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Progress at any cost Edition
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maisie
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Azusa
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6237226
http://strawpoll.me/6237226
http://strawpoll.me/6237226
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>yes I am canada
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How hard is learning latin
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Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended
Giedd sculon singan gléomenn sorgiende on Meduselde
Thæt he ma no wære, his dryhtne dyrest
And maga deorost Bealo
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i am tired as fuck haha
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>>51983115
no
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>fuck off yank
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Gosh anon, you're such a loser.
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>>51983057
KYLIE
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>>51983164
Is that John Green!?
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>>>>51983100
That is more accurate tbf, just because I like willies doesn't mean I don't hate trannies.
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>>51983143
Cymru am byth to you too.
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@51983164
fuck off yank
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going for a cheeky nandos then hitting the clubs lads
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Anyone else take their pants off to shit?
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>>51983142
the only difference is stylistic the actual language is the same
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>>51983142
do you know a romance language already?

desu its not THAT difficult for the most part, but grammar is a real pain in the ass.
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I pray you'll be our eyes, and watch us where we go.
And help us to be wise in times when we don't know
Let this be our prayer, when we lose our way
Lead us to the place, guide us with your grace
To a place where we'll be safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfVrpafcELI

This one goes out to all of you suicidal anons
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Marina
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>>51983164
>fuck off yank

This is the catchphrase of our local lad known as Autistic Andrew.

Be sure to wave him hello whenever you see him post about /int/
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pouring the syrup lads
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>>51983221
is it normal to shit in your pants there?
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>>51983221
I get fully naked every time

even in public toilets
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disgusted by female narcissism
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57qslSNMrbc&index=18&list=PL9QyNCYgBxff97Xo1M0K5sQmmHPMxX8MI

Gojira desu senpai
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>>51983208
stupid cunt
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Got invited to this earlier on. Might take my black bull.
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>>51983238
Actually my names JOHN CENA
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There's this user on reddit who I hate and I read his posts every day, just to annoy myself (he posts a lot).

Is this weird lads or am I aite here?
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Honestly I really wish I was an actor. Probably could be if I moved to Yankland, they seem to accept anyone that's a Brit.
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Christmas is offensive, publicly visible decorations should be banned.
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>>51983267
What do you do with your underwear? Please tell me you don't put them on again
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>>51983220
>nandos at half 5
for what purpoise
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Hello anons, I would like to ask you for help.

I am looking for the originals (or Englsih translation. Come to think of it, preferably English translations even) of these quite by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry in War Pilot:
"Toлькo выпoлнeниe cвoeгo дoлгa пoзвoляeт чeлoвeкy cтaть чeм-тo"
"Умиpaют зa дoм, нo нe зa вeщи и cтeны. Умиpaют зa coбop — нe зa кaмни. Умиpaют зa нapoд — нe зa тoлпy"

I tried to google them in both English and Russian but failed. My rough translation of this translation would be:
"Only fulfillment on one's duty lets one become somebody"
"(People) die for their homes, not for things and walls. (People) die for cathedrals, not for stones. (People) die for their people, not for a crowd."
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>>51983299
you should fuck off back to reddit
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>>51983266
No most people keep them around their ankles
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>>51983269
You are probably homosexual then, nothing to worry about though, it's all the rage nowadays i hear.
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>>51983293
>/wsg/ memes

Dank
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>>51983284
>Taking your bull
>Not letting your bull take your wife
tsk
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Emily
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>>51983293
Marina
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>>51983323
do you realise how busy nandos gets on a friday night lad

the only table they had available was at 6pm I had to book that shit up
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>mormons exist in the UK

incredible really
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>>51983313
>Christmas is offensive
>In a nation where the national religion is Anglican
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>>51983220
what about pre drinks
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>>51983313
the only people who hate Christmas are Atheists and Proddies
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>>51983284
pronounced cookfield sadly mate, nice try though, woulda been good
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>>51983382
>national religion is one only a minority of British people follow

Bit offensive isn't it
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>>51983357
>not bonding with your bull and becoming best mates with him
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fucksake
egypt OP
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#vaping
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>>51983277
Bit rude, lad, dwedais i rhwybeth o'i le?
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>>51983352
>>51983293
>>>/reddit/
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>>51983412
I am erect.
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>>51983386

i'm an anti-theist actually
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>>51983412
stop triggering me lad
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>>51983373
there's a mormon church near me
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>>51983429
What game senpai?
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>>51983410
kek and cook are literally pronounced exactly the same you nonce
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>>51983489
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/24764/Conflict+-+Middle+East+Political+Simulator.html

you need to download dosbox to play it
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>>51983373
>normans exist on /brit/

disgusting

FONT
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>>51983437
oh dear oh dear its a welsh """""""nationalist""""""" that cant even identify his own """""""language""""""", but likes to pretend he is """""""fluent"""""""
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>>51983382
>his state religion encourages c͏uckoldry
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>>51983479
You see them in most towns, single men dressed the same hanging around in pairs harassing old women. Nice chaps though, you can push em over for fun and they thank you. Always yanks and africans too, never worked that out.
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taking a go
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What do I responge
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>>51983360
Well that's tonight's wank sorted.
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>>51983527
>playing that piece of shit game when you could be playing Blood or Shadow Warrior on dosbox instead

shame on you
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>>51983461
Its the same thing, just that you advertise your autism more.
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>>51983518
>that hairline

JUST
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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
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>>51983527
Thanks, I'll play it on my Amiga emulator
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>>51983532
the leader of plaid cymru isn't even a welsh speaker
dead language desu
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>>51983142

Caecilius est in horto.
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>>51983594
>girl
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>>51983530
we are coming for you
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>>51983518
Big man £40
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>>51983580
ask her which one she is: the gorilla or the landwhale?
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>>51983429
get gud scrub
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>>51983594
Adult Work
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>Thanks, I'll play it on my Amiga emulator
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>>51983580

If you were actually 6'3" you would probably have the confidence to formulate your own response.

Did you lie about your height? If so, that's pathetic.
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>>51983580
"Fancy a shag?"
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>>51983539
I thought they were Jehova's Witnesses
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all stocked up for a night of jocular fun on my favourite 'chon
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>>51983656

>gif

fuck off
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>>51983642
Good goy
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>>51983656
the Amiga version has pictures of the weapon systems I think
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>>51983532
Are you pulling my leg or are you actually autistic?
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>>51983614
metella est in atrium
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>Thanks, I'll play it on my Amiga emulator
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Post your non-normie credentials
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>>51983716
anime
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>>51983711

>gif

fuck off
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>>51983580
"which of the two gorillas are you?"
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>>51983702
nutella? don't mind if i do, lad

giz a pack of cheez & onion too while ur at it, lad
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word on the curb is you can get a free 4chan pass if you answer 100 captchas correctly without fail
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>>51983716
I've only had 3 gfs
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>>51983664
I'm 6'5" and I have no confidence
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>>51983716
19 before i held a girls hand
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE
>stemfags
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>>51983716
haven't been to a club since 2009
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>>51983716
no gf
anime
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>she cancels on me because she's ill
>about an hour later tells me to me to come round to her house instead

Nearly doubted myself there for a bit lads
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>>51983670
Nah they were the door knockers not the street botherers, plus they gave up on that a few years ago. they now hang around in pairs with a stand of leaflets in shopping areas.
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>>51983716

27yo kissless virgin
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>>51983716
I'm 22 and still live with my mum
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>>51983716

i read warhammer 40k novels
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>>51983220
t. alberto barbosa
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>>51983716
I play and enjoy Hearts of Iron 3
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>>51983768
a friend once didn't come to the cinema with me because he broke a glass
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>>51983386
Never met an atheist that hates xmas. Just grumpy cunts that are bitter about other people having fun. Like me.
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>>51983580

which gorilla is you?
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>>51983670
Mormons always wear suits and ties and usually travel in same sex pairs. JW do have a lot of black members though.
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these lads would banter the absolute fuck out of you
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Quitting valium cold turkey in a week, I've been on it five years

Scared lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtO_OqwgVNk
How should I conceal my penis lads?
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>>51983828
scrunt
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lads why THE FUCK is the later season of peep show so fucking shit?
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>>51983850
And Mormons go and bother people in other countries, whereas JWs tend to just annoy the locals.
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>>51983854

why do people wear that shit to clubs? don't they dance and get really hot and sweaty? dont get it 2bh

give me a dark grimy sweat box any day
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>>51983867

you'll fucking die you idiot

i vomited daily for a month after using etizolam for 15 months, and i tapered
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>>51983928
understanding english helps
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>>51983928
sorry I meant series fuck sake
I meant to say series
fuck I'll leave
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>>51983928
ran out of ideas

should have finished 2 series ago
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>mfw fotb korean gf

making the weebs lose their minds, lads. I've never had much interest in Asian women. I'm teaching her how to be a western dog
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>>51983967
they're going for the "i'm a rich investment banker" look to get the golddigging sluts
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>>51983970
I've tapered down to 2mg in the last year. I could taper this but it would take months and I'd rather just bite the bullet.
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having recurring dreams about sucking myself off
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would lick the gash flaps of that kirsten one on pointless and shed giggle bashfully
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>>51983716
21 year old unemployed KV that lives at home and can't drive.
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>>51983867
What's the appeal of valium that got you hooked in the first place?
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slags 3bh
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>>51983716

32 and I live with me mum
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>>51983716
i have over thirty thousand images of one person
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>>51984068

Exacy same but as mentioned above, I'm 27.
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>>51984109
DARE you to post them all
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>>51984093
Gets rid of all negative thoughts, stops ruminations, and helps me sleep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU4UgHX_QBY

beast of a tune
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>>51983716
Meet my waifu
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>>51984141
i wish he posted none of them have
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>>51984160
Good post Juden
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>>51984160
אתה יכול להזדיין בבקשה
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>>51983716
105 GB of 2D porn images
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>>51983716

I watch anime
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>>51984160

>black women

My greatest shame and greatest desire, desu
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>>51983716
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I've been on 4chan since 2007 and I've never watched anime

Am I an outlier?
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>>51984252
>never

I don't believe you.
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>>51984252
Yes
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>>51984252
yes
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>>51984232
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>>51984252
No anime is for kids

I'm just here for the banter
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>>51984252
>being this new
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>>51983716
I'm unironically going to import this for my Vita

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3D8cecmgg0
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>>51984252
nah i'm similar, i've seen spirited away though which i suppose counts
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>>51984232
Spotted the normie fellas! GET HIM!!!!!!!
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Gonna do a nap
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>>51984306
anime is a normie pastime
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
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holy shit kirsten from pointless was stunning
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>It's a 'my Tinder date cancels an hour before because she's 'got a cold' episode'

wew lads gonna get drunk on my own now haha
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>>51984421
Post a fucking pic like every other day
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>>51983164
stop right there criminal scum
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>>51984326
If you touch me, I'll scream.
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>>51984421
i bet she has a tingly fanny
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>>51984399

>gif

fuck off
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>>51983716
>20
>still live with parents
>virgin
>jobless
can't top that ma nigs
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I honestly don't know what I'd do without /brit/

You guys keep me sane, t b h
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>>51984449

>replying to a 30 minute old post

kill yourself
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i really like Jun Suzuki, quite a lot. big fan of anime as well.
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>>51984451
*puts you in sack*
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>>51984435
haha keked by girl
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>>51984470

>>gif

>fuck off

fuck off
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>>51983716
I'm posting on 4chan on Friday evening and drinking alone, same as the rest of you.

No normies here tonight lad
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>>51984252
Anime is fucking shit
Doesn't matter
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/brit/ london meetup when?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ3j-X2jnXc

choooooooooooooon
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>>51984547
there are
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i am 5'8, ugly, boring and never have anything to say

end me
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>>51984579
/brit/ tate modern meetup
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>>51984607
Done a (You), lads
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>>51984542

jokes on her I'm gonna do a wank
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going out in 2 hours lads x
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EUROPEAN DOGS. KILL YOURSELVES
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did the bloody fuck machines kike dare to post here and steal my gimmick as rasheedwoitz REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51984579
camden tBH
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>>51984607
sounds like something you'd hear in an advert for boohoo .com or some shit
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>>51983176
Are you going to make me lick your dirty feet clean?
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friday night lads
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>>51984687
brixton tbf
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OI LADZ, GIVE ME THE MOST WICKED BANGER YOU CAN DROP IN THE CLUB. THE MOST HARDCORE SHIT THAT HAVE THEM RAVIN MAD AND RIOTIN IN THE STREETS LIKE CRAZY CUNTZ
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My willy is sore but I can't stop wanking it
#firstworldproblems
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>>51984729
alri jamal
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>>51984749
casta diva
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Can't wait to get some alcohol in me tonight.
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>>51984749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4
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Doug stanhope a crate of carling and smoke I'm thoroughly bored of. happy friday
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>>51984677
Post fuck machines
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>>51984749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCHivjWsSr0
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>>51984725
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>>51984485
see
>>51984131
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>>51984772
Leave it out

Brixton is gentrified now. We whities takin over south london as our rightful clay
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good morning lads
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which Yorkshire lad is the gay one?
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>>51984789
It's after 6, why don't you have any in you already
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>Theft of dozens of propane tanks, purchase of 150 prepaid cell phones in Missouri puts FBI on alert

Lads
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Damn Israelis and their fuck machines. No wonder hamas are pissed.
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>>51984884
Responsibilities, which end at about 7.
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>>51984876
I'm sure you can think of a fun way to find out
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>>51984749
https://soundcloud.com/eatbrain/mob-tactics-jaw-breaker-mirror-universe-2
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nap has been cancelled

change of plans
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>>51984834
at least we have each other
/brit/ meetup when?
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>>51984876
ahoy hoy
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want to join the army but also want to become a yuppie

fuck sake
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>/brit/ meetup
>implying I want to meet any of you cretins irl
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got a few potential friends tonight
could probably have a normie night out if i wanted but might just have a comfy night on /brit/ and a few beers and spliffs to myself
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I'm gay
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>>51984963
Become a yuppie and join the TA so you only have to be a soldier one weeend a month
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>>51984963
I want to join the salvation army and play the tuba.
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>>51984927
What's going down?
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>>51984876
im bi
does that count?
i only like skinny feminine boys tho
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Fucking exhausted lads but if I sleep now I'll be up at the crack of dawn tomorrow.
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>>51984904

he's gone rogue
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>>51985013
iktf
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>>51984984
this desu

>>51984990
sounds like a plan
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nominate films for tonight

having a shower, will make a poll when i get back
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Evening '''''''lads''''''''
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>>51984910
Israelis use porn as a weapon to demoralise their enemies. They used it against the Palestinians by broadcasting it on their television networks. And most porn production companies are owned by Jews. Look it up, my friend
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>>51984990
Why not go out tonight and do that when you get back in?
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>>51984997
but if i join the TA i dont get to bomb any villages
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mum trying to convince me to get a mortgage baka fucking boomers
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>In the United States, many "British-style" pubs and eateries serve Scotch eggs, usually served hot with dipping sauces such as ranch dressing, hot sauce, or hot mustard sauce. At the Minnesota State Fair Scotch eggs are served on a stick.[5]

American's view of the world is so bizarre
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evening slags
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>>51985073
Salo, or the 120 days of sodom .
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Hampshire anime meetup when?
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>>51985088
Join as a drone pilot and you will
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>>51985079
>porn
>demoralise
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>>51985073
Satan's Tango by Bela Tarr
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>>51985073
gone girl
amelie
senna
ghost world
the one I love
Annie Hall
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>>51985102
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>>51985089
JUST

My mates tried convincing me it was a good idea to get a fucking laptop on finance.
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business idea: /brit/ meetup in birmingham and we all go paki bashing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKsnc92tMLU
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MINNESOTA MENTIONED
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>>51985073
Titicut Follies
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>iraqis
>>
Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find
I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind
Whatever happened to our love?
I wish I understood
It used to be so nice, it used to be so good
>>
>>51985073
Prisoners
>>
>>51985143
I legit want a drone simulator game where you bomb Isis. DCS world need to do that next.
>>
>>51985089
got to keep that housing bubble going
>>
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Hampshire suicide pact when?
>>
>>51985073

starship troopers
>>
>>51985180
ye, we'll start with ur mum innit
>>
>>51985219
Mustn't bully.
>>
>>51985073
'verine
>>
>>51985177
hate fucking mongs like this that get everything on finance
their whole wages go out on everything their paying for in installments
always try to pay things off up front and keep bills to a minimum
>>
>>51985209
>I legit want a drone simulator game
why?
that would be so dull beyond belief
>>
>>51985073
barry lyndon
grave of the fireflies
fitzcarraldo
in the mood for love
the usual suspects
>>
>>51985219
literally the worst fucking posters on this board
convinced they are fucking autistic
>>
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>there are 300 chinks in IS
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>>51985095
>Scotch eggs
Well, don't mind if I-
> on a stick!
That's, uh, differ-
>with dipping sauces!!
Nope.
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>>51985173
Destroyed via the power of moe
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>>51985297
There's a load of muslims in the west, they occasionally clash with the other chinks.
>>
>>51985209
what if you played the game and then read the news the next day and found a detailed report of exactly what you did in the game and it happened in real life

then you get a medal of honour in the post the next week

turns out it was a trick and you were hooked up to a real drone the whole time
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FUCKING hell lads it's COLD
>>
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>>51985219
NO
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>don't bully in /brit/ pls
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>>51985265

it's routine for normies to spend their entire saturday in a vile, soulless shopping centre spending a weeks pay on stupid shite. i've worked with people who after 3 years are still in student overdraft while i've amassed more than 20k, and what do they have to show for it, fuck all.
>>
>>51985297
>tfw most european countries produces more terrorists than 90+% muslim Oman

Europe confirmed for jihadist shithole
>>
>>51985297
they are uighurs

a bit different to chinks
>>
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Can you lads identify this ship?
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Not convinced that my mental health is in a good, healthy state but I don't know how to check for sure.
>>
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>>51985346
I'd ask for a second mission
>>
>>51985287
>they
>>
>>51985346
I don't think war crimes get medals
>>
>>51985297
>France has more than twice as many as us

lol
>>
Got my willy sucked by my half black cousin today, lads. Don't even regret it
>>
>>51985351
hahaha holy fuck l@d
>>
>>51985368
Boss man wouldn't like it, musn't bully.
>>
Any speedlads in

How hard is it to distinguish between speed and coke visually/by taste?
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Claim you're waifu
>>
I wasn't jealous before we met
Now every woman I see is a potential threat
And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice
But now it isn't true
Now everything is new
And all I've learned has overturned
I beg of you
>>
>>51985418
Evening Corbyn
>>
>>51985466
>Any speedlads in
no
fuck off
>>
>>51985426

>racemixing

fuck off yank
>>
>>51985391
How do you pronounce that, it's like the noise I''m make when I'm being sick
>>
had some top notch squid yesterday.
>>
>>51985265
This
They wanted me to get a bloody Macbook Pro on finance, "it's only £100 a month".
I instead went a bought a used laptop on eBay for £155 all in. HP Elitebook 8470p, i5-3660m, 8GB RAM, 120GB SSD. Fucking perfect for what I want and I'm not paying for it until the end of time.
>>
>>51985266
There are people who do this for fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5FzCAonZtE

A predator drone simulator sounds pretty fun in comparison
>>
>>51985466
coke is a fizzy liquid that gives you a sugar rush

speed kills, my friend

never mix the 2
>>
>>51985399
nobodies is lad
>>
>>51985297

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-china-blog-34865696

Chinese authorities also claim that some ethnic Uighurs who have fought with IS in Syria and Iraq have returned to China with plots to launch attacks in the country.
>>
>>51985297
Doesn't specify, culd be fighing for any number of groups, including YPG.
>>
>>51985475
*claims all the waifus*
>>
>>51985466
absolute degenerate

so glad i'm not you
>>
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>>51985475
Easy
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>>51985466
dunno but youll definitely know after you snort it ahah i once bought some """"""""coke"""""""" at some dodgy house party at like 6 in the morning and sniffed like 3 lines and was up for 24 hours
>>
>>51985508
Pretty jel of that setup ngl
>>
>>51985529

I expected better.
>>
>>51985394
Well it's not an SSN, SSBN, or SSG (submarines)

Looks Russian, quite large, cruiser/or guided missule destroyer

My bet would be CG kara or CG kresta

let me know senpai.
>>
>>51985399

i am often followed by people who disappear when i turn around
>>
>>51985346
Literally Ender's Game
>>
>>51985500

I'd rather get my willy sucked by a non-white girl, then not get my willy sucked by a white girl
>>
>>51985508
Euro truck is actually fun as fuck though
a Drone simulator would be a flight simulator but far simpler and only in monochrome where you press a button and make a missile fire to make dots explode
>>
>>51985466
Very easy. coke doesnt burn and smells neutral or has an odour that isn't particularly nasty.

Good speed in any form burns like fuck, is tacky and stinks like minge.
>>
*unzips katana*

*sheathes you in*

*untucks dick*
>>
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>would you like to come in on Saturday?
>is pay time and a half?
>no normal rate
>>
>>51985475
i am waifu
>>
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guess I better tuck into my first alcoholic beverage of the evening haha ;) x
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8AmnmHS7E
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6237761

top 3/5 or something will get shortlisted then another vote
>>
just ejaculated in a plastic tube, felt amazing
>>
>>51985589
ahh yes a prominent smoker of marijuana ay?
>>
>>51985595
Fucking this.
It looked so boring when I bought it but I've put about 300 hours into it
>>
>>51985511
lel'd

>>51985525
wew, nothing wrong with a bit of sniff mate. Get with the times.

>>51985558
yeah not after that

>>51985608
Cheers lad
>>
>>51985073
no boring shite
>>
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>>51983757
same lad
>>
>>51985418
Evening Jeremy "Let's invite ISIS round for tea and biscuits" Corbyn
>>
>>51985614
>expecting 1.5x at the weekend

what planet are you on la?
>>
I've been told I'm boring

How do I become more exciting, lads?
>>
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>>51985584
I checked the reference manual and it was BCGN Kirov

you have to be able to identify the ship correctly or else you will be locked into training missions
its always a different ship though, but I guess it helps you learn quick since its hard to check the manual in combat so you don't sink an Allied boat
>>
>>51985418
alright Jez, how's the bike?
>>
>>51985700
Tesco pays extra for Sundays
>>
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>>51985700
Hopefully Earth lo
>>
>>51985709

kill the leader of Her Majesty's Opposition
>>
>>51985646

not smoked it regularly for a couple of years. i did however do 25+ acid trips and several mushroom trips earlier this year, smoked DMT, snorted heroin and have drank almost daily for 10 years
>>
>>51985652
No worries fella.

By burn I mean burn the nose on nasal ingestion. Don't autistically set fire to your stash
>>
>>51985748
>snorted heroin
absolutely kill yourself vile junkie
>>
>>51985700
>he doesn't get paid more at the weekend

you have been well and truly keked my friend
>>
>>51985633
voting closes at 6:30 lads
>>
way, you rio
>>
hoooooooooooeeeewwueweuweuoowwwwooooooooeoeeeeeeeooowwwwwwww
>>
>>51985744
nah he should something controversial instead
>>
Just got a nasty whiff of my pits. But after smelling for a while I quite like it

Do you like your body odour?
>>
>i did however do 25+ acid trips and several mushroom trips earlier this year, smoked DMT, snorted heroin and have drank almost daily for 10 years
>>
>>51985748
Its the drink m8.
>>
>>51985782
that's the opposite of a junkie, a smack head would never waste heroin by snorting it
>>
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>i did however do 25+ acid trips and several mushroom trips earlier this year, smoked DMT, snorted heroin and have drank almost daily for 10 years
>>
>bloke the police shot was foreign

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
>>
@51985839
fuck off you bloody smackhead scum
>>
*gets my vote in at 18:29*
>>
just got off the phone with my good m8 that lives in london were going tobacco docks for new years waHEYYUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
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DUDE WHITES ARE STEALING MY TAXI JOBS WITH UBER LMAO
>>
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>I'm part of the 'gaming community'
>>
>>51985813
don't notice it until it's really bad at which stage my the smell of cum begins to routinely waft up from my groin area. that's usually when I shower. It's the healthiest approach.
Of course most people don't have the privilege but I'm lucky in that I don't go clubbing or even just hang out with friends on a week night
>>
Make your vote count lads

http://strawpoll.me/6237830
>>
>>51985812

waaheeey
>>
>>51985917
NYE is amateur hour, worst night of the year to get pissed up in public.
>>
What is with these autistic anti-drug posters?

Were they home schooled or something?
>>
>>51985935
In dubai you can uber helicopters
p cool 2bh
>>
>>51985935
what is happening here
>>
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>NYE is amateur hour, worst night of the year to get pissed up in public.
>>
>>51985954
>no Titicut Follies option

Spoiled my ballot
>>
>>51985935

Whys this paki so pissed off? What is an uber?
>>
12 pubs tonight lads

banter
>>
>>51985941
What do you think, in your expert opinion, is the most pungent smell? Ball sweat, stale cum, pit odour, etc?
>>
>>51985954
>all shit
booooo
>>
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>being so muslim infested you try to ban a hero from your country
UNITED KALAPHATE. DEAD COUNTRY
>>
>>51986009
>£20 for a ticket to a club thats usually a fiver
>Everywheres packed
>Nightmare getting in and out of town
>Cant use my normal bus pass because its 'an event day'

Its genuinely kack
>>
>>51986032
>>51986053
This is a democracy
>>
>>51985935

good. maybe they'll fuck off home now.
>>
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>Drugs? *chuckles heartily* No good sir, I don't engage in such degeneracy
>>
>>51986001
Paki mad that Uber is taking 'Are Jobs' because taxis suck ass
>>
>>51986037
JFs out
>>
New thread

>>51986000
>>51986000
>>51986000
>>51986000
>>
>>51985917
Top jej

That place is for chavs/plebs from Essex

Spaces Hackney has the only lineup worth going to on NYE this year.
>>
>>51985821

actually i think it's something i forgot to mention which is the repeated benzo withdrawals
>>
>>51986085
Trump has as much chance of being President as I do

i.e. fuck nothing
>>
do not reply to this post
>>
>>51986037
Uber is a cheaper and more efficient alternative to regular taxis and pakis are mad about it.
>>
>>51984451
[spoiler]erotically[/spoiler]
>>
>>51986198
>>51986198
>>51986198
>>51986198
>>51986198
alright mate
>>
>>51986108

The only high i need is the one i get from life. Hopefully one day you'll grow up and realise that abusing your body for 10 seconds of euphoria isnt worth it.
>>
>Tfw no reviewbrah Amazon wishlist
>>
>>51986186
>fuck nothing
Rasheed.
>>
>>51986198
god bless allah
>>
>>51986108

I don't need drugs, i'm already crazy enough ha!
>>
>>51986198
(you)
>>
feeling restless for some reason

i just want to jump around
>>
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>>51986186
Dunno, Americans are more afraid of terrorism than anything in the world at the moment and many are happy to vote for Trump. Multiple incidents this week alone of throwing pig heads at mosques, sending packages of "white powder" with notes saying muslims need to die. vandalizing temples and mosques. etc.
>>
>>51986293
jump up jump up and get down
>>
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where is Sershlad
>>
>>51986201
ur mums a cheaper and more efficient alternative to prostitutes
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6237830/

Usual suspects flopping, the two frontrunners with a clear lead...
who will win?

voting closes at 18:45!!
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>be me
>wake up to tesco delivery man banging on the door
>its like 3pm
>answer the door with just a pair of shorts on
>clearly look like ive just woke up
>gives me a load of banter about how i must have been out last night
>just roll with it
>starts actually asking me where i went
>name an exact place and everything
>didnt really go out just a loser that sleeps all day
>>
>>51986376
shouldn't you do another poll with just the top 2?
>>
>>51986402

i wana sniff your bellend
>>
>>51986323
>white """people"""
>>
>>51986436
yeah alright

im making this up as i go along desu
>>
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Hi lads
>>
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>>51986494
did she say no
>>
>>51986512

>23:08
>3%

fuck off
>>
>>51983716
i've never kissed or been involved in intimate relations with a girl.
>>
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How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?

Not great by the looks of this >>51986494
>>
>>51986323
>not a minority in sight
Ebun, you and I know we're far too liberal to ever vote someone like trump
>>
new

>>51986561
>>51986561
>>51986561
>>
>>51986278
>Talking to a Finnish girl
>Mention something about "refugees"
>She says they're raping everyone
>Says that maybe they should be let in anyway
>Ask how she'd feel if she were the one being raped
>"They're not all like that"
I thought you lot were supposed to be the good ones?
>>
these bitches keep talking like mijangwon
>>
>>51986548

>replying to a 1 hour old post

kill yourself
>>
>>51984485
>21
>still live with parents
>virgin
>jobless

easy
>>
>>51986584
women tend to be irrational af 3bh
>>
>>51983326
Its Flight to Arras in English, I think.
>>
>>51987719
I would gladly downloaded the book and looked for the needed quotes myself, but google gives me absolutely nothing legitimate, only dead and phishing sites.

Where do people pirate books in the English segment of the Internet?
>>
>>51988161
bookz
>>
>>51988161
There seems to be one epub in gen(dot)lib(dot)rus(dot)ec

Check that out. It's under fiction apparently.
>>
>>51988938
>>51988263
Thanks, already got it on Bookz.
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