didn't forget the subject #dontcrackunderpressure edition
first for caralad
Just got back from a cheeky romp with my fuckbuddy lads AMA
>tfw psoriasis
can literally sit down perfectly still and chunks of scalp are just falling out. not to mention i sometimes wake up and my forehead skin is cracked so much it bleeds. at least i don't have black hair.
"Spacker" is easily my favourite insult
What's yours?
Grandad just died lads
Don't feel sad though
>>51971514
Twat
>>51971514
jebend is up there
bantz
Prawn cocktail with the gf for lunch
>>51971514
bloody vagina
>>51971518
why not
>>51971514
cunt 2bh`
> buy external hard drive
> put all my anime on there
> fails a few minutes later
> can't recover shit, the entire drive is fucked
> recovery software can't recover the videos where i locally stored it
JUST
posting a chimp
>>51971514
You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil, I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat, your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.
>>51971562
good
fuck anime
>>51971562
good. anime is very degenerate, lad.
>>51971562
proves anime ruins lives
>>51971556
P sure he wanted to die anyway
>>51971586
I don't have a fedora picture worthy of this post
ausfags i'm on my way to melbourne for uni
is it as full of sjw's as i've heard?
also fuck france this place sucks if you spend more than a week here
Ireland is now richer than us.
I never heard of a single Irish achievement or product. Where does their wealth come from?
>>51971514
batty boy
>>51971548
thats a boy
its a bf
>You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil, I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat, your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.
Like this time of the day on /brit/ lads
No north Americans and the aussies are out in force
>canadians should be allowed to post in /brit/
>>51971587
>>51971592
>>51971596
All i have left lads, just because i had only downloaded them last night and didn't move them into my video folder yet
RIP
>>51971629
fuck off frog cunt
maisie
>>51971597
>tfw my grandfather joked he wouldn't be here much longer anyway
>>51971562
youd think technology would be less likely to turn into a pile of shit in 2015 after decades of having computers and being able to work out all the kinks, but no
>>51971562
ou are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer
>>51971625
child detected
>>51971665
big fan of the methamphetamine body she's got going on
>>51971630
Guinness
Lots and lots of Guinness
>>51971466
Did you give him a brojob?
>>51971660
> can't even post a picture
FUCK TODAY TO BE QUUUUITE HONEST LADS FUCKING GOD DAMN
I EVEN HAVE A FUCKING COLD ON TOP OF IT ALL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEE
>a yank tries to talk to me
'no'
>>51971710
you deserve it you fucking weeb
>>51971630
they're a tax haven that's all
average irishman lives knee deep in his own filth
>she's still texting me
wew lad
>>51971662
aint no frog cunt, stuck here with the senpai before I head off to emu island
>>51971687
What shits me off the most is that i literally JUST bought the fucking brick and it fails instantly, and only AFTER i put my videos on it
>>51971692
thanks lad, i appreciate it :)
>>51971701
Nah, he shoved it in me arse desu
This thread?
Nah, not a fan t b h
gonna go outside and do things
quite scary desu
lads my FNG (favourite new gimmick) is placing, usually at the end, the following: "so like ummm ... :) x", "lol okayyy... :) x"
the perfect use of it is of course "like um.. nice try sweetheart :) x"
>>51971699
That's a hell lot of Guinness senpai.
>>51971801
What does the "x" mean?
>>51971826
kiss
how do you not know what 'xoxo' is?
>>51971833
Oh, I thought it was a tiny body :) x
Was talking to a qt grill and my mate told her I had herpes.
I'm going to fucking kill him.
Good bants tho family.
>>51971853
had 3 very nice wanks within 45 mins last night
>>51971853
nah lad you gotta be really condescending about it
so something like:
>well obviously you didn't think ... :) x
>>51971871
hahahaha some friend of a friend was all playful and coming onto me the other week in a club
turns out my m8s told her i was gay so she was gallivanting around like girls do with gay friends
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>51971883
Taking notes senpai ..... :) xo
>>51971635
solid, you're a cool guy anon
>>51971871
> tfw get extremely paranoid after a shag because of shit like that
Fucking boomers spreading STDs all over the god damn place
thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htBfNPyKKoI
any objector is a fool and a very boring man
>>51971888
alright tokyo drift
>>51971916
like ummm ... you're still doing it wrong sweaty
maybe stop replying to me until you get it correct ok lol thanks ... x :)
How do I get a job on a cargo ship?
>>51971639
Stop triggering me.
>>51971919
cheers lad and that
>>51971947
be south east asian or become a captain
>>51971888
>>51971947
get dubs
lads its really important for a shitposting thread that i get that map of the gobe that has the 2nd most accessed website and canada's the only country with reddit
>>51971943
But I'm not sweaty ... :) x
I just took a shower and all ..... o :)
>>51971982
i second this request
>he hasn't watched the movie Speed at least 10 times
>>51971947
lol that's a weirdo thing to ask sweetheart :) x
Anyone going to the Pegida rally in Birmingham in February?
Was thinking of making a day out of it 2bh
>>51971973
what the fuck is that white brick
>>51971514
Rate faced kike fuck
or
mook
societies are standardized systems of death denial
>>51971990
fucking hell lad you're fucking this all up so much but you're alright keep at it lad lyl (love ya lots)
rate lads
Just had a sneaky peek at /cum/ lads
Fucking hell, I can see why they come here
>>51972019
Dunno I'm outside having a coffee now
>>51972049
what does the tricycle represent?
>>51971562
what anime was it
time for a cheaky sleap I think lads
>>51971973
All men
>>51972050
caught on lads the dickhead thinks im being legit[imate]
>>51972078
tricycles cant go backwards. fucking based.
>>51972078
The prison boats
it's so hot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>51971630
>I never heard of a single Irish achievement or product
Lmao, fair enough for an American or something to say this, but Dutch?
Look up our exports, we make shit tons of medication (all the worlds botox and viagra is made here)
http://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/irl/
>>51972132
get air conditioning you poor cunt literally 19c inside my room
>>51972108
they can go backwards
kangaroos can't
>>51972111
australia stole the prison ships that they gave britain as toys?
>>51971973
>>51971586
av a cream slice
>>51972132
wahey
>>51972143
wahey
>>51972161
wahey
was cold in melbourne today
>>51972161
no you dickhead tricycles cant go backwards and neither can emus
Ask a big dirty normie anything
>>51972101
I think I'm there now.. The ceiling looks the same
>>51972143
our house is some old queenslander one so the price to git it with aircon would be fucked Tbh
>>51972136
why isn't grumpy unintelligible alcoholics on that chart?
>>51972177
A DURF DURP DUURRRF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMh6ZNCcONM
>>51972205
oh yeah true mate probably shouldnt have fucked about in a past life to get born in QL but what can you do
>>51972223
calm down nerd
>>51972078
the spirit of the crocodile hunter carrying australia into greatness
>>51972223
not a real tricycle dickhead
>Jordan, just 16, has had teachers making anti-UKIP comments, describing those who support the party as “mentally ill“. After Jordan made it clear that he didn’t believe economic migrants in Calais should be let into Britain, he was told he couldn’t have a place on his schools’ charity committee;
>Another student wrote in to described how when studying a postgraduate degree, they were immediately told all lab equipment had been paid for partly by the European Union, with a lecturer making it clear that they regularly try and secure EU funding;
>Alex told of how at his University he had recently been given close to half a million pounds from the European Commission for a European Union Centre of Excellence to co-ordinate lectures, workshops and research grants;
>Finally and astonishingly, Jack at UCL told of how a lecturer spent an entire hour long lecture attacking UKIP policies and when challenged by Jack, simply entered into an argument.
>>51972223
>A DURF DURP DUURRRF
hi_reddit!
*runs really fast*
lads I hahha *vomits milk*
OH SHIT hahahah no but I *vomits more*
I drank 4L of milk lads hahaha *vomits some blood* hahahahhaa
*runs away*
awful lot of australians itt right now desu is the one who can translate nip here?
>では、一気に寒くなってきましたが、お互いに健康第一で!!!!ヽ(*｀Д´)ノムキムキ
no bullying
>>51972272
*gets a teaspoon of cinnamon and puts it in your mouth*
tehehehe~
he can't be that bad lads haha
>>51972205
wear cotton and open the house to the cool night air
>>51972253
same as the one in the picture, hickdead
not sure if I should have this wank before I shower or shower and then have a nice clean wank and then rinse my willy off again
>literally no internet until after the New Year
I am going to miss you all. I will be extra appreciative of you lot this weekend. Love you lots x
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
For primitive man, who practiced the ritual renewal of nature, each person could be a cosmic hero of a quite definite kind: he could contribute with his powers and observances to the replenishment of cosmic life. Gradually, as societies became more complex and differentiated into classes, cosmic heroism became the property of special classes like divine kings and the military, who were charged with the renewal of nature and the protection of the group by means of their own special powers. And so the situation developed where men could be heroic only by following orders. '
Men had given the mandate of power and expiation to their leader-heroes, and so salvation had to be mediated to them by these figures. In a primitive hunting band or a tribe the leader cannot compel anyone to go to war; in the kingship and the state the subjects have no choice. They now serve in warfare heroism for the divine king who provides his own power in victory and bathes the survivors in it. With the rise of money coinage one could be a money hero and privately protect himself and his offspring by the accumulation of visible gold-power.
>>51972272
fuck off you absolute spastic
>>51972298
>>51972300
hahahaha mmmmm :)
PYERGHHH hahahah!!!!!!
>>51972230
qld is best state
>>51972307
ive done that
it's still hot as fuck
>>51972260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxQGsLchD8Q
>>51972349
*grabs you by the shoulders*
*screams at the top of my lungs while shaking you senseless*
hahahahRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fat black woman is the image for female obesity
Thanks BBC.
>>51972136
Guinness, viagra and botox.
Let me guess, you guys also make dart boards.
>>51972341
by3f0r3vr3
who /livesathomebuthasaterriblerelationshipwiththeirmum/ here?
>>51972430
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
what country do you have to go to to be guaranteed sex based on the sole fact that i am a white british male
Jesus Christ
I hate Nigerians so fucking much.
>>51972352
got excited when i saw the (You) then i saw your post
do NOT give me false hope
alright lads now that the dust has settled what did we all honestly think of U2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ
>>51972366
>lives in a queenslander
>doesnt have a comfy deck to compute on to the sounds of the neighbourhood and the wildlife
would recommend la
>>51972260
Gonna post a source then famalam?
>>51972432
call her a cunt periodically and we yell at eat other but we get along pretty well
she probably would have kicked me out ages ago if i didn't cook so well and brew beer
>The BBC is an unbiased paragon of Journalism.
>>51972477
do you have a mullet
>>51972465
>nose ring
fuck off
>>51972466
always thought they were shite
>>51972477
>i brew my own beer
gookrap 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
>>51972466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98W9QuMq-2k
Remember this?
>>51972465
yeah fucking sick cunt tits but her face is terrible let her know i give her a 5/10 tehehe NYYYAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
>British police shot 1 fucking bullet
>Press losing their minds
Imagine if it was America
Don't they shoot only like 6 bullets per year?
>>51972454
USA, Spain, anywhere else in Poorope.
>>51972505
>weight: 260
holy shit
>>51971982
All I got is this
>>51972459
>>51972539
I say they should have fired more, but my opinions never seem to match up to the status quo of this country.
>>51972557
well he is 602 inches tall
My future is so bright I gotta wear shades!
Haha you like that guys I just thought of that myself just now haha so bright shades it just popped into my head
>>51972511
several actually
not really but I do have a beard and I haven't cut my hair in about 3 years
>>51972563
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51972468
mozzies tho la
>>51972563
well thats clearly not what im looking for is it, britt? fuck sakes mate pull your head in
doing a commemorative wank for the fallen ones, lads
>>51972568
do NOT give me another (You) unless you can translate this
>では、一気に寒くなってきましたが、お互いに健康第一で!!!!ヽ(*｀Д´)ノムキムキ
>>51972563
>>51972617
itll have to do mate. keep your ear to the ground i'll be posting a link here once i've got it up and ready
Finally done with uni for a few months. Couple months to myself without being around those horribly dull normie cunts is exactly what I need.
>>51972619
hope youre saluting lad
>>51972341
Ascend
>>51972617
im pretty sure it was a yank who posted it first
ask the yanks in /cum/
>>51972628
pretty sure someone wants to play table tennis with you
>from the space station to Kazakhstan it takes just over 3 hours
So home come if I was to fly to Kazakhstan it would take like 10 hours?
>>51972628
"pling plong wing wong a nip gong herro prease number three fry rice baka"
alright lads made the long awaited thread
>>51972680
>bring a child into the world
>decide to mutilate his willy and cut off a bit of his most sensitive skin, causing him unimaginable pain
So what's the deal with that, yanks?
>>51972678
Hmmmm
>>51972678
Airliners don't travel at 7.9 kilometres per second
>>51972539
When the niggers inevitably riot hopefully they shoot a lot more
>>51972721
based meme city
>>51972706
isnt it a bit early for them, would get a lot more replies in 12 hours from now 2bh
>>51972706
>no subject
>>51972728
A e s t h e t i c
http://strawpoll.me/6235440
http://strawpoll.me/6235440
http://strawpoll.me/6235440
In light of the New Zealand referendum, we should have our own referendum, lads
>>51972740
Do you forget the 2011 riots?
LALALALALALALALA!
I CAN'T HEEERE YOUU!
LALAALALALALAL!
>>51972774
>janked scar tissue, dry crusty skin and skin-bridges are """"""""""""""aesthetic"""""""""""""
>>51972728
It's a form of ritual blood sacrifice.
>>51972785
we should change it to this to be truthful brother mashallah
WHO NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY HERE
listening to very good music
>>51972921
>>51972934
looking into a mirror lads
>>51972956
what do you see?
>>51972419
>muh oil
>>51972978
(You)
>>51972905
>>51972921
>>51972934
>>51972956
Aussies are awake?
What time is it there?
>>51973002
SUMMER CUNT NO SLEEP UNTIL APRIL
very much enjoying leftists melting down at Trump
need a pic of ching-chong läd asap
>>51973035
fuck off crypto yank
>>51972998
*slips it into pocket hurriedly*
ta mate
*scoots away*
>>51972934
What are you listening to?
>>51973029
I want to go to Australia.
Pic related.
>>51973002
12:18am my good lord!
>>51973057
you don't like the show cunt?
>>51973057
>>51973074
>>51973035
>>51973029
Wait, it's summer right now where you are?
That's fucking insane. Do you people live in topsy turvy world or something?
what did she mean by this lads
>>51973057
just sit back and enjoy it lad
even funnier how they think it will get better
>>51973086
swap? wouldn't mind getting a bit comfy in direland and seeing mechagamezilla
>>51973086
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mrdoodleburger
>>51972622
>Hammer & sickle
I'll put money on it she's a Corbyn supporter.
wish australians would make more films for fuck sake get on it
>>51973078
http://reverberationradio.com
bunch of good choons for summer
allah-las runs it
>>51973186
got one mate but shes a bit racy and i don't think you'd be able to look me, or either of your parents in the eye ever again
>>51973161
I'd fork her twice hehehe
>>51973185
nothing gets past you
>>51973185
we could really use a man of your caliber on the force
>>51973170
best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yrs-VAr0eA
>>51973131
I miss when girls used to tell me about their showers
>>51973186
besides animal kingdom i couldnt name one good australian film
>>51973161
Her tits look weird
>>51973167
No, well it's sunny now here.
half the country has being flooded and It's going to freeze with snow later.
>>51973249
>mrdoodleburger
didn't know i time traveled back to year 10 tBh
>>51973227
>>51973247
It's my first day
>>51973271
quite liked son of a gun 2bh
>>51973213
lewd
if that lad who asked me if i was peter jackson in the last thread is still here, first of all, no i'm not, and second, why would you ask that?
>>51972081
do not ignore me you rancid swine
>>51971562
There is no worse feeling that seeing an image that you like / turns you on, knowing that you will never see it again yet somehow not saving it.
Need to buy a TB HDD one of these days and go full digi-hoarder.
>>51973311
havent seen it but tbqh when watching a movie i want to escape the mediocre reality of living in Aus
>>51973326
She looks like she would have an awkward spelling of a regular name for a name
Like Aimee or something
>>51973131
I hate it when conversations go to where you're having to address multiple points per message
>>51973381
You'd be surprised how quickly 1TB fills up, especially if you're hoarding videos too
>>51973347
Are you Bret McKenzie?
>>51973423
yeah but the messages are a bit infrequent. i get what you're saying though.
>>51973408
she's called charlotte
>>51973408
Nah, I reckon Niamh or Imogen or something like that
>>51973455
Does she go by Lottie?
>>51973455
Lottie you hottie
>>51973271
tracks
picnic at hanging rock
wolf creek
black balloon
mary and max
chopper
crackerjack
the dish
romper stomper
crocodile dundee
breaker morant
the castle
mad max ( all 4?)
there are probably more
http://www.globalpost.com/article/6702267/2015/12/09/germany-million-migrants?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral&utm=campaign
lol
>>51973447
yeah i get that a lot when i message because i'm so autistic and it takes me so long to come up with a response sometimes
i hate it though, it feels so schizophrenic
post goat 80s choons lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
>>51973475
>>51973476
that bint unmatched me tBh
>>51973423
Same
I used to text this girl when I was like 14 and we'd send each other like 1000 character replies every time
Was a pain in the arse
>>51973481
all shite lad wtf
rompers alright but crikey we are seriously lacking in the arts
>>51973506
6 gorillion when?
>>51973542
mostly not great but chopper, breaker morant, mad max and dundee/the castle are classic
bum
>>51973528
I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
>>51973506
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/6793/germany-20-million-muslims
watching a film from 1974 lads
they didn't even have the internet back then. mental.
>>51973596
*spits out goats milk* pffsshahahahaa!!!! [1]
[1] what do you think about this as a new gimmick lads? the liquid could be relative to the countryman youre impersonating haha
>your gf will never run up and embrace you at the airport after your long business trip
>>51973528
How do you make love to a tonic and gin?
>>51973716
*sprays kangaroo semen all over the screen* fhuauhjksbanaashahjaahgajhbaoananaioaoabaytayufaayaeytarghavnaban,anaoapyuaih
want to buy something that costs $8.80 but i've only got $7.60 in my bank until monday
hating life right now
>>51973716
>>51973763
both great
>>51973744
>spending long periods of time away from your gf
Asking for it.
t. Chad.
>>51973528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWREcPIoPA
>>51973506
>>51973642
>mfw leftists will have to live with the consequences of their actions one day
