west midlands edition
cara
firmino
Cheshire masterrace desu
>>51903112
>11 fucking seconds
anime
maisie
>>51902913
went from popular to smelly emo weeb between year 6 and 7 when puberty started, then got my act together from year 8 cos i was bullied so much
was a proper normie through 2ndary school
only stopped bothering to keep up with most friends and started spending so much time on the internet when i dropped out of 6th form 1.5 years ago
Bully edition
>>51903168
>poo peeland
>>51903156
p slow 2bh
>>51903148
good lad
doing a dance
>>51903186
no bullying it is mean
>>51902913
Normie until I was about 15, then I just dropped all my friends for some reason that I can't remember and I never recovered. Went from within a "yes" of sex to being a permaKV. Oh well, what can you do?
96 wne ysb
*chiki cha*
>>51903174
>only stopped bothering to keep up with most friends and started spending so much time on the internet when i dropped out of 6th form
pretty much the same
West Midlands is a fucking dump except for Wolverhampton
>>51903168
Who?
>>51903149
Very, very good lad. Whereabouts are you?
>>51903186
Great game tbqh.
I am a bender
yes?
>>51903260
Except for wolvo? Really? Pffffft
>>51903208
aussies don't post black willies
only yanks, /pol/, and that swede who baitposts in here sometimes enjoy black willies
Caroline
>>51903210
how do you expect girlfriend 2016 to go lad?
>>51903260
t. pikey yam yam with 6 fingers
wolverhampton is a fucking shithole m8
>>51903208
Don't summon them
way
no u
>>51903315
>>51903208
>posting reddit memes
>>51903174
>went from popular to smelly emo weeb between year 6 and 7 when puberty started, then got my act together from year 8 cos i was bullied so much
>was a proper normie through 2ndary school
>only stopped bothering to keep up with most friends and started spending so much time on the internet when i dropped out of 6th form 1.5 years ago
Almost literally me t b h, I was a turbo normie in year 7, played footy every day with the lads on the playground, had a girlfriend who walked around with her shirt untucked and a really short tie then suddenly become an autist and I have no idea why.
>>51903316
I already have a gf
>>51903320
>implying yanks are more welcome than aussies in /brit/
>>>/int/cum/
>>51903320
cannot wait
*shakes my cock and sprays ropes of cum over everyone ITT like i'm celebrating with a bottle of champagne*
>>51903361
hello reddit
this really freaks me out DESU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8L7bdwVaA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPcaK2wjUes
*laughs uncontrollably*
thank GOD i wasn't born a fucking northerner
depressed
>>51903320
fuck off ed is a great poster
>>51903315
literally never seen a pic that shows her arse so much but at the same time that makeup job's fucked up her face
wasted potential
>>51903420
cara is an ugly dog
>>51903429
me on the right
>>51903372
smashing
>>51903375
West Midlands please...
>hello my name is fitizen
me and the lads
>>51903471
Such a brilliant film
100/7000 words
26 hours remain
how fucked am I?
peep show lads
>>51903446
you are mum and you are ugly dogs
>>51903494
what filum lad
>>51903496
very
>>51903424
Got over 12000 images from the rip so I'm sure I'll find something to wow you.
https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=slave&qs_version=NIV
>>51903528
Heat
>>51903496
5 words a minute, easy
>>51903523
FUCK i missed it again
all 4 it is
AGAIN
>>51903478
RIP
Kek, Clarkson is Amazon's bitch.
>>51903482
Thought this was a red dwarf picture from the thumbnail ahaha what am I like
>>51903523
thanks for reminding i would have forgot
>>51903315
looks like a burn victim with a skin graft
>>51903303
>>51903319
Wolves is probably the best part of the West Midls 2bh, although that's not saying much. The west half past the city centre is actually pretty nice, mostly middle class residential, you have to remember that side is bordered with Shropshire and South Staffs and is all countryside. The real shithole part is the Black Country side and then all the way to Birmingham which is all heavily urbanised lower class chav country.
>>51903573
I'm sure he's crying into his millions mate
>>51903567
It's about to start you muppet
http://www.channel4.com/now/c4
>>51903541
>12000
>>51903523
usually wait until its over desu and 4od it, don't have a tele and its better qual that way.
>>51903567
ITS ON NOW
BUT THESE FUCKING ADVERTS ARE MAKING ME MISS IT
FUCKING CHANNEL 4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rate the new specs lads
>>51903604
its already fucking started
ITS TOO LATE
>>51903578
Birmingham is shit of course 2bh but Sutton Coldfield and Solihull are nice
YO YO YO, WHERE ALL MY NIGGAS AT?
>>51903400
propa salt of the erf bloke m8
>>51903269
Crewe.
>>51903620
spurdo?
I wonder where my gf has got to
might flop into bed
>>51903701
sorry, she's over here mate
I'll send her back when I'm done
>>51903658
Unlucky la
>>51903701
Jamal's crib
>mark has a son
when did this happen?
honestly forgot about this woman lol all I remember is the dobbs
reminder that landlords are sub human scum
>>51903541
i think that pic is catherine harajuku not kyary
also alri lads
>>51903722
paedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLAKJiHQcTo
Girl asked me if I want to visit her place over the weekend but I said I can't because I'm very busy (which is true) and she seemed disappointed.
Should I have proposed a different date? Have I fucked up?
>>51903725
It's not that bad. The Poles have improved it massively.
>>51903745
alri are lad
reminder that if you don't live in mercia you are a top pleb
just had a browse over some generals on /lgbt/
it's striking how similar the conversations and atmosphere over there is to /brit/
now convinced several of you are cross-board sissy benders
funniest pepe of them all 2bh
>>51903745
is it eck
What the fuck lads
>Lean head back and clench jaw a little
>Solid 7/10
>Look down and relax my face
>Shaky 4/10
Fuck sake. Worst part is, I'm taller than everyone else I've ever met, so they always see the 4/10.
>>51903792
how many lesbians are there
>>51903796
kill yourself
>>51903810
mobile ip changes every other minute you stupid yank
>>51903778
>Mercia
>Merica
>>51903796
>pepe
>funny
>>51903846
This is on my home wifi
>>51903767
>The Poles have improved it massively.
kek, have they?
>>51903825
i'm a bisexual girl
don't browse /lgbt/ though
>>51903810
>Being scooped banging animals in private and being banned for it on your favourite imageboard
>>51903809
googled it and you might be right, ee by gum
>>51903821
Opposite here, if I really clench my teeth my face is too square, if I'm a bit slack jawed I look fine.
>>51903778
Funny how the boudary for Greater Manchester is perfectly in line with this one
>>51903863
Yes. Crewies are awful people.
>>51903633
>Solihull
>nice
>>51903883
>tfw
>>51903792
/brit/ is definitely the gayest general on /int/
>You will N E V E R shag tomb-raider era Angelina Jolie.
Let that sink in for a moment then get back to me with your thoughts. Going to brush my teeth 2bh, look forward to your responses.
>>51903908
got any sauce mate haha
>>51903883
maximising that one had a near-physiological effect for some reason
redpill me on cornwall
>>51903908
North solihull isn't, chelmsley wood etc. but around the town centre and further out it's really nice
>>51903918
There's a lot of women I will N E V E R shag mate
not bothered
>>51903918
Never saw the appeal tbqh, nice body but her face is fucking ugly.
What am I in for lads?
>>51903955
*hits blunt*
duuuuude... it's like... a wall... made of corn
anyone else just bored of films? i try to watch them but i have no patience for them. i can concentrate on a good book but not a film. maybe its the internet thing.
>>51903989
a shit film
>>51903952
she has nice lips sometimes
>>51903918
>tfw shagged angelina jolie during the tomb raider era
was overrated 2bh
>>51903952
That reminds me. Think I forgot to post this after making it.
>>51903989
memes
>>51903997
watch anime instead
>>51904020
wew
just wish they didn't make it with that shite fps desu
>>51903989
Overrated hipster garbage and memes,
>tfw /brit/ just doesn't interest me anymore
me
>>51904020
>>51904048
my thoughts exactly
>>51904040
nah I get bored of nipp shit even more so
>>51904020
now that is nice
>>51904051
>garbage
fuck off yank
fucking lol at this lads
>>51903916
that is /cum/ by far
I don't think we've had a thread where at least 1/3 of the discussion isn't about homosexuality in weeks
I did it lads.
I wanked.
>>51904059
kek
>>51904067
oh ok
>>51903918
Mojave Moon Jolie > Tomb Raider Jolie
>>51904089
>haha
>tfw you will never be a pirate
Why live
@51904078
Thanks for the (You) faggot
>>51904123
:/ thanks for the you though lad. I did like spirited away if that makes you feel better
>>51904089
Fuck you
>>51904096
Nice, might have to pop in. What is /cum/'s opinion on Brit benders with nice girly bums? :3
>>51904059
>tfw the guy beat the shit out of me after I was trying to banter/flirt with some bird during Freshers
>>51904051
that's just like your opinion man
>>51904142
it was quite a good soundtrack but not as good as ac2's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNREuwdJCw0
>>51903633
Yeah the outskirts of Birmingham and the Black Country is pretty nice, it's the part in the middle I think is best to avoid especially when it gets dark.
>>51904153
They're more than welcome
>>51904089
i literally jolted everywhere
fucking hell
>Brits on /int/ who don't post in /brit/
what do you lads think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww1Fm8WaKNc
>>51904257
weak cunt
>>51904089
watching this whole gif with total indifference 2bh
only fannies get spooked
i was scratching my balls and i felt my blood or cum tubes get squashed ow
>>51904314
>t. poofter who can't drink rum or beer
>>51904314
scared of spiders TbH
shit myself whenever i see them
>>51904140
>tfw no private island with the boys
>>51904336
>that post time
wew
>>51904089
>australians don't notice anything odd about this
>>51904059
Got my first gf ever back in school (we were thirteen) after I beat up her boyfriend for being a cunt to my little bro.
I didn't even know he was her boyfriend, she approached me a few days after the fact and asked me out. I only learned she broke up with him the day I broke his nose later.
Felt good tbqh.
the fuck you looking at you bender
>>51904370
>the boys
off
yourself
>>51904350
Excellent post
anyone know who's on qt tomorrow
>Ban trump from the UK because a few lefties sign a petition
>Don't reduce immigration despite almost half a million signing a petition.
>>51904371
Just keeps throwing me off and I have to start reading the comic again,
>>51904413
yer mam
>>51904403
me on the left
>>51904198
I had to walk through Kings Norton at night once, not gonna do that again.
>>51904413
your dad
>>51904419
he's not actually banned though
>>51904403
That huge bulge.
>>51904413
>>51904349
the latter has not yet been effectively determined fucking pice of shite
>>51904350
let's settle this once and for all
http://strawpoll.me/6223871
http://strawpoll.me/6223871
http://strawpoll.me/6223871
http://strawpoll.me/6223871
http://strawpoll.me/6223871
>>51904475
Yanks are acting like he is
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/12/08/donald-trump-says-he-is-not-bothered-by-comparisons-to-hitler/?tid=sm_fb
>Donald Trump declares that he is not bothered by comparisons to Adolf Hitler
Have we reached the meme singularity yet?
>>51904419
he's not going to be banned
>>51904426
what is the context of the background image
>These fucking spastics that signed the 'ban trump from the UK' petition
do they not see the irony in it? Fucking hell.
Lads, my dad's Bruce Lee.
>that video of Tommy Cooper literally dying on stage
>>51904480
Bellend central
>>51904490
no homo ha ha
Christianity is false and immoral.
>>51904497
Is donald trump the next hitler?
>>51904286
Noisiest I go is Emptyset
https://youtu.be/_o0bgCaHZzw
>>51904497
kek literally digging his own fucking grave
what a bellend
>>51904480
B A S E D
V I N C E
>>51904497
he screen door slams, Mary's dress sways
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again, I just can't face myself alone again
Don't run back inside, darling, you know just what I'm here for
So you're scared and you're thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore
Show a little faith, there's magic in the night
You ain't a beauty but, hey, you're alright
Oh, and that's alright with me
>had a wank last night (which qualifies as 'recently' for me)
>still horny
>still feeling nogf really bad
help
>>51904497
Do people really think a walking meme can win an election? This is just Nigel Farage again.
>>51904562
Spineless weasel
>>51904590
Have another wank
>>51904480
quite like mary beard t b h
>>51904480
BATH
A
T
H
>>51904529
Watching videos of people dying isn't a good way to spend your time desu
>>51904628
you better be in the audience senpai
>>51904597
>2016
>unironically still a student fees memster
>>51904480
DAILY MAIL?
hitting the bed, or "sack" as they say in the "united" "states" "of" america
goodnight
>>51904663
haha
>>51904371
Who is scared by this shit when there's no sound
our nicky 2bh
>>51904610
Might do but might also just hug and kiss my pillow and fantasize about having a gf. If I wank then the fantasies don't work.
Didn't notice this gem until today
>>51904590
>tfw I went 21 years without having >tfwnogf
>meet a girl last December
>Start getting really close to her from December-March
>She hits a rough patch and I have no idea how to handle it
>Relationship crumbles
>tfwnogf
She was my ideal girl too. Hit all the right notes. Maybe next time.
cara
>>51904680
good night lass
>>51904680
nighty night x
>>51904680
fuck off yank
>>51904680
good night lad
>>51904680
good night "dude" as they say in the "united" "states" "of" america
>>51904664
>stand on a left wing platform
>betray all your voters and go into coalition with a right wing party
>waa why does everyone call us spineless weasels!!
>>51904718
>Terrorism
>Job
>>51904772
they work for Allah
need a pic of that qt with the blue eyes that was posted the other day,.....
>>51904675
DAILY MAIL
>>51904758
who is this legend bellend?
NO GF. NOT EVER.
>>51904497
>Liberals pull out their super ultimate final attack
>doesn't even phase him
>>51904813
I didn't post my picture the other day.
>>51904480
based vince
>>51904419
if policies were actually made from these petitions we'd have bigger worries
>>51904759
>conservatives right wing
>Lib dems not a centrist platform
jog on la
>>51904772
>part time suicide bomber
>>51904822
Josh Widdycum
hahaha FUCK lads, I'm only 5'8''. Been talking to this girl a while, she always told me she was 5'8'' too. Go to meet her, she is literally like 6'4'', said she lies about her height because it puts guys off. I felt really bad so I stayed, we had lunch, then she started giving me beers, and well, you all know what happened next. Now she is unironically asking me to come over again and telling me she likes me.
I CANNOT go around in public with her, it would be comedy gold for everyone who sees us. Is she mental? She should hang out at basketball clubs to find men to date desu
how long until peep show is on 4od lads
>>51904591
Who is The Governator?
>>51904419
>Banning a potential President of the United States
Come on lad.
>>51904813
>>51904894
> Being this insecure
How many of the 300k that signed the anti trump petition had American IPs do you think? The UK doesn't give a fuck about trump and the only reason people here know about Trump is he keeps getting memed on 4chan. Average Brit has never heard of him.
>>51904917
nah not her, there was some pics of her in some sort of changing room with her legs up against the lockers
marina
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>>51904917
Brilliant limbal rings.
>>51904894
FONT
>>51904936
He was top story on BBC news yesterday, that's why
