparently is. Will research harder.
>>51996608
See you then.
Got a card for you btw
>>51996632
yeah
I wanted to be a dancer :(
now I'm a failure
>>51996586
I love how they engineered it so that they could quote the play verbatim in that setting
Alright it has begun, ditching the trip after this post
Oh for just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage, to find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea.
>>51996648
At the pub on the crossroads I first went astray
There I drank enough drink for to fill Galway Bay
>>51996632
>Did you ever think you'd do better in life lads?
4chan is mostly above intelligence, under achievers
>Have to sign up to chat
>No Kyary preshow
-_-
christ lads just spent like an hour doing nothing but watchign facebook videos
fucked
>>51996051
Throne of Blood
Ran
>>51996425
do I need to sign up to post in chat?
>>51996677
*rips the cunt up and pisses on it*
>>51996708
>above intelligence
*picturing of an anime girl badly stifling her laughter*
>>51996718
you were too slow
>>51996632
Always wanted to act. Maybe some day.
>>51996708
I used to be constantly IQ tested at school and at one point they asked me if I wanted to sit a Mensa test. Now I'm a NEET.
>>51996757
Fffug, postshow please
What's your fetish lads? Mine's traps and milfs.
>gayary
Literally JUST: the k-poop
>>51996743
i thought we were long time buddies
>>51996737
i think so
there isnt any email validation though
google temp emails if you feel so inclined
>>51996795
of course
>>51996721
welcome to the club.
i've been doign nothing but this, beer + listening to annie mac.
>>51996757
jsut says "channel is currently offline"
youve fucked it
registration for the stream isn't working
>_<
>rasheeds are currently browsing /brit/
>>51996836
i blocked italian ips
that lad has me thinking about how clare danes is the perfect gf even now : /
>>51996854
Close. My name is Rajeev.
I have come to terms with the fact no girl will ever want me even though I've never asked one out. It's just one of those things you know straight away so why risk the humiliation?
by the smoke and the smell you can plainly tell that theres poteen brewing nearby
Her reaction when you
[spoiler]confess[/spoiler]
>>51996897
Same, since I'm ugly
Literally who in the world would want me
>>51996887
Have you seen Homeland lately?
Although Angela in My So Called Life. God.
>>51996708
It's somewhat right. Basically everyone I know regards me as really intelligent, or 'the smartest person they know', I have 136 IQ. Now I am a jobless loser because I am basically an emotional cripple haha.
>doing a shop on my way home
>foreign voice in front of me
>in turkey we blah blah blah
didnt know turkroaches were a thing in england, well weird
>you will never be a pirate
>>51996825
>listening to music while watching videos
senpai
>>51996949
>>51996785
Just curious
Did you fail your GCSEs/A-Levels?
>>51996941
don't watch homeland. looks boring as shite
might watch that old one tho thx
Honestly lads this is a 10/10 soliloquy which I don't do justice to
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Db111EJWQO
Bonus points for being in Withnail and I
>>51996968
Just join the merchant navy la'
Closest thing nowadays
>>51996968
You want to be this guy?
it just attempted to buffer but the internets not even close to being up to the task
>>51996866
very good lad
>>51996968
>tfw there a real pirates in britain right now
bloody Somalians
>about to start watching Fullmetal Alchemist
>there's 51 episodes
dropped
i swear i will play the wild rover no more
WHO REMEMBERS
>>51997039
got your ip now and going to tease you
>>51997002
Got Bs in my GCSEs (didn't bother with coursework, got A*s in exams. All As (A* wasn't a thing) in A-Levels. I chose the ones that didn't have coursework.
>>51996933
same, since I'm awkward and have zero . can barely talk to anyone let alone girls
I'm actually quite cute tho. might put my bp up for sale
>>51997093
200ml straight up the shitter
My best friend from the age of 8 is in the Navy
has just went on his first proper deployment for 9 months by Syria
>>51997108
So why did you fail in life? Why didn't you go to uni or whatever
>>51997044
Been on my backlog forever desu because of that reason
>>51997093
Strawberry under 6>>>Orange 6+
>tfw i will never be a shantyman in the age of sail
>>51997032
Literally the opposite so far as sailing jobs are concerned
>>51997093
taking two spoons and thinking you're going to OD? yeah
but theres nothing so lonesome so dull or so drear than to stand at the bar in a pub with no beer
>>51997156
One of my m8s is in the Merchant Navy. He's still a cadet but he loves it at sea. Honestly don't see why people would join Royal Navy over Merchant Navy.
>>51997002
Got mostly B's in my GCSEs, but could not complete them at school because I basically stopped going in to school in my last year, then I puked in front of everyone when I had to go back there to do exams. Pretty much the worst days of my life.
>>51997186
Would have been utter shite I imagine
Signed up for the Navy now a. It seems much better
>>51997196
Are you that canuck that wanted to join the Navy? How's that going?
Am I good-looking lads?
>>51997093
>>51997147
>>51997171
how many do you have?
I have 2 or 3 can't remember
>>51997093
ONUN BEN ANASINI SIKEYIM. SICK CHILDHOOD MEMORIES LAD.
>You will never have the money or pussy One Direction has
Why live?
>>51997103
no my connection genuinely isnt up to it
particularly tonight; its been struggling to play youtube vids at 144p
>>51997230
>He's still a cadet but he loves it at sea.
He's a nutcase then
t. shiplad
but now im returning with gold in great store
>>51997273
Fine so far
I don't start basic until the summer either way but I've gotten a lot of testing out of the way
do you think pirates drank rum and coke?
watch here to find out
http://connectcast.tv/xXCurryLadXx
>>51997277
yeah mate, fix the hair though.
>>51997350
what region will you be posting from when you're home for christmas
I am a snob. Why not? The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs. They insult poverty. They despise vulgarity. The love nobility. They admire exclusiveness. They will not obey a man risen from the ranks. They never trust one of their own class. I agree with them. I share their instincts. In my undergraduate days I was a Republican--a Socialist. I tried hard to feel toward a common man as I do towards a duke. I couldn't. Neither can you.
Well, why should we be ashamed of this aspiration towards what is above us? Why don't I say that an honest man's the noblest of work of God? Because I don't think so. If he's not a gentleman, I don't care whether he's honest or not: I shouldn't let his son marry my daughter. And that's the test, mind. That's the test. You feel as I do. You are a snob in fact: I am a snob, not only in fact, but on principle.
I shall go down in history, not as the first snob, but as the first avowed champion of English snobbery, and its first martyr in the army. The navy boasts of two such martyrs in Captains Kirby and Wade, who were shot for refusing to fight under Admiral Benbow, a promoted cabin boy. I have always envied them their glory.
In Baffin's Bay where the whale fish blow
The fate of Franklin no man may know
The fate of Franklin no tongue can tell
Lord Franklin among his seamen do dwell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6e0t8sDevs
>>51997342
Not him but I got my first sea phase coming up late January. Are you the original ship lad?
>>51997353
Good luck m8
>>51997373
shit flicks. not even worth ironic viewing
got my neighbours number lads, she was locked out of her house after a night out so she came to mine before her friends showed up
want to bang her desu
>>51997410
Original and (presumably not) best.
you can keep your wine and keep your tay
>>51997230
I've been thinking about Merchant Navy, it's what my grandad did. Even went to Japan during the occupation.
Is 23 too late to join them?
>>51997460
age
hair colour
height
ethnicity
sexual history
occupation
arrears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH11GctMLGw
>when he genocides half of his fellow countrymen in the name of communistic nationalism
>>51997466
What company are you with now? Did you go HnD or FD?
>>51997410
>>51997466
>ukraine & shiplad finally in the same thread
yes lads
>>51997460
let's spitroast her
any animal gimmicks lads?
>>51997521
I'm with unemployed waiting to go to Uni next year. Did FD, so I can go to uni and top it up to a full degree easily.
Lads
https://rumble.com/v30122-the-year-in-60-seconds-2015.html
been a hell of a year lads
>>51997093
still po up the calpol 2bh senpai
starting to feel that feel when no gf again lads
thought I was over that stupid shit years ago
>>51997230
what even is the merchant navy
just something everyone knows somebody was in and they travelled a lot
i first produced me pistol and i then produced me rapier
In 1845 Sir john Franklin set off in search of the Northwest passage with two boats the, Erebus and the Terror, and he was last seen navigating Peel Sound July 26.
>>51997576
Why do you bother posting these slags every fucking day
They're fucking ugly
Their "music" is fucking shit
They all look the fucking same
You pricks are just as bad as the anime cunts
>>51997398
ur nan
>>51997576
>want gf
>don't want smelly gook gf tho
post 3D girls
>>51997599
>Tell me more, Anon
>>51997543
>ukrainelad
That's maxim to you m8.
I rarely go on 4chan any more. Too much work around here.
>>51997570
Fair enough, what are you taking? Had my last lecture of FD phase 1 today so it's just exams left. Pretty glad I didn't go in HnD route from what I've heard.
>>51997636
But even BBC report on them now
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35071156/k-pop-group-oh-my-girl-detained-at-la-airport-on-suspicion-of-being-sex-workers
>>51997666
at least post slags I would possibly have a chance with in a million years satan, fucking hell
>>51997666
god i'd love to break her nose
>>51997661
qts, you say?
>a fucking britboo italian
>>51997501
Never too late, I know people who were 28 at starting.
>>51997671
Maritime Studies. Lets you work on shore in various forms. Which exams have you got? Which college?
Fleetwood a GOAT.
im sure he'll treat me better than me only sporting jenny
Lads
Don't you find it strange how you can accurately tell a persons personality just by looking at their face?
Its like your face defines who you are, you have a set destiny
absolutely demolished
will greg rutherford ever recover from this
>>51997732
>the north!
>>51997698
How about this one? She did post on /int/ a few days ago, lad
>>51997747
he;s teaching in an english language school
>>51997599
Good, you're supposed to feel bad when you're not helping out the survival of your people by furthering the British race.
>>51997720
God's work, Germany.
>>51997775
dont think thats true tbqh
maybe by someones shoes
*sighs deeply and looks out the window at the moon*
>>51997758
>Fleetwood a GOAT.
Warsash desu.
Exams I have consist of
>Maritime Analytical methods
>Navigation
>Navaids (compass)
>Ship Operations Cargo
>Ship Operations Stability
I've heard a lot of shit about Fleetwood but some RFA lot I know are being taught up there right now. Their exams are supposedly much easier in which case I'm somewhat glad I'm down here.
>>51997818
>dont think thats true tbqh
I don't know, I can and I always have been able to
And it's always turned out to be correct
>>51997732
>Doubting the North
We'll be 'avin none o' tha' sunshine you 'ear me duck?
Overcooked me chips :(
>>51997833
*tips fedora*
Weaving a poo
>fucking poortherners
>fucking soft southern poncey cunts
>>51997875
which one is crewe in and why is northumrbia scottish
>>51997930
>wholanders
>>51997863
That's kind of different to what we did but OH FUCK you have Stability, the worst shit on fucking earth.
How did you decide to start anyway?
Also Fleetwood's not easier, it's just that we had smaller classes and better teaching there. You can get one to one with most lecturers, and they're really helpful. Obviously I'm biased but the orals pass rate speaks for itself.
>>51997666
I really don't know why that bitch is posted so fucking much.
Not only is her obnoxious eternal fake smile annoying as hell, but her face looks downright creepy, with how she has such a giant forehead and those retarded eyebrows. Moreover, she has that extremely generic run-of-the-mill whorish fake hair color. And last but not least, if you take away her excessive amount of makeup, she has an extremely bland taste.
It's a perfect example of how retarded consumerist people are attracted to brands more than actual products. If you saw that girl in real life, you might think she's attractive, but you wouldn't get so fucking autistic over her. But, because she's norwegian or danish or whatever the fuck shithole she's from, and because she's blonde, people just jump on the retard bandwagon.
You could easily find people who are genuinely much more attractive in ANY place with young people in any fucking city in the Western world (and even the non-Western world, for that matter).
might do a suicide lads
>>51997871
wish I could show you my face on here and have a judgement, but you'd probably turn it into a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUdhBQRSxWs
K A N O
>>51997776
I saw Tyson Fury go past my workplace when I went out on my lunch hour this week.
>>51997871
it's the eyes.
this guy is right too >>51997818
hands are a big thing as well if you're sizing someone up. all that shit can tell you 90% of what you need to know within minutes of meeting.
>>51997976
>last name is the name of a place in England
>really proud of this fact
>can't brag about it without getting doxxed
me too senpai
>>51997976
do a watch instead
>>51997373
>>51997989
mate of mine fingered him outside an underage disco in carlow
>>51997930
>mfw owen jones is the worst of both
>>51997985
up to you lad
don't really take the piss out of anyone since I'm ugly myself but there you go
apparently houses cost upwards of £50
>>51997952
found a different source how far in are you minutes wise
>>51997969
Your autism is showing, lad
>>51998025
someone else probably would
I'm not ugly, but my face is quite easy to take the piss out of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izRY3yiqudw
dece 2bf
>>51998032
30:45 approx
>>51998013
isn't Owen Jones from Falkirk?
>>51998011
very very very good post but loses points because of the flag
>>51998027
edinburgh is richer than london m8
only a tiny minority of labour voters
>>51998089
bit racist
>>51997988
>when he's a black british rapper who says 'niggas'
>>51997966
>Stability
Stability is fine desu. It was difficult to begin with but now that we've finished the course and it's just me going over past papers I feel pretty confident about it. I had a few problems with tides though. Can't wait to get out to sea and try proper celestial.
What company did you train with out of interest?
Haven't really looked much at Fleetwood statistics. Initially I wanted to join Royal Navy but failed the medical because of some eczema when I was younger. Did some research and found that Merchant Navy route is better. To be frank I'm loving it so far.
gf just sent me this, dirty slag
>>51998035
yeah but when did they use the saltire
never seen them associated with it.
scots are infidels in england
>Poleaboos sister teaches 5 year olds
>Polish kid barely knows English, behind the others
>Gets put in a special group with an autist and downie
>Foreign students and special needs students don't affect the schools stats so are ignored
>At parents evening my sister tells the kids mother through a translator that he needs to practice reading at home (After she learns English of course)
>Kid doesn't eat get fed breakfast and relies on handouts from my sister
>Kid is abused by his mother
>Kid was the only one in class not to receive a Xmas card
Made one of my staff cry at work today lads, don't know if I'll get any backlash from it or if I was in the right.
She was 6 minutes late off her lunch so I issued her a late form. And then she started to make excuses how it takes her time to get up the stairs so he break starts when she gets outside. So I told her that's not the case and she kept arguing back. She's always late for work too and she complains it's because the system is slow to log her in. So I plainly said "I don't care how long it takes you to log in, if it takes 15 minutes then get here 15 minutes earlier because it's really not my problem".
Then I walked off and she started crying.
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>>51998081
miladdos are storming the govners house is that 'bout right
>>51998143
Akari is my gf you peace of shit
>>51998086
what are you talking about
he's from sheffield
do you even know who i am talking about
>>51998097
>edinburgh is richer than london
bit of a silly thing to say
of course had london has a lot more shitholes but the richer parts are obviously richer than bloody scotland
>>51998152
>Poleaboo
>Polish
>in the same post
WARNING SIREN
>>51998152
>Reception teacher
Bet she's fit
piss smells of biscuits you cant make this up
>>51998036
No, the autistic one is the one who keeps posting fucking Voe when there are countless women out there who are not only way more attractive physically, but also have way more attractive personalities. And the disgusting part is that it's not just autism, but as I said in my previous post, it's typical consumerist retardery.
>run into friend from school
>he's engaged to an 8/10 and she's got a baby on the way
>>51998187
t. works in tesco and insecure about it
>>51998142
Kek, I faked all of my celestial that I did on board. Didn't do any of it. I was lazy as shit though and I hate maths with a passion.
I did mine with Anglo Eastern, working on big bulkers with Rio Tinto, it was shite if I'm honest but whatever.
Honestly I'm probably one of the worst cadets ever, christ knows how I managed to scrape my way through it. I'm guessing you'll be going away in late Jan? What company? What ships? My one piece of advice is bring toothpaste.
>>51998152
>Poles starving their children
Why is this so common?
>>51998197
chinatown BEST GIRL
>>51998194
pretty much
parley
poppet mentioned
>>51998203
I thought he was because he mention something in an interview
on his wiki it says >Jones was born in Sheffield and grew up in Stockport, Greater Manchester,[1] and briefly in Falkirk, Scotland.[2]
http://strawpoll.me/6240284
serious poll and not meme shit
>>51998212
>ignoring all the poor parts, it's better off
really insightful m8. honestly.
Just woke up lmao
>>51998269
Onee-chan is better
>>51998152
>Kid was the only one in class not to receive a Xmas card
Bit mean tbqh
La pendule fait tic tac tic tac
Les oiseaux du lac font pic pic pic pic
Glou glou glou font tous les dindons
Et la jolie cloche ding din don
Mais ...
Boum
Quand notre cœur fait Boum
Tout avec lui dit Boum
Et c'est l'amour qui s'éveille.
Boum
Il chante "love in bloom"
Au rythme de ce Boum
Qui redit Boum à l'oreille
Tout a changé depuis hier
Et la rue a des yeux qui regardent aux fenêtres
Y a du lilas et y a des mains tendues
Sur la mer le soleil va paraître
Boum
L'astre du jour fait Boum
Tout avec lui dit Boum
Quand notre cœur fait Boum Boum
>>51998339
did a nap after work lad? been there
>>51998296
so he's from manchester/sheffield. what don't you understand about the word "briefly". if you want to be picky, he's technically from everywhere he has been
>>51998281
then were for all intents and purposes running at exact same times
>>51998252
I work for a multi billion pound company and I'm 21.
I was just wondering what age people aim to start their dream careers.
I'm harvesting experience and plan to get started by 25, just wondering how everybody else felt.
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY
>>51998263
>Anglo Eastern
Good company from what I hear, a few of my m8s with them say A.E pay for their accommodation which is great.
I'm with Carisbrooke (I've heard all the stories). Yeah I remember you saying you were lazy half a year ago lel. Yep, going late Jan/early Feb. Ships are obviously general cargo and we were briefed earlier today about tasks we'd have to carry out during phase 2 like celestial, stability and other nav calculations. I'm pretty excited but some of my friends are shitting themselves right now.
wonder why that other stream wont work though this is remarkably good quality for primewire
kettles on its arse lads, might have to buy a new one soon
WARNING: Graphic content!
#youaintnopiratebruv
>>51998427
>streaming films
lmao
got that edge on have you?
I am but mad north north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
>>51998321
i do think edinburgh is a better city to live in etc, but london is the no.1 power city in the world so don't be silly
>>51998347
Onomatopoeias are such a lazy fucking rhetorical figure. Literally the most pleb-tier way of writing """"""""""poetry"""""""""".
>>51998382
you think you need to be special to work for a large company?
i just dont.\
like what the
lads can't recommend enough getting a hot water bottle
Life changing stuff
>>51998467
>got that edge on have you?
dont get it
doing a fondle
>>51998393
They pay alright, yeah. They used to have a SHIT training bloke that I hated and had many cross words with, but hey ho, he fucked off somewhere else and the woman it is now seems nice enough.
Not heard of Carisbrooke. They're probably fine though. All horror stories aside everyone works to similar standards overall. We did some crazy shit on board our ships too, like swimming in the ballast hold and playing cricket in a cargo hold. Some of the memories are pretty decent.
Any idea of where you'll be going? I've got a m8 who's on general cargo right now around the UK, he likes it, sounds a lot more relaxed than bigger companies where you drown in paperwork.
>>51998484
5000 words on why London is more successful than new york. On my desk monday.
>two really cute polish girls that talk to me regularly at work
>Don't have the courage to ask either one out, evenn for just a drink
They'd just say no anyway.
>>51998504
microsoft edge you daft cunt
>>51998503
sod off dad i'm talking to my 4chan friends
>>51998457
thanks bruh
bursting with swag
>>51998503
Wool slippers and a dressing gown changed my life 2bh
>>51998488
My point meant that I've already got a foothold. I work in their offices working with the CEO and some other important people, working under him.
I'm not some insecure lad stuck in Tesco
I can't afford cigarettes due to the taxes, so i've started smoking tea leaves rolled up in newspaper.
>>51998527
>asking out people you work with
lad...
>>51998569
>>51998569
>>51998569
new thread lads lmao
I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE
>>51998566
>My future is bright. I'ma clerical assistant!
>>51998527
They're just being nice because they have to be
Polish whores are bitches to the core
>>51998584
>page 5
corrrrr madman
>always go to the same pub nearly every friday night
>always speak to this girl that went to my school and goes there
>said she was gonna come town with me after there last week
>find out she went to somewhere else with her 'ex'
>she just messaged me saying 'why aren't you at the coach'
what do
Drafting a wank
*inspects focus group results*
>>51998660
stick it up her shitpipe
fancy a bum
laying down the game plan for a wank
installing a Turner Prize-nominated wank
laying down the foundations for a future wank
>>51998968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmE87g9li5c
>ALL ABOARD SHITPOST GENERAL
