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cara
willies
>>51992825
good idea
ive not even started yet
>>51992835
arac
anime
john
Azusa
>anime
hello i am a white muslim convert from birmingham
ama
ziyi
>>51992825
Make it happen, cap'n
fun fact about me that none of you know: I have an earring
haha, your turn x
anon
Matherfucker i fuck your
family,your BITCH mather
suckdick in petrolium,your
faggot
father suck and lick dick again
for your grow up bestard.Say
hello to your BITCH mather
because i'm with blacks fuck her
too and she almost died like a
Street dog.
I want fuck your grandmather
and grandfather too(of course
with blacks) but they are already
dead but i can fuck their tombs
SON OF A BITCH.
Be assure this time we will fuck
again your mather but this time
she will die like a BITCH in the
street
After all your homo fag father will
suck many dicks to bury
your BITCH mother.
CBT
COCK AND BALL TORTURE
>>51992911
How do you keep your robes so clean and white?
>>51992752
CBT and therapy just helps you understand your issues it doesn't really fix them. That's down to you.
>>51992890
>CBT bike test? :^)
yeah, driving that death machine made people seem like butterflies in comparison
>when man transcribing bare dutty rhymes and next unintelligible ting come up
>>51992923
post webems
Kyarorain doing a beer
>>51992922
n-name?
>>51992956
gib reparations for the harrying of the north
>>51992955
my second toe is longer than my 'big toe'
Maisie
>>51992955
Already knew that, it's still your turn.
>>51993002
kyary doing a qt
>>51992980
yeah I know, before I would avoid all conversation so its a definite improvement
![12342713_950843678286688_2469089460577029609_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QlXDQPX.jpg "12342713 950843678286688 2469089460577029609 n[1]")
>women with boyfriends unironically go out dressed like this
>>51992914
shes almost 40 and still looks great
what's it like to wake up next to a qt grill lads
>>51992975
i wash the blood of non-believers with persil every night
>>51993027
That's Christina RIcci
>>51993036
excellent post
>tfw a girl will never refer to you as 'her man'
lads i think my nightly heavy drinking sessions for a few years have badly fucked up my health. i've felt dizzy and light headed for days. bright light hurts my eyes, and my arms and legs twitch. what do? go to a doctor?
The world's smartest man poses no more threat to than does its smartest termite.
ritsu > mio > yui > azusa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mugi
prove me wrong
alri
>>51992642
how? can they not even admit that he was partially correct?
>>51992914
i aint never hit a woman in my life but yo ass is pushin it
>>51993036
Wish I could wear one of these masks to hide my ugliness haha xoxo
>>51992806
i wish to impregnate the kin'iros
gook nonces out
>>51993093
nice cutout you twat
post the original and i'll do it for you
>>51993099
have a drink lad you'll feel better
>>51992955
I hate and fear women in equal measure.
>>51993087
>Christina RIcci
qt 2bh
Honestly it makes it a lot easier for me to sympathise with women that don't wear hijabs and men that don't have beards. Those things just show where their loyalty lies. With their Islamic identity which will just bring nothing but problems in future generations. Maybe these people know religion is bullshit and just want to live in a nice secular country. They might raise their children to beware Muzzies and become normal westerners
>>51993093
What the absolute fuck is that transparency
really need to get my life together one of these years
>>51993111
>ranking literally perfect beings
That said, Azusa>>>Jun>Mio>Ritsu>Mugi>Yui
>>51993189
>female eggman
>qt
lmao just lmao
if you don't enjoy this you're an official racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9AwohZ4Wkk
very unique 2bh
Literally do not care about anything in life because I'm ugly
I'm literally a second class human
I will always just be that useless cunt in the background
>>51993119
even UKIP say Enoch was wrong
>>51993033
I have never posted this tho
or maybe I have
there is nothing fun about me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KHuwl8hy2y
DOUBT anyone can do a better attempt at this song than me
>>51993017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB0Nt7v12bk
seolhyun
>>51993242
Fuck off sad cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlc8I03zjlY
>>51993095
>wanting to be a females beta bitch boy
not in this town
>>51993093
>just fuck my right leg and left forearm up fa m
>>51993224
j hus is shit literally all of his 'tunes' sound the fucking same
le I can go From LE AFRICAN to LE roadMEN xdDDD qick
>>51992956
you subhuman cockmongrel motherfucking incest fucking arap nigger semite piece of shit
perverse horesfucker infidel nigger fucking shit nigger get raped by 1000 niggers fucking pedoshit SCUM
i fuk ur mather fucking semite cockshcking white genociding mitherfucking incest happy donkey rapist i fuk ur families arsehole and rape ur mater an ur fater mus watch oh wait he liks that anyway since he is a fucking kekold and watches his wife vetting fuked by u everyday while he strokes his 2.5 inc cock and cums on ur disgusting deformed face u fuking genociding edge master EPIC
pic related is u fuking ur mather
>>51992955
ive got a red birthmark on my middle finger which goes up my forearm x
>>51993194
>They might raise their children to beware Muzzies and become normal westerners
This never happens. Young people don't want that shit.
>Autism and yellow fever, the thread
>>51993284
you posting in your c uck shed while your wife is getting blacked?
don't try and be cheeky to my lads cause its only gonna work out worse for you cu ck boy
>>51993250
You said ages ago and I wrote it in the file I have on you.
>>51993291
>posting that webm without sound
terrible
>>51993356
very good
is it a good file
>>51993242
>tfw not even ugly, just socially retarded
>>51993347
Keep crying about your shit life mate.
>there are taigs in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>51993157
>>51993093
I didn't even realise it was a cutout desu
I didn't do that
disgusted myself
Can't find the original either
why the fuck does google think I'm french
>>51993391
what does vtot mean?
doing a stay in and contemplate suicide
>>51993391
Wabouchee lad?
>>51993391
i know yer man in the beige coat lol
>>51993344
>>Autism and yellow fever, the thread
Indeed but it used to be better
/brit/ used to have quality posters and now its just gone to fucking shit, a bunch of shit anime posters and some fucking chinese slag posters
Used to come on this general and enjoy my time but now its just a massive fucking irritating stressful waste
>>51993242
cute cat
>>51993247
really? that's surprising
I mean he wasn't right about everything but he got some shit spot on
>>51993344
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/germany-965000-migrants-registered-through-november/2015/12/07/5466b2e4-9ce8-11e5-9ad2-568d814bbf3b_story.html
>>51993376
It's become more of a drawer now, I have a lot on you.
>>51993397
baka desu
>>51993436
hang on to your bridge until 10pm lad
>>51993367
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=tnZ4vqRqlh0&video_start=0&audio=nlc8I03zjlY&audio_start=42
worry about your own country you shit language monger
>>51993458
I did expect the smug RAF pepe but i take that as well
>>51993429
Village Team On Tour, probably.
>Used to come on this general and enjoy my time
Who are these fucking SJWs lads?
>>51993258
challenge accepted
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fmgkwc28dQ
>tfw no chink gf
>>51993391
Me on the left
listening to music get me pumped up for sitting in my room in a friday night again
*puts coldplay on*
Just done a total RELENT on my diet and munched about 1000 calories lol now im on the beer what am I like? ah well I lost 6 lbs anyway and crash diet never stays off
His father was a drinker
And his mother cried in bed
Folding John Wayne's T-shirts
When the swingset hit his head
The neighbors they adored him
For his humor and his conversation
Look underneath the house there
Find the few living things
Rotting fast in their sleep of the dead
Twenty-seven people, even more
They were boys with their cars, summer jobs
Oh my God
Are you one of them?
feeling comfortably numb lads
>>51993504
breddy gud
want to buy a laptop for comfy shitposting in bed but my last one broke from using it this way so thinking of getting one of those laptops that have a tablet mode - my thought process being that tablets are made for holding in bed so it would last
some feedback on the above would be appreciated
>I did expect the smug RAF pepe but i take that as well
>>51993541
the guys who will defeat ISIS
>>51993585
feel like ive watched you fall off a cliff over the course of the day desu
>>51993575
absolute fucking madman nutter
He dressed up like a clown for them
With his face paint white and red
And on his best behavior
In a dark room on the bed he kissed them all
He'd kill ten thousand people
With a sleight of his hand
Running far, running fast to the dead
He took off all their clothes for them
He put a cloth on their lips
Quiet hands, quiet kiss
On the mouth
And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid
>>51993469
okok
I also have a blog with 1 (one) entry, it has 1455 words and talks about feels. did you know that?
>>51993383
How can you be socially retarded and not ugly? You must have some disability
Throughout my whole life I've noticed that confidence is DIRECTLY linked with your appearance
It was always the uglier people that were autistic melts and got treated like shit
>>51993561
How can anyone with a sane mind prefer chinkletts?
>>51993611
Thanks lad.
>>51993598
get a tablet and buy a keyboard case for it
Land of the free lads.
>>51993616
Lol anarchist kiddies.
They're so pathetic.
I hope they take a look at themselves in 5-10 years and cringe.
YEAH FIGHT THE POWER, ANARCHY!! FUCK DA POLICE
>>51993637
i did
>>51993598
I've got a Macbook Air. Had it nearly 5 years now, use it in bed daily (albeit on top of a box so it doesn't suck up dust). Still runs like a dream after all these years.
You get what you pay for. Pay for chinkshit, you get chinkshit that breaks.
t. apple mustardrace
>>51993585
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HAVE BECOME
COMFORTABLY NUMB
>>51993637
>>51993682
repost it
first beer down on to the next
>>51993637
No, I didn't, thank you x
>>51993656
Wasn't that the girl who shagged her chubby teacher rotten and got found out?
>>51993688
is this you?
wish these fucking normies outside my door would stop walking to and fro so i could drink in peace
theres a lingering threat of my degeneracy being discovered which i simply cannot risk
hope the fuckers go to sleep soon
>>51993709
I've never posted it here and it's set to private anyway, it's just a more detailed post about things I've posted here
>>51993682
wew
>>51993688
>You get what you pay for. Pay for chinkshit, you get chinkshit that breaks.
Absolutely this
Do not buy a Lenovo Chinkpad
>But why anon?????????????????
Several reasons
1. slow as shit despite having decent specs (literally lags changing tabs????????????? only works as intended 20% of the time)
2. windows is fucked and feels like some cunt at the factory shoved his arse on the keyboard and fucked up a whole ton of shit before delivering it to my house
3. wifi card works at random times
whilst typing this post, my internet has cut out on my laptop but works fine on everything else
4. you are literally funding communism
>>51993670
no i want a full operating system, a tablet would only be marginally better than my s5
>>51993688
>albeit on top of a box
also not comfy
>>51993756
was this the guy who posted on /g/?
>>51993739
Just had my first drink xxxxxxxxxxx
Wish girls would stop with this "I'm not attracted to you" meme, it's getting old desu.
>>51993757
>these fucking normies
you mean mummy and daddy?
>tfw live on the empty side of the house so no one comes over here
katyusha
>>51993575
proud of you son, well done.
>>51993639
it's not all about how looking bad physically, there's also just not knowing how to carry yourself properly, how to converse with people, etc
>>51993746
Dont think so, just picked a random one from the qt folder
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
https://strawpoll.me/6239362
>>51993757
why are they outside your door
you don't go to uni do you?
>>51993832
>the empty side of the house
fuck off billionaire
hate it when my mum comes in my room to talk shit and have to quickly switch the tab from 4chan
>>51993639
Nah, i'm not ugly. Kind of young looking, but definitely not ugly.
Hit puberty kind of late, was short as fuck until I hit my growth spurt, moved around a lot in my youth so i was always the new kid in the class and never had long term friends, family is dysfunctional it gets. Lots of reasons really.
blog over
>>51993739
Me 2. If it's a race you want then it's a race you'll get.
>>51993832
yh
im right in the middle of the house fuckin well annoying
>>51993827
Stop beeing fat and ugly, fatass.
>>51993867
All of those things are learnt at a young age by good looking people because they get treated better than ugly people
>>51993672
would eat
>>51993911
my house isnt that big just I know if i hear them coming they are coming for me
>>51993925
Challenge accepted
>>51993911
no dads just fossicking around tidying or putting things away or something (likely christmas related) and he keeps making irritating fossicking noises
roooo
>>51993953
t. bitter autistic uggo
>>51993744
your turn
brewing a poo
>>51993953
t. that fat weird kid you used to bully in middle school
How does one bee oneself?
finished my 37 g bag of maltesers
now what
what else is there to life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzIFay5QHOo
>poshboy white model doing a rap
very good 2bh lads do a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igf96qnjHTE
star wars is absolute shite tho
>>51993900
can't believe I share a thread with the spastics who voted maltesers
>>51994018
jus
>>51993672
how much did that cost?
>>51994018
you find your own stairs to climb
>>51993992
>>51994014
Yeah, and what? Your words don't hurt because I've heard them before
>>51994029
>you will never be good looking
kill me now
>>51994029
>posh
>>51993917
>hit puberty kind of late
wasn't that late myself but my little brother was kind of early
>tfw he had pubes before me
>had his growth spurt before me and was taller at one point
he's 15 months younger
>>51994048
>not sucking all the chocolate off and sucking the malt to lovely runny sludgy bits
>not tucking into one of them little malteser rabbits after school
>>51994046
Nah m8
has anyone done a daring synthesis of this picture and le walking man yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ytVKhtWdZI
gonna love you and leave you, ladies
(turn your subwoofer up for this one)
>>51993746
>>51993656
>white woman
>>51994066
>Your words don't hurt because I've heard them before
>>51993953
>tfw girls used to love me in primary school
I remember I met a girl I knew in primary school again in Year 13 and she tried to talk to me like we talked in primary school, asking silly questions and writing things on my back with her finger and asking me to guess what she was writing. I couldn't say anything, eventually she just said "you've changed a lot" and didn't talk to me again.
>>51994085
jpoop*
very good thank you very much
had an odd do earlier on, group was smoking at the door leading outside from the kitchen, then for reasons i cant explain i walked into the middle, said "i wonder if its raining", and then went off
honestly dont know why i did it came across as terribly strange
Lads, I'm doing a presentation on Britain's view on the refugee crisis
Y'all got any useful newspaper or online articles?
Haha
>>51994088
maybe not that posh really
t. working class scum
>>51994151
>you've changed a lot
>tfw
deep shit bro
>>51994120
this is lewd
>>51994158
are you autistic hahahaha
mmmmmmmm
yeh
gimme a beat lads
i'm about to drop it
>>51994085
Was expecting it to be less shit given your outburst.
>>51993746
https://vk com/album-36310940_153977827
>>51994132
will do if someone posts the empty room template
all ive got is one with kevins little face poking out of the cupboard
>>51994158
had a chuckle at this
>>51994189
land of the so called """"free""""
>>51994215
dont want to get insulted for breathing again desu
>>51994189
>paying that much for a burger
never been five guys desu though, is it worth it?
>>51994189
>no tip
prepare to get shot
>>51994215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a5_WYP6U-M
>>51994158
Jesus Christ i always thought spagetthi niggers were immune to autism
if dubs you're all pakis
>>51994160
daily mail for right wing views
independant/guardian for left wing views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA
>tfw she's from the area next to mine, been listening to her for nearly 10 years and now she's getting big in america and on the samsung advert
>>51994215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7sKNb4UUE
>tfw want to write a book about my shit life, but don't want it to turn into some kind of insane manifesto which convinces me to kill a bunch of normies before topping myself
listening to a female rock band that I used to enjoy very much, even went to a 200 capacity gig but was very ill just as they came on and spent the whole time in toilet
fucks sake
>>51994006
Ooh, thought I'd got away with it and all.
Doing a think.
>>51994158
starting to worry about you m8
>>51994250
Deary me lad.
Cheers.
>>51994160
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom is an accurate gauge of the nation's mood on all issues
>>51994158
Shan't be taking any of your criticisms seriously from now on.
>>51994305
why shes no help at all
-pintel, pirates of the caribbean: at worlds end
>>51994261
It's pretty good, but I'm out in Cali so I prefer In N Out. It's Friday so... payday lunch.
BE HONEST ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT POLL
DO NOT LIE
http://strawpoll.me/6239465
http://strawpoll.me/6239465
http://strawpoll.me/6239465
Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to put on a black shirt.
Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens.
Waiting for the queens and the coons
and the reds and the jews.
Waiting to follow the worms.
>>51994340
Trying to pull a fast one over on old Sershie?
>>51994364
>>51994344
these desu
>>51994215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw
>>51994334
So write it, the greatest artists can turn shit into gold
>>51994370
had a good laugh at this post
>>51994360
THE BAAANKERS THE BOOOOONUSES
the poster below me is a paki
>>51994433
fick dich, Bergjude
fuck jews
>>51994421
I'm genuinely afraid it might make me kill myself.
>>51994403
I once wrote a bunch of songs for a qt, but mercifully I never got round to recording them and giving it to them.
Would have loved to give "it" to them.
Lads help me out quick should i order £10 worth of junk from the kebab shop or go cook??
>>51994385
girls never talk to me so I assume I'm unattractive
>>51994433
>>51994294
fucking waste of dubs
>>51994458
You have to suffer for your art
>>51994400
itll have to do
>>51994433
>>51994449
very fitting
>>51994453
this
>>51994465
It's Friday, live a little, you cute ickle piggu
>>51994490
Kidding my little lass here you go
>>51994460
wew lad very good
currently doing a new blog post haha bit depressed ngl
Come on take a breath now
Cause there's too much time wasted, time spent hatin'
Come on take a breath now
Cause there's too much head-aching, too much back-breaking
Come on take a breath now
Cause there's too much name-calling, tears are falling
Why must I be so retarded lads?
>>51994344
>>51994364
>>51994404
get in line or ill kill you
>>51994465
yes. kebab always.
>>51994508
REEEEEEEE IT'S THE ONE WITH THE SHOULDER STILL IN
>>51994534
GOT A LOTTA GNAWLEDGE
when did we start calling lisicki "kevin"?
>>51994400
>>51994457
>>51994534
enjoyed all of these posts
>>51994554
Oh wow I never even noticed, kek
>>51994449
paki raus
>>51994453
rude
the poster below me is a nigger
>>51994573
thats the actual walking man
kevin boyle
>>51994465
catch a cat and eat it
>>51994573
fb.com/kevin.boyle.1865
>>51994582
>I made 2/3 of those
youer welcome
>>51994298
>>51994360
thanks lads
>>51994528
Can you reveal which member of the Blackout Crew you look like?
>>51994649
Class Pic Kev!!
which one
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
>>51994510
Are you working on the next poleaboo?
>>51994377
in n out is based lad
cant wait for next week when I'm back in Cali
>>51994625
ooga booga
the poster below me is a paddy
>>51994582
I made the Gondola one thanks la
>>51994682
You have a shit taste for qts, lad
>>51994682
neither
>>51994697
Nah I'm kind of normal compared to that character, I don't stalk Polacks or piss in peoples drinks or piss my pants on purpose
>>51994723
>>51994722
originally i had a haha because it was ironic but i took it out
>>51994682
who are they
every poster below me is a paki
normie m8 finishes work at half 10
think i'm gonna go to his and carry on drinking
he's unironically shagged over 60 (sixty) birds
gonna tell him to get two to come round aha
>>51994749
>editing your /brit/ shitposts
Feeling very morose tonight ngl. Hope I lighten up later, I'll be less fun than normal ha ha... ha....
>>51994750
one on the right is courney love i think
How edgy is this album art?
lmao
are google and its websites shitting the bed for anyone else?
>>51994750
Deap Vally
>>51994796
Bismuth tier
prepare your anus lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6QDNC4jPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwh1h4iD3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl8pkyrYMoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4YXcY2aorc
>>51994796
Not really edgy, more like they went on deviantart and chose something at random
>>51994843
>eight (You)s
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVv6HALfEo
>>51994843
fuck off mountain nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QFEUW6WRmQ
SWIPING MY CARD LIKE KYVA
MAN BAG BROWN LIKE NAILA
A BAG ON A OUTFIT CASUAL
BOXERS AND SOCKS ARE A FIVER
>>51994812
>Deap Vally
oh I've heard of them
they're breddy gud
*flicks the bottle cap away*
next...
>>51994843
Alri doc
>>51994812
>shitting the bed
Fuck off yank
>>51994883
>>51994890
>>51994931
angry pakis
>>51994941
No, they shit themselves not the bed, lad.
>>51994905
love this tune, garage skank is also good but I literally do not understand the lyrics
have to make it up in my head
All alone, or in two's,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall.
>>51994962
Alri doc
>>51994911
i went to see them live but ended up in the toilet the whole time they were actually on haha
>>51994930
*lags behind*
How big are your beers?
Feel like the light's gone out lads
>>51994990
oh that was you haha
maybe next time lad
>tfw never been to a concert
feel like I'm missing out, but I just can't afford it ;_:
>>51994976
very good lad
post grime
>>51995021
330 cl desu
im going faster then i want but ive got some rum so who cares lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQY7BusJNU
>>51994705
Someone shop him into the kitchen
Gonna build myself a Steam Machine 2bh
I love the compactness of a console but consoles are fucking shit
>>51995034
there is a light and it never goes out
who /openbeerbottleswithyourteeth/ here
probably gonna lose a tooth one day but fuck it
>>51995044
they are quite fun desu
don't go to festivals unless you are a turbo normie though, they are shit
>>51991776
>>51991794
>>51991981
pfffft fuck off lads
>>51995103
Of course. Wish we could just twist them off like yanks
>>51995058
Alright mine are 500 so don't feel like too much of a bender.
>implying you're not going to drop under pressure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9grWoCEZHFI
>>51995079
Already been done haha
Alrite gonna order a kebab then lads nice one yolo
>>51995103
Don't like beer pal
Cider's my thing
Also it fucking HURTS opening caps with your teeth
>>51995076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
>>51995083
isn't that just a PC then?
>>51995076
classic choon
>>51995103
>not having a swiss army beer bottle opener that you can use for droogs too
THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE COURT IS
INCONTROVERTIBLE, THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE JURY TO RETIRE
IN ALL MY YEARS OF JUDGING I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE
OF SOMEONE MORE DESERVING OF THE FULL PENALTY OF LAW
THE WAY YOU MADE THEM SUFFER, YOUR EXQUISITE WIFE AND MOTHER, FILLS ME WITH THE URGE TO DEFECATE (GO ON JUDGE, SHIT ON HIM)
SINCE, MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR DEEPEST FEAR
I SENTENCE YOU TO BE EXPOSED BEFORE YOUR PEERS
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
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>>51995103
I use a sword.
>>51995103
I just use a bottle opener desu
>>51995143
bender
>>51995143
>Also it fucking HURTS opening caps with your teeth
Pussy
>>51995107
yeah festivals just seem like too many people and too many drugs for me, not my scene
>>51995158
>having things
>>51994661
just dislocating youre legs but not about the accent tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXxVF8spdac
thread theme wahey
>>51995122
what alcoholic beverage are they la
>>51995143
same difference and it doesn't hurt if you do it properly
>>51995158
>>51995180
have a bottle opener in my room somewhere but can't be arsed to find it
Yank with his family asked me for directions in London today lads, pointed him in completely the wrong direction haha
>>51995115
okay
>>51995151
yeah but doesn't look to much like one
I just want something to play games on at console quality, but don't want to have to subscribe to the console botnet
>>51995205
Nice one
wew lads
>>51995240
fuckin savage lad
Any man have the Jezza walking man?
>>51995217
>being poor
rate this eepppiiccc meme i just found
>>51995217
>all these materialist plebs ITT
>>51995256
so a small PC you can have in your living room?
not a bad idea I guess
all my p's go to my mum
if you're tryna rob me you're tryna take from my mum
ARE YOU DUMB?!?!
>>51995225
cheeky bugger
>>51995103
met an aussie that had a pair of flipflops with bottle openers on the bottom. immediately went and got a pair off amazon.
>>51994641
>want to look at this
>don't want to log into facebook at half 9pm on a friday
>>51995271
looks like a top lad
the legs
>>51995271
>>51995191
>>51995190
>>51995205
Why are brits so fucking ugly?
2000 years of incest?
>>51995225
Couple of Asahis to start me off and then Stella.
25 minute warning for hte beginning of the film
>>51995271
me on the right
>>51995323
those are legs alright
>>51995331
>sitdowntopissmany
>>51995292
>i am completely fine with paying £4.80 for a pint
fuck off southerner billionaire
>>51995271
Always feel sorry for that guy
>>51995323
the bonuses
>>51995308
>>51995257
minor edit
>>51994641
DELETE THIS
>>51995301
yeah pretty much
>>51995205
excellent post
>>51995314
why does it matter when you log onto facebook
>>51995271
that's like a 40 year old man with his son
looks nothing like liski
>>51995331
>posts Rose Leslie, a British Actress
>Couple of Asahis
>>51995344
what film was selected in the end i missed it
lisicki hangs out with qt's and you dont
how does this make you feel?
>>51995361
>>51995205
good posts
>>51995356
that is literally the price in the pub in london i go to when im there
wanted to pay with cash once but didnt have enough haha
>>51995175
>tfw will never tear down the wall
Currently stuck at waiting for the worms t b h
>>51995331
german people are much uglier than us m8
>>51995413
startrek troopers
>>51995395
that looks nothing like rose leslie you mong
>>51995279
i did this 1 2
might wank
>>51995413
pirates of the caribbean
just realised I will be drunking rum and watching a pirate film haha
>>51995421
thats probably kevins sister mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
fucking lol
>>51995411
Saw it coming a mile away you mean nasty dickhead
>>51995478
It's the one with the rum as well ho ho
>>51995395
Google image search is wrong on that one you mongloid
>>51995468
think of me x
>>51995463
wrong
I saw that they were even when i closed that tab but at voting end pirates won
>>51995478
i was doing that exact same activity (rum and pirates of caribbean) when i made myself exceedingly ill
>>51995331
The fat lad in the picture is literally Irish
>le why are le british so ugly
Works on a class system here
The higher up you go, the more attractive the people are
class pic Kev!!
>>51995483
cackling like a hyena at this
got two business ideas lads:
>have a /brit/ whip round and buy a nuclear weapon to drop on the county of hampshire
>arrange a time and everyone on /brit/ has a big simultaneous wank
>>51995483
>>51995574
quite cold out
irish weather
sun is out tho
band of skulls are good too
finding some artists i forgot about wew
>>51995577
second one is pretty good 3bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BklXTjQuWVs
eating shortbread lads
>>51995537
thats where youre mistaken i think youll find
>>51995496
*puts you in a grovit and increases the pressure until you spontaneously shit and piss yourself*
>>51995577
yes to the first and yes to the second
(cracking out all my best pirate quotes)
>>51995602
so characterful
think i shall start imbibing drinks now
>>51995602
what does he after that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
hopefullyligigig warm up
>>51995577
hmm, i like it, hmm, im in
>>51995620
the first is exceedingly good too
>>51995606
they are good desu
>>51995626
>Typical "black jamaican boy" punching his mum ! They are proper fucking animal dont know how out white girls ruined our race with these ugly morons
Rorke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mTgpNbM4eY bit shit
>>51995577
Very good post
doing the first piss of the night
>>51995679
>blaming white girls for their own stupidity
>>51995683
sing some gaelic folk toons
>>51995699
fucking hell lad
you've broke the seal now
it's all downhill from here
Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink.
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
>>51995754
I know
only started drinking an hour ago
failure
>>51995683
are you playing the guitar irl
very impressive
>>51994465
>Literally giving your money to pakis for Halal slaughtered meat that has been killed in the name of Allah while a shitskin says a prayer for it
Nah, cook for yourself. Boycott pakis, or you are basically a paki yourself.
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