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first for /balt/
Azusa
4th for flying whales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-XaaTqOICU
Jun is nice and also K-on is nice.
Just turned the radiator up so I can quickly heat the rubber glove I'm going to shag
>>51979262
no, 4th is for /balt/
Wish I was an actor
Give me something to say
My mum has finished her bath and the bathroom is free now for me to go and poo. Holding it in a bit longer though because it feels quite nice ngl.
new thread, new me :)
9/11 was done by skellingtons. they disguised inside human bodies then hijacked the plane
>>51979291
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR WIGGITY WACK WIGGITY CHIGGITY
WIGGY WICK WIGGY
JUNGLE IS MASSIF
why aren't you out on the pre-prelash with the #lads?
know what people mean when people say anime hours
normie o'clock cant come fast enough tbqh
>>51979322
>watch black lives matter campus demonstration
>instead of clapping they click their fingers
>You're trapped inside a skeleton and you can never escape.
>>51979275
Good outfit tbqh
>>51979377
>all skinnyfat
>all have meme haircuts
>all probably do meme degrees (if they go to uni at all)
>all have meme tattoos
Yet I bet they've all shagged numerous times while I remain a friendless, virgin loser.
I'm literally going to marry Jun, and i am also the only lad here on /brit/ who will marry an anime character. everyone else should be told to fuck off.
>>51979391
they all have good outfits, they are perfect.
>>51979377
not going big, prob head to the local for a few handy ones later, mates are playing a darts comp or summat
Federation in general: modern America/Europe
Vulcans: Ancient Greeks
Romulans: Romans
Klingons: Mongols/Germanic barbarians
Cardassians: Nazi Germany
Bajorans: Jews
Ferengi: Stereotypical Jews
Borg: lefties/sjws
correct?
>>51979379
Normie here but I won't be coming home tonight so you're on your own mate, soz
>>51979436
sounds like a good night
>>51979346
Two alternate attempts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MlUScfScf4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OLxXRX4hhU
I am literally going to marry Azusa.
>>51979474
depends whos about, usually quiet this time of year
too handsome and witty to be so alone lads
what cruel fate beckons the males of this decade
DBZ in a nutshell:
>Damn you Karrot Kake
>Stop being an fgt Vegetables
nuz aah sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz
Used to think psychology was a joke subject but I actually wish I'd studied it. Really interested in Freud, Rank, Reich, Brown, Jung, Lacan and so on.
>>51979523
Your shit personality.
>>51979563
already said im witty you absolute nutter
>>51979560
Psychology is just racketeering for the Jews.
>>51979534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY
>>51979262
Best thing to come out of France in a while desu
on the lookout for large chebs
I am literally going to marry Kstew.
Cute boats
when was the last time cum came out of your willys lads
>>51979641
me in the back
>>51979651
she's a lesbo m8
true shame that
LOOOOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdBQ5ciokvA
Girls are subconsciously attracted to guys with whom they feel confident will provide a safe environment. In order to be that guy, you have to make it evident to her that
>you are financially sound
>you can take care of yourself
>you make her feel safe
>you can entertain her
If you're single and you feel any of these wouldn't apply to you, then you know what needs fixing
>>51979698
just this very morning
>>51979651
rewatched twilight yesterday
>>51979682
now that is definitely a boy.
>>51979698
right now ;) x
>>51979607
>Psychology is just racketeering for the Jews.
>>51979717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5lFFvOAdsA
>take one look at me bird an i'll knock fuck out of you, you hear that fuckin prick?
>>51979741
no
>>51979262
good lads tbqh, saw them live a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx04PmOltYw
now this is smart music.
>>51979754
T. Jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X-mbUHqThA
>>51979860
There's no need to shout.
>>51979784
k
lads LADS right yeh so super important question for you cunts
chebs?
>>51979641
>>51979896
I believe some sort of dubs are in order.
found some chebs
legend
>>51979896
no
>>51979772
dad, stop you're embarrassing me
>>51979952
Looks like Neil's gf off of Intbetweeners
anyone know any fit black birds with snapchat lads
>>51979708
Anyone else just feel bad for big fat fatties in groups like this? You just know that every other girl there would rather the hambeast wasn't with them but they let her tag along when she invites herself out of pity.
The heffer probably spent hours getting dolled up, showering, washing her fat folds and making herself look as good as can be. But then when she shows up and sees her four friends who are all a healthy weight, all the confidence she managed to muster up for the night gets sucked out of her like the jam from those doughnuts she's so fond of.
Rate this conversation:
Her: Chris?
Me: Yeah?
Her: How are you?
Me: I'm good thanks, how are you?
Her: Good :)
Me: Happy Birthday :)
Her: Thanks :)
>>51980042
>You just know that every other girl there would rather the hambeast wasn't with them
Wrong. Girls love having a fat friend because it makes them look better
Obsessed with walkers salt and vinegar lads
>>51980042
>You just know that every other girl there would rather the hambeast wasn't with them
Sometimes true but you also see groups like this keep a couple of munters around to make the decent ones look better
>>51980059
Nice, take away the smileys and you almost have a perfectly efficient conversation
>>51980042
but you cant see how beautiful her personality is.
>>51980072
Yeah, when they're in secondary school maybe. But once you get to a certain age, having fatties hanging around you just looks bad.
>>51980059
>no xs
>>51980059
10/10 will get you far
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
You left me last night /brit/
what the fuck happened?
don't let it happen again
how do people bring themselves to have sex with fat people
>>51980085
>>51980059
>No memes
Apply yourself
Emily
Hello beloved UK, has the Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree been put up yet, or is it too early still?
>>51980121
nice try eatbeast
>>51980176
roast chicken is the worst flavour ever
I literally don't know anyone who like it
>>51980174
I can see myself doing it if I was horny enough. Certainly a lot of borderline 'high-test' images do it for me so it's not that much of a stretch to fuck a true fatty.
>>51980176
>all those meme flavours
only seem to see cheese and onion, salt and vinegar, ready salted and prawn cocktail walkers over here 2bh
>>51980042
>>51980072
It's called the M.U.F.F.: Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend. Every hot girl or group of hot girls has at least one.
>>51980176
Worcester sauce, Prawn cocktail and S&V are my three favourite flavours lmao
>>51980174
ask ur da
>>51980192
fuck off you cunt
>>51980059
What I don't get is why did she say my name? She could have just went in straight with asking how I was. It's an interesting development.
>>51980192
Went up on the 3rd, I believe. Cheers for the tree!
>>51980257
Would LOVE to know how this ends
>>51980176
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51980270
>the M.U.F.F
hehehe
anyone seen this lads? pretty funny for a Yank comedy Tbh
and JLD is so peng
>>51980270
Fuck off back to Urban Dictionary (and Reddit) you yank fuck.
>>51980302
Frodo asks the Eagle for a lift.
>>51980313
Here in Russia the pink flavour is Crab.
Pie for dinner lads, what are you having?
I wish i was a cute girl desu lads. why do i feel this way?
Just came home from the shitty jobcentre.
What's been your worst experience at your shitty jobcentre?
>>51980315
>inb4 the stupid things get banned
>>51980371
I've never been to the jobcentre desu
>>51980315
>laughing at someone's death
grow up loser
>>51980393
I envy you.
Whenever you cut a sandwich in half which part looks more appealing the rounded top or the square bottom?
>>51980315
show some fucking respect
>>51980085
very agreeable post
>>51980371
What happened? They seem pretty nice atm. Probably because I just started. They are condescending and never on time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU
>>51980368
What is Kyouko doing?!?
>>51980412
what do they actually do there? just process your bennies?
>>51980415
Round
>>51980302
Here ya go:
>>>/gif/7814697
>>51980415
The rounded, that's why I eat the square first
>>51980368
>why do i feel this way?
do you fancy dicks?
>>51980371
I've never been, nor needed to go to the Jobcentre - I hope I never have to go Tbh
>>51980278
You must be a muslim tbqh.
>>51980299
Cheers<3
>>51980315
do they actually call those things "hoverboards"?
>>51980371
>go in
>wait for at least 15 minutes
>"Mr Anon?"
>"So, how's the search going"
>"Okay."
>keyboard tacking
>"Need a signature when the machine wakes up"
>"Next appointment is ___, good luck"
pretty much that
I am, I know, I love, I feel, willy
>>51980441
what she loves.
>>51980461
not really.
>>51980478
The media does, yeah. No one under 40 does though.
>>51980371
Nothing that bad. Just fucking clueless advisor. One rewrote my CV and filled it with grammatical errors. He tried to make apply for apprenticeships when I told him you can't apply if you've got a degree. He even phoned up an apprentice company to confirm if I was right.
who /notdrinkingbecauseitsharam/ here lads
>>51980508
whats the proper name for them then?
>>51980450
>>51980458
Yeah same
>>51980513
Why are you in the jobcentre if you have a degree?
>>51980527
I would just call them "one of those new segways". Because that's what they are: segways without fucking handlebars.
>>51980527
Bellend Board
Subjected my mind to an onslaught of drugs, including loads of psychedelics, and I'm STILL not psychotic yet, what gives
>>51980527
wanker wheels
>>51980560
that was my first thought when I saw someone on one
>>51980527
Bender boards
>>51980439
Force some garbage down my throat that I have to accept or else I they won't continue helping me.
>>51980445
I hate bennies. Can't stand the shit. So demeaning and I hate the walk of shame.
>>51980457
good lad
>>51980524
like an alien from starwars and not a nice one
>>51980602
Get a doctors note
>>51980567
Drugs aren't actually the boogeyman and using them responsibly doesn't actually turn you into a scabby krokodil user, shooting drain cleaner directly into your exposed bone marrow. Who knew?
gonna have myself a wank
>>51980527
twatplanks
>>51980608
bugger off pasta nigger
Seen this and my first thought was genuinely that my gf bought a vibrator haha
>>51980663
FONT
>>51980663
OOUUTTTT
>tfw no k gf
>>51980315
Wish that'd happen to every person who calls it a 'hoverboard' despite it very obviously having wheels and not hovering
>>51980663
she did
>>51980663
This is not your home normie twat
>>51980689
itkfb
ffs lads going out tonight just wanted to go out with the boys and try pull to get over my oneitis but now my m8s saying theres some house party on later that we might go to that his bird is at and his bird is housemates with my oneitis so she will inevitably be there reeee
>>51980663
business idea: a vibrator that files girls nails
WEW LAD
>>51980662
fucking hell shes set a new standard jesus
>>51980724
>normie problems
>>51980602
Just remember that there are wageslaves earning the same who work to let you sit on your arse all day
>Mefjus Blitz EP finally out
>10 euro for 4 fucking tracks
>>51980735
>Yu Arafuka
personal highlight
>>51980735
>people also viewed
>>51980724
House parties are vastly, vastly superior to going out. Even if you don't put in some good face time with your oneitis, you'll have a much better chance of hooking up with one of the other girls there than you would going to a club.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
having a look
>>51980735
>poo poo pong
have a great evening lads, i'm going to play some games with my mates.
>>51980722
There was an absolutely beautiful half korean girl in my spanish class last semester who listened to k-pop. She was only 17 but I regret not getting to know her more.
>>51980724
talk to your oneitis there la
>>51980777
>>51980775
>>51980735
haha, did the computer man make up a name? haha!
>>51980777
why won't that cretin just end herself already
>>51980684
>>51980688
>>51980715
Why so volatile lads?
just realised that with how worthless my life is it means i have more freedom to throw it away lads
really quite a liberating feel
>>51980760
How much do you even get being on the dole?
about 60 quid a week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
chooon
have to pick me courses in an hour wahaaaa
>>51980795
>tfw qt coworker doesn't talk to you all day
>tfw sitting in solitude as she texts some bellend
>>51980835
plus housing benefit ,tax credit, child benefit, council tax relief and bunch other stuff
>>51980760
do you think this is a good thing? it's embarrassing
>>51980835
It's 50-something a week. When I signed on it was £26 a week for me (because I've got ~11k in savings). Waste of time.
>>51980800
>>51980782
just want to get over my oneitis 2bh, shes made it pretty apparent she doesnt want a relationship. i went out with her and fucked her about a month ago and she just went cold after that.
>>51980852
Go for main and dessert over starter and main
>>51980878
cvcked as fuck lmao
taking a chance
I want a British gf that i can learn swedish :(
>bennies come in monthly now
I hate my life.
>>51980783
FUCKING HELL THIS CUTS INTO MY SOUL
>>51980880
So what are you left with after everything has been paid, things like food and electric and stuff?
Just about to go THERE lads haha
>>51980937
*teach Swedish
With any luck she'll teach you English too
>>51980970
idk I'm not a dolescummer
>>51980914
Hook up with some other girl at the party then. Also this is the last (You) I will be giving you because you're a normie.
Fuck off normie.
>>51980489
>that lighting
would literally kill myself if i had to work there
money can be exchanged for goods and services
weiner or wiener lads?
doing a banter
This pulled pork neme is getting out of hand
>>51981007
i before e except after c
>>51981007
We don't use that word so it doesn't matter
>>51980978
Yes, sorry. As i never use English its a bit rusty.
>>51981017
>tesco
BILLIONAIRES OUT
>>51980973
WEW LAD
>>51981007
neither
>>51980955
Across space. Across time. Our feels are one.
>>51981029
hasn't that rule been called bullshit on countless times for decades?
>>51980937
Gör inte, jag har redan provat
>>51981045
It only works with Waitrose or M&S
>>51981045
Do you live out of bins, lad?
>>51981093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zIDiHXvhOY
>>51981067
yes, they don't teach it in schools any more
>>51980943
Fucking universal credit is ridiculous. I applied at the start of November and that I will only get paid on the 21st December. What are you supposed to do during that time period? They say you can apply for an advance loan which is just bullshit.
>>51981017
Absolutely haram
>>51981067
It's because people omit the "except when said like 'a' as in neighbour and weigh"
>>51981052
probably googled it and is about to block me lmao
>>51981131
>>51981093
lol!!! SO TRUE lmao!! xDD
>>51981146
presumably they also admit the part about being said like 'i' as in nice and white
hmmm sorta tempted to buy Rainbow Six Siege™
>>51981185
Do people really use Wonga?
>>51981206
good boy
show us yer nob
get yer willy out
>>51981185
Genius.
gf put the tree up
What shall get drunk on tonight lids, Absolute Vodka or Johnny Walker Red?
I need to get from the airport of manchester to the uni of manchester.
I think its best to go by train but what is it like to use trains in britain?
do i have to reserve a seat or can i simply buy a ticket once im at the station?
>>51981229
haha!! i kno rite ALL THE TIME lol!!! XDD
>>51981279
both
>>51981279
Special Brew.
Rejecteddddd
>>51981303
Nah that's dumb
>>51981329
The bag one was better.
It's been a while lads
By the way, brits study old English at school?
>>51981334
fuck you nigger cunt
Kunt and the Gang is pretty funny tbqh
>>51981268
>you will never spend christmas with a qt gf
>>51979207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_XI
England 1
The World 0
getting my xmas stash together lads
>>51981281
Station
>>51981373
Go to bed, Toadfish
fucking a fuck
>>51981329
lol yeh y does that KEEP HAPPENING!!?!?!!! lmao xdddd!!!
>>51981381
>I have to wait until next year to spend christmas alone with my gf in our own house rather than with her parents again
It sucks, right?
well that's hardly fair
>>51981391
inb4 you drink too much on Christmas eve and feel suicidal on Christmas day
>I am Italian, descended from the great Romans
>>51981452
I feel suicidal every day anyway
>>51981391
Makes me feel a bit sick just looking at it tbH
>>51981268
she fucking put my tree up lad waheyy
>>51981430
>sucks
fuck off yank
