>be american
>go to cinema
>...
Enjoy a film with friends or family
>tfw designated shooter starts the shooting while I'm still in the shower
>be american
>go to cinema
>get shot
>ban eggs
>no complimentary somali cock to suck on
I hear there's actual concern over people coming dressed up as Wookies and Darths, because it will take forever to frisk them for weapons.
>get shot by the designated cinema shooter
>tip him just before death
>your family has to pay 100k for that bodybag you were packed into
>>51971065
You may think that joke is funny but my best friend just got 35 years in prison for attempting to smuggle some Kinder surprises into New York.
>>51971114
I thought killing children gave the death penalty? That and holding grass.
>>51971114
>>51971114
New York doesn't have the death penalty.
>>51971208
he was lynched by the New York Jew mafia
rabbis nagged and complained right into his ears so long he had to shoot himself
>>51971114
>in the US sharing this image online gets you a jail sentence
Disney literally have to calm down americans here so they would buy tickets
>>>/tv/63527575
>>51971114
>In January 2011, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one egg across the U.S. border into Minnesota.[13] In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the U.S. from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US$2,500 per egg.[14]
This guy isn't even memeing
>watch kekold porn thinly veiled as a "star war"
>enjoy it
>get shot
>>51971705
Oh my fucking god.
>>51971114
i almost died because i chokied on a kinder egg toy
my dad picked me up, rushed down the stairs with me in his arms, slipped and we both fell down the stairs. i survived because the piece got unjammed while we were tumbling down the stairs
kinder eggs are fucking death traps
>>51971897
How does this happen? Do you think "Eh fuck it, I'll eat the whole egg"?
You remove the toy shell, then eat the chocolate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSbHLU18Q7c
>>51971928
it was this little airplane you'd put together from little parts. i used to put stuff in my mouth when i was a kid (once ate a coin and my mom had to check my poop for like a week to see if i shat it out), so i put this one wing piece in my mouth, and probably got careless and started choking on it.
i was like 3-4 years old
>>51971897
>>51971928
You know why toys have "choking hazard" warnings? It's because kids put stuff in their mouths.
>>51970962
>get shot while attempting a thematic cinema massacre with a lightsaber
>>51971897
Stupid Milos, it's ur dumbass dad's fault desu
>>51971065
The eggs weren't specifically banned they just never met some old food safety law from the 30s.
Imagine if another shooting happens on star wars premiere and the whites get blamed because a nigger was starring in the movie and this time it becomes an issue that causes some severe changes in gun laws.
I bet that it would be the actual purpose for the entire movie.
>spends millions on a movie that indirectly becomes a reason to ban guns
>tickets are already sold out
Someone should torrent the movie so people can avoid getting shot.
>>51970962
Learn the force
>>51973328
>The eggs weren't specifically banned
Nice try, that'll be a $2500 fine for you, young man.
>>51970962
>Be happy you live in a gun free zone
>>51971268
thats silly we are a free country.
>>51971897
I'm sure your dad regrets his actions.
>>51971114
You know those things have been banned for nearing 100 years?
>>51970962
>watching kuckold jew shit
Star Wars is trash
Memes aside, I heard there's actually some event in US that they watch Commando while firing handed-out blank shots for fun
>>51970962
>be belgian
>get shot
>>51981076
True, but only Americans are cowardly enough to panic about in a million chance of getting shot while watching a shitty movie.
>>51977889
>unironically making this up
Gun laws in the USA aren't going to change anytime soon (thank God for that - we've got enough fascist shitholes on this earth; no need to add America to that list). When "m-muh murdered chilluns" doesn't change any laws (federal laws, mind you, with state laws varying wildly in content), you can bet your ass some star-shit flick won't change the status quo.
>>51981194
>True, but only Americans are cowardly enough to panic about in a million chance of getting shot while watching a shitty movie.
These threads are never started by Americans, but rather by c u c k e d yuropoors mentally stuck in the middle ages.
>>51970962
>be American
>go to cinema
>Realise that your happening American movie was out in France 2 days earlier
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