Accents thread
Say something in your accent. Bonus points for reading from a book or play.
Starting with some good old Shakey: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rvLkQBxZQb
>>51969867
>Picking the most overrated soliloquy
>britbong brags about his accent
kill yourself
>>51970286
Post something instead of shitposting, Turkroach.
>>51969867
meh give me something to read and i might do it.
>>51970456
He hath disgraced me, and
hindered me half a million; laughed at my losses,
mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my
bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine
enemies; and what's his reason? I am a Jew.
Just as I'm going to sleep ;-;
>>51970586
Do it
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y7i4aJ9gj2 got a bit of flu kek
>>51970702
oopsie daisie and i read one part wrong it seems, perfect.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C23f8vjzPM
>>51970736
Do kids in Finland have a Shakespeare equivalent they learn as a kid?
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hzGpeGAl9B
Do I have an accent?
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0KWgKhfIK
r8
>>51970895
man i really dont remember much from my elementary times, its been almost 20 years since i went to first grade so. Guess you could give this one hymn a try, "Oi, Suomi, katso, sinun päiväs' koittaa,
Yön uhka karkoitettu on jo pois,
Ja aamun kiuru kirkkaudessa soittaa,
Kuin itse taivahan kansi sois'.
Yön vallat aamun valkeus jo voittaa,
Sun päiväs' koittaa, oi synnyinmaa."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfx4J6aL3dE
>>51970969
Ancient Macedonian/10
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zf9T2Unsmp
>>51970920
man wtf stop eating your microphone god damn it.
>>51970969
10/10 to this scary alpha slav.
>>51970920
>town rapist
Crikey lads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CigLDOSw8A
>>51971124
sounded like autism to me
t. expert on autism
>>51969867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbfhBv4BU9
>>51971053
>>51971124
>mfw merchants love my voice
Greatest ally
>>51971099
it's a pastime habit from eating so much pussy
>>51971167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T4oH6izbQf
how did I do, mate?
>>51971252
aren't microphones shaped more like dicks?
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19fbIv2WQiw
I am Shylock
>>51971305
Sounds Chinese desu. Perfect Melbourne accent.
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yyHqRMwcYX
t. t.
>>51971347
mine is not
also rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R8X9iAu0Mz
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fj3u7wNpxy
r8 m8
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y3ZRQfBnDj
r8
>>51969867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SI3lVucqc7
My brother got up desu ^^
>>51971755
i shit myself
>>51971849
Why did you remove it?
>>51970702
You sound like Ezra Pound.
>>51971358
Nice private school accent.
>>51971755
Best of all 10//10
>>OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1klZiL5qnE7
>>51972082
?
I didn't remove it and I didn't remove my brother desu ^^
>>51972824
ああ、私のミスだった。ごめんなさい
>>51969867
Why is Shakespeare so overrated?
>>51972498
is that a good or a bad thing ? t >>51970702
>>51971358
Is it true educated Indians only ever speak English?
>>51971735
What the fuck is that meant to be?
>>51973403
Yeah, your voice is gorgeous senpai. See below for reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr6AYzqFK9E
>>51974270
i've heard a lot of people saying that they like my voice, this one fella i used to play dayz mod with said that my voice sounds so gentle.
>>51974429
It is, but if you learned how to act or adjust your voice well to different circumstances, you could do a lot with it.
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oSzJgLYCeM
>>51975094
if it's not savonian i'll sage this thread
guess where im from
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03RYBwAmEoc
>>51975170
Britain?
>>51975254
Which part
>>51975307
Same as OP, the land of nondescript.
Somewhere northern, probably.
>>51975307
I would say somewhere between the lines I drew
>>51975404
Im from the Shetlands you dumbass!!1!
>>51975448
>dum bass
>>51969867
>Accents
>Has no accent
Why even bother
>>51975517
everyone has an accent ye limey cunt
>>51974164
no lmao we have plenty of "true educated" Indians here. they converse in their tribal language lmao
>>51975592
Where's OP from then?
The whole point of an accent is that you can tell where the person is from. When they natively speak english that changes from country to area of a country. Like a scouser, brummie, etc.
>>51975629
>Where's OP from then?
I said everyone has an accent. Doesn't mean I can recognise the origin.
>whole point
Accents don't exist because they have a point to make. Accents just are. I'm sure someone more familiar with accents than myself can recognise that accent.
>>51975688
sounds like east midlands to me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MLvzeBSdQh
r8
>>51976250
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MLvzeBSdQh
American accent/10
good job
>>51976250
Oh man
>>51976570
lmao lad
>>51974782
ooh nice, well in Finnish i know how to adjust it but not so much in english
>>51970286
>>51970389
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlax3gx7ACg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kfaQl2yqRt
pls no bully
>>51976654
ur weird
>>51976751
edgar allan poe/10
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0abtM9cWD3k
RATE
>>51970553
OP here, had a go at http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TwL0jHQUcm
Long form version
>>51978492
I can only hear your voice from my headphones' left part
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05OkDs8iosf
>>51978605
Works for me
>>51978654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtdP4Rvz7P
Monkey reading a poem for your entertainment
(also fuck those archaic pronouns)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbLAwgIl77
rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lpR5OhZhPc
>>51978989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKt4PuIeMr
Töpörödött törpördögök ücsörögnek a bőröndömön.
>>51979314
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lpR5OhZhPc
would drink vodka with/10
>>51969867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PXekH39yjs
>>51970553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cHdqrQfweB
is this the new voc thread or some shit?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RyGiTerHB7
>>51969867
are you harry potter?
>>51979039
Not bad, bonus points for cars in the background
>>51981353
Doesn't even vaguely sound like it apart from being English.
>>51981724
He's american, there is only one british accent for him.
Neutral RP Brit accent, making the foreign ladies wet since since 1989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tye4wR3Mba
>>51981322
Cute :3
nice dubs
>>51981950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s120kV5hjnhm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vas5i3D90d
>>51982012
cheers kek
>>51982124
>being from the midlands
>>51982155
>not being able to distinguish between a master race Bradfordian and a toilet-tier Midlander
>>51982090
wrecked
>>51982228
>bradford
How's islam?
>>51982228
>Master race
>Bradford
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JCCndLL7hC
>>51981724
Where would you say OP's accent is from?
>>51981950
That's not RP particularly. It's just generic. Same as the OP's really.
At least it's not >>51982124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhmT8FaUAM
>>51969867
I have to talk in english
>>51982374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ELpBzHQyYE
>>51969867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vKmYHckkX0
A song for childrens
>>51982723
Kek, u wot
>>51982723
nice
>>51982766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZmqACxTtXu
>>51982723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZYIx1iltG0
>>51969867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t3AI8Z6Vr9
>>51982922
well i got bested pretty quickly there desu
>>51982922
t-that's not you singing, is it?
Say all of these.
Bedfordshire
Berkshire
Buckinghamshire
Cambridgeshire
Cheshire
Cornwall
Cumberland
Derbyshire
Devon
Dorset
Durham
Essex
Gloucestershire
Hampshire
Herefordshire
Hertfordshire
Huntingdonshire
Kent
Lancashire
Leicestershire
Lincolnshire
City of London
County of London
Middlesex
Norfolk
Northamptonshire
Northumberland
Nottinghamshire
Oxfordshire
Rutland
Shropshire
Somerset
Staffordshire
Suffolk
Sussex
Warwickshire
Westmorland
Wiltshire
Worcestershire
Yorkshire
>>51983643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FSBEilUVB0
shaiöö :DD
>>51983731
Ooooh I rike it ching chong ping pong desu senpai
>>51983731
EBIN/10 :-DDDD
>>51983797
>>51983800
thank
>>51983643
What Language Is This?
>>51984445
They're the English ceremonial and historical counties
>tfw no Caernarfonshire
>>51984445
Theyre English counties, and the names have barely changed in over a thousand years
>>51983643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ivLYXDJeUU
>tfw shire
>>51984838
There is a county called Middlesex?
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
>MIDDLESEX
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>M--- HAH MIDDLESEX
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51984987
Is that the only one you noticed? Theres Sussex and Essex too
>>51985068
*and middlesex
>>51984962
Not bad except getting shire wrong
>>51985068
I noticed those too, but middlesex sounds really weird.
>>51985296
I'd rather have middlesex then no sex.
>>51986992
I was recording those but after the second sex I felt dirty and stopped.
>>51983643
Probably not right but fuck it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K9uo5Y3arJ
>>51987551
Well you have the most correct way of pronouncing shire
>>51987627
*so far
/r/ing anyone to say the following;
Aberaeron
Cwmystwyth
Bwlchgwyn
Ysbyty Ystwyth
Abercwmboi
Bedwas
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
