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Quick wank for the lads
maisie :3
anime
2nd
namie
America
>>51967866
>>51967863
>>51967859
Fuck you, ya cunts
want to suck on maisies clit
lads how many bits of bacon should go into the perfect bacon buttie?
and what sauce?
Anime tbqh lads.
>>51967917
14, sweet chili sauce.
>>51967917
3 and brown
>>51967917
>bits
rashers you moron
>>51967944
He's talking about bacon bits, lad.
Over 50% of highschool students fail to understand these logic problems
>police kill drug dealer who had a gun and was on his way to kill someone
Riots in multiple cities, looting, police attacked and their cars burned, NO JUSTICE NO PEACE, the police are institutionally racist, he was a good boy he dindu nuffin, protests, marches, banners
>black thug kills another black thug in front of 100 witnesses outside the fried chicken place, because he walked down the wrong street/stood on his nikes/looked at his girlfriend (repeat 200 times a year in London alone)
(no response)
>Police try to investigate it
I didn't see nuffin, nobody here saw nuffin bruv, we don't talk to pigs you fukkin murderer
>Police close the case due to lack of evidence
Omg the police are institutionally racist why don't they bother to solve black on black crime?
>>51968025
Are you going to do this for all of them?
im a UK citizen but I haven't lived there since 11
I have a US highschool diploma, I plan to move to the UK in April and get some shitty job at tesco or something and then apply for uni later in the year
where should I go?
give me any advice you got because I am hopeless
Dont reply if you have an Australian flag
>>51968025
mate, it's a joke
>>51968025
Great post lad, really got me a little bit rustled.. haha what are you like....
>>51968043
UCL
![[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka - 03 [D84BC791]_001_22832.png](https://i.imgur.com/IDkl2sE.jpg "[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka - 03 [D84BC791] 001 22832")
>>51968043
Try Bradford. They have a strong and proud immigrant culture with plenty of economic links which could help you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5TpUKvjCwI
>>51967938
Just stay on /pol/
>>51968047
seems a nice lass
Anyone going to any matches over the weekend?
>>51968043
Are you cute?
>>51968043
Leeds senpai
>>51968047
White converts to islam are truly the most damaged people. What trauma happened in their early life that would cause them to debase themselves like that?
I can understand why prisoners might convert to islam in large numbers, they are thick as pigshit and highly impressionable and have nothing, but a white woman living freely, was she molested, raped? She must have some terrible guilt to disgrace her own society and embrace an insane death cult.
>>51968043
b urself
>>51968043
sheffield
>>51968139
>read it
>still converted
HA
>>51968043
come cov gstar
>>51968139
Fuck off back to /pol/
>>51968139
>converted to atheism
>>51968172
t. triggered paki
>I am a feminist
>Therefore I will convert to Islam
>>51968206
You are literally just posting pictures from an open thread on /pol/ here for (You)s
They're not funny, nobody wants to discuss them, you're contributing nothing and you're a prick
>>51968245
Rasheed
why aren't you all at work?
scum
interviewer called me in to tell me why i failed the interview
then he said i should unironically get a btec in IT and college then go to uni
should i do it?
>>51968245
alright sayed how's bradford? not too cold I hope
Holy kek
sometimes i just wish I was drake
>>51968276
I'm a student.
>sys error
reee
>>51968315
rare pepe
>>51968276
It's 2 AM
>>51968276
I'm a depressed autist.
Morning lads
It's too early for me to hang around in /cum/
>>51968361
its never too early
go back to the nothingness that awaits you and your master
>>51968276
got a presentation at 2 which im preparing for now.
im pretty nervous 2bh
>>51968354
how is this in any way rare?
Lads was the criminal shot this morning a man of colour, or was he an old fashioned British gangster?
>>51968379
u wot
I'm coming off a trip, not sure what your fucking bong speak is supposed to mean
>>51968410
>london
you do the maths m8
basically everything we do is an elaborate way of getting our dicks inside of someone/getting a dick inside us
FUCKING HELL LADS IT'S HAPPENING
>>51968471
deep
>>51968471
ding ding ding
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasure_principle_(psychology)
we have a winner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35061167
>cover picture for this story changed from grotesque closeup of a flabby white woman's folds, to a jolly black woman
>>51968505
never thought id see the day
https://youtu.be/dDhK0NqXrIY
>>51968505
>mfw Gideon cranks up dat fuel duty
>>51968556
This is literally what they do.
"Quick can't let those goyim get their fuel too cheap!"
It's complete horseshit.
saw a guy die today at the beach lads
>>51968597
yeh it was me
boo
>>51968597
lol x
>>51968597
That's horrible...
While alcoholism was Mussorgsky's personal weakness, it was also a behavior pattern considered typical for those of Mussorgsky's generation who wanted to oppose the establishment and protest through extreme forms of behavior.[23] One contemporary notes, "an intense worship of Bacchus was considered to be almost obligatory for a writer of that period. It was a showing off, a 'pose,' for the best people of the [eighteen-]sixties." Another writes, "Talented people in Russia who love the simple folk cannot but drink."[24] Mussorgsky spent day and night in a Saint Petersburg tavern of low repute, the Maly Yaroslavets, accompanied by other bohemian dropouts. He and his fellow drinkers idealized their alcoholism, perhaps seeing it as ethical and aesthetic opposition. This bravado, however, led to little more than isolation and eventual self-destruction
>>51968621
good time quads
off to belfast lads
you want anything?
What has Caitlin Jenner actually done to be worthy of praise?
>>51968665
smack in the gabber m8
maybe it won't be so bad
>>51968665
a dead mick
>>51968671
killed someone with his car and got away with it
>people actually watch television in 2015
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1449831506952.webm
>>51968671
sHe is stunning and brave.
>>51968737
tbf this is no more cringeworthy than the power rangers
>>51968737
what the fuck is this
>>51968737
what is this autism
>>51968737
Her fappening pics were the best of the lot imo
Tfw 8 hour shift
>>51967925
You fucking animal.
2 slices of bread (toasted is optional - depending on mood) 4 rashers of bacon, and brown sauce. Perfection.
doing a self doubt
whats a nice coffee i can buy in morrisons
>>51968776
They were alright I guess. Kind of ruined her pristine image for me though, seeing her get fucked by Chad. Probably would have preferred just normal bathroom nude selfies.
>>51968806
all coffee is the same
My 3d waifu didnt even have any pics leak during the fappening.
Feels good knowing my waifu is pure and not a slut
doing a porn
>>51968806
Carte Noire. That's the stuff I buy.
If you mean real coffee, as in beans to be ground, then I don't know.
how're y'all doin?
>>51968840
desu
Currently naked in bed
believe in yourself
>>51968849
fuck off texas
looking at cat and dog pics online and wishing I had a pet
>>51968849
HWELL HOWDY DERE PARDNER
AH'M DOIN' SUH-WEEEEEET
>>51968621
apparently it was murder
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-11/man-dies-at-trigg-beach-hands-and-feet-believed-tied/7022392
>>51968878
Not easy
what's college like lads?
>>51968870
good boy
why don't you show us that little penis sweetheart
>>51968837
who is your waifu la
>>51968796
>every time
>>51968924
Anna Kendrick. She is my mousefu
might visit morocco tbf
>>51968917
Janny wouldn't like it :x
>>51968890
boy what're you tryin tuh say?
>>51968933
used to have a morocco poster
>>51968914
Full of 16 year olds and pretty laid back. Good chance to get PTP if you're a normie or not horribly deformed.
>>51968933
>not going to Tunisia
>Linking to pictures or webms instead of just posting them
>>51968933
It's rubbish lad.
t. Had a holiday in Fés
>>51968938
Rock the casbah
>>51968932
your waifu a slut
How do I increase my reading speed? I have 350 books on my amazon wishlist and 40+ unread in my room, yet i've only read ~25 books this year
15 years of internet use and 10 years of drug use have destroyed my attention span
>>51968932
http://thefappening.so/anna-kendrick-leaked-28-photos/
She's a proper slag la
>>51968955
>not posting Google image searchs of them
>>51968932
hagfu more like
>>51968895
Holy shit
>>51968958
That's where you went wrong, you should've had a holiday in A fez
>>51968933
why'd you wanna do such a thing? ain't they all muslims?
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>51968974
Lol whatever cunt shes not even my real waifu shes my 3d waifu. 3D is pig disgusting
>i've only read ~25 books this year
>>51969001
The Fez comes from Fez/Fés whatever m8
>>51969027
i havent read a book since like 2012
muh adhd
>>51968984
Literally none are nudes
>>51969009
who's your 2d waifu
guessing ritsu
drinking tea out of a mug clearly labelled 'coffee' cos i just don't gaf tbH lads
>>51969040
by all rights, that (You) belongs to this lad>>51968977
>>51969027
I used to read about 2 books a week but for some reason I stopped. Need to get back into it.
>>51969044
>Feels good knowing my waifu is pure and not a slut
Look through those pics and tell me she's pure and not a slut
>>51968950
christ don't want to go to a place full of literal kids
i'm 20
how common are people my age there? thinking about programming
>>51969040
These days the most I can do is download books that I would like to have read. It gives me a mild satisfaction. When I try to read them I give up immediately.
Dole money has been paid lads, feel like a literal billionaire.
>>51969056
bugger, didn't see his post
>>51968977
here's your (You)
>>51969055
Drinking tea with the bag still in and no milk.
>>51968977
um, its the year of our lord 2015, why aren't you using an e-reader?
>>51968895
>be australian
>get beached
>>51969006
because i like seeing different cultures, history, architecture, foreign food and so on. i'd like to visit jeddah, and quetta, and isfahan, and lots of other places
>>51969065
are u autistic?
>>51969044
if i found pics of my waifu like that she'd be in the bin in seconds
is that what you call pure?
>>51969049
>tfw no Huntingdonshire bf
>>51969109
I don't think so why?
>>51969070
20 is fucking nothing m8.
I went back to uni at 20 and the youngest people there were 17 and it's not a big gap at all. Everyone just assumed I was 18. If anything, qt 16 year olds will be into you because you're older, more developed physically and probably smarter than the 16 year old guys.
>>51969069
Half the fucking photos are from the same party
>Anna Kendrick dresses like a slag for a party
Holy shit mate stop the presses
>>51969122
I'm a bit upset mate, we had good chemistry I thought
>>51969083
Because I prefer books.
>>51967840
Excellent post
>>51969136
Just accept it, you're not doing yourself any good here
>>51969139
why
>>51969139
My fellow treekin and I find this very problematic.
>>51969115
Who is ur waifu then ill send her where she belongs
I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>>51969137
pretty sure he has a gf lass
no longer lying naked in bed
>>51969139
e-readers are the way humans read books in the year 2015
>>51969168
John de Lancie.
>Thinking i care about my 3d waifu anywhere as much as my actual waifu
Hahaha, alri la
>>51969170
m8 I spent 10 hours the past week trying to build an empire in ck2, am I hardcore too
Need to do a get out of bed desu
>>51969178
he's got a childhood sweetheart gf
he's living my dream
>Stranger: Yeah, you should come Cambridge
>You: will i get a qt jap gf
>Stranger: chink maybe
>Stranger: if you come like, 1pm and hang out on the zebra crossings that's where they tend to be
normie """advice""" from him
>a degree in machine operation
>>51969157
They feel and smell nice and they look good on a bookshelf, and they have resale value.
>>51969162
Trees are a renewable resource
>>51969178
Ha.. normies.. am i right..
>>51969205
come back when you've spent 2 days straight playing the sims without sleep
>I read
>>51969243
why would you ever play that game?
>>51969239
>They feel and smell nice and they look good on a bookshelf
yeh mate might want to reconsider your belief that you aren't autistic
>>51969239
I guess that makes their wanton slaughter okay then?
gf just sent me this
>>51969276
that boy ain't right
>>51969183
E-readers only have 17% of the market in the UK
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/oct/06/waterstones-stop-selling-kindle-book-sales-surge
me on the left
>>51969262
Because he's hardcore.
>>51969308
that age disparity though, so sad
>>51969308
i find it disgusting that stephen fry thinks thats normal
>>51969308
Was he deliberately trying to look as creepy as possible here?
>>51969330
homophobe
>>51969241
have you slept
im certain you have been posting for at least 2 days straight
>>51969308
>his eyes
probs on amphetamines tbhlads
>>51969351
>creepy
fuck off yank
Autistic doesn't begin to describe it.
in the future people will look back on those who said "i prefer reading with a real book as i like the smell and feel" with disbelief and amazement
4 words to get free alcohol at a part: i've never been drunk
>>51969375
how is that word exclusively yank in any way
gf sent me this
>>51969375
Thank you, babes x
>>51969363
Mhm!! I woke up at around 11PM and been awake since, I'll probably sleep around 6-7 and start all over. You and I just have similar hours
>he reads books that are available in kindle format
maximum over-pleb
>>51969400
>t. yank in oz
>>51969398
You what?! Mate, I am gonna get you slaUGHTERED
>>51969402
how come asians look like their faces aren't finished
essex
*eats*
The gang's all here.
>>51969393
E Books are great for literature I'm not sure why people hate them.
Amateur authors don't have to go through a publishers and can still make some money.
Did you know that JK Rowling got turned down by the first publisher she went to? Bet they're fucking kicking themselves now.
>he doesn't read papyrus scrolls
>ebooks
>>51969413
Is that in yank time
>>51969440
canadians aren't
(good)
>i can't read my book because the battery ran out
>>51969262
i like to pretend i have a life that isn't shit
>>51969457
They aren't part of our gang, lad. We're going to roll on those suckas now, blat blat.
>>51969454
Yeah, it's 0332 rn
>2015
>not reading from stone tablets
>>51969393
they will look upon us with disbelief and amazement because we will be their kings after the digital dark ages
t. stocking my basement Compactus with reference books and manuals
*drinks*
>>51969458
That's why you have both.
>>51969423
dr kim didn't have enough time to finish moulding them out of plastic
>>51969413
might as well post feet then
*starves to death*
gf's a good Christian lads
>>51969458
>I can't read my book because it's dark
>>51969458
>I haven't invested in reliable renewable energy
>>51969514
Because she wears a cross?
>>51969520
That's what night vision goggles are for, silly.
>>51969512
*fucks your body*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZJLjrb4vU
>>51969514
>>51969512
this is the second time this has happened mid thread
I am seriously spooked
>>51969529
and she is pure and not a heathen
>i can't read my book because there was an EMP burst
girl sat next to be on the bus 2day lads
going to go to bed now because today can't get any better
>>51969458
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE
>>51969585
Good post.
>>51969570
nice lad
you going to dream of her?
having a look
>Sunnis are all wiped out
Why can't we have this?
Shias are less violent, more chill, and without Sunnis, Muslims would number around the same as Jews in world population.
>>51969580
What did hu mean by this?
>>51969580
What you listening to?
>>51969601
Thanks
>>51969580
I weep in despair for you as well.
>gf saw my penis lads
*fucks everyone in this thread*
really annoyed that we can't say desu anymore desu, really chives my spuds iah
http://strawpoll.me/6235112
http://strawpoll.me/6235112
http://strawpoll.me/6235112
>>51969603
i don't know what she looks like because i was too shy to look at her but her presence was nice
not sure what i will dream about haha who knows
>>51969606
look at this *links you to >>51969646*
You don't actually own kindle books. You conditionally license them. The license can be revoked without notice or explanation at any time.
>>51969677
We finished that one already, we're moving on, lad.
>>51969651
what if she was a munter? not so sweet dreams now
What if the world had 1.5 billion jews and 15 million muslims?
>>51969664
looks like you've been foiled iah
with your feet in the air and your head on the ground
>>51969719
Good post
>>51969677
also amazon tracks your reading habits and it's kinda creepy
yanks out
>>51969736
>I buy ebooks
mixed tomato paste with rice
it tastes disgusting t.bh.
>>51969736
what do you think they are going to do with them?
share them with their family and laugh because you read 50 shades of grey? report you to the police because you read captain underpants? recommend you books?
>>51969719
that was my plan all along, prawn
>>51969736
>We've noticed you took 2 (two) months to finish Harry Potter: The Philosopher's Stone. Why not try Spot The Dog?
>>51969703
Hitler would have had a bigger challenge
>>51969769
well that was stupid wasnt it
dumbo
alright lads i've already had a carrot (two in fact) so i'm having a mi goreng now, like it or lump it
>>51969736
if you pay by card at the supermarket you're being tracked
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-incredible-story-of-how-target-exposed-a-teen-girls-pregnancy-2012-2?IR=T
>>51969771
>what do you think they are going to do with them?
Government watch list
>>51969771
>>51969777
y'all got cctv so that kind shit is probably no big deal to you
>>51969799
LUMP IT
>>51969799
are you peter jackson lad
i want to go to the u.k but don't wanna get stabbed
what do lads?
>>51969825
>Literally forgetting that the NSA is tracking everything ever
>>51969771
Anyone who has purchased a subversive text could be led off to a gulag to prevent them saying anything against the new regime
>>51969833
go to adelaide instead
>Government watch list
>people reply to my posts
>>51969799
eeyore
>>51969833
Don't chat shit and you won't get banged
>>51969799
fat cunt
>>51969870
this desu
>>51969855
GCHQ is literally worse
>>51969870
me on the left
interested in watching this
>>51969786
Is dat Raina?
>>51969891
this tbqh
gotta take a shit, should i take my laptop with me or no
>>51969940
wipe your arse with it
>"He's reading Mein Kampf, Prometheus Rises, Beyond Human Rights and Ride The Tiger"
>"Off to Gulag"
posting a comment
>women are obsessed with their weight
>most of them are fat
How does that work?
>>51969915
>Dem sick, evil meninists are actually standing up against poor, defenceless feminists who dindu nuffin!
Pass.
>>51969956
>arse
whats that
>>51969972
gotta get the highscore la
>>51969959
>gif
fuck off
>>51969915
looks interesting
what's the date on it
>>51969915
Sounds very fedora 2bh
>>51970002
Monday
>>51969972
They're never taught how to actually look after themselves, just bombarded with meme diet plans that make money off of them
Unironically think nutrition should be made part of our school curriculum tbf
currently reading this btw, it is excellent
Thoughts?
>>51970000
nice quads
>>51970002
14 Dec
>>51970003
i'm just happy blokes are getting a programme about being a bloke, it's just a nice feeling knowing someone cares haha
>>51969959
love prometheus rising
>>51970029
They don't know that you have to exercise to lose weight, you need to consume less energy than you use.
>no stylish Asian gf to My Fair Lady me into a hip and trendy man-about-town
>>51970070
apathetic
WRAP IT AND PACKAGE IT UP
>>51969915
Can't wait to see how MGTOW's are demonized. I wonder how they can possibly frame 'men doing nothing' as anti-women and misogynistic. No doubt they'll find a way.
>>51969972
fat women are another group of professional victims along with muslims, blacks and the irish. it's NEVER their fault. they claim they eat as much as a thin person does, they say they've "tried every diet". it's genetics. it's the media. it's sexism. it doesn't matter if obesity has risen massively in the past 30 years from the same genetic stock, it's still genetics.
RNP coming up lads
hate fatties 2bh
Is it OK to watch anime if you're not an autist about it, not a weeb, have other interests and don't tell anybody about it
>>51970151
hate myself desu
getting ready 4 work laddy boys
That suicidal moron Aisha posted a picture of her dad, a middle aged man, wearing a che guevara shirt. I could not have cringed harder. She deleted the picture though.
>>51970164
yes you spacker
Pegida rally on February 6 in Birmingham lads
don't get drunk though, media will probably want to spin anything anti-islamist as football hooligan working class thickos same way they did with the EDL
>>51970081
I think most do know that but they have a poor idea about how many calories exercise actually burns, or how having more muscle will make you burn more calories just by existing and won't make you look "bulky"
We're not quite in America-tier "HAES" territory but there's definitely still a stigma around going to the gym in this country and people are far too reliant on fad diets that tell you to buy their product, make you lose weight without actually changing anything meaningful so they can't keep it up and relapse
might go see a movie by myself today
I SAID MOVE OVER ONCE
MOVE OVER TWICE
>>51970151
i find them repulsive. there's a difference between men and women. fat men usually don't give a fuck, they laugh about it, they admit they eat nothing but shit and are lazy. but women have a tremendous complex.
a fat, ugly feminist western woman is the devil.
Anita is my feminismfu
Agree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-5ckX2Ike4
want to watch anime
>>51970213
Irish cinemas don't have a no singles rule yet? What the fuck?
Is it true every house in the uk has the collected works of Shakespeare in it?
>>51970248
wanna handcuff her to my oven and force her to bake cakes and make tea for me all day
>>51970277
yeah
>>51970248
I'd let her dom me desu
>>51970277
sort of true, its actually that theres one buriedi nthe foundations of every building
>>51970248
Emma is objectively the most qt feminist
>>51970261
what a handsome young man
>>51970238
theres a lot more pressure on women not to be fat
big lads are more desirable than big lasses discounting twisted fetishists
girls are also more critical of their own appearance
t. girl
reminder that shakespeare was black
>>51970309
"she" looks like a boy
>>51970204
>still a stigma around going to the gym in this country
No there isn't. A lot of people go to the gym desu
>people are far too reliant on fad diets that tell you to buy their product
They are
I tried explaining to my mum that fat is only 'bad' because it has more calories per gram compared to carbs etc but she just kept going NO FAT IS BAD BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FAT.
Also my mum has some light hand weight things and she has no fucking idea what to do with them and just flails her arms round. When I told her she should look up some actual exercises she had a go at me though.
Women are fucking annoying desu.
>>51970294
>>51970298
That's good then
He's a lot more based than a lot of people seem to think. Some of it is genuinely funny, lots of good banter.
doing some rancid farts and my breath reeks
>>51970312
>t. girl
>implying
Why would a girl come to /brit/?
sealing my phone in a plastic bag so i can take it in the shower for a wank
>>51970365
was bare bored when i dropped out of 6th form
its a better echo chamber than twitter
>>51970352
the only people who don't appreciate shakespear are angsty kids still upset because they had to look at it in school
>>51970248
>>51970309
feminists are not attractive
>>51970365
For fun
>>51970376
>watching porn on a screen smaller than 40in
>>51970248
want to hatefuck lack green 2bh
>>51970285
mmm
good choice
>>51970343
Okay, more people go but they still don't do the right stuff. Everyone should be lifting, not sitting on the leg raise machine posting selfies on instagram.
They're just not taught the rest stuff tbf and it's a lot easier to not listen when you are told because it means you can keep on blaming your latest "diet" or "exercise" for not working
>>51970395
That attitude seems to continue though
>>51970376
how're you gonna clean your phone when its inside a plastic bag
british or australian
pick one
>oh naturally, I adore the works of Shakespeare
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35070431
Riots 2.0 kicking off soon, he din du nufin
Turks mad as fuck
>>51970286
>>51970395
I don't like shakespeare because it's a bunch of silly melodrama
I'm always at work when the yank bird posts vocaroos, does she sound fit?
>>51970407
>not watching porn whilst being engulfed by warm water
>>51970427
cleaning it was never part of the plan, the porn is all that matters
>>51970417
I bought a kettlebell and just pound it all over the place every morning
still got some chub but I've lost 20 pounds since I started
it's easy everyone should do it
as soon as you start seeing noticable results it just spurs you to keep it up, just need to get the initial habit going
Klein classifies these individuals as "secret schizoids", who present themselves as socially available, interested, engaged and involved in interacting yet remain emotionally withdrawn and sequestered within the safety of the internal world.
>>51970469
annoying looking big nosed bitch/10
>>51970436
I'm both
Literally the first time in months I just got out of bed and showered before midday
Pls send your congratulations
>>51970525
good boy x
>>51970496
Good lass, keep it up
I got my gf into doing compound lifts with me about a month ago and the day she got rid of her "armpit vaginas" she was over the fucking moon
>>51970516
>he doesn't have a fetish for big nosed qts
I blame snk
living the australian dream lids
luv it when a song gets to a shouty bit
Cold out lads. In the barbers now though.
Post some shortcuts that enhance your life.
CTRL+L highlights the URL bar so you can type an address. Never will you have to manually click the URL bar again.
>>51970645
good post
>>51970417
>Everyone should be lifting
Oh please /fit/ I bet you don't do any cardio at all do you.
Of course lifting helps but cardio burns more calories, makes you live longer, makes you healthier etc.
They do the wrong exercises I do agree.
Is doing am dram gay as fuck? Used to love drama in school.
>Install tinder
>get a match
>delete it and turn off my phone
>>51970661
I use F6 for that
Ctrl+Shift+T to open a tab you just closed
>>51970661
alt f4 is a good one
>>51970661
ctrl+w to just close one tab or one window instead of the entire thing
>>51970729
t. 11 year old on his dad's computer
>>51970715
Cardio on rest days mate
It's assumed everyone knows to do cardio but it doesn't do what people actually want it to do on its own
bought some wet wipes earlier at the store, can't wait to use them after I'm done pooping
>>51970761
People think 5 minutes on a treadmill at walking speed without breaking a sweat is their exercise for the week.
>>51970771
can you even flush them in the us
>>51970749
CTRL+[digit] where the number is the nth tab from the left is another good one. Takes you right to that tab.
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>>51970797
of course you can
>>51970814
haha madman!
>>51970723
shyness is your brain telling you that you're not ready for a relationship and that you don't feel worthy at the moment. you don't feel like a sexual creature deep down. your very biology is freaking out at the prospect of courtship.
you need to awaken the tiger within. you need to become.......... the manimal....
lads hey home by myself on Friday night haha
>>51970843
thats gonna be me tomorrow night lad
>>51970780
They sure do
Want to visit Iran
>>51970821
american toilets are weird af desu my willy was dangling in the water all the time
>>51970868
gonna do much lad?
>>51970883
What, really?
>>51970661
Windows key + a number to open the corresponding program on the taskbar
>>51970602
get better internet lmao
>>51970814
I have fifty tabs usually
>>51970883
yea the water is really high and it splashes on you when poo drops in sometimes, all part of the experience desu
>>51970933
I get anxious if I have more than 5 open
>>51970933
>having more tabs open than you can keep track of
Absolutely haram.
desu the word filters are fucking stupid desu and I'm right sick of them rn desu, if its not changed soon I'll be very unhappy indeed desu
>>51970883
yes, we enjoy that sensation
yurop has bidets, we have toilet water that washes our balls and cocks
>>5197099
he experienced one of our walmart Toiléts™
>>51970602
>he has bytes in his country
>he doesn't use flying squirrel pouch TCP
>>51970981
MOOK
>>51970927
haha ok
>>51970997
heeey, I'm shitpostin here ya fuckin mook
>>51970981
Not that bothered by them t͜bh only a c͡uck would let themselves be c͜ucked by a chinese man telling them what words they can and cannot use on a chinese cartoon forum.
>>51970985
was in the hotel desu
yankee doodle went to meet up with his homies
>>51970981
I just want 2bh back desu
>>51971023
is that short for moobs a second?
fucking joker euros ffs
>>51971052
fuck u tÍœbh
just had an RNP
>>51971023
>>51971083
i get 4.5MB/S on steamm
am i euro enough?
can't imagine how good it must be to have clear skin
having my coffee with a bit of coconut oil in it today.... not too bad i suppose... gives it a very subtle creamy flavor...
definitely ranks in the upper quartile of "weird shit ive thrown in my coffee"
>>51971112
ye why not
>>51971142
feels completely average
wahts for lunch lads
ham sandwich, prawn cocktail crisps, little christmassy fruity icing cake bar slice finger thing & apple 4 me
>>51971147
>coconut oil
Wouldn't be the first creamy liquid secreted by some black, hairy nuts you've drank, eh yank?
>>51971182
nah it must be good
not having to worry about loads of red shit all over your face 24/7
>>51971243
you just find something else to worry about after
>>51971205
just had scrambled eggs on toast
have not been awake in time for this meal in quite some time
>>51971206
hahaha yes, its funny because its true. hohoh i am in tears
>>51971256
this. Humans are never at peace with themselves
>>51971243
>>51971256
when my accutane did the job it let me stop worrying about that and focus full time on worrying about my complete lack of confidence and shit personality
>i am athletic
>i am able bodied
>i am clean
>i AM .. American
>>51971293
sweet baby fuck, this guys mum is posting in /brit/!!
>>51971272
ahh yes very impressive
>>51971328
haha
>>51971342
Well watch your fucking mouth then
>>51971328
kek
> make new thread
> forgot to add the subject
REEEEEEE
>>51971373
haha good one lad wahey never seen that before
fucking moron
>>51971340
why doesn't she(?) have any socks lol
>>51971380
haha
>>51971420
>>51971420
>>51971420
new thread
>>51971391
They were knocked off
>>51971387
Gonna have an aneurysm lad?
>>51971142
i cleaned up my diet a little and went from having really bad painful cysts on my face on a consistent basis to simply having a lot of little white heads that are relatively easy to clean up and i feel like 40%-50% more confident around people and it doesn't hurt when i smile anymore. i think i was over-eating eggs and was having some sort of allergic reaction to them.
im a big believer in getting rid of your biggest anxieties if they're major roadblocks for you. people are saying you'd just find something else to get worried about, and that may be so, but if something is causing you lots of internal strife, getting rid of it can get you a step closer to feeling more like yourself. focus on changing any of the things you can change.
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