Trump edition
cara
>caring about donald trump
terrible edition
trump mean fart in britain dialect :)
Sophie's a cunt edition
willy..........paki.............poo
>yank politics edition
absolute poo
>>51989916
not fibbing, she lives near my uni and goes to the local shite club sometimes
she's always coked off her face in the corner surrounded by sycophants
Corbyn supporters out
Unironically been vegan for a year now lads
my shitting is second to none
>kshit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35071156/k-pop-group-oh-my-girl-detained-at-la-airport-on-suspicion-of-being-sex-workers
>I'm Australian and proud of it!
>>51989930
>recently started watching k-on lads though i was skeptical at first but oh my goodness the memes were real, it is unironically the best thing i've ever seen by quite far, quite literally the pinnacle of terrestrial entertainment, only like 8 episodes in and there's so many quality memorable moments already
GIVE ME AIDS!
IN MY BUM!
FILL MY COLON UP WITH CUM!
FILL IT UP WITH GOOEY WHITE
I FEEL LIKE CATCHING BUGS TONIGHT
SHOOT YOUR POZ LOAD IN A CUP
ILL DRINK IT TO FUCK MY IMMUNE SYSTEM UP
>send snapchats to girls
>never get replies
>>51989955
good post
selling rare slags, pm me.
>i dont want donald trump to win
>>51990042
They probably are desu
post a cute picture of your waifu lads. Mine is Jun
Rate my artwork lads.
>>51989984
>not knowing already that she's a massive whore
>Unironically been vegan for a year now lads
Got any slags?
>vegan
choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHE_Z7B-pA8
>>51990099
yeah ur mum
>>51989979
Hello Muhammad
>>51990083
bad post
>>51990099
>>51990099
ur mum
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35060048/i-wear-a-hat-instead-of-a-hijab-so-people-wont-know-im-muslim
>british """""""""""""""""""""empire""""""""""""""""""""""
recently started watching k-on lads though i was skeptical at first but oh my goodness the memes were real
it is unironically the best thing i've ever seen by quite far, quite literally the pinnacle of terrestrial entertainment
only like 8 episodes in and there's so many quality memorable moments already
@51990062
please don't make fun of me for posting in the wrong thread the first time
>>51990024
tfw i could be one of those sycophants
>>51990089
dont approve of you your posts or your taste in anime but here is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReFWvOpU0ss
very good normie tier choon
>>51990085
>far left
Jesus fuck, I can feel the testosterone bubbling out my dick.
>>51990073
I'LL EAT YOUR BUGS OFF A PLATE
WONT YOU MAKE MY CELLS MUTATE?
DONT WANT HIV I WANT AIDS
2016 IT'S ALL THE CRAZEEEE!!!!
>>51990093
3 1 2
Don't mind me lads
I'm just doing my daily review of every conversation I had today and cringing uncontrollably at everything I said.
>>51990094
Why did you make his face slightly smaller lad
>>51990085
Would fuck the thick girl on the far left.
Now which religion of peaceful integration and tolerance could be behind this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35070984
>>51990099
Did someone say slags?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEmeO-yhfU
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][10][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_00.16_[2015.03.16_13.46.58].png](https://i.imgur.com/gefr1Rw.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][10][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_00.16_[2015.03.16_13.46.58].png")
>>51990099
>>51990178
bit rude but thanks.
>>51990177
>getting fedora posted before you even posted in /brit/
aha absolute mug 2bh
>>51990166
>showing skin to male non-relatives
H A R A M
A
R
A
M
>>51990222
The trick is to not have any conversations.
t. suicidal NEET
>>51990224
i didnt someone else did but it's funny tbqh
>>51989428
Just read that Sershie could have had Sophies role 2bh, Sershie would have made it watchable x
>>51990243
k on is rubbish and all its girls are also rubbish
Why are Australians such utter spastics lads?
>>51990243
BLACKED
>>51990234
4, large powergap, 1, 2, 3
>>51990042
not wrong desu
>>51990294
>>51990099
google "ritsu"
>>51990118
>>51990094
>still consuming the meat and dairy
>2015
literal reddit
Azusa
K-on is actually amazing though lads.
>>51990294
pleb
>im such a mong that I need to study
>>51990222
i do this
trying to keep having more conversations though and get better at conversing with normies
>>51990266
just kill yourself then
>>51990166
Now she has told everybody so we know she is a muzzie now anyway
stupid cunt
>>51990317
Not enough slags
>>51990349
*plays the tuba towards you*
>>51990251
not even getting any (You)s from it like i hoped haha
>>51990062
Very very good lad
ask me anything about chemistry lads xox
>>51990294
Doing a fajita Friday with the girls
>>51990368
Got 4k sitting in my bank account and have no idea what to do with it.
r8 me
>>51990222
A girl had to sit next to me in work today and she didn't seem very pleased because she wanted to sit next to her friend so I spoke to her a little bit today, hopefully I didn't make a fool of myself and she doesn't think I'm weird
Should I do a tinder?
Don't have experience with online shit
makes me laugh when people think yanks give a shit about our opinion on gun laws
>>51990331
>>51990356
why dont you 2 benders meet up dressed as your favourite underage anime jpops and wank each other off irl instead of here...
>>51990427
do not reply to me again vermin
>>51990222
>tfw you uncontrollably mispronounce words and sometimes stutter
>>51990376
me on the far end of the sofa
>>51990421
was doing a fedora post without the fedora pic
>watching chinky cartoons
>tfw guy I know is getting excellent firsts in his god-tier degree, while going out 3 or 4 times a night and pulling every single time
How the fuck do normies do it man?
>>51990447
>Don't have experience with online shit
But you're on 4chan right now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>51990376
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>>51990467
because its more difficult to arrange that then you think lad.
>>51990447
no you gay cunt
Listening to radio 1 on the way home. Shit I heard in this order, not even exagerating.
>999 call of woman reporting a stabbing
>They go on to talk to the mother of the victim, obviously distraught
>Name the victim and the perp
>Victim was mentally disabled, had the mental age of a nine year old
>Perp literally called Jamal
>He had tried to steal the kids phone
>New reporter goes on to say Jamal had no previous convictions, he was only young, a good boy (not even kidding) the victim probably lashed out and Jamal didn't want to look bad in front of his friends
>Stabbed him multiple times and took his phone
Then on to the next story
>Islamaphobia on the rise in France since the Paris attacks
>Poor Muslims being targetted
>We speak to this poor Muslim woman who has to hide her identity for fear of bigots and ignorant people
>And we talk to the leader of a fascist far right group in france
>WE"RE NOT ALL TERRORISTS, WE IS VICTIMS, IN THIS TOGETHER, THEY'RE NOT MUSLIMS, PLS HALP, PLS STOP
>If there were no Muslims here, there would be no terrorism.
>JUST IGNORANT, THEYRE NOT MY BROTHERS, PLS, NO MORE
And then on to the next
>Gay and under attack in the UK,
>BBC 3 Documentary about gay men in the UK supposedly being targetted.
>Interview with some gay guy
>My family disowned me, my parents wanted to kill me
>All of my freinds deserted me
>I was attacked in the street
>Even I started to question my religion
LITERALLY A GAY MUSLIM GETTING SMASHED BY OTHER MUSLIMS, SUPPOSEDLY IT IS THE UK ATTACKING THEM.
Defending Muslims in one story, then blaming the UK for Muslim behaviour in the next. I fucking hate the BBC so much, so fucking much. this country is utterly and completely fucked.
>>51990376
>those cheap shirts
>those looks of utter boredom
>girls acting like twats for no reason
Ah house parties, how I miss them.
>>51990099
>>51990467
or what you gonna do?
kyary
might make a picture rating all regional posters 2bh
fug lads i was in the wrong thread hahaha
>>51990494
Would rather live like Daivd Thewlis in Naked than your normie m8 tbqh
>>51990562
Ultimate Rorke
>>51990595
im the best desu
>>51990356
got any more pics like that tbf i swear there were more
>>51990376
>>51990567
was this before or after a white woman kidnapped them and pimped them out to Rasheed and pals?
>>51990627
agreed x
>>51990166
The only their are Hijabs are so you show everyone that you are Muslim.
>>51990600
silly sausage
Can someone go on question time and ask, what would removing all muslims from europe do for our terror threat level?
>>51990578
i am going to post more anime (me on the right)
>>51990534
ur a lazy idiot is more like it
>>51990595
do it
>>51990651
wat
gf just sent me this
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1449863353067.jpg
anime
>>51990693
We need more lads like that one in Scotland saying independence would bring us one step closer to aliens.
>>51990601
Johnny is an ascended normie m8
You've got the film completely wrong if you think he's comparable with anyone here.
Chonging on a proper shit head joint because I'm shit at rolling x
>>51990693
questions are checked in advance, no way you'd be allowed to ask that
>>51990735
>linking an image
>on an image board
>>51990694
Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
Please stick to the rules thanks lad.
>>51990735
I think you forgot to attach the image.
I don't see anything
>>51990694
i like u
>>51990448
it's a shame desu lads cos I'm pretty red-pilled against gun laws
I realise that the majority of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones where there is no one to shoot back and that more guns =/= more deaths
but americans instantly discredit my opinion because of my flag
>>51989930
Boris edition
>>51990737
>>51990671
changed my mind now
>>51990763
>not having a rolling machine
>>51990776
>>51990786
:)
>>51990447
do it faget
>>51990779
haha fucking ching chong ping pong to you too
>>51990793
is that right
Quick expedition to the shops turned into a supermarket odyssey.
#blog
>>51990693
why dont you do it? Why should someone else look like an edgelord on national telly so you can get your first erection?
>>51990828
thx 4 savin mootykins bandwidth xx
>>51990827
I was expecting that desu
This shit is bananas
B
A
N
A
N
A
S
ISIS could behead the queen on tv and corbyn would still call for a "diplomatic solution"
>I own an Android phone
>i use hashtags
>>51990890
>mootykins
Who?
>>51990779
>no haruhi
baka
>>51990916
#doyouhaveaproblemwithmeifsowhatisitIwouldlikeyoutotellmeverymuch?
>>51990828
does not work for me but I think it's because 4chan-x and it just takes me to the url, I don't see why you wouldn't link it from url though
>>51990562
disgusting. this is why i dont watch tv or listen to the radio any more
>>51990889
I'm not gay, female or a paki so they wouldn't let me in the audience
lads let's just take a moment to laugh at this absolute mong
>>51990400
>>51990400
>I own a phone (i.e. government tracking device)
alri lads
>>51990910
he's right
we just need to call up the ISIS foreign ambassador and reach a compromise
>>51990073
>>51990219
why no (you) do i have to vocaroo it? fine
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f77zbq2pYC
>>51990910
Comrade Corbyn is a republican, he'd probably help them.
>>51990855
thats not the way to go about getting an anime added onto the list you know.
>>51990943
it may be good, but its not a /brit/ approved posting anime, you have to go through the same process as every other smart anime to be added.
>>51990977
>I'm superior to others for not owning a tracking device
>>51990976
hahahaha
>>51990910
I imagine if anybody is going to behead the queen it'd be comrade Corbynski
Last day of school was best day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cR56MdgvDs
cute cat!
>>51991014
ching ning fong pong song tong long foo fung yung pang ping ting wong pong
>>51991006
>>51991006
>>51991006
>The government won't find me when the shit hits the fan
>Not somehow superior
Enjoy being droned
>I'm a journalist.
>>51991006
excellent
>>51991095
Don't remember my last day of sixth form at all
>>51991123
What are you planning, lad? Where's the bomb, lad? Where's the bomb?!
>>51991014
>it may be good, but
you haven't even seen it yet you absolute munter
>>51990400
waaaheeeyyyyy
Guns should be legal
>I'm not a journalist
>>51991191
Slow
>>51991198
Fuck off yank
How many signatures did you get on your shirt at the end of year 11?
>>51991169
that's not a authoritative statement fuccboi.
>>51991158
>got drunk with teachers
>had sex with the 22 year old art TA
I loved the last day of 6th form
>>51991198
they are
>>51991200
kek
>first match in tinder in a very long time
>she has a daughter
>>51991123
They literally have teams dedicated to finding criminals
what makes you think you can outsmart them lad?
>>51991216
at least I didn't post in the wrong thread like you, mug
>I'm a journalist
I'm in despair at the abundance of autonormies* in society
*(portmanteau of automaton and normie)
>>51991238
Dozens. Everyone signed everybody's, no matter who was friends with who because I didn't go to an early noughties US high school.
>>51991238
approximately bare
still have it hanging in me wardrobe desu, just about shed a tear every time i see it
>>51991238
1, but it was the most prestigious of all
>>51991200
Excellent rapport.
>>51991262
so fucking what
do a shag
>>51991250
could you find another website to frequent please
gf sent me this haha
>I'm a journalist
>>51991238
We didn't do that desu.
>>51991324
bare as in loads
the point is i was popular
I love banter and I just can't quit so that is why I post on /brit/. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzFYmz2lfT4
choon
>>51991240
don't reply to me with your paedophile cartoon pornography please okay thanks
>>51991352
I was still a student until 15:30 so technically it was rape. If that helps.
>>51991353
get her to send more
>>51991387
I love chebs and I love bum so that is why I shagged ur mum
>>51991353
why?
am i good looking lads?
>tfw did a Masters in Journalism
Is your local chippie based enough to also sell cigarettes and buckfast????
>>51991435
Hi, Ashley.
>I'm a journalist in the field of machine operation
>>51991353
me at the back
>51991387
I think this post was quite shit, you don't deserve a (you) for it :)
lads is york uni actually good or is it just a meme?
>>51991449
>buckfast
R.I.P. your organs
>I watch the news
>I think journalism is still relevant
>i don't smoke
>>51991238
None because I didn't go to school in 1964 so everyone went on to sixth form you spesh
>>51991397
good luck!
>>51991435
What are your preferred pronouns
>>51991238
literally none
my friends thought it would be funny to all agree not to sign mine and then everyone I asked after that saw that it was empty and refused
>>51991489
You should go and then tell is in 3/4 years.
>is york uni actually good
>>51991435
no
t. ugly person
>>51991437
one latte please
>>51991435
mmm girl what u number
the cat.................................sat.......................................on mat
>off to the pub lads
>>51991535
>>is york uni actually good
Is it though?
gonna get a sausage roll from the fridge
>>51991407
Are you literally the biggest normie on the planet?
>a-am i good looking lads
>>51991353
imagine having gf with a body like this
could have the face of a 90 year old tranny and I'd still destroy it
>>51991435
Yes would you like to be my bf
>>51991535
do not laugh at my post thank you it was a serious question
i am good looking lads
ama
>>51991514
>lol kill urself
another internet argument won by my superior intellect
nothin personnel, kid
>>51991591
is it a Greggs sausage roll
>>51991546
>>51991536
>>51991515
>>51991464
>>51991615
you've all been bantered haha
Any you lads watch the latest episode of Nathan For You?
>It was nice for once to have a night away from all my insecurities and as it came to an end I felt a bit sad knowing that I'd soon have to go back to being me
>>51991623
why do you think it's ok to lie on the internet?
>>51991489
depends on the subject
>>51991594
Nope that's me.
>>51991623
i want to kiss you no tongues
Just got called racist in greggs
>>51991656
dno x
>>51991651
Hello Reddit
>I don't drink or do drugs because I like to be incontrol of my faculties
>>51991685
tell us what happened lad
What's this, an opinion in my /brit/?
I use a hat image to show it's shit
Any retort is made in vain
As I post the fedora'd man again
Had a dream that's really fucked me up, lads.
>fighting with my squad against another squad
>some big black lad with a chaingun starts shooting at us
>call him a nigger
>he starts shooting at me
>my team flank the enemy's position while he's distracted and grenade them up
>we win, but the enemy are angry that I called their black guy a nigger so they're after us
>we go to the space ship but the minions (the little yellow facebook things) in charge of piloting it need time to fix it
>get a skateboard from somewhere and start skateboarding all over the outside of the ship
>get absolutely amazing air on accident and think I'm about to die, but manage to land it
>on an absolute hype
>my mate and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen come up to me and say they've got something to tell me
>I wanna skateboard though
>tell them to 'watch these sick moves senpai' but my friend stops me, telling me it's serious
>the girl comes over to me, her eyes are green, hair is dark blonde and she's absolutely gorgeous
>easily the beautiful girl i've ever seen
>she tells me her name and says that she loves me
>my mate starts crying and tells me to look after her, that her eyes are like hurricanes and her love is like a disease before leaving
>didn't call him gay because he seemed genuinely upset
>now understanding what's going on, I need to decide whether to take this girl and upset my friend or just let her go and not kek him
>I sit down and have a think for a while before waking up
I remember thinking two things,
1: that I really want this chance at happiness
2: that if this is just a prank I'm going to look like a massive cunt if I say yes to taking her
I'm still not sure if I'd have taken her or not, I was leaning towards the 'no' side of things at the time simply because it was the right thing to do. I wasn't under any illusions though, I knew that she would be the only chance I have at having a girlfriend and happiness.
>>51991594
Nah, I was a loser, she just had low standards (or weird life goals)
>>51991737
Other peoples' dreams are really uninteresting.
>What's this, an opinion in my /brit/?
>I use a hat image to show it's shit
>Any retort is made in vain
>As I post the fedora'd man again
The fucking state of my diet the last few days 2bh
>>51991737
TL;DR
>at predrinks
>challenge is to name porn categories
>look straight at the only black girl in the room, meet her eye and look away before saying ebony
@51991737
>he thinks i'm going to read all this
I am cool you are shit and that is why you post on /brit/. :)
>>51991651
>Nathan For You
is he physically large by chance?
>>51991678
state your credentials contestant
>>51991748
1 has great legs
>>51991730
Used to get game over in Banjo just so I could stroke my kazzoie 2bh
>>51991636
it's morrisons sausage rolls x
I got 2 of them :)
>>51991748
3, 1, 2
>>51991801
>challenge is to name porn categories
literally could notlose this game
>i am happy to pay the license fee
>>51991816
you're a trans, i'm a man
please stop browsing 4chan
>As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see "the River Tiber foaming with much blood"
>>51991636
>you will never nosh on Jake's sausage roll
>>51991629
go away
>>51991577
full of failed oxbridges
>>51991848
Interesting
new gimmick: @post everyone who doesn't have regional flags
