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Dipset edition
cara
*easily beats you up*
janny is gonna lose it
maisie
fuck off australia edition
Azusa
new thread, new me :)
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
Is it snowing in England yet m8s?
>>51974598
great post
>Girls who use 4chan
Requesting a petition to ban Australians from /Brit/
>>51974613
no, but it is still as grim as ever
>>51974635
put us out of our misery
>>51974627
Exceptional post, best post ITT ATM Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tefzSUZbM7Q
http://strawpoll.me/6235761
http://strawpoll.me/6235761
http://strawpoll.me/6235761
http://strawpoll.me/6235761
sounds like there is a band in my back garden playing christmas songs
>>51974656
Fuck off yank
>there are people out there who unironically don't enjoy violence
I don't get it, are they just pretending to not like it because they think it makes them look peaceful or something?
pissed myself for the hell of it
MEME CITY
parting my hair down the middle
First for representing the native Australian hip hop community
>>51974693
this is spooky
>>51974704
careful lad, it's not easy to pull off a centre parting these days
I will get a gf in 2016 lads, I promise ;_;
going to go on omegle and pretend social interaction lads
>>51974656
Do you post on /brit/ because you, like all American women without exception, get very wet at the sound of a British accent?
Not asking because I want to shag you btw, I would rather watch my mum cry as a gang of black men rape her than touch a girl who goes on 4chan.
watching seinfeld lads, don't want anything spoiled
>>51974803
Oh, snap.
>>51974795
wanna try to find each other?
>>51974733
can you please vocaroo the following?
"90% of shitposters are Aussies. They are destroying the site.
I hate Australians so god damn much."
>>51974805
very good lad
>>51974803
moderately bad lad
>>51974786
Honestly I'm pretty close. I think it's just a matter of me asking. Thinking of doing it on NYE then even if she dumps me a week later I can say I went out with her from 2015-2016.
>>51974841
fuck off cunt
give me Ahmad tea
>>51974805
Seinfeld dies
I'm a turkish cunt and I need to fuck off
i'm a canadian kuck and i need to fuck off
>>51974861
nothing wrong with being a cunt
>>51974895
nothing wrong with being a turkish cunt
>>51974803
I like British accents, but I'm not a teaboo. The posts here are funny and it's better than /cum/
Cheers xxxxxxxxx
>>51974840
sure i'll be the tall handsome lad with immense charm
Very good edition
>>51974860
>I can say I went out with her from 2015-2016.
Ah yes, very good.
>>51974921
alright nice one
desu baka senpai
>>51974955
reply
>>51974921
>The posts here are funny
>>51975030
>No sense of humor
>>51974921
>teaboo
Great word
STOP GIVING ME THE FUCKING STREET NAMES ONE CAPTCHA YOU AFNIANHFAILNEFABDFAWNBLDFIA
bored of this texting girls thing already lads
she's a bit shit at conversation and i have to keep it up and i actually can't be arsed ngl
>>51974924
*blushes and turns head away smiling*
having a look
>>51975030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySrwmCE5dUs
>>51974795
i'm too autistic for omegle, i unironically talk to cleverbot
at least it always responds and doesn't disconnect immediately when i say i'm not a girl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYDagUh8ru
Christmas is shite, bring on pancake day
>>51975207
oh look what crawled its way into the thread lads!
shoooo!
>>51975176
Whenever you go on, put /brit/ as a tag and I'll do the same, I won't disconnect on you mate
Can't right now but from now on like
Unhappy with my life lads. Need a purpose.
>>51975207
Fuck me, your voice is hanging
>>51975073
>>51975176
omegle lads
cam section
some turk is abusing me
>>51975207
I can hear the ugly/
>>51975207
meme
I haven't been on /brit/ for about two weeks, have I missed anything?
>>51975301
all my posts for the last two weeks
>>51975301
*posts*
>>51975248
fuck off abo
>>51975270
my accent can get me laid m8
>>51975285
fuck off
>>51975298
r a p
>>51975301
all caralad's posts for the last two weeks
>>51975268
join the army
>>51975207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03RYBwAmEoc
>>51975336
Was just pulling your leg, love, you're beautiful and sexy.
>>51975356
bit gay
>>51975070
>[witty comment]
>"haha I know!"
>Go out for a few hours
>Come back and text her about something
>"finally decide to reply then? Took you long enough!"
They really are shit at it, aren't they? How the fuck am I supposed to reply to "haha"?
>>51975356
Exceptional post
>you both like /brit/
>nexted immediately
rude
>Get off the couch to make a brew
>Doge has got into my spot because it's nice and warm due to my arse heat
watching a film lads
guess what film it is and you'll win a (You)
150 stacks bout to take that shit to mexico
>>51975465
Salo
>>51975465
jacobs ladder
>>51975464
>couch
fuck off yank
>>51975454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XlUadhb0MJ
>>51975480
>>51975486
No
hint: it's from 1974 and was initially extremely negatively received but has a fairly high rating on rotten tomatoes
>>51975492
There he goes, our Autist Andrew
>>51975523
>posting thainonce oc
>>51975515
Blazing saddles
poo bum piss willy
>>51975558
what did you say, cunt?
>>51975515
godfather part 2
>>51975336
Shutup fatboy.
>>51975572
Good guess, but no
>>51975583
*backs up*
w-whoa calm down buddy
You brits are the most miserable people on the fucking planet.
Hitler did his best to fix your piece of shit country. By leveling it out, so you fuckers can build actual cities. Ones that don't use donkey trails as streets. And what did the brits do? They spat in Hitlers fucking face and rebuilt everything brick by brick exactly the same as it was 1200 years ago, when nothing made sense.
what should i have as interests on omegle to get yank chixxx lads?
>>51975640
Ordnung
>>51975612
The things I would do...
>>51975515
death wish
>You brits are the most miserable people on the fucking planet.
>Hitler did his best to fix your piece of shit country. By leveling it out, so you fuckers can build actual cities. Ones that don't use donkey trails as streets. And what did the brits do? They spat in Hitlers fucking face and rebuilt everything brick by brick exactly the same as it was 1200 years ago, when nothing made sense.
>>51975646
BBC
>>51975640
u mad?
>learn English with generic American accent
>regret not having learnt it with superior British accent
But seriously, to this day I still have trouble understanding Scots.
>>51975646
Sherlock, Doctor Who
>>51975658
(You)
>>51975686
Scots don't speak English
hate my life so much right now lads
>>51975686
>not learning it with an Australian accent
please leave
>>51975713
what's wrong lad
Claim your waifu lads.
As you can see mine is very cute :)
>>51975670
literally all yank gays
>>51975691
nothing yet
>>51975732
went out last night and had a really shit time
realised I hate everyone
>>51975758
mine
>>51975646
British vloggers
>>51975758
>Gay-on
>>51975758
>>51975791
saved thx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i2VHvNntEz
>>51975758
>his waifu isn't an upper middle class slag
>>51975713
>living in Northern Ireland
Not surprised t b h
>yanks
fuck off
>Grids are the most efficient form of city, that's what I always build when playing simcity
>>51975800
dnt know any lad
>>51975833
i don't
>>51975830
>Sophie
>Upper-middle class
>>51975830
>Balding waifus
Ended up reading about John Wayne Gacy desu, feel a bit sick.
>removing a kebab who was trying to break his friend from prison
Why not wait until they're just about to do it then kill all of them?
think i pissed off the only person who i could consider a "friend" by ignoring them lads haha (they told me ages ago he hated it when i ignored him haha)
didn't do it out of hate i just wasn't in a good mood at the time and didn't want to talk when he tried, and then it happened again about a week later
this was 2 weeks ago and i want to talk again but i don't want to be the one to start
http://strawpoll.me/6235927
http://strawpoll.me/6235927
(keep in mind he has 509385 real friends and probably doesn't actually give a stinky poo about me lol and the longer this goes on the less he'll care lol we used to play games a lot but he's already replaced me there with his real friends lol)
How does it make you libkeks feel that John Howard will NEVER EVER EVER take away our guns?
Any updates on the gf to me situation?
lel
feeling v lonely :(
>>51975928
Yes you fucking idiot
this is what i did now i have no mates
>>51975968
bant
Why do Americans always manically grin lads?
>indians trying to flirt w me on omegle
fux sakes
>>51976034
We live in the best country in the world, why not smile. :^)?
>>51976036
font
Practicing muh Shakespeare lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0azt9tsVSLi
Give me some soliloquys to read
>>51976034
People don't tip you if you don't smile.
>>51976040
Good taste
Karen and Natáli <3
What do you guys think about /luso/ + /brit/
Back from meditation. Alright sesh tbÍœh.
Now eating 6 Celebrationsâ„¢, having some coffee and resuming the remaining 9 hours of mindless internet browsing left for the day.
>>51976190
Stfu you dopey chimp
>>51976105
Thus do I ever make my fool my purse:
For I mine own gain’d knowledge should profane,
If I would time expend with such a snipe.
But for my sport and profit. I hate the Moor:
And it is thought abroad, that ‘twixt my sheets
He has done my office: I know not if’t be true;
But I, for mere suspicion in that kind,
Will do as if for surety. He holds me well;
The better shall my purpose work on him.
Cassio’s a proper man: let me see now:
To get his place and to plume up my will
In double knavery–How, how? Let’s see:–
After some time, to abuse Othello’s ear
That he is too familiar with his wife.
He hath a person and a smooth dispose
To be suspected, framed to make women false.
The Moor is of a free and open nature,
That thinks men honest that but seem to be so,
And will as tenderly be led by the nose
As asses are.
I have’t. It is engender’d. Hell and night
Must bring this monstrous birth to the world’s light.
>>51976190
>Natáli
literally who
>/luso/
literally what
>>51976190
Fuck off
>post anything on a board with flags
>FUCK OFF MUHAMMAD LOL ROTHERHAM RAPE LITTLE GIRLS HAHAHA SHARIA PATROLS NO GO ZONES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what is wrong with this website lads
>>51976245
mistyped here is Natália .
>>51976268
FUCK OFF MUHAMMAD LOL ROTHERHAM RAPE LITTLE GIRLS HAHAHA SHARIA PATROLS NO GO ZONES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51976190
anime nonces OUT
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/newsweek-highlights-the-other-side-of-campus-sexual-assault-debate/article/2578070
>>51976295
You mean Nathalie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b22LKamjiOg
>>51976268
At least you aren't indian.
>>51976268
When you mean /pol/, just say /pol/. I post here and on /sp/ and have no problems with people aggrieved with my flag.
THIS mental lad here just got up :^). feeling the regret pretty hard, but time is relative right lads hahahahaha.
Fucking love Jun btw also :^)
talking to a girl on omegle lads
unconfirmed if yank bird
will keep u posted
>>51976268
It could be worse. You could be Indian, Portuguese or Canadian.
>>51974786
Have had a gf in 2015, if you can get girls then honestly being single is much better
>religion of peace
>state in charge of religions holy sites will execute you if you renounce the religion of peace
>>51976429
>PROOFS
Where are proofs :DDDDD
>>51976414
Doesn't really matter lad. When you have no job, no social ties, no responsibilities, no life and no hope, what difference does it make if you get up at 07:00 or 14:50 or 19:00 or if you sleep all day? None whatsoever.
Only thing that gets me out of bed these days is hunger.
>>51976457
Israel kills you if you leave Islam?
>>51976226
>tfw I was c.ucked
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pBJmUwVfK
>>51976468
Can you even prove that I am Russian?
had a quick wank before getting here lads
>>51976522
PRETTY GOOD
>>51976427
it wasnt but the Dr Who tag works
>>51976560
Yes, you said you were Russian to a yank when confronted with a question about alcohol
>>51976461
oh look some kid is being a pleb on the internet.
>>51976499
exactly me tbqh. but i cannot do things i want a night because mum has a new 9month baby and i cant make any noise. i just want to make yakisoba at 3am and watch anime ffs.
>>51976268
You brits literally do that everywhere with us, fucking hypocrite
Shagged some british slag who had a bf, her boyfriend found out, told me to "fuck off back to my caravan and try grow potatoes", just told him his bird had a lovely warm pussy
You know how you feel as if your life hasn't really started yet?
It never goes away.
>>51976633
I had the one about flying again last night.
>>51976688
the good part of my life ended after primary school.
>>51975968
the size of that dish isn't necessary to receive 28.2e astra.. probably a paki house wanting paksat
>>51976617
you sound fucking pathetic
and I thought I was pathetic
jesus christ
>>51976725
i know that you're a paedo
>>51976725
Literal manchild
willy
fanny
poo poo
bum bum
bum
pee
poop
>>51976725
do you ever feel bad that the sole reason you watch anime is to retreat into childhood
Alas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17EHwf0tJZ4
really really depressed lads haha
good lad
>>51976978
this is a good character
>>51976978
fuck off hampshite, not welcome here.
>>51976770
>>51976782
:^)
>>51976961
i'm a girl dont bully me.
>>51976522
Thank you.
>>51977058
this is a good post
*kneels down infront of demonic sigil*
*puts a curse on the first yank to read this*
hhheheheheheeh
It's so hard to say goodbye, to everyone who's ever died.
>>51977061
seriously, you should actually consider killing yourself
To be (honest) or not to be (fair)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TgQ9rLH8VB
>>51976633
yes, that whole encounter absolutely happened
this needs to stop
It's 28 sleeps until Christmas if you include all my naps.
Heh, feel free to use that one. Got me a few likes.
saudia arabia have just given votes to women.
fucking kek lads
i recommended he use the Dr Who tag for chix
and hahahahha
and
ahahahahah
nevermind
>>51977395
Just shag already.
preparing an impeccable wank
>>51977154
implying i don't everyday.
throw dat boy pussy
>haven't done a poo in 3 days
>mum has run a bath and jumped in
>didn't ask me if I wanted in before she got in
>now absolutely dying for a big, hot, stinky jobby
Might need to just lay down some cling-film on the floor, squat over it and do my business. I've got toilet roll in my room for wanking obviously so that's not a problem. I reckon it will be alright if I just open a window.
'ri
>>>/tv/63535783
>>51975758
She will be mine oh yes, she will be mine
>>51977497
>jobby
I love that word
>>51977497
it will absolutely not be alright
>>51977527
>yukari
best tank waifu
my feel when no aussie bf
>>51977549
fucking awful word
>>51977430
nah was good bants
>>51977570
job off
>Skin Diamond is the daughter of Spencer the Painter from Balamory
wew lads what a fact
>>51977609
That's right, Mike.
>>51977609
>skin diamond
literally who
>spencer the painter
see above
>balamory
literally what?
fuck off grandad
>>51977609
Was in Tesco and was suddenly consumed by the feeling that I'm so much better than all the fucking automatons in there
weeoo weeoo it's the diversity police
>>51977654
It is just that though.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/11/fake-ambulance-drug-smugglers-jailed-18-28-years
england in charge of handling the drug bantre
>>51977654
do you also like smart anime?
ok lads need more tags for omegle girls
>>51977712
Nah I don't watch cartoons of any kind
>>51977675
weeaboo weeaboo
>>51977736
Poldark
>>51977563
>not qt narcoleptic
>>51977647
How do you not know what balamory is tBH
>>51977712
is that a woman? or is it a man with boobs?
>>51977675
C-CAN'T WAKE UP
Feel so alone lads.
>>51977740
shame lad :^)
The drug war is simply a means of demonising and harassing groups of people that the establishment doesn't like
>>51977781
GORDON
O
R
D
O
N
Feeling a bit christmassy now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yKhsKhzXON
Seriously though anyone got any good poems and things I can practice my speaking voice with?
The self checkouts at Tesco have started saying Merry Christmas
Today we are living the grotesque spectacle of the poisoning of the earth by the nineteenth-century hero system of unrestrained material production. This is perhaps the greatest and most pervasive evil to have emerged in all of history, and it may even eventually defeat all of mankind.
>>51977767
>Tfw no tank obsessed fluffy haired qt to walk around a tank museum with
titty bum fart
>>51977860
hahaha yeah alright Karl
>>51977796
>legalise drugs so they can be put in the hands of big pharmaceutical companies who will up the price tenfold
Don't get these people.
>>51977838
>not happy winterval
writing to my imam
>>51977860
dude u don't even have the new iPhone 6S+ 2.0? fukin' loser haha get a load of this povvo cunt
>>51977838
I found this out the other night. It draws a lot more attention than I would like.
>>51977880
is that a boy?
Anyone at all? I can even do shitty copypastas in a stereotypical English accent
I just want practice for speaking.
>>51977907
Then the black market would persist and keep prices as they are
poo dick fanny tits
>>51977935
really hope it doesnt do that here
when wanking i like the bit when all the stuff comes out
dildo dick willy shit
lads, how can I get my hands on robotussin in aust
what am i meant to have as a cover pic on fb lads
>>51978106
DELETE THIS
lads how exactly does reducing electricity consumption at home/work reduce global warming?
its not like turning off the light will slow down the coal power plant down the road
>>51978177
A landscape photo from one of the countries you've travelled to
>>51978177
Your willy
>190kg Quavers Race deletes the vocaroo of his voice because of banter
>>51978195
cumulitively
>>51978195
at halftime in a televised england football match they have to increase output because literally millions of kettles get boiled at the same time.
>>51978303
hahahaha 'cum'
When will people get tired of all this generic 'indie' music shite? The Maccabres, The Kooks, Frank Turner, Mumford and Sons. They all sound exactly the same.
>>51978366
My MP desu
>>51978356
so listen to something else?
fucking idiot
>>51978356
alri m8 it isnt 2008 lmaO
>>51977947
that's my waifu anon
>>51978356
you think frank turner and mumford and sons sound the same? are your ears a bit shit lad?
>>51978438
>I like either of these 'artists'
>>51978218
good idea but what do i have in the meantime when i havent been out the country in years
>>51978483
tbf, that's not what he said.
Trailer for Sophie Turner's new multi-million pound Marvel blockbuster movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-A
Meanwhile on Maisie Williams' to-do list:
>cut the ribbon at the opening of the highstreet's new Greggs down the road
>appear on Dr Who as an extra (again)
>negotiate talks for live action Hunchback of Notradame prequel with genderflipped Quasimodo
>appear in an NHS ad campaign about the outcomes of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>make some more Patreon begging videos for her Youtube """"""""channel"""""""""
>>51978356
>the Kooks
>the Maccabees
Haven't heard of these in like 10 years
>>51978392
He makes the house of commons worth watching.
>>51978195
If output doesn't match demand then you will no longer have a stable frequency. If enough of us turned our lights off then output would have to reduce.
>>51978392
lmao enjoy that "vote" you have
a short drop and a sudden stop
hehe mule
>>51978561
>Set up a youtube channel
>Make one video, it gets nearly 2mil views
>Don't do anything else for over 3 months
Maisie Williams everybody
>>51978356
I agree that indie is all shite but I have a better question: who gives a fuck? Live your life without worrying what the plebian masses do. They are automaton consumer ape machines and they always will be, no point worrying about it.
>>51978483
not what i said at all lad. deaf and a bit thick then?
>>51978561
>that attempt at an american accent
That's horrendous, how could they allow her to use that. Make Jean British or something, don't commit that to film.
I feel dead inside
Anyone else?
>>51978601
I hate our voting system.
>>51978668
>why yes I prefer voting systems designed by Belgians instead of our fine BRITISH voting system
>>51978665
you have one of pic related inside you lad
>>51978665
start smoking weed
>>51978559
>>51978655
It was implied.
>>51978561
>wolverines not in it
shit film
>>51978177
you and the lads in the club
>>51978747
It wasn't really though.
dont see whats wrong with slavery 2bh.
>I have a better question: who gives a fuck? Live your life without worrying what the plebian masses do. They are automaton consumer ape machines and they always will be, no point worrying about it.
>>51978561
>xmen
Lol these comic book films are absolute fucking shit
Get dragged into them by my mates
Complete fucking waste of money every time
The only half decent one was the comedy where there was the raccoon in space or whatever the fuck it was
>>51978747
not sure where you're getting that from lad
>>51978712
Why should voting for your local bloke have an impact on who rules the country?
I'm enjoying my new gimmick.
>>51978725
Fake
How could a skeltal get inside me without me knowing?
>>51978177
mines is a screenie of my mates gf bantering the life out of him with a comment
>>51978798
so everyone has a representative
>tfw we don't live in a world where sentient skeletons are a thing
>>51978853
As if that makes any fucking difference to how the country is run.
>>51978858
Nobody tell him
>I use 'lad' and 'la' on an anime image board to mimic people I'm post ironically taking the piss out of but sort of wish I was one of them.
did a presentation today.
http://www.ksla.com/story/26737161/500-lb-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory
>>51978897
well it does
>>51978901
I'm just visiting, I don't live here.
>>51978911
Epic bantz
>>51978952
why does a club have a desk ?
>How kind of you to say so, General! You're quite right: I am a snob. Why not? The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVXJ1SFtsV
Shaw is pretty based. This monologue sums up /brit/ in a lot of ways actually.
Society makes more sense when you realise that nobody is actually conscious. People are programmed machines that can be trained to pretty do anything the master wants.
>>51978561
Kinda sad cause she's a much better actor.
That's what being ugly does for ya tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41aZX5ijVM
>yanks
>>51978952
why are some brits so swarthy
>>51979053
fake tan
>>51979091
you know what I mean lad, the ones that aren't faked tanned yet have darker skin, brown eyes, black hair, etc
I'm literally going to marry Jun, and i am also the only lad here on /brit/ who will marry an anime character. everyone else should be told to fuck off.
>>51979117
With respect to that image, I do not know what you mean lad because both of those girls have the normal UK complexion + a thick, thick layer of fake tan.
>>51979121
Just fuck off
>>51979117
idk
my mum is Irish and is quite dark for some reason and there's darkies like Tom Jones who's welsh so maybe its a celtic thing
>>51979156
My split personalities.
did a do
hi
any gay tories itt?
>>51979163
why are you being rude to me today? are you having a sad one? it's okay lad i just want us both to have a good time.
>>51978725
Lad, think about what you just said. Then realise that your brain, the very thing that makes you you, is actually inside a skull. Anon, you're trapped inside a skeleton and you can never escape.
test hit hit test
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